Let's hear your secrets and problems Vent Thread
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Vent Thread
I talk with myself. I don't know if everyone does it and it's a normal thing, but I think most people don't.
>>703807540
Depends, thinking out loud kind of talking, or are you having conversations with your self?
I am actually kinda starting to feel concerned for her a bit. I just get a bad feeling from her friend, like he may physically harm her. Don't really know what to think...
I was having trouble with my satellite. So I called the company to send a repairman over and they said he'd be there between 10AM-2PM so I had to skip work and wait for him. When he finally showed up at 4:40PM, I sneaked out of the back door, went around the side of my house, came up behind him, and punched him as hard as I could in the back of the neck. He passed out and I drove away. When the company called back asking about him, I said he never showed up
>>703807140
I'm the best trap rapper on /b/
https://www.soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
>>703807705
Both. I have conversations with myself all the time, I feel strange and uncomfortable sometimes when I'm not alone, I feel that I'm stuck with my head, I need to express myself
>>703808454
That's not the pic I posted lol
Fuck you b!
Cheating on my girlfriend made me realize how awful she is at sex.
thinking of teaching lightworkers telepathically and wonder if I am batshit crazy or just another lazy psychic
Im telling my parents im doing well on college when im not even going
They think i am on my 3rd year lol
>>703808533
i do this too. You aren't alone. I don't spend a lot of time with people other than my family so I carry on a convo with myself. Either because I want to talk about something and I know no one else is interested in that topic or I might just be drunk. Would you say you're lonely?
>>703809169
Thats not even a secret you normie
Its fucking common
>>703807140
I'm a little bit naive.
i'm on meds that regulate my anxiety and depression.
costs some money, but not too much.
still feel my family is wasting money on them for no reason.
its like the guilt is always there.
i was fucked in the ass by my best friend last weekend... we was both drunk but shit was cash we're still good friends nothing is awkward at all
>>703807140
What a gay fucking faggot picture to go along with this faggot thread
>>703808533
i thought that was normal. what's weird about it? as long as you don't hallucinate that there is a separate person there talking to you its fine
>>703807874
Dear fucking Christ I hope so.
>>703807140
im still confused why you post this every day OP
>>703809618
that sounds really fucking stupid. are you saying the reason youre taking anti-depressants is because you feel depressed because youre taking anti-depressants?
>>703807874
grow some balls and do something about it
>>703807140
I work in close quarters with 450+ dindus. In total I think 8 white people work there of which 4 including myself is not entry level
>>703810210
where do you work?
>>703807874
Actually nevermind, there's some women I'd kill for if anyone did that to them but in the event that you mean someone I specifically hate I hope that's exactly what the fuck is happening to them.
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.
>>703809955
Thing is that I am not particularly close with her. Can't even say we are good friends really.
Just that friend of her gives off bad vibes
>>703810152
Not much I can do unless he does something stupid. It's just a bad vibe from him at this point.
>>703810339
What are you even saying?
>>703810314
Call center mang
>>703807140
I have a sex addiction. I can spend 4+ hours wanking straight, while trying to get nudes on snapchat and showing my parts.
I never ever save anything, so don't ask.
>>703807140
There's a girl that I was friends with a year ago, and we were pretty friendly with each other. I never considered her a romantic interest (she had a boyfriend), but now every day I see her and wonder if I should do something. The truth is, I feel paranoid - like I'm lying to myself about whether or not she was interested.
when i was younger I used to get molested and eventually raped by my cousins and ended up liking it.
I have problems with my libido , so I've had sex with several friends . the problem is that I have a girlfriend . it's wrong but it is hard to avoid . but when your friends are really sluts
>>703807140
Invited two guys in my college dorm to beer last year, pretended to be their friend for months, got to know them better, earned their trust, they let me smoke crack in their room, they got curious, got them addicted to it and sold it to them three times the street price. Made a lot of bucks until they both eventually quit.
>>703810450
this
>>703810339
was a continuation of this
>>703809955
>>703810053
no no.
i dont want to sound like an edgelord or some kind of unappreciative asshole. i thank my parents so much for what they've done, but like I said, for some reason the guilt of wasting their money on me always lingers no matter what.
the reason i started taking them was because i started failing at college horribly, and in an attempt to boost my stats up I asked my parents for a therapist visit.
it all comes from the academic part and it branches down into several things from there
>>703809062
Damn son. How'd you end up like this?
i wrote erotic fiction about me having sex with some of my female friends
I'm really sad today. I'm almost never that sad, but those past weeks are making me crazy. Don't know if you guys will read, i just want to write a little bit...
I've been always a "bad guy", made a lot of mistakes my entire life, and i don't blame anyone for it, just me.
Things started going wrong when i lost my grandmom, 2 years ago (i'm 21 now). I lived with her my entire life, and when i lost her, idk, i was just lost. And i still lost, it's like no one care about me, i feel so empty and... lost, again.
I have no job, living in a poor country and i don't know what to do anymore, literally lost all my hope.
Eh.. Sorry for the drama
I know a 13 yo girl that I want to sleep with and I frequently fap thinking about her. I hope I can avoid giving in to those desires
>>703811283
where do you live?
>>703810933
Ah, still not getting what you mean
>>703811389
I have a 13yo daughter that I'm fapping to right now.
>have girlfriend who goes to different college
>me meet 10/10 at my college
>become close friends
>clearly likes me
>begin falling for her
>resist urges
>friendship disintegrates
>no longer talk
I still think about what it would be like if I were with her. I also flirt with a lot of other girls while still with my girlfriend.
>>703811389
You'll go to prison and ruin her life. There is no question- stop doing it.
>>703811400
Well in the first post, I was hoping whoever you were talking about was being mercilessly beaten by one of her friends but in the second post I somewhat recant my words but only enough to affirm that I specifically mean to direct them toward women I am not fond of.
>>703811399
Brazil
>>703811389
>>703811545
kill yourselves
right now
>>703811653
Don't fuckin TELL HIM
>>703811545
you ever touch her ass or tits or anything?
asking for a friend
>>703810450
What exactly is giving you bad vibes?
I had gay phone sex with a teenager a few times
>>703811816
Sure, I picked her up and carried her to her room playfully earlier, got some good thigh and ass action.
met a girl at a con and told me her dad abused her while young
>>703811853
Just how he talks, how he looks (6' 2 Polish immigrant with gauges)
Kinda hard to explain really.
>>703811654
So your post is essentially pointless.
I either want to become a girl or dad and I honestly don't know which would make me happier
>>703807540
I talk to myself in my head all the time anon. Your not alone
I am staying over my brother's house for a while. I was just watching TV with his wife and she fell asleep on the couch. I could see right down her top and it got me so hard. I jerked off right there with her sleeping next to me on the couch. It was the biggest rush I ever had.
>>703812018
how long have you been having sexual thoughts about your daughter?
>>703807140
i know the way to a normal life
but I can't go through with it
>>703812539
Probably about 2 years now
>>703812671
have you always had a thing for young teens?
(sorry for all the questions, just curious)
>>703812018
If there is a God, law enforcement is watching this site and you're on your way to prison following your first slip up.
>>703812097
if you wanna be a faggot about it
yeah
>>703812779
Not so much, unless they're developing quickly.
I'm engaged in an incredibly dense, multi-layered plot spanning back almost a decade that will be almost two decades old when it becomes apparent what I've been doing because it has borne fruit. It involves a level of self-discipline so thorough that certain artifacts of my behavior would appear compulsive. It involves psychologically conditioning a set of people to have predictable mental faults and triggers. It also involves multiple family fortunes, state governments, and pending international trade deals staked on reputations that have been carefully curated and nurtured or poisoned for years. I am constantly experimenting and improvising with incorporating new elements into the plan as it becomes relevant.
Also I am considering the fact that the plan might be a delusion and that I went off the deep end about a decade ago to cope with my social isolation and depression. I'll have the last laugh though. See, I'm engaged in an incredibly dense, multi-layered plot...
Kinda wanna break up with my girlfriend and explore. Kinda wanna marry her and have kids. Don't know what to do.
I'm sleeping with my geometry teacher so I don't have to do homework.
>>703810692
Do you miss it?
>>703812944
If shes good to you then stay with her
>>703812888
nice trips
last but not least, any more details about you and your daughter? and more stories?
>>703813118
don't you have to be 18 to be on 4chan?
>>703812908
Is this a reference to something?
>>703812944
Knock her up and leave, that's what you just basically said you wanna do anyways.
if you "kinda" wanna break up, you eventually will.
If you "kinda" wanna knock her up....well guess what.
Fuckin a bitch is a lot faster than all the shit you gotta do to marry her and if you don't care about gettin her pregnant then you'll just nut in her and wont care.
>>703813190
she is anon. Just I started dating her right before freshmen year of college. (sophomore now) Only girl I've ever had sex with. Hormones are a hell of a thing
>>703811816
and that 'friend' is named penis.
>>703813347
Ah I wouldn't leave if I knocked her up. Dad did that to my mom. Not a nigger by the way
>>703807140
I've been cheating on my girlfriend for the past three months with my bestfriends girlfriend in a threesome. I know it's wrong but everytime I say it's done I come back and do it anyways. I hate myself so much for doing this.
>>703812882
oh? explain
>>703813408
Then get the best of both worlds and FUCKING CHEAT. You get to sow your oats and keep a chick that is good to you.
Unless you're a complete retard you won't get caught (throw away email with easy to remember password, burner phone, never send pics with your face or noticeable features, etc.)
Stop being a bitch and get what you want from life. The only thing preventing you from having your cake and eating it too is you.
>>703813300
Yes it is.
See, I've got this plan. It's multi-faceted and constantly shifting. It involves the price of internationally traded agricultural commodities, third world real estate value, and third world governments. I've engaged in a set of elaborate, perhaps even compulsive behaviors in order to make all of this come together. My level of discipline borders on the fanatical, which is to convince people that I'm a zealot so that my behavior seems less predictable. It's all carefully arranged with a set of payments based on the movement of successive waves of immigrants into developing communities upping the price of real estate.
I'm also considering the possibility that I might be a bit mad. Maybe my feelings of powerlessness in the face of the evils of man and the world led me to concoct some sort of mental narrative where I"m powerful and in control. It's okay though, it will all work out because I've got this plan. It's multi-faceted and constantly shifting.
I feel useless, can't find a work and besides that i have social phobia.
I fell in love with a camgirl. She says she loves me too. We've met in person a few times. I still pay her to fuck herself for me online.
I'm married and she's 15 years younger than me. I am fucked.
>>703813824
I can't wait for the season finale tomorrow night!
I was raped at a comic convention by two of my close friends.
>>703807140
I have a 9th grader trying to have sex with me and I'm actually considering it but I'm trying my best to avoid temptation. I'm 18 btw.
>pic related, is her.
>>703807140
I don't.
>>703814011
you nerds are fucking crazy
>>703814013
>>703814013
her tits probably aren't that big, but I'd go for it. When I was 18 I was getting nudes from a 16 year old and felt kinda weird about it, but I would have gone through with it
>>703814011
Nice dubs, just like the situation your were in
>>703814011
Male or female?
>>703810692
it's not rape if you like it fag
>>703814202
Yeah but I just don't see myself being that type of guy. I find it weird dating/sleeping with anyone a year younger than me. It's always my age or older.
>>703810440
Kek
>>703810692
Are you boy or girl?
I do hard drugs every night now, if its not some form of cocaine its an opiate or xanax, if I can't find anything I drown myself in alcohol and pot, I sell my body to pay for all of it and somehow I still manage to pass all my classes at school while engaging in this lifestyle.
>>703813477
Yeah that's because you don't know what it was like for your dad knowing his life was over either way.
Think about what child support is genius, that would have meant he'd have been paying your mother money from his small, no doubt minimum wage, check while he's not fucking her.
Lets just put it this way, OJ Simpson either killed or had someone else kill his ex wife because of the same fuckin reason except she didn't have little legal bargaining chips laying around in the form of kids who's lives she can destroy just to spite the father.
>>703814399
Ah that's cause you're 18, so a couple years seems like a big difference. Put it in this perspective, a 25 year old fucking a 21 year old doesn't sound weird, right?
>>703814376
Rape is about consent you abysmal fuck hole. It isn't about him enjoying, he can still enjoy just like every person who've been raped probably liked the sensation of sex. But rape is mainly about not consenting to the sex, that's why they struggle. I think most rapist like the idea of taking what they are otherwise refused in the case of rape its sex, so have sex without their victims consent. Its a power thing, but pleasure has nothing to do with rape for the victim.
>>703811545
It would be weird if you didn't
>>703814793
calm down bro, just trolling, you're feeding me my dude
>>703813874
I'm sorry, but she doesn't love you.
If you want to stay with your wife, just stop with the camsites immediately.
I promise none of them will actually ever fall in love with you and run away and start a life with you.
I'm sayin' this for your best interest, man.
I have been in an incestuous relationship with my sister since Middle School.
>>703814733
It's better when you put it like that but doesn't make it less illegal or strange to me. I'll play the waiting game. At least till she's 16 or 17.
>>703812908
Nice
I drank bleach but it emails
Friend just died yesterday. I don't know how to cope
>>703814344
Two male friends
>>703807140
For four years now I've been in love with my best friend, for four years I have been in constant longing
>>703815056
What's their name?
>>703815059
Are you a hot chick or are your friends faggots?
>>703815056
Masturbation. Or commit and reunite with him.
>>703814691
Female?
And why are you running away from your problems Anon?
>>703814968
yeah but then you'll be 19 or 20. And a 20 year old fucking a 17 year old is a bit odd and chances she won't want to fuck you by that point because she will have already gotten so many cocks inside of her that she can just fuck whoever she wants whenever
I started having sexual fantasies with my male classmate since february or so. I'm tired of it because every time he gets near to me I can't stop precumming, I've never feeled like this, I thought I only liked chics, but now I can't deny I would definetly suck a man's matter. Should I die? ;(
>>703815143
If she's browsers /b/ odds of her being hot a slim but not impossible. More than likely a fat girl or a famine dude.
>>703815138
Ben. I'm not going to give lasts name because I don't want anons to fuck with his family
>>703807140
I'm the only normal person on /b/. Please don't tell anyone. I don't want to be b&.
I've been fucking black guys since I was 14.
I feel no motivation to do anything. Procrastinate on my work, too lazy to apply to colleges right now, I don't want to do any of my hobbies, not even gaming any more. I give up on everything too easily too and just feel apathetic.
If I feel no motivation right now, how the fuck am I going to survive in the real world?
>>703815177
Either way I'm not having sex with someone below the age of consent. She's 14 so fuck that shit.
Its secret....
>2014
>be 16 year old me, falling madly in love with 17 yo asian cosplayer girl
>we start talking pretty much everyday, spamming retarded pics and whatnot
>she goes on holiday to china, i adjust my timetable so i can still talk to her all the time
>eventually confess to her, get rejected
>"i don't know what to say, let's just get to know eachother more"
>friendzoned.png
>time passes, she introduces me to a friend of hers, let's call her Liz
>Liz is apparently born in the same country as me and that's a good enough reason for her to try to get along with me
>i hear through one of her friends that she likes me
>decide to go for it, but wait for the right time like the autist i was
>13th feb 2015, literally day before Valentine's
>Liz comes towards me angry like someone died or something, asks me if I've been cheating on her with the cosplayer
>i wasn't in a relationship with any of them, we just got along and that's it
>the shit inside me freezes solid, i was legit scared at that point and close to getting a heart attack
>try to explain to her she's wrong but somehow fuck up
>we don't talk for about a week, and when we recover contact, she's "officially in a relationship" with a russian guy she met on chatroulette
>i lose my shit and actually get suicidal thoughts, they didn't pull through
>some more stupid shit happens between me and Liz which eventually makes her whole social circle (including the cosplayer) to reject me completely
>feel so bad for the next 8 months i could seriously think it was depression
>July 2016
>be 18 now
>recovered contact with the cosplayer girl and plan out a trip with her and one of my best friends (whom is also one of her best friends)
>go on vacation to home country for a month
>return, date of the trip (today) gets nearby
>suddenly both the cosplayer and my friend can't come due to "plans"
>feel like complete shit for the day, and actually reach a conclusion
>i never stopped loving her
>she never felt the same
I feel like shit now.
>>703815313
Nope, just wanted to be able to fuck with you in this thread by telling you that Ben was a raging faggot you swallowed every drop of semen he could wrap his crusty fuckin lips around.
>>703815207
Naw man. Get grindr and play the fields. If you're a fag, be a fag. If you're 50% fagman, be 50% fagman.
Sometimes you gotta suck a dick to realize you don't like sucking dick.
>>703815414
>wait 4 years
>hit her up
>can buy her alcohol so she can relax
>badda bing badda boom
>>703808873
Dude, I know that feel. My gf is terrible at sex. The new one is so amazing. I have to call her once a month just so I can get a good fuck.
>>703815158
Im a male, And I run from my problems because it's less painful than facing them, just like every other weak ass bitch like me lol
>>703815653
Wow.
What a fuckin asshole.
I'm a 20 year old mentally confused virgin who hasn't done anything but go from house to house for the past 3 years, sit on my ass and procrastinate about my dreams
I would say I'm "depressed" but I don't really believe in self diagnosing. I do feel as though my life has no purpose though.
>>703814925
No one's talking about running away with anyone. She has her man, I have my woman. I pay her to do very kinky things, and they we tell each other that we love each other. And that's where it ends. It's fucked up.
A nice girl I was really close to for a while and probably about to date got in a fight with me and is now out and about with some Damn niggers
>>703815207
Nah man go explore yourself. You obviously haven't felt this way about a guy before, so you might not get a chance to see what could have been.
Have fun with your life Anon. :)
>>703815669
THIS
I look at naked women and play with my penis.
>>703815177
Dude I was fucking a 16 year old when I was 20, there's nothing wrong with it.....
>>703815177
You fucking twat. I'm 39 and fuck 19-22 year olds often.
Do you even know where you are?
Fucking normies. Sage
>>703815143
I'm female.
>>703807140
I cheated on my girlfriend with my lesbian friend while drunk and didn't even have the decency to keep it up, and it was her first time with a dude.
>>703815981
If the age of consent is 16 where you are, and she gave consent then it's completely legal.
i want to fuck my older sister so badly
>>703816157
You probably were asking to get raped but just so I know why did they rape you?
I am obsessing over this girl who I actually have a lot in common with, but I have a gf which I have been becoming unhappy with. What sucks is the girl that I am talking to is a freshmen and I'm a senior. I don't know if I should be an ass and leave my girl for this girl who is younger than me and I like. Or if I should stay with my girl and try and work things out. Both are at least an 8.5/10
>>703815798
I think that's apathetic or some word
>>703816164
It is. OP may be lucky and it might be 14 where he is.
In most states it's 16.
>>703816159
Now you've made her 100% a lesbian. If she had a glimmer of hope that liked dick, you've killed it. She will forever love vagina because of you're inability to get a hard on. Are you happy? You've cemented a woman's choice from kinda lezbo to full on rug munching, muffin diving, lezbihonest lezbo. Also that's not cheating, you weren't man enough to cheat.
>>703815798
Life never has a meaning man. You have to give it a meaning, and that's why it feels so aimless right now.
Just put some effort and you'll figure it out. You'll be wasting your life in some form, might as well make the use of it.
I once clicked that I was 18 or older on a site when I was only 17 and a half
>>703816290
I wasn't asking to get raped. Especially not by my friends.
>>703815877
fake and gay
>>703816290
Because her friends were desperate and intoxicated
>>703816495
I know that but there's just so much bullshit that comes with life which makes it seem so pointless to even try.
>>703807540
I do it like 10 times a day
Sometimes it's normal, sometimes it's a result of social anxiety or a personality disorder
>>703807140
I blew a dog Once.
And I loved it.
>>703816586
Why don't you greentext the entire thing anon ? Include your relationship with them prior to,how the con went and why you didn't call the cops.
>>703816649
Welcome to the adult world (21M) man. No one gives you a class on this, nor does anyone teach you how to live life.
You unfortunately have to push yourself, or you'll end up in a far worse situation you'll regret you didn't avoid.
I don't even have this shit figured out, but I'm doing my best to move along.
recently I've been thinking I may very well be trans. Should probably see a therapist but here I am posting about it on 4chan instead.
Even on meds I still hear things and contemplate suicide weekly.
I don't make enough money to live on my own and my roommates are moving out.
I don;t think the ones I love most really love me back.
My cat annoys the shit out of me.
I have one friend and can't stand her the greater majority of the time.
>>703811853
>>703812097
I guess I could add that he is known to be emotionally unstable to a degree (She knows this, and tries to help him)
It would be quite obvious if you were in class with us.
I guess the best I can do is just observe and hope that he doesn't do anything stupid and if he does, I hope that I could be there to help her.
I want my best friend to fuck my ass.
>>703817104
fag
>>703817034
Yeah, that's what everyone says but it's just one of those things that's easier said than done.
I really wish there was a guide to this shit.
>>703807140
when i take my adhd pills, i want to break up with my borfriend and i hate him. when i dont have them tho, i feel fine and im over attached to him.
>>703817158
I am, thanks :*
>>703817054
Tell your doctor then.
I don't really expect replies to this but, my dad died 2 weeks ago and I'm feeling very torn up about it. He died at 46 of cardiac arrest and I'm only 21, I never went and saw him enough even though he was only an hour away. I hadn't seen him for over a month and I never really got to say goodbye.
>>703815798
There is no such thing as "dreams"
if you mean while you're asleep, that's a chemical reaction to your body requiring rest and it's purpose is keep you sedated while your body regenerates using the food and nutrients you've accumulated inside yourself as energy.
If you mean while you're awake as in you "dream" of being a famous pop star; those don't exist either, the world is a big fuckin hamster wheel and all you're doing is providing amusement for those who are capable in society.
Fame will never come, you don't know enough people, you're not related to enough people, of the people you know and are related to, more than half don't like you that much.
Fortune?
You aint gettin that any time soon.
In the famous words of Eddie Griffin:
>"You don't stay rich by spendin it"
which means that unless you're gonna make them more money, nobody is gonna shell out any dough your way any time soon.
Start applying for jobs, get one, wait until you can buy a gun, and shoot yourself in the temple.
>For the love of God though, don't go on a shooting spree.
>You faggots never put forth any effort.
>it's not worth doing unless you're gonna go for the high score.
>>703817190
Yeah I know, but remember that mentality has a lot to do with it.
True that homie
I'm currently trying to get @ a girl who's completely not interested in me & I still try like a dumbass.
>>703808939
The former
Ben is sucking Hitler's dick at the gates of hell and Robin Williams is watching and jerking off with a belt tied around his neck.
>>703817376
I feel you anon. I'm sure your dad knew you cared for him in the end
>>703817034
Another thing that really sucks is that I feel as if I'm not caught up mentally like I should be at my age.
I still treat most peoples feelings like jokes and act like a know-it-all sometimes. I really just want to drop this petty bullshit but it's a personality that's been stuck with me for years.
I'm going to start therapy or whatever you call it soon though, so that might help.
>>703808454
>>703808607
literally no one cares
i just want to die :)
im trying to get with this woman that has 3 kids and one on the way . just to get a chance to fuck one of her daughters when they get into the age where they start to explore their bodies.
few weeks back i kissed a a friends gf while we were drunk, it was not really suprising to me because me and a few others know she fucked another dude a while back and when it came out too soon there wasnt enough proof so he ended up believing it was a lie, and she also rubbed my dick 3 days ago while he was sitting a few feet away.
im still thinking of i should fuck her or not
>>703815760
Touche faggot.
It won't last forever you know; It'll all come crashing down soon enough.
>>703817813
Don't be a fuckin pussy, do it.
>>703807140
I don't have any secrets. I think people who believe they have secrets are fools thinking their fooling people when in actuality the only person they're fooling is themselves.
You think you're so clever hiding such mischievous thoughts, and activities, but people see through it. You believe you're so much more than you appear. Stop kidding yourself. You're not that interesting, and that's the real secret. You think you're so smart, so clever, but you're only fooling yourself.
When my mom sleep im goin to her room and touch her tits
>>703818111
shut the fuck up
>>703817975
Something something
>joke about gravity
something something
>AIDs
>>703817813
If this guy is like family then: Bros before hoes man. You know what you must do.
Otherwise, tap that ass. Make sure to be safe, since who knows what that slut has.
>>703817216
Maybe because you finally get to focus on the shit-tier boyfriend you have to put up with instead of being distracted by his "good looks" and "guile"
>>703818111
nice trips, but we're gonna need a little less edge on that
>>703816903
I do. All the time. I've also become so isolated lately that I have been talking to inanimate objects kind of like in the movie castaway.
I come to these threads to see if I see anything that sounds like her.
>>703818286
Struck a nerve, didn't I?
Sucker. You've just admitted to every word.
>>703818414
Thanks. Come on? Don't you enjoy seeing what suckers you can catch? >>703818286
>>703818111
You think you're so high and mighty, but your words fall on deaf ears.
>you'r insignificant
>>703818588
Me too. Pathetic isn't it?
>>703807140
I've been having an affair with my wife's younger sister for 7 years now
>>703808873
>>703810752
>>703813811
I'm paranoid and think one of you are probably my boyfriend
>>703818724
It is. Are you obsessed?
>>703818673
Your response is proof and admission of guilt.
>>703818397
They're all shit tier
so are the women
know what makes em not?
>Money
and
>Time
otherwise they're all just piles of garbage that talk a lot and takes shits ever couple of hours.
The best sex I have ever had was with a heroin junkie. Recently she was in rehab, then institutionalized. She was out for a couple weeks before going to a group home. She can't have kids.
I think I'm in love with a dope fiend.
>>703818895
>Your response is proof and admission you're retarded.
>>703818724
Same. Except I assume anything that would hurt me is that other person.
>>703814691
Seek help soon anon because there's no living with this successfully and there's only bad endings in store. If you want to die, go to Iraq and kill ISIS scum or every dealer or pimp you can find. Let their blood flow freely in the streets and I'll salute you.
I'm still in love with my ex, even though she's not a great person. She's selfish, argumentative, pretty up-tight in bed, AND she's halfway across the country and dating someone else now. But I can't get her out of my head. All I want is to hold her close and wake up next to her again
>>703807140
I would loving to kill all them for not evennig a fuck because the see me as a pill-seeker. if I diie yoall go down with this I do compite
Me and my brother when I was in the 3rd grade had a beautiful incest relationship, it all ended though when he filled my back end with his fluids, probably the reason im a faggot now
>>703819020
>>703818957
Boy does T-Pain need to make a song for you
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcr5vkOxNs
>>703818605
No prob. Oh yeah, dude - I love it, but sometimes it's so easy it's not really worth it.
>>703818862
Well maybe you should get off your computer and fuck me more often.
>>703818885
Just broke up with her a couple of weeks ago. Got dumped. Was with her for almost two years. So yeah still kind of in the pathetic stage of that I guess. At least I'm not drinking myself to death now though.
>>703819200
kek
my cars finger tried to mom me in the back of my friend
>>703818335
I was never really close with him, annoyed me a decent amount too tho, but he was in this friend circle nonetheless
guess im gonna go through with it, maybe later this week ill post a thread about it
>>703807140
I pee a little when I sneeze or LOL
>>703819200
Definitely not you. I have a higher sex drive than he does. Or he's just not attracted to me.
>>703819313
>>703818934
good point, for a pile of garbage that talks a lot and takes shits ever couple of hours.
>>703819313
Every day they get better
and every day
>I get closer to finding you.
>>703819203
Two years is a long time. Use this weekend to do something fun.
remember ex gf's fb password. she loves to send nudes and sex vids to her new bf on chat and I just save them from time to time
>>703819078
Easy to get paranoid. Whenever this happens I ask myself why I get into relationships in the first place. Is it really worth it? Kind of a catch 22 because it's normal to want to be with someone and all but fuck it's almost impossible to hold it together with the way the world is now.
>>703819167
She was a line cook.
Not a stripper.
But those titties would have made bank.
>>703807140
>Be me
>Bored in Writing Honors. Teacher wont shut the fuck up about advertising or some bullshit.
>Decide to have fun
>Talking about examples of syllogism's, opinions, etc. Really boring writing shit that I won't need in life
>Decide to make class discuss taco's
>Ask teacher if I ask someone "What place makes the best taco's?" is it an opinion
>Class ended up talking about taco's for 30 minutes
>Never knew taco's were so intricate
>Teacher told me afterwards thank you because he couldn't stand having to give that lesson
>MFW
>>703809062
What exactly is your end game here, fake drop out?
My cousin is lesbien and let's me have sex with her bi girlfriend sometimes because she knows she gets urges sometimes and needs a release.
>>703819543
same song
just replace stripper with dopefiend
and if not
here's one specifically for you
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeZzBHKfDyY
>>703819501
Yeah I'm trying. Thing is I nearly drank myself to death within the first two weeks following so I'm just drying out now and trying my best to preserve a shred of sanity, dignity and a small amount of my liver. Planning on getting a gym membership and getting in shape so I don't sink into a mega funk.
>>703819535
I almost back out all the time. But I know I'll just make myself more miserable if I don't suck it up and take the chance on this being something good. Grin and bear it and keep my crazy mouth shut, I guess.
>>703819361
*blows dust in face*
>>703819757
story?
I had two gay blowjobs now and enjoyed none of them. Im really thoughtful and just wanted for someone to suck me off.
And since you can find a guy pretty much anywhere even this late, I go for them.
I worry /b/, I cant cum, whats wrong?
>>703819405
Maybe I want you to put a finger in my angus, but you've hinted you weren't into it, so I'm fucking dudes on Craigslist.
This part of my life is taking forever. I can't wait for it to be over.
I major in computer system networking and telecommunications and I fucking love it, but the other people who take the class fucking ruin it I swear half the fucking time they're talking about undertale, how they DDOS kids or how "great" their pc builds are and it fucking pisses me off having to deal with these cringe fags
I have significant neurological issues as a direct result of a concussion a few years ago and quickly developing Parkinsons. I was trying to hide it from everyone, but some asshole posted a video of me collapsing on Twitter
>>703820032
Oh, I'm into it. Bring that ass this way
>>703809896
What if you just hallucinate there is someone there, and before he can speak, you ambush the fucker with your cock. Choke that bitch until you cum down his throat? Fucking hallucinations better know imma fuck the shit out of my own face.
>>703820113
shes here
Sometimes I think that I'm gay but I also don't want to ruin my relationship with my girlfriend of 3.5 years.
>>703819861
>Planning on getting a gym membership and getting in shape so I don't sink into a mega funk
This is my plan too, I'm already slipping into a funk myself and I need something to break me out of it.
>>703819839
Are you perhaps of the African descendants?
Found out my girlfriend of 10 months cheated on me multiple times with one of my best friends and I just need a clever way of breaking up with her.
>>703820042
Same
>>703820335
fuck your best friend
I broke up with my girlfriend three years ago.
Still missing and loving her.
(????)
>>703820408
Ikr
>>703820316
not at all
>>703808249
Plz be real
>>703820016
advise ples
>>703820251
Funk here too. Unemployed with no real chance of getting a meaningful job either. Weak and a transsexual too.
>>703820251
I think it's a really good idea. It's scary how far down you could go otherwise. Physical exercise gets endorphins going in your brain and will make you feel less depressed. Plus the best revenge is looking good right?
>>703820335
Start some shit between her and another girl and then take her to a place that you know that girl is gonna be.
Break up with her, but pull her over toward where said other girl is.
Once you do it, walk away and watch chaos ensue.
If you do it right, she'll get her ass beat after you dump her.
>>703820624
Why don't you have a chance to get a job, are you a NEET? You might be able to do remote work.
>>703820674
>Plus the best revenge is looking good right?
Pretty much the only reason why I am doing anything.
>>703820506
I'm awfully suspicious and moderately drunk.
Play me a white song anon. Something so white, I'll question my own ethnic background.
Sometimes I let strangers fuck my butt safely when I feel like it. Been in a stable relationship for almost 10 years. I'm a bi dude in a hetero relationship.
>>703820138
Oh shit, What's up ;)
My daughter is in preschool dance class, but there is a middle school dance class that goes at the same time. There's this one very well developed middle school dancer and every week I can't stop I'm sneaking peeks at her phenominal ass bouncing around in those skin tight dance shorts.
>>703820942
for comedic purposes
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjgcku27xIk
.
but fo surriousness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcZzyP7o3to
>>703818862
>>703819405
I might be. this sounds a lot like my girlfriend.
if so, yeah. a lot of what you're worried about is true. I'm hiding all kinds of shit from you, cheating regularly, and pretending to have a low libido to get you off my back about it.
and the worst part is it's not that I'm not attracted to you - its your paranoia and anxiety that does it.
>>703820032
>Maybe I want you to put a finger in my angus cheeseburger
>>703819500
kek
go ahead and tell me a single piece of information about me.
I'd accept the country even.
>>703807140
Had top secret clearance in important position in defense department. Government began a campaign of psychological warfare against me. They are continuing and I don't know how to get them to stop. Nulka
>>703807140
I think the black race should be eliminated from the gene pool
I lie to people all the time because it seems easier. I'm into women but sometimes get the urge to be assfucked, and gangbanged. I've met some people on CL to satisfy that urge. I suffer from severe depression, and dissociative identity disorder. Nobody knows the real me.
>>703820939
I sometimes get the feeling that women take pleasure in knowing we're in the gutter after their dumping of us. They seam to move on so quickly and can be pretty spiteful and even sadistic once they turn on you. It may be silly but it's some motivation to pull yourself together. Don't give the cunt the satisfaction of knowing your broken down.
>>703821746
try to turn some of them back on themselves and watch the chaos ensue .
>>703821668
This is no game.
>>703821948
That's why I fucked my ex's sister...
>>703822010
thought as much m8
>>703819511
Post a nude, but block her face if you have to.
>>703821948
It really is surprising how fucking sadistic they can be after a breakup
>>703807140
I have a half gallon bottle of water in a sock that I tie around my balls to stretch them out.
I have gained a few inches of droop since I've started, and like to walk around naked to feel my balls swinging around.
But, as a side effect, I have to hold my balls in my hand when I sit on the toilet to poo, especially public bathrooms where the seat has that gap in the front.
On hot days, my ballsack is like putty and I like to stretch it and squish it between my fingers.
My balls hang low enough that I could stuff them up my ass if I tried, but I don't want poo on my balls.
For the longest time, I had assumed that I had a small penis, then from watching internet porn, and browsing /b/ and /gif/ I realized that my dick is bigger than most of the guys in porn. But some reason I'm still self conscious that I have a small dick.
And apparently 9 inches is actually above average, but I still don't think its big.
I'm still la virgin to this day and 24 years old, I've never had a girlfriend, and every crush I've had has ground by confidence to dust from the rejections or being ignored.
>>703821966
I don't know how to do that
I fed them disinformation and fought back as best I could
I'm pretty much done now
>>703822273
You thought nothing, because I've said nothing, and we're gonna keep it that way.
>>703821428
Top notch save anon!
>>703822306
Tell me about it. Almost psychopathic. Sociopathic at least. I sometimes wonder if they actually don't have empathy and are just able to switch emotions on and off like a tap and manipulate the shit out of us with it.
>>703822708
I call bullshit until I see them balls
>>703822848
hope you enjoyed sir
>>703810536
Wow man, i thought i was alone, i do this too and im a virgin and still can fap for hours, most of the time i dont even cum i just get the nudes for no reason
>>703822755
look it up on the internet on how to twist the info in little ways , to cause doubt .
>>703823335
same here i have mastered edging .
>>703823244
Absolutely!
https://youtu.be/6NmBBa2bI70
>>703807140
>im trying to get with this woman that has 3 kids and one on the way . just to get a chance to fuck one of her daughters when they get into the age where they start to explore their bodies
>>703822974
>>703820939
No degree seems to be blocking me though I've done the job for 15 years. Can't get an interview because I don't pass the filters. Depressing but I keep trying.
I've autismed myself away from every female I've ever talked to
>>703823916
>>703822838
:-*
>>703821444
Would buy it, but I pride myself in the mask I wear. As far as he knows I'm not paranoid at all.
>>703823992
I knew a guy like this. We were friends for a long time. I've always regretted not taking a chance on him.
I'm tempted to drink again tonight even though my liver hurts and I have to get a CT scan on it on thursday. I just don't seam to give a shit anymore.
>>703822974
>>703823916
>>703824139
Before i started stretching the farthest they hung was right against the base of my shaft.
>I'm gay
>I'm 35
>I'm a virgin
Is there some gay wizard club I can join in 5 years?
>>703823992
I just realized I'm doing the same shit. How to fix?
>>703824481
You could have made him happy.
If he doesn't have a girlfriend by now, he may never have one.
>>703807140
I have no emotions for anyone in my life and feel zero remorse for the numerous amount of terrible things I've done in my life (not even towards my family). Everyone thinks I'm a completely normal person but nobody realizes that I hate everyone and only do things for my own benefit.
I've come to the realization that I'm a female pedophile and I want to kill myself. I also made the mistake of confiding in my therapist about it. If I babysit or work with little boys in any way he's going to consider reporting me to the police. I'd never harm a child.
>>703824662
You could be a priest.
>>703823349
That's what they are doing to me
Probably reading my texts and monitoring my internet usage. You could be one of them for all I know.
>>703811283
Same here man, I lost my mom and sister a year ago, I came to live in the US as a wetback, I have a shitty job, barrely have enough money to pay bills and rent, I'm considering being an hero soon but still idk...
>>703819124
You're not in love with her. You just hate being alone.
>>703824257
I'm glad to hear it. I'm pretty sure my girl doesn't browse /b/, but I've been surprised before.
Good luck anon. Odds are your guy isn't a fucking idiot like me.
>>703824139
That's not long
>>703811389
I fucked a 13 yr old once when I was 13 too, it was kindda weird but nice tho...
I'm 26, dating 22 year old nurse (she lives in my house). Imm getting a Masters and have to take some undergraduate classes, and there's a 20 year old girl in that class I just could not stop staring at. I started having sex with her. They both don't know the other exists.
>>703815056
I'm real sorry to hear that bro.
>>703824898
one of who , dam man you are fucking crazy . im just trying to help you . but if you dont want it then go kys .
I hate the fact that im a 19yo soon to be 20 guy who's good looking(not perfect but i do ok), smart and funny yet i cant get to fuck a girl or have a gf because im scared of talking to girls in a sexual way so i always end up as their slow friend who didnt try anything, not even ask them out
I'm 36 dating an 18 year old.
>>703824821
Non-sexual naked cuddling is really calming, and proven to be good for you. And only "civilized" society thinks that if you're naked with a child, you're raping them. This is actually how real tribes in south american jungles today teach children about sex, they have an open society without any clothes, young boys live with adult women and the young girls with the old men. The children are taught bout sex when the child starts asking questions on its own.
You're not the one that is wrong.
But society has rules in place, so you have to suffer, or look up anime porn.
My father left me and my mom when she was pregnant, I've heard that he crossed the border to the USA, I made a little facebook research and I found out that he lives in Houston and he is still illegal immigrant, I got a tourist visa and I came to Houston like a month ago, I found that fucking bastard yesterday, I know where he works and where he lives and I'm going to give him away to immigration. He deserves it
>>703825351
Good for you man. Women in your age range will either be childless crazy cat ladies or fucked up slutty single moms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IegIMF3v-P8
>>703825753
That is freaking awesome
>>703823736
When you get caught, can I bang the milf?
>>703815385
Are you male or female?
Why black guys specifically?
>>703824821
eh.
just get your jollies off loli and asstr. find a guy/girl who'll fuck you while talking about kinky shit you want to do.
There's a line you cant cross without becoming a monster but you're not inherently one. You can find a safe outlet that satisfies at least some urges.
>>703825863
yes you can , but its going to be sloppy seconds.
>>703824857
I get where you're going with that one, but I'm atheist.
>>703812607
how please for the love god, tell me brother
I pretend to be really calm about everything with everyone even if I am really desperate just to avoid looking weak, I feel like this tolerance is running out and I am in constant fear of a mental breakdown
>>703826349
So? Priest is money without doing much. Just pretend that you care. If they don't believe you, just molest a little boy.
