What's the worst thing you can imagine happen to you?
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What's the worst thing you can imagine happen to you?
The fuck is this
>>703879798
blood circulation cut off
>>703879798
is a ball bearing on a dick
>>703879607
>>703879607
Having to read a thread which abuses the glorious English language as much as yours does.
>>703879607
I could wake up tomorrow and find out I am a nigger. That's the worst thing to happen ever.
>>703879986
Lol! Calm down. OP missed the 'ing' in 'happening', hardly a catastrophe.
>>703879607
Living
>>703881042
>>703880188
damn.
>>703879607
Losing the ability to kill myself.
>>703879607
DAMN, LOOKS LIKE THE DUDE LEFT HIS COCK PUMP ON TOO LONG AND THE PLASTIC PART FUCKED HIM UP BAD.
GOOD NEWS: NOW HIS COCK IS PERM. GIRTHY
BAD NEWS: IT WILL BE IN A JAR ON IS MANTLE FROM NOW ON
>>703880188
I've always thought of something like this as the worst possible punishment. (minus the robots and orb around the head, but funny someone had that same thought)
>>703879798
Looks like a white cuck has seen the light and tried to get himself a nigger cock.
Once I put a ring around my dick. Seeing now what could have happen, I feel very lucky. The boner persisted through the whole time and it's almost impossible to remove without a cutting tool. Can't remember how I managed to get it off.
being a conscious vegetable. or paraplegic or whatever.
>>703879986
>glorious
>English language
choose one
>>703879607
Someone finding my porn folder.
Since I'm in recovery, probably having a relapse of heroin. I've finally been sober for two years. Have a fantastic fiancé, I've been with her for 5 years, and she might be pregnant now. So yeah, probably getting back on heroin or meth; the main drugs I've been addicted to for around 8 years (using for 13 years) would be the worst thing to happen to me right now.
>>703882929
Don't you miss it? That initial scratch - that...Sublime moment of release into wonderland after you've shot up? Wouldn't you give ANYTHING to feel that again?
Do it anon. Go back to wonderland. You know that despite everything you have right now, you feel empty and that nothing compares to how you feel when you're high.
>>703879798
Timothy wanted to become Tyrone, but instead lost his tool.
>>703883492
Wow what a dicker
>>703882929
Yup me too. Doing coke or dope again would be a nightmare for me. I'm so glad I don't crave coke relentlessy anymore.
>>703883889
I'm just helping anon realise his full potential, /b/ro.
>>703883492
>>703884472
Wow, you're a fuckin' asshole.
>>703884859
kek. Yes. Yes I am.
>>703879607
I think I know what he tried to achieve
>>703884859
he's not putting the drugs right in front of him.
this is /b/. most of us have done our share of "trolling"
>>703879986
>ending a sentence fragment with a period
>>703885071
That's the beauty of it. I don't need to - We all know that Junkies are a single thought away from jumping off that wagon, and doing anything to get a fix.
Hell. Anon is probably contemplating turning tricks to get a baggie at this minute.
>>703885326
just because you told him to. lol. you're retarded.
he was already discussing his drug abuse amd drugs of choice... you just telling someone to do it doesn't flip some switch in their head.
>>703879607
Experiencing something awful happening to one of my siblings and not having the courage to truly reach out to them and slowly grow apart and watch them ruin their lives while i lead a sad and empty life with no friends and being tired of my wife but not strong enough to leave her
In all seriousness.
Testicular torsion either in the middle of the ocean or up a high mountain.
>>703885412
Nothing to do with me telling him to. Junkies are Junkies. They're a lower form of life than born again christians and paedophiles IMHO.
>>703885617
care to elaborate?
>>703885645
then you're admitting you've done nothing. if they were going to relapse, they'd just do it. it would have nothing to do with this thread.
now grow up. you've been sheltered too long by mommy and should probably move out of her basement.
>>703885617
Happened to me, twice.
It's fucking horrible, the pain is worse than everything i know in my life.
>>703885775
just google it. it's very painful and can lead to amputation due to lack of blood. and being stuck somewhere far from civilization with it would be pretty bad.
>>703885847
Right after you an hero.
>>703885847
I'm willing to bet his mommy or other immediate family member was/is a junky and he cries himself to sleep every night because of it. Classic deflecting on this sad anons part. Coming from another recovering addict
>>703879607
>>703879607
How the hell do doctors even remove these things, with angle grinder or what?
>>703886188
Daym, i will never put my dick through toilet paper roll again without thinking this picture
>>703886204
first, they throw in the towel.
second, they have a scotch on the rocks
third, next patient
>>703882526
This. A persistent vegetative state. Conscious, knowing but unable to even let people know you're still in there.
>>703879607
living my entire life knowing that it don't matter , none of it matters
>>703886398
but you already know the truth. once you've accepted it, life is bliss
>>703885645
Nah, nothing's worse than born again christians.
>>703886188
How the fuck?
>>703886647
>>703886351
>>703886188
>>703885915
such a little faggot
>>703886647
Thread it through while soft, then get hard. Blood gets in but can't get out. Treatment is generally a big bore needle to drain off the blood.
Then,
>pic related
>>703886204
First I'd assume ice. Really much ice.
>>703879607
that's a massive ball bearing, what the fuck
>>703883492
Haha, you edgy cunt. Bad attempt tho, 2/10.
>>703886204
They drain the blood
>>703884987
No..... An asshole that acknowledges they're an asshole just comes of as a "fucking jerk" and nothing's cool or edgy about that young man. Too bad you didn't have a positive make roll model in your pathetic little life. I feel sorry for people like you :/
>>703879607
>>703886188
>>703887854
Why the fuck would anyone do this thinking it would turn out okay?
>>703888526
Stupidity?
Get dropped in the ocean with one arm and leg
>>703885926
How is it caused?
Not having toilet paper when I finish taking a shit, so I'm forced to waddle my bare ass out into the kitchen for paper towels while my parents are home.
>>703886957
You can see the pain in how he's holding that zebra stripped thing (can't tell if it's a pillow or a bundled up blanket)
damn dude
>>703888970
it happens when the testis rotates, twisting the nerves and cutting off the blood supply. Seems to be a genetic disposition in those it happens to and it requires urgent surgery to save the testicle, which is then stitched to the scrotum to prevent it happening again.
2.
3.
>>703879607
Homo sickfuck faggots are mentally ill. Nothing can shock me anymore about these degenerate scums.
>>703889367
The worst thing I can imagine? I got to know this girl whose fiancee was a junkie. Later she told me she WAS a junkie too. I'm afraid she'll pull me with her there. She's offered me LSD, speed, exta already. I am worried since exta was really nice and been thinking to take it again - what if I lose control and start taking everything else too? Should I stop and only stick to weed, or not even smoke weed?
Realise at the age of 40 years or so that I never did anything significant in my youth besides browsing the internet and pretend to be better than everyone else.
>>703889367
Stop posting this shit. What you, a level 99 retarded faggot? Use your fucking brain.
>>703890279
fuck you
>>703889741
Speed can be messy, but LSD is relatively safe, though it can really fuck with your head in a terrible way. Feeling like you broke yourself and will be stuck in those dark thoughtloops for the rest of your life. Suicide seemed like a -very- nice option at that moment. Scary stuff. Thankfully I have incredible friends and they pulled me through and I learned a whole lot from it.
>>703890279
What shit? Fuck off kid, crawl back into your Reddit hole
>>703890495
You're so angry, lol.
>>703890487
Yeah I also tried speed once. The high wasn't worth it but the next day was the worst. I was trying to reason with myself that everything's okay but I felt like I wanted to kill myself and that nothing matters. Just to think how a junkie feels the next day..
Locked in syndrome
>>703889741
Thinking like that is what will cause you to jump off track and crave that next high I've done all that shit minus meth and heroine and never once got addicted to any of it and yes extra is nice shrooms are better lsd is amazing none of it is worth letting it control your life it's fun to do a few times then it gets old and monotonous
>>703889846
So DO something!
>>703889741
Keep off Opiates and Benzodiazepines and you'll be fine
>>703890842
Just googled that. Fuck that.
>>703890970
I'll keep that in mind. I'm kinda afraid of slipping because I've been dealing with depression for a long time now, some days it's like I'd just like a fix and then it'd slip since those days nothing matters blabla u know.
>>703891030
Any fool can "do something" but something meaningfull?
Shits hard yo.
>>703890729
Yup, that's really one of my fears. Never did anything addictive, but on lsd I had a few moments where I was thinking I was an addict (even though I only trip a few times a year), and that thought really scared me. I will never try the 'nasty' stuff unless I'm told I've got little time left to live.
I don't even trust alcohol, I can enjoy a good beer and some spirits, but will never drink more then 1 glass of anything, and nothing at all when I need to drive that day.
>>703886188
Can he do big cums?
>>703891206
I'm not that paranoid about alcohol, only on illegal drugs since there's also the risk to getting caught... Then having to look my family in the eye and see the disappointment since i was always the difficult troublemaker child... Yeah nope.avi
>>703891200
Join a farm coop or a food bank and make it the best running must efficient one ever.
Getting killed to death
>>703886351
thats what I do <3
Dying
>>703889425
>little bit of precum
I'll never understand masochism
>>703879607
Going blind.
Of all things that can happen to mine meatbag, this scares me the most.
>>703880188
Holy fuck
>>703883492
I bet you're describing your own thoughts Anon, now go reward yourself with a nice hit and try to OD while you're at it.
Love,
Anon
>>703889846
are you me?
>>703879607
Death of my son.
I love my wife and all, and I'd be devastated if she were to get killed, or wants to leave me or cheats on me, but I'd eventually get over it.
I don't think I'd mentally be able to handle losing my son or any future children.
Testicular Torsion
>>703885617
happened to me multiple time, luckily i know how to fix it bymyself, its like solving a puzzle
>>703885046
underated post
>>703893198
The idea of it scares the shit out of me. I only have 1 testicle to begin with so it's much more precious to me.
>>703893545
its not that bad, i was sick of the pain locked myself in the bathroom and fixed that shit, never understood why people gets surgeries
>>703891087
I concur. It's the old "I have no mouth but I must scream" situation.
>>703892761
I think this is a feeling a lot of people share.
Just kidding, I am you.
>>703879607
Getting my ass full of fluid molten hot wax!
>>703891115
>>703889741
Mate, if you know how you dont want to turn out you wont.
>>703895305
Yeah I guess so, since I acknowledge the risks I'll be able to avoid them
>>703885326
You have a very inflated view of your influence on others. I would suggest going and seeking help before you lose your mind when your little jedi mind tricks don't work.
That or you're pretending to be retarded in which case kill yourself anyways.
>>703890696
Why do you think I'm angry? I'm just confused about why an autistic Reddit fag is browsing 4chan
>>703895449
Yes, these "junkies" give you the right answers.
>>703879607
There's no way he did this accidentally. Anyone would have realized way before this point that something was wrong and the metal needed to be removed.
>>703890842
Fuck, that's horrifying. I agree with this motherfucker right here: >>703894345
>>703897292
This.
Just wondering how long would you leave it before seeking medical advice?
And how long would you have before it started to do real damage?
>>703886957
Fuck, why would they not put him unconscious or something first? This is just mean. I'm not saying he's the pinnacle of human intelligence, but even so, why?
>>703890487
What does LSD make you think? I mean, is it anything coherent? Does it make sense or is it just a really horrible feeling?
>>703879607
being a nigger
>>703897761
Don't know where that is, but in the UK it would mean having to have an anesthetist present, costing more.
>>703898501
Man.
I don't know, I don't think I could willingly take that kind of equipment anywhere near someone's genitals unless they were heavily sedated. The thought of them potentially freaking out would freak me out.
Kudos to doctors for not losing their shit.
>>703897990
generally, I find LSD and other psychedelics make me think moreso in feelings and concepts rather than words, like usual. On LSD I'm very sure of what I feel, but just unable to explain it. Forming sentences can be kind of difficult, but after tripping a handful of times, I can now keep coherent conversation quite easily.
If you're in a bad place in your life and depressed or have something that is troubling you, psychedelics can kind of make those problems inescapable in your head while you trip. They can loom over you and feel you with dread/fear/anguish.
But generally, if you're in a good place, happy, content etc, LSD and other psychs will accentuate that. They just make you kinda feel to the fullest what you're feeling normally, whether it be good emotions, or bad.
>>703899046
Okay, I see. Thanks a lot for the explanation, anon.
>>703889425
is this some kind of aesthetic
>>703899145
No problem. Personally, I really like psychs, but it's very much dependent on the person. If you every plan on doing them, I'd probably start with Mushrooms. Very much more laid back, not as spun out during and after the trip, compared to LSD. Easier to get to sleep after.
>>703879607
that
>>703899867
I don't know. I'm curious, but I don't think I'll ever feel safe trying them. I have some psychotic disorders and I worry that doing any psychedelics might somehow permanently fuck me all the way up. More so, I mean.
>>703881228
Son if you don't repent before the lord comes back and ask to be saved that'll happen to ya. John Romans 10:9-10
9 If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.
Revelations 9:6
And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
>>703900218
LOL religion
>>703879798
BBC
>>703879607
ALS
>>703900310
>"I said a bible verse and quoted where it was from, why haven't they converted yet?"
>>703900310
You would do best to come before the lord as a child, like this one and he will fill your heart and soul with the seed of his knowledge to spread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ABbktVDIc
>>703900062
Totally understandable. If you have any apprehension about it, then there's nothing wrong with abstaining. Psychs can definitely fuck your head if your predisposed to mental issues. Either way, you do you, man, that's what's important
>>703879607
I have a pretty vivid imagination yet I'm incapable of dreaming up anything worse than being born, and that's already happened to me.
>>703900536
No, thanks. I'm not too much of a coward to take responsibility for my life. Go play with a Ouija board.
>>703900494
>"I quoted the Bible, that means nobody can argue with me. Everything I say is right. Why don't they know that?"
>>703898805
I would rather have the maintenance guy do this part. How often does an MD use an angle grinder?
>>703900967
For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.
SO THEN EVERY ONE OF US SHALL GIVE ACCOUNT OF HIMSELF TO GOD
>>703900967
>"mom has cancer, I better pray for her"
>>703901190
Oh, shit. That's a really good point. I hope you get paid for logic like that.
>>703901331
How cute. Imagine how deliciously torturous it will be when you realize you're truly alone.
>>703900967
Let them be confounded that persecute me, but let not me be confounded: let them be dismayed, but let not me be dismayed: bring upon them the day of evil, and destroy them with double destruction.
>>703901333
>"Child is dying of pneumonia, better stay home and tell him God will heal him"
>>703901514
Your fantasy will fall apart in time. I suggest you brace yourself.
>>703901510
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
http://cheesespin.net/
this
>>703901839
>Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers
So why are you still here?
>>703901839
Go on, it's amusing to watch you madmen recite your useless scriptures.
>>703887514
u newfag
fucking a tranny?..
>>703881484
that reminds me of resident evil 2 statues
>>703879607
LAMO ITS A FUCKING BEARING! Im scanning and see this, while im currently working my oreilly part time job holy crap that made my day thank you for that!
>>703886986
It's not that massive.
>>703896916
Rektum? Damn near killed em!
>>703879607
Are you kidding a bionic dick would be SO FUCKING COOL, I'd even get a matching pair of nuts, and I don't care if I have to fill them with almond milk to substitute my lack of real cum.
>no kids
>fewer distracting sexual urges
>still a rockstar in the sack thanks to Robocock
>>703902403
O'Reilly fag, can you confirm?
>>703902731
>>703882348
Willpower most likely
>>703880188
But how does he scream without lungs?
>>703902867
Any studies on whether being physically unable to get an erection and produce semen lowers the frequency and/or intensity of sexual urges?
If yes, sauce, please. I'm hella curious.
>>703886478
>>703879607
literally the moment when you would realize that you have been bound in a way that you cannot do a single thing to escape the whims of the person who has bound you, is literally one of my biggest fears aka the worst thing that could happen to me
>>703890696
It's pronounced lel
>>703883492
11/10
>>703903090
Not sure, but removing the balls and cock are one sure fire method
>>703889846
>never
Its called a midlife crisis get over it.
>>703903282
Sorry to pick your brain a bit, but do you known if this would extend to bondage? Obviously, I mean safe and consensual activity. Do you think it would still freak you out?
>>703903485
*do you know, fucking autocorrect.
My MS continuing to progress and my body becomes a prison that I just have to exist inside
>>703879607
>>703880134
ffs, its is apostrophe, lol. learn grammer
>>703879607
being alive another decade
>>703901974
What about it?
>>703903741
Why would you do this to him, anon?
>>703879798
Necrosis :(
>>703879607
>>703886188
>>703887854
>>703888743
>>703897604
>>703903250
What is wrong with this world..? :(
>>703901974
Odd website, but it kind of seems like a mild version of how kids might imagine /b/
>>703890842
yeah, that's pretty bad
>>703879607
eternal life
I guess being tortured for literally forever would be the worst but I am very, very glad that we die eventually and our consciousness ceases to exist. Don't get me wrong, I'm looking forward to immortality being invented in the next few decades, but existing for LITERALLY forever is the worst thing imaginable. Imagine being buried alive in a coffin. You lie there for a while panicking, but after a while you realize that for whatever reason, you aren't dying. You're completely fine. All your normal bodily functions no longer function, so you aren't shitting yourself and you don't have to eat or drink, and you never seem to run out of air to breathe. What seems like days go on of this, you try to break your coffin, you scream as loud as you can, but there is nothing. For all intents and purposes, there is nothing outside of your coffin. Time goes on, for weeks, months, years, centuries, time loses all meaning as you lie there in an uncomfortable, claustrophobic, unbreakable wooden box forever, unable to die, and without even the eventual release of death to look forward to. You wait a billion years, and you are still 0% of the way to the end of eternity. I am so very glad we die.
>>703904687
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
See if you dig it.
>>703885046
lost
>>703904687
if you punch that wooden coffin everyday after fucking years its gonna eventually break also id give literaly everything to be immortal
>>703904620
>>703879607
Had a mate tell me about this the other day
Is/was a prison torture tactic, bunch of lads would hold another inmate down and force some sort of hose or tube up his asshole. Then they'd feed barbed wire up the tube, and then remove the tube from around the barbed wire - leaving the wire still inside.
Then the barbed wire was ripped out.
>>703905582
???
>>703879607
At least, he got his boner.
>>703906387
i am for real
>>703889367
2D-ick
>>703905891
Different anon here. It's my understanding that it isn't initially painful. It starts out as discomfort, eventually escalates to negligible pain, and by the time the pain gets horrible and something is CLEARLY WRONG, it may be too late to save the testicle.
>>703903068
The machine! DUH!
