ITT POST YOUR SECRETS
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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ITT POST YOUR SECRETS
>>703976388
training my daughter
>>703976795
training his daughter
training my son
>>703976388
I'm interested in racemixing with an asian girl.
>>703976970
boys are easy mode
>>703976996
I'm interested in racemixing with a trained Asian daughter
>>703976795
What do you mean?
>>703976388
I'm fucking my wife's best friend who I took voyeur footage of (she knows) and stole pictures my sister in law sent to her boyfriend.
I'm going to a therapist about the voyeurism and picture stealing.
>>703977133
Do you have a daughter?
I illegally breed, raise and sell kangaroos as pets in the US.
>>703977114
to be a good girl :D
>>703977288
Do you train them?
>>703977237
yes
>>703976388
I was a getaway driver
im super greedy a true mountain merchant i also hussle a lot for a buck as well. Have a lot of money but nooo gf but sooooooooooon
>>703977355
I've tried but it's very difficult. I tame them, they're domesticated. They'll snuggle up in your lap and jump on you, but as to playing fetch or things like that no sir.
I want to bukake my gf with other men while we're all wearing masks. No idea how to safely make it happen though.
>>703977483
Trained?
>>703977797
Just train her to like it
>>703977837
Oh yeah, she's a good little girl ;)
I eat my own cum, my ear wax and everything that comes from my body naturally.
>>703978141
Poop? Eye boogers? Puss from shit from pimples?
>>703978022
Teach me your ways.
>>703978022
not me.
>>703977837
This is 4chan, so you're going to have to specify if you're asking if I'm doing a good job of parenting or grooming her for sex.
>>703978348
pretty easy if you start as early as possible
I can't fucking stand that my girl has been with more guys than I have girls. 6 vs 9. I'm over reacting I know but I can't help it
>>703978395
Not me wtf dude
>>703978348
Well how old is yours? What have you taught her or tried so far?
>>703978494
just find three more girls to fuck.
Molested an elementary school girl that went to a pokestop alone at night. Feels good.
I'm a girl and I'm obsessed with being raped. I can't bring myself to tell my sweet and gentle boyfriend so I just fantasize constantly.
i once kindly greeted a mentally ill homeless man then i kicked him in the the face multiple times i liked it i want to murder someone in the future hopefully i can find someone like the man whos training his daughter
>>703976388
>Anonymous 09/15/16(Thu)01:30:31 No.703976388 [Reply]▶>>703976795 >>703976996 >>703977133 >>703977530
>I once fucked my sister.
Once, will never do it again.
>>703978618
nice.
>>703978618
Howd you get away with it?
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>703978618
Greentext?
>>703978639
Show body, I'll tell you if I'd abuse you
>>703978639
just find someone aggressive enough to try it with you. a male friend maybe.
>>703978742
jesus dude
>>703978639
Just walk around a park or the ghetto at night with a sports bra and yoga pants. You'll get raped in no time
>>703978332
yes but mostly the dry little crumbs that are left in the asshole hair, yes and yes.
>>703976795
How on Earth do you have a daughter?
You can't talk to girls.
You never had sex.
No adoption agency would ever green-light you.
My fiancée died 6 months ago in an accident and even though I'm now. Single father and love our daughter more than life itself, not a single day goes by that I don't think about eating a bullet
>>703978914
You have asshole hair? Is that normal?
i helped 3 ex gfs get fucked by a friends dog
>>703978972
her mom is a fucking idiot who i knocked up because she's got a fat ass. like mommy like daughter though.
>>703978989
Thats rough man. Time heals all wounds. You'll make it anon
>>703978989
keep your head up, friend.
im gay
>>703979034
pretty sure
>>703979128
Post your daughters face
>>703978989
You can make it /b/ro. Your daughter needs you
>>703979250
Good one straight fag
I've been secretly flirting with my friend's 12 year old daughter
The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool retarded faggot would take anything posted here as FACT
Cheated on every girlfriend several times. Not sure if it's because polyamory or I'm just a scumbag.
>>703978699
I just left the scene.
My wife is a few weeks pregnant, and we are waiting to tell people. That is my secret.
I fucked my stepbrother gay in the butt.
my earliest fantasy of raping a woman was at age 7 i have dreams of fucking my family members i drown my friends in my dreams molested my sister when i was young and used to beat her up as well my mother likes to humiliate me in front of guests i want to kill her
>>703978806
I've only met one dude willing to but he moved far away. Life is pain.
>>703979136
>>703979187
>>703979370
I've been trying. My daughter is with my parents right now because I needed a bit of a break, but all it's done is remind me that I'm alone now except for her.
>>703979496
You've got somethin. Dig anon. Dig to your childhood you swore you'd forget
>>703976388
Pulled my dick out when I was watching a movie with my sister earlier. I wanted to gauge her reaction because she's an eight, but she just flipped out. I tried to act like it was an accident but she's been avoiding me since.
I jack it to shotas
>>703979325
lmfao no. but this is the closest picture I've ever been able to find to show people what she looks like. usually her mom straightens her hair though and she's a little chubbier.
>>703976388
I want to kill myself, but I'm too much of a fucking coward.
>>703979633
you can do this. you have to. you're all each other have and you'll help each other. she'll help you way more than you know. stay diligent and don't be afraid to ask for help.
>>703979783
Yo same
>>703979586
would you cheat on your bf to accomplish this?
>>703979677
LMAO!! Ages???
I have r34 pig fetish
>>703979457
I am in the same boat.
I think it's probably both. don't think I can be happy in a monogamous relationship, but I'm still being a shit by doing it behind their back instead of being open about my needs.
>>703976388
Oh, look, it's this thread again.
You newfags have no originality.
>>703977288
Link because I want a kangaroo
>>703978691
Will you ever do it again?
>>703980150
Kek
>>703978691
greentext that shit, nigga
I went off my meds a few days ago and I'm extremely depressed. I cry about my failures and buy stuff for random slacker dudes online to ease the pain.
frosted butts
>>703979783
You
>>703979842
This
>>703979783
just go limbo bros
>>703979893
not wanting to die not wanting to live.
just make a difference
I tell my friends that I've had sex with 28 chicks, but really I've had sex with 40. I just can't tell them the truth
>>703979783
this, but whats holding me back is family. i would never do that to them tbh..
also my life is basicly going to work and coming home smoking weed all day everyday, i have like 2 "friends" left since i never responded to anyone and still dont to this day,
and gave up on girls coz no girl would love to be with a guy as insecure as me, and nolifer.
and even if id manage to score a girl ( which is very possible) it would be uncomfortable so much to change my shitty lifestyle to a real human being
i just fucking love weed and playing vidya watching shows doing nothing with my life
I once raped a 12 year old boy
>>703976388
I'm an international world class assassin and I earn $1,000,000 a year dropping poison on people's drinks.
>>703979976
>>703980096
Well early in the relationship I mentioned my needs and it seems like that road just ends in the end of us. Cheated on current gf 4 times now but covered tracks every time and she has no idea. Doesn't change how I feel about her.
I masturbate to naked women on the Internet.
>>703980296
what if you buy ur fucking meds instead buying random stuff?
I'm an engineer and I have manic episodes where I'll see visions of the future and invent weird new shit. I have several paper notebooks I've filled up with the ideas. In total, over 4000 entries. They're important to me but also alienate me from the rest of society and it's incredibly lonely because this doesn't happen to anyone else I know.
>>703980415
Only a million. Not even slightly world class faggot.
I live in a nudist community with my wife and kids. Pretty secretive to a lot of people, can't even talk about it with internet friends without worrying about being shunned.
>>703977288
aren't those called "dogs"?
>>703980512
As I said, I'm in the same boat. pretty much exactly the same story.
other girls don't mean I love my current girl less, it just means I have needs she cant satisfy by herself.
>>703980415
At least try to make your bait more reasonable. You's a bitch.
I fucked my wife's sister, and her cousin.
>>703980296
Yo lemme get a ps4
>>703980577
I should. The meds make me incredibly sleepy and destroy my motivation. It's probably something that I just have to accept.
My friends moms finger in the car back. Am I doing it right?
I'm Snacks v2.0
>>703980646
sounds delicious
>>703979973
I'm 19 and I already told you she's an eight.
>>703980701
I probably wouldn't do that, but maybe some snacks. I'm torn between giving to new slackers or just spoiling the dozens I've already given to.
>>703978742
1888
:p
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitechapel_murders
Good mornin team.
>>703980810
8/10
>>703980745
too jewish
-/pol/
>>703980828
Plz get me destiny, I'm a poor college student
Pls respond
>>703980611
How are you these days Mr. Wells?
I was shot by a car jacker, it glanced my hip bone side. I believe it was a .40. I haven't told my parents or been to the hospital. It hurt like a bitch but I healed up just fine after a week. I was very lucky.
I loved in Beijing for two years, and part of the appeal is that the air, water and food there are poison. I don't have to commit suicide as a single act, I can just live in an extremely unhealthy place.
>>703980828
not jewish enough
-/pol/
>>703976388
I am Jewish and think the holocaust is a hoax.
>>703976388
>started as a short statured boy obsessed with lolis
>wanted to be the loli
>took hormones and transitioned
>am now a happy little girl
Nobody new that I meet knows and nobody who DOES know about my past, knows about the lolis
Except one past boyfriend.. who teased me about it a lot..
>>703979633
Hang in there, go see a therapist to off load them feels, it's rough, losing someone so close, you can make it through this. Just stay away from booze and drugs it will just make shot worse. Gotta manage the situation sober.
ive been in my first relationship for a year now, was 20 y/o kissless wizard before her. im very happy with her and i care about her alot. Lately i have really wanted to fuck a milf or older women in general as a one time thing no strings attached. i have no idea how to go about it though.
>>703980351
I don't smoke weed. I don't drink.
I prefer the painful reality of sobriety. Plus, with no release maybe I'll finally just get fed up and fucking do it.
I know those feels about family. It's not that I wouldn't do that to them, I just wish nobody gave a fuck so I could finally have nothing in my way.
The last time anyone found me with the shotgun in my mouth, a bunch of people came and fucking cried at me for 3 days.
>>703978989
Is she trained?
>>703980948
U sure it wasn't 10mm? 10mm is .40 inches
>>703980929
Sure. What's your Kik?
im a slut
i was a pretty well respected vendor on the DN. hid it from my wife, my family and friends... was not easy
>>703980981
Right on brah
>>703976388
>>703981044
Pussy
I suck off a hot as fuck 14 YO boy who walks home from school every day from the bus stop. I pick him up and I service him in my SUV and give him $100 a week for his loads
>>703980646
I'm pretty sure I've seen you post in other threads about this
>>703981096
What product(s)
>>703976388
>Had tor browser for a while now. Normally use it just to get past parental firewalls in cafe's with free wifi.
>Was up at 3am a while ago and thought "don't people use tor to find cp?"
>Discovered just how way too fucking easy it is to actually find cp.
I weep for mankind...
>>703976388
rest at imgur.com/a/TNJRp
>>703980828
Oh well in that case lemme get so fun dip fam
>>703980351
U just need a lot of money. Tons of girls will appear after that. Put ur shit together and make something useful instead of crying like a fag
>>703981184
>boy with cock...not grill with feminine penis
>you're a homo....faggot
>>703981182
Yep. I'm also a bitter, angry, fat fucking piece of shit loser who couldn't get laid if I were a trillionaire. what's your point, nig-nog?
>>703979902
He's actually okay with me having fuck buddies because I have such an appetite he can't keep up with
>>703980512
When y'all find the right one, you'll stop all the cheating. Been there done that.
>>703981208
started off as weed. pretty much had some of the best and people loved it. then it turned into a one-stop shop pretty much. weed, lsd, dmt, 2cb, speed, mdma etc etc
I'm a 23 yr. old virgin. Not really a secret but whatevs
>>703981201
Yep, I do AMAs sometimes because it's nice to spread the word. They get raided by autists often though.
>>703981069
There's no way you could get it for me on ps4 is there?
>>703980948
Hmm. I'm pretty sure I shot you with a 45
>>703981354
that's a good man. awesome arrangement. congrats.
I have an incurable disease that can be fatal, especially if I drink alcohol. I seriously just want to kill myself with vodka before I'm thirty, because I don't want to be 30.
>>703981317
>point is you're a pussy
>>703981297
>pic related
This is such a stupid weird secret and I don't know why I feel this way but whatever.
I cheated on my husband. We've only been married a year (less when the cheating happened). He left after only a few months on a very long trip for business - 9 months - during which I only saw him 3 times. I love him very much though and regret the affair. He knows about it and forgave me which is unbelievable and I couldn't be more grateful. As much as it was a mistake and really I wish it hadn't happened I did love the other guy. We were only together 3 weeks but he made me feel so seen and wanted and he's funny and kind and bright and... Yeah. And I hurt him. And I hurt my husband. And I hurt myself. And I don't know how to deal with it all and I want to apologize to him but I can't without just like opening a whole can of worms and hurting everyone even more so I'm just stuck having weird dreams about him and hoping he knows that I know what a garbage person I am and that I'm sorry. Fuck me.
Ugh not another one of these gay and fake threads...
It is good choice to blame jews when you need to hide something. Thy are quite dumb and will accurately hide any negative information about them from goim society. When it includes a thing you are about to hide, it becomes useful - they'll withdraw every fucking piece of that shit free of charge
>>703980688
Uh stories please?
>>703981297
>>703980726
No men, there are other meds for depression that doesnt make u feel sleepy. Trust me. I know because I take meds too. I took some anoying meds before but im fine now
>>703981074
cmon guy
>>703981482
just let it go. it doesn't matter. fuck whoever you want.
I watch reruns of the Big Bang Theory and enjoy it.
>>703981317
Quit bitching and do whatever it takes to change
>>703981301
thanks anon
>>703981399
24 here nigga, and its a secret for me defiently coz i would never admit it to anyone
>>703981399
tinder??
>>703981068
10mm and .40 cal same size bullet..
>>703981354
What's your kik hunny? I can make you squirm from excitement ;) ;) I'll do stuff these other guys wouldn't dare
>>703981644
Why the hell would I put forth effort to make a worthless sack of shit like me happy?
Doesn't seem like a good investment of time and/or energy.
>>703981595
I don't have health insurance so I'm stuck with over the counter shit that barely works. I'm obsessed with thoughts of suicide.
>>703981616
It's just that people got hurt. I regret that. I had great sex (best of my life not that I can ever say so outside of here) but I hurt the only 2 men I've ever loved and I can only apologize to 1 and it bugs my mind.
>>703981639
>Or because I hate this fucking planet and I want off?
>gun in mouth,didn't pull trigger and cried like a bitch until someone found you.
There ya reddditfag
I'm a time traveler from the future but don't tell your mother and father.
>>703978751
>notices young girl going to a pokestop at the playground every night, stays there only 1 minute and leaves
>waits for her to show up one night
>jumps her from behind, threaten with knife
>pull into the bushes
>molest
>throw her phone into grass patch and run away in opposite direction
>>703980828
Snacks lemme get some fun dip
I raped my cousin while she was sleeping
>>703981781
5htp is decent
>>703981757
>do you speak English tard? Read my fkn post again.
I thought summer was over ffs
>>703980611
If u r a knowledgeable guy, u are loosing money by not inventing your shit. Maybe one of them would solve the energy crisis or something like that.
>>703979256
Eww chris christie fingers
>>703981644
>stay a fat unhappy virgin bitchy fucktard
>change
Pick one
I'm a white guy that is often extremely uncomfortable around other white guys. I've had black, Hispanic and Asian friends go above and beyond to help me in ways white guys never have, and often, white guys have a racial identity or dislike of other races as a core part of what they like about themselves. I can't really say this because it's not politically correct.
i have an unhealthy obsession with doggos :3
>>703981482
If I were you, I'd get a divorce. And never EVER get into another relationship again. Your problem is that you are not cut out for relationships. If you can easily fall in love with people just like that, then you need to save your husband from all the pain you're going to give him. You obviously didn't consider his feelings when you were getting fucked by someone else. Stop hurting everyone. Some people are just better off alone. And you are one of those people.
Does it hurt to hear? Probably. But stop being selfish and think of others for a second. This isn't a game. Cheating isn't a game. You need to grow up and stop acting like a girl.
>>703981947
Lies you feel it
>>703980512
same
>>703981482
This is why I'm afraid of getting married man. Making an agreement to devote our life to each other and then the other person starts loving and fucking someone else.
It doesn't help that my mom did that to my dad. I was the only one who knew and I didn't know how to deal with it. High school was shitty times.
During a trip to Brazil, I killed two people with a knife and was never even stopped at the border when I left. I still have their wedding rings and the woman's necklace.
>>703982115
I only have 2 :(
>>703981859
No, actually. Got interrupted. What, I'm going to just pull the trigger and paint a family member's face with the contents of my head?
I'm an asshole, not a fucking asshole.
>>703981925
OK. What's your Kik?
>>703981482
Don't be a whore, you're married to a guy that trusted you when he was out of town, and his new wife was making all kinds of excuses to go out whoring around. Shut your legs. While your husband was out working to provide for you and yalls future family, you started another relationship. Be glad he took you back, I'd fucking have you pack your bags you ungrateful cheater.
I left my girlfriend and infant son because I have commitment issues. I've regretted it every day since then. I felt pressured into asking her to marry me because although being with her alienated me from my family and friends, I felt it was "the right thing to do." Now I live alone, she's keeping my son from me, controlling when and how I see him, and I'm forced to keep forking over money. I lost my job and am back to fast food. I have no emotion left inside except for rage and depression. I just want to find a way to make everyone happy, so that I can feel some sliver of validation in this world. I absolutely hate myself for everything I've done, and I don't know where I want to be in life.
I secretly think i'm god and that when i think something and then forget about it, it happens.
This doesn't apply to money nor bitchs but only to ideas.
>>703982223
lolwut
>>703981952
That's what I'm taking, 5-htp and st Johns wort. I know I should get back on them but I just don't want to do anything.
>>703982082
i have a friend like you (im hispanic)
he only hangs out us hispanics and has one or two other white friends. he says he feels we treat our friends like family, and that white people relationships are so superficial
>>703982252
tblack1208
>>703982231
>I'm a pussy, not a fucking as whole
Fixed it 4 ya faggot.
>>703982115
Define unhealthy
>>703982223
Pics for proof
>>703978989
She loves you, we love you. Life can get really hard after losing you're loved one, especially someone that dear to you. But think about it, there's thousands if not millions of people on here who are ready to talk, make you laugh or give you advice. Don't go anon, you're our friend and your daughter needs you.
>>703978618
Catch her and train her
I'm a black guy you'd consider a "Chad" but I've only been with 1 girl. I'm 27, and my friends think I'm a baller. But us black guys are expected to have big dicks. Mines only 4.5" hard, and the only girl I was with was verbally abusive about it, now I'm too scared to take my pants off. I blow girls off like I'm interested, but really I'm just scared. It's just a lot worse when you're expected to have a lot more than you do
>>703982004
I've invented several of them. Even if I focus on the top 1% of great ideas, that's still over 40 projects. It's overwhelming. I released a lot of blueprints online, instructions, how tos. People don't care. They want to watch Duck Dynasty. No one gives a shit. It's soul crushing.
>>703982342
you gotta get at it! no matter what, just get something done every day until you start doing multiple things every day.
>>703982368
Christ
>>703982385
Most sincere post on /b/ I've ever seen.
I guess not everyone here is a monster
>>703982460
we still love u m8
>>703980688
but did you train them?
>>703982347
Wow sounds exactly like me. I feel like white culture has a fundamentally different definition of friendship than the rest of the human race.
>>703982576
What does training mean?
>>703981810
You shouldn't be married at all. You really don't seem that regretful that you cheated on your husband. Leave him and spare him the heartache, he can never trust you again while he is gone, you don't even respect him because if you did you wouldn't want to make contact with the other guy. Whore. I'd take you in the back yard and beat you with a water hose.
>>703982599
Thanks man
Nice dubs
>>703982490
Links to online instructions and blueprints?
>>703978989
You only get one man, dont pussy out and ruin your kids life. She will always question why she was never enough for you. Fucking man up, get some real help and get through it. You will be the strongest motherfucker mentally at the end of this tunnel
>>703981958
Nah, not gonna read again, it made no sense.
>>703976388
In my spare time, I browse 4chan. God help me.
>>703981683
yea it's not a secret for me because I'm one of those guys that is open about it. Had chances but chose not too. Wanna find the right girl first and I just haven't yet.
>>703982530
I did that, including finishing a project. I unveiled it to the world and no one gave a shit and I cried about it and wanted to die. I don't want to be productive anymore. It hurts when no one likes what you produce.
> I used my little sister for sex for around 8-9 years, started when we were kids
>>703982127
That's the craziest part: I know with 100% certainty I'll never cheat again. I was a little unsure when he proposed and we got married; I was scared, I wasn't convinced of his feelings, I was insecure, and so much more and the distance only exacerbated all those things. I've never been in a lower or shittier place in all my life. It was torture. But it was seperate.
The guy I was with felt totally different than anyone I've ever met. Like... Idk like something stupid like soulmates or some bullshit that I wouldn't have believed before him. But I chose - the choice I've ever made - to stick it and return to my husband even though I thought he was done loving me.
That didn't end up the case at all (thank goodness!) and finding out I felt all those things sent us to counseling and things are a ton better now. I regret the affair and I regret hurting my husband a lot of good actually came from it.
It just bugs me that I can't say sorry but I guess if all the shit I don't believe in is real I'll tell him in the next life.
>>703982797
What was it?
>>703981688
nah fam. tinder is just a bunch of fat chicks. I literally have to swipe left 100 times before i find a semi-attractive girl that doesnt weigh over 200 lbs
>>703981471
Why is so wrong to be 30?. If you are able to walk write read eat and know new things why do u want 2 kill ur self? If ur disease is fatal u just have to wait. Instead of crying in a corner make ur self memorable for this world.
>>703982720
Ramblings of a Mad Scientist, it's free on smashwords
>>703982834
You're lying to us, you're lying to yourself. You're a cheating stupid broad, and if I was him I'd fucking hurt you.
>>703982115
Do you train them?
>>703982583
It will get better, I promise. Just keep striving, the greatest inevitably comes to the people who deserve it the most. We're here for you man
>>703982887
A new smart drug. No one cared.
>>703982968
If I was him I'd hurt me too... Probably why I'm still having stress dreams. Like crazy slut ptsd... I hate myself but he doesn't hate me so I give it my all for him every day since then.
I like smelling my own farts, and I eat my boogers. 21 male.
>>703982623
yeah ive noticed. you guys need to love each other more
once you're our friend, you're family for life unless you fuck us over. if you do we beat your ass to teach you a lesson, then we're cool again
I stole a combined 200 ish dollars from my younger brother sister and cousin so i could go out aqnd i still havent given them there money back even though i have enough money to do so. I also feel little to no remorse. Oh yeah and i want to rape a chick but its too much trouble to bother with lol
>>703982901
I did. I wrote a book. I was in a documentary. I started a business. I have a wikipedia page. I worked for a top university. I've done it. I'm a has been. I want to just reach a conclusion here.
>>703982360
That, too.
>>703982490
I gives a shit. Links plse.
When I was little probably 8 or 9 idk my older sister would play tickle games with me and make me "tickle her" (rub her clit over her panties). I didn't know what was going on I just thought it was a fun game we used to play just the two of us. It went on every day or two for a few weeks then I think my parents caught her doing it herself and she stopped wanting me to.
We're now almost 20 years later on in life and we've both grown up and married. She's got 3 kids and I'm super close with her husband and my family is close as fuck. I assume she thinks I don't remember it but I do, clearly, I forget about it for a month or two then remember it and it kinda fucks up my mental state for a bit until I forget about it again.
That's all.
>>703983233
Ramblings of a Mad Scientist. It's on smashwords. Thanks.
>>703983310
Shit gonna cost me so much to make
>>703983251
Didn't we all do this kinda thing when we were kids? I did it with the neighbour girl, but we took clothes off.
>>703976388
I have used coercion techniques to get approximately 20 women to sleep with me. Some one night stands. Some that I make my personal cum slut for some time.
Never once did I use physical force or threats of it
I've lived most of my life as gay and now I don't think I'm gay or ever was, and it's incredibly awkward to come out when it's been part of my identity for so long. I've never really fantasized about sex and I think I'm asexual. Basically none of my friends know. I'm embarassed because it's really rare and sex is such a big part of culture, especially gay culture.
>>703983251
lmao faggot i wish i had that experience not really thooooooo
I had sex with a girl for 6 months who was in a long distance relationship for 4 years
I fucked my friend's girlfriend at a party at my house. He left early. My girlfriend left early. In my defense, she started it. Too blasted to remember most of it happening though
>>703983310
Downloaded to my iBooks.
I used to be homeless and had an affair with a wealthy married man. We had sex at an empty house previously owned by an A list celebrity. And then I went back to being homeless. Now I'm barely above being homeless and it might happen to me again.
>>703982817
Details
>>703983504
Not with fuckin sister though lol I did it with neighbor as well but I was a bit more aware at the time
>>703976388
I still sleep with a blankie and I'm 23. Im also addicted to pain killers.
>>703981952
Men I feel bad for you because you r like I was before. I think that u have to endure this depresion stuff and try to find some better meds for you. And stop thinking about suicide. what if one day something very good happens in ur life. If u r dead u wouldnt see it. Make some projects in ur life. that will help u to think in other stuff. Just write a book or whatever.
>>703983694
I did it with my uncle, he trained me
>>703983658
I hope you like it.
I fap to my sister
>>703983518
I just came out as gay and honestly I am still a bit confused and feel like I have made the wrong choice in coming out.
>>703982787
Jesus man.... You need help.
>>703983763
I put out creative stuff. No one really likes it. It'll get more attention after I'm dead.
>>703983694
Well I didn't have a sister.
I think about that neighbour girl every now and then. She was a pale ginger girl, she seemed to be more >aware than me, but she had older brothers. First time I had my dick sucked I was like 8
i lie a lot
>>703982402
I wouldn't mind if I can get away with it. Cute as a button, even when she's sobbing.
>>703983829
Piccss
> My sister (12), Me (17)
> Parents are at vacation in Korea for 2 and a half weeks and want me to take care of little sister. They are super strict asian parents
> ALWAYS had sexual thought of sister but never asked bc too scared to ask, so bought a good amount of Rohypnol on the darkweb
> Be cool lenient brother while parents are gone act cool with my sister.
> Slip her Rohypnol and took my sister virginity and had sex with her for about 20-30 minutes
>Let her have "sleepovers" and have sex with her friends, overall fucked 8-9 girls all virgins and tight, came inside 1 though, was worried the first couple months but nothing rly happened
>>703983843
You don't have to fit a label. There's a ton of pressure to, especially when you're young. Just be you.
>>703983800
What does that mean?
>>703983938
You date rape all her friends or willing
Hi guys. Cam chat blackmail guy reporting
>>703983756
I was a grunt, I sleep with a woobie, POGs don't get it, and my wife doesn't get it, civilians probably wont get it.
>>703978618
Age?
>>703984044
never knew a thing
I regret making "friends" with the people i met in hs. Thought I could trust them.
>>703982380
I'm afraid I wasn't retarded enough to take pictures of the bodies.
>>703978639
Just tell him that you want him to be more rough with you
>>703984225
The jewellery you autist
>>703984225
Why'd you kill them?
>>703983310
Im an electric ingeneer. I like to invent stuff too. Thanks. I'll really enjoy to read it
>>703983964
ahahah
>>703984010
Yeah I know. I know I am attracted to guys but with girls I am still confused.
>>703984394
>ingeneer
lol ok
>>703984264
He is kind of rough...he won't slap me but he'll manhandle me and choke me. No role play though
I experience paracosms, basically my brain creates entire coherent alternate realities. Most of the friends I've had don't exist and most of my experiences never happened.
>>703984394
Taping the back of your Xbox controller back on doesn't make you an electrical engineer gaylord
>>703976388
Doc said I got 2 years left due to a brain tumor. I havent told anyone and I`ve been trying to get everyone to hate me so they wont be sad when I die.
>>703984463
Sounds like you're just a big phony then
>>703982900
go near a college campus of some sort and try again there
>>703980611
Yall need to go check out this guys book, its the nost autistic shit I've seen in a while.
Padded shoes for situps wtf he thinks people gonna change their shoes to do situps because their couch is hard
Portable hip-mounted grasshopper terrarium for protein sustenence in an apocalypse
Some autistic shit
>>703983181
Links please. Men really? Yhy?. What is so wrong with ur world that u dont want to see it anymore? There r other people that r in a worse situation. Think about it.
>>703981243
Define easy
I had a crush on a 14yo girl when I was 18 even though we had nothing in common. I was a freshman in college and she was a freshman in high school.
We went for some shitty dollar ice cream at McDonalds and we were just eating it in the car. She was dropping mad hints and could tell she wanted me to kiss her. I didn't do it though and stopped talking to her immediately. For the next 2 years she messaged me on Facebook every few months but I didn't reply.
i thoroughly enjoy playing with peoples emotions
>>703976388
I fap to Traci Lords, and wish I could find the Color Climax Lolita series somewhere.
>>703978141
You eat shit?
>>703982793
good for you man. im one of those thats not even honest to themselfs
>>703984502
I don't waste my time repairing things. I have my degree. lol
>>703984641
Thanks, you're the real hero here.
>>703984641
I like the North Star autistic superhero fantasy, where a light on his chest blinds someone while escapes like a bitch
>>703984453
Define slap
>>703978141
Did u receive proper training for it?
>>703984913
Slapping my face
Hoy tengo hueva de escribir en ingles
Tacos alv
>>703984710
funcking sack of shit you shouldve taken full advantage of that opportunity who cares about the law faggot
>>703980351
Whats your reasoning for not responding to those "friends"? Im kind of in the same situation, but i dont reply to them because they never really treated me like a friend to begin with. I was the scape goat.
>>703982460
We'll always be here for you
Like to suck and get fucked by dudes off Craigslist
>>703984997
I wish I thought like you
She was fucking cute with a delicious ass
but the law is the law and im not breakin that shit
Dad was an Irish hit man. That paid my college tuition. Explains why I get VIP wherever I go in Vegas when I give the Legacy Gold account number.
>>703984641
Men please don't judge others shit if u don't have anything to brag about. u little fagot.
BUMP LIMIT NEED NEW BREAD~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>703984963
How much force? Like how they slap in porn or does he Chris Brown you?
>>703984997
Looks like you take what you can get. Desperatefag
>>703979704
You sick fuck
>>703985279
jokes on you ive never gotten those golden teenagers even when i was younger at my 20 years every girl ive gotten anything going with has been older than me. Fuck you bullly making fun of my sexual preferences
>>703985503
Whoa, you missed out
Back in high school I was a pretty average guy. Decent grades, quite a few friends, looked up to by my little brother. After a while i found a girl willing to have sex with me. Unfortunately I had diarrhea the night I came over ( maybe from nerves) and I went to shit in her bathroom. I wiped and wiped but it was an endless sea of brown. I decided to hop in the shower to wash my asshole out. I thought I had cleaned myself pretty well by getting on my hands and feet and scrubbing my asshole with the water running onto it. What I didn't realize was the angle of the water caused the shit to run down onto my ballsack and that's where it remained. As I approached the girl she shrieked and ran. Now everyone thinks I don't wipe my ass and leave shit all over myself. It's been 4 years since high school and still no girls in my town show any interest. They just whisper and giggle like I'm a freak. I'm moving across the county in around a year because I hate my life.
>>703976388
Not really my secret but more of my friends:
A few weeks before my friend was getting married, he hosted a 'bachelorette
party' for his fiancée. He invited me to come despite it being a bachelorette party but I went anyways. When I got to his place, a few other of his friends were there and also his fiancée's male friends. Surprisingly, there were no other females except for his fiancée and two other females. Oddly, his fiancée was dressed in wedding dress when we got there too. From the looks on everyone faces we didn't really know why we were here. All of us were expecting it to be a bachelorette party, so the lack of females was surprising. As it turns out my friend was hosting one last orgy as an opportunity for his 'wife' to get her final fix of sex before committing to him. He told us to just go at it and have fun with her and even made her wear a cheaper wedding dress for fun. A lot of us were really shocked and surprised by this and a few people even left. But those who stayed, including myself, eventually just went at it and we ended up gangbanging my friends fiancée and her two friends in the living room for the whole night.
Gf and me act like innocent couple and pretend to be antigerms and avoid physical contact with other people. In secret we are swingers and fuck with other guys, girls and couples on a fairly regular basis.
Only one friend knows because its her fantasy but her beta bf wont do it and she lives through our stories
I'm 29, I have my own autoshop , I have 2 kids and a fiance, my own house, savings, a few decent cars, I went to college all that shit
I killed the family dog by strangling it when I was around 14 and from then on every now and again id take a stray to the woods and have fun. I'm 29 years old and I still do it and don't really give a shit.
turned out my best friend, who id known for like 2 years at the time, was on witness protection. his dad was a high profile drug trafficker and had been sent to jail for murder. not sure if he was framed or not as the cops flipped him and he got off but he had to testify against a bunch of crooked cops. obviously there was a lot of people trying to kill him. had to sleep woth a gun and there was often people waiting for him. so yeah they got put on witness protection. his dad was a scary cunt too
>>703978618
you're a fucking freak
>>703985871
You ever play with the guts after you kill one? Ive had my share of fun with strays too
>>703985871
Would you strangle a person? I have a terminal illness and I'm deeply depressed.
