YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYL
>>703854066
Weak sauce bro
This thread gave me cancer...
Which, ironically, was funnier than this thread...
Can someone please post the copypasta about the mexican, nigger, and jew and it ends with "I would love nothing more, but first I have to go make a ylyl thread on 4chan"?
>>703854517
Absolute fucking retarded garbage.
>>703854862
fuck you fucking nigger if you dont' like it just sign off the fucking thread fucking dumbass newfsg bet you dont iven know what jojos bizarre adventure is fucking kill yourself you dont een hjva a sense of humor gtfo fucking newfag trash garbage post take your fucking can os spaghettios with you fucking c ancer
>>703855065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=432ZeCRYJWM f
This is the shittiest YLYL I've seen in years, and nobody even posted a banana yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbaROTv6zrE
>>703854862
idk man its pretty fucking good with the whole jonathan/dio joke. took me a sec or two but I kekd
clarke is love, clarke is lyfe
>>703854066
Not even memeing, this is legitimately the worst YLYL I have ever had this displeasure of witnessing.
Haha
>>703858427
>Started from a sperm and now I'm nothing
surprisingly accurate
>>703855319
fuck you fucking nigger if you dont' like it just sign off the fucking thread fucking dumbass newfsg bet you dont iven know what prokemans is fucking kill yourself you dont een hjva a sense of humor gtfo fucking newfag trash garbage post take your fucking can os penfgjins with you fucking c ancer
>>703858605
Kek em'
>>703856111
Checked
>>703854571
>>703855065
Neither of you faggots know me. It is pretty easy. Make eye contact. Engage a conversation. Get him interested in anything. The eye iris in him shows a relaxation. Make the move first tilting the barrel to him. His hand breaks after his wrist twisted. No discharge. Move other hand to grasp handgun. Knee sweep to knock him down. Put gun barrel to his forehead. Then the perp is your bitch. Last time was in Oakland, CA after a night of drinking. People were throwing money at me to kill the nigger. I kept the gun and let him run back to momma. Drove along the 13 into Berkeley and then over 24 to avoid the 880 since the gang bangers would look for me that way. Threw the gun in the bay the next day.
>>703854066
lost damnit
>>703860072
are you the hacker they call 4chan?
>>703854399
Got a kek
>>703855065
Its weeboo shit
>>703858427
The ups and downs of a genius.
>>703855580
>1365483869579.gif
lost
>>703858427
the ups and downs of my right hand
>>703860650
>>1365483869579.gif
>lost
lost
worst ylyl ever
>>703854862
The only thing you've done is make me crave spaghettios
>>703854827
Gotchu
>>703855580
Lost
>>703856111
I really, really don't like this image. First time I'm seeing it, for the record.
>>703854066
Ultra fucking keke hahaha xddddddddddddd :Ddddddddddd holi shiet omy goth hahahahahahaha
>>703860810
Hiaa newfag
>>703863170
lost
>>703858427
From Zero to hero: the confession of a banana
>>703854807
I like you
>>703863170
Rape.
>I’m Rick Harrison and this is my BEAUTY shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.
I never got this joke
>>703864854
>FB_IMG
Are you just trying to shit up the thread?
Every one of you kill yourselves jesus christ
>>703860528
Hey fuck off that's mine too
>>703865075
Thread died long ago. Everyone should leave and let die.
>>703865075
Oh, real brave. You want real bravery? I'll show you as I shove my fist of steel in your face, steel fucking everything, forged from 8 years as an Army SEAL. Think before you speak, or get beat down by the best.
>>703863268
> some nigger punched me in the face
> shiiiit
Fucking lost so god damned hard
>>703858427
>The Adventures Of A Banana
fuck.
>>703862777
check'd
>>703854066
Always lost whit this.
>>703865410
Ha!
>>703865410
How can you make joke of these idiots died for nothing? U bastards
>>703863475
kek
>>703863475
underrated
>>703858427
101 ways to do Harambe.
Sounds 'bout right
everyone in this thread is smart and everything posted is funny
>>703863268
>hi kid
>hi
>i got some kfc
>want some
>shiiiiit
Coolest black guy of 2016
>>703858427
12 years of harambe
>>703866049
Top kek
>>703866049
so epic I fucking love you David Thorne, sides in orbit
>>703867866
Why?
None of that is funny
By far best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wguI3GvHo0U
Anyone remember that shitty group on facebook? I cant seem to find it on facebook anylonger :)
>>703868904
hei
>>703868904
Norske svin
>>703866022
Just think, David Thorne was so ahead of the time, he made that guys iphone a 7 six years in advance.
>>703868904
They made it a secret group to purge out the normies
>>703858427
yolo
>>703869971
It literally says right there that the group was removed, dipshit. They didn't "make it secret", facebook took it off their site.
>>703871676
i would really like to watch the whole scene
>>703858427
12 year of my final form. Nice
>>703871739
got no sauce bud. Soz
A few days ago someone posted a facebook post about some guy who wanted to help a sad girl or something who was actually a cop.
She offered pbs for 50$, but he thought she meant peanut butter sandwich ...
can someone post this again?
>>703858427
Rush to Mediocrity with My Final Form
>>703866049
Lost. Hard.
>>703854317
Am I a faggot for actually having a small chuckle over this? Would it help if I'm in the heart of dixie, Bible mania?
>>703860810
Agreed
/r/funny
good shit you lame faggots
>>703872445
Fuck off
>>703863268
Holy mother of keys.
>from?
>Syria
>may not talk to terrorists
>>703866049
Anyone else think Simon is a giant cunt and David is just the brave office hero?
>>703872693
HECK off!!
goshh
>>703858353
>101 Ways to do Nothing
Tempted to write this
>>703863475
Not sure what's better, the fact that he framed this or that he paid so much to ship those rocks
>>703855065
I don't like it because it says Dong twice...
>>703872335
what kind of gun does that?
>>703854807
post is mother will die in her sleep in disguise.
>>703854317
Can't believe I lost so early
>>703872868
Shotgun Pump action probably 12. Gage don't know the make
>>703858427
started from a sperm and now I am my waifu
>>703858027
It's the singles awareness day
stop checking dubs
>>703872921
What it feels like to chew 5 gum
>>703863268
what a little champ
>>703872953
lost.
>>703863268
100% lost
>>703858427
Started from a spern and now i'm supreme leader
>>703866406
>2016
you fucking newfag, this shit is years old
>>703871809
Fucking lost
>>703858427
Fuck off back to 9gag, faggot
>>703866022
Always lose it at the business card one.
>>703866049
Lost
>>703858427
A few exaggerated half truth of Harabe.
Eh
>>703854399
>AND ALSO DICK
welp i lost.
>>703855319
How did you know? Since you are the one to find out my secret il fuck you in the ass first. Baby this is gonna be amazing fucking your sweet asshole. Licking it clean of my cum and your shit. I hope you ate corn i like the shit to have some flavor.
>>703855065
Lost
>>703872693
No, we think david is a comedy writer who writes this and plenty of other shit for his website...brandnewfag
>>703858427
>Rush to mediocrity with the supreme leader
How dare you insult the great god emperor of mankind leto you fucking heretic?
>>703871582
Losttt
>>703854517
>>703858427
>101 ways to do nothing
Thats my lifestyle
>>703858427
I quit fapping for a rare pepe
>>703858427
Rush to mediocrity with wasted potential
>>703872708
Brendan is a hero that fag can fuck off
>>703858427
Life and perspectives of my virginity
3tru5me ;-;
>>703872335
How hilarious!
pathetic
>>703858427
>A 101 ways to do my right hand
Saddeningly accurate.
>>703867143
Can't believe it. Lost.
>>703872708
lost so fucking hard
>>703876164
Brendan is fake, a caricature of the stereotypical retard. The fact that he resonates with you should be enough to make you realize the colossal retard you are and encourage you to kill yourself, faggot
>>703854807
i love you
>>703876555
Checked
>>703875366
Checked
>>703873766
Checked
>>703872855
Checked
>>703872733
Checked
>>703871844
Checked
>>703867866
Checked
>>703866511
Checked
>>703866022
Checked
>>703865122
Checked
>>703863300
Checked
>>703862777
Checked
>>703860933
Checked
>>703860799
Checked
>>703858611
Checked
>>703856111
Fuck you banana poster. Checked
>>703855922
Checked
>>703854399
Checked
>>703854066
Checked
>>703877497
This thread is a gold mine
>>703858427
Doesn't Matter, This Is Not Even Nothing.
Surprisingly accurate.
>>703866049
lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d39p6kAKNYQ
>>703855319
How the fuck did i lose to this?
>>703858427
A few exaggerated half truths of a genius.
it fits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKalcBM4WVw
>>703877497
>mfw I got trips and not even the shitties of the shitposter dignifies me with a (You)
>yfw I post no face
>>703878171
lost
>>703854807
Now this, I'll gladly reply to!
>>703856111
>>703865223
>>703865256
>>703865273
>>703865339
These aren't enough. We need more of them
>>703874359
Pickaxe pedalo?
>>703878614
hier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZyKEo5-iGo
>>703874359
Boats and hoes? Those aren't even hoes
>>703863268
u wonna see ma tits?
>>703872708
Im impressed how much i lost here.
>>703854827
Shit kek
>>703879007
Dude, those are totally hoes.
Just an older model.
>>703858427
I quit fapping for a banana
Sounds like a normal YLYL to me
>>703854399
lost
>>703872708
Fake and gay
>>703855065
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
>>703872921
I never saw this movie, is it basically Neon Genesis Evangelion?
>>703873766
mods
>>703881170
No dude it's Pacific Rim
>>703854807
Have a nice day!
>>703872868
Any shotgun over 410 really
>>703854317
what?
>>703858427
I QUIT FAPPING FOR NOTHING
>>703861516
feet on the right
>>703863170
god bless ausfaggots
>>703858427
>9gag
haha nice one friend
>>703858427
>i quit fapping for a loading bar
seems accurate actually
>>703858427
>12 years of a boner
Epic
>>703854807
Thanks
>>703858427
Have 2 surnames so; life and perspectiv of a Legend supreme leader
>>703881170
sorta
less whiney main character
less complex plot for the uninitiated
dude bro tier action
>>703858611
What is the turtle in the basket?
>>703854807
Ily
A notice is all he got? What fucking country is this
>>703858427
A Few Exaggerated Half-Truths of a Genius
>>703854807
I just knew there had to be other decent people here!
(you)
>>703858427
I Qiut Fapping For Your Mom
kek
>>703871676
That's porn legend Steve Holmes, for what it's worth. He's had some epic scenes and fucked some gorgeous women in really perverted ways, but this has to be the low point in his career.
>>703855580
Fuck
are you fucking serious? i posted a banana in this thread 7 hours ago, went to bed and now the fucking thread is still here
>>703863170
Fuckin LOST
>>703884586
me too
I asked you guys if someone could post the facebook conversation again.
No one did, but the thread is still alive. ...
>>703871582
He looks smart enough to not let that happen tho
>>703884879
I really really really really really really really really really like this image
>>703884879
Whose got the news story about John being harassed?
>>703854317
Claims weak sauce, posts weak sauce
>>703863170
that's pretty creative
Lost
>>703863170
rustled
The banana continues
>>703885031
here you go lori
>>703854399
>and also dick
Lost hard
>>703885324
hahah. Great pic
>>703858626
HAHAHA!!! YOU TRYHARD F A G G O T! LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL OR GTFO. FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU FUCKING IDIOT...
>>703863268
lost
>>703872708
Lost at toy story
>>703866022
Simon sounds like such a Debbie Downer....youd think that such a big Nickelback fan would have a bit of a sense of humor
>>703858427
12 years of an asshole
kinda pedo
>>703868904
Shoulda joined the backup page you FUCKING FAGGOT.
>>703884879
is this what that meme is based off it? because this conversation is fucking hilarious
>>703866049
You can tell that Jennifer secretly thinks all this is hilarious.
>>703886134
>You can tell that this is entirely fake
ftfy
>>703868904
haha hva faen
>>703854807
how nice
>>703886603
Thanks lori
>>703858427
>12 years of an Asshole
kek
>>703854807
You too anon
>>703886603
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Anyone got that pic of that kid using a cereal box as a school bag?
>>703858427
Doesn't Matter, This Is Not Even Supreme Leader
>>703867031
madman
>>703882976
rap is shit anyway, it's the reason black people remain third class citizens
>>703887319
>kju.jpg
it's kim jong il you dumb faggot
>>703871681
Oh you mean this group that facebook took off their site?
>>703883419
It's E.T. you fucking underage faggot ass nigger fuck
>>703887201
Fuck off with this shit
>>703872868
Nerve gasgun
>>703858427
12 years of my right hand...
>>703858427
Doesn't matter, this is not even supreme leader!
north korea best slim eye yellow face
>>703866049
My Sides, now I WANT to see this companies website !
>>703868310
You must be the office Simon.
>>703888766
it says gif who the hell is going to fall for that noob
Rolling
>>703881170
>I never saw this movie, is it basically Neon Genesis Evangelion?
It's 2,500 tons of awesome!
>>703855065
maximu B8
>>703855319
>le epic 9fag meme
holy kek
>>703871844
Whats pbs
when gook sluts learn english from 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytkOwZAhH4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wizE6ESfs58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuT7y_W5-P8
>>703872708
Just when I thought it couldn't get any funnier Brendan bones ahead
>>703854807
Have a nice day
>>703854317
Why did I Kek
>>703858427
Rill
>>703858427
From Zero to hero: the confession of Some Stuff
>>703858427
I Wore Cute Underwear For A Bipolar
>>703854807
cute
>>703858427
Doesn't matter, This is not even a Boner
Accurate
>>703858427
Rush to Mediocrity With a Genius
https://youtu.be/HRYNNxBa9-w
>>703888766
kek
Dank OC here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t03Az7HiMLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GmNkkztRxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Os27b9qk5g
>>703858427
Rolling
>>703890584
This is shit, why do you keep posting this in every YLYL thread?
>>703863475
Do any of you retards actually think this is real?
>>703890584
This is amazing. Keep posting it in every YLYL thread.
https://youtu.be/GfqfKSC2jqM?t=10s
>>703872567
Legend
>>703872407
he wanted to get stoned in the watter big deal i mean if he passes out and ends up sleeping with the fish's im down
>>703890584
Lost hard
>>703872567
god speed space frog
>>703866049
>>703866022
Holy shit this is top Kek material .
>>703858427
> 101 ways to do some stuff
Huh
bump for sure i wanna read this thread
>>703874021
that pig is a thief !
>>703872868
the gun is just a remote control that activates the c4 inside the victim's head
