cringe/rejected thread
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cringe/rejected thread
KEK
>>703800722
le bump and pls respond
>>703800722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5aaHaFU68
Where's the video of the japanese cuck getting his girl stolen by a white guy in the line for a club?
I guess this counts.
>>703800722
>9gag
get out
>>703802918
Fucking heartbreaking
>>703800722
At least the last part was funny.
>>703800722
This should be in a ylyl thread. FUCKING GOLD
>>703802918
holy fuck dude
>>703800722
>i wont treat you badle
>hope you get aids
fucking classic
>>703804456
I know this is fake but seriously Michael is talking to Michael
>>703804578
Maybe they're a pair of filthy homos.
>>703802918
fuck dude
>>703802918
hahaha that fucking sucks
this is why you dont beta orbit, kids
>>703802918
his fault tbh. Bitch can't stop being with those two guys, even after she tells you they fucked you still wanna give it a go? dumb shit
>>703802918
Never fails to trigger me
>>703805181
I've seen so many variations of this picture it's amazing
>>703804578
kek
>>703800722
This is why women don't date "nice guys" and never should.
>>703800722
is nothing without "please respond"
>>703803309
kek
>>703804060
>shay shay shay shay shay shay shay shay shay shay shay shay
What the fuck?
>>703802918
ive never been so mad and depressed at once
Roll up roll up!
I can keep these coming all night
Lurking
>>703806806
I just love this one. Everything about it is perfect.
>>703802918
Damn dude probably not true but that hurts, I went through that stage in highschool. Now I'm the one fucking over girls. Still hurts I'll always have that soft spot in my heart
>>703805181
how did she take the picture when the phone is in her hand?
>>703802918
>filename
kek
I'm still undecided if this is cringe or rage.
>>703805658
have you got the original?
>>703807370
Wanting to play a shit tier game like Watch Dogs is pretty cringy
>>703807303
I really hope this isn't true
>>703803309
>thx
>mfw
>>703802695
gets me every time.
>>703802455
Kek
>>703802918
200% mad the dude is a fucking idiot he should've locked it down, the girl probably had daddy issues and just used him for attention anyway
How the fuck can girls be this cruel and how the fuck can guys be this stupid
God i miss her so bad
>>703807552
Just google the name.
Kviiitlyn turns up endless results of online news outlets covering the story.
>>703808333
She's a cutie, though.
10/10 would hug from behind.
>>703808333
He looks like the type of faggot that would do that
>>703804060
>mfw 60% chance of rain
>>703807672
w e w
it's like cringe-ception over here
>>703806806
>in the shower
>you know they were banging hard while that loser was blowing up his phone
>>703808030
Massive overkill on her part was cringe too.
I've been away this is the type of shit why I come back to chan. I love you fags
>>703806216
her name, idiot
>>703802918
the heartbreaking thing here is as usual someone caring about someone else, while the other person doesn't care if she breaks your heart and still tries to take advantage of you anyhow. No matter how cute her face looks.
>>703807505
> I'd still fuck it
Oh lord
>>703808030
ow man that's hard and painful lol faggot
>>703802918
HOW CAN A GUY BE SUCH A LITTLE BITCH FUCK!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>703808903
Obviously, but what the fuck was he thinking in repeating it some twenty times?
>>703806806
>2.1 gpa
>high standards
This nigga's trolling
>>703809372
this is a cringe/rejected thread, what would you expect ? Him calling her awesome names like Sergeant Metal Pussytron 2000 ?
>>703802918
Its not Cringe she's just a whore. I feel he would of been justified murdering them both after that last little, maneuver, she pulled.
>>703808989
Is that timely shot of a dog throwing up, or is it a dog with some weird tongue shaped something or other in its mouth?
>>703809262
Cringed more about the existence of a "compliment page" than over anything I've ever read. We should really take a closer look at our tertiary education system.
>>703809532
Unphased dog from hell commencing turbo vomit.
>>703807370
>why do girls always go for assholes instead of the nice guys?
>>703807303
it's not cringe if you pronounce is how it reads
KVEEEEEEEEEEEEELYN
kek
>>703802918
He should have bashed all their faces in with his controller. Swung that shit around like a flail and fucked them all up.
>>703808030
I hope he killed himself after.
>>703809754
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>703809789
I firmly believe that's what anyone not knowing her who reads her name will call her with a weird facial expression. Until she turns 18, changes her name and legally kills her parents in self defense against child abuse.
>>703800722
Dude holy shit
>>703809866
We both know he would have missed the first shot, hit himself in the eye, then sat down and cried while they went back to making out.
>>703808030
Angry Hot Topic dyke is angry.
>>703806244
Dude that ending made me need a cigarette, a bowl and two shots of Jaeger to feel better.
>>703802918
Honestly this is why kids shoot up schools. Yeah she didn't have to date him or do anything with him, but she should of told him that, instead of being a fucking slut about it. He was being a beta about it, but at that age not many kids know when to get off the train before it crashes.
On the bright side he dodged a bullet. His friends probably wanted to fuck he and she probably ended up doing it as well. He is just white trash, probably molested by her dad (why she hates being home) and is sentenced to a life of getting blackout raped and screwing any guy over 30 who says he loves her.
>>703810364
tip that fedora, buddy
>>703810245
kek...you're probably right.
>>703810552
Eat a dick, m'boy.
>>703810423
Yes yes it's awful. By the way I'm 34, where do I find sluts like that?
>>703807505
>>703810647
Justifiable honor killing. Mudsharks should be put down.
>>703810672
If you think she's "angry", you might have the 'tism.
>>703810647
fuck off cuckbaiting faggot
>>703802695
I bet that's a photo of about 20 people he cropped to just him and her
>>703810647
jesus christ. fucking white trash
>>703810693
Just gotta slum it with your underage family members till you catch one. Most girls are damaged by 15-16. So odds are high if you just let them do drugs and drink at your house.
>>703807908
"sorry that was my friend"
lost
>>703802455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV6D9Y1rxcw
double kek
>>703810693
Trailer parks.
>>703802918
this poor little faggot never made the move. this is what happens. sucks because he's probably around 13 and a virgin and doesnt know this is how it goes.
>>703802918
i cant take this holy shit
>>703802918
what a fucking pussy jesus christ
>>703802918
Dude what in the actual fuck how can someone be this beta?
>>703807246
Mirrors
and magnets.
>>703811142
>Paedophile
>>703804060
HE MENTIONED THE WEATHER OMFG
>>703808333
She takes pic, sends it to him, he posts it and she shits on him.
>>703809866
I think I now understand school shootings
>>703805658
You got anymore?
>>703805683
>m'lady
>>703804578
lost hard
>>703810399
Kek, why?
>>703807860
Women are manipulative and guys think with their dicks.
It's just a bad combination. That's why we have gay people.
I want some I haven't seen before =(
>>703800722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldXrnwE9Gok
cringey as fuck
>>703809262
JETHUS CWITHE
>>703810647
AAAAAAAAAA I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE
>>703811365
Pretty much what I expected.
>>703810712
This seems pretty normal and playful. Did you have friends in high school?
>>703810950
That's such a classic
>>703808795
She said all the things that needed to be said
>>703812116
;P;
>>703811848
Here we go
>>703811415
By mistaking the combination of fear of loneliness, the inherent biological need to protect and sexual frustration+desire for love.
>>703811945
>1945
>drop a nuke on this faggot
>>703807246
Fucking mirrors man...i mean how do they work? Fucking retard
>>703807246
Mirror idiot
>>703802918
I'd usually laugh my ass off at this, why the hell do I feel sorry and angry for this guy? why can't I hold my damn feels?
>>703812223
Wait a minute... So she basically said he can get out of the FZ if he just speaks up and says something? And he doesn't fucking say anything? How is that possible anon?
>>703812226
That woman straight up said 'lets fuck' and he said no. This one stinks of fake.
>>703810399
is that gif from some zack snyder movie?
>>703812376
Oh I have such sights to show you
>>703802918
>>703810712
>>703810647
See kids, this is why you should never treat a bitch with respect, these hoes wanna be degraded
>>703810950
so fake
>>703812098
TOP CUCK
>>703812116
>post it on fb
ALPHA AS FUCK
>>703802918
Every 15 yearold boy should have to read this. I wish i would have then, sooo many lessons on women.
>>703812116
If real I think he wins
>>703812226
Can't be real
>>703812098
lost
>>703812502
The girl that said that wasn't the one who posted the pic.
>>703810647
This isnt real..right? RIGHT?!!?
>>703812987
Oh okay. I see. Thx bruv
>>703805181
This has always been one of my favorites
>>703812324
>forward-rolled out of the cinema
Toppest of fucking keks.
>>703812502
No someone else said that.
>>703812596
I've read that before. One of the hardest reads of my life. I just don't understand
>>703812116
hahaha that's alpha as fuck hahaha bitch got what she deserves
>>703813091
Wut
>>703812226
Not sure if cringe.
Maybe he just has higher standards.
>>703813091
I don't think that's cringe. That's based as fuck, actually.
>>703813091
What's cringe about that? That's a cool tattoo.
>>703812565
Dunno honestly, I had an IRL friend who refused a girl asking him to hang out a) in her room b) with her pizza c) evening of valentine's day and he said no because he was playing league of legends.
>>703812223
I'm like 90% sure he is gay
>>703813223
>>703813263
You know you can't just erase them right? Fucking millennials and their lack of foresight.
>>703812226
> Netflix and chill
> Turns her down
Bet he's the kind to post "I need a gf" statuses too
>>703813091
alpha af
>>703812116
FUCKING ALPHA
>>703812226
You can't be this fucking omega. You can't, can you? I choose to believe this is not real
>>703812226
Some guys are just too fucked up they dont see sex as an actual possibility for them.
>>703813444
Trips checked mang
>>703813335
Has your friend blown you yet?
>>703800722
Exactly like every fedora wearing "nice guy" here. If a person doesn't respond to their creepy shit that nice guy persona goes right out the window.
>>703811142
>I have a penis and it wants to say hello to a vagina
Part of me just died.
>>703812596
Why, just why? That was so fucking painful to read
>>703802562
I wanna see that. Is it funny or just sad?
>>703800722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqM74k-tgKE
ultimate cringe
>>703808030
She is absolutely correct to respond in this way because these goddamn hat wearing obese neckbeards are exactly like this. They can be stalkers from the get-go.
>>703802918
whore is probably on backpage
>>703813223
>>703813263
>>703813459
I thought the cringe was the other guy
>>703812596
I developed erectile dysfunction just reading this
>>703811789
I thought we had gay people because everyone played that awkward silence game where you'd punch someone and say "gay baby born" to break said silence... which now come to think about it explains all the angry homosexuals society has running around.
>>703811142
>"I have a penis and it wants to say hello to a vagina"
Fucking normie
>>703809666
>>703813595
LMFAOOOOO
>>703813989
These aren't cringe ya fuckin Knob
>>703813414
I know you can't just erase them. So what?
I am well aware of all the implications of a tattoo. I'm the last one saying "Oh, it's superficial, stop judging people based on their looks", because a tattoo says a lot about one's character as it's the result of a conscious decision. However I like his attitude as from the perspective of someone that is not him.
>>703813595
>Can I show you my cock?
>No
>>703814209
You sound like you want him to bum you up the arsehole
>>703814015
Kek. What's cringy about the other guy?
>>703814079
>furry
>brony
>autistic
>pedo
I'd say he's the accurate definition of /b/.
>>703814022
dub keks
>>703814152
ya toasty banger yee
>>703800722
Nice dubs and wholly fuck what a fuckboii beta. I'm cringing hard /b/ro.
>>703802918
Serious question. Is it really this easy to bait guys? I'm gonna write up a bunch more of these.
>>703802918
Holy shit bro, thats heartbreaking af
>>703814362
>that's my favorite answer to anything ever
>>703810364
>he's just like me.
you are fucking nuts if you dont think this was the right thing to do.
>>703812116
real shit tho hes fucking alpha for posting that on facebook
>>703814467
This wasn't bait, /b/ tracked down the cousin's FB and the girl's
>>703814401
FOK U KUNT I'LL FOKIN BASH YA
>>703813569
lol, this was maybe four years ago? Haven't spoken to him for nearly that long, but I do know he's got a girlfriend now. I doubt he's closeted, guy just liked vidya. And he was on this paraguayan cushion stitching forum a lot too, come to think of it. Wonder if he'll read this?
>2277
Fallout 4 takes place and you got nuked
>>703802918
This made me fucking angry, not cringe.
>>703814808
>paraguayan cushion stitching forum
What the fucking hell
>>703814510
Kek it does look like someone is fucking with him. Still gr8
>>703814510
when having a facebook account gets your shit pushed in. this is why you dont put your whole life on a webpage.
I was an alpha once...
I felt like an asshole having been on the other side of it.
>picked up this girl i knew from high school
>she worked at mcdonalds
>we flirted while i was ordering a few times
>ask her on a whim if she wants to watch tv later at my place
>says yes
>nowaythatjustworked.exe
>get her to my place after her shift
>we get right to and hit it hard
>in the middle she gets a phone call
>i know the name, its a kid from a year below me in HS
>she tells me he always sings to her after work
>she laughs because hes such a doofus and is in love with her
>answers the phone while im balls deep
>he just starts singing some country song
>its obvious to me whats happening
>i think of the times i was on the outside
>this isnt a bad guy on the phone and probably dosent deserve this
>this was just pussy to me
>he calls her every night
>tfw i know hes still a virgin
>>703813500
> Are you the one they call stump grinder?
Been a while since Ive seen someone post Goose
>>703814695
fo srsly?
>>703814510
>I become more aroused than a rhino in heat
top kek
>>703811945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWmQEmqNoxg
mad man
>>703813500
The goose is loose! This nigga is alpha as fuck
>>703814921
Was he watching it at -0.25 speed?
>>703813500
Kek that's goose... He's a legendary troll ya dip
>>703803309
Ouch fukin kek
>>703813500
"He got fired for duck taping webcams to the locker rooms"
>>703813512
We don't know shit about this bitch, and not all guys are desperate to take sex at any given opportunity. I imagine I would be at least a bit put off in most contexts myself by someone offering sex so quickly regardless of their gender.
>>703813500
The Goose is always loose. He cannot be contained.
>>703813219
>Maybe he just has higher standards.
The way he turned her down was a little awkward, but give the man credit, at least he's not desperate.
>>703815364
That's because you still think women are pure.
>>703805683
>that filename
>>703809486
That nigga is hardly even trying if he isn't trolling
>>703808030
That shit was painful, but necessary.
>>703807246
Are you this retard or you just want a reply?
Spell with me, M-I-R-R--O-R.
>>703813223
>>703813263
Fuck off Logan.
>>703803309
>thx
BTFO
>>703811546
So? Sending a picture to somebody does not mean that it is supposed to be shared publicly.
>>703815674
That's my favorite answer to anything ever
>>703815364
I suggest you check youself off of the mortal coil and hand your penis in at the desk since you obviously dont need it
>>703815003
Oh, I didn't realise this was your first time on this czechoslovakian woodcutting forum anon.
>>703813200
I swear...
>>703800722
The ending was alpha as fuck
>>703813595
>can I show you my cock
I know it's not real but please be real
>>703804060
This dude has to be legit autistic. Jesus.
>>703815830
Dafuq?
>>703814695
Sure thing, friend.
I'll get started on these stories right away. Any women's names you guys are fond of?
>>703813595
hey, at least he asked
>>703807908
Wtf was he getting 4chan to answer for him
>>703802918
fuck
>>703814271
>>703813091
The cringe part of this post is the anon faggot who thought this was cringy.
Tattoo doggo guy is based.
Faggot anon who is a prude is cringe.
>>703816546
or he saw no one else was posted and started posting stuff from his random folder. does he think it's cringe? no. does he think you are a cretin for trying to police what people post? hell yes.
>>703816767
is he you? yes
is he a faggot? fuck yes
>>6897643
this was on popular threads so I popped in to see what the fuck is going on. turns out we have some live cringe going on erreyone get in here
>>703816523
My sides top kek
>>703812116
The Minion fucking kills me every time.
>>703807303
For me, it's a little of both.
>>703802918
This is quite possibly the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life ,
>>703816523
fucking kek
>>703816958
wtf it wont link to other boards now?
>>703816210
lol gtfo faggot
>>703817066
its bullshit the kid could have called the cops old guy was fucking his underage gf.
>>703802918
tl'dr?
>>703812223
Her profile pic is her and Lincoln. Lincoln's is his fucking hand.
Truth is this Miranda bitch wants Lincoln for herself but he doesn't give a fuck. Or they are fwb. Y'all aren't reading between the lines. Or I'm just not jaded enough
>>703809666
>>703809532
He's not throwing up it's one of those large sweet potato rawhide treats, I give them to my dogs
>>703809532
its a dog with a dried lamb skin toy.
>>703808795
Nah. That was needed. That chick just did for him what his dad or friends clearly haven't done.
If you think that was cringey, it hit too close to home for you.
>>703816879
This isn't ylyl you fuck
>>703811142
What a shit fur suit
>>703816767
>he
Pretending your not defending your own shitty post.
Fuck off faggot. Your only making shit worse.
>>703815003
>Not using the infamous Paraguayan cushion. Stitching forum.
What a loser
Mandatory
>>703804060
>hall of fame nominee for underrated filename
>>703817338
these must be the people hilLARY WAS TALKING ABOUT
>>703817650
*le ebin faggot appears*
>>703802918
reall wanna know how this one turned out
>>703813091
thats not cringe thats awesome
>>703802695
To me she looks kind of Samantha Rone and it just bums me out when I'm trying to fap
Pure cringe chick
>>703802918
cuck fag
>>703809666
until this thread I had always figured it was a dog puking.
>>703817573
If you thought I was trying to hide the fact that I was the op you are fucking retarded.
>>703809512
I'd feel justified murdering you for that horrific abuse of commas!
>>703812226
Maybe he's genuinely not interested and politely let her down.
>>703813500
This is way more YLYL than cringe.
>>703818197
i want to believe
>>703818097
Whatever you say, Butch.
>>703818119
fake n gay
>>703813200
Fuck off
>>703809620
It's pretty fucked. One of my classes had a day set aside for "speed dating". Student and taxpayer money's hard at work, clearly.
>>703816523
Mods, unban this man.
>>703812226
>I don't usually get rejected
She sounds like a whore tbh, probably got herpes at least. Can't blame dude for avoiding if this was his rationale.
But in the second half, he seemed desperate, so he was prob just a 4chan user.
>>703812116
Dudes actually pretty alpha for posting it and he's like crying like a fucking beta either.
>>703818197
This is cringe not /aww
>>703814271
Fuck off... you yourself are becoming cringe worhy
>>703818350
belieb it. im the faggot with the hair
>>703818699
ya'll mother fuckers need to make up your mind
>>703808333
Wait. She let's him wrap his arms around her and takes the photo, then complains about it looking more than it is?
>>703818699
>>703818777
checked
>>703812226
alfa as fuck. don't run to her because he ask him.
he have established a psychological dominance over her. if he want it, he can fuck her whenever he want because of previous rejection
