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Is there any way to increase the size of your penis?

Do penis pumps work?

Does jelqing work?

Do steroids work?

Do stretchers work?

What works? Post stories/results etc.
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>>703889626
feel you bro. 14cm here.
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>>703889626

None of it works. It's all lies and scams. If you're little you're little for life and that sucks but that's how it is. Sorry.
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>>703889626
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>>703890358

If you can take comfort in anything understand that there isn't some number other than "big" that will make you happy. Guys who have perfectly normal "average" cocks are still wishing they were huge. There are really only two groups. Those with big dicks and those who wish they had big dicks. Even if you're sitting around 6-7 inches (which is well into average) you're still thinking in the back of your mind that maybe a little bigger might be better.

Best to just forget about it.
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>>703890358
How can you be certain none of it works?
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Steroids that Increase red blood cell count and increasing oxygen as well as increased blood volume levels def aid in the size girth and hardness
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>>703890311
sauce?
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Anyone have any experience with stretchers or pumps?
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I've just got a penis enlarger that actually works. Her name is Emma and she's 19.
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>>703889626
There was a documentary on Netflix a few years ago. This guy with a 3 inch dick tried every method, including jelquing, pumps, pills, etc. It ended with him in Thailand at some motel where a shady doctor was going to surgically add to his cock but he decided against it. It is impossible to increase your penis size. Learn to live with it or kill yourself.
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>>703890949
Some supplements do work as well just not to a greater effect. I currently stack Tongkat Ali and Arginine/Cittruline. The increased blood flow definitely have helped making it appear bigger. The only other suggestion I have is to just lose weight.
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>>703889626

Pumps will only temporarily engorge your dick, can be fun though. Jelqing requires a lot of dedication for a not a whole lot of result - small dick will still be small.

Surgical options are pretty rubbish as well, and no help for small dick either.


Losing weight's the best way unless you're very skinny already.
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>>703891525
Jelquing can actually break your dick. It's really stupid and not worth the risk.
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>>703891608

Not if you do it with patience and your limits in mind, kind of like weightlifting in a way. If you rush things and over-exert yourself without giving a chance for your body to recuperate, of course you'll risk injury.
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Will using a stretcher on your penis have the same effect as say gauges would on an ear lobe?
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>>703891913

I seem to recall reading an article of a study that found it did increase flaccid length with a persisting effect even after stopping regular use, but didn't do much at all for erect length. It requires several hours of wear every day for several months, so if you're up for that there's no harm in it I guess.
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I'm about to help you fucking teenagers out right now: Nobody gives a fuck about the size of your dick except homos and a small percentage of slutty girls. Regular girls don't give a shit, and even most sluts don't give a shit. 99% of people who retardedly care about dick size are dudes, and if you ask me it makes you a huge faggot if you care or have an opinion about how large another man's penis is.

Grow up, you literal faggots.

>inb4 "butthurt guy with small dick"

No. Just no, you 12 year old autists.
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Unfortunately most of these faggots are right. There isn't really any hope for you and your tiny dick. Most men feel inadequate like one anon said. My dick is 6.5 inches long and thick enough I can just get my thumb and middle finger to touch. I was always concerned about it. An ex girlfriend assured me it was more than adequate. Unless you get told it's too small don't sweat it.
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>>703889626

Yes, but they're dangerous

Yes, but it dangerous if done wrong

no

yes. Huge time commitment though. Just saying.
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>>703889626

my dick is 6.3 inches and I can tell you life with a small dick like that in the era of internet porn especially BBC stuff is hell.

Apparently women watch porn as well and most women just expect to get hammered by at least an 8 incher.

I feel like shit and have not had sex because of it for 3 years now.

It just feels wrong seeing a big butt almost completely absorbing my little dick. :(
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>>703890618

This. Your doubt is what fuels all the money men spend on penis enlargement and hair restoration.

If anything, and I mean anything, could make your penis larger or grow hair on your bald spot, trust me, every fucking man in the world would know.

The company with rights to sell these items would make Apple look small.

While we're on the subject, there is no such thing as Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, or aliens. 9/11 was terrorists, and the earth is round...
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>>703893276

Jelqing works for example, you just need to be consistent on it which most dudes just cant afford since it consumes time and focus
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>>703893276
so Viagra and pumps work, but only temporary?
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>>703892746
THANK YOU

im so sick of these threads, /b/ is so full of fags
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>>703889626
Benis bump
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>>703889626
I used to have a small 17 cm penis. Now it's 19 because of urethral sounding. I can fit a D battery in there now but it makes my dick bigger.
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>>703889626

ITT: virgins reassuring each other that women totally dont prefer big dicks

topkek
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>>703889901
14cm is not that bad. It's the average size.
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I can probably enlarge mine.
Only because I have lost more than 3" due to smoking (hardens the arteries). Doc said that after this much time it might be too late even if I do quit smoking.
The trade off is now women can deep throat me but I can no longer grudge fuck a girl.
Since I'm not a teen who will need to punish a cheating girl friend I think the deep throat may be the way to go. It is much nice when they can fit more than half your dick in their mouth. On the other hand a grudge fuck was funny.

As for OP and vitamin T, that does nothing to help with size. You will get morning wood again though.
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>>703893537
Viagra isnt about enlargement. Its about getting hard.

And pumps are just stupid and dont do anything good or bad.
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>>703894146

ahaha no its not, its a baby dick and you know it.

Have you ever heard how a girl tells her friends "girls my new bf god a 14 cm dick its so awesome"

kek
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>>703894146
This
Id say
-3'' tiny
3-4'' small
5-6'' average
7-8'' big
9-10''+ huge

and average is ok due to this >>703892746
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>>703894118

The trick is not caring what women prefer. Fuck them once and then move on, if you got them down to fuck they won't refuse after seeing your dick, unless you're really, really small.
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>>703894315
lol underage b&.

Have you ever heard any girl say that about any penis?
>porn and tv doesn't count
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>>703894315
Yes it is the average. Look for it.

No I havent heard it. I didnt say 14cm dicks were awesome I said it's the average.
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>>703894403

yeah but just fucking women knowing you have to leave afterwards before she leaves you because you are small is not satisfying.

I talked to uncountable women about this and MOST, not all, prefer big dicks. Its just reality and makes sense.
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>>703894118

>thinking you have a big dick because you don't know how to measure correctly.
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>>703894531

learn to eat pussy.

xvideos.com/video10568610/how_to_eat_pussy
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>>703891428
Losing weight is underrated for increasing effective ween length. Most of the small-weened people I see complaining here are also obese. The extra fat effectively pushes out the our layer of your body/skin around your peen, but your organ stays the same length. Losing weight if you are obese will help a ton.
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>>703892746


UHHHHH THEY DO FAGGOT..I AM 6.25" AND BOTH MY EX WIVES, ON PAPER IN COURT DOCUMENTS, SAID I COULDN'T SATISFY THEM AFTER THE BABY.

FUCK YOU KISS LESS VIRGIN. WOMEN CARE. IF YOU ARE AVG. OR ABOVE YOU WILL BE "ADEQUATE" BUT ANYTHING SMALLER YOU MAY HAVE HUGE FUCKING ISSUES.
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>>703894531

Yeah but that's just the reality of it, better accept it and live the life of a poon nomad.
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>>703893163


THIS. I AM 6.25" AND TWO EX WIVES BROUGHT MY SMALL DICK UP IN COURT UNDER EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.

DON'T BELIEVE ANYONE. NOWADAYS IF YOU ARE UNDER 8" YOU HAVE PROBLEMS.
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>>703893329
nooope
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>>703889626
Look at porn, get erection
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>>703894531

Actually studies have shown that women prefer average in length, and large in girth.

Most like girthy penises.

Long penises are annoying because they tend to slam into the cervix which is often painful. Imagine someone just punching you in the taint repeatedly... not fun.

Furthermore, if all you're doing in bed is fucking ramming your dick in and out... sure size may play a big role. But often it's not the best part of sex... most women prefer foreplay, eat that fucking pussy, play massage her body, fucking do something more than just ramming your stupid fucking rod in and out.

That's what a lady likes.
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pretty sure jelqing has been proven to be damaging and ineffective.
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>>703894634
Just smash her butthole
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>>703889626
Just go punch your dad in the face.
Every millennial in America could be swinging a 9" pipe if their dad could live with their son having a bigger dick than they do.
Basically you dick does all most all its growth in 1 year of puberty. If your dad had you applying DHT (The hormone that Trans men apply to their clits to make them grow but will do nothing for you now) you would be swinging a sequoia as it is your weed will never grow..
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>>703894531
And most of men prefer big tits but does your girlfriend and all your friends girlfriends have big tits? No because people doesnt really care as long as they like the person and are able to have fun in bed. Grow up.
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>>703894799


LOL...KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT KISS LESS VIRGIN
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>>703894634

So you interpreted "you can't satisfy me in bed" as "you have a small cock"...

You're a dumbass.
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>>703893537

Yeah as far as I know pumping is only temporary. This clip is obviously sponsored (he claims the gains are still there after he stops) but watch it anyway because it's still pretty interesting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrr0Ip60fE4
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>>703894531
Of course they prefer big dicks. Just like we prefer big boobs and asses. That doesn't mean we can't have fun with the other options.
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>>703894634
Its called being a bitch after a break up

Just look at the Jews after WW2
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>>703894739

Why are you yelling?

Why so butt hurt?

Sorry you don't know how to fuck... ain't nothing to do with your 6.25 dick, it's the fact you don't know how to fuck. Plenty of 6 inch dicks out there satisfying women every day.
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>>703894884
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I worked in a sexshop and sold pumps and stretchers. None of them work. They're even dangerous.
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is it worth potentially fucking yourself up for life to gain .25"? I can believe it works but I cant believe anyone has gone from 5" to 8...
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>>703894913


YES YOU DUMB FUCK WHEN SHE STATED CLEARLY IT WAS DUE TO THE "SIZE OF MY GENITALS". HAD TO GET IT MEASURED BY A UROLOGIST FOR A REBUTTAL YOU DUMB FUCK.


SORRY YOU HAVE A TINY DICK BUT LIFE WILL BE HELL.....ON THE BRIGHT SIDE YOU ARE TOO UGLY TO FUCK SO NO ONE WILL SEE IT.
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Why are there no small dicks in porn besides fetish if women love them so much?

And there are more big titted beautiful girls out there than big cock chads
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ya baby
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>>703889626
When she puts it in, it starts to look like a Mothra portrait.
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>>703894958

i love small titties, they are the fucking best. I don't want some fat cow-looking bitch who eats cheesy potatoes for every meal gobbling my dick between her greasy, unwashed, smelly tits. Fake tits are ugly as fuck, only some porn-addicted anime weeb would appreciate fake tits.
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>>703894884

All caps... you're the 6.25 dick guy with 2 ex wives.

What the fuck is kissless? Who says that other than 14 year olds? How do you have 2 exes, you're not even legal age to marry.
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>>703894977


NOPE BECAUSE MY GF AFTER SAID "THAT'S IT" DURING OUR FIRST SEX ACT. IT'S MEASURED BY A UROLOGIST AT 6.25" IN LENGTH AND 5.5" IN GIRTH AND THAT'S SMALL NOWADAYS. SORRY BUD, WE LIVE IN A BLACKED WORLD.
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>>703892746
Yes this. Only other men and really fat woman would care about size. What OP are you planning on fucking men or women that are so fat they cannot wipe their own ass?
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>>703895141

they are ex's for a reason. he sounds like a man-child.
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my dick isn't super long or anything (3.5 - 4 inch hard)

but i dont think it really matters as long as your dick is somewhat thick
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Anhero, reroll
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>>703889626
I don't wanna be that guy but sauce me up pls boys
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>>703895039

OR THE WOMEN ARE PRETENDING TO BE SATISFIED. TRUST ME, AMONG HEIR GF HEY SAY IT'S SMALL AND DROOL WHEN THAT ONE GIRL TALKS ABOUT HER 9' HUSBAND.
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no no no no and no. Sorry OP you're stuck with a small penis. Just get fit, look good, work with what you got and thats life son.
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>>703895211

i have a 7 in x 6 in dick, but i am a virgin because i wanna wait til marriage.
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>>703889626
yes, jumproping.
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PEgym does but you have to be regular with it and give it time.
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>>703895068

How do you know my dick size and/or if I'm ugly?

Are you spying on me jerking off?

I mean, that's cool and all... I'm into that voyeurism stuff. Just wondering if that's what gets you off.

Maybe your dick in bed wasn't that large because you were only getting half chubs for your ex-wives... seeing as you like the dick and all.
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I have a 5inch dick and i've slept with over 30 women
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>>703895183
What do people do that are so fat they cannot wipe their own ass?
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>>703895141


KISS LESS IS YOU. A GUY WHO HASN'T EVEN BEEN KISSED BY A FEMALE BUT KEEP CONVINCING YOURSELF SIZE DOESN'T MATTER. IT DOES AUTISTIC HOME SCHOOLED VIRGIN 4 LIFE. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE U AIN'T FCKING NO ONE OUT SIDE YOUR MOM AND SHE'S USED TO SMALL DICK- YOUR DAD'S
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>>703895137
>>703895183
>>703895208
>>703895211


Kek, just ask a women if she would prefer a guy with 4" or 8".

You are fucking delsuional.

Small cocks are pathetic.
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>>703894799
>Actually studies have shown that women prefer average in length, and large in girth.
Exactly!
Here are some citations.
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51469938/ns/health-mens_health/
I can't find my book mark for the big study which said around 8" long and 2" in diameter was perfect (it had graphs!). Let me keep looking.
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>>703895402
>Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)12:27:43 No.703895377â–¶
>I have a 5inch dick and i've slept with over 30 women


Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)12:27:43 No.703895377â–¶
I have a 5inch dick and i've slept with over 30 women
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>>703895365


cringe....but most small dicked men are
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>>703895257

Lol... you're so adorable.
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>>703889626

How old are you? Over 23 and you're shit out of luck. During your developmental years you should have NOT been jacking your dick every night before bed. Night time boners aid in the growth, and jacking your dick before bed delayed the onset of a boner, as well as the hardness, for quite a while in your sleep.

Stretchers and jelqing increase the length at the expense of girth. Pumps kind of work, but if your body/PC muscle can't support it, you'll have a "floppy condom" type dick. Steroids will help with the boner, but your nuts will slowly disappear and then you'll have a flaccid dick when you stop juicing.
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>>703895402
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>>703895416


YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE THESE 50 YEAR OLD VIRGINS OF THAT. NEVER. EVEN AT 50 AND HOPELESS THE STILL WILL INSIST.
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>>703889626
none of them work without side effects that outweigh the benefits...

my suggestion. have every girl look at your dick at juuust the right angle that makes it look HUGE.

awe yeah!
king autist out
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>>703895513
>>703895492


small dicks are uniting...runnnnnn
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>>703895416
3.5 - 4 inches isn't small. its still in the normal range. its a good size especially if its thick. mine is 5 inches girth
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Don't listen to anyone, it's all shit. Jelqing, penis jumps, steroids will all fuck your dick up. I recommend cock pushups, you lay flat on the ground and let your penis push you up. Your penis is a muscle, and this will make it grow bigger. Also, weight training with your penis is good too, buy some little tiny dumbells and tie them to your dick with a rope and let your erection lift them up.
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>>703895181

I found das Juden
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>>703895646
Don't kid yourself, that's small
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>>703895646


holy shit you guys are fucking autistic. i doubt he is even 4". you know how small that is?
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Tell us, who will women probably consider more manly? Uhmm.. really a hard choice..

kek
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>>703895074
Oh, there are but nobody watch nor share those videos.
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>>703895738


HE'S NOT 4". THAT'S MICRO PENIS SIZE.
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>>703895257
Jesus you sound like an insecure faggot. It has nothing to do with your size. You just can't satisfy women. That's your problem.
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>>703895646

4" is very small.

6.5" is minimum what most women expect and even that is just okay if you are perfect at every other aspect.

Talking of hot women of course.
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>>703895792


10/10 WOULD CHOSE BIG COCK
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>>703895402

Look at this child... you're hilarious.

Confirmed teenager whose never been married.

Mom and Dad jokes? What is this, fucking middle school recess?

Also... autistic home schooled? What?

If you're actually an adult... you really should reassess your life choices. You sound like a child... there's a reason your wives left you. You're pathetic.
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>>703891525
What if its already average (I'm 6" long and 1" and 1/2 wide), would I be able to increase that or would it not be worth even trying?
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>>703895738
no its not
a girls vagina is only about 3 inches deep anyway
and also its good to go balls deep
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pumps are fun
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>>703895872
I've slept with way more hot women than you and none of them give a shit unless you're a fucking loser. If you're cool and hot it doesnt matter they will take your dick just to be with you
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Due to the hormones in our food and milk, the variance in penis size has become unnaturally high. The upper quartile penis is actually double the size of the lower quartile, in terms of total mass.

Let's say you were in a room with 100 other random boys of your age, and had a larger penis than 25 of them. Let's say your friend has a smaller penis than 25 of the boys. As in, you're both equally close to the average as you are to the extremes. In this situation, your friend's penis would still be literally double the size of yours, not even comparable in size. This is helped allot by the fact that longer penises are usually thicker as well.

TL;DR if you have a smallish dick, it is much smaller than you think, and if you have a largeish dick, it is much larger than you think. You should be honest with yourself and know where you stand, because you're likely more of an extreme than you think.
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>>703894957
>increased by 1 and a half cm
>looks kind of painful
fuck that
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>>703889626
No

No

No

No

No

Nothing

You are not your penis, you are you.
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>>703895952
lul
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>>703895857


SORRY SON, THAT 4' COCK IS SMALL. DON'T BLAME ME. BLAME YOUR BETA DAD
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Women really do not care. Most even prefer small since larger take a lot of work to get up to and not as easy for casual random sex.

>Inb4 "micro penis fag" 6" and perfectly fine with it
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>>703895980
>confirmed ugly dick
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>>703895962

and bad for your penis. Hope you think ED is worth it
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>>703890311
>"A woman does not have to be modest in order to be respected"
Yeah, no. If you act like a slut, you get treated like one. Fuck off, feminazi.
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>>703894634
you must live in california
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>>703896001

Thats the kind of dick EVERY women deserves.

People with smaller dicks should just kill themselves already
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>>703895637

I'm not sure what a small dick is...

I'm between 6 and 7 depending on my mood. Maybe a 7.25 if you really get me hard.

So maybe I'm small? I mean I do read everyone saying 8" minimum... ok... sure. I guess I'm small.
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lose weight, fatfucks

trim your bushes

that will give a better view of how big / small your dick actually is

for jelqing to work, you need to be in a really good shape

so get fit, the fitter the better

you need to work your core strenght, the oblique, your butt and thigh muscles

and on an empty stomach, when you flex said muscles, you should be able to actually feel your muscles squeezing and pumping blood to your dick, you'll get the biggest raging dick you've ever achieved

once you can do that, only jelqing works, you work it slowly over long period of time, over many stages (work it when it's flaccid, repeat routine when it's semi-flaccid and hold the form)

and then you should start fucking around, if you can't get girls, get a sad fucking sex hip toys and mount it somewhere, work your dick rigorously

there's a reason why young twinky dicks look so much different than experienced oldmen thick dicks, even though they're the same build, size and weight
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>>703891913
It would do the exact same, make it long, thin and floppy.
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>>703896079
you shouldn't be fine with it.
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>>703895952
This is the stupidest shit in this thread, Jesus fuck anon learn some anatomy
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>>703896175

acceptable for most women but no wow effect and certainly does not rock their world
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>>703895690
*den Juden
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>>703895962

>thick jelly dicks that don't even bend up trying to reach the moon

sure
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>>703889626
Yes, there is a way. There's a surgical procedure that can accomplish this. However it will very likely (something like 75% chance of this) leave your dick non-functional (unless by functional you are just thinking about peeing with it), and de-sensitized. Probably not worth it, unless you have the sort of medical condition that is actually the reason they perform it to begin with. Speaking of which, if you don't have a medical need for this, good luck finding a doctor willing to perform it on you outside of the third world, and good luck convincing your insurance company to pay for it. I mean even if you did actually need the surgery, chances are your insurance company is going to do anything and everything they can to avoid having to pay out on it.

You can also have steel rods implanted, which will make your dick look bigger while flaccid, but not so much while erect. They will also likely make erections, and fucking at least somewhat painful, and might cause more serious longterm health problems. A good rule of thumb with dick piercings and suck in general is to realize that you see them very often in gay porn (usually on the bottom guy), and very rarely in straight porn (aside from maybe femdom shit). There is a reason for that.

Other than that, most of the creams, herbal supplements, and pumps and shit you see are nothing but gimmicky garbage. Take Xtenze for example. Not sure if it's even still around, but it did technically make you appear slightly larger, temporarily. It did so by essentially fucking with your blood circulation in that area, which is probably not a good idea in the long term. Good pumps do pretty much the same thing, just in a different, probably safer way. Most shit doesn't work even that well.
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>>703895822
3.5 - 4 inches isnt micro penis size
its still in the normal range
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>>703895952

no a pussy expands when aroused and is about 9 inches deep you faggot
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>>703889626
This is why you need to finish high school........
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>>703894272

Dude more blood into your cock will make it bigger. Viagra will definitely make your cock bigger than it is normally.

More important than penis size is overall penis health. A huge cock that can only get semi-erect isn't of much use. A six inch cock that is firm is better than a floppy 9 incher.

The greatest factor contributing to penis health is overall health. Change your diet and start to exercise. Your cock can literally get bigger from loss of fat if you have a lot of belly fat, but more importantly you will be firmer and more erect.

Oh, and sorry to the guys with small peckers, but women looooooove big cocks.
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>>703896368

Lol... I mean sure, I'm not wowing them with my cock size. That is true. It's not like any woman has looked at my cock and said, "WOW, That's the biggest cock I've ever seen."

But as for rocking of worlds... son, you don't even know what it takes to rock a world if you think a giant cock is the only route to success.
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>>703896586

anon do you know how child birth works?

this entire thread is bait
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>>703896586
wtf how is it 9 inches? my penis wont even reach that far
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>>703896782

that anon doesnt know what hes talking about

http://pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/
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>>703896586

he said girth you stupid cunt
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>>703896756

Its not the only route.

But a guy that knows everything you know AND has a bigger dick will ALWAYS be superior.

Thats the point

big cocks are superior and small dick boys should be castrated for their own good
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How come women can easily get bigger tits but there's no simple operation for men getting bigger peckers? Why is it so much harder to be a man?
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>>703896586

Sounds to me like you need some anatomy lessons.

Unaroused the average vagina is about 3 or 4 inches deep. Aroused it grows to about 5-6 inches deep on average, 7 inches if very aroused (on average)... deeper is NOT average.

Just like aroused cocks on average are 6 inches, so too are vaginas.

Sure you can find 9 inch deep vaginas... but they are not the norm. Just like you can find very shallow vaginas... they too are not the norm.

You fucking retard.
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>>703889626
These threads will never die. All dick works unless you're medically small (<3"). If you have 4" it can be tricky but you just need to be very giving. Everything above 5" does the job just right. Anything above 8" starts to become meaningless except for show and/or hurt, in which case it is as bad as very small but with less social anxiety.

TL;DR If you are rocking between 4.5" and 7.5" hard, you're fine champ.
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>ITT faggots obsessed with cock
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91 ford thunderbird bought it for 900 bucks at a goodwill.
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>>703896987

LOL, yes, that rare butterfly out there will be superior to me.

There's also CEO's who make more money than me.

And emperors who rule over more land than me.

Dafuq do I care what the fuck they do with their lives?
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>>703897175
what about 3.5 - 4 inches?
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>>703893163
>I feel like shit and have not had sex because of it for 3 years now.
you are just unattractive or creepy beta
maybe take a shower once in a while, brush your teeth, or something.
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>>703896181

Dudes like I said and like this guy said, get in fucking shape. Bigger firmer cocks have everything to do with increasing blood flow to the penis. What do you think Viagra and Cialis are doing? They are vasodilators, i.e. vein (vaso) openers (dilators). A body that is in shape functions more optimally. Blood flows more naturally in a healthy body. Lose some fucking weight and start exercising!
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>>703897105
There is this gay guy from Berlin who got sillicone in his dick injected.
That webm of him getting his dick sucked gets sometimes posted here.
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>>703896001
umm...how is this math?
there's no reason his is TWICE the size of mine just from those statistics
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>>703895074
you do realize that the primary audience for porn is men right? you do realize that the driving factor in what is presented is what appeals to men, right? porn made for women has generally taken a much different approach specifically a more romantic approach more featured on romance, sensuality and loving interaction between couples.
tldr: big dicks are popular in porn because guys want them there not girls. it's a dominance thing because so many men feel like they need to control or punish women or somehow have the power to make them subservient.
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>>703897290
>>703897140
>>703896909
>>703896782

>

t. Small dick loser circlejerk club members

Any big cock chad could take your wife from you within a heartbeat and you know it.

Stay mad, faggots.
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>>703897664

Show me one porn made for women where small dicks are featured.

Did you ever look up the womens choice categories on pornsites?

They are full with BBC and big cock stuff and general.

Women love big cocks because they signal high test
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>>703892746
/thread
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>>703897310
Well as I mentioned, very low end is more of a challenge, if your girl is very slim or skinny it is was. A bigger girl will be harder to please. But you can. Just take your time pleasing her too and she Won't care about your dick.
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>>703892746
/thread
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>>703897837
I never stated that women didn't enjoy big dick porn or big dicks I stated that porn is produced with a male market. almost all of the available porn to women will still have been generated to attract a male buyer. money is money. you play to your audience or fail in business. period
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>>703896501

I have a 2 gauge Prince Albert that I've never had a female complain about, other than from oral.

Not gay, don't believe the hype. Also the restriction in flow makes an orgasm more intense for me.
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>>703894634
Then in that case you should have just bought her a fucking strap on and fucked her with it. If cock size matters so much then every girl would have giant dildos in their room.
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>>703889626
Not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean young man.

If you're small, you're gonna be forever. You're stuck with it. Learn to love it. Enhance your sex skills and overall ability to please a woman and listen to her body. You won't have to rely on just spamming the vag with your giant rod. You can actually learn how to have mutually satisfying sex which gets you more repeat customers than a side show dick ever will.

Grow up and stop comparing yourself to others.
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Guys, if you want a bigger dick, stop jerkin. I know you fucks go at it like every day maybe 2 times a day. Excessively doing it can take an inch off you and the only way to get it back is by abstaining. Though it will take quite a while to regain your size. Maybe a month or even up to 3 depending on how hard you've been going at it.
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>>703897917
oh but its weird, my girlfriend said mine is average
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notice how only losers are on 4chan
any other normal person wouldn't even think about this
he would go out, meet women, get laid, gatorade
but you losers think if you talk about your dick size and if you try to convince people your dick isn't small something will change
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>>703895068
Calling bullshit. Penis size coming up in divorce court? retard
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>>703897212
fucken awesome
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>>703898489
Girls don't know the size of dicks dude. Even guys don't either. I used to think I was 4 or 5 inches until I finally measured it out of insecurity. Turns out I'm between 5.5 and 6 inches depending on the erection. I guess the best thing to do is find a girl that's short. Naturally it'll look big to her.
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>>703898489
Chances are she has only ever met guys your size. I never said any size was average. Lower end may be. Especially in the guys she has been with. What I am saying is anywhere in that range is fine.
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>>703896001
someone failed stat 101
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>>703898470
http://www.m.webmd.com/men/guide/8-things-you-did-not-know-about-your-penis

your penis will shrink if you don't have regular elections. fapping doesn't shrink or grow it, but it'll keep it at its normal size.

your dick will actually shrink about half an inch if you stop using it you fucking moron.
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Faggots , i thought the same, that my 16cm thingy was small and inadequate to make any fem come to orgasm due to my first relationship (she never came). All my theories turned to dust when i realised that every woman is different and for example my current relationship cames 2-3 times in every encounter. The real trick is with what you do - though a big dick helps a lot.. Of course if you have a pop corn dick you are helpless but 14+ is ok i believe...
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>>703897212
ripped off. should have only paid 400 max
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>>703898969
You really think anyone here is gonna abstain completely? There's a difference between fapping and excessive masturbation. Well all know everyone here falls under the second one. At least cut back on your fapping. Maybe once a week or so to keep clear of wet dreams etc etc.
Keyword: excessive
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>>703896001
it's been proven that when you look at your own dick, it looks larger to others than it does to you. being that youve seen it everyday of your life, seeing it grow without realising it. the amount of fucking people that don't understand their own body is amazing.
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>>703889626
you should try steroids. I mean look at all these exteme bodybuilders, trying to hide their massive junks.
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>>703899247
excessive masturbation doesnt shrink it. it's a myth. You'll run into erectile problems, but that's not shrinking, that's the fact that you're damaging your cock in the long run.

stop spreading false bullshit you know nothing about.
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>>703898969
>your penis will shrink if you don't have regular elections

does it make a difference who I vote for? :-D
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>>703899247
you poor uneducated retard
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>>703894146
/b/ by itself apparently made average the new small, don't even argue about it here.
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>>703899453
>regular elections
lol fucking auto correct.
makes it sound like the American wet dream.
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>>703899404
>you should try steroids. I mean look at all these exteme bodybuilders, trying to hide their massive junks.

FUCK U BODYBUILDER DICKS ARE HUGE!

http://www.rpgcodex.net/patron/torrents/0-day
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>>703895666
your dick isn't a muscle, retard. it's basically a big vein.
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>>703894739

Also, why are you marrying such terrible superficial human beings? You'd think you'd have learned after the first time.
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>>703899453
I fucken keked too.
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>>703889626
Jelq yes
Hydro pumps yes
Keep at it, do it regularly
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>>703896001
>>703897641
>>703898841
>>703899274
Not OP but his claims are pretty plausible. There's nothing wrong with them mathematically, he just isn't showing any data he derived them from, probably because it's made up. I wouldn't be shocked if it were true, anyway, since the volume of a cylinder changes drastically with just an inch difference in length and girth.

Observe:
>5 * 0.8 (0.8 is about 5 inch girth as a radius) = 10 cubic inches
>7.5 * 1 (1 is about 6 inch girth as a radius) = 23.5 cubic inches
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Im 19 and my dick is 5 inches max erected
I dont even care about it since i dont even use it and never will
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>>703894634
>he posts on /b/
>i think im going to leave him and say his dick is too small
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>>703890358
this
>>703890618
It's a scientific impossibility. all those things you can buy that claim to make it bigger are betting just that line of thinking... "well how do you know? Maybe there really is a chance"

Scammers are the best at preying on hope, anon.
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is this too small - my girlfriend is 4'11 and it hurts her but if i get with anyone else i feel like it doesnt touch the sides.. i can take an erect pic if you need. can it get bigger help me
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>>703894739
>>703894634
bro it sounds like your choice in wives is a poor one. my advice is dont put a ring on it so soon next time
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>>703897212
Damn she clean for 900 bucks. I had one back in the day the supercharger I had in it made it fucking screeeam
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>>703895074

No one is claiming women love small dicks. If you have a micropenis any woman dating you is probably doing it out of pity or because she thinks you are super awesome in some other way.

If you are average-ish and you have some other redeeming qualities most women aren't going to kick you to the curb based solely on your small dick.

In caps so retards can read: IF WOMEN DID NOT SLEEP WITH MEN WITH AVERAGE SIZED PENISES 80% OF THE FUCKING PLANET WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN BORN. AVERAGE MEANS MOST PEOPLE HAVE THE SAME SIZE PENIS AS YOU. HALF THE FUCKING PLANET ISN'T GOING TO BE SINGLE FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T FIND A JOHN HOLMES TO FUCK THEM.
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>>703899082
Ha you're dumb
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>>703894629
Thanks anon
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>>703899979
theres no direct correlation between the size of the penis soft and the size of it eret. it could be 3 inch soft, but 9 hard (doubtful, but it can).
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>>703899625

Woops, meant to link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd2msIhPn_c
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>>703897695
My ex wife left me for my friend that I knew had a much smaller cock. She left because I would not tolerate her bullshit laziness and complaining. He's a pussy that lets her walk all over him and break his bank. And I still fuck her a few times a month.
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I know a girl who said me that she likes little cocks better 3-4 inches becouse big cocks dont hit right the gspot in the pussy but it rubs.a shorte dick jabs right in the gspot and gave her many orgasms.big dicks are just for show.im 6.5
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>>703889626
just fuck a midget
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>>703900261
>I tell myself this so that I feel better about being left for someone thats supposed to have been my friend
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>>703900261
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>>703900375

Dwarfism doesn't affect the torso (and thus not the genitalia), only the extremities are smaller than normal. They got regular cunnies despite being shorty.
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yea guys the gspot in the pussy is right at the entrance so you have a very short cock you can hit it right and make girls go crazy.but neds to be 3 inches or so.
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>>703899979
>>703900132
That's where the phrase "i'm not a shower I'm a grower" comes from lol

I can be small as shit when I'm flacid, but I grow like a motherfucker.
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>>703894634

> mfw women can get a divorce just because the guy doesn't "satisfy" them

I hate women.
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Average is not average it should be called perfection becouse you can do all sex positions and push hard as you want with nog and small dick you cannot do hard or do all positions without hurting or not felling nothing.average all the life.think at your pleasure or just turn gay you should not care of woman pleasure it means you are a sub and gay
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>>703899979
erect dick size?
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>>703896586

How many people have 9 inch fingers? If you can reach in and touch her cervix with your fingers do you really think you need to be 9 inches long to painfully hammer into it with your dick?
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>>703889626
Nice aim
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>>703900100
This fucking much
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dudes like to think women will respect them and fawn over them for having a bigger dick than other guys and truly there are some that do but in reality a girl can always get more dick anywhere, any time. big dicks aren't special to women because getting dicks is easy for women. a significant portion of women can't even orgasm from penetration. so if you have a big dick and think that makes you god's gift to women get over it bud your just another swinging dick in a forest of free dick.
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Just a friendly reminder:
1. Penis pumps
2. Camera angles
3. Small girls
4. Viagra
5. Fake measuring
6. Shaved pubes
But I don't have to do all those things like the porn industry. I am a solid 14", and I can tell you, ALL WOMEN LOVE MY DICK, THEY ARE LITERALLY SCREAMING TO BE FUCKED DEEPER AND HARDER.
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Actually they made a study showing that man that care soo much about theyrs size and giving pleasure to woman in reality are all passive homosexual that want big dicks for themselvs and the pleasure of it.Average healty man think about they pleasure first so you guys are all gay.
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>>703900554
>>703899979
>>703900132
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>>703900951
size?
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>>703894634
You can have the biggest dick ever and not know how to use it right, idiot.

Learn to work with what you got.
Girls also like passion.
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>>703900998
5.4
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If you think your dick will not satisfy someone your gay and want big fat dicks for you. fact. shame.
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>>703898408
mfw my girlfriend has a 9in black dildo in her drawer
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>>703901053
you're ok, just lose some fat

also you can always try jelquin too
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>>703894739
>Become gay
>Adopt
>better and funner sex
>Profit??????
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>>703900858
you're still 5 inches shorter than roberto carbrera. welcome to the small dick club asshole
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Man can we just stop arguing about dicks for a second and just tell where the fuck is OP's webm from?
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you can be all big as you want but you cannot fuck them like a fucking animal smashng theyr asses with your pelvis and riding the pussy like a dog barking and rowling hard as fuck biting her fucking neck.why live big dick guys?you will never do this.
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If it;s small, stick it in the butt. Suddenly they won;t think it;s so small.
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>>703893276
>9/11 was terrorists
No shit, we already know it was the US government that did it.
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>>703901271
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7.25 and skinny. Was curved over, but recently broke straight. Go figure.
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>>703889626
Silicon injections well it's not silicon it's some sort of fluid I saw it on youtube but it will not look natural
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>>703889626
I'm a 33 year old virgin and not because I can't talk my way into a woman's pants but because my nearly nonexistent cock. There's no way anyone, gay or straight, would ever find any satisfaction with what I got so there's no point in trying.
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>>703901754
why do you think anyone except you needs to get satisfied?
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>>703896114
LMFAO what?! Kid, calm the fuck down, and go eat your tendies. The shit on the shirt was 100% accurate. Besides, sluts are great.
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>>703889626
>Is there any way to increase the size of your penis?
Yes.
>Do penis pumps work?
No.
>Does jelqing work?
No.
>Do steroids work?
No.
>Do stretchers work?
No.
>What works?
Surgery.
But it's very expensive and painful, doesn't work all that well, sometimes doesn't work at all (and can actually cause a reduction in size, if it heals improperly), and overall patient satisfaction is very, very low.
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Contact me,I help [email protected]
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>>703901754
size?
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>>703902095
how would u help?
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>>703901754

If you have a micropenis you are clearly fucked. I mean like sub 3 inches. Just pay for it from someone and/or find a side job in fetish porn.
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>>703900951
you got nothing to worry about bro. you have an average length like I do, and you'll find that the girth you have, like my own, will please women more than any long dick will...

I chose girth over length ANY day.
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I'm 33 years old, Married with 3 Children, and have had 16 sexual partners. I am above average (7.25" and 5" girth) and only two out of the 16 have given anything close to a shit.

My wife has had everything from a 3.5 inch dick to a 9" dick (but skinny). Every girl I have been with has had it all. I have been with two size queens and they both say the only way they got the true sizes they want for stretch is with big dildos. They still love regular sex with regular dicks.

I will be honest with you, sex after ten years with the same person gets boring. You wont spice it up with a big dick, and if you are an autist you can't just lay a 9 incher out there at the car and have chicks come running to you either.

Focus on foreplay, get good with your hands and tongue, and buy a bunch of toys. You can always give an instant orgasm with a hitachi magic wand, but there is zero intimacy.
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Losing wait and surgery those 2 do your research
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>>703902412
to add, when a woman has to gasp and clench the sheets because you just stretched her out from your girth when you first put it in... you'll find that very appealing and that you have nothing to worry about.

if there are any femanons here, i'm sure they'll freely admit it as well.
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>>703902426
>37 oldfag here

This man speaks the truth.
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>>703896171
You understand that if you kill men with small penises, there's still a chance that small dick men will be born because you know... genetics includes both parents...
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>>703895894
of course you would fag
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>>703889626
lose 30 pounds
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>2016
>30 different female contraceptives
>abortion pills out the wazoo
>breast enlargement surgeries, silicon, other chemicals
>botox
>'the pill'
>body positivity/sjw

>condoms
>1 sterility pill that has been in testing phase and vetting phase for a decade, unconfirmed
>'impossible to make a bigger dick'
>"just lose weight bro"
>end of story

this is great, especially when sjws say that science is sexist in favor of men
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jelq and pump works pump is shit though so realistically only jelqing and thats only if you do it consistently and safely for like a year and only then you'll have very small gains
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>>703893163
>6.3"
That's longer than average
>>703894634
>6.25"
So's that. And capslock does not make a post any more true
>>703895460
>(It had graphs!)
Well, that's it then; it just has to be correct. Never seen any false or fake statistics presented graphically.

Guys, take it from a greyfag with a dick just about 6" and with some girth. Unless you're under 4" then don't worry. And don't believe porn - it's not real life on so many levels.
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>>703890612
I'd say it's true but I AM sitting at 6 inches (plus 6 on girth) and I ve been playing clapitty-clap with my gf's cervix since the first month (when we found our best positions).

Seriously. The "biggest" problems for women in regards to dick is being pencil-thin, or less than 3 inches. If you are in any of these areas man.... You better start taking hormones or something cause even your hands will go "nah bruh, we good".

Or find the shortest chick in town.
>Baby dick, baby chick.
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>>703889626
been using the bathmate and my wife definitely noticed the increased girth. don't know if it will last if stop using it though.
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>>703889626
if those things would actually work we would live in a society bare of any small penises
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Didn't have time to read, but if someone hasnt suggested it already HGH will actually make your dick grow, only problem is it won't make just your dick grown everything else with grow too.
Hands, heart, liver, stomach, eyes, arms, legs, everything and it can definitely cause some serious problems
IMO not worth it bro just find a really short / small chick itll be enough for her
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Femanon here,

Size does matter and all, but huge dicks are a bit too far.
Shit fuckin' hurts yo.

As long as you're a funny fuck and interesting to talk to, you shouldn't even have to worry about the chick you're pounding.
Depends on who you're approaching I guess.
Pretty sure most girls share the same opinion I do though.
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>>703895792
they are both gay though
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>>703900242
kek
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>>703900490
>703900490
no need for a clinical midget, just find a small girl...
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>>703903870
what do you think of 3.5 - 4 inches hard?
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>>703904258
women know nothing about measures man
try to compare it to something instead
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>>703904258
omg dixout4harambe.org
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>>703893764
Dude... I want pics
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>>703889626

Nothing works, work on what matters instead

>>703903870

I am about 7.5 inches long and 6.5 around I have had no complaints about being too small but a couple for being too big especially when going a bit deep and hard.

Cervix bumping can apparently be a horrendous thing.

That said most of the time the biggest reaction I have got is from going in deep and slow... regardless I think the part that that feels the nicest for both of us is how it massages parts closer to the front of the vagina anyway. Thats where most of the goodness is, whether its grinding on her clit or stroking her g-spot.

You really dont need a massive dick you just need to know how to respond to what a woman wants. Be receptive, know what you want and know what she wants, thats all.
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>>703889626

Fitfag here, 6 inch dick.

Want a bigger dick? Fucking work out. Pump that testosterone through your veins, plus being thinner makes MORE of your dick show. AND THE SEX IS BETTER because you have more stamina and can do more positions with less fat in the way.

Ever wonder why female body builders have huge clits? Same goes for your dick, brother.

Get off of /b/ and hit the gym and go running. Your dick will thank you.
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>>703905346
this man also speaks the truth.

Working out also increases healthy blood flow and you're have a more rock solid erection as well which will last longer.

You'll also have a more healthy sexual appetite.
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>>703905346

Fucking bullshit, fuck off gymrat.
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>>703889626

Get a big veiny hardon, ya jackass.
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>>703896586
The pussy doesn't expand to 9 inches, you idiot. It has the ABILITY to stretch to 9 inches, doesn't automatically grow to 9 inches. The vagina will go as deep as your dick pushes it to, assuming your dick isn't 2 inches long.
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>>703906249
he's actually right, you fatass fucking basement dweller.
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>>703905346
Your dick doesn't get bigger if you exercise. However, if you're fat, it can make it look bigger because the groin bag gets smaller, exposing more dick. If you're already stick skinny and your dick is 4 or 5 inches long, that's it.
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>>703889626
sauce?
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>>703893163
You are a fucking virgin who has no idea what you are talking about. Chicks dig girth.
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>>703893163
If you're not getting cunt with a 6 incher, then it's you that's the problem. That's bigger than half a sub sandwich.
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I'm 7.5" (~19cm) and still feel small

I feel like an extra inch would be perfect
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