ITT we act like civilized upper class white people at a bar-b-que
Until someone gets trips
> then we chimp out
Trips flips us back and forth
> Gogogogogogogo
Y-know my son, the high school quarterback, just got an A in math? God damm he's a Queermeister through and through
>>703940120
Well maybe he just hasn't came out of his shell Tom!
My goodness what wonderful Potatoe salad Janett!
I brought my swim trunks - haven't worn them since I sold the yacht!
I dont even eat fish anymore because it may be considered a micro-aggression to pre-op women who may be struggling with their hygiene. I eat only cis male leafy green plants. NPR told me its better for the baby.
>>703941248
Oh ho ho John you are such a Kidder!
>>703941662
Well Sharon that may be your opinion, but I heard anything processed is a no go when it comes to children.
>>703941662
Oh Andy, you always had the most original jokes!
Man I just love some good ole hamburgers! !
>>703939818
Man, my wife's a charm Jerry. She's awfully busy though, and couldn't make it to the barbecue. She's at work with her good friend Tyrone, she said she had a big project tonight and couldn't make it! So, hows the kids?
Incredible weather for a friendly reunion am I right?
>>703939818
>johnny cash
>civilized
>upper class
i love his music but he grew up on a farm in bumbfuck Arkansas and went on to become a drug addicted outlaw country singer.
>>703942102
I dunno George, they haven't spoken to me in 4 months
You know sharon really has grown into her malformed tits. Like she really grew into those things i tell ya. Her whore mother married Darryl just for his money though.
>>703942418
Well Jerry, you win some and you lose some, you know buddy? My daughter Ashley has been achieving a lot at Harvard this year. Plus my son Jimmy got accepted at Cambridge this year! My other son John has been living with us for 13 years. He's around 30 now. Hasn't done much but he's sure a keeper when we have movie night!
...so i said to the tribal leader, marry her? I barely knew her?! Anyway he didnt understand a fucking word of it, i burnt the place to the ground of course, im sure they found a new place they were fairly resourceful, the pipeline was finished 10 days after the end of quarter as the proposal stated, it was done a month before that, ut done tell the nation of chad, haha, anyway thats how i paid for that island, and those great tits you saw on the babysitter, jesus christ does that pussy grip.
Wow, more tuna salad... what a great joy
Hahaha good jokes guys by the way, did you see those colored folks who moved in the other day? I gotta say fellas I didnt kill several gook bastards with my bare hands up in korea to come home and see negroes flooding my neibourhood!
>>703942921
Oh my good Ron the children are right here! !
And then I told my daughter that Dan Schneider would be honored to give her a tour of the iCarly studio and dropped her off about 4 hours ago. She was so thrilled
>>703943221
What a nice man
>>703943221
Well Phil, gotta say that's mighty impressive! My kids got to meet that Slena Gamez chick last week. Got to hear her new album cover too! Gotta say, fun times you know?
>>703941741
Oh George is just showing off - we went swimming at the CC last week, but he just can't stop talking about that Damn Yacht. But with Obama in office, we had to make some cuts around the house... I swear that man is just giving our countries money away to those blacks.
>>703943221
>>703943332
You know it almost feels like something really black and dark is moving... John, I'm scared!
>>703943382
Oh I fully agree! We had to sell our 9th Porsche to afford our annual trip to the Canary Islands. It's absurd that we have to pay so much! Gosh gee wiz!
>>703939818
why can't we just be nice people all the time? i don't get it, we're just anonymously posting, that doesn't mean we have to be asshole's about it, right? also, loving those ribs jake!
>>703943332
TRIPS
>>703943370
Now thats one mexican I wouldn't mind working on my property aha ha ha ha
>>703943681
Well they do a great job trimming my hedges and so does the maid
>>703943537
Oh gosh - you arent' selling that quaint little house in the isles are you? We were hoping to save up for one, but well that Muslim NoBama and those unnecessary bank "reforms" really threw a wrench into George's little hedge fund. He had that little misunderstanding with the SEC and now they say he can't run the fund anymore! What are we supposed to do exactly!?!
Sorry I'm just so mad about the whole thing.
>>703943681
I wonder if her whole family can help her "trim the bushes" if you know what I mean
>>703943832
I have to tell you Virginia, that man is running this country into the ground! I'm waiting for trump to get in and say "you're fired". Hahaha oh my goodness!
>>703943832
Nope we aren't selling it, but I know one near from us that is pretty cheap, not too much just around 1.2 mil. I agree fully! That NObama really has messed with ours as well! We've had to actually fire a maid that pours us drinks all day. We were paying her a solid 5.19$ an hour, but now the government says I have to pay her a living wage? Preposterous.
And it's fine, my wife Becky says the same thing!
>>703943221
If I know anything about online meemz its that Dan Schneider is a trustworthy gentleman
>>703943789
>>703943894
> hivemind
Tap dreawer TAP DREAWER
>>703944166
Well aren't you just hip Roger!
Has anyone seen my son Tommy?
Nigger!
Hey all, don't mean to alarm anyone,but there's that Bradley guy over there near the dip. I heard he tried to sneak photos of Sallys daughter last week! She's only 16! I'd keep an eye on your children if I were you.
I heard he also runs a pornography website, named youtube...Gosh it makes me mad! Now where's the bartender around here?
>>703944448
Sir! My kids are around! Sure I don't like those "colored people" but watch your tone of mouth! I'm good friends with the Police Department!
Howdy neighbors!
>>703944548
kek has abandoned us
>>703944443
He's with my son jake. Said something about getting a new high score at school today
Evening, fellows!
I'm a classy nigger
There is a little opening, its sort of like...imagine a paint brush, but its a circle, and all the bristles point inward, it sits right below the anus when you do number two. Its programed to turn on and saturate with the liquified bars when presented with the lightest breeze of fecal matter. Anyway, thats how i literally shit gold.
>>703944029
I don't know about that Trump - obviously we were voting for Jeb. Good lord that man is an embarrassment to money. You see that tacky gold decoration he does? He's like one of the boy loving Saudis.
>>703944147
Oh that isn't bad at all! Let's see how this next election goes. Trump has said he will repeal Dodd-Frank - which would be just wonderful for us of course. But then again, Hilary does know how to play ball - so we might be fine either way.
You know my friend Nola... Nola Brooks? She sponsored her maids family to come over from the Philippines - they all live in the guest house and she doesn't pay them anything! And they work very very hard, not like the blacks and mexicans. Well most mexicans. Our house keeper is one of the good ones.
Be right back guys, have to do my annual 9:00 massage, then going for a ride on my Yact, then going to the bank! I need some cash, thinking 12,000$ to be safe!
>>703944632
Thanks, Mr. Johnson. How's Jake doing?
>>703944699
Jamarqus, you're making me look bad in front of the Henderson's.
>>703944699
Oh my goodness! Sir please leave now!
My ex-wife loved my mexican sauce for the barbecue at Jerry's. You should try it!
>>703944699
Boy, go fetch me another glass.
Such a disappointment Jeb didn't make it through the primaries. Who's your vote with?
>>703944869
See what you've done now, Jamarqus? Now Mr. Henderson is upset
I don't mean to brag but I have an excellent credit score.
>>703944718
Ha I hear ya pal. I hired a few refugees online to make my bed every morning. Really cheap and they work hard! Great deal all around. Let me tell ya, they know how to clean. Plus if you don't mind, they are really good for having a good time if you catch my drift. I only pay her .05 cents a month! Sometimes I let her clean my Audi on good days.
I just love this weather
ITT: Facebook moms
>>703944947
I might just have to pick that Johnson! Feel it that is!
>>703944982
That wasn't Mr. Henderson. That was Mr. HANDerson. Common mistake.
I say Reginald would you be a sport and hand me that jar of pickles
>...so I said, "Look at that S-car-go!"
>hahahahahahaha
I really cannot stand it when people don't turn down their stereos when they enter a residential zone. Everyone knows you cannot find your destination with loud music blaring.
>>703945096
My goodness, thank you for letting me know. I almost made a fool out of myself there.
Just the other day I was riding down the street in my Lincoln when I saw Jenny Ackerman talking to a negro boy downtown, can you believe that?
I almost pulled my car over and told her to knock it off. Mike is gonna have a hell of a time keeping her from getting knocked up in high school.
>>703945152
Good one, dad!
muh dick
i like aziz ansari
>>703939818
Cheero old chaps how is the old market treating you? i just liquidated a whole lot of startup for some major profit
>>703945245
yeah your old man tells a good joke!
<ruffles your hair>
>>703945203
Oh no you never want your daughter hanging out with that "neggar" family
Guys I'd like to make a toast,
I would love to stay longer but I have a plane ride to catch to New York.
>Jerry, loved the chat, Carl, loved seeing your new Rolex collection! Phill, you're daughter is a charm maybe we could hang out sometime when she's not busy? And Oh haha, John you really know how to make a business man laugh!
>>703945284
Sir, you need to not speak like that when the children are present.
>>703945293
Is that the hotel in Dubai you were talking about?
>>703944982
Goodness! Please control that negro of yours!
>>703945356
Whilst we enjoy our English brethren, we cannot understand this weird language you speak. Could you please speak English?
>>703945388
I'm so glad you could make it, we simply must do this again soon.
>>703945370
Those Neggars! Jim Negger never returned my hedge clippers I let him borrow last month, I heard he pawned them. Can you believe that?
>>703945388
Travel safe! And say hello to the wife, please.
>>703939818
And then I told him, "kill the nigger and let's get drinks!"
*laughter*
Got a par in an 18 hole yesterday with my driver!
MMM yeah bois, uh huh, how ya'll doin with your cracka asses? say hi to yo daughtas fo me
I say old chaps, I reckon I ought to be heading home. Tally-ho!
>>703945363
*purrrr*
>>703945706
No one does a better Chris Rock impersonation than you, Chad.
That sausage looks good nough to flip, its starting to get black
>>703945706
there you are, jamarqus. People are waiting for the brisket, how is that going?
funniest thread ive seen today. thanks /b/
>>703945488
ah yes please do forgive me,
what i did mean to say is i bought a bunch of small companies for cheap the liquidated them selling their assets for profit the far exceeds the price i purchased them for
>>703945695
Congratulations! Hows the Rolex working out, Pete?
>>703945706
Ah, slave boy, there you are. Bring me a margarita
I sure love barbecue
Hi, Helen, how was that hot yoga class?
>>703945809
Good work, man!
>>703945853
Ah, quite well, my friend.
>>703945796
Mmm. Nothing I love more than a big black sausage.
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
>>703945888
NIGGGAAAA WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAYING BITCH? FUCK YALL NIGGAS
>>703945888
YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEE
>>703945888
We are fucking CIVILIZED here, you god damn nigger fucking brute.
>>703945888
WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAYIN CRACKER? WE BBQ NOW
Wherda whait woman at?
>>703945888
WINRAR
OOGA BOOGA
>>703943016
Well come on now Charlie, Those Negro folks where killing those yellow bastards too
YO WERE DA WHITE GURL @
OH OH AH AH AH OH OH AH AH AH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We're going camping in Yosemite next weekend. I'm so excited!
>>703945888
I MA SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CRACKER ASS
FUCK YEAH NIGGERS, WHERE DA WHITE WIMMEN AT
We wuz kings nigga
fuc dat white boi nigga
guys i really like this girl i work with... her name is pam and i think i love her. there's also this guy dwight who takes his job super serious and is always a jerk.... ive gotten really good at playing pranks on him tho
>>703945888
FWAK ALL OF YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!!11!!11
Shiett nigga was gud I'm lookin fo pussy and some titties
Fuck all ya white-ass niggas I'mma take dis boombox yaomsayn fuck all yall
>>703945888
SHIT POST COMMENCING
someone please screen cap thread
>>703945888
IMMA REAL NIGGUH FROM CHIRAQ!!!
>>703945888
I DIDNT SERVE 3 TERMS FOR MY GODDAMN COUNTRY TO HAVE MY WIFES POTATOE SALAD DISRESPECTED BY JEWS AND HOMOSEXUALS
>>703945888
include me in the reddit screencap
Jerry! Cheryl! Sorry I'm late, just had to drop off the Maserati at the dealership for an oil change. I brought some potato salad the maid prepared on her 18 hour shift. Did you know we talked her down to $3.30 an hour? The annual savings is remarkable! I can afford the $1500 for that damn oil change now. But hey, where's the liquor?
>All in one go with no interruptions
>>703943652
>being this new
>>703945888
GAS THE KIKES! RACEWAR NOW
AWW SHIET!1!!
Big rig jig nig
>>703945888
Yo whities are all trippin. To hell with all motherfuckin' honkey asses
BLACK POWER
NIGGER FUCK SHIT CUNT PUSSY BANANA ONGO BONGO FRIED CHICKEN WATERMELON PURPLE DRANK HOT SAUCE SHINY RIMS NIGGER NIGGER OOH OOH AH AH AH OOH OOH AH
>>703946133
What the fuck
Roll for bbq
IM GETTING REAL FUCKING HORNY, ANYONE ELSE WANNA GANGBANG MY WIFE?
Skeet
Gimma yall mo fuggin wallets niggehs
>>703945888
WELL ISN'T THAT JUST FUCKING GREAT?
FUCK YOUR FACE, WIFE, MOM, AND ASS!
Die milky cocksuckers die !!!!!!
I say old niggers!
>>703945888
FUCKING RUDD
>>703946510
Mandingo party for that HO
>>703946054
MAAANE WHAT? I TELLIN U RAIT NAH AM FNNA POP A CAP UP IN THE MAW NAWM SAYN BEITCH FUCK ALL YALL NIGGAS I BROUGHT MUH MOMS'S BEST FRIED CHICKEN AND KOOLAID MIX TO THIS BITCH N YALL FNNA SHOOT A WHITE NIGGA MAN FUCK YOU IM TAKIN YA BOOZE IM TAKIN THE LEAN AND IM BOUNCIN YO FUCK ALL YALL FAKE ASS HONKY ASS BITCHES
>>703945888
Shhhiiiet the fuck u doin son. Don make me sho u muh kiiing maker u kno wat m sahin dawg?
HARAMBES BE GONE!
>>703946289
WHERE DA FUCK IS THE MASERATI BRO I DONT WANNA SHOOT YA JUST GIMME TH'KEYS N'AM SAYIN
>>703945809
That is just fantastic, good sir. I hope your Jaguar is an F-Type after such capital gains!
BRUH JANET GIMME MORE OF THAT SALAD BITCH GET DAT ASS HERE
Aight white women line up you r hos now n u gona fuq me gud lil stped bietch
HANDS UP DONT SHOOT
>>703945913
SHUT DA FUK UP CRACKA WIT YO METAL STICK BALL SHIEET.
back to your caves blackies
HAIL HITLER, WHITE SUPREMACISTS UNITE
peaceful protest
>>703946654
SHUT UP CRACKUH WEST SIDE TILL WE DIE
does this apple sauce have gluten in it?
oh fuck that's cum!!!
ITT: #blacklivesmatter rally
>>703939818
What is "ITT"?
>>703946774
>>703946775
AITE MUFUQA IM FUQIN BOTH YALL BITCHES RITE HER
My oh my, what was all that ruckus?
>>703946795
YE DASS MA BOIE MAW FK WE GROWN TOGEDDR NAHM SAYN
AYEESHA GET YO NUT BUSSIN ASS OVA HERE WIT DAT WATERMELON BITCH WE SUM HONGREE NIGGAS BITCH
>>703946888
Oh my god they left! Thank heavens we still haven't had dessert!
>>703946775
HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER
>>703946888
I say, good sir, I could quite imagine I was hearing the darkies voices just moments ago.
Anyhow, Susan, tell us more of your family and the trip to Barbados.
>>703945888
i nigga. demand stolen bikes
>>703946654
RIDE OR DIE CAPITALIST NIGGAS UP IN THIS BITCH FALL BACK NIGGA WE DEEP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY ASS TRICK
>>703946888
I say old boy, gather your emotions!
Oh white cop full of hate
today you die , while your offspring masturbate
>>703946888
I say, rallies ought to be more calm and sensible
>>703946890
get the fuck out newfag
YAL MUFUGUS DON UNDASTAN HAW WE BLAKC RUL DA WORLD WE WAS KANGS N SHIET WONSUPONA TIME AN WE DA ORIJINAL SUPREME RACE, AN JESUS WAS DA ORIJINAL BLAK MAN N DAS WHY WE GON RUL DA WORL ONE DESE DAYS SOON AS DA WHITE MAN STOP INVENTIN DRUGS JUS 2 KEEP DA BLAK MAN DOWN
>>703946890
aylmao
>>703946888
Not anymore, Trump just got in (thank the good Lord) and he has evicted all but the good white people of this great nation. Thank Jesus Christ our savior and creator!
>>703947012
>>703947027
>>703947038
Get them out of here John now!
>>703947054
it's b8
>>703947054
haha ok man. i see you're an "oldfag" here. you should feel special because of it. eat shit
My word, what was that all of a sudden? I feel as if, for only a moment, I was briefly transformed into a colored individual.
Oh well, who wants Diet Rootbeer?
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
>>703947166
>>703947025
>>703946775
Its our duty as whites to end the white race!
Lets get fuck up these white supremacists and help our negro brothers out !
>>703947369
HEIL
Now we have to clean up the colored' mess! Just like Wall Street I say.
>>703947319
Get the fuck out of this party, Marc. I'm having enough trouble keeping these filthy niggers out without making sure you don't start a ruckus.
>>703945888
HOL UP
*smacks lips*
>>703947378
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
>>703947487
>>703947369
>>703947025
>>703946775
ITT: White supremacy
>>703947422
i just want to be part of the club mate. do i have to be 12 and masturbate inside a sock to be accepted?
>>703947487
im going to kill you imperialist racist bitch !
I've got to say Wilson, this artisan IPA is exquisite. I've made a mess of my waxed moustache and I don't even care.
>>703947627
Jesus Austin get the Damn gun
>>703947584
See this
>>OP
And
>>Trips
Why hello, neighbors! I brought some of my wife's homemade pasta salad! Enjoy! Where are the brews?
double trips
>>703947584
ITT:Dubs n Trips
>>703947688
I must say this thread went from impeccable good manners and lovely party talk to ALL DA BRUDDAS GITTIN DER ROCKS OFF OVA DIS BBQ IN THE CRACKA SUBURBS to a little bit of a concoction of ALL DESE NIGGAS AND CRACKAS getting together and enjoying the thread WHILE WE ALL EATING DAT WATERMELON and clam dip together.
Odd yet CRRRAAZZZZZEEYYY!
get the white boy, fuck him up
FUCK OFF NIGGERS I HAVE AN IQ OF 67
>>703947962
>>>703947584
>ITT:Dubs n Trips
ITT: /pol/
>>703947935
This pasta salad is great! The brew is right over there kind sir.
>>703948420
STOP!!
Oh my Jehova, this casserole is amazing!
>>703945888
BOI U BETTA BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET SMACKED DA FUCK UP. SHEEEEEITTT I EMPTYED MY GLOCK FAWTY EXTENDO INTO DA LAST DUMBASS MUFUGGA LIKE YOU.
BIX NOOD
>>703945888
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
>>703945888
FUCK YOU HOME BOY WE GON ROLL UP ON UR SET AND BLAST YO ASS FOO, FUCK DIS SHIT MY NIGGA IMA KILLZ U FAM
BLAT BLAT BLAT NIGGGGGAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OH MY GOD!!! BUD WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
>>703946890
I say! New to this area? I'd like to welcome this young lad with a hearty hail and a well met good fellow! The acronym of which you speak is an adaptation of the phrase "in this thread." Please make yourself at home!
>>703948879
The left negro has a "muh dik".
Hello fuck my shit up
this thread needs another trips
roll
>>703952887
off by one
Hey boys how's the bbq goi... oh fuck.
>>703953589
Don't worry, the police have been called and they should be out of the gutters in a few minutes.
Hey boys, I'm going to roll down to the hood to pick up some drugs. Anyone want anything?
