Jordyn Jones thread
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Jordyn Jones thread
>>703952937
im looking for something
post the slip, anyone who has it
bump
shes so fucking hot
>11 / 10 / 3 / 2
>spoonfeed me da slip plz
Any sexy videos of her dancing?
>>703954065
dont have, looking for it
>>703954345
>>>/youtube/
>>703954506
Sexy face begging for cum. What a little slut.
Do anyone have the slip?
>>703954827
What is this?
>>703954919
Didn't even know she had one
>>703954827
really fucking neato, mate
>>703954827
>>703954827
what this is? deep?
>>703954827
Thanks!
lewd as fuck
>>703954827
Not motherless, what is it?
>>703954919
>>703954827
>>703955400
what was it?
what was the deleted link? its not motherless
>>703955400
yea but what is it? im guessing deep web. but i dont know how to
head over to librechan dot net and post. they don't delete or ban. she has a thread in /teen
>>703955778
on tor?
>>703955778
What's librechan?
>>703955911
no, its just a chan site. no need for tor
but if whomever posted the deleted post could tell us what it is, that's be cool
>>703956197
this
>>703956197
I guess he is banned. What was it?
>>703956197
i save copied the link. but i dont know what adress
>>703956572
.jpg it if you catch my drift
>>703956723
? i dont catch your drift
>>703956723
i dont
>>703957169
Tried that, doesn't work
>>703957266
type link in google search, screenshot, crop, boom.
>>703957169
troll
>>703957169
go on librechan dot net and then teen. jordyn thread
>>703957465
No results
This bitch is sexy. I want her, where does she live?
>>703957545
what im expecting
https://i.yuki.la/gif/1463089459901.webm
>>703957605
screenshot the link, not actually search results
>>703957735
https://yuki.la/gif/8554835
>>703957735
>>703957834
not clicking that shit
8ch dot net
/waifuist
>>703958115
screen it
>>703957924
>Every link posted on le 4chan is illegal content
Summer's over buddy. Neither of those links will have Uncle Sam breathing down your neck.
>>703958387
then prove it
>>703958545
Not him but I clicked on it, just brings u to a archived thread.
>>703958545
mods wouldve erased by now, furthermore, yuki is an archive for 4chan. still, doesnt mean it can be safe
>>703958545
One is a link to /gif of a fails thread, one is a webm of goat fuckers getting blown up. Promptly plan your much needed suicide
I checked all those links. Nothing. But I still don't know what the deleted link went to
>>703958865
what was the link if i may ask
i know someone has it here, i hope you are willing to share
>>703958259
go there and ask for it
been hearin about a jordyn slip for a few hours now, is it true or someone yanking our chains?
was the link numbers and letters?
>>703959472
i dont really know what 8 chan is.
>>703959757
see
>>703958115
its a chan
>>703959586
yes
>>703955594
>>703955672
the link.
oops, didnt realised it got deleted
>>703959533
Yes, obviously.
Literally no one else is talking about it in the places they would usually be talking g about such a high profile slip.
OP and everyone else has been ruled, and has told a ton of newfriends about some great sites that they will eventually help ruin
Congrats
>>703959988
If not a ML what is? Vola?
>>703959988
cant help if we dont have the link... heck.. when you think about it, how is it a link if it doesnt have "com net org" etc
>>703960137
just a troll attempt
>>703960137
To not be an obvious link and to only allow people to follow it who know their shit. Gotta be a bit vague my newfriend
>>703960384
? then why was it deleted?
>>703960552
troll deleted himself
>>703960484
hint?
>>703960484
this
People itt thread really prove that they are here since summer
>>703960721
You should delete yourself, reddit tourist
>>703960959
been here long before that. thats getting old. still, not sure where it belongs
so its dead? im never gonna see jordyn's perfect little baby feeders
/a3Klm804n
What is. Fucking fags it doesn't mean shit does it? This is all a troll. Don't play with my heart. Jordyn is my favorite. Ever. Fuck y'all.
>>703952937
i dont understand how someone can be that hot.
it defies all laws of attraction
>>703961308
i feel the same. dont fuck with jordyn baits. i'd do anything for her
>>703952937
she has the body of a 14 year old boy. no wonder you guys like her so much
>>703961486
good that someone realized that
>>703961614
so you looked like a girl when you were 14. fucking trap
>>703961308
Thought it was Vola but no good
>>703961715
Thin and pretty face. Thats all she's got. Literally no chest or ass.
>>703961656
kinda hard not too when you look at her and your cock springs up so fast you get lightheaded
>>703961614
she is seriously lacking in the tits and ass department. taylor swift/emma watson syndrome.
im not sure why the internet obsesses over these no figure having girls with just pretty faces
>>703961971
now you're just trolling
>>703961308
holy shit
could be shopped tho
>>703962173
she has an incredible ass
and of course her tits arent full grown yet anon
she has an attractive figure
women's looks dont revolve around niggers tits and ass. its about symmetry and petite and long legs for some people
>>703962313
>/a3Klm804n
give me another hint anon
>>703961971
well she actually has a amazing ass also not everyone is a fucking caveman here alot of us have other things that attracts us such as, she has a gorgeous face she amazing amazingly good skin she is not too short or too tall she works out constantly she can dance Ie very flexible she eats like a fucking champ not all this gay salad shit. man i could go on but my standards go beyond "no tits no good"
There is no slip.
It was a bait and they got you all
They got me :[
face > tits and ass
imo
and since jordyn is 10/10 on face and ass. its perfect for me
>>703962392
yes. she's not fat and has a pelvis. also my 'ass' would look like that if i was in tights and stuck it out like that. stop trying to make her more than what she is. she's pretty but has noooo ass or tits. she's like 5'0 too so there even less of what you think there is
>>703961971
this is a guy who likes niggers like nicki minaj and shit. fucking disgusting
>>703962173
>im not sure why the internet obsesses over these no figure having girls with just pretty faces
ask your question again keeping in mind the kind of people who use 4chan and how often they interact with actual women, let alone attractive women.
MODS
>>703962731
you dont need huge tits and ass to be hot so i dont know what retarded standards of beauty you were brought up with but your an idiot
>>703962441
>she has an incredible ass
she has an ass. it exists. thats the extent of the ass she has. just like how you have an ass.
>>703962844
where's the tights?
>>703962731
where's the tights?
so there's no slip is there
>>703962926
i never said you need huge tits or an ass to be considered attractive. I'm just saying she has neither
>>703962958
>chicks have to have an ass the size of jupiter in order to be attractive
nigger lover detected. plz gtfo
>>703962844
so taylor swift body type or nicki minaj? its just one or the other, no in-between lol? some world you live in
>jordyn will never dress like this and hit up the town with you for an entire evening before collapsing on your bed exhausted at the end of the night
why live
>>703963329
change that filename
>>703963144
I'm not that guy but you're really upset some people think this girl doesn't have tits or an ass lmao. she your sister/gf or something?
>>703963294
none. taylor to tall and skinny, flat everywhere. nicki, ugly fat fake nigger
>tfw no qt jordyn gf
>>703963459
Not him but that's the kind of question a dumb nigger would ask.
>>703963540
so we both dont like either of those women. I'm not sure what you're arguing about then. this girl is def in the taylor swift category of body types, just shorter and younger.
>>703963613
you still sound upset
>>703963759
Do everyone a favor and decide whether you're going to capitalize the first word in your sentences or not, Jamal.
>>703963141
so? everyone can call me an idiot but in my eyes shes perfect
>>703963759
how? jordyn is not even close to swift.
>>703963827
Pointing out facts isn't an indication of emotional involvement. Be less impotent in real life and you won't care so much about how people feel on the internet.
>>703963959
never called u anything. just said she has no ass or tits and ppl r really mad i insulted there waifu
zK3tX
leaving this here until we know what that /a-------- thing is from
>>703964316
because its not true. and jordyn is holy, you dont talk shit about her
>>703964316
>there
definitely a non-white
>>703964038
the fact that you're upset? have you calmed down?
>>703964038
>i'm super smart so i'll use punctuation and zero substance as an insult. just fuck off, you dumb faggot.
>mfw my insult had just as much bearing in reality as yours.
>>703964316
im not mad tho i dont get mad, you wouldnt believe how pissed off people get when they cant make me angry, its the most amusing thing in the world watching someone throw a tantrum when i dont react to there insults or bullying
>>703964645
>mfw that's your first post in this thread
The people who actually belong here can tell, cancerfag. Didn't daddy ever tell you it's gay to whiteknight for another man?
>>703964325
Huh
>>703964316
>>703964805
It's like watching two 10 year old niggers try an figure out who the retard is.
Protip: It's both of you and your parents.
>>703964900
you still sound upset bro
>>703965099
but i aint black so you might wanna try again lol
>>703965290
>implying you need to be black to be a nigger
Life is going to chew you up and spit you out, kid.
>>703961308
pedo scum
(thanks tho :^))
>>703952937
Who the fuck is Jordyn Jones? Really, have never heard of her. She some instagram famous person no one in the real world gives a fuck about?
>>703965479
not if i dont care what the world thinks, goes back to my its impossible to make me angry comment, world cant hurt you if i you dont care what the world thinks of you
>>703965680
yes
some dance shit too
>>703965633
nice repost :>
>>703965479
>Life is going to chew you up and spit you out, kid.
most faggy thing said in this entire thread lmao. what are you 40? either way just sad.
>>703961308
>mfw anon delivered
>>703965827
>repost
>>>/r/eddit
>>703965748
>not if i dont care what the world thinks
You're doing such a great job of confirming that you're a nigger.
>world cant hurt you if i you dont
You're going to die flipping burgers, Tyrone. Lucky for you that you're not intelligent enough to feel shame or dread about it. Hell, you probably watched your parents work embarrassing jobs your whole life so you assume it;s normal. That's fucking sad and pathetic now that I think off it.
slip is real. she has a small mole near her left nipple
She is the most beautiful creature that has ever stepped on planet earth. My life goal is to meet jordyn jones, then i can die
>>703960088
>JJ
>High profile
Pick one. She's still a relative nobody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvGHal1Uw7g
Jorydn dancing sexy.
>>703966413
*Jordyn
>>703966262
do i need to post a timestamped photo of myself to prove im not black, that im the biggest pasty white kid you will ever meet?
>>703966339
what's her snapchat
>>703965893
>is human garbage
>tried to pretend he can feel bad for people who are better than him
lol
OK.
What website are the letters and numbers for
>>703966459
yes, I think you had better do that
>>703966459
I never said you were black. I said you're a nigger. The fact that you repeatedly need simple things explained to you is more proof of this assertion.
>>703966314
proof please, you has pic?
>>703966479
Jordynjones11
>>703966604
that place where the wild roses grow
>>703966459
>the literal retard keeps trying to defend himself
>>703966314
Just fucking post it then you fag. Create a kik group if you are such a pussy
>>703966762
pasty white kid
>>703966924
What do you use to screenshot her snaps?
>>703967052
Keep requesting child porn and you're going to suffer the consequences.
>>703966413
holy shit she's horrible. the only thing she has going for her are her looks. she can't even do anything attractive people do. can't sing, can't dance, can't act, undoubtedly pampered her whole life . it would be horrible to live such a shallow existence. then again i'm just a piece of shit on 4chan. fuck me.
>>703962313
>>703966314
whats with the doubt? her fucking face is in the picture.
>>703967031
hint #2?
>>703967121
more like
pasty old white piece of shit amr.
>>703967330
im 28 not that old yet
>>703967121
>obvious white trash
>doesn't understand anonymity
>is learning disabled
>looks depressed because life is going nowhere
>habitual drug user
>probably writes with left hand
Nigger confirmed.
>>703967121
How can you have a receding hairline and not be able to grow a beard like a man?
>>703967121
sept 19
>>703967497
whatever im deleting the photo and going to bed its midnight and i work in 9 hours
She's hot but she always has those fucking long white nails
IT'S ALL JUST BAIT
Sigh
>>703967598
i put 14th but realized it was after midnight so i changed the date
>>703967121
how is the future?
>>703967121
>posts his mug in a thread where he requests cp
>posts his visage on 4chan at all
oh shit nigger, what are you doing?!
>>703967625
Its cute. They are not to long
just a normal family...
Here it is guys... Sorry I took so long
>>703967644
what?
...or IS IT?
>>703967644
Add fastinthebutt
>>703967800
$10 says shes banging a black dude while the white dude in the picture watches
This nigger requested child porn.
>>703967731
She's been having them for years now, it's actually become bothersome. Even the guy who sometimes spams her on /tv/ agrees
>>703967980
Not her
>>703967980
not her
>>703967644
Add me dude
>>703954973
this? a vid? pic?
>>703967980
Who then?
Coal burner
>>703968267
pic
>>703966339
That is a pretty sad life dream
Hi Jordyn Jones, I heard you dance, that's cute.
>>703966459
If your not black, JJ will not have anything to do with you
>>703968788
>1471407639753.jpg
needs more camel toe pics. I've seen a ton and they are glorious
>>703952937
i'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie talkie
>>703968788
hnnnggg
those fishnets..
>>703961308
So young and already such a whore
>>703961308
well, where did this even come from?
fucking saved
>>703968893
We're probably going to have to go to libro sham for that thread..
>>703968788
Maddie dont got shit on jordyn
>>703968551
Looks like shit hit the fan with this one, I shoulda been here. Fuck
>>703969555
penta-trips checked
>>703968032
>posts picture of himself
>fuck u guys ill juat delete it
Lol rekt fuckint newfags, when will they learn.
SOMEONE ALWAYS SCREENCAPS YOU FAGGOT.
gg.
>>703966339
met her at the OC fair
>>703969567
mhhh her feet..
>>703961308
>/a3Klm804n
LEWD
E
W
D
DELETE THIS
>>703967980
Before someone says it this isn't Lexee
>>703969670
You're right, all Maddie did was win this year's Teen Choice award for hottest teen while Jordyn Jones hooked up with niggers.
>>703972085
hnngg..
>>703972085
We're all waifufriendos here there's no need to bully
>>703961308
>a3Klm804n
which website?
I've tried imgur and motherless
>>703972574
I suppose you could be right.
why does she look underage?
>>703961308
How do
3/3
her dad must be a huge fucking cuck to allow her to act this way.
>>703973218
i love maddie
>>703961308
WHAT WEBSITE
>>703969738
Every fuckin time
>>703974058
[spoiler]http://www.warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/jam.htm[/spoiler]
>>703973146
>>703973427
>>703974058
read the thread
>>703967800
damn that kids right arm is STACKED
I've always thought her pussy proabably looks like Emily's.
>>703974349
But it literally says nothing
>>703974349
it's not in the thread
>>703974349
I did. Vola imgur ml all tried
>>703974349
i've been reading the thread. theres fucking nothing of use here just a bunch of vague comments and edgy faggots. idk why somebody cant just post the domain for the link
>>703967800
>No dad
>Older brother looks like a btard
Well, BLACKED it is
I bet she has the most adorable crotch. I just want to nuzzle it.
>>703973443
Sauce?
>>703966188
Who's the sexy black girl?
>>703967133
google it newfag
>>703974464
who?
>>703974579
>>703974520
im >>703973146
this is got to be a bait, just bail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E95vIKoxg_A
2:16
she's so cute
>>703973663
Me too.. love her. I've posted all her pics in this thread, and lots of the JJs.
What is the slip?
>>703975499
Thanks then.
I really love both. Jordyn is hotter but Maddie is cuter.
>>703953137
She had a slip? Lol
>>703975650
There is no slip. Anons just trolling.
>>703975890
Is she not 18
>>703975650
nip slip
>>703975359
No, you're just too stupid to realize how many fucking websites exist. A string of random characters could be put after neopets or steam.
Should I just try every single site from a.com to whatever fucking end point there is?
>>703976016
She's 16.
>>703976161
Post it then she's 18 right?
>>703976262
16 mate
>>703974464
If her pussy/asshole looks like this, then she's a 10/10 imo
come to /tv/ :)
>>703976211
If you are really that new, I guess thats the only way for you
>>703952937
I want to fuck this little slut in her poo hole do bad
>>703976316
Whoops
>>703962968
who is her friend?
Chloe East > Jordyn Jones
>>703976262
Dude. There is no nip slip.
>>703954973
What was it
>>703976466
You need to get a life, champ.
>>703976262
>>703976488
*wink wink*
>>703976567
nip slip
>>703972085
She never got blacked
>>703976581
kay dot ee ex ee
I AM GOING TO IMPREGNATE THIS GIRL IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO SHE IS ONLY A FEW YEARS YOUNGER AND I NEED TO PUT MY SEED IN HER AND MAKE THREE KIDS AND THEY WILL BE ARYAN AND BEAUTIFUL JESUS CHRIST I NEED THIS AS MY WIFE GODFUCKINGDAMMIT I DONT WANT TO DIE ALONE IM BEAUTIFUL AND I NEED SOMEONE EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL SO I CAN FUCKING INSEMENATE THEM HOLY SHIT SHES FUCKING MINE!!!
>>703976774
Yeah, you sound like a faggot millennial.
>>703976380
Being new means I have too few options. I have too many. Kill yourself, autist.
>>703976734
sure
that never happened anon
shes totally pure
>>703976424
Lily Wallace, a tight little piece
>>703976833
chill dude
>>703976854
that's because i am literally a faggot millenial
>>703976960
How 'bout instead you get a job "dude".
>>703976641
Lies. Post it
>>703976995
Then you really have to kill yourself since you contribute nothing to society.
>>703976859
>Should I just try every single site from a.com to whatever fucking end point there is?
this means, that you are new. thats not having many options, thats having no fucking clue
>>703977040
youre the dude, fuckwit
>>703977123
>le millenials r bad
How old are you bud?
>>703977123
but i like living and i like my job
>>703967215
>Nip slip
>Porn
>>703977430
>i don't know about the law but i'll type up a post anyway because i was born in the 90s xD
>>703977340
>i liek pouring concrete!
>>703977334
Old enough to accurately judge you.
>>703954732
>
>>703962926
>>703962958
>>703966188
WHO ARE HER FRIENDS THO?
>especially the black girl
>>703977819
The first one you tagged is Brooke Green
>>703977727
>>703977334
>>703976934
>>703976376
>>703972574
Judge me then dickhead, all me
>>703978015
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>703977937
>Brooke Green
thanks man
>>703975203
Emily Bloom newfreind
>>703977819
Black girl is Teala Dunn
>>703978313
>Teala Dunn
THABNK U
>>703978015
You're painfully average and you try way too hard to be percieved as intelligent because that was your defense mechanism when the popular, masculine boys picked on you for being a fairy because you were raised by a single mom.
>inb4 you lie and deny these truths
You're pathetic.
>>703964568
If you keep saying he's upset maybe one day it'll mean something.
>>703978439
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.
But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
