Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703921692
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>703928497 [tomo]
yeah that was my day pretty much. I'll catch you in a bit I'm getting dinner
>>703928820
I see. Things aren't good between you I gather
>I won't ask
>>703928479
>how do you know just what i wanna hear?
Lets accept that it happened because we have both great taste.
>>703928776
Well, Chara sent me a thing called Rimworld, so I'm gonna download that, and meanwhile I might play some Brawlhalla.
>Best fox claim
>>703929042
Why the fuck did this happen to me again
>>703929042
What.
>>703929093
It happens to all of us, homie
>>703929042
>That image swap
HOLY FUCKING KEK
>>703928905
mandatory uta claim
>>703928153
persona is kinda "soundtrack - the excuse for a game"
i don't think there is a song from persona i didn't think was average or above.
i haven't got round to playing NieR yet. i should make some time for it.
this song sounds pretty good.
>>703928935
>>703929047
good way to keep our heads up our asses.
we should do this more often.
It's me.
>>703929042
Nice image.
Me and him are pretty okay, I just dont like how he treats my mother.
>>703929042
wew alice
nice 3D
QOTT Water you listening to?
>>703928151
DJ Hi-Tek Rulez is hilarious
>DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
>fuck you in the ass
>fuck you in the ass
>せんりつ の たつまき claimed
>>703929113
The same fucking thing happened last night to me. It came from a creepshot thread
>>703929188
TWO DAYS IN A ROW DAMN IT
>>703929189
It isn't funny :(
>>703929201
Ah, that sort of thing
>>703929240
Meany :(
>>703929244
Bully, I hate 3D's
>she isn't even hot
Claiming Felix
As always.
>>703928776
Appartment. And older than me, that's for sure.
Uhm... I'd say roughly 60 years? I'm not sure.
>>703929063
I'm sure the downloading is already done. You just need to unpack it etc.
>>703929192
NieR has an amazing Soundtrack, for sure. Also a great story. The only thing lacking would be gameplay. It is hard to get back in the game once you stopped it and the battles are easy and sometimes tedious.
>>703929256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4aRbiTMBUE
still here
and
>>703929244
>>703928895
you said i should think about the benefits so i did
Claimed Chen. It's not like she's my waifu, she's just adorable.
>>703929256
sup socks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGV26aj-mM
>>703929322
just teasing qt
hows life my man?
>>703929440
oh kek haha
and find anything good
>you are cute btw
>>703929486
I HATE THIS PLACE
QOTT: How do you want to die?
>>703928895
I got on the same time I always do though.
>>703929063
Nice, isn't Rimworld similar to Dorf Fort?
>>703929042
Nice waifu
>Kek
>>703929384
That's not even that old though
claiming mugi
Reply or your mom dies!
>>703929322
2 days? Thats an amazing chance
>>703929271
Yea, the lyrics are as dull as it gets, but I like the track for the experimentation and how controversial it is.
They had to create Zef Recordz because their label didn't want to release Ten$ion, saying that it was too homophobic, which is ironic considering that DJ Hi-Tek is homosexual.
>>703929192
It might be challenging but I'm up for it.
>>703929256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaP1wDvkA6E
Good 2nd Morning!
>>703929256
hi knee socks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TSEfSX5J8E
>>703929628
I seriously have no idea. The ceiling is 3 meters high so it's actually an old building. I mean the shits done so poor the wall is a bit tilted.
>>703929685
Mugi why?
>>703929628
Either by old age or blowing my own head off
>>703929725
Cutest looking garupan.
Worst character development.
>>703929732
I got some disgusting 3D yoga pants ass from a creep shot thread last night
>>703929573
that its illegal in my state and you havent even seen me
Claiming Hishiro because why the fuck not?
>>703929256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVUXsEXwj_A
>>703929384
will check it out.
>>703929628
>QOTT
u mean 2QOTT
and i want it to involve david cameron, a helicopter, fireworks, and 30-200 people preferable french, jewish, black, or all.
>>703929763
when shall we start?
>>703929093
https://youtu.be/rMJWL1CczMI
>>703929763
I was dying when I heard it.
Thats more ironic than Minister Honest's (from akame ga kill) name
>>703929628
idk slitting wrist sounds cool
train is easiest but that shit sounds spooky
>>703929946
oh really? that means it makes you even more money!
also i have dont you remember that one night when you were sleeping?
>>703929995
Hishiroyuki is a fag
>>703929903
>disgusting 3D yoga pants ass
impossible combination of words
>>703929903
That bad? So far I've gotten only furries and one dog saying 'ruh roh'
>>703929628
Death by snu snu
>>703930376
This. The word you're looking for is leggings if you're reading this, Alice
>>703930072
I'm being unfairly treated. I feel even less wanted than that dildo
>>703930376
Of course it's possible, 3D girls are all disgusting whores
>yes I'm generalizing
>>703930487
You get it
>>703929188
A smug?
>>703929384
>100mbs downloaded
My net is a bit slow.
>>703929628
Yeah basically, its like Dwarf Fortress but for casuals.
>>703930309
or gets you a misdemeanor. nah you werent here its just an illusion
>>703929628
For me it would have to be getting shot directly in the chest by any gun of at least 200mm.
>>703930487
Death by exhaustion from fucking would be horrible
>>703929685
"Niggers only" ruined it for me.
@703929725
Jokes on you, I don't like my mom
>>703929856
Yeah 10 foot ceilings are usually for older houses.
>>703929865
Why blowing your head off?
>>703930058
FUCK I DIDNT NOTICE
>French black Jews
>>703930309
>Wrist slitting
Why though
>>703930671
DF is pretty damn hard though
>>703930622
Well you're one dildo ill always want
wait....
>>703930622
My wife ain't a whore.
Faggot
Anyone know any good biochem books?
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>703929384
I can dig it
>>703929763
Bada bop bop ba, Im lovin it
>>703929573
Eyyo Yun
Impecable choice
>>703929824
Hello!
I like it!
>>703929628
Overdosing from heroine after being told by a doctor that I don't have much time left.
>>703930058
How about right now? The logical step after Rock the House is 19-2000.
I'm going to be busy with vidya now though.
>>703930836
No life loser
>>703930777
Oh my
>lucky numbers
>>703930836
Irrelevant
>>703930861
Nice try, not this time though >>703930777
>>703930868
I think your the best.
I love your shops
>>703929628
>How do you want to die
Either by just falling asleep or...
hmm...
let's just say with a lot of blood
>>703930671
So is mine, but it says you have completely downloaded it... oh well, maybe it got saved on their cloud server
>>703930742
then probably that
>>703930868
thank you!
Oh well, I'm going to bed now. Good night waifu
>>703930861
Life is pretty fucking cruel
>>703929628
Snoo-Snoo
>>703930988
Nice dubs
>>703929256
Hey there, how're you?
Jazz to answer your question.
>>703930742
True, especially since the dwarfs are basically mentally retarded.
>>703930980
Probably. Kek.
>>703930861
Don't worry, as long as you never give up, you never lose!~
>>703930622
I'm not sure if that's a question or a statement. But yeah I do. We all do ;_;
>>703930671
A gun?
>>703930742
Death
By
Snu
Snu
>>703930861
God try but no. Need it for class?
>>703931046
He gets it
Megumin claimed
>>703930959
A man is only as good as his source material.
I had a very nice transparent png, it helped immensely.
Thank you!
>>703930980
Goodnight Chara
>>703930622
kek, thats pretty harsh man
>>703930687
probably worth it, i mean cash money man.
maybe you cant sit but again cash freakin money
>>703930742
because if you slit it down the road and hold your arms underwater you dont really notice it and you slowly just slip away
at least thats what i head
>>703930868
hows college my man?
thanks j cole is my jam
>>703930742
dont forget fireworks and david cameron
>>703930946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D4gRq4_aAQ
something a bit odd.
if your busy dont bother, this is an activity that requires attention
>>703929628
Without causing too much trouble to anyone (not to messy to clean up, funeral fees covered etc.) Probably by my own hands too. And slow
>>703929256
Die Antwoord - $O$
>>703931263
Hey boat captain
>>703931046
FUCKING THIS
>>703931221
It was a statement. That's a nice car in your garage, do you got books around to?
>>703931275
So is life
>>703931271
I like throwing them together. Transparents are a godsend or a time save one or the other? I like your waldo one it cracks me up.
>>703931263
Aussie?
>smug
>>703931275
eh but you know sounds really awkward
>>703931221
Confirmed Smugga!
How goes it?
Claimed
GOT THE BEARING OUT! AT THE DMV! WE CAR TODAY!
>>703931123
Shooby doo wop daddy o
I am well! And you?
>>703931275
College is going well, in my night class right now.
Very long!
How about yourself? All is well?
>>703931452
Ill write it down, right next to Jedi Mind Tricks
>>703931496
I suppose that it is both!
And you are right, they are fun
And its appreciated
>>703931096
Thank ye kindly
At least there's that
>>703930956
Sadly so
Congrats to the gent who achieve those marvelous trips
>>703931203
True and kind words
Thank ye
>>703931221
That I do
Can't find the course recommended one anywhere
>>703931879
Vroom vroom
>>703931928
Oh, calling me daddy now. I'm okay with this.
I've been better.
>>703931489
Yes I do. 7 new bookshelves with 2000 books in them
>>703931721
It's definitely an Eli!
Pretty well and sleepy. Had a sub in class and he's funny but says um a lot
>>703931987
Try Thriftbook.com or bookrenter.com
Amazon doesn't have the book?
>>703932142
That's impressive
>>703930742
Because if I kill myself, I'm gonna make sure I die
>>703931928
I find Scanty to be underappreciated
>>703932078
No, Alice, it's BRAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAP!
>Rotary engine yo!
>>703930980
Sounds spooky
>>703930988
Dubs.
And 11 off from trips
>>703931203
Don't forget the absolutely horrible interface
>>703931221
Well, OK
>>703931263
Hey Megaman
>>703931275
You could just do garage method or exit bag
>>703931297
No cannons?
>>703931879
Vroom?
>>703931489
True I guess
But you didn't answer me
How are you doing Alice?
>>703931578
Well didn't you want more love in your life?
I'm pretty sure they'll give it to you
>>703931928
Oh right it's Wednesday, I will press F
I'm doing okay I guess, having the hottest week ever in September so that's a thing
We get shorter classes because of it though
>Jedi mind tricks
Oh god they're good you better start listening to them
>>703932270
Aren't rotaries a meme?
>Ran-sama
>>703932224
Firearm suicides have one of the lowest success rates.
>>703932270
I don't know what a rotary engine is, but okay!
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>703932304
I'm doing okay I guess, how are you doing?
>I didn't see that part I guess
>>703931987
Hm, whats the book called? I couldn't find mine until I went to the school book store, it was a school made one.
>>703932142
Oh, kek. Yeah, I had a pretty good day in class yesterday cause we watched House MD to relate to our Signature assignment. Also I'm writing a review for a manga for a grade in my English Class. ^^
>>703932290
Yeah, plus half the time while you're trying to do something, one of them is stuck in a doorway, or drinking himself into a coma.
>>703932224
Trying to suicide and actually surviving must be the worst shit ever.
You're probably gonna end up in vegetative state for the rest of your life.
>>703932290
BRAAAP!
>>703932326
In a sense. Still a kick ass engine, despite its flaws.
>I get to experience the meme first hand!
>>703932403
Instead of a piston powered engine, it's powered by a Dorito!
>>703929256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b-7tP7IW5Q
>>703932393
if you're gunna do it do it with a mouth full of water and then under the chin. the shockwave of the water will make sure you ded
>>703932304
i dont know seems like id just be i dont know meat?
>>703932575
MLG power? Do you fuel up with Mountain Dew? And do I get bonus EXP for Call of Duty if I get a drive with you?
>>703932393
Unless its a shotgun and you obliterate your head
>>703932575
>Not having a Manual rotary miata with ecoboost
>>703932290
cannons aren't needed when a helicopter is falling over 800 ft into a highly populated area
(rotor blades flying everywhere, fireworks causing fire, niggers being niggers)
Calamity-masu'd
>>703932818
>pets the tails
They do seem soft
>>703932403
How's college going?
I'm really tired a lot lately, sleeping sucks
Also moved back in with parents and it sucks
>>703932759
Well kind of I guess, but I'm sure you'll get a lot of love you
And don't you love getting filled with the warm feeling of love?
>>703932905
Whats up rem?
>>703932417
Or just mad because he can't get a specific fucking material to make his dumb ass flaming-goblin-engraved chair
>PIC FUCKING RELATED
>>703932575
BRAAAP?
>>703932619
Or just lay your head on train tracks
Or drink yourself to death
Or car crash
Or something.
>>703932781
Shotguns are the worst offenders though, you usually end up ripping your jaw off and having to look like the Smoker from Left 4 Dead.
>>703932825
But they're baller as fuck
>Galil
>>703932219
Knowledge
>>703932290
Mmhmm Kek
>>703932417
Never seen that show before. Ooohh sounds fun! I busted ghosts yesterday at work
>>703929256
https://youtu.be/PT2_F-1esPk
>>703932773
Yes, but only use Voltage otherwise the engine overheats.
And ya, 200 points per mile!
>>703932818
>Manual
>Miata
>Ecoboost
>Implying I'm not selling that for $70,000
No tire kickers, no lowballers, I KNOW WHAT I GOT!
>>703933105
BRAAAAAAAP!
>>703933105
You're thinking of the Spitter
>>703933207
You're a cute
>>703933058
College is going pretty good I guess, only on my third day of the term so we have yet to see how things will go. Sleeping always sucks, that's why I do as little of it as possible. I remember you saying that, I really look forward to moving out, then I could be alone all the time and only interact with people when I have to
>>703933201
You've got so much knowledge its incredible. I hear your bathroom is pretty amazing too
>>703933207
Holy shit, finally a use for Voltage. Code Red is the only good Mountain Dew (except original of course)
Hey Waifufags
see if Akinator can guess your waifu
http://en.akinator.com/
>>703933105
>The horse is screaming
That reminds me of a thing i did for my school news thing.
KEK. I love it.
>>703933201
>Busted ghosts
Nice. House MD is pretty funny, its a comedy/drama thing with Dr. House as the MC, he's a sarcastic dick but he's really good at his job and respected.
>>703933058
i dont know im not cute enough for it. cant say ive felt that sensation
>>703933458
They're making Dorito flavoured Mountain Dew.
>>703933105
if you wanna bring cannons to my suicide, be my guest.
>>703933125
Good day, Ruri.
>>703933202
Oh , my.
>>703933795
I think I saved that because I found it pretty funny at the time, for whatever reason.
>>703933207
*braap*
>>703933403
Nah man, the dangly bits and he blood look like the Smoker
>>703933639
Continue
>>703933685
MUM GET THE CAMERA
>>703933734
Sweet, I totally will, just post here whenever you do it and I'll come.
>>703933532
>Is your character real
triggered
>>703933666
You're cute enough to deposit this dick in your mouth
>>703932136
O, daddy o.
Jazz term! Not sexual!
>>703932241
Fair, just not my kind of character really.
I dig the shyer, smarter characters.
>>703932304
The f is appreciated.
Its actually kind of cold here in NY, Im wearing a fleece hoodie and army fatigues over a tshirt
They are up very soon in fact, I have them up after Bob Dylan
>>703932585
Very nice, very nice!
I really should play this game
>>703933201
God I should listen to more of this...
>>703933403
I am not. Who put you up to this?
>>703933458
>Not liking Voltage
PLEB TASTE DETECTED!
>>703933915
Rotary powered tank when?
>>703933458
Oh dang I didn't know that
Yea still a long time ahead of you before its gonna get hard probably
Yea I forgot how nice that just no social interactions some days
Perhaps I needed this though they're still pretty strict with me
>>703933532
That was pretty fast kek
>>703933666
As long as you are well shaved and do whatever they want they don't mind I assure you
>Also you are super cute shut it
I was trying to low-key nasty but I failed
>>703933532
>Is your character real
This depends on your view, the Galil is a real life rifle but I don't know if he counts her as simply a character or a real life thing.
>Galil
>>703934006
I'd hardly call either one shy
>>703928905
my /b/rothers, i will attempt to get dubs!
Claimed!
>>703934006
I don't believe you. You called me daddy again. Bit like I said, it's okay, you calling me that.
>>703934262
But* not bit
Afternoon all!
>>703933915
ok, remember to bring duck tape.
david will probably try to fight us
>>703933685
That would be disgusting
>>703933532
>
>>703934088
I'm hoping it gets a bit more difficult, things are kind of boring right nowI. t's possibly because I hate people
>>703932142
>Amazon
Feck why didn't I think of that before of all places
Thank ye kindly for reminding me to use some common sense, found exactly what I was looking for.
>>703932417
Meisenberg & Simmons: Principles of Medical Biochemistry
Luckily amazon has come to the rescue
>>703934337
Hey there.
>>703933458
I do. Just click on the link
>>703933532
I did it before it gave me erza
>>703933639
Sounds like me sooner or later in the medical field
>
>>703934006
It got to me the day it came out
>>703934337
Sup
>shinoa
>>703933997
i guess anyone is then
>>703934088
thats a lot of shaving and probably an enema. also you still havent seen me. nothing about that is low key
>>703933532
Oh shit
>>703934474
It happens to all of us. Don't beat youself over it and yay! It's a 2 day shipping since you're a student
>shinoa
>>703933532
Took 2 tries. The "does your character sing on stage" question gave it away.
>>703933915
Kek.
>Be me, part of my school's acting club and pretty fuckin good at it too I'll tell you wot.
>I'm also the lights guy, unrelated though.
>Anyway, get approached by my buddy in the School News.
>I'm infamous for wearing a horsemask and pranking teachers for shits and giggles.
>I did it on Halloween for two years in a row.
>"I need you to do the weather for our broadcast, not the real weather though, its a joke show."
>Alright.
>"Now here's Horseman Johnson with the weather."
>Cut to me.
>"GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED."
>Guttural scream.
>"Thanks horseman."
>continue broadcast will bullshit news
>Crashing in the background, camera turns to door
>I kick the door in.
>"WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?!"
>"Oh God. Oh God the day has come."
>Enter room, jump on desk.
>School RO comes in behind me and tazes me
>I was wearing a pillow under my shirt, managed to stop the taser bits.
>Hit the ground, flop around for a bit.
>School RO comes up to me.
>Camera pans away.
>Gunshot sound effect.
I wish I had a copy of it, its a glorious thing.
>>703934689
Nice. I'm gonna be that one guy who makes complex things unrealistically simple ^^
>>703933795
Good day to you as well, Mikan.
I hope you're doing well.
>>703934340
>Duck tape
Nigga you dumb
>>703933532
Took him two guesses and 49 questions
>>703934600
Horry shit
>>703934689
Did you save pic related?
>>703934641
Oh hey, its you again!
I just cooked some salmon. It was nice. What have you been up to?
>>703933532
He guessed it, correctly
>せんりつ の たつまき
>>703934006
Whats the temp there?
I mean I'm complaining about 95-100 F
Damm you got a weird mix of music
All good though so you got that going
>>703934418
Yea I understand for me it's the same, but I get grades for attending so I'm just wasting my time in class
I met a cool guy today though he might be normie but not as bad as everyone else
>Has 60 hours into csgo calls himself a hardcore gamer
>>703934696
You really underestimate my stalking power
And it wasn't? Oh i thought you would react a bit different then
>>703933532
Nope.
>Laura.
>Are you currently involved with your character?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
>Is your character linked with sex
>yes
>Is your character a child?
>>703934839
Is that why you're studying psychology?
>>703934964
Yes I did lol. It was me yesterday at work
>>703934964
Nothing really. Found a new favorite Grant Green album.
>>703933896
Hmm. It would seem that I found it funny too, at some point. Ah, well.
>>703934006
It is a fantastic soundtrack, isn't it?
>>703934845
Thank you, Ruri
In this moment, I'm doing okay. I hope you can say the same, at least.
>>703935266
i do when you have already used about 6 of the 14 hours to get here and i dont think youve even left your house yet. i think i brushed it off well enough
>>703934859
i know its duct tape,
i just like ducks.
>>703935360
Kek
>>703935418
Do you listen to Die Antwoord?
>IS your character a pet
Well, sort of, i think that gave it away
>>703935360
>FBI have been notified
>>703935360
Oh my gawd.
>>703935418
Which is?
>>703935395
You work? Where at?
>>703934689
Where do I sign up?
>>703935266
Giving grades for attendance is a piss off. I don't know why teachers do this
A whole 60 hours?
>I put 103 into WoW since the 30th :|
>>703935395
Nah I'm taking the psych class cause its Sociology and I need it. I wanna be a Network Admin ^^
>>703935280
44 questions on second try.
>>703935759
>Forgot my image
>AAAaaaa
>>703934813
2 day shipping ye say?
Extremely handy then!
Hopefully the time required to read this and other books on my course won't interfere with my nightly attempts in these threads.
>>703935533
No.
>>703935564
Grant's First Stand. It was previously Idle Moments.
~Shiro
>>703935477
That was 6 hours ago?!
Jesus my day was useless
Yes you did
And i thought I was being all cheeki
>>703935565
Its because they know no one would come if they didn't
I srsly fell asleep during math twice
Yea I had to contain my laughter but it doesn't really matter. He's got good taste in games
>That's a lot!
Then again you seem to be playing non stop
>Tsun yun
>>703935564
A gym/warehouse. We haven't met have we?
>>703935565
Come to texas
>>703935759
Oohhhhh nice! Thought you're into psyc cause the analysis you did
>>703935812
It is! Same here dude. It's fun having you in thread
>shinoa bro
