Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703835288
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>703843227
It was a no and will always be a no with those numbers
Miho claimed
I'd rather not be alive right now.
Mako claimed.
Reminder polygamy is good
Goodnight my friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>703843966
goodnight fellow no life
>>703843433 [Galko]
Can I have a dream about honking Galko's jugs?
still here
>>703843537
Literally how?? They die in 1 hit!
>>703843959
The separation of love and sex is degeneracy.
>>703844023
>hugs
>>703843959
Only if the first wife allows it.
>>703844118
They're like chinks, they come in great numbers
>Triggered from childhood first playthrough
>>703843724
my real waifu
fuckn' weebs
>>703843959
Hold the fuck up.
>>703844114
Go ahead, I don't care.
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>703843760
Im not mean, i just need to keep you in order.
>>703843854
Rape doesnt need them.
>>703843202
Grats on your marriage, dude. Welcome back.
>>703843270
Yeah dude, will do. Only reason I didn't chat you up before was because I thought you were Esdeath's avatar. I'll definitely hit you up in the future.
>>703843375
>mechanical jargon
Same, same.
>smile and nod
here
I'm 18 and what is this
>>703842802
>>703844257
Oh. Sorry
>>703842839
>tsunyun
Yes!
>>703842871
>>703843896
Galky
>>703843006
>laura
I dropped it. Love the theme song though
>>703843120
>>703844118
No! Not that bored yet
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Against humans.
Used my cards pretty bad, aswell.
>>703844464
Essentially, part is stuck. Until I get part unstuck and replaced, it can't be put back together.
>>703844298
Fukken saved!
>>703844307
Yui!
>>703844327
Maybe I'll use them as pillows in the dream. Snuggling Galko would be comfy as fuck
>>703844464
Thanks,
>>703844522
Still no
>>703844486
A waifu claiming thread.
>>703844522
Yeah you better be!
Good night
>>703844640
You're confusing me with the new, hip Yui.
claiman
>>703844731
Am I doing it right
>>703843537 [youknow]
It's worth the risk for me tbh
>>703844464
I really like the guy but I don't really have a problem with anyone
>>703844640
Yeah, it would.
>>703844204
Oh, I don't get a hug? I see how it is!
>>703844822
AKA the better one
>>703844977
u r a cheeky lil cunt I'll give you that.
>>703844907
Not really because someone stole your waifu 6 seconds before you.
>>703844473
>>703844913
Don't worry, I don't hate on him, he's a good guy at heart. But I don't like talking to fake avatars.
>>703842485
It takes ten Tukas to be greater than a Rory? She is that much of a shit.
>>703842604
>I know :^)
>>703844522
Well! Have a good night!
>>703844257
Lel I hated the seahats and wizrobes
c-claimed...
>>703844522
I apologize for making you read all of that, but yeah, I liked the intro theme as well.
>Mfw haven't looked up any r34 of Asterisk or Chivalry.
I'm clearly doing something wrong.
>>703845117
Tomokos a little slut, she belongs to everyone. Or at least 4 posters.
>>703845068
The cheekiest.
>>703844933
>Hugs
Where is the Mai claim?
>>703844298
Nice thumbnail by the way
>>703845137
Cat keyhole time?
>>703844344
>911 on speeddial
>>703844204
>
>>703844344
But i'm plenty orderly, i thought. Am i not doing well, Master?
>>703845270
Oi you little terrorist, that's my title!
L'oreal shampoo bottle claimed.
>>703845279
It's not like anyone will steal her.
1 vs 1 me on warlight
>>703844920
Now I wanna do it SO bad
>>703845426
y tho
>>703844913
Well whatever makes you happy
>>703845179
Seahats were never a problem, I hated the higher rank wizrobes cause he can summon a redead and THOSE fuckers triggered me the most in my childhood...
>>703845272
Thank you
>>703845566
You never will.
Claiming Felix
No playing Deus Ex for a bit because those drones keep fucking spotting me somehow even when I'm invisible and already in the fucking sewers
>>703845502
You're probably better then me on Warlight.
I'm also on the road right now, it takes too much with a lot of back and forth.
Did anything productive today?
>>703844604
Now this, I can understand.
>>703845414
I'll have to fight you for that title then!
>can you vectorize this and make it bigger like the others?
>>703845580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEUOV_ODo_0
Can u feel my love buzz
My waifus better
>>703845117
stole is such a bad word
>>703845566
Your waifu is trash and you should feel trash.
>>703845628
Well at least I got my wife
She has good bewbs to cuddle with
>>703845816
Fuck off Mugi
>>703845788
I swear to GOD I felt my very soul leave my body when I first heard that.. had to play earth temple on mute AND turn colors to black and white..
>>703845776
Don't make me get Breeki in here!
>
>>703845771
I see.
>Did anything productive today?
Hell no, do I look like some kind of normie to you?
>>703845842
Love you old Tomofriend
>>703845975
It's EASILY scarier than the OoT redead sounds
>>703844023
No life loser fuck face
>>703846106
I don't know. Is late night and you're up all day playing games.
You're the normiest guy in here, most sociable, too.
>>703846117
you too
>>703846148
OoT's didn't even scare me
Sure it shocked me at first like "oh god wtf?" but then I laughed it off thinking it something thats used for an ugly face in cartoons
>>703845397
I know where Lucia hid the saury.
>>703845586
cute tank
>>703845776
sup Karen
>>703845955
You also keep getting dubs.
>>703846395
Played anything nice lately bb?
>>703846085
Do you notice anything strange about that? Like eyebrows are mashed into the eyes or something? And the shading in the eyes is all fucky?
What is this sorcery.
>>703846439
Yo feets, how's it hangin?
>>703846305
>most sociable
Where in the world did you get that idea?
>>703846523
just the normal world of tanks and ships. also a little warframe
>>703846587
I was being sarcastic, because you said you're not a normie.
What any other games do you like to play?
>>703846524
It's really late, just dropping by to say Hi.
>>703846434
Favorite Zelda game, go
>have we discussed this yet? I know you like OoT a lot
Mine is WW followed by MM
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>703845352
>implying they will make it in time
>>703845397
Im not so sure about that.
>>703846524
Gotta remember, these are always subjective to quality changes. It is a program doing them after all.
>>703845826
Really good claim, anon.
Top tier husbando.
>>703846587
Why wold you activate filename randomizer again?
>>703846799
Sleep well, cutest boat.
>>703846799
Hi to you too, dude. Thanks for the feet. Hope you're doing alright.
>>703846824
OoT followed by TP
Hey cuck, just came thru to say Hi, no ERP tho cuz you don't seem very into it, kisses
>>703846780
I'm to autistic to play any game besides risk.
>>703846962
I have yet to finish TP. I got the HD remaster for the Wii U but I've been so busy lately
>>703847040
Miss you Tits.
>>703847134
I havent finished TP either but I still love it for what it is
Thinking of buying WWHD since its 20 dollary doos now
>>703846908
Am I one of the older boats now?
>>703846911
Not bad certainly, and the same to you.
>>703847058
You're a liar.
I'm pretty sure you enjoy other games aswell, if not, sorry for assuming, then.
>>703847298
I mean, i have a 3ds with some games I play casually off-and-on but Risk is the only game I play regularly and really get into.
>>703847281
Ooh you should do it. It looks incredible and they added some neat features.
>>703847134
>>703847281
>Haven't finished tp
Get off your arse and stop whatever you're doing and finish it
It gets really great later, even greater, towards the end
>>703847288
There isn't that much competence, you'd be surprised.
Well, I've got to admit, Taihou a cute.
>>703845125
what do you mean fake avatars?
>>703845580
I'll get on a track whenever I have money
>>703846899
Right right, thanks. Is there no way to just make the thing bigger without losing the sharpness? Or will that do the quality changes?
Also what the fuck is going on in that gif.
>>703847537
Ah, I understand. You should sleep.
>>703847609
But I'm about to go to bed..
>>703847712
Like, when someone uses an avatar but doesn't say he's using it. Pretending he was someone else. Very rarely I post with other girls here but I make sure people know if I talk to them.
>>703847788
No thanks I have another 2 hours to go.
>>703847630
I've not seen many other boats lately...
And Taihou literally died.
>>703847883
Heresy is never right.
Hello friendos
>>703848035
Not yet, don't give up on him. He'll be back.
>>703847824
But.. the princess ..
Twilight...
Alright then I'll let it slip
Night night
>>703847924
I wonder why nobody talks to you, you're pretty ok, unlike me.
>>703848054
Are you saying you only have a single folder of pictures? Posting a reaction image or an image of another girl doesn't mean you have more than one waifu.
>>703847592
I saw, and the idea of playing on tablet whilst runescaping turns me on so much
>>703847609
Nigga I'm in that sky dungeon place with the twin claws
>>703847712
Just dont get greedy
>>703848117
Well, I do hope for the best.
>>703847883
>Like, when someone uses an avatar but doesn't say he's using it. Pretending he was someone else.
>>703846439
Come on now, everyone loves boobies. No saury required.
>>703846887
Aww. Why not?
>>703848035
Me neither, seems like boatgirls are slowly disappearing.
Sad.
>Taihou literally died.
Wait, really?
Are we talking about the same person?
>Spaniard boat that doesn't claim anymore?
>>703848232
I've tried a few times, no luck so far.
>>703848426
What?
>>703848232
Don't be so hard on yourself.
>>703848502
Don't worry about it :^)
>>703848278
I'm gonna be honest and say ive had this conversation before with someone claiming sky dungeon was hard but I had a really good time playing through it
Especially the music with chicken people
Anyway I really need to run now, I just couldn't ignore this
>You better finish the damn game
>>703848273
I have a single folder with all 1000 of my waifus inside it.
>>703848577
I mean, if I can tell, I wouldn't talk to them. But yeah I probably fell for one more than a few times.
>>703848482
Maybe don't know what to talk about? I don't know.
>>703848577
But, I like it rough.
>>703848581
I remember a glitch using the boomerang and skip some parts and get across
Farewell
>>703848109
waddup Hanako
>>703848438
It's just meant to make sure you don't get bored.
>>703848482
Yeah, same person, and obviously he didn't die.
But I noticed some concerning developments.
I won't let boats go extinct.
Off to bed. Night /waifu/!
>>703847883
You thought I was him?
>>703848278
ty for your concern
>>703848858
night
>>703848803
Well, his profile reads Admiral instead of the usual Taihou.
I'll check on him next time I see him on.
>I won't let boats go extinct.
Maybe you could create multiple boat personas.
>>703848693
Could be that as well.
Mai is a mystery to me and Yuuko.
>>703848674
>I probably fell for one more than a few times.
It's pretty much unavoidable at this point.
>>703849003
Yeah, thought he was posting as you, since you were also from Akame.
>>703848638
Kek, and you're calling me a heretic?
>>703848858
Good night!
>>703849003
I care about ya brah, you my nigga
>>703849272
I just believe in the wonders of polygamy
>>703848803
The sky
>>703848858
Nighty
>>703849143
Who knows? Is just a thread.
>>703849143
You better not talk about me in Telegram/Steam
>>703849143
>Maybe you could create multiple boat personas.
Technically you're supposed to marry multiple botes anyways.
I'm equipped to claim at least 15 of them.
>>703849380
Silly Hanako. The sky is but an optical phenomenon.
And since we are inside the athmosphere up is space.
We are lucky this planet is a sphere surrounded by space; although there may be celectial objects up at any given time their size in seconds of arc is negligible.
>>703849272
Oh my, I'm gonna have to watch my grammar
>>703849314
It's kinda sad when random anons over the internet care more for you than you care for yourself
>>703849762
Need to fix that
>Oi we're still human just behind another screen
>hey bby
>wanna talk about our real lives in pur sikrit club
>hit me up on telegram
>>703849973
I mainly shitpost the Discord
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>703848438
You have been boating around a lot.
Need to go for a bit, see you soon.
>>703849722
>You're supposed to marry multiple boats
>one ring
>>703849762
kek, yup. That's the other reason, I didn't want to insult you though.
>>703849355
neato
>>703850412
I'm not sure what that means. But alright, i'll see you later then.
>>703850412
>to rule them all
>One Ring to find them
>One Ring to bring them all
>and in the darkness bind
Just give them your shekels already.
>violent coughing
DER JUDE!
>>703851323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXG6mHYWF0c
>>703849722
>nosebleeds from confusing words
What?
>>703851574
I know you're fucking underage, but stop behaving like one.
>>703851574
Basically you only have to worry about planes.
As long as there's no plane above you it's almost certainly space.
9/11 is a special case since then you become empty space when planes are above you
>>703851511
An angel in the form of a man.
>>703849960
I know bby
>>703850523
For my own defense english isn't my first language but yeah I need to improve
>>703852203
A god in the form of a man.
>>703852297
Good!
>>703850276
There's a discord server?
>>703852635
>acts superior telling anyone to posts bigger images
>he is a newfag heretic and doesn't know about the private chats of this thread
Classic.
>>703853003
a cute
>>703845760
>>703852964
There's a bird on your head.
>>703852964
No I know of Telegram just didn't know about the discord server
>Implying I point out samples
Shiki and Kyouko do that too
>Heretic
Established 2 months
>Newfag
Been here 3 months
>>703853468
>>Newfag
>Been here 3 months
kek
>>703853468
>been here 3 months
You're a newfag to me.
>Shiki and Kyouko do that too
Sheep.
Reply to me when you'll have your own toughts.
>>703852297
Oh! What's your other language? Where are you from?
>>703852297
O and since you're trying to improve it's "in my defense"
>>703852317
Papa bless.
>>703854067
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
>>703853698
That's because we've never engaged in conversation yet. I've been on when you have.
>Reply to me when you have your own thoughts
?
>>703853980
French and I'm from quebec
and
>>703854067
ty
>>703854235
I have a folder of most of you idiots and I imitate some of you for fun just to make you look more pathetic
>>703854322
Quebec? Canada?
>>703854521
you do now
Koneko Toujou Claimed
