Celebs.
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Celebs.
>>703938408
Love to dive into dat ass
>>703939174
Love celeb ass pics, especially the ones that you would expect to be slutty and bend over for their man anyway. <3
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>>703938408
>>703939536
Brit is still excellent fap material
The actual queen
>>703940549
E-Even a-a simple tr-trip t-to the l-local c-corner store is fraught w-with unimaginable d-dangers t-to her precious p-purity... And i-if w-we are st-stupid enough t-to venture a-a trip t-to the b-busy m-mall I-I expect n-no l-less than 3 d-different f-fingers t-to penetrate h-her inner sanctities... Indeed, t-turning around t-to l-look at her one day at th-the m-mall I-I was g-given the s-surprise o-of my l-life when I-I saw a French fellow s-somehow m-managed t-to place h-his f-finger d-deeply in her l-left ear... H-He s-said it w-was a, "European Thing,' that I-I wouldn't understand... I-I-I don't know: a-a new form o-of greeting someone m-maybe?...
>>703941677
Good evening, stutterfag.
>>703941830
H-Hi g-good s-sir...
>>703942196
Can't believe she didn't go nude before she started squirting out kids
>>703942890
Your posts would actually be pretty okay if you didn't stutter with literally every word.
Hnnggg
>>703944965
more of this fatty
>>703945264
>>703945296
Abandon thread
>>703945296
shes started shaving her arms
>>703945406
The best.
Those fishnets..
>>703946170
So kissable
>>703941677
>>703943654
I never knew they w-were s-so many dentists in the w-world... E-Every time I-I go out there i-is always a cheerful fellow o-offering h-his services who finds his f-f-fingers in m-my mistress' mouth, "Inspecting," her o-of course...
>>703946170
Who hit her in the face with a board?
>>703946298
>>703946407
God.
>>703937594
what a fucking succubus
>>703946425
kek, is that shopped?
>>703945296
Lindsay Lohan is the only child actress is the only child actress I can think of who became hotter as an adult. Emma Watson turned into an ugly cunt post-puberty, not that she was ever that attractive in the first place.
>>703946589
For the love of God keep posting Kate, I'm going to cum
>>703946642
>>703946642
you have no idea what you're talking about
>>703946642
u forget natalie portman dude
>>703946735
Tim Gunn: "Her dress is horrible."
That's because you love Ds in your B, Timmy.
>>703946728
>>703946614
>>703946728
wew lad, can't wait for baywatch
>>703947246
You don't talk much, do you?
>>703947314
Not really.
>>703947269
this pic has gotten so many loads
>>703947551
i wanna lick those titty scars
>>703947654
Why not?
>>703947811
I guess I just prefer to listen is all. I'm a good listener
which one of you sissy sluts wants to gag on my cock while i look at all these celebs
>>703946359
Have you ever tried to fight those disgusting males off?
>>703948172
Aren't we all on /b/?
>>703947406
>Would wife
>>703948176
You can drench my tonsils with a fat load of cum if ya wanna
>>703948576
I suppose you are correct, anon. I'm even quieter IRL, I dont think I'd get this far into a conversation.
>>703949307
Hmm. Then I'm probably the opposite of you.
You should really try to get into conversations.
>>703938739
Yay, a fake. Joy...
>>703945339
More?
>>703941061
Who dat?
>>703938132
She is my muse, my flame.
>>703945566
moar
>>703939240
linebacker shoulders.
>>703949612
It's easier if I'm pushed off the bridge rather than asked to jump myself. I don't really socialize well unless forced to, then I'm kind of ok with it. But will rarely do so of my own accord.
>>703949760
>>703949306
that sounds great
>>703943768
yes. I wish she would stare into my eyes while giving me a BJ
>>703950141
No friends who would push you forward?
>>703944954
Hory shet it's the red head roommate from Boy Meets world.
>>703950363
Probably a professor. My English professor makes the class do lots of group work and won't let us do work independently. So for now at least, it's her. Outside of school, there's not many people to push me forward.
>>703950452
>>703945622
9/10 Would slam ass
>>703946246
looks like my ex gf only my ex had really uneven boobs that she hid with a massive padded bra. It was kind of a shock when I finally got to see them, but she had a nice booty so i kept going but she didn't clean well because it always smelled like poop when we were banging doggy style and her vagina didn't smell very good either so i only dated her for like two weeks.
>>703950749
Then you have to do it yourself. Go more outside. So much more fun when you share your joy with people.
>>703946850
Legitimately one of the most beautiful faces on the planet.
Any Katy anons lurking?
>>703947225
this is what hillary clinton looks like without clothes
You guys forgot Bayley.
>>703951402
Are you one of the lewd ones?
>>703951056
She's a hot little minx
>>703951481
Back that ass up
>>703951653
Lewd, as in I want to jerk off to her together? Fuck yes.
>>703951730
Lewd as you will jerk me off to Katy?
>>703938132
More Michelle, please
>>703952114
I want to sit down with you, listen to Katy songs, and jerk and suck each other off to her pics. You like that idea?
Younger Christina Hendricks in a swimsuit or some shit walking on a beach talking to some other hoe
Anyone have it?
>>703951711
If I'm ever executed, I want to be suffocated by it.
test post please ignore
>>703952223
I like. I need a mouth.
>>703952469
Mmm. Let's get naughty and worship our queen together ;)
>>703946359
stop typing like this you moron
>>703952469
>>703952614
wat is happening in this fucking thread?
>>703952614
You better be able to deepthroat!
Those soles..
>>703952766
You're a very lewd Katy anon, and I like it. I'm hard as fuck.
Where are the Sky posters gone to?
>>703953067
Is it nice and thick anon?
>>703952988
10/10
>>703953104
They are just busy.
>>703953273
You want to do what the Katy posters are doing, but with Nicki Minaj?
>>703953285
Haven't seen any Sky in ages
>>703953188
Mhmm...add roberty.tigson on skype.
>>703953188
Why are you Queers asking each other about your dicks? Talking about Katy perry doesn't mask the fact that it is gay to get off from each other
>>703953266
Ikr?
Would love to massage them.
Image limit...
>>703953636
post mroe in a new thread
>>703953481
Hmm, Well, I did tho.
>>703953823
Sure. Start one
>>703938214
I hope she gets nude soon.
or leaks.
>>703945962
more Hayley!!
>>703948749
Oh, Pond. When will we see you fully nude.
