YLYL
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YLYL
>>703799973
okay that is pretty funny
This is my friend on a mousepad holding a mousepad with his face on it.
>>703800300
LOST
>>703801003
god fucking dammit
>>703802033
kek. little shits.
>>703800858
Sauce? Or is that the whole thing?
>>703802248
the French fucks from nice would Block the Truck with their bodies
kek goddamnit i still laugh when i think about 80 mashed french
best captcha
>trucks
>>703802603
gtfo out of here you faggot this isnt ifunny or reddit
>>703802758
the weak should fear the strong
>>703802903
Your fat fuck mother :-D
>>703801081
ok that's pretty fucking imaginative, kudos for the toiletless one
>>703804031
I wouldn't be able to focus on either
this is just stupid
https://youtu.be/HRYNNxBa9-w
>>703802100
That's pretty fucking great actually, haha.
>>703802699
Okay, we get it, Germans cum at the thought of a Muslim Europe. Stop reminding us.
>>703804851
kys
>>703804177
I think I'm in laugh
>>703805073
That's some good-natured fun right there. Can't wait to try it on my friends and family.
>>703804635
>>Not naming retardstrong.webm
>>703805172
Be careful, anon. You may be in laugh right now but soon you'll be in cry. :'(
>>703804177
There HAS to be music to this, and this girl is amazing, is there any sauce for this actual video?
>>703800558
haha Lol XD
>>703800042
Warrior of the WORKING CLASS???? Are you really that much of an idiot???
>>703804905
Why would I kill myself when I can just carry on living and die everyday?
>>703804177
kek
>>703802699
talking about french, refugee and nice
>from germany
>>703804570
lost
>>703805230
lost
>>703801081
that is pretty cool panjeet
>fun fact,if he used his left hand it would have been an asshole
>>703805735
>Yes, I am.
>No, you are.
Pick whichever answer you prefer. Either way it will be the beginning of a pointless, inane conversation at the end of which we'll have accomplished nothing but moving slightly closer to our inevitable suicides.
>>703804332
Lmfao
>>703801141
moments before the tsunami
>>703804709
Looks like he's lost. Very confusing clip.
>>703804031
Come on you lazy fuck
PAY ATTENTION to your girlfriend.
God damn he will lose that girl very soon.
>>703804177
Great core workout
>>703800558
Dovakin doesn't mean killer of dragons, it means Dragon born you retard
>>703806125
Holy heck! That's some more good-natured fun right there. What a character this guy is! Can't wait to show this to my friends and family.
All fun and laughs aside, though, I hope they got that light fixed.
>>703804563
so alpha even makes gay things look manly
>>703806264
>>703806415
You two should get together and see who can breath the heaviest from their mouth.
>>703801343
classy
>>703800300
Shiggy diggy
>>703799881
gay
>>703804635
>Michael J Flex
>>703804905
haha
>>703806415
You're right, Because "Donkey" means Fucker of Dragons
>>703803058
u just mad because he burned your ass kys
>>703806837
dasd
>>703806689
You don't fuck your girlfriend she is gonna go out and fuck someone else, bigger and better.
That's how shit works.
>>703800091
HUH RALLY MAKS YOU THUNK
>>703806946
No it doesn't.
>>703806495
lost
>>703801003
everyone who doesnt say they lost to this is lying.
>>703804667
they should have tased the fucker
>>703806192
This anon just slammed that b8 right up the pooper.
>>703805847
not that guy, but youre seriously going to quote that pseudo intellectual yiff-fest of a movie? I feel bad for you now. like how i feel bad for retarded kids. i guess what I'm saying is that you're retarded. but not in the fun retarded kind of way, where you're cool enough that i laugh with you. definitely the other way where i laugh at you. because youre so hilariously retarded. stupid fucking retard.
Aye
>>703807002
Thank you for the information. You have saved my marriage, Dr. Sperg.
>>703804563
hhahah gotcha bro you fag you let me suck your dick fucking faggot hahah
>>703807312
Anytime, Mr. Cuck. Anytime.
>>703804905
his post is almost true
it was 50-50
>>703804177
Lost
>>703807460
You can stop breathing so heavy now.
>>703804177
Hah, this shit is ancient but exactly like that stupid new kenzo perfume ad
>>703801644
hahahaha that bottom one is disturbing
>>703807282
Eminem is the only rapper
the others are rapist
>>703804031
fake lol players dont know girls
>>703800153
That resistor ladder is terrible.
>>703806689
I breath heavily because your mom is blowing me faggot
Now get on the ground and suck your new dad's balls
>>703807598
holykek lost
>>703807259
Not that guy either but a different guy who feels it is important to differentiate himself from other guys even when the matter of who is replying to the post has no significance since it was a one-off post, not an on-going exchange. Anyway, that's just this guy's opinion and definitely not the opinion of a different guy who may be similar to me but is not me. We are different guys; much like you and I are different guys, but neither of us are the guy from before or any other guy for that matter, Nonetheless, I am a guy. Just not that one, to be clear.
>>703805510
Dont be ridiculous, some rondom attention whore shaking her tits on camera and making monkey faces....I dont understand how this amazes you
>>703804752
>>703807822
>>703808019
>get on the ground and suck your new dad's balls
newfag kys
>>703801469
Now post the one with sound.
>>703804570
kek
>>703807822
Hahahah-hah-ha-haa....
>>703808016
laughed at the ladder more than the joke
>>703808019
Sorry, I didn't realise you were thirteen and sick as fuck. Forgive me.
>>703808112
It's expressive art you uncultured swine.
>>703806222
You wasted trips on some inane bullshit facebook-tier comment. go choke on a cock
>>703803702
kek
>>703807822
You don't deserve oxygen
>>703808019
Not the same anon but go fuck urself shit stain
>>703807062
aw yees
>>703804709
a few years old this one is. S.america, wife cheats, he cuts his own dick off to spite her.
I cannot watch it again...
>>703808019
It's probably asthma. Stay hydrated and avoid hot and spicy food.
>>703807822
This.
That's the problem. That guy.
>>703804031
How could he even focus on the game? What a fuckin' idiot. Play with her tits instead. Scroll her nipples like you do the goddamn mousewheel you shit.
>>703804570
This needs to be done at every trump rally
>>703808304
You're going to be sick as fuck when my trading stench hits you
I haven't showered in at least a week and I have diarrhoea
>>703808157
Jokes on you, I'm severely depressed and if I kill myself I win
>>703808486
I'll make your ass foam up like a golf ball washer you shit gargling cactus fucker
>>703808315
>>703807679
Did the ad teach you that?
>>703804332
I still lose to this shit.
Pooh penguins are awesome.
>>703802438
asdfghjkl;
>>703807822
kys
>>703808629
Nah, cat allergies, your mom never fucking cleaned her house after that crazy cat lady phase
>>703808556
Oh dear. This is not good-natured at all. I will not be sharing this with my friends or family.
>>703808418
ha,butthurt newfaggot is butthurt
>>703802655
I believe it's a 5sf. try looking for their stuff
5 second films
>>703800964
Why the fuck is he your friend?
>>703807822
What an awful joke
>>703800364
I really really like this image.
>>703807002
You would know, that's why you're here
>>703808760
This isn't a Leafyishere comments section, you child.
>>703801081
Fucking Indians. They can copy some shit they saw a preteen white girl do but they can't quite manage to poo in the loo.
>>703801596
I was waiting for him to blow up
>>703801787
>>703801728
>>703801003
>>703800858
FUCKOFF
>>703802438
lost
>>703807822
jesus wont you die just die
>>703804177
Kek she looks like Toby turner
>>703809077
Yet you keep just feeding me those precious (You)'s
I long for your tender embrace as my balls lightly brush your face
>>703800300
Goddammit lost
>>703807822
That's comedy gold
>>703807090
I cant believe I lost to this
>>703801343
One in pink. Two in stink!
>>703804031
>HOTS
stupid blizz fag casual
>>703806415
Dovakin's sole reason for existing is to kill dragons, fucking stupid nigger.
Literally, he's the only one who can, you plebeian casual faggot.
>>703808845
Another Mom insult? Take it easy. You'll give him an eating disorder.
>>703806415
>Dovahkriid
>>703803172
>>703809183
wow. even more reddit
pls, just fucking leave
>>703800153
The people that cop spayed 100% deserved it if you watch the whole video
>>703807794
god dammit lost
>>703806848
Underrated
>>703800300
He's not in the pool kek
>>703808845
You're allergic to pussies? Makes sense, faggot.
I am also a child and think these jokes are funny.
>>703809571
He won't have an eating disorder, I make sure he gets his complete nutritional intake with 4 square meals of my shit and cum every day
>>703800964
This is not Cringe thread faggot.
>>703804177
Women are never funny
>>703804177
I'd still fuck her, but from behind.
Is there some kind of raid of retards going on today, lit every othe comment is massively retarded
>>703809470
>>703809352
>>703808760
>>703806222
>>703806264
>>703806331
>>703806415
And many more
>>703805735
Was this the first thing Hillary saw on 9/12?
>>703809888
Checked
>>703810100
Checked
telegram.me/laughlose
>>703809352
I'm happy to keep feeding you, son. One day you will be a man, your testicles will descend and you will start growing hair in new, unusual places. and I want to make you big and strong for when that time comes.
>>703804177
calm your tits
>>703802699
Why don't you go annex poland
>>703810349
You got me. Now I am a homosexual (oh no!). Let me get some of that dick, anon.
>>703807941
>league of legends
>>703809855
If course I'm allergic to pussy
Overexposure to something can cause allergies
Now I'm gonna ride your ass until my dick falls off
>>703810253
Jokes on you
My genitals will always be hairless because every one I grow I gently place on your tongue as you sleep
>>703810070
Retard knows retard
>>703810300
That's the same shit (blessing) that happened to micheal jackson isnt it?
>>703804332
That was fucking funny as shit ... I'm rolling.
>>703810555
why
>>703802033
too good, too good..
>>703808623
That'll show her...
>>703801644
there are furries who would like this sadly
>>703804031
sauce?
>>703804563
What the fuck?
>>703809314
kill yourself
>>703810699
Watch your step anon or you might get report.
>>703810830
Never seen a brojob?
>>703810508
Fff
>>703810768
Hahaha I lost
>>703809951
Shame it's shit.
>>703810349
not enough dudes
>>703810580
I like jokes. They're probably my favourite thing in the world. You are to jokes what a cervical tumour is to a pornstar. She might think she's getting tighter but, actually, her cunt is being ravaged by cancer.
>>703806495
What even are you?
Fucking lost btw Goddamn
>>703811302
Found OP
>>703799881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqM74k-tgKE
top kek
>>703808570
Chuckled at "not bloated with things like gnu coreutils".
>>703810586
Alright, so yeah the banana is a "cancer" meme and all, but I think that for lack of a better word, I liked this. It was original, inventive and of course funny.
It legitimately made me laugh.
>>703811384
I'll ravage your every definition of what a joke is until everything even joke related will remind you of the joke that is my existence
Knock knock
Who's there?
My ass on your mouth
Blrblrblr
That's right. My ass is stifling your mouth words
>>703811457
I'm just a guy who like to share some fun with his friends and family - only if it's good-natured, though. I don't go in for the salty language or unsavoury behaviour. I hope you get to share some laughs and good-natured fun with your friends and family today, too.
See ya, wouldn't wann be ya. (Hahaha. Sorry. I'm just being silly. It's all just good-natured ribbing. God bless us all).
>>703809983
That Robert dude needs to stop picking on retards. It's not nice.
>>703804031
Intimate
>>703805073
Did he not flip the page? Please explain.
>>703800364
Haha great pic. Mind if I save it?
>>703806848
Kek
>>703811911
Yes fuck off
>>703811829
It says see other side on both sides, you massive retard.
So idiots will keep turning it over and over.
>>703808090
> 4th guy here
You're all idiots.
>>703802033
Who the fuck is that retarded? they deserve to die
>>703811959
I don't get it
What's on the other side then?
>>703812067
I bet a note like that would actually work on you, wow.
>>703811801
You know there are people who behave and talk like that out there, they are the worst.
>>703804031
Gf and I tried this
I couldn't stay hard because I was focusing on the game but I coulnd't focus on the game because i was trying to stay hard
not fun
>>703810070
do you seriously come here that often?
>>703812168
You still haven't answered me what's on the other side?
Is this a reference to some television show I haven't seen?
I only watch network television
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBgh7WCgb6M
>>703811674
>When you're low-key a white-collar, middle-class brat from a boring suburb who has no personality so you do 'self-hate' memes online because the fact that you might be suicidal indicates that at least something interesting is going on in your life or in your head.
>>703810508
faggot
>>703812175
My gf's sister does
super mormon
I hate her family
puss is tight tho
>>703811958
Faggot!
>>703812399
No, self deprecation humour is a good way to add a layer of defense against hecklers
How can you insult someone who's insulting themselves?
>>703801081
I'm saving this for my anniversary
>>703812175
I know, they fucking suck. I know a few people like that and I've got their voice and their whole persona stuck in my head now. I occasionally slip into it for no reason when I'm at home alone.
>>703809983
This makes me kek every time I see it.
>>703806264
swear to god there was a couple like this at college. she broke up with him because all he did was play lol. i slept with her the week after they broke up haha we were together for a little while
>>703802758
This nigger needs to bow down to fuckers who jump like that. GEt rikt nigriss!
>>703810508
Yoppyooop
>>703811959
You're retarded
>>703807598
Fucking lost
>>703808189
you must be new here
>>703812787
That's true. But
a) You're not a comedian
b) You have no jokes, just the insults of a 13-year-old
c) You're not on stage at the Cellar, you posting on an imageboard
It's the classic nu-male style of comedy. You don't need to have a routine, or even any jokes. Just whine about how much of a man-child you are; how incapable you are of functioning in, and contributing anything to, society.
>OMG guys, I'm such a mess
>I can't succeed at anything
>I hate life
>Aren't I interesting?
Get jokes, son.
>>703807598
not entitlted "Ive seen some shit"
>>703813420
I have a joke of a life
Does that count?
>>703799881
This does it for me, new stuff
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I0toDN29rwU
>>703812540
Hot
>>703810508
cunt
>>703810555
this is stupid
>>703802699
You missed one top center
>>703810508
Fuck
>>703813532
No, we've covered this already. Sharpen up, little buddy.
>>703813754
Kek. Nice one.
4
>>703806848
Kekoslovakia
worst thread this century
>>703813790
Guess I'll never be good at these joke things
I'll never be good at anything
Might as well off myself now
>>703800858
this makes me feel sad
>>703804851
Mother Rusia of course.
>>703807598
lost
>>703808623
>wife cheats
>cut off own dick
He really got her back for cheating.
>>703813938
Don't do it. The internet needs unoriginal memesters. Who is going to give us our daily dose of cancer?
>>703813726
Source?
>>703801469
Fuck I lost
>>703804332
With out even looking. headshot
>>703801081
saved.
>>703814131
>2016
>Not cutting of your own dick to prove a point
Can't believe filthy casuals like this still exist.
>>703814194
Get out.
>>703814324
That doesn't look functional. Also, why would this be an improvement on the current method of shooting oneself in the head?
>>703806495
Looks like I have a case of this giggles today! Haha!
Reminds me of that time when I took my family to the playground and my son, Matthew, poor boy I must say, but he tripped on the pavement.
I ran straight to him to make sure he's okay as I was quite worried, however all he got was a small bump on his knee, he was okay and we all had a nice giggle at the end of it! Just a bit silly!
Hope your relatives enjoy this 'meme' as much as we did :')
Stay safe out there folks!
>>703804563
BROJOB! BROJOB!
>>703810469
underrated post
>>703814473
Fucked up.
>>703814622
Kill yourself pussy
>>703809314
No resemblance anon.
Get your eyes checked.
>>703814677
Fucked up.
>>703804563
>>703810830
>marines
![26933[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1473/810/1473810613242.jpg "26933[1]")
