Spook me
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Spook me
what makes you scared
>>703825633
Theres no original posts anymore on 4 chan...
>>703825633
[spoiler]there is a skeleton inside you[/spoiler]
Boo
>>703825633
>Closet door next to window
That house must look fucking weird from the outside.
Whelp this one time i was feeling awfully depressed and I stopped by a nearby park to do some nightime thinking. It was like a park by a highway, pretty small but also strangely secluded, right by a river too. Right when I got there I went into the bathroom (square cinderblock building) to use the urinal and wash my face a bit. then I sat on a swing for a while and chilled for about 20 minutes until I got this super uneasy feeling, which prompted me to leave. On the way back out I tried to go into the same bathroom... but it had been locked from the inside. Apparently a stranger had posted up in the single stall next to the urinal...
>>703826615
Did the swing survive your enormous weight?
I will be your next president
>>703826869
did your face survive making that post?
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Who you call in spook, peckerwood?
>>703826935
Well, that did it.
>>703826615
You washed your face in the fucking urinal?
>>703827287
Nvm, read it wrong
>>703827154
Why are you so fat tho?
>>703827175
Now explain what the fuck I'm looking at here?
>>703827287
no dude, i used the urinal to wash my face
>>703826752
this is why she is staying dead
>>703827519
feel better bout yo self
>>703826615
What do you mean by posted up
>>703827686
So not only are you an obese man-hippo you also bathe in piss
>>703827287
Top kek
>>703827870
Someone posted up flyers for the local weight watchers group and he waddled away shrieking for his mother.
>>703827883
please stop!!!
>>703828034
That's what the scales say when they sense you approaching.
>>703827535
The future of your computer and everything you own.
Capacitors bulge, things die.
Specially when they're cheapass shit like capxon capacitors.
>>703828252
Sure hope all those capacitors in my phone don't blow.
>>703828193
is this a waste of time? for both of us, i mean. you on the attack, my responsibility to belief. maybe not. maybe this is worth something. ah, yes! another beautiful moment. i will never admit i'm fat, coward.
>>703828507
Look at the number of posters dude, it's not all me.
>>703828602
that's it! i'm fat! my flag is flone
>>703828868
Work out your bmi online and how many calories you need to cut per day to get thin. If you lack the willpower to even do that, off yourself.
>>703828413
Phones are obviously safe from this particular plague.
Of course,you're carrying what is basically an stable explosive that is just waiting a short to happen on the right place to catch on fire.
>>703829171
Better just stay locked in my house like you then.
>>703829119
good
I'll dump my spoopy folder for you faggots
It's scary to think that there may be something in your room with you.
It's scarier to think that you may be alone.
>>703830187
I'd rather be alone
>>703825633
life has no objective meaning, purpose, or intrinsic value... basically your hole existence is a joke
the only reason to live is pure hedonism with you can NOT have
because your ignorant average joe parents bring you to this world being middle class at top, so have fun being a pathetic slave of the system, marrying, bringing another slaves, growing old and dieing
When you see it
>>703830355
spoopy
>>703829307
Not really.
If shit explodes with you indoor, its harder to rescue and stuff.
>>703827175
I replaced my mobo about 2 months ago due to a failed capacitor. It was only 4 months old too. MSI garbage. The fluid dripped into my video card and shorted it out too, also an MSI product. They would cover the mobo but not the video card.
Rip R9 390
A classic
>>703825633
Heres a spooker piggy.
>>703827870
He means a guy stood on the toilet seat so you can't see anybody in the stall
>>703825633
OoOOOooOoooOooOoo
>>703830445
Can someone draw a big red idiot circle around what I'm supposed to be seeing?
>>703830003
Dis from that one movie right?
>>703830539
Thats creepy as fuck
>>703831083
thanks for the creepypasta
>>703828252
Don't listen to this shit. Those are transistors. They take a current and build it up and make it stronger.
>>703831133
No idea
>>703831128
the arm
>>703831128
striped shirt
Innawoods stories are the best
>>703826935
Fuck off to >>>/pol/ cancerous faggot
>>703830355
Spooked
>>703830587
You have the high ground. Drop kick that fucker and lock him in the basement
Can't find the video, maybe someone knows what I'm talking about?
Guy is convinced someone is breaking into his house and starts recording randomly, and unknowingly walks right past him hiding in the dark
Anyone?
>>703830187
Fuck no. Most of us don't need 24/7 supervision to keep away depression.
>>703831905
Dat file name......nice try FBI.
>>703830666
Is that an ALASKAN BULL WORM!?!?!?!?
>>703830825
Either solid caps, or japanese caps or both or bust.
IF using chinese caps, there's only one good brand there called rubycon.
And several, several, SEVERAL shitty clones with similar names like rudycon, rulycon, rubysun,raycon,supacon...
>>703830831
Love this one glad to see it up.
>>703832227
I ended up getting a Gigabyte 990fx-gaming mobo, everyone said they use high quality parts. It's still working so, no complaints. Don't know why I chose MSI for a mobo, their mobo's are iffy as fuck but I just presumed a big company used quality parts.
>>703832023
I apologize, I've never been good with file names ._.
>>703830389
Boring
>>703832581
Big companies have big issues with component supplies.
It got to a retarded point where apple can literally "buy" a manufacturing process.
As in they pay for using that process to manufacture their chips exclusively, so the chip plant pipeline only make their chips.
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rings. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter ?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
bump
>>703825633
Adult responsibilities
donald trump has an outside chance of becoming president.
this would make pence second in line.
there has never been anything more potentially scary than this in the history of human civilization.
>>703834241
Growing up I just discovered that no one knows what the fuck their doing and it's all an act.
Everyone is barely keeping it together, which makes me feel a little bit better
>>703834316
Better than Hilary
>>703834498
It's an election where you're choosing between being shot in the head several times with a .38 or with an AK47.
The whole "the lesser of two evils" don't really apply here.
>>703825633
>>703834241
This guy.
>Do you have 6 months worth of salary in the bank right now? You should.
>What have you done today to further your career? and I don't mean your "job"
>Did you get it checked? It could be cancer. Who would take care of your family if you passed away.
>Remember that thing you "got away" with? You didn't, and they are coming tomorrow.
>You need to lose 20 lbs
>Sorry, it is due in the morning. I know I forgot to tell you, but Dave needs it for a marketing meeting with new clients
>Yeah, its broken - going to be $800 to fix
>No we don't take your health insurance
>>703834722
strongly disagree. on one hand you have an arguably corrupt politician. On the other you have a fucking reality tv star who has literally NEVER WORKED FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
Its like - who would you rather have driving you in car on the freeway. Your tipsy Mom who is distracted and texting, or your 4 year old brother. Neither are ideal, but they aren't in any way equivalent.
>>703826540
Underrated kek
>>703835154
Yes.
One is semi automatic and meant to be carried around, the other is designed to shot in bursts.
>>703830631
Niggas killed the Capra Demon from Dark Souls
>>703834722
>Hilary is a corrupt snake with blood on her hands who lies constantly and is above the law
>Trump said some mean things and has a brash opinion on things and speaks his mind
But yeah, Trump is totally the bad guy, sure.
Knowing you fucked up the relationship because you become reclusive over winter and summer. She'll never want to be with you again. She's happier with someone else. Love is scary. Love is fake and gay. I still love her though if she may not feel the same.
>>703826935
Oh fuck!
>>703826935
>>703835507
There's millions out there like her. Move on you pussy
>>703825633
Got me good. . .
https://youtu.be/JV0pNU9htnw
bump
>>703835923
This is a good one. Fuck everything about water
>>703835477
One wants to fuck the country purposefully and the other will do it anyway.
Of course, the way trump will fuck the country probably will be easier to recover from than the way hillary will.
But thinking that there is a good choice in this is dellusion.
>>703835923
classic
>>703826935
derse putito jaja
>>703836063
What we've been doing sure as hell hasn't been working. I'm willing to try something outside of the box. Hilary will steer the ship to all the same ports as before.
The career politician needs to fucking die.
>>703825633
>>703830355
my entire room is behind me and this shit right here makes me afraid to turn around.
![47ff4a151a60e05124a09cc9c011d142[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oS5TrGZ.jpg "47ff4a151a60e05124a09cc9c011d142[1].jpg")
>>703836377
Shitty photoshops aren't scary
Bretty terrifying if you watch and listen and put yourself in this situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l3oUjAN1IA
>>703836672
Plenty of time to rub one out one last time
Embrace me in your warmth
>>703830355
Sauce?
>>703830445
Among the shirts on the right there is a hand/claw thing.
>>703836997
>>703836648
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY DAD DIED 17 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS 5 FROM A HEROIN OVERDOSE I'M FUCKIN SPOOKED RIGHT NOW
>>703837081
>not posting the webm
>>703837022
>>703837022
I'm so spooked right now
>>703830701
Dog soldiers. Great movie.
>>703837232
I wouldn't have killed them just for the grammar
>>703825633
dook dook dook
>>703826540
You right
>>703837424
Kek
>>703837081
Fuck I just looked up the trailer now I can't sleep.
>>703837593
It was a Youtube short first, watch that
>>703837683
Sauce?
>>703831391
Fuck off to Reddit retard.
>>703830187
my puppers in here with me im good
When you see it
>>703836997
The video is called "Lights Out". The full video is about 3 minutes.
>>703837907
It was nothing
>>703837907
The sleepy kitty?
>>703837696
Fuck you! God dam that was good i wish they made the movie more like that
>>703829774
Fuck this nigga. Forcing that chick to watch while he murders everyone around her.
>>703826935
Canada fag here
>>703838286
>>703837696
https://youtu.be/adap4rzlM2I
>>703826935
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>703838095
Ulikedat?
>>703829927
The longer I look the more unsettling it gets
>>703831133
Yes
>>703838917
I thought the same thing about your dads penis last night
>>703839039
>>>/reddit/
>>703830539
HET HET HET
FUCKKKKK NO
>>703830081
what a waste of fucking time.
>>703831133
Which movie?
Doll found in the debris field left by the Titanic. This doll was waiting at the bottom of the ocean for 100 years for someone to find it.
>>703826935
>>703830192
T-Totally not spooked the fuck out right now. W-Wonder what happened t-to that OP
>>703839039
Kek'd
Nice one anon
I was at a mall yesterday with my gf, and on our way to her car, an old white car crept up behind us. It had fully blacked-out Windows, and it drove extremely slowly alongside us, like Fucking walking speed. We got in our car and it turned around at her car, doing a 180*, and stopped completely for a few seconds, before driving off.
Apparently there have been several kidnappings in broad daylight in parking lots lately.
It's still Fucking with me right now. I know this is not the most ideal place to post this, but I genuinely feel like she / us were getting targeted for something, and that they will try to track her down.
>>703826615
I bet it was a beautiful woman who was spooked by the trollbeast fumbling in the darkness so she baracaded herself in the bathroom in fear for her life.
>>703839517
just waiting...
>>703837907
Jigaboo jigaboo where are you ?
I be in the woodpile look'n at 'choo
>>703838817
yeah this is pretty spoopy
>>703825633
you wanna know whats scary?
> your life is short and meaningless
> you are but one small organism scraping by in life against trillions of other organisms on this planet
> your life is controlled, by not only the rules your species places on you but by the universe itself
> you can never slow down time
> you can never fight gravity
> you are smaller than a bug riding a speck of dust blowing through an endless vacuum
> even if humanity escapes our planets death, it will never escape the heat death of the universe
>all humans, all life, all existence is destined to die
the realization that everything we do is essentially pointless on the grand scale of time and space
>>703839924
I laughed my ass off, i don't know why but that fucking old chink running around like a fucking mobile swastika is just hilarious
>>703829857
Oooh that's a good one.
>>703840009
but your given the oppurtunity to play the game and thats all that matters :)
>>703839924
Wtf It's weird but lmao
>>703840009
That sounds fucking awesome, you're just looking at it like a little bitch
>niggers
>OOGA BOOGA
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tue
>>703840482
stay bright pupper
>>703840009
Yeah, we know this......
I always ponder why i am doing what i am doing, because, what will any of this matter when you are dead? nothing after, born just to die. Even typing this, what good comes out of typing this? Why am i telling you this? Everything i have ever experienced will be forgotten and my existence will be another dead person out of 7 billion,
>>703826540
Kek
>>703840009
Life is literally the longest thing we can comprehend, and it is good to be a human. Also Your perception of time is relative to what you do. I have also slowed time by taking LSD, and watching the rain fall in super slow motion. It was beautiful.
>>703831196
Youre retarded. Have you never seen a circular capacitor beforen
>>703840597
more if you consider all that came before. earths K/D is like 9.2 tetrillion to 0
>>703839865
Had a similar experience when walking to the gym.
Tell her to only go with you or a group of her friends for the time being. Best of luck, anon.
>>703829857
Got chills
>>703837424
i recognize that blowjob
>>703838817
>>703837424
Wait, I know that gay blowjob !
>>703841478
I recognize that gay blowjob!
>>703829967
Neat read
>>703841478
>>703825633
I'm uncertain if it's a /k/ or /x/ story, but does anyone have the one of the camper in Nevada who claims to have encountered a chimera of some sorts while out in the desert?
>>703839248
Kek this will always be funny to me
>>703841099
Thanks anon, I am definitely going to be very vigilant in future. I told her to stick with friends, and be on the lookout for that car. Did you ever see it again, or was it just a paranoia moment for both of us? I'm not from the US and its like the crime here is on steroids. I'm not a big guy myself, but I'd genuinely give my own life to keep my gf safe.
>>703829857
What did this story do to me? I got chills in my ass
>>703842591
min ayna anta?
>>703829857
spooky
>>703842788
What that means?
>>703837424
I recognize that gay blowjob!
>>703829857
nice creepypasta
>>703840009
>> even if humanity escapes our planets death, it will never escape the heat death of the universe
thats where you are wrong. obviously our destiny is that of a virus, to infect all realities with the plague of order.
>>703826752
tits or gtfo
>>703842591
Never seen the car again, glad to say so though. Probably just us being paranoid though, but if there has been a marked up in kidnapping, and even daylight kidnappings where you are I wouldn't risk it.
>>703838817
>>703825633
bump
>>703837022
>>703826935
NONONONONONO!
>>703836672
This one spooped me more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WRkpB2DAUc
>>703845185
OMFG this is my favorite webm, I've been searching for it for so long. Thank you.
>>703840482
stay bright pupper
>>703837022
The real world is both more horrific and more beautiful than anything in fiction
>>703845707
Never eating a banana again
>>703845707
And I just got some bananas from the store today, thanks.
>>703830081
cuck
>>703830831
Shit nigger. What the fuck did i just read?
>>703829967
spooky asfuck
>>703845707
>>703845917
>>703845960
I used to work in the produce section of a store. The small ones aren't the ones to worry about. The big banana spiders that live under the leaves of the trees that sometimes get packed in with the boxes sent to the stores are nasty.
If they bite you, you've got 1/2 hour to get to the hospital.
>>703840482
Stay bright pupper
>>703837907
OMFG A CAT
>>703843105
where are you from in arabic
>>703846262
And they were big bananas too. Good to know though, thanks anon.
>>703846761
theres nothing you cunt
>>703846997
Are you blind
>>703847232
This fucking movie.
>Sees demon
>TURNS AROUND
>Demon runs at you
>O SHIT NIGGER RUN
>>703843333
>>703825633
>>703830187
>delusional
>>703847750
>>703830587
its over anakin
>>703830539
FUCK.
YOU.
>>703830192
Damn it! Is there more to this story?!
>>703825633
>>703830539
ok thats fucking terrifying
>>703825633
you gonna die some day, and you dont know how
Niggers
>>703848590
Good thing there is a cure
>>703825633
you gonna die, and you dont know how
>>703847725
