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Roller
sage in all fields
My teeth are bad enough as it is
check em
this'll be a great thread
i like how it's pinned
>>703959997
don't want to be a beaver but rolling anyway.
for real though one time my brother had left open his facebook tab and his boyfriend actually sent him "murr"
:)
Canadian here
I must 69
and then you deleted his account right
>>703960350
>pinned
>>703960444
That's real gay.
regardless of the quality of this thread, i will thankfully be sleeping.
night yall
finally
roll
>>703959997
Already am one, thanks.
Why would anyone respond to this post
>>703960809
to get beaver tail obviously
yeah right... O crap!!!!
Digger's Nicks
>>703959997
beaver me
>>703959997
Fucking Norbit. Roll
he's never careful so I'm always subject to the freaky things he and his boyfriend send each other
eventually I ended up talking about it with my skype friends I guess
and my brother being the psychopath he is, one day felt like taking my skype password, logging in and search for his name in every conversation
and then acted offended because he saw I'd been reading his messages
>>703959997
Why not
>Leaving your computer accessible to anyone and not having a 3 layer password system
wait, so your brother is a gay and a furry too?
what a strange world we live in
>>703961311
Wait, was Herbie here?
God I miss that kid.
Spooty spoot
>>703961392
HERBIE'S RACCOON'S BROTHER???
sure, he used to post here.
>>703961530
When exactly did you start posting?
This is common knowledge.
oh lol
don't fucking judge me
>>703961613
like 3 years ago
I thought they were dating...
>>703961809
That's fucking gross.
You should get drunk with me later.
Chap was fucking blitz out of his mind the other night on call and it was adorable. Now I want to see other drunk posters.
too late
kyle do not corrupt my angel
>>703961956
i don't think that's a good idea
>>703962043
Demos shall be mine.
>>703962072
It will be hilarious.
>>703962174
in your dreams
just imagine how loud and chatty i'd be drunk
>>703962174
it would probably be more annoying than funny
>>703962274
I don't sleep.
Cuts into stalking time.
>>703962304
Please. I hang out with the animus.
Annoying is kind of a foreign concept now.
demos we havent even chatted since i got back to campus
what the h*ck
ok. am i a beaver now?
I am become the beaver
i knooow. i'm too shy to ask, but i always want to
i'm just a scaredy pants
>>703962412
i don't even have alcohol to get drunk on
What taste better with hot sauce?
>>703960496
>96
>closeenough.jpeg
69
>>703962757
chicken wings
>>703962732
Wait, are you even 21?
>>703962852
20 on the 24th
well
maybe tomorrow
tomorrow would be very very good
>>703962887
Oh shit. Your B-day is pretty close to mine.
I turn 22 on the 27th.
I am now a beaver. Wut do 4chan?
all three of our birthdays occur within a week of each other
>>703962979
that's funny, eisen's birthday is on the 20th. we're all pretty close
21st*
21st
We all need to have a B-day get together.
>>703963245
also known as international peace day
also known as the first day of fall
my birthday is literally the best
>>703962806
What else? I know Ramen is good with it.
a-also what september by earth wind & fire is about
AND that
International piece of that ass.
i'm gonna have to photoshop party hats onto osomatsu
>>703963308
that's kinda gay, man.
>>703963368
nothing
>>703963342
i guess today wasn't the day
pinkerton by weezer was released on my bday just sayin
>>703963533
Day for what?
any beavers yet?
tfw eddy didn't become beaver
>>703963590
Noice.
>>703963626
to be beever
a bjork album came out the day after mine
NOPE
>>703963757
>Not always be beaver
You've lost your edge, Eddy.
homogenic <3
my fav
>>703963911
NO. how do i fix this
5 years ago REM broke up on my birthday
i'm still upset
>>703963985
You must post tummy.
jesus fuck dude
shit's gone down on eisenday
>>703964140
who's tummy? Mine is not worth much
a day to remember
t u m m y .
>>703964250
All tummies are wonderful.
T U M M Y
U
M
M
Y
are you gonna go anything for your birthday?
a gorilla is fine too
69 GET
>when the tummy soft with a treasure trail
i may have dinner with my parents
otherwise i have a radio station meeting to attend where i may or may not get a candy bar as birthday present
Someone needs to make winston art
>>703959997
Watch me
>Allowing a CRT arcade cabinet to be on its side like that
That ape deserves death.
are you referring to my tummy
>>703964711
slurpee get
>That feel when you getting pudgy and hairy on the tum tum
>>703964753
TOO SOON
well that sounds boring
hopefully they have presents for you
>candy bar
what would be your preference?
>are you referring to my tummy
Puh-LEASE
why would i reference that specific tummy
seeing pet sounds live is my birthday present
also i bought myself the new george carlin thing
three musketeers
b-because is good
fucking finally
somebody who likes carlin
i've been talking to chet and kaldis about him and they hate do not appreciate
when were you going to see pet sounds again
>>703965095
Sup?
ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉˢᵗ
>>703965197
>associating with people who don't like carlin
>hating carlin
disgusting
30th
>>703959997
>be me
>12
>hop on AOL before school
>chatroom tiem
>Lobby 436643664674
>"anyone here like the Angry Beavers?"
>...
>get IM
>"I got a beaver"
>wat
>"you do? and your mother lets you keep in the house?"
>"lol wanna see a picture of my beaver?"
>uhhh...
>get nervous
>somethings not right here
>unplug computer
I could have gotten some teenage beaver pics but was too much of a retard
>>703964671
I kinda wish my treasure trail was visible.
i've been rewatching all his specials recently
you should watch them with me
>>703965337
i know
unbelievable
but it takes all kinds i suppose.
>>703965498
i kinda wish you weren't
not tonight but yes
>>703965611
>i kinda wish you weren't
>>703965611
>>703965611
>>703965611
what do you guys think
is scruff good?
i kinda like having a light scruff
good thing im not a beaver
also
can we just admire the fact i got dubs twice in a row with the SAME NUMBERS
damn i'm good
>>703965911
65% of cases it does nothing
30% of the time it is terrible
5% of the time it is good.
Only if I become a cartoon beaver that doesn't get raped at some convention, OP
>>703965611
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEHT THE FUCK UP ZANSU
fin
>>703966638
>iyamiposting
i don't know who's making you do this but feel free to stop at any time
>>703966749
Me have just returned from fucking /a/ to offer you weebs something you can't refuse zansu
never trust a man who makes you call him papa
sink
Rollin
Stinky + Stinky = Not Stinky
miimimimi
100 years war between great britain and france has more conniving and backstabbing than game of thrones
or game of thrones has 100 yrs war level backstabbing
>>703959997
you fucking nigger
>tfw Demos will never eat out your butt
>>703972808
good
Goddamnit guys, couldn't choose any worse time to post
>>703961956
I might do it at some point
>I almost always end up panicking or crying. So, I need to make the experience fun.
>>703959997
Roooooll
>>703959997
i want to become (figuratively) an enormous pussy
ok
I'll roll why not
Rollerino
If I'm made a beaver, I shave my head.
>120 posts and still no beavers
>>703959997
Helk yeah
>>703959997
Fuck yeah dag
roll
Doing it for norb
This is crazy
