Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
>>703945937
Reimu!! How is everything? I missed you monday.
When will i get the succ?
There are too many porn and bait posts on /b/... idk if I can handle it....
IS THIS A FART OR A SHIT HELP ASAP I NEED TO KNOW
>>703946285
Everything's fine, I was just not feeling well Monday. How are you?
Will me and my girlfriend live happily together?
Ayyy my people
General near future reading if get please and thank you.
Can I get a cookie?
-N
>>703946386
Soon. Or not, I dunno.
>>703945937
Hey senpai.
>>703946707
Um, help one.
>>703945937
Reimu OP do I have permission to fap to you?
>>703946847
Hey, were you the OP of convo thread on I think it was Sunday?
>>703946845
Reroll for get
>>703946386
Shut up Chris
>>703947007
Another
>>703946843
I guess re roll
>>703947045
One more time
>>703946928
I've gotten dragged into someone's weird denial fetish once already. No comment.
>>703946952
Nope, not me! I think you mean Monday, right? I saw a glimpse of that one but I didn't stick around.
>>703946831
Well, I'm glad you're feeling better today!!
I'm ok here! Working, Earning, ect.
Nice Sideboob, btw!
~Mantis
>>703946952
Sunday? I, uuh, I don't remember, I've been on a few talk threads lately though, anything interesting happened that could help me remember something?
>>703947184
It's not really a denial fetish. If you won't give your consent, then I won't, but I really want to
>>703947174
Hey anon, you can have these dubbs >>703947255 if you want.
~Mantis
>>703947355
The one where OP admitted in the first post about being grilll and everyone gave her shit about it
>>703947355
Also checked
>>703947495
I accept and appreciate them thanks
>>703945937
Can I get a general near future reading please?
-N
I must learn to drive, but have no available friends or family to drive with. I'm left with paying $140 for driving lessons that should only require one more lesson before a Test. Succeeding the test will attain a full car license due to circumstances.
>>703947355
Hey Nep!!
How ya doing?
Nice Dubbs, btw.
>>703947623
That's a shit situation, I'm sorry
~Fredfredburger
>>703947577
Now you can share your own GET
~Mantis
>>703947505
Oh yeah, I remember that thread, I posted there but no, I wasn't the OP, why?
>>703947573
Thanks!
>>703947730
Hey buddy, doing mostly fine, what about you?
>>703947754
It could be worse.
I could have crashed on my first lesson.
(Though, I've driven my own car prior to the lessons a good distance. I'm talking nearly 1000km and almost all in the same weekend trip.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEPBefYxfWs
>>703947577
>Three of Wands
>King of Cups (Reversed)
>Queen of Cups
Sometime in the near future you'll have to decide where to allocate your time, resources, and energy. This is a warning not to waste them on self-serving people, but to look for the ones who give as much as they take or even more.
>>703947996
You just seemed to remind me of her
~fredfredburger
What's going on down there?
>>703947996
I'm good over here!!
Eating an Italian Submarine before I go to work.
~Mantis
>>703948306
Not much, just reading textbooks while doing this, and you?
~fredfredburger
>>703948192
Why would that be?
>>703948306
Hey there Seija.
>>703948363
That looks oily, I don't think I would like it.
>>703948050
Good luck, Anon!
>jumps out of bin
meow
-meowbot
Sweet Roll reporting for something
Hello everyone
-Sweet Roll
>>703948592
Um, thanks. Won't be until next week before my next lesson, have to pay my car's rego this week.
>>703948537
Yeah, its got Olive Oil and Vinegar on it.
I like it that way. I do use lots of napkins, however.
~Mantis
>>703948537
I don't know, it might be the anime girl pictures, or the chipper attitude, but I can't specifically place one trait of yours with them
~fredfredburger
>>703948122
Thanks!
>>703947577
If any one wants these dubs, they're yours now
-N
i wanna fucking stab the guy who started badselfeater. i was hoping for a semi-decent arg but no. i get some anti abortion shit. dont get me wrong, i'm anti-abortion myself but, it kinda pissed me off ya know?
>sorry, i had to get that off of my chest.
>hows it going everyone?
~MikanBox
*Yellow! Which is apparently a cool way to say hello, but anyways, i saw an amazing video about ants colonies and such, it would be funnier to see a whole colony getting destroyed.*
How will my date Friday night go
Dubs get
>>703948122
Sorry, could I also get a fortune cookie please?
In need of some lucky numbers, been buying scratch offs lately.
>>703948947
Reroll for get
Reimu, I'm a NEET and I don't feel depressed and my room is still dirty. What are some little quality of life things I can do to make me feel better and help my mental state? Other than cleaning the room, of course. Also getting a job or going to school or going outside.
Are we getting any more pictures of Reimu like in the OP? Also fortune cookie pretty please?
-Ano~n
>>703948898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI
If this doesn't do it for you, I don't know what will
>>703948863
i'm fine
-meowbot
>>703948947
Rollin
>>703948978
Haven't you gotten a cookie almost every time you were here? It doesn't change, you know...
Nice to see you again, You may not remember me. But its Chris.
>>703948947
Damn it dubs get!
>>703948645
Hello!
~Mantis
>>703949150
please respond
>>703947361
>>703949099
Also, can I know if me and my girlfriend's relationship will last?
>>703945937
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please
And at the start we get avatar fagging! >>703946285
/b/'s moderators are fucking marvelous at what they do.
I'm 15 years old. Go ahead, do your job for once and ban someone whom is breaking the rules, faggots.
>>703949150
They've changed in the past though
It's been the same the past 2 times asking, hmm
Alright then sorry.
>>703949102
Thats good to hear. How was your day?
>>703948863
Just found out about that today on /x/.
I just think theirs to many RNG's anyway
>>70394918
Fucking got!
>>703949202
Hello to you to Mantis
You seem to be in a good mood today
-Sweet Roll
>>703949235
Knock yourself out, if you want.
>>703949181
Hi Chris, sorry to say that doesnt' ring a bell unless you're talking about Wheat Thins. Anyway, thanks for the sentiment!
>>703949037
Well, finding a new hobby would probably help. Something you haven't tried before that takes some time to learn.
>>703949091
I don't have the cookies, but I do have more of me.
>>703949091
>Ano~n has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "21".
seems you might make a friend and win a round of blackjack
>>703949297
Well if it's any better we do things here like tarot readings, advice and general fuckery.
>>703949425
rng... mean ARG
>>703949515
Well, it's payday, for one thing!
~Mantis
future plox
>>703949565
I'm happy you're okay with it. If you don't mind, keep posting those kinds of pictures
>>703948814
I only use Neptune as my avatar though.
>>703949037
It's pretty much all you can do, I mean, the most conventional with best results you can do anyway.
>>703949150
Glad you told him.
>>703949425
Hey sunpeak.
>>703949455
Got again!
It's meant to be don't deny me! Pls
I just wanna know if my new job is gonna work out. Also bonus if i can fuck the hot chick i work with
>>703949099
*That is awestonishing, but it just happens so fast, not that it would make that big of a difference if it was a bit slower since ants don't have a nervous system developed enough to make them feel pain and act accordingly, but you get the point.*
>>703948863
*Hi Box! I already sent you that message, though maybe i should've waited a bit more.*
So I decided to watch hyperdimension neptunia because I was curious. I finished it just now. Golden.
Anyway, hi everyone. How have your weeks been going?
>>703949770
That's fair, I dont remember the character the other person used, I'm sorry if I'm confusing you
~fredfredburger
>>703949809
>>703949455
...wat
>>703949565
If you would be so kind, could you post more of these photos, please?
I'll thank you in advance!
~Mantis
>>703945937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oTuopCpYnp
>>703949425
To be honest, I haven't seen too many aARGs recently.
>>703950067
Sorry aster if I didn't see the message. I'm sick so I really dont want to get on.
>I fucking love being sick
>>703949914
Dubs get plz
>>703949565
How do I get over the fear of sinking time into things? I keep worrying about putting too much time into getting really good at one thing like a fighting game or other game that I end up putting no time into practicing and just doing it casually forever.
>>703950195
And here we have more faggotry, here on my board? Nonsense!
Cease your attention whoring at once! Nobody cares about your illness. Have some decency to change your filename also, disgusting creature.
>>703949770
hello
>>703950157
looks like the frog and the scorpion tale.
>>703950195
*I'm really starting to like your voice a lot, but tell me, aren't you scared of giving it away on this site?*
>>703949914
Please donate dubs
>>703945937
Hey Reimu, looking for some fortune-telling today or some kind of good news.
Nick, if i get dubs i want to ask the tarot about my health.
>>703950393
I was on my phone in bed so I couldn't and sorry
>>703950139
Nice photo!
~Mantis
>>703950080
Play the games, they're worth it. <3
>>703950086
Don't worry silly, I don't mind at all.
>>703950393
Let him, I allow it, because he called me a nerd.
>>703950463
Ssssh don't tell anyone but he has a crush on Raymoo senpai.
>>703949565
Cheers Reimu, you adorable shrine maiden!
>>703949582
Thanks Chief, I'll make sure to let the other ODSTs know.
-Ano~n
>>703950463
Oh, well, thank you very much! But, what do you mean?
>>703950195
I hope ya get better anon, I'm not feeling too great either.
>>703950610
What?!
>>703950610
Okay, I just want to make sure
~fredfredburger
>>703950463
*And i forgot to put a picture.*
>>703950347
*No don't worry, it was just me telling you about your special day, well, you understood, i can't really say it here but you surely got it. Being sick is awesome because you can be lazy as you want without no one getting mad at you, but it really depends on what you have, if it's just fever then it's fine, but it could be way worse.*
General tarot read? Please
-dillonblunts
>>703950740
Aww...thank you, but I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you get better too!
Reading for Koi? I have an important conversation tonight that had the possibility of either working out perfectly or completely ruining the arrangements
>>703950849
Neptune told me what you said, I don't know why would you say something like that about me, I really thought we were getting along great these past two months... But whatever I now see what a piece of shit you really are
>>703950850
Henry re rollins
>>703950581
Go on your computer and change it. I don't care if you have some minor cold. I've done quite a bit with a fever, you can get off your sorry ass and change a filename.
You're not sorry.
>>703950610
Stating facts does not excuse attention whoring.
Will things work out with my girlfriend and I?
>>703950850
One more
>>703951123
ONE MORE SLUG!
Reimu, what do you think about Kek and meme magic? Do you believe in it? And if so, what do you really think it is?
>>703951191
Thanks
Also dubs get
>>703950849
I may have strep, but I'm going to the doctor's tomorrow to get it checked out.
>>703950942
I appreciate it Anon. Thank you.
will my business be successful?
>>703950610
All five of them for all 170 of my dollars?
>>703950962
should of had a reading before.
It's always good to take some time out to understand what the cards mean and not take them in the first 10 minutes of getting a reading.
>>703950347
Just me I guess then.
>>703951241
Not Reimu but I need to study it more. Had potential to be something. I even saved a meme magic thread about that one rock start who died wit ha 4channer saying hours before he will be fine.
>>703950962
Only reroll tonight
>>703945937
Yeah I'm a 56 year old male living in Germany, recently I've gotten the gas bill I don't know how to deal with this....my best friend Heinrich committed suicide after being arrested for Arson got any advice?,
>>703951388
oh god PLEASE ANSWER THE POOR KITTY
~fredfredburger
>>703949355
It only changes if you use a different name one of those times. I'm not trying to be mean, though. Just sayin'.
>>703950080
Watching it? But it's a game!
>>703950195
Good to hear from you anyway! Feel better soon!
>>703950381
Well, if you ask me, it doesn't matter if you stay casual at it, as long as you enjoy the time you spend with it.
Then again, it's not likely to stay that way forever-- no matter what, if you do something for long enough, you'll git gud.
>>703950393
Please fuck off.
>>703950566
>Four of Cups (Reversed)
Whatever it may be, it sounds like you'll have a tendency to blame others for your situation.
>Eight of Cups
Turning away, giving up. Starting something new. A quest of bravery.
>The Tower
Major changes that are catastrophic but ultimately for the best. Sorry, I know that's kinda scary when you're talking about your health, but at least fate predicts that you'll be stronger than whatever it is!
>>703950850
Donate dubs please
>>703951437
Aww. Shit
>>703951475
Thank you for posting those, Reimu OP.
You've made me feel wonderful.
I hope you take care of yourself until next time.
>>703950682
*Well, you joined Reimu's group on Steam...so now everyone knows what's your voice, doesn't it bother you that we do?*
>>703950610
*And what have i said exactly about you?*
>>703951500
You don't need his dubs, friend, your had the power all along
>>703951500
>>703950850
I won?
>>703950195
I hope you're deathly sick you fucking gratuitous rat bastard.
>>703951412
I know I should take more time, but it just came up in the past half hour. At least a fortune?
Hi!
>>703950970
*Replied to the wrong person, what have i said about you?*
>>703951780
>>703951003
Why are y'all so hostile?
>>703948508
Playin Osu
>>703948537
Sup
Had an overall shitty couple of months. So I'll roll.
>everything gets worse
Thinking of going to bed early tonight. Also can't think good enough to help with the tarot reading.
>>703951567
I prefer something that is less revealing myself
>>703951780
I don't know how to do fortunes. Guess I will give you a quick one then I'm off
>>703951466
If you don't get a reading soon I'll give ya a quick one also
>>703950970
>>703951637
Got dubs, please help
-dillonblunts
John
>>703951875
We just have an edgelord infestation tonight, sorry about that.
>>703951610
Thanks anon
>>703951852
Oh don't play dumb now, I hate you
>>703951875
I'm sorry, not trying to seen hostile. Just very nervous
I am 100% prepared to adopt a cat and start my foreveralone life
>>703952072
>John has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "79".
neither of us will be increasing our power
>>703952015
I'm really not in the mood
>>703951994
Hey, would you wanna play together sometime?
~fredfredburger
Reimu, how do I stop being afraid of being lewd? I fap at least once a day, and I'm able to find a lot of things hot even if I wouldn't exactly call myself a fetishist of it, and I'm fine talking about lewd things when anonymous. The problem comes in whenever I have an identity, even just a steam account or Discord, I just can't talk about lewd things, no matter how much other people do or ask me about it. What's wrong with me?
>>703951475
Fuck off with your avatar fagging.
Attention whores.
>>703951875
Fuck you, that's why. I don't owe any of you sad saps a reason.
"Why arent you out with friends?"
You guys are my friends
>>703952241
That was actually my mistake, I meant to quote the person above your post, my apologies
>>703952211
*You know...it's not wise at all to believe the word of someone who hates me, so i'm not playing dumb at all, i'd just like to know what lie he gave you.*
I'm back
Sorry about that
Had to make a quick run to the store
-Sweet Roll
>>703951475
It has an anime and manga adaptions too!
>>703951994
Nothing much, chilling.
>>703952072
>John has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "79".
Bad news, you are going to be impotent or something.
>>703952631
Oh it's alright
>>703952258
Same
>>703951584
It's still fine just do not reveal his face on anonymous imageboard.
>>703952737
Hello
>>703952598
>Attention whores
>on 4chan /b/
>>>/soc/
Fortune please? :D
Dylan
