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no ylyl?
ylyl
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>>703763762
Gets me everytime
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>>703763762
uuuuhhh that was close.
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>>703764776
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>>703763762
OP contribute you faggot
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>>703764776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2lW27BHIXc
WHO WILL WIN
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>>703763762
>le4chansodifferentlol
show me your kys video op faggot

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>>703764351

this is some quality stuff and most ylyl b has been in a while (do anti aids meds really do this to you?)
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>>703765141
Yes ambien really does do that to you. Its a hypnotic sleep aid
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>>703763762
Good job anon
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>>703765381
What gives being wasted this hard irl? (except for "research" purposes)
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>>703765217
that made my weiner tingle
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>>703765551
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>>703765381
Sounds like some marketing going on.
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>>703764735
And I thought when I punched a god, I was awesome.
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>>703765584
The medication is supposed to put you to sleep. But if you fight the sleep and stay awake then you start tripping hard, it also acts like a benzodiazepan. I butchered that spelling but you get the jist
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>>703765863
Dont hug me im scared is the best
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>>703766096
the fuck is this edgy fucking trash?
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>>703766380
shut the fuck up
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>>703766380
it's a parody of the whole edgy meme shit you dip
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>>703765217
Fucking lost
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>>703765670
nah, just need to do stuff and try to prolong it for as long as I can

>>703765714
What kind of tripping? benzos are actually pretty much the shit (ayycept for the fact that you can die withrawing).
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>>703766380
Found the faggot
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THIS THREAD IS GARBAGE
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haha sounds like you guys like memes
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>>703766826
Kill yourself
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>>703766932
well i wasn't going to post the banana but now you have to live with the guilt
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>>703766986
hilarious
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>>703767085
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
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>>703766986
You son of a bitch, now I have to kill myself
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>>703767124
Ah man, I bet you get all the pussy you funny fuck
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>>703766034
lost
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>>703767205
Thanks, Lori.
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>>703764776
Fucking lost already
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>>703764643
Its YLYL, not Act Like a Massive Faggot.
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inb4 one banana pic is about mother dying.
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This is the worst thread I've ever seen and I've been here all summer
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>>703767436
Thanks Anon.


Have a (You).
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>>703767436
Duck you
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>>703764869
lost.
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>>703765217

that was erotic, not funny
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>>703767436
Fuck you
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this thread is shit
take this
http://cheesespin.net/
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So you faggots decided that posting facebook tier content is ironically funny now? Kill yourselves, originality is dead.
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>>703764869
Lost hard
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>>703767754
>ironically
this is a fucking gem
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>>703764643
Lel
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>>703766422
edgy 11 year old spotted!
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>>703767436
inb4
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>>703767831
kys faggot the world would have been better w/o you nigger
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I don't understand the banana meme?
Please explain
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>>703767592
This isn't a cringe thread
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>>703767496
i would love to fucking strangle you you cancerous piece of shit
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you can YLYL here too
this shet is shet like shit
http://cheesespin.net/
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>>703767323
Idk why i'm laughing
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>>703767436
4u
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>>703767944
it's a meme that significe that the poster is a faggot
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>>703767694
K
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>>703768118
>significe
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>>703765578
I can't look at this anymore I'm crying holy fuck
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>>703767694
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>>703768177
make it a fucking meme cunt
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>>703767938
Wife's son *

Ftfy
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>>703768262
This post gave me hepatitis
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>>703767694
k
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>>703768091
Hey, that's pretty good
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Dumping my favorites that none of you new fags have seen
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>>703765578
fuck off you tryhard faggot
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>>703767436
fuck
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>>703768470
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>>703768448
you must legitimately have autism if you find this funny or clever
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>>703768262
Haha epic!
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>>703768051
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>>703768448
omg lost so hard to this
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>>703768531
That was hilarious lighten up anon

lol y so srs
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>>703768425
Here! Have a pie, fatty!

Have two.
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>>703767694
nigger
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>>703768531

This whole thread is autism
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MODS MODS MODS
this thread fucking sucks please ban me from this misery
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THIS THREAD IS TOO IRONIC, IT'S GONNA BLOW
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>>703765795
I don't get it
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>>703768627
We postin 9gag shit now? I guess thats new low
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>>703768470
What movie is this from anon?
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>>703768738
>ifunny

kys
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>>703763762
shit I instantly lost
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>>703768766
kys and jesus will explain everything
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>>703768790
The Strain season 2 episode 11
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>>703768812
omfg chuck norris is such a bad ass hahaha
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>>703768812
Hahahahaha!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDfLDHV6Vw4
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>>703768784
GTFO of here with that racist meme
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>>703767534
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>>703767542

that toby always causing trouble 10/10
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>>703765795
Lost
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>>703767722
she's probably thinking about her mom
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>>703769169
>unicornbuttcupcake

i'm legitimately going to kill myself
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>>703769193

Left is mfw reading this thread
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>>703769169
Lol epic
>>703769193
Lost.
>>703769221
Topkek
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>>703767727
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This thread is the worst. If you are posting this tumblr & 9gag shit, kys please.
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>>703768448
Omfg DIED
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>>703768470
Sauce?
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>>703768627
It is from 9gag and went through Tumblr.
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>>703767694
fuck you man
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>>703764869
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>>703769449
You are the only one that think you are funny with this bate shit man, just do the world a favour and kys
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>>703764869
I don't get it
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>>703766530
you disgust me
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>>703769642
sorry, should i go back to posting bananas? is that what you want? because i could do it all fucking day
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>>703769693
Cleanse this thread with bananas anonkun
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>>703769693
I vote in favour for you to kill yourself
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>>703769781
y'all wanna start somethin
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>>703766380
Zozzle
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>>703769850
dude you ain't gonna get a funny reaction man just kys
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>>703770031
>he thinks i have over 2500 banana pics saved because i'm looking for a "funny reaction"
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>>703767436
i love my mom u fagget
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>>703764776
This shit always gets me..
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>>703767471
Wow, you could fit a whole billy idol track on that badboy
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>>703770075
No, because you are just baiting. First you post bananas, then unfunny memes, then bananas again... You are just a faggot kys
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does any one have the green tex off the crow army story?
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>>703767694
Damn, you got me, le funny meem xD
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>>703770229
>baiting
you're dealing with levels of autism that you can't even comprehend bucko
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>>703767694
fuck you
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i want to die
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>>703770451
>this
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>>703770451
this one?
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>>703770547
fuck you anon
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>>703770547

Middle school is back in so why are faggots like you still here
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>>703770451
>>703770547
SAMEFAGGING
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>>703767944
Check out knowyourmeme.com it's even better than 4chan :)
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>>703764869
Those plates are the bees knees
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>>703770587
fagot i cant jerk off to this wtf
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>>703767694
k
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>>703771122
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>>703765217
lost
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>>703767694
I hope u get fucked by a nigger
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>>703771159
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>>703770613
Post more bananon pls I really really like them
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>>703767295
>>703767278

Pretty interesting facts though
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>>703767694
wow cool
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>>703767694
Kkk
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>>703769489
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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>>703769839
The (((alt))) right
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>>703765217
Kek'd also diamonds
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>>703767694
Cuck
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>>703770613
Moar small, sweet yellow things plz
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>>703767694
Kek
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>>703769489
i'm so fucking done
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>>703767694
k
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>>703769673

literally topkek
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>>703766923
Youre not in tumblr you cuckfaggot

KYS
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>>703767694
fuckkkkk
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>>703767694
Fuck you
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>>703769693
DO IT SHOW NO MERCY YOU FAGGOT BEFORE THREAD GOES 404
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>>703767694
idiot
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>>703764869
Bitches just don't appreciate when something is done right.
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>>703765217
cant believe I lost to that
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>>703767436
banana
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>>703767436
kek
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>>703767694
juv8u
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this is the worst ylyl i've ever seen
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>>703763762
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>>703770451
google it you cunt
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>>703767694
kys faggot
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PSA: the bad meme-guy was also the banana-guy, but I think he became an hero
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>>703767694
thx mr skeltal
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>>703767694

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound ballsack in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed niggers. Imagine your best orgasm from a nigger, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill niggers in over 700 billion different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 700 billion blacks using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook to niggers and naked black people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life
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>>703767694
Pretty strange when you think about it
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>>703766923
>not called masturbation.jpg
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>>703768153
>darkest day in history
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha
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>>703765217
If you think this is funny, you are a depraved loser.
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>>703774187
nice try :^)

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>>703768966
I only smoke when women and children are around, its about the principle of the thing
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>>703767891
end your fucking life
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>>703768812
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>703767060

TIL
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>>703768766
loool
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>>703766096
> name is not sissy pants
well yes, it would be pissy pants.
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negro
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>>703767694
die
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>>703768812
I think chuck is very cgi-ish here...anyone?
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