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My friend is trying to convince me to move to Texas.
Should I?
Pros and cons?
Any suggestions from.people who live there already?
Currently in NYC.
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>>703947040
>Pros and cons

>pros= great bbq and plenty of hot bitches dropping their pants at the sound of your accent

>cons= you will never find a slice of pizza that could wrap around the block without breaking the cheese.

weigh it out, sometimes a new place is nice tho.
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Where in Texas? It's a huge state
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>>703947656
I appreciate that.
I'd.also like to know about jobs,housing prices
And generally what is there to do down there?
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>>703947040
really depends on where you'd be moving too. TX is a diverse place. just about the only thing we don't have is mountains for skiing. But if you move to west TX NM is only a few hours away. and yes, a few hours is a short drive.
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>>703947040
>NYC
Nope, we're Full.
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>>703948051
it's a pretty big fucking state brother, where you going? what do you do for work?
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keep out, there are no jobs or places to live or things to so for fun here. i am not a texan. no one moves here, i dont know what you are talking about. whats texas?
>inb4 another asshole moving to my glorious 1st tier state.
my ancestors did not fight a damn near impossble war for this.
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The Last thing tx needs are NewFags like you, NewFag
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Giant state, lots of jobs, plenty of room, and cost of living (rent, food, gas) is dirt cheap. Hell, even minimum wage would keep you sitting pretty out here. Just moved out here from California. Zero ragrets.
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>>703947040
>Currently in NYC.

move to austin
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>>703949204

nah dude... he should come to laredo. we'll fuck him up.
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>Pros: Good for birdwatchers

>Cons: Gross bible thumper state full of gross obese trash that sit around wanting to beast porn.
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>>703948911

From where in Cali to where in TX?
I just did the Houston to SD move
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>>703949204
tbh i second this i live in austin and its liberal af but the food is good
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>>703949309
Why would you fuck me up?
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jobs galore, cheap housing (lot of land), super gun happy, super conservative, super christian, driving gmc suvs taking kids to soccer, huge pickup trucks everywhere driven like a porshe by small dick fake new age cowboy wannbes, hot girls all blondes, make money spend money, love Jesus but not mexicians, niggers spiks in the south, crackers to the north, lotta food, bars, blah blah blah
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pros - good ass food (bar b q and mexican), people are pretty decent to each other, south padre, medical facilities, colleges, pretty bitches, texas 2k, mild winter, speed limits, texas renaissance fair, SXSW, almost every band or musical artist tours through dallas or austin or houston, tons of breweries, dallas and austin have badass public transportation, cheap and high quality drugs.
Cons - humid as fuck in the south east, hot as fuck, bible thumpers, red necks (although most of them are pretty decent and will cook for you), houston is full and the infastructure is old, san antonio is mexico and the infastructure is falling appart, panhandle is racist as fuck, theres certain towns you shouldnt be black in, if you want to drive anywhere it takes for fucking ever.
Overall the cities are pretty decent and you can have fun in all of them, if you want to go to school for something youre covered and even if you live in a town the biig cities arent that far away. Jobs are relatively easy to come by and housing costs are low. Moving here isnt a bad option as long as you can stand the heat. If you move to houston though be ready for huricanes. that shit sucks.
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>>703949331
>gross bible thumper state.
did you ever think that you might be the trash?
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>>703949204
>>703949555
I moved from Eugene, OR to Austin, TX last year.

A couple of friends convinced me to come live here and I've been their roommate ever since. To my surprise, Austin is pretty cool. However, the blacks here are pretty fucking judgemental and racist and hate whites (Mainly along Lamar).

Other than that, there are plenty of jobs and opportunities. You see a lot of M2F and vice versa, but people are pretty chill.
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>>703948404
>>703948618
>>703948873

>4chan starts with one dude

>tells a friend

>friend tells a friend

>becomes the dumpster fire it is today.

>texas will run the same rout

i don't blame you fucks for thinking this way, it's just a product of bad education/parenting and not being able to think for yourselves.
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>>703947040
Depends where you're going IN Texas, what you do for a living, and what your tolerances are.

I've lived in Texas for 26 years now, there are crazy people and cool people, like anywhere in the world. Certain places more than others.
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>>703949519
Los Angeles to San Angelo. Giant niggertropolis to small town Texas. It's really different, but I'm making the same amount of money in my job that I'd be making anywhere else, and it only costs a third as much to live here. I'll move on somewhere else eventually but for now, while I'm saving up and paying down student loans, this is a great place to be.
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>>703949695
>theres certain towns you shouldnt be black in,

There's only one I know , vandor(?) Or something close to that
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>>703947040
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>>703949834
have you seen these b/tards? no thanks, stay home.
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Esa Huea es Chile
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>>703947040
Anything outside of Austin is Redneck Hell.

Dallas is a good place to find a job.

San Antonio: Rich conservative snobs

Houston: Fuck Houston
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>>703949951
Vidor, its basically louisiana
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Testies
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>>703950212

Yes, that's it buddies used to speed up whenever we went to lake Charles
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>>703950174
>Anything outside of Austin is Redneck Hell.

confirmed redneck
wtf are you even talking about
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>>703950014
further proving my point.
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>>703950549
Austin is redneck? Since when?
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>>703950174

Houston, inside the the 610 loop, west of main St. Is pretty good.
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home of brisket, blondes, bibles, and boy i love jc
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>>703950892
define "pretty good"

cheap po' boys?
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>>703947040
>Gun laws
>cheaper
Thats about it anon. It's terrible here other than that.
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>>703949695
This is one of the fairest and best descriptions of Texas I have ever read.

Also, HEB is fucking awesome.
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>>703951042

Tons of stuff to do, pretty diverse group(not niggers), great food scene, great art scene, memorial park, it offers alot more than most cities, midtown & downtown has clubs/nightlife, colleges nearby for fresh pussy
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>>703950417
Cajun texas is super trashy. They can't even cook right, which is all Lousiana cajuns have going for them.
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Very easy:

Worship Satan -> go to Houston
Worship Jesus -> go to Dallas
Worship Mary --> go to San Antonio
Don't believe in fairy tales -> go to Austin

DONE
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>>703951465
Clearlake is decent also.
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>>703950212
Around a couple years ago a black man was tied up and dragged behind a pickup through the middle of town. So it's got that going for you if you're interested in that stuff
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>>703951465
>great art scene

Delusional,
I抦 not impressed.
You want to, tell me, so bad,
who is on your guest list, tonight,
but I don抰 care.

Save it for,
one of your,
other friends,
or your many fans.

Just think.
Just,
think solutional,
we have a problem.
We don't care, who you know.
it's too bad that you think so.
Next time you drop a name.

Save it for,
one of your,
other friends,
or your many fans.
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>>703950174
>Anything outside of Austin is Redneck Hell.

This is why most Texans hate Austin.
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>>703948051
Housing is a lot cheaper and jobs in oil are extremely rewarding.

Im moving back to Texas as soon as I can, I have a few months before i can transfer colleges
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>>703953221
couldn't just post the pic? what's your point?
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>>703947656

Where the fuck in Texas do they like a NY accent? NY living in Dallas and all I get is bullshit over my accent.
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>>703948557

>brother

Oh shit, got a hulkamaniac in the thread.
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>>703953635
this
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even the faggots are bigger in Texass ... OP will fit right in.
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>>703950892

Nowhere in Houston is good, that place is a fucking shithole

>someone who has lived in houston, lives in dallas, been over most of the rest of the state
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Austin is shit, don't move there with all of the commiefornia refugees. Everywhere else is paradise on earth.
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>>703951465

If you like shopping, sweating in a humid shithole, getting flooded every fucking year and going to a rancid beach in galveston, yeah, real fucking great.
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>>703947040
lol from NY to Texas is a big drastic change
Try Austin
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pretty much sums up dallas
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Pros:
>Cool Shit
>Cowboy Shit
>Pretty Fuckin' Big

Cons:
>Spics Fuckin' Everywhere
>Niggers Run Rampant

Wait Till' The Wall Gets Built, Until Then, It's Best To Stay Away.
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>>703954199
all the beaners live behind fuel city tacos, fuck up pig nose
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>>703953993

I guess if your idea of paradise is concrete jungles, shopping, heat stroke and hours of driving, then yea, real fucking utopia.

If you actually like trees, grass, water, mountains or ever going outdoors, it fucking blows.
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>>703949204
Seriously stay the Fuck out.
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>>703947040
Weather sucks. Texans are stupid in general. Muh guns and muh freedom and jesus and such. Job market is pretty decent, housing is 'affordable' in some areas of the metroplex. Rents are pretty cheap.
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racists in dallas are cooler than non-racists in NYC, by cooler i mean i make more money than them
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>>703947040

>NYC

Don't come to Texas. We have jobs and our dollar is stronger, you won't need welfare and food stamps and whatever else you're used to. Don't come though. We don't appreciate you New York fucks around here.
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>>703949519

No way

I did the Houston to SD move myself 4 years ago
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>>703954666
fort worth here, kys
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>>703953751
faggot
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me when i moved here and fucked my first dallas blonde
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>>703953635
No where idiot, this is Texas. We get shit about our Texan accent anywhere I go, same with you. I don't go to NY looking for ppl with my accent.
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>>703954666

The only reason any of that shit is in texas is cause it was moved here then jobs were filled by the transplants. I am in north dallas and I meet a native texan like 1:100. No one is fucking from here.
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>>703954976

That was the point you fucktard, I was asking why he thought people were going to get laid in TX with a NY accent you stupid hick.
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because everyone left their shit hole to go to dallas.
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>>703954453
>Seriously
stay retarded thinking a person born outside of the state you were born in could never make a positive difference.
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>>703954979
more like 1/10 but yeah, the texans mostly live south, all the newfags live in the overpriced new north
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Texas in general has a decent job situation, no state income tax, and lots of good craft beer. I've lived in Austin, Dallas, and Houston. They all have upsides. Houston likely has the most opportunity (depending on your line of work, of course). The whole "everything outside Austin is rednecks" is a conceit of Austin. It's a terrific city in many ways, but more expensive, and home to a lot of insufferable hipster douchebags who have convinced themselves that only they care about truth, justice, or beauty. It's a relatively small, very white city that thinks it celebrates diversity, but regards Houston, a very large metropolitan area with actual diversity, with undisguised horror. Go figure.
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>>703949560
You're not Latino. That's why.
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>>703947040
Originally from Little Rock, AR, have lived in NYC, currently residing in Austin. It's a really nice city, but is growing by leaps and bounds. It literally averages 52 new residents within the city limits daily.

Pros: Chill as fuck. Amazing food. Beautiful girls. Live music capital of the world. Strong economy. Not many blacks.

Cons: Hot as fuck 90% of the time. There's a weird disconnect between being in super liberal Austin and remembering that you're surrounded by red state Texas. Doesn't have the same history or influence as NYC.

Pic related: Austin landmark.
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>>703947040
so i did exactly this.

Williamsburg to Fort Worth.

Austin is pretty spectacular for music and nightlife. Texas is actually great. no snow but everything is really far away and you have to drive everywhere. The girls are much prettier here for sure.
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>>703955502
moved brom brooklyn to get fucked by a cowboy, pfff
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>>703955267
Thats fine, as long ass you don't have the cure for cancer or anything you can Fuck off. I'm so tired of seeing all these open lots of land get rolled over for another set of luxury condos or shittyapartments
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>>703954741

Why? You want New York faggots dicking up Ft.W?
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>>703947040
Dont come to Austin.
Currently in apartments downtown(that are overpriced)
Traffic fucking sucks
Hot af
Unpredictable weather, all the time.
Lots of shitty asian drivers since UT is full of those chinks.
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bbq is good, a tourist trap, and overpriced as well. Since every tourist wants to have "real texas bbq" even if it means choking up a $300 tab for a family of 4.
>Im talking to you Salt-lick
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>>703955757

Then move to a state with no growth or live in one of the many dead parts of the state of texas. Dallas, Houston and Austin are huge growers because of all the influx of people. I am waiting for califags to drive up my home price so I can gtfo and live in a state with trees and water again.
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>>703951114
And Whataburger, motherfucker.
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>>703955757
stay angry, the world is laughing at you.
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im going to raising canes right now to stik a chicken tender up my ass
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>>703955893
oh, and PS. We're currently overpopulated with people that have the same mindset as you.
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>>703951478
Worship the thought of getting a 16 year old pregnant - Rio Grande Valley
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>>703955949
I have lived here my entire life. I'm not gonna get pushed out by a bunch of migrant Californians so they can build Los Angeles 2
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>>703956162
looking for a job there right now
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>>703955893

Salt-lick....meh, they're ok. I only ever eat them at the airport. Real BBQ comes from rural roadside shacks.
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move to El Paso, TX, they have great burritos and orange juice ice pops
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>>703956262

Then you are dumb, plenty of good places to live once you cash out. Texas has very little to offer even compared to some of the other southern states, let alone a nice coastal one.

Like most people who have lived here and nowhere else, they have no idea how bad this place sucks.
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>>703956310
What part? I am in McAllen.
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Didn't bother reading replies after looking at the first 10 or so.

Houston, born and bred. We got a huge mix here, bru. SE is niggertown, but getting eaten up by Chinatown. SW is chill Hispanics, good folk. NE and NW is a decent mix of middle class, mainly white. There's random neighborhoods hidden around here that have multimillion dollar houses though. Kinda weird to stumble into one.

Around here, we take care of our own. In general. Everyone hates everyone though. It'll make sense once you're here.

Housing is dirt cheap, jobs are strong, food is acceptable price.

I could go into detail on anything if you want. I'm the only level headed person in here, apparently.
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>>703956518

Not OP but I've thought about moving to either El Paso or Albuquerque but I've heard both are basically military cities
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>>703947040
I've been to NYC. It sucked ass. Fucking trash EVERYWHERE, homeless/crazy people everywhere, shitty a/c.
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>>703956656
I think you got your SE and SW mixed up. SW is niggertown getting eaten up by friendly chinks and SE is like gulfgate and shit with mexicans, other than that, 100% accurate.
Protip: mexican ghettos are 5x safer than nigger ghettos, would avoid at all cost.
>tfw used to drive through the third ward often from UH to the shepherd / 59 area
convenient but fuck.
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It's also really fucking flat here so floods happen like 24/7.
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>>703956635
any job where i can get 100k to write java or .net
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>>703956262
>is as worried about illegal citezens as he is californians.
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>>703956842
Yeah, you're right. Got that part mixed up. My bad.

Also, straight up about those Mexicans. Much respect. I grew up in niggertown cause poormom and those Mexicans got my back since day one, all because I showed respect and didn't spout any of that race shit like the niggers did.

Chollos never should have gotten pushed out.
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>>703957034

TBF, Californians are terrible
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>>703956656

>tries to justify houston

Yeah, I remember taking a shower, walking a mile to Kroger, then coming home and wiping off my face and the towel being black. The cops get busted for drunk driving and beating bums, floods all the time, it flooded twice when I was there, only 2 years down there, fuck that place. People I knew getting robbed and their cars stolen all the time, that place is niggerville USA. So many fucking fat shits there. The only people who try to justify that craphole are people who were born there and viets cause it is just as hot, humid and dirty as home.
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Real Texan here.
>Great Gun Laws
>Hot Women
>Austin
>9th biggest economy in the world
>not many libcucks
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>>703947040
It's pretty nice if you live in a suburb in or around Austin, or downtown anywhere except Austin. Austin is libtard central HQ, buy other than that it's nice. However, once you get out into rural areas you get redneck scum who have been inbreeding since before their families immigrated from England in the 1600's.
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>>703954132
If you hate weather and humidity, live up here in Amarillo.
We barely count as Texas since we are in the panhandle, and we are closer to like 3 other state capitals than our own.
It's great if you don't ever want to see rain again, love having nothing to do, and yet never really plan on moving ever again.
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Texfag here. Things to know:

-Highschool football coaches make more than college Deans.
-Surprisingly diverse amount of food, not just BBQ. (But the BBQ is amazing).
-Everyone "loves" Austin. You can't just like it or have a good time there. You have to be out of your mind excited even if you just sat in traffic.
-Even though you're required to love Austin and all it stands for, you are also required to fucking hate liberalism.
-Christians rule this land, act accordingly or you will never accomplish anything.
-Faggots in huge $100k diesel trucks they bought with their daddy's oil money will act like tough shit. Just don't budge. One more accident and daddy writes them out of the trust, it's all a show.
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>>703957129
Slow down there, partner.
Never said it was the best place. If I were rich I'd be in either Florida or California.

But, personally, I've had my fair share of run ins with the cops. They're not all bad. They also help out in more ways than one.

>tfw repeated breakins in niggertown, cop told me to hide in a tree and shoot trespassers, told me what to say to get out of it.
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>>703957139
Pretty much this right here

Cheap cost of living when not in the bigger cities
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>>703950174
Austin is faggot central. I'm glad you're scared of San Antonio. Get the fuck out.
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>>703957477
Amarillo here too
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>>703957477

Those aren't good options either, Texas has very few places worth a damn, let alone even kinda reasonable, it is just cheap.

>>703957536

Florida and California, at least the major parts, are also shitty, you should try some of the nicer parts of the country.
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>>703957139
90% this.

Never understood the appeal of Austin.
I want to drink and smoke around real people and have real conversations.
Not be surrounded by 18 year olds who think they're gods gift.
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>>703957034

>illegal citizens

>illegal
>citizen
choose one
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>>703949309
That roof ain't gonna shingle itself. Back to work, Pablo.
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>>703957711
Everyone's entitled to their opinions, bro. Visited family in those parts and I wasn't disappointed in the least.

Granted they lived on the ocean, and back home we have to drive 2-6 hours to see shit water.
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Just move to RGV. Shitty climate most of the year but it's usually a pretty quiet place.
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Dont bring your yankee ass down here
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>>703957890

Visiting is different than living there. Parts of cali aren't bad, same with florida, but the major parts are shit. Texas on the other hand is pretty much all shit, no real water, gulf is disgusting, hot, humid, dirty, no real outdoors, seafood from the gulf sucks balls, the lakes that are here are a joke, nothing but fucking shopping. White people shouldn't live here.
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>>703957752
Agree 100%
UT is a fuckin joke, and those shit sipping college students think they know everything
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>>703958168
Corpus Christi ain't so bad, but Galveston is fuckin nasty as fuck for a beach
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>>703958341
yea the beach in corpus is better but the fucking people. Just hundreds of meth head dregs who look like theyve been in the sun too long, god damn.
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>>703957854
>acts like an idiot to prove a point
pat yourself on the back.
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>>703952090
Aye I remember hearing about this in Fort Worth
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>>703958168
I'm curious why you hate it so much. Same guy you replied to.

We have EVERYTHING that is outdoors. Don't know what seafood you're eating, but I like it. Our lakes are small, but still more than enough room for a few hundred people. I love catching big yellow cats.
I'm disappointed in the shopping, personally. But I'm also riding a mortgage among other things, so I don't have the money to do it anyways.

As for Florida, I was in the Keys. Gorgeous.
California, don't remember where I went. Was on the coast though, middle of the state.

Denver was nice too, now that I think about it. Commuting seemed so far though.
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>>703958455
Sounds a lot like California beaches
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Con: If you're a hunter, there's little public land for hunting available. Be prepared to pay out the nose for hunting leases.

But javelina (little wild pig things) and full sized wild boars are everywhere and there's no license required for them and they are awesome smoked, so there you go.

Also, fucking Mexicans are everywhere.
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>>703958455
So don't look at them?
I enjoy myself down there.
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>>703950174
fuck off

Austin is Moscow on the Colorado

San Antonio is full of spics who drive like shit
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Leave your stupid NYC attitude there. If you can do that, you'll be fine here.

Left NY two and half years ago, best thing I could have ever done. The northeast is dying and has no hope. Texas and the south are the future of the US, so get here while you can.

But if you're going to be an obnoxious NY asshole and bring your liberal bullshit with you, fuck off and stay in NYC.
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>>703958341
Jesus, Corpus is an absolute shithole . What are you talking about?
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>>703958455
>Just hundreds of meth head dregs who look like theyve been in the sun too long

added to my bucket list!
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>>703958555

Did it happened in ft worth too? James Byrd was the victim in Vidor, could be the same case
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>>703947040
low tax, cheap homes
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>>703958555
dick licker that happened in Jasper

not Fort Worth

Fort Worth is FULL of great looking TCU hotties
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>>703958616

Really? You have real mountains, trees and can go outside? I get the feeling you haven't seen real mountains, lakes or had real seafood. Literally no one but people who have only lived here claims any of these things are good. Gulf shrimp are the worst garbage I have ever tasted, catfish are bottom feeding crap that get fried to cover up how terrible they are.

Hell, run up to the Ozarks for a quick glance at real outdoors and scenery and that isn't even the most impressive in the country. This state has shit for outdoors, it is awful, the trees are a joke, everything is dead most of the time, the lakes are just sad, the gulf is gross. I have been all over this stupid state, it sucks. It is a hell no white person should live in and when I can cash out of my house for a good profit, I am gone.
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>>703958894
Didn't say the city itself is nice, but I had a good time on the beach and south Padre island
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>>703947040
>NYC?

Dude Texas sucks

You should move to OK city for sure, its much better than Texas
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>>703952187
he speaks the truth
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>>703947040
Texas is pretty fucking massive, dude. Like >>703948034 said, it's so big that the culture is going to differ pretty broadly depending on where you go. A NYC guy might like Dallas. Depends on what you're looking for, really. Just get ready for shit/no public transportation, a fuckload of driving, being in a Red State, and being in the Bible belt.

I love Texas. I'm Texan born and don't particularly feel the need to move. It's a great state, but I also recognize its downfalls and why outsiders might hate it here. As much as there is to love, there's plenty to hate. It's like living in a harsh environment. It IS a harsh environment. The summers will fucking kill you, winter is short and weak, there's mosquitoes out the ass, an overabundance of fucking beaners, religious evangelism everywhere, and the Republican party is basically a cult which nobody dares question except in Austin, which is pretty blue.

But we also have Tex-mex, BBQ of the Gods, the goddamned Hill Country, plenty of guns, and a ton of variety of places to live thanks to the size of the state and differences between city cultures.

Take a bigass roadtrip before you up and move.
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>>703948911
Please tell me you're not one of those people who lived in a high tax state only to move to a low tax state and elect politicians to raise taxes.
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>>703958538

What sort of libtard globalist fuck are you? You seem to think that borders and laws are imaginary constructs. Aww...you special little snowflake, I can't wait for Tyrone and Javier to rape and murder you.
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I loved to Texas from New York, but I'm from around Buffalo. I don't have that fucking obnoxious accent NYC people have. I still catch shit for mine all the time.

Here's the pros -

Gun laws. I like guns. I like carrying them, open or concealed. And black rifles.

Food - Mexican food, Barbecue, and everything in between. There is good pizza to be had here, but not NYC pizza. If you like diverse food, we have it. I live in NWTX around Amarillo, and the restaurants are pretty diverse here. I was in heaven visiting Dallas.

Music - we have metal, rap, and country locally grown. If music is your scene Austin might be for you.

Hunting, fishing, all sorts of outdoors...racing even. Plenty to do and see. Lots of wild hogs to hunt.

The weather depends on where you're at. My area is hot, dry, and windy, and we get snow sometimes.

Jobs. Lots of jobs.

I don't know about hot women dropping their panties because you can't pronounce the letter R properly, but there are lots of beautiful women here. I found that I love Mexican girls...and I married one.

People are different here. More polite, more neighborly...still drive like assholes.

Now...if you're a limp-wristed, lisping, prius-driving faggot ass liberal that wants to ban guns and change Texas into the same old bullshit you left back home in NYC...then fuck off.

If you're into what the state has to offer and can assimilate and enjoy...then I'd say welcome.

Native Texans might still tell you to fuck off. Once in a while they still tell me to take my yankee ass the fuck back to where I came from...and...and I wear boots, drive a lifted truck, and own a shitload of guns.
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>>703959522

>dallas
>red
>bible belt

HAHAHA, this place is all rich people, shopping and fake church goers that go out of some fake obligation and social club. We stuff all the garbage down in the southern parts and ignore them. If you meet a native texan, it is rare here.
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>>703960024
I was mostly not talking about Dallas. I actually don't like Dallas. Don't care for Austin much either. I live in College Station, grew up in fucking Waller/Hempstead. Love Houston yet hate Mexicans. It's very love/hate.
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>>703959747
>doesn't have the intellect to have a conversation

>reverts to what 4chan taught him

i'm going to bed.
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Amarillo here - I left out the cons, because I haven't really thought of any. Maybe the weather, if you don't like it. I hate dealing with snow. There's not a lot of public land for hunting. That's about it. I have never regretted coming to Texas. Best decision I ever made.
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>>703960320

How can people claim to love Houston? What specifically do you like about it? I feel like you can have Houston humidity, dirtiness, crime and obesity in a lot of places with a lot more perks.
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>>703960524
But we don't get snow that often so it's not too bad
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True. It's been mild and I really hope it stays that way.
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>>703960713
Food was best, museums were great, Jones Hall was great. Doesn't have Austin's blue tinge or Dallas' ass stick. I just think of Dallas as BLACKED city and Austin as faggot land, although I don't mind visiting Austin.

Houston is full of crime and Mexicans, yet I always enjoy myself there.
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>>703960713

I lived in midtown, loved it there
Had to move for a job, now o wanna move back
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>>703960482

>incapable of making any meaningful statement or positing any clear position


You should go to bed, you're black boyfriend needs his balls sucked
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>>703960979

They have good food and museums in DFW and you can get that same shit in any major city, very cookie cutter.

>>703961092

As asked to the other guy, what specifically? If you just spit the same stupid bullshit above, the answer is simple, same shit in any major city.
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>>703949943
Fucking shithole meth town that the coons are slowly taking over used to be a great place 20 years ago
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>>703960713
>I feel like you can have Houston humidity, dirtiness, crime

West Houston is pretty good. I'm a native, though I spend many years living in different places, Atlanta, NYC and NJ, Boston, other parts of New England, etc. But came back.

Houston is prosperous place where things are happening. It's not some has-been place whose best days are behind it, like most of the north east.
I like how sensibly the city is laid out. I think the lack of zoning is great, and that we don't just have one downtown, but 3+ city centers.
I like the attitudes of most people, and there is great food to eat everywhere. I almost starved in NJ, food everywhere was such shit.
If you can afford to live in the nicer parts of Houston, it's great. And it doesn't take that much money to do that... certainly not as much as to live in the "nice area" of most other cities.
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>>703948034
This. Texas is indeed fucking gigantic.

And honestly, no. People are flocking here from all over and when they do get here, they bitch about how overpopulated it is and then try to change our culture to the one they just left so they'll feel more at home. And then they bitch about the natives who are telling them to go fuck themselves for destroying our home.
>born in Houston
>raised in Austin
I can't go home now, there's no home to go back to. Austin is nothing like what it used to be, I mean UNRECOGNIZABLE now.
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>>703951114
H-E-B FTW!!!!
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>>703961544
>They have good food and museums in DFW

Nah, other major cities tend to fuck up Tex-Mex pretty bad. I couldn't find anything in Austin that wasn't bland as shit. Dallas has a long history of trying its best to be as unlike Texas as possible, so, it's shit. It was shit when I was there as well.
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>>703949204
Do not move to Austin, you fucking assholes. Out of towners are ruining this fucking city, and telling all their friends to come along for the fucking ride.
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>>703950174
>>703947040
Dear OP, pls stay away from Austin.

We have enough fags here as is. Being a native Texan, sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in the Reconquista of our own capital.
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>>703961544
>As asked to the other guy, what specifically? If you just spit the same stupid bullshit above, the answer is simple, same shit in any major city

Well with midtown, it has a pretty active nightlife, close to universities & corporation HQs, near downtown, memorial park(Houston's giant park), you can walk in the area, if you have a hobby, you'll find people who do it there
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>San Antonio is Mexico
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>>703959057
>Jasper
>Not even close to Vidor

whew lad. they might as well change their names to "jidor" or "vasper". they're both fucking identical.

My extended family's from Vidor, but they all lie and say "Beaumont" because people automatically assume they're racists.
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Like Sean Hannity said, " If you're a New York or California liberal, stay in the state you're in. Don't go screw up Texas like you did to your own state "
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>>703947040
It's filled with inbred sister fuckers who think the earth is 6000 years old,who think disputes still should be settled with a gunfight and for the most part is ugly as hell. Other than that, I guess it's ok.
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>>703961544
>They have good food and museums in DFW

Dallas and Houston both have wealthy people, but I feel like the wealthy people in Dallas are way more snobby, whereas the wealthy people in Houston are much nicer and down to earth.

In general the average person in Houston is nicer than Dallas.

I will say that in the last 20 years or so, so many people have been moving to Houston, that it's diluted a good deal of the friendliness. Used to be in the 90s, people would let you in to their lane on the road or freeway, and you'd wave to them to thank them, and they'd wave back. You don't see too much of that anymore. I bet over a million people have moved here in the last 20 years, and from a lot of nasty places like California and the NE, and it's changed things somewhat.
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>>703962003

Tex mex is ok, but hardly worth the lack of other good food. It is mostly just slop that is simple, but tastes pretty good. If I want real italian, fucked, real pizza, fucked, real french, extremely tough, there is like 2 fucking german restaurants in a place settled by shittons of germans. Dallas has fucktons of restaurants and plenty of them are seriously good, but I can eat that well in major cities as well, just have to live without fucking tacos and burritos, which isn't a huge deal as they aren't impressive, it is like having a hard on for chinese buffets.

>>703962257

Same shit could be said of Miami for example and then you have nice water, those things aren't special or exclusive to houston.
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>>703962145
>Austin
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Pro- Texas
Con- Texas
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Depends on where you move to.

Houston - if you are cheap
Dallas - if you like black people
Austin - if you are wealthy (rent here is like 1k for a one bedroom) and like shit to be crowded as fuck.
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>>703962684
>used to be people would let you into their lane
>nowadays they try to kill you instead
ftfy. Houston drivers are fucking homicidal maniacs, and the traffic has only gotten worse since I was a kid. Used to take us 3 hours to get there, 1 to get through traffic, and 1 to get to Corpus. Few years back, it took us 3 hours to get there, 3 hours to get through traffic, and by the time we got past downtown we just said fuck it and went to Port Aransas instead. When I moved out of state a few years back, I drove the long way AROUND Houston to avoid those gd drivers.

Funny though, if y'all ever go into other states they accuse Texan drivers of being the most aggressive on the road. I got a kick out of it.
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>>703962777
>Same shit could be said of Miami for example and then you have nice water, those things aren't special or exclusive to houston.

Well combined that with the lower COL & available jobs in the city, I'd prefer it over living near the beach with no job
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dont get me started on rent prices.
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>>703963296
>Dallas - if you like black people

Is Dallas really that black? I thought Houston was darker
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>>703963312
>Galveston*
always mix em up.
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>>703962684

Southern people in general are fake nice, they put on a smile and will talk behind your back. I have been here for 23 years, so I have been around it for a while. Houston is filled with more oil hicks vs professionals in dallas, so you get more of that folksy fake niceness. The driving shit comes with traffic, that is just reality no matter where you go. Meanwhile, NE people are generally untrusting and not chatty with strangers, but once you get to know them they will generally give you the shirt off their back. Hell, I can barely go out to eat when I go back to Rochester cause everyone wants to feed you.

Any place that ends up a melting pot will be weird. Plenty of the people I met that were houston natives were pricks and plenty of stuck up fucks in the woodlands and so on. Southern hospitality is a fucking meme.
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>>703962777
If I wanted non-Texan shit, I would just take a trip out of Texas. If I can't get a good taco in a city, it's shit. You'd be shocked at how easy it is to fuck them up, when it should be so simple. If 4 guys in a rusty truck can make the best I've ever had, then the entire fucking city of Austin should be able to produce one worth eating.

Dallas is just like a little slice of the wannabe north. Just like Austin is pretty Texan, yet liberal as Hell. I don't know why Dallas fags take so much pride in being like the the HR of the state. They don't fit in with the culture, they're bland, uninteresting, and don't do anything particularly interesting. I mean fucking Dallas is STILL trying to make itself interesting. Even going so far as to try to make the Trinity river into its own little Goddamned river walk like San Antonio. They've got mad commerce, that's it. Other than that it could be any random city from the northern states.

>>703963312
Truth. Driving in Houston feels suicidal. That's the thing I fucking hate about trying to get there. Austin traffic is awful but it doesn't feel like Mad Max.
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>>703963411
Remember that black lives matter protest that got shot up a while back? Where something like 7 white cops died and there was this massive stand off between the shooter and the police?

That happened in Dallas. Bout a mile or two away from where Kennedy was shot, funny enough. Dallas is also the hot seat for the rap game out here, and when most rappers say "im from the south" they mean they're either from Dallas, Houston, New Orleans, or Atlanta.
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>>703963654
>tfw native houstonian used to the driving
feels good
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>>703963411
You'd think, but whenever I'm in Dallas I'm just shocked at the BLACKED. There's tons of blacks in Houston but it doesn't feel as pervasive.
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>>703959965
This, covers most of it OP
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>>703963411
Ya, and the blacks in Dallas are way more "in your face" for lack of a better term. Also more crime.

Source: been to both cities hundreds of times.
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>>703963411

Dallas is very segregated. I haven't spent much time in Houston, and there's lots of Dallas where you don't deal with many niggers but there are large portions where you may as well be in Atlanta or Africa
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>>703954199
In Texas We Capitalize Every First Character Of Every Word Because We Like To Seem As Though We What?
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Anywhere but Austin metro. It's full, and you goddamn hipsters ruined it! Traffic is bad enough as it is and I don't even have to hit I-35 to go to work.... Bastrop-fag here.
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>>703957752
protip: dont be a condescending pretentious cunt
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>>703963826
It's not so bad once I'm actually in it, just normal city traffic. But the giant fucking freeways leading in scare the shit out of me. I don't have this issue getting into Austin. My cousin came to pick me up once and saw a black man strip naked and walk across the road, going in between cars doing god knows what.
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>>703962145
Native Texan.

What tribe are you from.
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>>703963978
Haha you inbred basdrop fag (round rock here)
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>>703963940
>Dallas is very segregated

Well Houston is as well, whites on the west, blacks & Mexicans on the east, Asians in bellaire
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>>703963554
>Southern people in general are fake nice, they put on a smile and will talk behind your back. I have been here for 23 years, so I have been around it for a while.

Maybe in Atlanta? I don't see that here though, and I've been in Houston for 30 years.
I've known people from NYC who come down here, and assume everyone here is being "fake nice" and just trying to stab them in the back, but that's just because they are jaded af.

>Meanwhile, NE people are generally untrusting and not chatty with strangers, but once you get to know them they will generally give you the shirt off their back.

I spent a few a few years living in NJ, Boston, NYC, and NH, and the attitude there is pretty poor. In NJ especially, everyone is cynical af and the general attitude to everyone is a go fuck yourself, even to people you know.

I spent a few weeks in Rochester once, hanging out with the deaf at RIT. It wasn't too bad. Some of those deafies were pretty friendly.
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>>703963554
Oh jesus if only you knew how wrong you were. I've never experienced more culture shock than I did when I moved to FL and saw how shittily people treat each other in other states. Texans are renowned for taking care of each other and helping strangers out. It's not a meme, it's something I wish I still had but can't afford to go back to.
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>>703963328

Cost of living is fairly similar unless you live in the middle of nowhere, then I doubt you have a professional job.

>>703963654

>If I wanted non-Texan shit

I wouldn't be shocked, cause as I said it is hard to get texmex elsewhere, but who gives a shit? It is pretty much just slop, not that I don't like it here and there, but it isn't the best thing in the world. It is like getting worked up about bad chinese buffets or shitty fast food.

Dallas blows, it is just less humid and dirty than Houston and doesn't flood every year. It is nothing like northern states, cause it is a flat, concrete wasteland, like most of texas. Austin is only slightly better, calling it hill country seems like someone's sick joke.

If you like dead trees, houses stuffed 3 feet from each other, constant heat and long drives, I guess texas is good, otherwise, nothing going for it other places don't already do better.
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>>703947040
STAY OUTTA MY COUNTRY CARPET BAGGIN YANKEE
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>>703963913
>>703963935

Going to south dallas? Everyone knows you stay the fuck out of there.
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>>703949951
Vidor. Lumberton as well.
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>>703964305
Mexicans are always on the east side of every city, that's not segregation. Thats just anomalous.
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>>703964401
>thinking metropolitan Austin is the Hill Country
>not knowing what good Tex-Mex is

Are you sure you're Texan?
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>>703964226
Anasazi, faggot.
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>>703963826

I've driven in NYC, Houston doesn't seem that bad.

Can confirm that people coming from the hick towns do get scared at our freeway ramps that are 100ft up in the sky.
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>>703964586
in San Antonio the niggers are on the east side, wetbacks are on the south and west sides....well, and everywhere else.
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>>703948404
/thread
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>>703963940
All I know is im surprised when i see niggers walking around without shirts on. I cant stay outside more than 2min without having a heat stroke, much less with black skin. Must be used to it i guess.
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>>703960239
Raid thread history happening!!!
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>good tex-mex
Haven't had that shit in years. Jardin Corona off Anderson Mill and 183, I'll never forget your delicious burrito ultiimos. Also, did La Feria REALLY close down or was that just a rumor? And what of El Mercado?!
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>>703964498

The amazing thing about Vidor, is when you go to a McDonalds, Burger King, or Whataburger... everyone working there is white. Every last person.
In other texas cities, the staff will be 90% hispanic, 10% black. You will almost never see a white person.
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>>703964959

They're more like cattle. Weather extremes don't tend to affect animals so much.
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>>703962063
Wahhhhh i live in a popular town where people want to move to.
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>>703964356

Been to Atlanta, but no, it is definitely Texas. You probably don't see it cause you think it is normal. All these people do is talk shit about each other behind their backs while pretending to be nice to their faces, so passive aggressive. Happened in Houston, happens here in Dallas as well.

Most of the big cities are meh, cause they are melting pots like any other big city, so you get a lot of fucktards. Classic NE people are generally quite nice.

>>703964368

That's cause everyone in FL is going there from other places cause they failed where they were from, so it is all druggies, douchebags and jews. Using FL as an example of anything decent is a mistake. Literally anywhere you go people help strangers in smaller towns and plenty of cases of people helping each other all over, that isn't a Texas thing, I can always tell people who haven't really lived in normal places outside of Texas, they seem to have some weird conception that Texas is some special place where magic happens, ignoring all the horrible shit that happens here.
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>>703964785
I took a cab in NYC once. It was fucking awful. Y'all are fucking crazy, passing within literal inches of each other. That entire city is just people stacked on top of each other like cockroaches, walking around hating everything about their lives. The tension and stress is so thick in the air, you can almost taste it. Y'all need some yoga or something, goddamn. At least we're nice to each other.
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>>703965058
HAHAHAHA dude their fucking whole staff are like mexicans fresh from mexico
I swear they have a tunnel from jadin corona to mexico
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>>703964614

They call it hill country, I only went there for a bit, wasn't much better than anywhere else in this state. I spent most of my life living in North Dallas.
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>>703965210
>Wahhhh i moved to a popular town for the music festivals and now shit all over the natives when they mourn the changes I made

Probably from California too. Fucking disgusting. You think I'm bitching, go the fuck home then. I'm not saying anything new here. We're all saying the same thing, for the last 5+ years. Get the fuck out.
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>>703949204
I fucking kek'd so damn hard
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Fwhat I learned from this thread, Texas likes dragging black people behind their old Ford pickup
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>>703965303
HA, i know. They used to fuck up my order ALL the time because they could barely speak English. I think its a family owned place, I mean it has to be. You tell them, one burrito with no jalapenos and the other with, and they just take jalapenos off both altogether. Jesus I miss that place so much.
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>>703947040
Stay in NYC. You'll probably just end up bringing your nyc faggotry down to Texas and fucking up a good state, then thirty years from now your faggot son will have to move to another state to escape and continue the cycle.
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>>703964401
>Cost of living is fairly similar unless you live in the middle of nowhere, then I doubt you have a professional job.

Houston is a bit cheaper, & in Miami you have to pay up to not live near the cubans
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>>703965732
Fuck I love Texas threads. We all hate on commiefornians and tell Austinites to fuck off.
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>>703965584
that's redneck territory

In the city you're still going to be killed by a mexican or a black
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>>703962063
>implying it isn't already ruined
we need Emperor Perry now more than ever
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>>703965903

Still hoping for Texit
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>>703965790

And houston you have to pay not to live in a shithole, still a humid, dirty craphole even in the best spots, what's the difference? Cubans, mexicans, same bullshit.
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>>703964614
>Thinking being from Austin qualifies you as Texan
Mate, it's practically San Francisco 2.0 with extra Mexicans
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>>703965865
So, representing Texas' white trash

good for you!
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>>703965269
And people who move TO Texas from any other place act like the natives are fucking crazy for missing the home you ruined by coming here. Southern hospitality exists, because we all grew up in it and you're the only one here claiming that it doesn't because you ran into a southern belle in Lufkin who talked shit about you at the country club or some stupid shit. The only people who bitch about others talking behind their back, are the drama queens who actually DO talk about other people behind their backs. Or teenagers.
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>>703965865
Amen brother, blessings of Davy Crockett (pbuh) upon you.
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>>703965641
Haha this one time cops came in to eat, and like the whole fucking kitchen was hiding, but obviously hiding and the cops were like WTF we are here to eat not deport hahaha.

Speaking of cops, you also can't beat the Austin weed.
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>>703947040
cheaper, cooler(temp), and better hookers that don't overcharge like you're fucking beyonce.
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>>703965903

>implying anyone who lives here actually liked Perry and his scummy bullshit

Only the rest of the country and uneducated hicks liked Perry, he was a scumbag who sold off our public roads after funding them with our fucking money, then charge us to drive on them.
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>>703966039

I can live in a decent apartment for $1k, I doubt that can get me a decent apartment in Miami
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>>703966007
>>703965903
Shit, you and me both.
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I've lived a pretty nomadic life.
Born in the midwest
2 years in Cali
2 years on the east coast
1 year in Mexico
6 months in South America
8 months in APAC / Middle East

Texas is by far my favorite place. Like all places it has its drawbacks - The heat and evangelicals. The economy and cost of living are the shit. There will be no place in Texas to match the weather in NYC. While we do have winter here, we call it "February". The rest of the year is summer, except July and August which is THE INFERNO.

It's simple, if you're a white collar yank, go to Dallas.
If you're a blue collar yank, go to Houston.
If you're a welfare junkie, go to Austin.

There is no public transportation in Texas. There's the bus if you want to get stabbed and raped or vice versa, but it's nothing like NYC. Everything here is at least 30 minutes from where you're at.

We don't want to hear about how fucking great your pizza, or subways, or shopping in NYC is. Shut the fuck up, we live in Texas and we don't give a shit about that stuff, otherwise we'd move there.

This echos a lot of the earlier good feedback, but felt compelled to contribute.
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penis
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>>703954666
>our dollar is stronger
Kek
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>>703947040
>>703960239
>>703963306
>>703964222
Raid thread. It's happening!!!
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>>703965485
Austin is near the hill country. The actual hill country is up around Fredricksburg and Marble Falls. Because it's nothing but fucking hills. North Austin has a little hilly-ness. But going into Marble Falls is just a hillstravaganza.

Too bad they're ruining it with over development. All the beautiful hills and cliffs are getting shit built on them to sell to rich old people. Really ruins the view.

>>703966045
I'm aware of this. I didn't grow up in Austin.
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>>703966120
Fuck off liberal faggot.
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>>703966045
Yeah, NOW it is. Thanks California.
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>>703966216
HAHAHA oh god thats priceless! And shit though, you guys would not believe how many Texans I see up here in Colorado. But you guys GOTTA try the shit up here, good god almighty. It'll blow your fucking minds.
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>>703966131

You grew up with it when you knew everyone, which is how small town friendliness is. Literally anywhere where people all know each other or are close is like that.

People constantly talk shit about one another from blue collar to white collar, from their teens to their fucking 60s, it is obnoxious and they don't have the balls to do it to their face. Least if someone up north didn't like you, you knew really quick.
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>>703966045
>Mate, it's practically San Francisco 2.0 with extra Mexicans

In order most liberal shithole, where does it rank between SF, Seattle, Portland, & austin
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Live 30min from SA, and 45 min from Austin. Its nice being in a small town and the feel of the country side, but near urban areas for weekend visits. Gonna suck when Austin implodes and SA explodes in the next 20 years tho. Mexicans hipsters everywhere.
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>>703966225
>Perry
>Cruz
triggered. good god, triggered.
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>>703966250

Just like Houston, depends where you live. Dallas is the same way.
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>>703966494
Ya my friend is a dealer and all his shit comes from there, and he says that every dealer here that's where they get their shit.

Idk man, id rather have medium weed and Tex Mex than great weed and no Tex mex haha
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>>703966045
Austin and every other major city, the rest of Texas is jesus loving rednecks
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>>703966315
What I find especially ironic is the "Keep Austin Wierd" army... the unwashed anti-capitalist masses who plaster that slogan on bumper stickers, t-shirts, coffee mugs and everything else and completely fail to see the irony...
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>>703966507
HA, you've never met a Southern woman before have you? If they're pissed, guarandamntee you know it real fuckin quick.
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>>703947040
>Any suggestions
Yeah don't move there.

Like everyone said already it's a ginormous shithole. I lived there for about 7 years and hated every minute of it. To say it was overrated is an understatement.
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>>703966131
>southern belle
>Lufkin

Heh!
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>>703966738
Hey! I'm an atheist who loves Jesus and I resent your insensitive remark!
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>>703966706
>no tex-mex
I dont wanna talk about it :(
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>>703966909
I don't believe in Jesus, but He told me you're going to Hell
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>>703966745
Shiiiit, when I was a kid it didn't used to be such a.."meme" I guess? It was more like a kitschy phrase we'd see on bumper stickers. They made this entire market out of that concept and it probably led to the mass migration, to be honest.
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>>703966922
Chuy's, Torchies, mmmmmm..... need I say more? haha sorry dude, this is fucking cruel I know.
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>>703966812

You mean the hicks? They are all over the south, but they will still talk shit behind your back unless they are complete white trash, then it is just like niggers. I don't deal with them cause I work a professional job and live in a rich suburb, but you still get the occasional native texan then they have to constantly tell you about the pissing match they have with another person they pretend to like to their face rather than just telling them to fuck off and moving on like an adult.
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>>703966271
You can buy more with a dollar in Texas than you can in New York or Cali
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>>703967228
TORCHIES NOOOOO
God damnit man, have some sympathy.
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>>703966603

New Braunfels or San Marcos?

>Small town

That's pretty much the burbs but with a rustic flare.

(buddy lives off 306 about halfway between the Horseshoe and the freeway)
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>>703966315
Hate to break it to ya but Austin has always sucked, it was never good in the first place. It's the cringiest town I've ever been to. The tryhard capital of U.S.
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>>703967250
...so you only interface with rich snobs, shit all over the natives of the state you moved to voluntarily, then wonder why those natives talk shit about you behind your back..
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>>703965903
Fuck that corrupt cocksucker. I still think he had part in burning down the governors mansion to get it rebuilt. Tell me why 8 years later there are still no leads.... That and his cronyism and toll road profiteering.
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>>703967478
>been too

What the fuck would you know about it? You're not even from here.
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Why would your friend want to move to what is culturally a third world culture of really ignorant and superstitious people. He must not have very high aspirations.
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>>703967609
>TOLL ROADS
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>>703967383
Oh ya and Texas grows all the fucking beef, so every kind of burger here is fresh as fuck (i'm looking at you, Mighty Fine)
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>>703966582
Austin would still be the least liberal on that list, because it's still in Texas
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>>703967623
I know you retards like to blame Californians for your shitty state but it has always been a shithole. Fuck texas
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>>703967990
but it isn't shit.
Just Austin.
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>>703966582
My sister moved to Portland for a few years. Way I hear it, the ranks go SF, Portland and Austin tied for 2nd, and Seattle. At least Seattles had time to reign in their hipster shit. They're getting better.
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>>703967990
That's just rednecks bitching about all the transplants that fled California's high costs, making Texas' cities even more liberal
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>>703968068
Where do you live redneck?
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>>703967990
We blame californians for doing exactly what you're doing right here. You came here. We didn't ask you to. If its such a "shithole", then fucking leave. Either you moved here and you like it, or you dont like it here and leave. You cannot sit here and expect the natives to not get pissed at you for bitching about the state YOU ruined. If its a shitty state, its your goddamn fault.
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>>703968353
where you think, dipshit?
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>>703968403
>the natives

lol
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>>703967551

Currently, but I lived elsewhere in my years, only lived here for 5 years. Went to a wonderful ghetto high school full of mexicans and blacks. The shit talking is usually between other natives about other natives, have multiple of them that do it at work, all texas born and raised from varying income levels, you seem to not be able to read very well as I never said they do it to me, nor do I care. When I dislike someone, I make it clear and just don't have a personal relationship with them in any way. These people will pretend to be friends with one another, then talk shit about each other behind one another's backs.

The funny part is the actual cool texan i knew was rich and not a snob at all. Other rich guy I knew was from Atlanta and grew up on a farm, also not a snob. Most rich people I know are pretty fucking cool actually, it is the stupid blue collar and mild level pros from this state that are generally cocksuckers with a chip on their shoulder. I was blue collar for a while, I can weld, did machining, was a mechanic, so many fucking dickheads in those fields here I swear. They all had this fucking chip on their shoulder about anyone who didn't do what they did. Most of my family was blue collar and I come from farmers, but northern people aren't so ridiculous about it.
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>>703968514
based on that pic?

you're a white suburban kid in houston who dreams of getting an apartment in montrose
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>>703968403

>literally make policies and tax breaks to lure out of state people here
>complain when they come

Are you fucking stupid?
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>>703968268
And even more expensive. Its actually cheaper to stay in CA than it is to live in Austin now, thats how bad this city got the last few years. Out in San Fran, youd pay something like $1500, and in downtown Austin near soco you pay something like $1200 if you're lucky. You spent what you'd save on rent, on the move down here.
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>>703968268

Actually, I think a lot of the Californians who moved out to central Texas were the more conservative ones. That's why places like Comal county went deep red (like ~70% the last I checked).
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>>703968741

Uh, have a buddy that works for apple and lives in the San Fran area, he pays like $3500 for a 1 bedroom apartment, not sure where you are getting those prices, but $1200 is pretty cheap for an apartment still.
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>>703968707
Those laws were enacted AFTER SXSW culture blew up. Tourism was inevitable, so the laws were passed to make the most out of a shitty situation. Which you'd know, if you were actually FROM here. Bet you think "dont mess with texas" literally means "dont fuck with us" too. Jesus kid.
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>>703968994

It isn't just austin there sunshine, Dallas is the same shit, we just lured a bunch of companies here from cali. Toyota was a major one they pulled over, of course californians are going to show up.
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>>703968741
I live outside of San Antonio and just within my block there are 3 different families from California, they all mentioned that these homes would have cost 2-3 times there, and groceries, gas, etc...that was one of the common reasons they left...Texas is cheap
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>>703968826
Bexar, Harris, Dallas, Tarrant...blue

the cities are diverse...everything else is redneck dominant
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>>703968978
In California, maybe. This is the problem. We are not Los Angeles or San Francisco. Our rent prices were cheap as fuck before everyone and their fucking mother started moving here to go to ACL. Comparing Austin TO San Fran or LA is what caused this problem in the first place. And THATS what natives are pissed about. $1200 is cheap, by CA standards. By Texan standards, natives can't afford to live in their homes anymore so they're getting pushed out to the sticks.

And then they get to hear this lovely banter of how shitty they are as human beings, and how overcrowded this state is, from the same people who moved here from out of state in the first place. I moved out of state, specifically BECAUSE I couldn't afford $1200/mo in rent.
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>>703969160
Sorry, you're talking about COMPANIES?! Seriously? This is the goddamn tech belt, Dallas and Houston have ALWAYS tried to get companies to set up shop down here. Their employees would have to move here, but those laws youre referencing are corporate tax incentives specifically designed to attract corporations. Not shitlords who just want to go to SXSW every year.
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>>703968994
lol...the tax breaks and relaxed policies had nothing to do with sxsw
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>>703969167
San Antonio is cheap*

fixed that for you. Its cheap because no one wants to live there. Its Little Mexico.
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>>703969377
I remember when a pack of cigarettes was a dollar

GOD DAMN LIBERAL CALIFORNIANS!!!!
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>>703969377

They did all those policies cause of all the bitching about getting jobs here, so they enacted policies to do that, then a bunch of failures bitch about it. You either live in a place with a booming economy and pay for it, or you live in a place with a stagnant economy and enjoy lower prices cause of the lack of demand.

Texas isn't a dreamland paradise, no one comes here cause it is actually nice, that's why they lure people here with huge handouts from local tax wallets.

>>703969654

No shit, that was my point. SXSW wasn't the reason people came here, it was the handouts.
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>>703968994

Yeah dude, Texas lawmakers decided after seeing sxsw that they should give corporations tax breaks
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>>703969660
>lol you're talking about corporate laws then which have no bearing on this conversation to begin with

we're done here, your strawman needs work. next time bring some relevant statistics. 700K lives were lost on the first day of the Civil War too, since we're bringing up irrelevant information to justify our arguments now.
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I'm in Dallas and I can't be happier. Nice girls, great schooling, all kinds of jobs, good drugs, good clientele, and good people. Other than the homeless and niggers of course.
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>>703967478
>Hate to break it to ya but Austin has always sucked, it was never good in the first place.

It's where the state government is located, any coincidence that's where all the left fags ended up?
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>>703967707

If you don't like tollroads, stay the fuck away from NJ and NYC. $16 to cross a fucking bridge?? Get the fuck out of here!
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>>703969842
And MY point is, Einstein, that people are not moving to Austin JUST to find work. They're moving here to go to the fucking music festivals. The ones who DO move here for work were inevitable, but the ones who move here for shits and giggles are the ones who drove up the rent prices and overcrowded the cities.
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210 / tx state
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>>703947040
I've lived in Texas all my life. Lived in Austin, Dallas, and now in College Station/Bryan.

It's alright here man. I've never lived anywhere else so idk what to compare it to. Weed is illegal and you can't buy booze after midnight from stores but Bars serve until 2a.m. so there's that.

It gets really hot though man, and it's a heavy wet heat not a dry heat like Arizona. Being outside is like being in a suana sometimes.

Pros: Lots of sky, rolling plains, out in west Texas some nice plateus, good star-watching places. Great parks. Very good mexican food, good sausages (because of the german/czech influence).

Cons: Weed illegal, No buying beer after midnight, no buying liqour after 9p.m., lots of religious conservatives, gets very hot, driving between major cities takes hours.

How's NYC? I want to visit really badly.
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>>703969733
that's true, we have more mexicans and less niggers, dallas and houston can keep those along with the slightly higher prices
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>>703969842
>>703969883
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, kiddo. Corporate law has nothing to do with this conversation.
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>>703970113

Yeah, makes so much more sense to move there rather than just visit once a year, that's why the influx of people from elsewhere is so big during those festivals, cause they are living there. Dallas has the same retarded influx of people and we don't have your faggy music festivals, it is the same bullshit where they lured companies here to drive the economy.
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>>703970296

Corporate law? Is this like bird law? It has everything to do with the conversation, cause that is what is bringing the jobs here, tax breaks, not fucking SXSW.
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>>703970206
>How's NYC? I want to visit really badly.

NYC is garbage. There was a time, up until the mid 90s, that it was still mostly garbage but had a lot of cool unique shit. Now you go to Manhattan, and there's a fuckin' Olive Garden, and every other chain store there is in Des Moines. What's the fucking point anymore.
When I was younger I dreamed of maybe someday living in Manhattan for a while. Now you can't pay me to go there.
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>>703970296

Isn't the conversation about why there's so out of staters are moving to Austin?

HINT HINT HINT

It's jobs & the laws that made it that way
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San Antonio: A good mix up of the whole state. Great Mexican food, nice people, the Southside is little Mexico, downtown sucks unless you're not driving and you don't wonder down the wrong street. The Alamo is cool, the river walk is okay. Floods hit once every year, taking out some major roads.
Houston: Niggers. Niggers everywhere. I work at a building where I'm literally the only white person (the pay's good, not gonna leave). Some of the nigs are decent people, but most you'll find there are insanely racist against white folks. The little towns on the outskirts are much nicer, and better kept. You'll find some amazing barbeque if you know where to look. Hurricanes and tropical storms come in like a kick in the balls, and the humidity year-round is so thick you can cut it with a knife.
Austin: If Faggots and potheads that talk about weed all the time annoy you, then don't go to Austin unless just for a visit. Walk down 6th street and you'll find almost every bar has a live band playing at some point. You'll find some of the best food Texas has to offer. If you like music, you'll like it there. There's SXSW and ACL there, which are fun, but they'll cram extreme liberal shit down your throat any chance they get. Weather is decent.
Dallas/Ft. Worth: Dallas seems like a mix of San Antonio and Austin, politically and socially. It really wants to be liberal, but wants to be okay with conservatives. I never really felt like Dallas/FTW knew what it wanted to be. It doesn't stand out much, but probably just because I haven't been there near as often as the other cities. Folks were nice. good barbeque. Weather is pretty hot. Oh, and tornados.
Laredo: Don't fucking go. Laredo is Mexico creeping into the US. Tons of illegals, no one knows how to drive, fuck loads of beggars trying to wash your car for you while you pump gas. No one really knows how to be an adult down there. I'm heading there next week and I'm dreading it. Weather is a dry heat, typically excess of 100F..
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>>703970652
> I work at a building where I'm literally the only white person
you work alone? Niggers don't work.
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>>703970652
pretty spot on
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Houston: best restaurants in Texas, cheaper housing, galleria, sports fanatics.

Dallas: dumb bleached teeth and annoying accents, shit city and people, surprising amount of strip clubs.
Austin music, hipsters, food trucks, south congress

San Antonio river walk, basically Mexico

West Texas, alot of desert and dairy queens
East Texas a lot of coon asses and dairy queens.

For my money id pick Houston. You'd feel plenty and home coming from New York if you stuck to inside the loop. Also only 2 hours from casinos in lake Charles
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>>703970652
>. I work at a building where I'm literally the only white person (the pay's good, not gonna leave

You must work in a shit job...... Or at pepsi
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>>703970331
>>703970423
>>703970581
If you don't live here, you'll never understand what the fuck I'm talking about. Jobs have always been here, corporations have always been here. Rent prices have always stayed the same because even though people move here looking for work, they're not telling their fucking friends to move here just for the festivals.

And yes, kids, I realize that theres an influx of people during SXSW every year. Trust me, I've lived through the traffic jams many times over. But THOSE people are the ones MOVING HERE to have a PLACE TO STAY when those festivals occur. And whats worse---

They flat out say that to your face. I'm not making shit up here, most transplants you'll talk to will flat out tell you that the reason they moved here was because of the music scene and the fucking festivals. So bringing up corporate law has nothing to do with this conversation, because most of the transplants aren't MOVING HERE FOR WORK. Which you'd know, if any of you had pulled your head out of your ass long enough to realize that you're talking out of your ass right now.

>hint hint hint
you arent from here and its painfully obvious.
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>>703970652

Killeen is the white version of Laredo. Just FYI.
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>>703971021
Why in the fuck are you still in Austin then? Head to northeast Texas young man!
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>>703970832
I thought they closed the Galleria a few years back?
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>>703971170
Wow, read before you shitpost.

IM NOT. I CANT AFFORD TO LIVE THERE ANYMORE, THANKS TO YOU.
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>>703970859
It's actually not bad. I'm almost guaranteed to climb the ranks the easiest so I'll fulfill my ancestors' wishes of me commanding niggers.
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>>703971183


The giant mall? No

The area outside the loop? No
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>>703971183
r u fucking high? It's the galleria. It's where all the expensive housewife whores and oil sheikhs go to blow their money on dumb shit.
And no, it's probably never going to close sadly.
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