We did it /b
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We did it /b
>>703912187
oh, this can be good
>>703912187
Are you retarded this is to obvious
>>703912187
reminds me of . . .
>>703912187
I wonder what component of the phone actually gets destroyed by doing this.
>>703912187
Any proof?
>>703912187
>we
>>703913388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi4zOYEBC4I
>>703913063
>are you retarded
>to
>No larger than 4mm
>>703913063
Macfags ARE rretarded
it needs a bullshit title like 'bring back jack' or some shit that apple would come up with
>>703913519
holy fucking christ
is that real?
if so, top kek and rip Iphone 7 users
>>703914017
shit photoshop but what im trying to convey
>>703914950
>"bringing us closer to you"
U-uncle st-stop getting closer
>>703914950
I think we should spin it as a "Lifehack" say that its still there for the Apple repairers to access some part of the phone directly, perhaps the Auxiliary Accelerometer Calibration unit?
Problem is, macfags don't strike me as being the sort of people who own a drill. And if they did, it would have one drill bit that cannot be removed.
>>703916058
yes, perfect
somebody make it
>>703916058
They made the case so it covered the aux input so users are forced to buy additional hardware, apples share price plummeting causing durastic measures ect ect
>>703915831
pedobear approves of this advert
>>703916165
>Laptop is faarrr too shit to photoshop, sorry anon :(
>>703916135
You're so fucking true it hurts.
>>703916135
What if it said "Can also be achieved using a a hammer and chisel" ?
>>703916165
If I can get my hands on a broken Iphone 6, Im going to tape over the top and paint it to look like the iphone 7 top, and show me drilling through the tape to the headphone jack
>>703916399
Yeah they don't own drills but sure as fuck own a hammer and a chisel.
Are you retarded, anon?
>>703916399
Does it have any reciever/transmitter bands on the outside of the phone? if so we could say pushing a pen really hard into those bands works?
>>703912187
I like the one where anon said that running a magnet over the back a few times increases Bluetooth connectivity.
>>703916534
That is very well done
>>703916452
holy fuck /b/ is finally doing something
>>703916640
dont get excited kid this will fizzle out. cant wait for more blacked shill posts!! just kill me
>>703916534
another idea, perhaps change the heat idea to "When charging your phone, place it under a stack of thermal inducing material to speed up the charging process. Our new feature allows you to literally feel how fast your phone is charging, depending on how hot is under your material"
>>703916818
Yeah, I think a direct flame is a little too obvious, an not everyone will have a lighter or matches. How about heating in a saucepan?
>>703916640
Newfag detected
>>703916534
minor revisions
>>703916958
>Newfag
>>703917077
The picture of the phone is low res compared to the text. Also Apple logo on bottom left needs some work
>>703917077
I like it, it spells it out in the way that Apple would, condescendingly
>>703916937
Yes or a toaster? Perfect phone shape? Maybe another is the Iphone 7 is only IP67 so the seals can only last an hour underwater, we could say leaving your waterproof iphone in a bowl of water overnight cleans the speakers and buttons and helps them to never get clogged
>>703917423
Probably just a draft, like how the text is weirdly squashed.
>>703917077
am i the only one who thinks this is idiotic? nobody would ever put his phone directly onto fire. the 4mm hole idea is far better, just make up some diagram of the inside of the phone
>>703917077
I can see traces of PSing. Just tilt the screen towards you and you'll see it.
>>703916937
>Yeah, I think a direct flame is a little too obvious.
Agreed with this.
Come up with something else.
>>703917588
Let's go with toaster but we should incorporate heat but instead of flame toaster
>>703917077
Add the "How does Heat Work" section into the first paragraph, and use the second paragraph for a section like "How Heat can help you"
> With triple charging speeds than that of a usual wall outlet, what's not to enjoy. Our vision at Apple was a long battery life so you can fully enjoy your Iphone7 experience, and what good is that if you have to wait all day for it to charge! With the Heat(trademark sign) system we have taken one of the most abundant energy sources and transformed in perfectly and simplistically into your handheld supercomputer
>>703917748
shit the diagram is a really good idea guys, our main concern is people not having a drill tho
>>703917588
>Toaster
Or hair straighteners or whatever macfags have lying around.
We did waterproof last time, and if we're going for a lithium battery fire like the drill suggestion then heating the device I'm not sure will be enough. A toaster will fuck shit up, but not so spectacularly.
>>703914518
lithium battery, lithium is highly reactive to oxygen
>>703918106
it has to be toaster its so common and believable
>believable in the context of macfags who are reatrds
> Our new screens have a special heat-proof glazing that protects it from damage, allowing swift heat transfer straight to your battery
>>703917767
There they are.
>>703918106
"A direct heat source such as an element or even a toaster, the heat inductors are located on the back panel of the Iphone 7, any direct heat source will work" Maybe?
>>703918272
This
>>703918331
Looks like someone got a little too excited over their new photo and "baptized" it
can someone make the fucking toaster advert already?
>>703917077
bad font
>>703918104
people buy stupid shit when they think they're outsmarting the system
make the diagram official and idiots will swarm to it like antivacciners or other mongoloids who don't check sources of the shit they believe in
>>703918272
This is good, just need the right phrasing around the heatsource, We dont want to specify the appliance, just make it sound as if any intense source of heat will work. Maybe we just explain the theory behind the heat system in the iphone 7 but dont tell anyone what to specifically do, just let them get curious on their own
But guys... What if someone really does this and it hurts their phone?
>>703916639
No it's not you fucking retard.
It's way too fucking obvious.
>>703918695
We need a draftsman do we have a drafsman
>>703917967
add the protip
simply lay the phone with the back on the hotplate on mid temperature and a cold water filled pot on it.
some physics explnation: the heat difference between back and top generates electricity using the peltier effect.
please some skilled anon create an image of this
>>703918805
>profit
>>703918829
For a draft it was very well done, I can see you would be awesome in group projects, new team leader over here guys
>>703917748
you don't remember when people MICROWAVED their phones, do you?
>>703918877
If using a toaster, please ensure the battery does not overcharge by placing a wet towel above the device.
Wouldn't it be easier to do a lifehack type post rather than trying to look "apple official"
>>703913222
>more microwave time for higher wattage
>>703918877
Damn with that many steps it would be fucking hilarious if people actually fell for it. The crazy thing is, in this world, in this current year, someone will
>>703919016
"Taking a bath with your charging Iphone 7 is highly reccomended"
>>703912187
come on now... people are stupid, but not THAT stupid
>>703919044
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES THANKYOU HUMANS FOR BREEDING THE EXTREMITIES
>Put iPhone in vapor pressure pot
>iPhone works 2x as fast as before cause solder joints are more compressed so it can transfer data faster
>Seems legit
>>703917077
>less than 30 seconds.
Unless you're talking about the total amount of sex you've ever had no one will believe this.
>>703919202
Take your toaster to the bathtub!
>>703919202
Nobody on earth is stupid enough to fell for it
>>703918877
idea is interesting
imagine the "user"s reaction after lifting the pot after a good charge
>>703919319
>>703919044
>>703918877
>>703918829
Remember that gorilla glass floor display with the featherweight hammer on a fulcrum?
>>703919014
but they could have a reason to thing microwaves carried a magic energy or shit, heat is just heat, aint nobody fall for that
>>703919319
>come on now... people are stupid, but not THAT stupid
Anon do I need to remind you of "cut for bieber"?
>>703919398
Wow dude I didn't know we had a scientist in the thread
>>703914017
"the me, by us".
>>703919625
Or piss for equality.
>>703919553
The cringe
>>703919774
Thats not cringy. What is your definition of cringe anon?
>>703919014
the microwave thing was semi-plausible, this is not
>>703919894
Watching someone fuck up is cringe to me dude, and the surity that he has in the fucking sheet of glass to save his already-thicker-glass screen from a fucking hammer just makes me want to pull my pubes out and sew them to my gums
>That head nod at the end kills me
What phone was it thats water proof?
Tell people to mix amonia and bleach and put their phones in it to charge it extra quick.
>>703920180
This would be fucking gold to see some idots doing on youtube
>>703918805
Beep beep beep
Newfag detected
>>703920180
Better yet, tell them it reacts with the seals making the iphone IP89, making it water resistance for up to 8 hours
>>703919014
We don't know if that were trolls, at least it was just a few people. Iphone heat it just retarded, not even little kids will believe this.
>>703920251
>ty for checking
Heat is too stupid. Really even people with down syndrome will realize this is a troll. Wave and the waterproof thing were at least somewhat believable
Why not magnets. Nobody knows how they work.
>>703920180
what about telling them to put the phone in a plate and make crystals on it for the metal to turn into a different color?
>>703920356
Yeah I agree, It was a good idea but the drill idea seems to be the most plausable and requires the least amount of bullshit, we just need a diagram
>>703916465
Hammer and chisel is basically "something pointy and something hard to hit it with"
>>703920178
Hmmm I think that the word cringe is overused nowadays. My definition of cringe is something like: An awkward person trying to interact with others without any social skills. Which is hard to watch.
I get you tho, the video is hard to watch, but I would not say cringe.
>>703920567
That would definitely entice alot of people, changing colors and all
We could run the opposite direction with this.
"We at Apple strongly discourage the use of heat to charge the new iPhone 7. An overheated battery may pose a fire risk, and any materials claiming otherwise are part of an Internet hoax.
To avoid such risks, our engineers developed Freeze, allowing your iPhone 7 to recharge by being left overnight in a domestic freezer."
>>703920632
I'm not them, but Cringe is an emotional reaction. Something Cringe-worthy is an action that triggers that emotional response.
It's usually an example of someone failing at something that should be easy or not done at all for some obvious reason, so I would say it is validly "cringe".
>>703920632
I think what makes us cringe is reminders of our own shortcomings, I cringe at the guy being stupid because I value my intelligence but I'm stupid all the fucking time and I hate it, maybe you value being sociable/popular/likable
>>703920739
This sounds more plausible, but would the cold actually do anything to the phone?
>>703920739
My friend always puts his phone in the freezer when it overheats, what does it do?
>>703913063
If we managed to make >>703913222 happen, this will probably happen too.
>>703917077
pretty major revisions here, trying to take everyones suggestions into account and ignore the fags getting triggered at a rough draft
-cleaned up 99% of PSing
-Added a paragraph
if people were stupid enough to micro wave their phone, they'll do this
>>703920552
I think this has potential. Tell them to leave magnets on the back of their phone while it's charging to recharge it faster. Stronger magnets charge it faster.
>>703920180
>>703920317
Something like this
Spread info that putting your iphone in amonia + bleach will put a water sealant coat around the phone
Since the iPhone 7 is already water resistant some idiots might not hesitate to put it in any liquid
I say we cover all fronts of retardism from the headphone jack, to the water resistance and maybe even shatterproof screens
Let's make infographs of all this shit and just send it out there. We don't have to settle for just one
>>703920883
When frozen electronics are brought back to room temperature, water vapour condenses. The contraction of materials may also break something, though I'm not sure.
>>703920781
I only have the same body types, really into skinny chicks
>>703920567
Oooh, that could be good.
Also thought of something else with the ammonia and bleach trick. Those washing machines right the newer models if you clise them they get that fucky smell right? Tell people to get rid of said smell cheap and easy mix bleach and ammonia together and spin the inside manually for 3 mins close and come back in 2 mins. Then open it. The vapours will kill the smell and its harmless.
>>703920781
>>703912187
NOT
YOUR
PERSONAL
ARMY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
MODS BAN THIS LITTLE SHIT
>>703920991
magnets no longer interfere with iphones, watch a techrax video where he puts an iphone on an industrial strength magnet the size of your head, nothing..
>>703920965
make vertical alignment between the text and box centered
>>703920991
This has potential
I like the magnet idea, crappy draft:
>>703920781
pt. 3
new idea
the bottom holes are designed for suction charging with the vacuum.
the integrated vibration motor works as a turbine and generates the needed power for a 5min quick charge.
>>703920991
Magnets will definitely work. a shoop saying that putting magnets on the front and back of the phone while charging will make it charge faster
>>703921119
Fuck up yes you are you're just AWOL faggot
>>703920910
it cools it off. That's not the problem, though. The issue is when cold metal is brought to a room temperature environment it condenses atmospheric moisture very quickly.
What about saying it can be solar charged
>>703920883
>>703920883
This is the best idea so far
>>703912187
Anyone who actually falls for this does not deserve to be in possession of a smart phone.
>>703920848
I can agree with you on some points you are making, but its weird that my values are completely different than what you have described. For me in the first 3 things are loyalty, courage and intelligence.
>>703921254
Unless your vacuum has a very, very small nozzle, most of the air will escape past the phone. And there's not much room for air to circulate anyway, you're not going to be able to build up meaningful pressure.
>>703920965
Sounds pausible than the last version tbh.
Maybe some advice how to make a fast, but effective fire?
>>703921119
Retard
We've come up with a fake iPhone "hack" for every new release
Gtgo newfagfriend
> triggered because you plan on buying the new iphone
>>703920965
Looking good!
"has charging speeds of incredibly high speeds"
I'd go "Has charging rates of incredible high speeds" And take away the "For Free"
Photoshopping is looking really clean anon!
>>703920316
get a load of this dumb bastard
>>703921231
This is the most likely to work, because retards don't see a magnet as harmful.
>>703921428
Loyalty is strictly a social value and it was first on your list, so he wasn't too far off.
One problem I see with the fire idea is the people who don't know how to make a fire
Maybe add on the shoop that the fire from a standard lighter will work. so it's more accessible for people
this >>703920567 or this >>703914950 seems far more reliable than putting your phone on fire
I feel bad for making suggestions.
8 years here and I still have empathy.
Shit.
>>703921651
actually retards do see a magnet as harmful even tho it does nothing to your phone
>>703921266
jesus christ faggot, MAGNETS DON'T WORK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGAbuTrm_bI
>>703921454
>1200w vacuum motor
>slit nozzle fits perfectly over the phone bottom
>not enough power for a ~10W quick charge
kekked
i personally like the vacuum idea because of common vacuum access and housewifes dumbness
>Drill 4mm hole
>3.5mm audio jack
>>703916534
Nobody is that stupid... i hope for humanity's sake
>>703913063
tell that to the 2.6K likes
Have you considered using a screenshot of iOS 10 rather than iOS 9?
>>703921739
I'm here to tell people it's a bad idea when they start introducing something that will hurt people.
It's one thing to destroy a phone because of someone's stupidity, but it's something else to hurt kids, since they are all mostly stupid by nature. i.e. the "Make Crystals at Home" meme, which supposedly actually resulted in some hospitalizations.
>>703921428
I'd like to have a life that's organized enough to know my own morals, all I know for sure is than I'm an arrogant dick. I spend all my time working as a volunteer at the salvation army, but only to feel better than everyone else who comes seeking help
>>703921803
I stand corrected.
>>703921855
But the normies don't know that, or they can overlook this with ease.
>>703921119
Just what we need. A loud NYPA.
>>703921240
Sauce?
>>703921855
I hadn't even noticed that jfc
>>703921964
Can you explain what the crystals do to a phobe?
>>703922049
gotchu fam
>>703921855
>implying anyone dumb enough would have 4mm drill bit, much less a 3.5mm one
>>703922285
I know, and imagine the likely hood of them snapping the bit trying to get it to bite
Here's an idea; how about we make tech youtube channels that say to poke holes in their batteries with a thumbtack?
>>703922453
We could tell them it's so the battery can get rid of excess charges. We could also tell them it will improve battery life.
>>703922367
Ty anon thats really nice
here have a thing
>>703917967
>With triple charging speeds than that of a usual wall outlet,
Shit, don't advertise it as a way to charge, advertise it as a way to improve charging speed. Still need to be plugged in, but will charge 3x faster.
The heat expands the semiconductive materials in the charging circuit, allowing more power to pass to the battery.
>>703921964
Yeah bad things are gonna happen for sure
>>703922246
The "crystals" don't actually appear. It turns into chlorine gas or mustard gas. So basically poisoning people who don't know better.
>>703920965
tell me you are joking
this looks so bad
Introducing Wash
Wash is the latest creation by Apple. Our engineers have created a durable, easy-to-clean product capable of withstanding a full spin cycle in a washing machine and/or dryer, up to xxx deg F.
>>703922623
Still drafting it out bud, have faith
>>703921119
iFag owner detected.
>>703922726
>>703922726
better yet, help out and fix it up
>>703922593
No problem. Thanks for the gif, will come handy later tonight. Have a good one :^)
>>703916452
THIS
I don't think any of this would actually fool anyone, were beating a dead horse here..
>>703916584
>underrated post
>>703920632
It appears that your definition of "cringe" comes straight from /b/.
kys
>>703922612
well then come up with a formula that creates acid or something that destroys the phone
>>703922726
replace fire with boiling water
or putting it in the oven
If you guys promote that stupid ass heat idea that almost nobody will believe (which will be proven by the one fag who destroys his phone) they won't believe anything they see about iphones especially because the pic looks shitty
>>703919747
or dicks out for harambae
>>703922596
>The heat expands the semiconductive materials in the charging circuit, allowing more power to pass to the battery
Find the catastrophic failure temp of the battery, add it as the "ideal charging temp", and say that the temp can be achieved by placing the phone in or over a toaster.
>>703922825
I doubt you've been to any of the previous years, have you? Trust me when I say that Apple users are dumbasses.
There's always a nonbeliever in these threads, man.
This is as far as I'll take this picture, you anons are welcome to use this and modify to your own degree, maybe a better stock photo? I have limited resources.
-Alligned text boxes
-added warning statement
>>703923028
Or on an electric hob/hot plate
>>703916452
>>703916534
It's a bit over the edge
I'd try something like
"surelock technology"; old 3.5mm jacks are still usable through the left side of our lightning© port- just a little more force is necessary
>>703923099
Not gonna lie, that jpg of the iPhone looks really shitty. Can someone change it?
>>703922950
That's fucking stupid, it would he hard to create a formula that would create acid fast AND destroy the phone fast enough for someone to not realize its bullshit when they see a tiny little reaction starting
It would take a long fucking time for it to actually destroy it
>>703922638
lol
>>703923046
I want to believe..
But how can anybody be fooled by iPhone shit 3 times? Have I just got too much hope in humanity still..
>>703923147
Yep, whatever source, just get it to ???c (use Celsius to confuse dumb fucks) and it will charge ultra fast.
>>703916534
KEK
>>703913519
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNS thats basically what happens with the note7.
>>703922593
That looks delicious, do you have the source?
>>703916584
Bon
>>703917077
charging is basically done and arouses way too much suspicion
try something like (olive) oil in the ports to enhance conductivity (faster USB speeds!)
>>703923019
HARAMBE
DICKS OUT!
Freeze-Heat, boosts charging capacity, first put the phone in the freezer for 30 minutes to an hour, remove and quickly drop in hot water/in toaster/hob or whatever. this will expand the components basically killing it
>>703919044
>What's he taking the photo with
>>703923293
Maybe this >>703920739 could be an idea. Denounce an obvious troll attempt while simultaneously being more subtle.
>>703923099
You are fucking beautiful anon, nice dubs, and sleep well knowing you've done the world a favor
>>703912187
Unrelated, but related... Does that mean that you can't use 3rd party hardware like Square on the new iPhone, or will that work through the adapter also? If so, that must be a fiddly procedure...
>>703923648
His dick
>>703923099
Looks like a Powerpoint slide made by some high school dipshit.
>>703923417
No sorry but it has the same effect on me, so hungry
>Here have this
>>703912187
Too obviously fake. It's not like most people have a drill capable of doing that anyway.
>>703923417
> And this
>>703923099
not a bad effort, but just look at the color difference around the "powered by apple" logo
>>703920965
You should explain it by saying the batteries are powered by an endothermic reaction. The phone will no longer be hot because the heat is absorbed by the battery heatsink.
>>703916135
Fuck you. My Apple iDrill comes with one speed and two bits. 4mm, hex and an anal coupling adapter.
>>703923800
my thoughts exactly
>everyone praising this shitshow
>>703923099
>handheld supercomputer
>>703920965
Did you really do three revisions and still not spell efficient or traditional correctly?
>>703919044
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/239567/magical-exploded-and-burninated-items-of-mystery-microwave-edition
That's not an iphone...
>>703919044
Fake and gay
>>703923967
I think I'm the only guy praising it, I just really want this to happen
>>703919553
what the fuck did he expect?
>>703921116
Nice
>>703920739
How would putting it in the freezer overnight be better than just plugging it in for an hour?
You guys are pretty bad at coming up with pranks
>>703913063
It ALREADY DID WORK. PEOPLE ALREADY DID THIS. Nothing is ever to obvious, otherwise people wouldn't watch all that fake bullshit on american tv.
>>703923808
Well, here you have this. Btw thanks you for the honey fetish
>>703916534
Good.
>>703924458
Where have you seen someone falling for the drill thing?
>>703924253
There was this floor display in New Zealand, probably in Australia aswell, of a phone with a gorilla glass case, and a hammer that you could lift up and watch it drop onto the screen and bounce off. Only the hammer was literal enamel coated plastic, and you couldn't put any force behind it due to an axle running through the end of the handle. I think he was trying to do his own 'review'
>>703924331
Saves energy or some shit. Don't put too much logical thought into this anon
>>703924564
Damn she is gorgeous! Hahaha no worries, make the most of it before all our bees die out
>>703924187
i'd like it too, and i'd 'boot but my skills are pathetic.
stuff like 'using heat for 60 seconds or less, do not go over 60 seconds' just isn't good grammar
the kind of people that would damage their phones aren't going to pick up on that, but still, it's just bad
>>703924730
>apple user
>saving energy
The caption of ig images is "sound legit" and its a fucking meme page, so yall didnt make it.
>>703917329
>>703919044
That shit was ebin. I indirectly convinced my step sister of that and she did it. Also I published thus shit on one of my pages and I got literally 10s of thousands of people commenting and messaging the page about this shit kek
>>703925028
Hey I just posted that in the other thread lel
>>703924730
Pranks actually work if they follow some type of logic. That's why the microwave one worked, where your idea is shit.
>>703925028
This is really well-done
>>703925028
looks ok, but not sure it would actually do anything, since the new phones are IP67.
>>703924799
I agree its not worded anywhere near like apple would. My laptop is so shit tier it cant even run photoshop -.-
>>703925028
good job anon although the wording could be refined, it needs to be completely formal
>>703923099
I think the text is great, fix logo at the bottom and a nice, clean pic of the phone and gurantee at least a few people will do this. Lets just fucking hope the upload it to youtube
>>703925028
>>703925667
That probably wouldn't actually harm the phone
>>703925028
oh that is so much better
What about saying you don't need a drill and can also smash away the casing with a hammer to find the hidden jack?
>>703925250
good work bro
>>703925882
I don't think telling people to smash their new phone with a hammer will work. Just saying.
>>703925807
Water vapour condenses, only problem is not sure if enough vapour can get into the phone to make a difference.
>>703925028
that wont even kill it
>>703925894
Thanks mang head over to the other thread cuz this gon 404 real soon. Let's continue this shit over there. Will post best one on every one of my FB pages and I have a combined quarter million likes so we could really tear shit up
>>703926115
the 7s are IP67 certified. They won't have any water vapor in the phone itself, and they are water resistant. Freezers actually dry stuff out too. So yeah, probably won't actually do anything.
>>703926181
nothing has made me this turned on before ily
>>703926403
Kek
>>703926181
nah, it's not going to do anything to the phones other than make them cold.
>>703926398
Bro idk if you know, but IP67 is seriously shit tier water proofing, the seals will be literally 2-3mm in width, if not smaller. I'm sure this could fuck up something
>>703926808
Your standard outdoor outlet is IP67, and one frost will kill those seals outright
>>703926398
Freezers may dry stuff out, but you still get ice crystals that form from vapour re-freezing. Other than that, feck. I got nothing
>>703926808
only if there was water vapor in the phone before hand. In that case, the phone would already be fucked up. Freezers dry stuff out, that's what freezer burn is. So no, it won't do anything.
>>703913517
You obviously missed the thread recently when we were brainstorming ideas for the new iPhone.
>>703926597
Oh alright then
>>703926931
again, only if there was water vapor already in the phone. If so, then the phone is fucked long before you put it in the freezer.
>>703925028
do this one..
>>703919044
God I hope that's real.
>>703926997
>>703927101
that being said, worth testing. Who wants to sacrifice their phone?
>>703922246
you're fucking retarded and your reading comprehension skills need a lot of work.
>>703927279
it won't work, other than making a few phones cold.
This one's pretty good
>>703927550
see, this is a good one. Not just sticking it in a freezer or hitting it with a hammer.
>>703913897
That's an iphone, not a mac.
>look whose "rretarded" now
Don't underestimate how retarded iPhone users are
Everything mentioned in this thread will probably work
>>703921119
>Any attempt at lulz or a raid
NUT UR PERSONEL ARMI!!!!11!!!!!
Seriously kill yourself
>>703927801
yeah, on maybe a dozen people. You need something that will effect thousands. Smashing it with a hammer or drilling into it isn't one of those.
The microwave trick worked because it makes logical sense, to stupid people. Command line stuff works too, because most mac users are basically illiterate.
>>703927550
Isn't this for ubuntu?
Why are we doing this is the phone isn't even realased?
>>703928404
getting ahead of the game to have the dankest memes possible on launch day
>>703928287
OS X is UNIX-like
>>703927550
>Using a mac for EVE
,
I mean, it must be real if wired is talking about it... *cough* *cough*
>>703929718
w/ white bg
>>703920739
Creating a strawman could actually work, I just don't know that the cold would do anything to fuck up the phone.
>>703927550
Look what I found
>>703929722
Snopes has an article on it as well.
>>703930898
It would be a good idea to also write a snopes article on it...
>>703913222
kek, more time with more wattage.
>>703927735
Probably b8 but whatever. macfag = apple fanboy = brand loyal retarded hipster with no desire for money.
>>703927550
this
>>703913897
But are they iTard or iRetard?
>>703916135
could always say a picture frame nail can work if the user is careful not to drive it in to far.
>>703917780
On top of a stove
>>703920965
please change this fucking shit 3d render for a real iphone pic, and if you can't make your font as sharp as the headline, blur all of it, ps newfag
>>703931705
you do it then you mong
>>703931603
>>703931603
Combine it with it now being waterproof, so putting it in a saucepan and boiling it won't hurt it
>>703924119
this
>>703917780
iPhone - Kinetic
you can shake your iphone vigorously to charge it
>>703916534
this is too blunt, even retards would know not to set it on fire.
>>703921651
>>703921789
Yeah, most it will do is knock the compass off a little. No hard drive or cathode ray tubes in your phone
>>703930898
Yep, just 'found' the snopes article ;)
>>703919014
the general public doesn't know how microwaves work but they do know that fire will destroy things.
>>703931854
How about putting it on a stove instead of a fire
>>703921285
>>703921285
>>703921469
>>703922036
>>703922738
no more bait for you, kys summerfags
>>703912187
Here's my entry, used to font "Roboto"
>>703931346
eew looks disgusting
>>703932494
Photoshop is too bad to be believable
>>703931769
no pc for ps atm, plus lazy as fuck and drunk
just here for keks faggot
>>703920180
The samsung galaxy S7 is waterproof. Could always claim that apple made their recent ones waterproof as well, then people would just be more careless instead of actively destroying it.
>>703920180
This could be, if we explain something about electrons and how the iphone is absorbing them maybe the people will believe it
>>703932665
You think so? Apple is pretty simplistic and use these colors. >>703914950 is WAY worse than this, kek
>>703921231
kek, such bad photoshop skills
>>703932665
check out the articles here >>703932012
>>703929722
>>703924695
>Apple doesn't use gorilla glass
>They use sappire glass that breaks easilly but doesn't scratch
>Literally just gorilla glass + screen protector will prevent breaking and scratches but apple wants idiots to buy new phones.
