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Niggers killing cops, other niggers and nigger cops
>>703780047
Ride at 8 miles an hour for 4 hours all over the world. Punch your best friend.
Got eaten by a dragon, got eaten by a dragon again, tried another path got eaten by an undead dragon
>>703780047
Wander around naked, cry like a bitch, kill mom.
free your father and he will kill your gf or your imaginary gf if you not heal your autism in a church to keep your real girlfriend, anyway your father will kill your gf
>>703780047
>someone couldn't add some wood to the fire
>not this shit again
>get raped in the ass by several undead, dragons, giants, demons, gods and other humans AT ONCE
>mfw it will happen infinitely until some fucking moron finally learns how to use an extinguisher
Talk to people without them ever shutting the fuck up, do people favors and run back and forth and kill some meatbags.
>Trenchcoats
>Never asked for this
>>703780047
Slowly draw your weapon. Get seen, get bum-rushed and rolled. Stand up, dizzy, shake off dizzy, try to run. Make stupid pose first, get rushed-rolled-carted.
<repeat above until fail>
>>703782122
I'm dissappinted noone is guessing what games we are talking about. This one is so easy it must be bait though.
>Be autist
>Late for work
>Shit happens
>Have to fix that mess all by yourself
Hint: Security guard owes you a beer
>>703781554
Binding of Isaac
>>703781708
Souls
>cubes
>>703780047
wakes up in his forest-village and saves the world because suddenly he was chosen
>>703782526
Half life!
>>703783034
oot
You're some guy in a forest who shoots his teacher.
>>703783083
yep
>>703783034
I'm gonna say oot
Started a happy sea voyage when shit hits the fan
>>703783203
Jungle*
>start shooting demons
>never stop
You're a psychopathic furry who goes around town, slaughtering everyone. And dying. A lot.
>>703782998
autismo craft
Or portal
people pay you to put certain people to sleep forever
>>703783362
Toontown
>ai conversations
>dumb and cancerous looking avatar
>sonic speed at high level
>>703783446
Hitman
>>703783446
Hitman. Obviously.
>>703781209
dark souls 1
>>703783490
Nop
Mentor betrays me, I have to kill or "kill" the bad guys. Killing advances the story, "killing" gives me drops from bosses. Eat animals and plants. Save scientist. Penultimate boss is a tank. Final fight easy. Confusing mechanics that are too meta for a vidya gaem.
just a fucking ball bouncing around n shit
>>703783638
Not really a shity summary
>>703780047
Some fat ass plumper runs around on planets to steal small stars' Shit, kill mushrooms and get a dumb bitch out of the claws of an giant turtle.
You have to help some writer fag to save his gf and imprison his dad
>>703783638
Ducking undertail
Waited 14years, shitiest game ever and still out of gum!
>>703783261
Sims castaway
Press "R" to restart
You have a minimal amount of money and a shitty spaceship.
You're expected to survive against greifers, assholes, and Russians with much more time and resources than you have. And there's nothing you can do about it.
>>703783792
Why did I bet on Dook
>>703783362
Naughty bear???
burnout + soccer, not a bad game but laggy as fuck
>>703780047
There's no such thing as a "nigger", only a racist asshole.
>>703783564
Yeah
>>703783261
Battle block theater
>>703783859
Rocket League
>>703783831
Same as >>703783362
>totally faggot game for biggest faggots and women
>trees are made out of fucking blocks
>>703780047
America tourists on an island. they get kidnapped.
You get away.
And you wander around the island opening chests
Then kill him later
>>703780047
Nerd jumps around and beats anything he can with a crowbar.
run round with 3 people you hate killing stupid cops because a man over a computer is telling you to
>>703780047
Faggot goes n collects some rocks n other shit and plays a flute and kills a sand-nigger
>>703783997
Fair craiy thraiy
>>703784036
Helf layf taoo
>>703784042
Peeydeey too : dee heiayst
>>703783977
yup
>>703783701
I made it sound as mediocre as I could. It's hard to make this fantastic game shitty
>>703783755
Fuck no
>>703783875
This turds post reminds me. What's that game called where you wander around a city killing SJW's and faggots?
>started a shitty fandom.
>>703780047
click and get currency
>>703784036
Either half life or gmod
Either way well played because now IM the nerd haha
Talk to a tree and go on an adventure
Somebody make a sister thread where we make shit games sound good.
>>703784252
Anything made by Nintendo
>>703784163
I meant the original hl, but yeah close enough.
>>703783362
Hotline Miami
>>703782122
Deus ex
>>703784228
Life?
>>703780047
army man goes into some woods and dank caves to fight people with deformities. You can do spins and throw up too.
>>703784252
undertale
>>703783831
hotline miami
>>703784339
oot
Emo hipster faggot with two guns tries to pretend he's a devil
>>703784252
Sonic or COD?
>>703781712
Dammit guys you should know this. "Meatbag" is the hint.
> A bunch of people all travelling together.
>>703784401
That's the one. (Hotline)
>>703784513
DMC, The Reboot
>>703783638
Since no-one else seems to be able to get it and I posted the same game. MGS 3: Snake Eater
>>703784575
Really any of them
>>703783311
DMC?
>>703784163
>Fair craiy thraiy
Winrar!
>>703780047
Smite
>>703784418
Don't steal mine.
Ball wakes you up and you go to fucking space
wake up, buy a gun, get blind, get shot in the head, wait 6 minutes, repeat.
>>703783311
Must be doom
>>703782122
Watchdogs
>>703784648
Woop woop
>>703784578
Got it. What a thrill
>>703781647
Dark messiah of m&m ?
>>703784680
I know, sorry. I posted too quickly
Everybody likes to abuse animals.
Guy who has emotional issues Over compensating with a big ass sword, out to save the world from an evil organization that decided to create a badass and a bunch of cheap ass knockoffs oh and you got a roudy nigger with a gun for an arm....
>>703780047
listen to jrock and rotate the left joystick while clicking the triggers and pressing a
Be a shitty boyfriend to a girlfriend, get drunk and have nightmares
Be man, go to space, get stars
dragon goes around, kills sheep, collects gems and pays a bear to do things
>>703783261
Far cry
>oh no, zombies!
>oh no my daught is ded
>oh no, that kid reminds me of my daughter!
>oh no you nigger, you won't kill that kid that reminds me of my daughter just because it would save the world
>oh no kiddo, I didn't lie to you
>>703784890
Super Mario Galaxy
Naked child killing monsters with his tears in order to kill his mom and enter her pussy to destroy her heart.
>>703784735
New vegas
>>703784836
FFVII, didn't even make it sound shitty.
>>703784872
Catherine?
>>703784735
csgo
>>703783311
Painkiller
>>703784946
Spyro
>>703784992
Dingdingdingdingding
>>703785019
Yup
>>703780047
choke people uncouncious and fulton extract sheep for hours on end
>>703784952
Last of us
>>703780047
this one has to be gta 3
>>703780047
All conspiracies are true. Some megalomaniac businessman does some insane shit to literally become god.
>>703780047
>Be Super Nigger Cop
>>703783710
Mario
>>703783837
stumped
>>703785147
Crackdown
>>703785117
fuck i meant san andreas, i call anything that was that gen gta 3 cuz it's like the same engine mostly
>>703784952
Telltale Walking Dead
Everybody steals from the bank and it takes fucking forever
>>703785174
winrar
Have a team, go to battle, repeat forever, hint:9years
>>703783837
Eve
>>703783837
Eve online
>>703784532
If noone guesses correctly after this next hint I'm gonna be very sad.
>HK47 ready to serve, Master
>>703783837
eve online
Harass some girls in a building with no staff to try and get them to do the sex on me
>>703785221
TF2
You fucking spend days killing boars to level up, then you have to enter battegrounds and get reported for being low, you cant do dungeons because you are low for that too.
Some months later you have to kill a fag that is all day in a ice chair while your king do nothing and get congelated until you finish, then he takes all the credit
>>703785205
Payday
Zombies... Oh look more zombies... Zombies... Helicopter crash... Even more zombies, HOLY SHIT BIG GUY! Time to swap characters, more zombies... Lad plagas.... More zombies... HOLY SHIT EXTREME LAS PLAGAS! Zombies... More zombies... Fuckin Asian bitch popping in... Oh and BIG bad boss zombie thing.
>>703785205
PAYDAY
Organisation of soldiers/mercenaries save the world from terminator wanna be machines then people think they're dicks suddenly.
>>703785279
Winrar
>you're pretty good
Familiy died, new hobbies are painkillers and guns
Main character was a vet. Guy's a real cock. Does whatever some faggots tell him to do. Best friend is a hippie vet.
You have the option to have any country but most are shit but you can use the best country aka former European Union to invade world.
>>703785400
max payne
ez
>>703783837
EVE?
> Your health is low! Do you have any potions or food?
There's a sandwich in the game and its only for those who have regressed against the Catholic Church. Also other weird shit happens.
>>703785400
Max Payne?
>>703785008
Yup
>>703785400
max payne, too easy
Be dog thing, very skinny, raps poorly
Mom dies, dad wont talk to me, get touched by a tranny, end up destroying the world.
>>703785587
Parapa the rapper
>>703780047
Is this the game of life?
>>703780047
>Is Hoodoo Brown
The latest instalment of a long running one-on-one competitive franchise, furnished with the most atrocious suite of network play features yet found in a commercial product.
No points for guessing. The description is too fucking accurate.
>>703780047
Stop crazy scientist from turning critters into robots. If you don't know this game then you're a faggot who pretends like you like it.
>>703785504
Gauntlet
Fairy boy collects shiny trinkets
>>703785761
crash bandicoot
>>703785748
>persona
>>703785771
No.
>>703785400
maxpayne
>>703780047
games dead lol
>>703785761
sonic
>>703785205
Monopoly
Play Edward from twilight but you want to really kill your dad.
>>703785615
God of war
>>703785823
Isn't it sonic?
4 guys yelling at guards and cams as loud as possible while remaining sneaky, and fixing drills.
>>703785748
MTG Online?
>>703785310
>>703785358
No
Its monopoly
>>703785255
It's starwars online
Little shits to find, everyone is fucked up, Don't drown
>Literally spend an entire day trapped on an island, generally fucking around, jumping on shit, and reading a journal, killing upwards of a thousand armed men and monsters throughout, to find some gold that you end up losing in a helicopter crash
You're a farmer and you feed cows n chickens each morning then water corn. Bitches be crazy n shit.
>>703785946
Payday 2
>>703780047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6z2NdKWe7M
>>703785369
Overwatch
>>703785823
It's sonic
>>703785960
I thought only the banker steals from the bank in monopoly.
Wake up, sister kidnapped, travel world
>>703786024
Bingo
>>703785923
It is sonic. Good job anon.
>>703786012
uncharted
every game is a waste of time.
>>703780047
Run around try to fix ship, decide to take pictures on the way, fucking pig keep trying to look at my tits.
>>703786003
Little big planet
Aliens invading the world.
Command a team to kill the aliens.
Turn off PS4; you got work in the morning.
Your job sucks.
Life gets more hopeless everyday.
>>703786165
NIGGA I SAID THAT SHIT FIRST
>>703785761
>> Stop crazy scientist from turning critters into robots. If you don't know this game then you're a faggot who pretends like you like it.
With a small, mutated, anthropomorphic blue mammal with good taste in trainers?
>be nigger with dead family
>the emo fuck that killed your family gives you super powers
>military is evil
> find mexican priest
>eat monsters, get stronger
> mexican priest dies
>find emo fucks sister
>find daughter alive
>kill emo fuck
>be clown
>throw bags
>>703785333
You're actually a gigantic fucking homo but resident evil 4
>>703785308
WoW?
>>703786229
You are waste of air
>>703786191
You got it fam
>>703785501
>>703785556
>>703785580
Yes
Another one:
Be a Spaceship commander blow up nasty alien aliens, nasty alien aliens alien friends attack your ship, you die, but got resurrected, get the command of another spaceship which is the same but different but the same, blow up nasty alien aliens alien friends
>>703781712
Some Futurama game?
Chased into the basement by your mom to get killed by actual shit
>>703785976
No. But close.
A bunch of idiots that are supposed to be fixing something end up spending their last moments talking and singing like robots and laughing about it.
>>703785845
>persona
>one-on-one
Cmon' son...
>>703786333
Prototype 2
>>703786412
Mass efect
>>703786229
Outside: Game of the Year Edition?
>>703786412
Mass Effect 2
>>703786488
yup
>>703786424
Binding of Isaac
ezmode
>>703786340
Payday
>>703786108
Hint: talking boat
>nigger gets shot by Tinkerbell
>shoot zombies
>>703786262
Nah
>>703786003
Bioshock?
>>703786108
Too obvious.
Wind Waker.
>>703786303
Xcom
>>703786581
Wind Waker
>>703786303
Umm. XCom and your lyfe?
>>703786424
Binding of Isaac
a literal book fucking kills your girlfriend, take revenge on book with another book
>>703780047
>grind
>grind
>quest
>set logs on fire
>grind
>grind
>quest some more
>farm herbs
>fish
>talk shit to other players
>>703785908
Not even close, it's a jrpg
Is a cop, drives around i hope someone gets this
>>703784252
Fallout new vegas
>fight a bunch of generic British agents, crash a plane, and desecrate monuments to find an underground city and destroy it subsequently to get rid of a cache of incredibly potent LSDs
>>703786383
Insults are not going to help you. Solve the comment faggot.
>>703785549
Hint: some might call it the sinners sandwich
>>703783495
oblivion
>>703786888
Driver san fran
>>703786888
Driver series?
>kill monsters
>fuck bitches
>get money
>>703786868
Runescape
>>703780047
1 man vs zerg rush, battlefield:infinite warfare, potato master race, not pay to win nor pay to play but instead pay to honk.
>>703784252
GTA V
>>703786868
Runescape
>>703782122
Outlast
>>703786868
Elder scrolls online
>>703786868
RunEscape
>>703786938
>>703784252
League of leg...less fucktards
>>703787086
>>703787145
>>703787187
kek yep
>>703787172
No, but I feel it would probably be the same.
>>703785866
>games dead
Asheron's Call.
>>703786501
>>703786528
Still to easy i guess.
> Plant trees, give food to people, play with your pet, show no mercy upon your enemies
>>703786600
>hint- fall out of space
>>703786979
>>703787123
Stare Cruft Poo
You start off with a huge army. Enemy player search your spawn. Then once your close to cap zone you see 40 helicopter rushing your very vulnerable troops
>>703787418
Harvest Moon or Stardew Valley?
>be president
>aliens destroy earth
>giant dildo
>>703786438
Kotor
>>703786976
yes
>>703787572
Smearch *
>>703786929
Uncharted?
>>703787612
2easy. Saints row 4
>>703781712
Fallout or any bethesda game?
>>703786351
RE6 but close enough
Drive a tank around and get driven into by a Jeep covered in C4, the Jeep occupants don't die but you do.
>>703786868
Minecruft
>>703787899
Battlefield
>>703787767
Close enough.
Be told you need a monkey, and go on to kill people as a secret agent.
>You fuck every girl around you and somewhat get emotionally stronger
>>703780047
Peruvians and Russians fucking everything up all the time.
easy
>be bald
>kill people
>profit
normal
>be whiny bitch or british smartass
>whiny bitch turns evil and kills everyone
>british smartass has to kill whiny bitch and raise his kids
hard
>be on team with one super badass one retard and two kids
>super badass leaves and whole team is killed 3 times in a row
> retard leaves and kids calls you a faggot
>>703787985
Ezmode
>>703787428
Hint 2
>blue gf imprisoned by hivemind zombie amalgamation
Get frozen, run errands for people.
>fucking drown
>suddenly in city
>do what some fag tells me
>>703788218
Fallout Fo'sheezy
>>703788128
Fucking Persona 4
>>703788218
Fallout 4, bucket head.
>>703788183
Halo
>>703785866
>Tom clancy's the division
2 Easy anon
>>703788118
No one lives forever
>>703787562
no?
>>703788265
Bioshock?
>>703788331
You got it
Poor Asian. Asian goes to work as a master in a mansion full of butlers. Rich gay asian
>>703788265
A man obeys.
BioShock.
>>703785866
Endless Ages
>>703788347
Finally
You're winner
>>703785866
Pong
>>703788128
conception 2?
>>703785866
Pac-Man
Pay 200$, get half your content cut anyway. Shoot machine worshiping aliens, robots, knockoff flood, and fatter aliens. Get your weapons retuned every few months but never balance pvp.
>>703788218
Fallout 4
>Jump on trucks
>slow motion
>be scavenger
>capitalist dude tries to kill you
>you kill capitalist dude
Hint: tons of guns
>Grindy as grindy can get
>Fandom is elitist and smug as fuck
>Online is filled with clueless retards
>Game punishes you hard for small mistakes
>If you are a bad player fights can take 25-45+ IRL minutes
>Endgame is a fucking nightmare, you are basically playing in hell or hell difficulty
>Comically time consuming 1000+ hours is normal for a good player
>>703788470
Halo isn't the Fallout of space at all you dumb nigger. Literally not one RPG element.
Control a village of retards whilst controlling a even bigger retard so he can eventually take control of controlling the smaller retards.
>>703788563
Destiny. What a disappointment.
>>703784726
Portal 2
>Ride ride around on roller blades listening to teenage music while sticking it to the man
>>703788265
Bioshock
>>703788306
>>703788333
Alright, lets try something harder.
Practice same map in a strategy game with one unit over, and over.
>>703788625
Borderlands 2
>>703780047
kill things
get things
kill things
>>703788625
Borderlands 2
More like a gazillion
You walk a lot and can't aim your hits for shit
>>703788664
black and white
>>703780047
Micromanage every single fucking city, castle, army, merchant, diplomat and spy in turns that easily take 10-20 minutes each, then pass turn and stare gormlessly at screen watching the computer do the same for upwards of another 10-20 minutes. Fight an actual battle maybe once or twice each 10 turns.
everyone is camping, best players are P2W, dev is literally shit
>>703788643
When did I say that?
>>703788739
>>703788758
Correct
>>703788639
Path of exile?
>>703788643
Fall out. As in actually fall out.
>>703780047
what you do in the first 10 minutes decides the game
individual skill doesn't matter
>>703780047
>you get kidnapped by a group of old bitches that sit around a fire
>the rest of the game seems like a forever lasting cycles of killing bosses and losing all your souls
>>703783311
Devil daggers?
>>703781708
I like your subtle hint with the pic
>>703788735
Literally any MOBA
>>703787057
duke nukem forever
>>703788766
Day Z?
Though you can aim and it's actually quite fun if you know how the weapons work.
>>703788936
Dark Souls 2
>>703788639
Dark Souls
>comes with a knife to a gunfight
>>703788639
Company of heros? Or civ?
>eat trees
>>703789019
CS:GO
Go into games and kill people with weird weapons. Go onto servers people make and do more stupid shit on stupid maps with stupid people. Use hats and cosmetics as currency and fight robots once or twice. Also competitive that you have to pay FUCKING £7 FOR
>>703788860
Civilisation?
>>703788936
Souls games
.>>703788734
Jet Set Radio
>>703789019
MW2
>>703788939
The most underrated FPS yet made.
>>703789092
TF2
WORK YA DAMN NAG!
>>703788639
Monster Hunter. Specifically 3
>>703788860
Total war
>>703789036
Dota 2
>>703789105
Close. Total War.
>>703789092
Team Fortress 2
Miss the old days.
>>703789283
Ayy
>>703788960
Narrowing it down anon
Bonus round :
Walk around trying to find fun ways to die
>>703789212
Shadow of the Colossus?
>be robot
>hear voices
>tetris
>>703789266
Hah. Right on mate.
Here we go.
>beat up animals
>steal money from children
>some douchebag constantly wants to smell you
>psychic professor
>>703789300
Eh it's still alright. Pubs no longer exist and nor does quick play but bloody hell the community servers are great now
>Listen to shitty music
>Trying to get the rythmin a high speed
>Your Eyes and Head hurt
>At least I didn't pay for it
>>703789121
Bet set radio is correct. Such a memorable game
>>703789236
This.
But I was referring to MH4U, I'm a solo hunter.
>>703789391
>>703789379
MC Pixel?
>>703789443
Easy, pokemon.
>>703789511
I hope they make another. A proper sequel, none of this reboot bs
>>703789526
Not even close, its a 3d game.
>>703789597
Winrar
>>703789164
Yeah
>>703789445
Are they? Might give it another shot, fucking loved that game. I tried Overwatch to fill the hole it left.
>>703789512
Same. Only play solo. I can't deal with people online. As for the fan base, you literally can't post a video online without a wave of people yelling at you for missing something small
>>703788151
>easy
hitman
>The game map is a fucking giant glorified corridor
>>703784787
yes
>>703789626
I'm sure they would find a way to fuck it up
All right boys let's do an obscure one
>hard-ass cop that gets his wedding firebombed by gangs
>uses variety of vehicles with differing qualities of stealth to inhibit bad guys
>stops a fucking nuclear warhead from launching by shooting its thrusters from a helicopter
>surprise surprise there's a mole in the police tipping off criminals
> the main character only talks about five times in the entire fucking game
>muscular lesbian
>robot gandhi
>jet set radio with guns
>aryan medic
>>703789766
Final Hallway 13
Ff13
>>703789766
Doom?
>>703789899
Overwatch
Eaaasy
>>703789714
Overwatch doesn't have the same charm as TF2. Honestly you should try it again it's not as bad as people make it sound
