Incest story thread!
This happend to me about 2 weeks and a half ago and i can't keep it in so i will share it with my /b/ros
>august 30th
>aunt birthday
>she is a milf in all the meaning of the word. busty, lewd and beautiful
me, i'm just a normal 19 y/o guy that used to weigh 150kg at the age of 16, ff 2 years and i have been going to the gym all that time, now i am at about 80.
>buenos aires argentina, at my aunt birthday
>all my family got drunk, except me i don't like alcohol
>i've been known to stay at my aunt place a lot of times to play xbox with my cousin
>my cousin moved out about 1 month prior
>i decided to stay
>when i was about 15, i confessed to my aunt that i had a undying lust towards her
>my aunt hasn't been with a guy since i was born, she's a widow
>she says ok and our relationship hasn't been the same, but i still slept there from time to time
>she has been my motivation to get fit ever since i started
ok enough, lets get back to the actual story
btw aunt is a similar to pic related
>so everyone is drunk at about 4 am
>at about 6 everyone leaves except me
>did the "i'll help out to clean" excuse
>it's my time to shine
did i mention i was virgin? i don't think so
>after about an hour and a half of cleaning, we're done
>we both sit on the couch and i ask her if she remembered what i said that time
>she says she never forgot
>"well... i still feel that way and i want to demonstrate it now"
>i jump off the couch and get on her lap and kiss her with the most passion in me i had
>she says to get off and go to sleep
cont in a little while.
i'll also add she was 34 y/o
CONTINUE
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Go on
>>704024377
>"well... i still feel that way and i want to demonstrate it now"
legit cringe af
aunt
>>704024377
>>704025065
>similar
>>704025065
Sand nigger/10
>i feel so rejected i grab a handfull of cake and go to bed
>fuck my diet
>fuck me i love being fat
>eat cake
>sleep until like 4 pm
>i go to the kitchen and my aunt is washing some dishes
>i tell her i'm sorry
>she says "it's okay, my love."
>also says that i should go to the bathroom to brush my teeth
>only bathroom in the house was in her bedroom
>go in, brush, poop and leave
>as soon as i open the door i see a lewd angel
>my aunt in pic related clothe
>she takes my hand and says "i've been thinking about it and, i've made a decision"
>i say she is my aunt, but she is basically my mom's far cousin
>she pushes me on her bed
>the look on her eyes
>i'll never forget
>she slowly takes off the lingerie and gets slowly takes off my jeans
>puts her god like pussy on my mouth
>it tasted like salty crackers
>she then turns around and starts to suck my cock
>i take off my shits
>take a sniff of her pussy and start thanking god for this moment
>give it the biggest lick of my life
>i've already come, but thanks to all that cardio i went on
keep in mind i was a virgin
>about 5 minutes go by of that
>she turns around and puts my hand on her boobs
>"you wanted this since when?"
>i say "since i was 12 years old"
>she sits on my cock and starts riding it like a crazy women
i can only imagine what she was waiting for, she probably hasn't had sex since 20 years ago.
cont in 6 minute
>>704025218
nah
>"well... i still feel that way and i want to demonstrate it now"
HAHAAHAHHAHA fuck off nigger
>>704024850
Yeah this isn't even believable. If you're gonna lie, stay within reason. What a shit attempt at trolling
>>704024850
totes fo realzies
I was like
> ugh
Literally worse than literotica tier. Truly impressive op
>>704025325
Fucking a goat is not incest, dude.
Then as we were closing the end...
I stood up and walked the dinosaur
>>704025306
> aunt
> but not really
>>704025306
gtfo
>a woman not having sex for 20 years and not a nun
what a naive cuck
>after she rides it, we both came at about the same time
>first time sexing so i was going all out
>push her aside and get on top of her
>start raming my cock in her in pic related position
>she starts scratching my back of pleasure i guess
>about 5 minutes go back of me raming her tight pussy
>we come around the same time again
>i'm not even feeling any semen coming out just pleasure
>we start doing doggy style right after that
>i slap her ass so hard it probably still has marks
>her moans are heaven to me
>at that point we just lay in bed together
>she hugs me and plays with my chets hair
>sleep for about 4 hours
also these niggers>>704025325
and>>704025065
are nothing like my aunt
cont in a while
>>704025306
>she probably hasn't had sex since 20 years ago
dude, it's obvious why you were a virgin. You don't know shit about your aunt.
My 7yo niece could write a better story about me and her than you did. Your thread is lame abort mission please.
Fuck you OP now i have to jack off
>>704024850
thanks for calling that out anon
>>704025697
top kek
>>704025920
>my back of pleasure
my sides of astronaut
>>704025697
You're choosing the wrong authors on literotica my dude.
I mean, yeah, a lot of them are shit and if you mean that then we cool, but if you mean the all works on literotica are terrible then I have to disagree.
>Even as I type this I feel myself exuding an air of faggotry and yet I can't stop myself.
>>704025971
that feel when you see the word "fuse" in the thumb and you think they are going to do the fusion dance.
Fuck my life, I'm such a fag.
slut face
I'm kinda sad I had two daughters. I used to fuck my little sister, and my daughters won't have a brother to fuck them.
Yes I know I'm fucked up.
>puts her god like pussy on my mouth
>it tasted like salty crackers
>she then turns around and starts to suck my cock
>i take off my shits
MY FUCKING SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
>>704025306
>Tastes like salty crackers
>>704025920
>>first time sexing so i was going all out
Virgin... cums 3 times... not completely rekt.. bullshit.
>>704026265
Anymore
>>704026284
why are you sad? It's easier to get sister to fuck each other than a boy and a girl. I'd love two daughters, and would spill buckets to the thought of them sisoring.
>>704025306
>i take off my shits
Who let this mongrel think it was okay to use english to his betters?
>>704026249
I honestly stopped frequenting the place probably a decade ago. I'm sure theres still some good there but even back then you had loads of sonic fanfic tier crap to wade through.
>>704025920
>she hugs me and plays with my chets hair
ITT: Virgin faggot fantasy thinking he could fuck like a porn star.
>when i wake up i see her eyes looking at me
>she says "hey sweetheart" and kisses me
>tongue comes and goes
>puts her leg on mine and gets on top of me
>kissing is getting pretty serious
>we go to shower
>shower sex was awesome
>come out and go out to eat
>i follow all date procedures
>i am a fuckign gentlemen
>we get back home at around 11 pm
>she says to wait on the catch
>oh i will wait
>i have been waiting for so long
>my mum comes out and yells at me
>I QUICKLY PRESS MY BUTTONS
>X A B B Y A X
>fucking uppercut my aunt in the throat
>sex her in front of me mum
>my mum is hitting me with a belt saying to stop
>my aunt is crying and moaning at the same time
>once i am done i face my mom
>rival
>GRAB MY PS2 CONTROLLER
>SHIT JUST GOT REAL
>circle circle x x triangle square
>i haven't punched somebody since
they're still out cold i think
i go over once in a while to sex my aunt while she's out cold
>>704026404
Yeah but a horny boy can convince a curious girl. I don't think anything will happen between them.
>>704026384
>>704026493
same here. I just google now, or have a few favorites that I go back to. 7chan has a few good stories, some have really rounded out well.
>>704026591
fair enough. Good luck to you anon.
>>704026636
Any ass shots
>>704026756
>>704026812
Any nudes
>>704026812
>>704026527
My sides
>>704026585
is this real?
>>704027295
yes of course
lets be real the thread was a joke from the beginning
>>704026934
no
>be me, 20
>at family party
>about 6 of my cousins were horsing around in a bedroom including hot 19 year old cousin
>youngest cousin shuts lights off to make it easier for him to ambush
>i grab the first person that comes near me
>it's my hot cousin
>i m holding her from behind and begin to tickle her
>she reaches down at my crotch
>i stop tickling her as i expect her to hurt me
>she, instead, starts massaging my dick in the dark
>diamonds.jpg
>she continued for a bit until another cousin disrupted that
>massed my dick a few more times after that, once to completion until we agreed we should probably not do that anymore
>>704027391
Is she into scat play?
>>704027392
why your words are green
>>704027530
no
>>704027547
>because you are a
>nigger
I was weigh 1 million quarter pounders, but then I reverse fatted and had incest family incester to sex me lots.
Had lots of incest sex.
Put vids online and titled them "Totally having NOT incest with my NOT family person".
That's my entire story and you will all be giving the live by asking for sauces and moar of things.
The asking and wanting makes me feel special and wanted... that's why I tell lies lies on the internetworks.
Thank agin for love my lies
>>704027834
teach me plox
>>704027835
im op and this is pretty much every incest story
btw everyone don't take this shit story seriously i had a fun time typing this
>>704026527
I like you.
>>704025065
Have a better picture m8? Cute face imo. Wife material.
>>704028161
sorry I don't, you like her
>>704025065
Sweet Julianne!!
you dun goofed OP
>>704027938
>you need one of these...
>>704028317
i have my kuruminha gold
>>704026335
When I was 19, 3X was totally doable. It's more age than virginity.
>>704028032
You are op;,?
You are a nasty
Many so many time you say I am the bad thing. I always never am is always only a good.
Even many time you have say I am the homo sexing. This is lie so many
I say to you Mr op that you are the hand pointer in bum wanting man.
>>704026585
topkek OP, should've seen it coming
good stuff, you win
I'm into hypnosis and got my cousin to be a practice partner, she was dressed fairly slutty so I rubbed one out in front of her while she was under, have done it 3 times.
>>704029798
I dont think that was op
>>704028718
hm vc eh gay
>>704030220
nao kk
>>704030447
nelipe feto fora tender
cinquenta e cinco
>>704024377
>34 y/o
>Widow for 20 years
34-20=14
So you're implying that your aunt got married, and her husband died before she was 15?
Fucking legit
>>704031477
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>pic related
It's her twin sister
>>704031670
Mr op already say he is lie.
Why you so dumb for not reading the strings?
can you not lurking at all?
When can warm season be gone please
>>704026098
keksimus maximus
is it her?
fb.com / jessica.whitely.7
>>704032305
>When can warm season be gone please
Exactly, I can't wait for the cringey summer meme to be put to bed for another year. Then you won't have a clue why there are so many idiots here.
>be 21
>at cousins house who is 19
>huge tits and nice ass, works out a lot
>playing halo while aunt and uncle at work
>decide each time we kill the loser strips a piece of clothing
>have my shirt off while she's in bra and panties
>kill her again and she takes off bra
>distracted by dem titties, she jiggles the on purpose the rest of game
>we are both in undies
>kill her and win
>she stands up says I cheated
>says she won't unless I do it too
>immediately call her bluff, stand up and take mine off revealing my diamonds
>she's staring at it and biting her lip
>says "fuck it, I can't hold back today"
>pushes me back on couch and pops my dick in her mouth
>she's desperately sucking me off like its cake for a fat kid who has been on a diet for a year
>starts tit fuck with sucking until I cum
>pull her onto couch and remove panties
>she's super wet and swollen
>twitching as I rub outside her
>eat her out for like 5 minutes
>grinding my face on her crotch
>she sqirts
>I'm hard again and shove it inside her
>she's surprised but is loving it
>talks dirty about fucking her with my dick and scratching up my back
>bend her over and fuck her really hard and fast from behind
>she's moaning loud and shakes as she squirts again
>gets on top of me and says it's her turn to make me cum
>rides so good and tightens up on me
>twerking hard and tightens up and I cum buckets, knew she was on the pill
>she cums to me cumming inside her
>lays on me exhausted
>rubbing her ass, she says she wanted to do this for years
>sex up every time we see each other
>she transfers to my school so we live together
>master chief busts through window and quick scopes us as we are banging
>good times
>>704025325
This better not be ops aunt. Someone is just trying to hijack his thread.
>>704033487
Not meme you dumb.
>but dresswear moot say not increase much.
In warm season older persons go travel
In warm season young people have nothing yet time to spend
-1+1=0
That why traffic not increase much you dumb.
Not increase does not mean people not change.
>He think it's just meme
>he trust man that wears dresses
Thread effectively derailed.
>>704034222
This English butcher is not only hilarious, but he makes a good point.
>>704025306
>tastes like salty crackers
>mfw she probably was a salty cracker
>>704034484
By what?
>>704034519
>you jelly indiaboi?
>>704035166
It is sad that you took the time to do this
>>704035342
If you think 60 seconds of time isn't worth even a minor laugh, I feel sorry for you.
>>704035342
You offended niggerboi?
>>704025306
>i take off my shits
wot?
>>704036203
You actually read all that shit?
>wot?
>>704027547
>Being a nigger: the post
The spelling and grammar in this fucking story is atrocious, why can't people english properly like this mother fucker
(Please come back to us Siscon-chan i miss you~)
>>704036894
Balances me can English more correctly than mysterious unknown rectal penetrate
>me can, you excuse not
>>704037390
What the fuck was that sentence
>>704036894
part 2 anyone???
>>704037880
I think he said he would be posting part 2 in like 2 weeks when he first posted part 1, which means any day now he will be on.
How about a story in English?
>was 17 at the time
>lots of relatives
>we were called “the Kennedys” behind our back by other relatives because we were well off (father worked his ass off so he deserved it)
>Memorial day weekend family picnic
>see cousin there. Also 17 her name is Alice
>we always hung out together at these things since we were the same age
>she’s down to earth, nice girl (she’s the one who told me about “the Kennedys” thing)
>hang, say good-bye and have a good summer as I’m off to Tahoe for the summer
>months go by
>it’s the Labor day picnic. All family is there
>Alice is there. Looks different. More… mature, mentally and physically
>chat a bit. I tell her there’s something about her that’s different
>she tells me she lost her virginity
>being the voyeur pig I am I ask for details
>she tells me every sordid, delicious detail.
>by now I’m diamonds
>she asks me to come up to her room for a minute
>everyone else is either in the kitchen or outside
>we go upstairs and she shuts and locks the door
>says to me “I’ve always wanted to do this”, wraps her arms around my neck and kisses me
>I’m not a kissless virgin so I know what it means when her tongue is tickling my tonsils
>feel her start fumbling with my shorts
>they drop and her hand are now in my boxers fondling my cock
>feels nice
>she tells me to lay on the bed and I do
>she’s out of her shorts in a flash and climbs on my cock
>she’s got this devilish grin on her face and says “don’t cum before I do”
>too fucking late. I blow about two seconds into it
>young enough that I can stay hard (to be that young again)
>she rides me for about 10 minutes. I feel her tits though her jersey
>she’s making quiet little moans and the bed squeaks in rhythm with her movements
>she finally cums and buries her face in a pillow to muffle her groans
>we get dressed quickly and return to party
>that was the beginning of 5 years of us fucking.
>>704037589
Think in the sense of a direct translation program and it starts making sense.
I think I've finally figured out what the entire sentence is meant to say and I find it funny as fuck
That is if I'm right, it's hard to be sure
>>704038472
I think he was just trying to call me an asshole
>>704036894
I was there in the thread when he posted this, the suspense was fucking god tier
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>>704038625
Pretty sure he online translated "even I can speak English better than..."
I think the last part was "anonymous faggot", but i doubt anyobe but him will ever know for sure
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>>704039392
Well, were all faggots here, so that isnt much of an insult
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>>704025920
How the fuck did she scratched your back in that position? Un human hands or some shit?
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>>704040279
Damnson
Whats the deal with Column, Vanilla, Rob and Em, etc
>>704040599
Never heard of Vanilla, but the deal is that they are tasting the forbidden fruit many of us only dream about
>>704038140
these guys are gonna have a story
>my aunt was 20
>i was 18
>aunt is what you’d call chubby. not obese. "curvy", "Rubenesque" you might say
>comes over for dinner one night
>talk about boyfriend, girlfriends at dinner table
>can tell she's bummed out
>night goes on and she's been drinking (we all have) so parents tell her to crash in spare room for the night
>about 11 i'm watching TV and and she sits down with me
>i ask her why she seemed so sad at dinner
>she explains that she lied about having boyfriends and she's too fat to get one
>she's not really fat and I tell her guys like all kinds of women
>she says "honestly, would you climb into bed with someone who looked like me?"
>i tell her i would. like i said, she's not really fat and has a pretty face
>she smiles and calls me a liar
>i tell her i'd fuck her right now if she wasn't my aunt
>immediately regret saying something that lewd to a family member
>she says thanks and good night
>i tell her i'm going to bed too and head for my room
>few minutes later hear the shower running
>about to doze off and there's a knock on my door
>open it and she's standing there with a towel wrapped wound herself
>asks if she can come in
>i let her in and she shuts the door
>walks over to my bed, shuts the light off, drops the towel and climbs into my bed
>could see her body in the TV light. nice round tits, not a bad ass
>ask her if she's sure she wants to do this
>she says yes
>take my clothes off and go over to the bed
>she reaches out, plays with my dick a little, leans up and takes it in her mouth
>horrible blow job. stop her and tell her to let me get into bed
>position her between my legs and instruct her what feels nice and what doesn't
>then tell her to lay back
>start kissing her breasts, work down to her pussy. nice and clean
>go down on her, finger her until she cums
>ask if I can fuck her and she says yes
>get a condom out of my drawer and slip it on
>>704040944
>get her doggy style and start fucking her
>see her tuck a hand underneath and start playing with herself
>feel her vag tighten up when she cums again
>sends me over the top and blow my load into the condom
>slide out and fall on my back on the bed
>she slips the condom off and licks me clean
>says thanks, grabs the towel and heads to the spare room
>next day she says nothing but winks when she leaves
>never did anything else with her
>>704040821
I just meant where did they go
>>704039621
SEX YOU fagt MOTHER SEX
I gamble you be Mr op again
You always are bully saying everyone is homosexual, always others are say op is homosexual
How many hour you be here always for bully people of homosexual??
You are crazy Mr op
No sense for nothing with all twisted mirrors and laughing parts
>>704041026
Oh, Rob and Em haven't been on in a long fucking time, so I don't think they are coming back.
Column is a fucking faggot who keeps saying he is going to come on, then doesn't, so I don't know if we will be hearing from him again
And I've never even heard of Vanilla, so I don't think they will be returning
>>704041395
You know it's all fantasy bullshit right?
>>704041111
Kill yourself nigger faggot
>>704041563
Eh, there isn't any proof of them being either true or false, so its up to the reader to decide. Personally I do have my doubts, but I wouldn't be surprised if this shit was real.
>>704040944
Pic of her or someone comparable?
>>704041595
Not negroe in my land
Sick stench negroe you problem to have
Laughter on you homFAGIT
>>704041763
I am a billionaire that has sex with my 24 naked housemaids anytime I want.
Almost every time one is polishing my lambo or ferrari I mean them over the hood and have my way.
Also 19 of those housemaids are my sisters and the other 5 are my female quintuplet siblings.
Super incest that's totally real because there's no proof of it not being real.
I keep them on shift work so i have 24 hour availability of sandwich makers
>>704041395
Faggots
>>704042564
Now you're just pushing it
>>704042720
Right now I'm just hoping Siscon-chan sticks around for a while and actually reaches some sort of end before he abandons ship, fucker has some mad writing talent
>>704042750
No hard as you for push the plastic penis in your rectum
>>704042968
True enough, friend
No stories but I'm becoming increasingly turned on by my sister
>>704042999
Thank you friend.
We can both yes that Mr op is the largest fagg OT in eternal yes?
Me too, mines fucking hot
Pic related, its her
>>704043343
I mean, okay I guess
>>704043331
That's my sister you lying faggot
>>704043628
Lol sure...name then?
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>>704036894
Anyone got the screencap of his Q and A?
>>704043825
Alexa
>>704044642
Nope...now how about you go and kys
>>704025306
>puts her god like pussy in my mouth
>tasted like salty crackers
Choose one OP
>be 21
>went on vacation to where my grandma live
>first cousin lives there also
>first couples of day is weird, cause I haven't see her for a very long time
>started talking more
>soon laying on bed, playing around with each other
>kissed her out of the moment
>she kissed back, another cousin almost saw
>think her brother saw it, but he said nothing, >don't give a fuck, his brother is a beta anyway
>since we have a big house, she sometimes stay over cause it's closer to her work place
>we started making out everywhere and everyday for like almost a whole 2 months
>she still a virgin
>one night, making out, grabbed her everywhere
>dick hard as fuck, she stroked that shit
> wanted to fuck, but she got period
>wanted to go to hotel, but started raining.
>many other times, almost fucked her, but somethings stops us
>realize god doesn't want me to do.
>so many signs.
>time for me to go back home, left and never spoken to her ever since.
Pretty terrifying actually, cause I could have get caught and get fuck over big time. Didn't regret not fucking her.
>>704040667
why the fuck i'm seeing this shit spammed in many threads?
>>704025306
>Take a sniff of her pussy...
>She probably hasn't had sex since 20 years ago
OP, you fucking Neanderthal...
>>704044522
>spoiler
Every third Q was "got any feet pics"
LOL
34 year old aunt.
Not been with guy since you were born
You're 19
She has a kid
Fucking off cunt
>>704045685
And the other 2 were along the lines of "OP YOIU FUCKING FAGTOT PSOTYSDT TIME STAMP OR ITS TRFUCKING FAAAAAAKEKE" or something like that
>>704046049
but he posted a time stamped picture of him and his sister and their kid?
>>704044767
It is, so you should go kys for lying
See how this works you fucking retard?
>>704046049
Sounds about right.
Probably easier if we just say it was the transcript of every third thread on /b/
>>704046422
Yeah, that works
OK so my sister broke up with her bf at the beginning of summer
Couple weeks ago I run into him at 7-11 and he's waiting for me outside, waves me over to his car
He shows me a video on his phone of my sister being eaten out by a dog and sucking it off
how do i blackmail her without actually having the video?
>>704033696
faggot girls don't play video games
>>704024377
>not liking alcohol
are you a gay
>>704046230
yeah, but nobody saved the picture when it was posted, and he had deleted it off his phone as per his sisters request after it was posted because she didn't want him posting it anymore for fear of being recognized (understandable), so everyone who didnt see it called bullshit
their kid is a qt3.14 from what i could tell (in a nonsexual way, of course)
>>704046230
Rhink about that for a second and you should realise why that makes it so much more likely to be fake...
Would you do that?
Would anyone do that?
Would you fake it if you could to keep getting off on the attention?
>>704041962
about this size. prettier
>>704047121
didn't seem fake to me, i reverse searched it and got no results. Also their faces were blocked out so it's not like you could ever really recognize them.
>>704046945
Proof of lies.
Someone always saves, and if not, it's still in the archives, which apparently it isn't since nobody has it.
Dumb faggots jerking it to another dumb faggots lies.
Current /b/ in a nutshell
>>704047379
>I want to believe
So I do
Such a simple life.
It gets harder when you have to support yourself.
Good luck faggot
>>704047485
Threads need to be archived manually you fucking faggot
>>704046803
i dont know but good fucking luck
>>704047785
No they don't
You're retarded
> mfw people are arguing over the legitimacy of Siscon-chan
Seriously, y'all need to fuck off. Who gives a shit if its real or not, the story is good and makes my dick diamonds, that's all I care about.
>>704048057
This.
My sisters progress pics from working out. I canf stop fapping to them. She's looking so good.
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>>704048037
Send a link to these archives then.
>>704046803
You get him to give you the vids
>>704027938
A few questions...
>Have you ever looked at your keyboard?
>Have you ever used logic and reasoning?
>>704025325
Nigga you said milf... Who the fuck is this Shrek lookin ass skank?..
>>704027547
>this new
Fuck siscon-chan, this story is the real deal
>>704048445
Well since fgts is dead, thus ones the easiest, but it's slow to update.
http://randomarchive.com/
What that I hear you say?
You don't know what fgts was?
That's why you say dumb shit on here, because you didn't lurk at all and started posting day 1.
>>704048860
Shoot yourself plox
>>704048722
How do I do that? He's older than me
>>704049387
Sick his dick like the faggot you are
>>704049253
> it's slow to update
Maybe that's why the fucking picture isn't on there yet you incredible faggot
kkkk
>>704049324
What's the matter fagtron, worried that some complete stranger on the interwebs might figure out how to greentext from what I've typed?
>Stop pissing in the human genepool and kill yourself.
>>704049598
>incredible
Please go back to red dit
You faggots give yourselves away every time because for some reason you need to have at least 2 insults as if 1 isn't enough.
He's not a downy, he's a troglodyte downy
Not a retard,he's an insufferable retard
Not a dumb cunt, he's a certified dumb cunt
Not a retard, he's a red dit user
(insert hue hues here)
>post is being blocked for spam
>spacing the word red dit and seeing if that works.
>if so, This site is officially fucked.
>>704050899
That's disgraceful.
You can't even mention reddit without getting post blocked now.
>>704051037
Or you can, just not multiple times.
4chans spam filter makes no sense
>>704025306
>Aunt listens through door while you shit
>>704026098
underrated
>>704046803
Yeah we're gonna need these.
>>704050899
> implying someone is a reddit used because they call you an incredible faggot
Yeah I'm with the other guy, you really are an incredible faggot
>>704049598
Are you the faggot that said threads need to be manually archived, was told that's wrong, demanded proof, then had it given to him?
Because if you are, that response is pathetic and embarrassing
>>704051470
I need them too, I wish I had them, but no real way to get them. Guy is like 5 years older than me and could beat my ass.
>>704051842
No, I am not said faggot. I do not understand the connection you were trying to make.
>>704027392
COUSIN IS NOT INCEST
>>704050617
wy would he need to take creepshots of her when they're obviously nudists/comfortable being nude around family?
fuck your story /b/ro
>>704027547
lurk more newfag
>greentxt ftw
>>704026552
i've been having sex regularly for a decade now and I think my best performance was still my first
Nothing like years and years of pent up sexual urges to make for a damn good plowing, i guess
>>704051553
>implying
There was no implications you moron, only direct accusation.
You don't know what the word implying means do you?
Reddit users commonly elaborate insults beacaue of the ridiculous up and down attenwhoring system they have that leads to threads making no sense when read from top to bottom.
If someone says something faggoty, and one guy calls him a faggot, and another guy calls him an insufferably painful faggot from the fourth dimension of stupidity, the second moron will get lots of cocksucking clicks from other dumb faggots, and that is the lifeblood that redditfags feed off.
It's like dumb teenage girls and Facebook, except adult men.
>>704052628
You sound like someone who spends a lot of time on reddit.
>>704052075
Wasn't trying to make any connection, I just asked a question.
That's probably why you didn't understand.
It literally required nothing more than a yes or no answer
>>704052512
i dunno man
>>704052512
Because it's made up bullshit.
How dare you question the barely held together when of lies anon...
Hello Siscon-Chan here. I see you guys are interested in about me. Amelia and I will be available shortly to answer any questions you may have.
>>704053169
Pic with timestamp.
>>704026249
>>704026493
If you're into the more fucked up side of erotica, check out Kristen's Archives. Enjoy. :)
>>704053169
Your English is too shit to be
>>704052876
I've been on it 4 times tops, Because a game related search led me there.
You don't need to go to an idiot's house to learn how an idiot behaves.
If the idiot spends enough time at your house, you learn plenty...
If suddenly the idiot bring all his friends and tries to move into your house, you see everything there is to know.
>>704053483
Like I have said in previous threads I will not post any pictures.
>>704053027
>>704050617
>>704053169
You're not Siscon-Chan
I'M Siscon-Chan...
Why are you telling lies you dirty faggot?
>>704053709
these aren't creepshots really, they're more like teases... they aren't showing us anything
>>704053691
Like I have said in previous threads I have been making up stories and am a giant cocksucking faggot.
>>704053169
Amelia is the fucking daughter, Scarlett is the sister
Fake and gay
>>704053528
This ^^^
>>704054023
No faker or gayer than the other snobs fantasy...
Or yours for that matter
>>704053850
well basicly these
>>704054254
You're one sick fuck anon.
They are both disgusting
>>704054228
I was saying that the guy who just posted was fake and gay, cuck boy
>>704053528
>>704053776
>>704054023
I can already see this will end up like my previous Q&A thread. I'll make a new thread tomorrow where people who are genuinely interested to know my story can ask me.
>>704054254
So you're one of the faggots that thinks "things you can see by going outside" threads are a thing...
Fuck you anon
>>704054849
Fuck off you aren't Siscon-Chan, he said he wouldn't come on till his next story thread
Dadchan here too. Just lurking if you guys are wondering where ive been.
>>704054741
No, you corrected him, which suggests the original lie story meant enough for you to remember the details, hence your fantasy.
You actually used the word cuck...
You've ridiculed yourself far more than any words I could say.
>>704026527
I lold
Tfw this thread is now inhabited with imposters
>>704055523
Why does this guy think he is top shit?
>>704025306
>>it tasted like salty crackers
check yourself
>>704025306
>take off my shits
>>704054849
So you're saying this is the second time nobody gave a fuck about you, yet you plan to make another thread later expecting everyone to love you?
Why would you try a third time after two failures?
>>704055623
Tfw Sisconchan, dadchan, famchan, shed, column and all other famous incest story teller are all the same people....
>>704024377
>was 150kg
>now 80kg
>get on her lap???
still fat bastard
>>704055841
Bruh it isnt the real Siscon-chan
>>704054849
Nobody cares faggot.
Fuck off then an hero
>>704025866
damn.. i'd pay money for her fucking stinky sweaty panties..
>>704055872
Kek'd hard
>>704055941
I know, I am.
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>>704034494
also, trips of twos give his post increased validity.
>>704056288
This thread went downhill so fast
>>704055708
Why do you suck so much dick?
>>704024377
Im going to call bullshit on this thread. The only way to save ir is to go vote for Frank on imdb. Go papa Frank!
>>704056408
Cuz im a fag
>>704056189
I'm serious man.... I really think they're the same people.... Look at all the 'chans' in there name.
>>704033696
>>master chief busts through window and quick scopes us as we are banging
Fucking top kek. Lost my shits at this, went to bathrooms, pooped and left.
>>704055405
are you the dad chan that sold his bike after the mother of his kid died and doesn't speak english as a 1st language? Did you finish your story? cause I only got up until the camping trip with burgers.
>>704056381
How does that make any sense when you say it in reply to post 244 of the thread?
The thread went downhill after the first 3 words for fucks sake.
>>704056488
Can't argue with that.
Well played you cheeky faggot
>>704027547
>it's magick
>>704055872
but really I am columnfag!
>>704055872
>>704056938
and this my hawt sister
>>704056702
Adding "Chan" to the end of a story tellers name has been going on since 2007 or earlier.
Plus the way each of them tell their stories is different from one another, especially Siscon, so I think its safe to say that they are different people.
>>704057160
What the fuck are you on about?
How does any of that relate to the post you replied to?
>>704057847
Oops, wrong person
When I was about 10 I used to fool around with my 8yr old sister and her friend in the woods by my house. We didn't really know what to do but there was a lot of petting, kissing and licking and some naked humping without penetration. A few years later I bargained with my sister to let me try to fuck her. Still didn't do it right lol. We both used to fuck with our younger sister who was 6 years my junior. Made her watch porn and one time we made her let our dog hump the shit out of her naked. Now we're all fucked up. Sister 1 went heavy into drugs and alcohol. Ended up in prison. Sister 2 was the same without prison. Had 5 children between them as teens that they dont have custody of. I just lurk on /b/ looking for depraved shit and hate myself.
>>704043331
I am too
>>704056540
Adding "Chan" to the end of a story tellers name has been going on since 2007 or earlier.
Plus the way each of them tell their stories is different from one another, especially Siscon, so I think its safe to say that they are different people.
>>704057910
It sounds like you were all much happier when you were sexual with each other. Maybe you can help each other out
>>704024850
Maybe you're just not smooth like the OP. No one like a jellyfag.
>>704046803
Just ask him for it?
>>704058467
I'm not sure how it all started. When we were younger it was a curiosity thing I guess. Maybe one of us had some trauma that triggered it. Later on we were just fucked up. We're not happy now. That's for sure. Sometimes I fantasize about fucking them all. Cant help it. And I'm pretty sure this stuff is why I'm borderline pedo. Feelsbadman.
>>704058961
Shit...I guess I could but he might tell her, or he might want something, and I'm kinda afraid of what he might ask.
Nothing special but when I was about 10 I used to rub my 8-year-old cousin's pussy through her clothes when we played. She never pulled away and sometimes even grinded into my hand so I'm guessing it at least felt good. Also when we went swimming I'd carry her over to the water jets in the pool and hold crotch up to it. I didn't really know what I was doing at the time but ironically got the idea from seeing a woman masturbating with a shower hose from one of her older brother's porn tapes that he'd show me and my bro.
>>704059328
Even if he tells her I don't think your sister would bring up her dog fucking video to you. And if she does play dumb and she'll drop it. I don't think she would insist she did fuck a doggo
>>704059328
doesn't matter what he asks, you do whatever it is and then upload the video so we can all see those lips wrapped around dogcock
>>704059089
Maybe your parents/relatives/neighbors diddled you all and you suppressed the memories?
>>704059817
It's not that, I just don't want her to know I know, or that I asked him for a copy, cuz then she'll think I'm a pervert.
>>704048317
Do you like your sister's bikini?
>>704060198
I think she has no room to talk about being perverted! She fickled a dog bro
>>704056288
No you're not. I am Spartacus!!...I mean, I am Sisconchan!!
>>704060629
Shit. You got a point there
>>704027547
>FAGGOT
>A
>G
>G
>O
>T
> be me 15
> think about pussy 24/7
> went to a family dinner
> my hot auntie 45 year old does not stop looking at me
> accidentally drop the spoon on the floor
> everybody walk the dinosaur
>>704061398
Im spatichan...
No more lies anon.
>>704024377
>me, i'm just a normal 19 y/o guy
>>my aunt hasn't been with a guy since i was born, she's a widow
>i'll also add she was 34 y/o
So she hasn't been with anyone since she was...15? Virgin faggot
>>704063403
Also she was a widow at 15 kek
One time when I was 2 I had a sister and I sexded her.
Then when I was 3 my mom sexded me, then my dad sexded me, then mom, then dad.....
Then they must have talked about it or something because when I was 4 i was getting sexded by both at once...
Then I turned 5 and used all the sex experience I had to start sexing my sister who was a year you get than me.
So much super hot sexing happened
I sexded her right in the pussy.
Then mom started again and it turns out she was pregnant with my youngest sister, so I was sexing mom and little sis at the same time because my penis was super long.
You jelly nigger bois?..
So after sexdeding my -1 year old sister she got pregnant and gave birth in the womb so now I had a sisdaughter.
Totally true story.. you can tell because I told you it online.. can't timestamps because this was over 25 years ago and I can't use my time machine just to get pictures...
My name is bullshincestchan.
Everything is true so now all you poetic things that spend all day in "things you can see by going outside threads" can worship me...
Sadly, this is what /b/ has become
>>704062636
your anus is going to get surrounded in flames from those flaming pants of yours you, you, cheat, con artist, perjurer, phony, storyteller, deceiver, dissimulator, equivocator, fabricator, fabulist, falsifierstar, fibberstar, maligner, misleader, prevaricator, promoter, trickster, deluder, fabler, false witness
>>704064278
But I actually am you clown.
What kind of idiot wears flammable pants?
Other than you obviously
>>704064278
Wait....
Did you delete your post?
>>704064488
>>704064647
Nice try faggot
If only it was as simple as deleting a post and having it disappear...
>pic related
It's the post he deleted
>>704065210
You are are are are I can see why he deleted it.
