No Stoner thread /b/?
Let's start one then, what are you smoking tonight?
>>703815974
a slab of ribs
I got hash and weed for tonight, Canada reppin
Lala
>>703815974
Kippers
>>703816091
>>703816287
ha
Birmingham UK here, got lemon haze
>>703816219
Wtf is that black shit?
And 956 reporting in. Just smoking on some mexibrick rn bois. I don't really mind to be honest.
dick
Got me 3 grams of Skywalker OG
anyone else suck at rolling, i've done weed for 3 years and basically only use my bong
i bought some juicy cigar wraps the other day and failed horribly rolling them
Gonna smoke a gram by myself tonight, which is a lot for me. I smoke every day and two bowls will get me stoned as fuck.
>>703816430
Bloc, its hasj but also not
>>703816778
I smoke about once a week and I have a pretty high tolerance, I usually smoke about 1.5g when I do smoke though, it kind of sucks
>>703816967
That sounds terrible dude, I'm glad I'm a lightweight.
>>703815974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV6D9Y1rxcw
high as fuck
>>703816967
Take a tolerance break
can anyone suggest for me a good cheap bong to take to university with me when i move in?
acrylic or glass?
>>703817671
If you have university housing just buy a spoon pipe.
>>703815974
Get a job you hippie.
>>703817382
this video made me angry
>>703817911
meh i don't really like pipes, i like the feeling of bongs
>>703818147
Sorry then, I don't have any bong advice
Can someone please dump some stoner comics or infographics?
>>703819153
11 and 13 are completely wrong
>>703819359
I smoked a Romulan joint.
Chilling in bed eatting chips. I feel good. Also it took a while to type this.
Weed unrelated
>>703816725
Blunts. Blunts use a lot of material but it's so easy even a nigger can do it
Smoking some nameless, geberic bud tonight. It's okay, I'm not off my ass or anything.
>>703816725
I've always preferred a bong, or even a bowl, to a blunt, but blunts are fun to smoke socially every now and then.
>>703819359
Any hookups in maryland?
I'm dry and sad.
white widow
thanks dumping guy!
Alaskan Thunder Fuck
your moms harry clit
>>703819846
nigger the cigar wraps are essentially blunts, unless you mean buying actual cigars and emptying the tobacco
>>703820315
Are you retarded kid?
>>703815974
Smoking some green crack.
>pic related
>>703817382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
>>703815974
nothing because i just moved to tampa and don't know anyone..
>>703820657
maybe, instead of being angry how about explain it
>>703820911
Yo I'm in the same boat. I finally found someone who smokes and knows a dealer but when I asked if he could help me out he said I was "trapping" him and wouldn't do it. Like what the hell, man?
>>703821503
trapping? lol weird. maybe you asked too soon? sounds like a paranoid fuck
>>703821503
just buy from the guy who smokes so he can have his cut and everyone is happy
>>703821658
You're telling me. When I first asked he said, "well, what do you need it for?" and I said, "Why do you think?" Pretty upsetting since he's the only person around here who I'm certain smokes.
>>703821973
I would but he didn't seem to have any and besides that he didn't want to deal with me at all.
>>703816725
my hands have a shaking problem so I can't roll for shit. It's so embarrassing.
smoke weed everyday men
>>703822347
I have aspergers and really bad motor control related to that I guess, it's just impossible to finely control the papers enough to roll them
Getting lemon haze tomorrow. I've been smoking every single day for the past 3 weeks. It's really bad. On a typical day Ill rip through 5 or 6 bong hits and then will smoke up a joint and will definitely have a second later and then a third when I start getting on the low.
>>703822553
and yeah I have no idea. I just end up dropping all the fucking weed everywhere. Usually I get other people to roll for me.
>>703815974
what do i need to grow weed? seeds? where do i get them?
>>703816778
aww, love Mom :) :)
>>703822816
you can buy seeds legally online, it's completely legal to buy seeds
>>703822788
you from the uk? i've been smoking fuck loads too, everyone is going to university so we've been having a lot of parties, I've spent about £120 over the past couple weeks on weed :(
>>703822788
Try using a dollar bill or buy a zippy. It's a bamboo mat you drop the paper & weed in and roll. You're not commited until you lick the paper. Practice.
>>703823058
yeah ahahaha. I really restrained myself over the past two years because I needed to make it into university. Now that I've gotten in I've just literally gone absolutely over the top on my consumption.
>>703823241
sounds good, I'll look into it
>>703823512
feelsgoodman, what uni you going to?
forcing a week tolerance break even though I got the money
Damn I'm already so fucking bored.
Smoking nothing, moved to Washington and i have 3 dispenseries within a mile but I'm a Class A driver sooooo yeah. feds fucking up the fun for everyone but hey at least i can drink 24/7 and die no biggie
>>703823512
Get a bamboo sushi rolling mat. The only difference is it won't have a picture printed on it, and they're usually cheaper.
>>703815974
OG Chem, 33% but a bit spendy. $105 for a quarter at Seattle recreational shop. Couldn't resist.
>>703823055
Don't you save your mom's notes?
>>703823719
That looks nice. Home made?
>>703824151
that's great, i use to, like in school lunches and stuff. I'm a bit old now though
>>703823512
>>703823754
it's only been a 12 hour tolerance break for me... how do you keep yourself from getting bored...
>>703824391
I'm 19 but I live at home so mommy still writes me notes
>>703819503
lol
I feel like the green in Brissy is weak... Pic kinda related
>>703819487
how the fuck is 13 wrong
do you even own a vape?
>>703824628
Use the time productively. I'm fixing things around the house cleaning up working my ass off getting shit done while I feel like being active. Maybe take up a hobby. Addiction is not physical but dependence is real.
>>703815974
Eating papas peanut butter cookie. WA state fag here.
God Berry
>>703815974
noting, my dealer is dry
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>703825839
feels good having 3 dealers and one who delivers
>>703825549
Well, i've been using the weed to come off booze/ stop drinking. Heavy Alco for some time and the weed helps me with not wanting to drink. Your right about the rest though
>>703826002
In that case you need to weigh the benefits and risks yourself--it might make you lazy and unmotivated but at least it doesn't shut your liver down. I'll toke up in your honor once the weeks over.
>>703825487
i have never seen weed like that in my life.
the fuck is that white thing? trichome? stem? what?!
>dealer
Buy drugs online. been doing it for almost 2 years now
>>703826527
how
about to pick up a couple grams ill post a pic when i get it
>>703825487
that is disgusting looking
>>703826302
yeah so far... weed is expensive, 300$ a Oz and my BF and i go through that in about 3-4 days. Overall health after smoking 99% overall health after drinking- pretty shit. For now i'll stick to smoking..ha cheers!
>>703825487
It's not even weed, it's hemp you fuck
>>703826604
the magical deep/dark/hidden/secret/obscure/hip internet that non-deep/non-dark/non-hidden/non-secret/non-obscure/non-hip people like YOU (and me) can not go to.
>>703815974
Fuck all because my dealer let me down
>>703826604
research TOR browser and Darknet Markets
>>703826524
that's a fucking stem! aha
>>703826784
>>703826802
do you have any good sites?
hello amateur stoner here. How long until weed goes bad? Grinded and ungrinded?
>>703817382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
this guy madness
Nothing, because I can't afford it atm. Shits pretty lame.
>>703826767
bahahaha, well for starters that is NOT hemp haha, believe what you want
alaskan thunderfuck
rate my weed /b/
>>703826676
what the fuck? you smoke over a half quarter a day each? do you smoke joints like they're fucking cigarettes or just get the whole neighborhood high?
>>703826900
Alphabay Market is what I use. Gotten coke, weed, shrooms, etc.
>>703826527
I'm a young fag (17 lives with parents)
And what am i supposed to do if it's caught in shipping? Also it too much of a hassle fucking around with the deep web.
>>703827079
that's what i'm saying, i think this is weak... i mean it's nice and sticky n stinks, but i just don't get high like i use to off the stuff...Tolerance break in need now...
>>703827186
i've personally never had a package caught in shipping. only way that happens is if the vendor doesn't know what he's doing. and yeah, i had the same issue until i moved out into my apt. now i have the freedom!
Question, gonna be flying soon. I'm not planning on checking on my luggage, any ideas on getting my dugout and one hitter through?
>>703826903
It won't really go bad as far as its ability to get you high, but it'll dry out eventually and taste shittier. Dont let a lot of air get into what you're storing it in. Try to keep it in a near vaccum and it'll keep longer.
>>703827079
yeah, we smoke J's, with a lil bit of tobacco
>>703827186
I'm a young fag, just 18, but I always buy stuff from the dark web, it's safe trust me. I'm from the UK though.
You buy it with bitcoins and tumble them over tor so there is no traceback to you, if customs catches them you say you didn't buy them, simple.
>>703827434
I'll definitely consider it in my adulthood.
>>703826903
I'm currently using some 2+ year old maryhuana and it gets me high
>>703826903
as long as it has no mould
>>703827493
Just keester it, no ones gonna suspect a thing.
>>703815974
gotta small bowl of Headband OG packed out in my truck im about to go hit
>>703827354
that's fucked dude, i've been smoking for almost a decade straight and never took a t-break. are you sure it's not shit weed lmao
>>703827594
that just blows my mind dude. like i said, are you sure it's not shit weed?
>>703827493
i always got my dugout through TSA by wrapping it up and putting it in my shower kit. checked baggage hardly ever gets that far into it, especally if you pack it with most of the underware
>>703827635
ive read theres been many markets scamming, which one do u use?
>>703828201
maybe... but the same stuff gets everyone else high... i just don't feel it... my BF doesn't think it's shit, he's been buying off the same guy for over 10 years... are there medications that can cause marijuana to not act as well in some people?
i'm going to do cannabis milk tomorrow. Any experiences?
>>703828775
can you take a decent pic of it? i can probably tell you whether or not it's trash just by looking
>>703829240
that's the only one i got... we don't get on till tomorrow.. i am in Australia... my BF is american, he says the weed is a lot better over there... i swear we just have the same stuff here... i mean it cops up well, smells nice, it's sticky... damn, i wish i had another
>>703828775
It's probably good weed but you just have super high tolerance.
>>703828715
used to use silk road but shit happened and now alpha bay like the other guy, most markets are pretty safe dude, just google the top ones.
it's safer than a dealer, so the only risk is your parents catching it in the post, with a dealer you can get robbed, stabbed, scammed etc.
>>703829496
yeah true, but i've only been smoking it for about 3 months full on... to initially stop booze cravings. Yeah that's true man
Dokha + Critical Kush -> I like the change of pace
Didn't make it far
Too high to smoke more
Fuck guys once a week 1.5g?
120£ on the last couple of weeks?
I dont no what you demand to be "a lot" but swiss reporting in and I spliff up to 10g ~ 120.- a week and i actualy try to behave myself.... shit.
But startin a day without wake n bake just aint the same ...
Contributing some stoner artwork ;P have a nice day anon and stay high!
>>703829496
lol no. that's not how this shit works. you don't blaze a half q a day of good shit and just 'not feel it', even if you're smoking it super slow.
>>703829490
>>703829679
are you the one from brissy?
>>703829547
>safer than a dealer
>still lives with his parents
Grown ass man here. Much rather get my weed from an old greasy looking hippie in person than buy it from some faceless fucking coorporation on the Internet that pumps shit into the plant to make it look better.
CaliFag here. 1/8 of Gorrilla Glue and 100mg of medicated Strawberry Sour Belts.
>>703830021
yep and i doubt whether i would be smoking a q a day and not feeling super baked... i can still drive ffs
>>703830104
Faceless coorporation? Not at all, you have it all wrong old timer
>>703830104
>Grown ass man here.
doesn't show.
>buy it from some faceless fucking coorporation
most weed comes from organized crime, you know that right?
>that pumps shit into the plant to make it look better.
it's easier to just grow good weed than it is to find some SUPER MAJICAL KEMMICALS that make the weed look good. You're fucking stupid, dude.
>>703830021
It's different from person to person. For me if I'm smoking multiple times each day for about a month I'll just start forgetting that Im high after multiple blunts. After a few months and I won't hardly feel anything.
>>703830104
old faggot more like x
>>703830865
there's a difference between being in a constant state of highness so that you sort of forget about sobriety, and besides >>703830222 just said they're the one who posted with the brisbane weed that looks like it has fucking cordyceps growing out of it. It's shit weed, that's the problem.
>>703830458
looks like shitty weed/forgetting what sobriety feels like is the culprit
I'm saving up to move out of my parents place and it sucks. I've been living off of dub bags and eighths, which is terrible when you miss having ounces on you at a time so bad
Dude check out my stem guys...
Its like so dope!
>>703819742
What is a romulan joint?
>>703830721
It's crazy easy to pump up a fucking plant to look big and dense but have barely any crystals it's not fucking magic. Also you can't argue getting from an old experienced outdoor grower in person where you can actually verify the product isn't better than buying online. Who am I to tell you what quality weed is though right? I'm not a baby living with my parents buying weed with their money and leaching off them.
>>703831188
that picture actually makes me so sad
there's few things in this world as depressing as dropping food/booze/whatever
i remember one time i was in a really rough spot in my life, was walking home with a pizza and a bag of weed and feeling the best i had in days
wind picked up out of nowhere, blew the pizza box out of my hand and i broke down crying 'cuz of all the other shit leading up to it
sitting there trying to scoop up the pieces that didn't hit the dirt was the most pathetic I've ever felt in my life
:(
>actually labeling yourself as a "stoner"
>>703819742
You know what doesn't feel good, you fucking sick faggot? Knowing that thousands of our finest men and woman in blue have died because you faggot fuckers like you financing drugs. If I was a LEO, I'd kill you and sleep like a baby
>>703831742
This
>>703825487
that looks like two dead mice
>>703831471
>It's crazy easy to pump up a fucking plant to look big and dense but have barely any crystals it's not fucking magic.
crystals are most of what makes a plant look good you retard, the size/density mean nothing
>Also you can't argue getting from an old experienced outdoor grower in person where you can actually verify the product isn't better than buying online.
yeah i can argue that, because outdoor weed is shit.
> Who am I to tell you what quality weed is though right?
no one, you prefer outdoor weed and think DEM BIG CORPOURRASHUNS are out to get you. literally as bad as anti-vaxxers and anti-gmo people
> I'm not a baby living with my parents buying weed with their money and leaching off them.
neither am i, and i've never bought off the dark web. i'd sooner trust the dark web than your hoity-toity holistic bullshit though.
Dude, you guys are ao fucking missing out man. This shit is the bomb!
>>703823910
I moved from Colorado to Wyoming right before they legalized it. (fuck) decided to get my CDL, now I drive down to Denver past 20 dispensaries every week. (FUCK)
>>703817671
Don't be a fag. Acrylic is for penis pumps and other things that aren't bongs.
I love how 420 friendly this thread is.
HELP: I want to do a closet grow but I don't know anything about growing. Where are some good online resources for a 1st time grower? Is it safe to buy seeds online?
>>703815974
Reef that does not belong to me.
>>703830222
if you like gorilla glue check out elmers glue much better in my opinion
>>703832660
>>703832183
>outdoor weed is shit
Outdoor weed is top notch quality. You're mistaking outdoor weed for ditch weed. Fluorescent light indoor grown weed can drastically affect the quality of the weed. Also, a dense nug usually is dense cause it's proper grown and has tons of crystals. People get confused and see this big fucking nugget and automatically assume "oh fuck that's gotta be fucking kush".
>>703832660
Go to a local hydroponic store. They're very helpful. But whatever you do, do NOT say you're planning on growing weed. They will kick you out so fast. You have to say you're growing smokable tomatoes.
2.7 grams of pretty good bud. its an indica with not a strong smell but its dense and trichy
>>703831432
type of weed
>>703832660
It depends. I don't grow, but a buddy of mine does (I live in Ohio, growing is a felony here) and he grows in his closet. He buys his seeds from a place in california, and they send them glued to birthday cards (In the middle of stars, etc.) to look like they belong there using hemp glue. You melt the glue and the seeds are good to go.
I'd look around online. A lot of places that are willing to ship to non-legal states do so discreetly. I don't know any more than that lol
Dude man.... I grow my own shit! Its easy! All you need is brawndo! Fuck dude im such a stoner!
>>703832183
Look at how big corp fucked tobbaco big time. You think they aren't gonna fuck up the weed?
>>703832660
seeds are legal to buy
>>703832897
Shame about the seeds. Looks nice otherwise.
how long do you have to wait between smoking in the same day before you can get high again?
ive tried smoking at 5 pm and then smoking again at 9 and nothing happened the second time
Reminder that daily results in significant cognitive decline, working memory, IQ etc...
Acceptable drugs:
Prescription amphetamines
Moderate benzodiazepine use
Psilocybin mushrooms (not more than 6 times a year)
LSD (not more than 6 times a year)
DMT (you really only need to do it once anyway)
MDMA (not more than once a year)
Cocaine (if you're getting work done)
Ketamine (once a year)
GHB (use with moderation like benzos)
Alcohol (same as GHB)
Kratom
>Unacceptable drugs:
Weed
Opiates/ Opioids for non medicinal purposes
Barbiturates
RCs
Street meth (desoxyn is OK in moderation)
Soma
PCP
Ausfag reporting
>>703833504
*daily cannabis use
>kief but no green
fuck. where i live is in a drought right now until grow season ends, fuck life.
>>703833375
Wait at least 24 hours to get high again. This prevents you from building up a tolerance.
You guys dont know how to smoke! Or to be a stoner like myself! Im fucking THE best stoner! Just look at my bag of some of the best shit you will ever inhale!
does anyone else get high with the intention of jerking off while high but then gets high and loses all interest in watching porn?
>>703833504
reminder that correlation is not causation, and you cannot rule out the possibility that people who experience IQ decline may simply be more prone to marijuana dependence
i smoke a gram or so when i wake up then a cone or 2 every 30 minutes-ish
dunno why i always need so many top ups
>>703833937
>hey guys i smoke almost a half oz a day lol XD am i cool yet? totally not lying btw
>>703833903
Those factors are accounted for in the meta analysis. This stats 101 shit friend. People who use pot experimentally tend to actually have higher IQs than those who never try it (in the 102-110 range on average) but those who start to use it habitually experience notable cognitive decline across the board. Writing my dissertation on this.
>>703824051
is the spliff any good?
It cracks me up how ill take a few hits and not even think im that high. Then I'll go back to my computer and 10 minutes later im just absolutely ripped
Half these fagot dealers don't give names these days but i kno know it's 11 Gs of some loud or dank for u who ain't hip
>>703816091
What kind of wood are you using to smoke the ribs? Also I heard some misted apple juice or some honey dissolved in water will help tenderize the meat
Fucking res.
>>703825918
only 1 smart dealer
>>703834294
want to link me to some reading material then? going for my masters in clinical psych next year
>>703816725
You can get an automatic rolling machine from your local head shop
Smoking some indica trying to fucking relax cause im 6 days clean off heroin. Need some god damn sleep.
>>703832183
Preach. put this fucking old retard in his place
>>703816725
You just gotta practice more. If you only use your bong you'll never get experienced in rolling.
>The only drugs that wont cause your brain to rot:
-Prescription amphetamines/ prescription substituted phenethylamines
-Moderate use of psychedelics (NOT RCs)
-Opiates/ opioids (yes incredibly addictive but no substantive link between use and cognitive decline)
-Ketamine (actually seems to assist in long term dendritic connection)
>Everyother drug will rot your brain, sorry
-Benzos eat away at the amygdala and hippocampus (parts of brain associated with memory)
-Alcohol just eats away at your brain in its entirety
-Weed slowly and insidiously obstructs growth in the frontal cortex, amygdala, OFC and hippocampus leading to problems regarding visual memory, contextual memory, executive function and so forth
So kids, if you're going to do drugs, do the right ones
>>703835022
Nice samefagging
>>703816778
I'm the same way. Its so fucking weird. People in real life have to take tolerance breaks.
>>703834997
>Let me do some drugs to keep me away from other drugs even though this is probably what got me started on them in the first place
lol, just kys
>>703835179
>>703835111
suck my dick faggot.
>>703835337
You literally posted proof you were samefagging?
>>703833543
where abouts in Aus?
>>703834642
Here's one of the more esteemed peer reviewed publications regard cannabis and decline in cognitive function. I knew a few predoctoral (now practicing clinicians and physicians) who served research assistants the study as well. I'm using it as the basis of a good chunk of my dissertation. Good luck in psych, its rewarding.
http://www.pnas.org/content/109/40/E2657/T1.expansion.html
>>703835342
Brilliant retort. Go hit that bong. You're dumber than a golden retriever.
>>703835111
>Opiates/ opioids (yes incredibly addictive but no substantive link between use and cognitive decline)
I thought they permanently fucked up your endorphin and dopamine production or at least for a long time with prolonged use. Other than that though you are right, opioids are probably the least destructive on your body as a whole outside of addiction and secondary issues.
>>70383528
lol true, but the odd thing was I never smoked pot when I was on dope or before, made me feel sick and weird not sure if it was just me.
>>703835569
melbourne
>>703835492
Them drugs man.
>>703816725
>Done weed
>>703832801
>Outdoor weed is top notch quality
under perfect conditions, outdoor can be as good as indoor. it's simply much easier to control an indoor environment. outdoor weed can be as good, but can't be better unless the indoor job was done wrong.
>Also, a dense nug usually is dense cause it's proper grown and has tons of crystals
find me a properly grown sativa dominant strain that is 'dense', excluding the crown buds.
>People get confused and see this big fucking nugget and automatically assume "oh fuck that's gotta be fucking kush".
true
>>703832993
you're comparing apples to oranges. most of the fucked up shit big tobacco did was because no one gave a shit. people give a shit now.
>>703835919
We might disagree on shit, but one thing we can probably agree on is you got good shit if it makes you act a fool like that. (No offence)
>>703835179
why dont you just fuck the shut up
>>703835831
Opiates and opioids are weird. Yes, they seem to inhibit one's natural ability to deal with physical pain as they decay the ability to produce endorphins but theres emerging research that certain opiates and opioids could be the next depressant and may improve cognitive function. Yes, its bizarre but true. Here's an academic article you'll have to purchase to further explore regarding the issue http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19442177
But the New York Times did a piece discussing the possibility too. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/05/opinion/sunday/are-opioids-the-next-antidepressant.html?_r=0
Just moved to a new city for my first "professional" job. I don't really know where to find local dealers without getting a job at places like restaurant. Any advice for finding local dealers in a non sketch ball way?
>>703836279
>>703835919
>>703835492
sorry anon, i think you're the one who's retarded here
if i was samefagging, the post at the bottom would say >>703835022 (You)
but it doesn't, because i wasn't replying to myself
fucking idiots lmao
>>703835492
are you seriously this fking dense? the screen shows it is taken by the guy that "put the old guy in his place" and that the guy that commented on "putting that old guy in his place" is not him (no (you) on the "samefagging" comment)
Alien og
>>703815974
OP do you know what type of weed that is ? like the name? been smoking oil for a bit but i kinda miss flower.
>>703831742
I feel like stoner has negative connotations.
>>703836220
I very much doubt the "big corps" that are going to be selling the weed are going to give a shit about it. They're gonna be big budget investors wanting to make as much net profit as they can, just like every other corporation.
>>703836306
Why don't you just calm the fuck down there big boy? You gonna throw a fit?
>>703836665
They're not going to give a shit about it. The people who regulate it, and the consumers are going to give a shit about it. In turn, they will be forced to give a shit about it.
smoking a blunt of PowerDiesel outside tryna feel better about myself
>>703836569
Ah shit too fucking high for this shit right now.
>>703835831
>>703836398
Also there's this misnomer that dopamine is the PLEASURE neurotransmitter. That's patently false. The brain has three main dopaminergic pathways, the way in which the dopamine operates in the brain will determine its functions. For example if you have too much dopamine in the mesocorital pathway, you can become schizophrenic.
The mesolimbic pathway is associated with reward. That is the pathway opiates, cocaine, amphetamines, cannabinoids activate mainly.
But because meth mimics dopamine it will shoot an excess of dopamine into the mesocorital pathway, which is why meth heads are so paranoid and schizophrenic like.
>>703835226
>poeple in real life
Nigger, what?
>>703836398
I've seen some stuff about that before. I've always wondered if opiates combined with another drug similar to the abilify and anti-depressant combo would be good for depression or anxiety.
>>703836643
For good reasons
>>703836539
Also I wasn't the guy that posted the them dugs man comment.
>>703836278
Go fetch me that bong boy!
>>703836431
network mang
the more people you know
the easier it'll be to find
>>703837146
>> 2016
>> not living in the matrix
>>703836783
Tobbaco consumers got pissed about it and it didn't do fuck all.
Smokin on these dubs
>>703837404
Error: dubs not found
I smoke about an oz a week, sometimes a pound if we're going somewhere. I have to drink beer constantly to calm my stomach. My girl wants to take a trip to Los Angeles but we live in colorado. I quite much enjoy here it in colorado working at a large telephone company, but I am just dying to take my fiance on a road trip in our new sports car
I need advice on rolling. I usually roll blunts and that has worked great for me, but I just switched to papers. I have Raw 1.5 size papers, and I roll pretty well. The problem is that I can't draw smoke with a new joint, it has to get pretty close to the crutch before I actually start inhaling smoke. I use a crutch, and grind my shit up pretty finely. Anyone know what I'm doing wrong?
>>703815974
Ice cream
>>703815974
Went to my grandfather's house today to say hello. And he tells me he's growing weed.
Pic related. I snapped this
>>703837477
checked
Here's the problem with weed opposed to other drugs:
>Weed has almost no physiological effect on your body
>But it has a very real negative effect on your mind
>A heroin addict, moderates because they dont want to go into respiratory depression
> A stoner will smoke 24/7 thinking its safe as their brain decays
>Because you cant OD on pot stoners assume theres no need for moderations
>What they dont understand is the insidious effect it has on their brain
>Lowered IQ, worse working memory, worse contextual memory, worse spatial memory, worse hippocampual (long term memory)
>But it's fine right, because your body's fine
>So they over indulge until their fucking brain is asleep and their fucktarded wastes of carbon
At least an alcohol or dope addict can notice they have a problem
>>703837343
They didn't get that pissed. The real war against big tobacco started in the 90s.
besides, it's a simple matter of marketing. no one is going to want to buy from the monsanto of weed. the business will go to whoever can prove they're not just suits who aren't paid to give a shit
Why does weed smell so fucking bad? Kid came in my class after he smoked some and he smelled like shit.
>>703837925
If no one's gonna buy from the Monsanto of weed, then it's gonna be the nice old greasy hippy, aka the proper guy to buy from.
"Marijuana users had lower test scores relative to nonusers
and showed a significant decline in crystallized intelligence between
preadolescence and late adolescence. However, there was no evidence
of a dose–response relationship between frequency of use
and intelligence quotient (IQ) change. Furthermore, marijuana-using
twins failed to show significantly greater IQ decline relative to their
abstinent siblings. Evidence from these two samples suggests that
observed declines in measured IQ may not be a direct result of
marijuana exposure but rather attributable to familial factors that
underlie both marijuana initiation and low intellectual attainment."
Stoners are insufferable
whenever I smoke, I feel like I need to take a shot of some kind of anabolic steroid after I'm done getting high
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>>703838157
interesting. it likely affects the body's internal processes so it was either bad hygiene or he just an asshole
>>703817671
Do you consider <$100 cheap?
>>703838255
Checked
>>703837715
Thanks for sharing faggot
>>703838157
Evolutions ways of telling you to stay the fuck away from it
>>703838255
or somewhere in between
i imagine the weed industry will look a lot like the beer industry
big names like budweiser and whatnot, cheap consistent weed
smaller companies that take it more seriously and are more concerned with introducing variety instead of the typical BigBrand Killer Kush™
even smaller companies that do shit like let their plants listen to mozart and individual bud inspections daily, etc
it's kind of obvious the direction it'll go eventually
ITT
>Dude weed lmao!!! xDDDDDDDDD Holy fug my parents would be so mad if they saw me posting in this thread xD. But I'm a rebel. Im going to listen to Joe Rogan and Carl Sagan while whacking off to photo of plant
>>703824151
My mom doesn't leave me notes
>>703831873
So salty when weed is all but legalized...
>>703838665
As long as they don't start giving them gay designer names like lavender vanilla blend and shit like that.
>>703817671
If so, Grace Glass spiral perk bong is <$100 and is great
>>703838634
marijuana smell
evolution
>>703838938
That really sucks dude :(
>>703815974
just started selling, got some decent green stuff. Any tips for a novice dealer? sorry for bad quality, it's the only camera i got right now
>>703839688
allways deliver. people will perfer you for that reason alone. driving is sketchy, but its way better than having people going in and out of your place all the time. it also stops people from knowing where you live so if they roll on you you only get a small intent to sell charge rather than felony trafficking
>>703839688
number one rule
don't get caught
>>703819153
Weed was decriminalized in mexico only for a small amount of people (i think they were less than 10), also its supposedly legal to carry less than 5g
>>703825487
Yeah I feel like Aussie weed is pretty shit
>>703817671
if youre living on campus dont keep one in your room/dorm dumbass.
Grinder full of some good Kush. 115 for a half.
>>703816725
It's like
>>703835082
This nigger said. It's just a matter of doing it until you get it down. Try folding the paper over to make a little flat bottomed trough. Thats how I do it
>>703840068
i do that already, thanks anyway
>>703840081
ye, that's like.. useful n' shit
>>703817671
Apples. They're reasonably cheap, completely innocuous, make great pipes and you can eat them when you're done. Even the core, it gets softened. Zero evidence.
smokin on some mob boss from the dispensary right now, but just cropped out 3 NYCD and Ghost train haze.
>>703840616
this is the best choice, anon
>>703833504
>guys don't smoke weed it's bad for you!
>do prescription drugs, benzos and alcohol!
fucking kek
>>703840116
yeah yea, i got some pretty good stuff from a guy who went to nimbin, it was bush, but damn it was better than some of the hydro that I have smoked :(
>>703840150
been living in campus for 3 years now, bong's always been up on my closet and i had no problems so far
>>703834490
Not that guy but I use Applewood and a traeger pro smoke for 6 hours or so depending on rub
Apple juice alone in a small pan works wonders for me
>>703833719
that looks like fucking picles man lmao
I'm to cool to smoke.
I inject 1 Marijuana per day
>>703840068
don't be greedy, don't let people know where you live, your "friends" will get jealous if they see you stunting and they aren't so keep your crew fed if they know what you do, don't let people know where you live, don't sell where you live, if you can get a spot to stash your stuff at do that too.
>I am so stoned off of a pre-roll "sweet dream" j I bought in california.
>>703825549
Not the poster you were replying to, but every vape I ever owned(V2 $150) or used, (Volcano, etc...) are all faggot shit, 420 fucking blaze it. Vaping gives weak half ass hits and doesn't deoxycarbolate the weed, because for the chemical reaction to do so requires burning and higher temps than that faggy steam drag POS could ever hope to accomplish.
Oh man, look at this cloud, but I'm not high, what gives?
Fuck vaping, inferior to smoking in every way, even taste. FUCK VAPING!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>703839688
Buy in bulk(1/4 pound minimum). Never fuck people over, like short bags, or moldy bags theres tons of weed dealers and if they dont like you they'll move on.
Hype your product up but dont overdo it. If you dont live in a medical state put it either in a empty prescription bottle or one of those CVS pill bags and say you had shipped from a dispensary. Then you can charge more, and they'll by into it.
Hook them up first, if they ask for a eighth, give them 4gs if they're a first time customer. Act like a friend. If you see they're wearing a band shirt, bring up the band talk to them about, joke with them. This forges a mutual trust. Hit them up and ask what they think of the last sack you sold. Have a scale, weigh it out in front of them and give them what they asked for or more. Let them bring their own scales.
DELIVER. but dont be afraid to ask for like $5 in extra gas money.
Once the customer thinks you're incredibly solid, they'll start cutting off other dealers, thus you are their primary source. This is when you can short bags a bit, and cool it with the generosity. Always act cordial though. Never be flakey. If you say youre going to meet. Meet. If they're just a stoner, just sell weed, maybe bring up shrooms or LSD if you have it. Never advertise that you have other drugs, this can be off putting.
Use a pseudonym and get a pay as you go phone, or an encryption app. NEVER sell to minors. If they get caught by their parents their parents will hammer the kid until they get your name, then your fucked. That's why you use a psuedonym and dont invite them to your place unless you've known them for 7 months and they're clearly not some 12-17 year old.
Never carry more than ounce in your own car, unless absolutely necessary. Dont divide your drugs into little individual bags, even if its in small amounts, because then you can get charged with intent to distribute. Never sell near parks, churches or schools. This can get you fucked even harder if caught.
>>703815974
Some fucking bad quality weed cause I live in a shitty country
>>703833892
Fuck no, I stick to the game plan and blast off
>>703839688
>>703842284
Avoid the habit of selling 10 sacks or dubs, unless you have a huge customer base. Better to sell at least an 1/8 at a time. Again never give your full name, to anyone. If anyone gets caught with possession the first thing the cops will ask (depending on the state) is who sold it. So give some bullshit name, off a bullshit number, as ridiculous as it sounds even putting on a fake accent can work.
If you're going to sell other drugs its a whole nother game, and a lot more dangerous.
Also never tell someone how much you have, ask how much they want, Never tell them how much you have. and NEVER give away a source, its the best way to lose customers. As they'll go to him instead of you. Also feel the pulse of you community, whats the average price of weed per 1/8th, average quality, drugs people want but cant find, the income of customers and so forth. Calibrate your own plan from there.
>>703839688
>>703843071
Also, dont brag. Even if youre surrounded by rich kids it makes you a target for theft.
>>703818960
why can't it be both nigga
>>703843071
Sell pounds and make $500 off each pound. Become the dealer. Fuck these small time faggots, you sell 1/8ths to 20 people, they each tell 5, and you're fucked.
Sell weight, don't listen to these small time felon fags.
>>703841707
always sharing with my best buds, it helps that i live in campus and my real adress is in other country, i'm not handling big quantities now so i guess i'm chill with that for the moment, will probably find a safe spot soon though.
>>703843570
tfw dry for a week
>>703843577
Oh, so you're that kind of hippy college dealer lmao.the one without a scale. handing out nugs for $5 to friends isnt real dealing. You'd make as much money collecting cans and plastic bottles.
Moon rocks
>>703844213
i'm just getting into business, but i'm willing to switch to big quantities as soon as possible, it seems safer, i'm too young for jail
Smoking residue. Tough times in the Faroe Islands.
>>703844466
haha, not reall, i do have a scale for a fact and over the last two weeks i've sold some good 40 grams
I'm on ice, coke, a couple bars, and a big b of Ingrid fresh from co. I'm gooodd
>>703845002
i haven't sold until now because i had no money issues until now, but i've been around dealers and am more or less familiar with the job, trying to play it as neat as possible.
Dry in riverton utah anyone got any around here i texted my friend that sells a few hours ago but he didn't respond
Tangerine dream. Got the shakes somethin' fierce.
>>703827119
Yeah but what's the potential risk of getting caught using this method.
>>703816379
I had some called cheddar or something that was supposedly from you the UK.
>>703816379
that's dam tasty
>>703841511
That sounds pretty good. Try a rub with some onion, the enzymes should tenderize the meat even more
