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Hey /B/ros have you ever dated out of your league?
If so how did you do it, what was it like and what where peoples reaction?
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I once asked out a gorgeous blonde at work and she accepted, then she asked if some other guy we worked with could come too.
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Yeah i dated someone way below my league and i didn't realise it because i was young and retarded, everyone (including her) would tell me i'm out of her league but i couldn't see it until recently after we broke up.
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>>703764133
Got pics?
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>>703763755
I never date in my league cause nobody's in it
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>>703764234
I've seen fuck ugly guys get pretty ho girls.
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>>703763755

I did in high school. My first "love". I held her attention for a few months, but she always had one eye on the door. Finally one day, she just decided to end it and was with some other guy the next day. Tore my youthful heart to shreds, but also helped thicken my skin.
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hot*
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>>703764339
Sorry o hear that, was it fun though?
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I've dated out of my league A LOT and I've even had strangers ask me how I do it
You just gotta be a cool ass dude
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>>703764446
teach me sen-3.14
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>>703764400

Oh yeah. 15 years later, married with a kid, I still jerk off thinking about those times.
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>have you ever dated
no.
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>>703764593

lol
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>>703764307
No I mean no one is as low on the totem pole as I am.
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>>703764833
Just get one friend to be your wing-man and just go out talking to strangers but don't talk like a creep or like your trying to get them just talk like you would to a friend it builds rappor and i have accidentally done it and gotten girls to like me.
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>>703763755
Im currently dating out of my league. Shes an easy 9/10, in college for game development and shes already networking with people from id and bethesda. They some cool peeps. Madly in love with me amd we've been together 5 yrs.
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I've fucked a lot of girls out of my league, but only ever had one gf who was below me.
Traveling is the way to do it, i fucked around 40 girls in a year in Southeast Asia (not locals or hookers)
The normal social norms are off the table when traveling, i've seen 3/10 guys with 8/10 girls fucking in my dorm.
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>At a university party
>drunk as fuck
>right place, right time
>Stumbled outside to make a phone call to my brother to pick me up
>she was crying outside, apparently her ex-boyfriend showed up to the party and said a bunch of mean shit to her
>She was about to leave
>comfort her somewhat with my shitty brand of humor
>offer to walk her back to her car
>ask her for her number on the way
>Gorgeous girl, 10/10 body 9/10 face, rich family, studying marine biology
>keeping in mind i go to the gym a bit, but i'm definitely no prize
>Take her out for dinner and everything
>end up dating for a year and a half
>always getting "how the fuck did you manage that?"
>"is she your sister?"
>friends were jealous as fuck
>parents were beyond happy for me
>ended up breaking up with her because i was done with her overwhelming sense of entitlement
>she also had a complete unwillingness to ever get her hands dirty, both figuratively and literally
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>>703763755
Yes. Met her at a party, we went to town. She came to me, my friends were like shes into you.jpg. Went home and fucked, did that routine for like 6 months. Feltgoodman.
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>>703763755

Yeah, they were always mad, and chased me 'cause they'd been emotionally fucked over and I was a "Nice guy".

You ever heard of "closure"? Or "The rebound"?

This is when women get emotionally fucked over by one guy, and take it out on the next guy.

Once they're done, they feel like they have "Closure" on the bullshit relationship, and they leave the next relationship satisfied and happy that they have their revenge, and go back to chasing jerks.
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>>703764833
No, im the lowest you fucking narcissist
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Yeah definitely. After my relationship before last I basically decided to never date "good enough ". If you act the right way or if you are there at the right time, a pretty average looking guy can get with a 10/10. Main thing are seeming confident, genuine and relatable. Also if you show some weakness it can help get girls to open up to you.
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>>703763755
i swear thats a fucking sofa
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>>703766535

how are you so sure? didnt you read the caption?
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>>703766535
Yep lol
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>>703766535
its almost like it was a joke!!!!
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>>703766535
fucking retard
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>>703766718
>>703766910
>>703766964
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Yeah my boyfriend is waaaay out of my league. Like he's probably a 10/10 for me.
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>>703767172

>gets joke explained
>Oh ok.. nvm har har i was trollen xd
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>>703763755
yes, i have, honestly it was mellow, it just made all of the other girls in my peer group want me that much more, and this was at a point in my life where I had no quims about cheating, so i went for it, and because of this it only lasted 2 months
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her ass looks like a couch
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>>703767312
You live you learn
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>>703767363
Leave
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>>703767379
yup, but the lesson had to be relearned like 5 times
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>>703765150
>amd
Robots aren't girls, op.
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>>703763755
Why does her booty look like a sofa?
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>>703767499
Why do you have autism?
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>>703764102
thats a no then, lol
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>>703765476
your both idiots, the lowest is in some loli thread right now drinking mountain dew
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>>703763755
I kinda like dating girls a little under your league. They'll let you do anything in bed lol. its fun. I have this fat chick i can text whenever i want to bang and she brings me liqour lol. Another protip, pretend to be a photographer looking for a nude models, if a single mom replies with nudes, meet up photo and then just got for it. they are just excited someone still wants to bang them
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>>703763755
>got divorced
>get up with rich girl who was fat but sporty
>rather low count for her age
>srsly, this nigger can do anything
>runs a company
>has great connections-everyone loves her
>plays sportsball like a champ
>fatGrillBJ.exe

I'm not even mad
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>>703768318
forgot:

>live in a fucking mansion after we married
>even bigger mansion once her old-ass parents croak
>did I mention fat-grill BJS?

memes are real
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>>703764446
This.
Also, don't let it eat at you and make you insecure. Lost a super hot grill that way
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I've dated above and below let me help you anon
Above
>pros
-Every one will assume you have a ton of money / are successful
-dudes will show physical signs of jealousy
-people will treat you better
>cons
-if you don't have a ton of money there will be competition
-chick's will coming running at you which if you get caught will ruin your relationship
-guys will hit on your girl and you'll have to fuck their shit up every time you can't back down when you're dating a 10.

Below
>pros
- she'll probably do anything
-no competition
-you can probably have side hoes
-you'll always have a Netflix buddy
-people will think you're nice
>cons
-chick's will think there's something is seriously wrong with you.
-can't take her out and stunt
-when you're not around dudes will harass her thinking she's a easy lay.
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>>703768661
full of shit. if you date below girls will be all over you because they know they are better looking than your gf.
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>tfw i didnt realize how much pussy i couldve gotten in high school
>had actual interests beyond getting high and drunk like 99% of guys in my shitty school
>mfw i recall all those times i was wondering why a girl was acting weird with me, now i realize they wanted me to make some kind of a step first

then i went to college, dropped out and im borderline neet at 26 years old of age with just 1 kiss under my belt

fml
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>>703763755
>Hey /B/ros have you ever dated out of your league?
yeah. workmate, that was in highschool (16 turning 17 when we started), which is basically where my knowledge of how to talk to girls ended so it worked well (i was 19)
>If so how did you do it, what was it like and what where peoples reaction?
1.5 years and most people trundled around saying she was out of my league but they clearly thought it. Expect my mum who straight up said it, which I thought was funny.

Girl was a headcase though, and russian. Basically the same thing t b h. Sex was 3 times a day, and let me do anal a few times but made me pull out when we got a rhythm going. Wouldn't do it again honestly. I personally didn't find her that hot, but I don't really like high maintenance blondes.
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>>703769218
Are you me? Same here, except for the kiss.
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any girl is out of my league
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I ended up with a freaking 9/10 one night - she had just broke up with BF etc. I hit that shit and the entire time I felt like I was fucking a centerfold. She obviously never returned my calls or notes ever not even once. I do know that I hit a bitch that most could only dream about.
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>>703765287
>she also had a complete unwillingness to ever get her hands dirty, both figuratively and literally

What are you a mob enforcer or something?
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I stayed pretty much in my league.
There was one girl though with a banging body. Like holy shit it was good. But she was a bit of a butterface, fucked up teeth and just a kinda weird face.
Wasn't ugly just brought her score down.

Everyone else was just chubby qts.
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>>703765287
I literally just read that and i was literally like whoa
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>>703763755
Old dude here and yeah. I'm average looking guy, look younger than my age though. Normal body and all that.

I date women in my range (40's) down to women in their mid 20's.. Some of them way hotter than I thought I could get and most are 'hot' according to my friends. They mention how they don't understand how I am doing this so here is what I've learned.

It is all in the way you carry yourself!

Be funny, not overbearing or creepy funny.

Don't be clingy and whine. Women hate that.

Again confidence! You ask a woman out and she declines, leave it. I've had that happen and a week after no contact they are back in it. They love the control of saying no and if you accept it and walk they wonder what the fuck happened. They expect you to hang on a bit and if you don't .. you are more attractive to them

LISTEN to women when they want to talk.. I cannot stress this enough. Listen and pick things out of what they are saying to ask about. Even if you don't care women fucking love a man who listens to them.

Lots more but that has always worked for me.
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>>703767886
"Open in a new tab"
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Bottom line is if you punch above your weight with a chuck, your own mind is your biggest enemy.
Seriously, it can be managed but you gotta have some serious self control not to see shirt that simply ain't there (unless she's a cut then maybe it is!)
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>>703769683
Please go on, uncle anon.
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>>703769739
my apologies your lowliness
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>>703763755
>dated lower league
>she was a virgin and 17 yo
>never had a virgin so fuck it
>i fucked her, but was pretty boring
>suddenly all her friends text me
>she had friends in all leagues
>they all wanted the D
>jackpot.wav
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>>703763755
dat ass
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>>703764102
LOL
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>>703765287
did you, if only even once ask her to fuck your dog?
ADMIT IT!!
Admit. IT.
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>>703767886
what's wrong with Mountain Dew?
Do the Dew.
Also check muh dubbz.
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A lot of great replies here keep em coming before this thread gets 404ed or archived!
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>>703769564
Bangin body for reference
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>>703770329
nothing wrong with it, there is just a statistical correlation between mountain dew and /b/
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>>703769782

Spend time on basic appearance and grooming. Don't be a slob. this will sound gay but a signature smell is something women remember you by. If you have to save up for it, spend on a decent cologne or soap. No fucking Axe. Don't drown yourself in whatever you buy. Every single woman I have been around always says they remember the way I smell.. I picked a cologne that I've never heard anyone using around here.

sometimes you have to play the long game.

I have a 26 year old right now that has asked me to meet for dinner or drinks a few times. The first time I lied and declined because I wasn't up to going out that night. She is used to men accepting right away because she is gorgeous. Not she is off a bit wondering why I declined.

A few weeks later she hints that she wants to meet up and I tell her that I'd be good with that but my schedule the next two weeks is fucked with work and kid. Now she is in the position of waiting and wondering why I'm not dropping everything to go out. She also knows that I am seeing another woman.

I just messaged her today to let her know I'm down to go out next weekend and she responds immediately with smileys and shit. I am now in control of that situation and it's easy mode from here.
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>>703763755
ive always dated out of my league
ive dated 2 models before.. current girlfriend could model but wouldn't.. all 10s...

i myself am about a 6... but i sort of have a dark artist image i guess you could say. it attracts hot artsy girls

people just think i have good game...
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>>703770702
>signature smell
I always tried to have no smell at all. Not bad and not good. Guess I was wrong.
T
hanks for all the advice.
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>>703768391
post pics
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>>703763755
There is no such a thing as out of your league. Womens are inferior and should submit to their masters
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>>703763755
She asked me on a dating app about something funny in the background of my profile pic(cant remeber what it was). We wrote alot, dated, the usual stuff till she became my gf. Man I can tell you when we walked through the mall every guy looked at her, then at me and then at her again in disbelieve. I mean I'm not an ugly motherfucker but she was absolutely out of my league. But after a year I fucked up and all I got left is a vid of her riding me and some asspics that I still fap to from time to time.

Pic related it's her
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>>703769515
means she didn't like touching his dink
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>>703769218
Could have at least finished your degree, you jackass.
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>>703763755
My girlfriend is ridiculously rich, and I'm below the poverty line. I don't like like a poor schlub, and she thinks I'm funny and sweet. Pretty much everybody she knows thinks poorly of her for dating me, but she thinks they're all assholes anyway so it's no big deal.
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I'd say she was out of my league for the time. I don't think I'm super ugly but not that good looking to get a girl like this.
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>>703772752
well where's the video
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>>703773949
moar pls
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>>703773949
yeah but thats her best possible angle, to be fair to you anon.
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No but I did fuck a girl way outa my league.
>be me, at the club
>drunk off my ass
>blackout for a few hours
>next memory fucking
>girl is straight up 8/10, blonde, petite but big tits
Normally I got no game at all. Wish I could remember how I did it and transfer the knowledge to sober life.
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>>703774464
>>703774380
Not this one?
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>>703770055
check'd
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>>703774540
Or this one?
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Currently doing this actually. I'm probably a 6.5/10 on a good day. Girl I'm seeing is easily a 9/10.
20 y/o blonde tennis player. Big tits/great tight ass. For once she similar hobbies as myself, and she smokes weed.
It's just a shame she's a whore because I could have seen myself marry this girl.
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Fuck yo couch nigga!
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>>703764307
Yeah usually they slang weed
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>>703764102
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>>703763755
no because everything is within my league
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Nah but I flirted with a few chicks I sperged out and couldn't keep it together And seal the deal I was just flabbergasted that this chick is even looking at me like that
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>>703774602
Well fuck. A round of applause for you Sir.
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>>703774912
Clearly a butter face
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>>703764102
Kek
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>>703774950
Cause looking back on it idk what she saw in me. She was also I think 3 inches taller
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>>703763755
Pretty attractive dude. Dated "out of my league" as in people who weren't as attractive as me.

>how did i do it?
I liked thier personality
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>>703775017
clearly don't feel like putting my face on the internet. I'm no model but around an 7/10 for face, which is good enough as a guy. got nice thick dark hair and apparently my eyes and smile are my strong point. I have a small chin on the flipside... (time for that beard to start growing)
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>>703774346
I won't share the video but because I'm a generous person I'll give you one of the pics
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>>703775254
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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dated this gem

>redhead
>blue eyes
>hot body with great tits
>cute, sweet and warm voice
>petite, barely over 5ft

completely lucked out
>friends pull me out to a pub, normally my fridays were just sitting at home playing vidya, watching animus and fapping
>1 friends goes to the restroom, the other goes to bring us another pint round
>as im sitting there alone kind of just looking into nothingness, alcohol slowly hitting me, she sits next to me and just says her name and starts talking to me about some random shit
>at first im in complete shock, think im already so fucked up im seeing things
>eventually snap out of it and start talking to her
>finally ask what is she doing at our table
>tells me her she saw her ex come into the pub and wanted to make him jelly
>im like, yeah whatever im not your fucking plaything bitch (actual words i said)
>she stops for a second, smirks a little and continues talking, stops with random chit chat and starts asking me my name, who im with etc.
>friends come back and she introduces herself and soon says shes has to leave and if id mind walking her to a taxi
>get her number etc
>didnt have nay hopes really, 2 days later on sunday she texts me if i want to get some icecream
>reject her at first (trying to be alpha n shit) and then spend whole evening regretting it, thinking i blew my only chance to get something close to a date with her
>silence during the week, already trying to forget it even happened
>on thursday she texts if id like to go out on friday
>start hanging out and all that bullshit, end up dating for over a year

and all that because i in my drunkeness i blurted out "im not your plaything bitch"
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>>703775323
She's clearly Arab dipshit.
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>>703775323
Actually she's from sri lanka but was adopted by a white family as a baby. No nignog behaviour at all
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I'll tell my story

>be me
>17years old
>only white guy in class filled with sandnigger
>white 8/10 girl join at start of the next year
>friends for a year
>had piecing
>I dislike them
>end of the year
>girl from our class get married
>we get invited
>she makes a deal with me if i wear a tie she wears a string
>be stupid af fuck not getting the hints
>night of the marrige
>hotel in germany where the wedding was
>3room 5beds
>3 girl 2 guys
>i take top room with 2 seperate bad
>late that night she lays in my bed when i go upstairs
>tell her thats my bed
>tell me "now its mine"
>get in there with her
>only shirt and the string
>long story short all i had on in the end was the tie
>few years later
>still dating, it hard staying with her cause she get loads of attention from hot guys
>argue from time to time
>she is ignoring me for 5 days now
>might break up
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>>703775254
small dick fuckboy
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>>703775247
>self rate 7/10
>good enough as a guy
Face is really important. Even on men.
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>>703775477
good to hear then. still got those stretch marks that are so visible with dark skins.
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watch this movie you stupid cunts
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>>703763755
I am a fat 40 year old hairy guy with no money. I've been hanging out with this 23 year-old cutie , we also fucked couple of times.
I guess I've been honest and a good friend for her from the start, never judged her, and always point her to the right direction without any judgement. I am also a smooth talker and a funny guy, so that's why she digs me, I think. I also never insisted on having sex, I was always in control of my desires and never been jealous or high maintenance. Honestly I've had enough sex to know there are other things that are more important in a relationship. Oh, I am also married with a son that I love, she knows about it, and that is the reason we are not in a relationship, and to be honest I am loving it, because I know my insecurities will kill any love we have between us otherwise. I wiould def,n,tely turn into this possessing mean freak, because I really love her. But it is still a boast to my ego, to know that she was willing to fuck me, an ugly married older guy, even though it is against her morals. It is great to know someone can see and love the real person that you are, even if it is forbidden.
For the first time in my life, I feel ok and complete. I am mature enough to know that this won't last, but I am ok with that too.
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>>703775768
but this guy is handsome tho
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>>703775638
I know, I don't rate myself above average, it's sort of the average I've received from different people. yes one of those people was my grandmother (you are basically an attractive version of your father) but large majority were girls around my age. I think overall I'm rated pretty high cause I don't have anything "weird" with my body, I'm not really social but i'm still a friendly dude that people like to talk to. I just got my reputation as a chill guy and good (bed) partner early on in highschool and that just carried itself.
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>>703775254
>>703775717

You just need a better black booty like I have anon
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>>703765287

if she was a hard working, well educated, functionally 10/10 can she even be entitled? Surely a hard working, well educated, 10/10 actually deserves the best life has to offer.
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random test
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>>703776156
that aint black, son. that's light brown. latino or halfblood
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>>703776135
timestamp on butt
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>>703776281
the fuck?
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>>703775768
Yeah first of all this is a movie with stereotypical romantic plot

Second of all this
>>703776093
He's a movie star. He's actually probably out of her league lol.
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>>703776255
Half. Total babe though.

I'm dating a regular ol white girl now that doesn't have a massive delicious ass, but that's alright.
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>>703776281
Gotta prove it's your body. guess you could do togtfo, but if that is your body, only place with cleavage is your ass
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>>703776613
>>703776345
misclick
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ive never dated outside of the orient
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>>703765287
are you the one with the dog fucking fetish?
chekm
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>>703776413
I know my halfbloods when I see them. pic related. no that's not blur, she's actually horribly deformed :^)

>>703776674
gotcha
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>>703776697
no he only sucks cock
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>>703770470
Nice titties
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>>703776194
>>703776194
this fam. should have married.
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>>703774912
You look like shit
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>>703777280
that's fine, man
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>>703766535

I think you may be long lost royalty.

You see, the King of Sofas once had a single heir, Todd-Edward. Little Todd-Ed was a wee lad. But he disappeared one day and the King of Sofas died in despair, meaning his sole heir was next in line to be the new king! But I think we have found him.
I think it's you. Yes, it's clear!

YOU ARE SOFA KING WEE TODD-ED!
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I didn't get a shitload of hints from a 9/10 sweetheart with even similar interests like mine when I was a fatty back in the days.

Thinking back of her demanding me is so surreal.

End of story: She tried for months, I kept beeing tho fool I was, she hit another dick, I hit the gym.
We're both in a pretty solid relationship now but I think back of her from time to time and it still messes up my feels.

We never talked it out.
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Dated one girl on for a couple years who was out of my league. Her family hated it, she used to tell me the mean shit they'd say about me. Her dad even sat me down for a "man to man" conversation where he said things like "you don't fit in to the plan i have for my daughter. What do you hae to offer her?" and "it's too late for you, but she still has a chance to make something of herself." The conversation ended with him making a plea for me to break things off with her.
They eventually got through to her and she said some really unnecessary hurtful things to me when she broke it off. They were totally right though. 10 years later I still creep on her through social media and agree she is much better off without me. Nice while it lasted though. Best time of my life
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can't find any girl to love me back. oh well i guess i'll just beat my meat till im dead
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I've somehow landed this beautiful creature. Still no idea how, but hey... Not complaining.
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>>703779062

hey bro, if you're really happy you have a particular gf, here's some advice...Stop posting her on /b/ nobhead.
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hey /b/ros how do i ask a girl out? i'm like 5'9" and im kind of big, not fucking stereotypical fat american, but well-sized
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>>703780576
"well-sized"
no you're overweight. say it like it is, accept it, work on it.
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Ya, everyone tried to fuck her. It was tiring.
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Leagues don't exist.
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>>703764102
Rip
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>>703781282
This. Not worth the hassle
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>>703779062
Too bad she's all over the normal/nude pic thread. She a slut mate. Sending pics to everyone.
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>>703782291
Either this is a shit attempt at Bait or your dumb. Because it's not like I'd be the one posting them, not at all.
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>>703782480
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>>703782519
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>>703782480
link to thread?
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>>703782584
404ed
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>>703763755

I had more courage back in the day, thats how I did it then.
Some years passed and I dated one chick through a good word of friends of mine.
Dating hot chicks rsults often in dating more hot chicks, its a snowball effect. After some time I had kind of a harem at my place for around one year, we drank together, went partying I got to know more people but shit got stale and now Im a beta faggot who is more concerned about his education than his past life.
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i'm ugly as a stone, but most girl i've slept with have been pretty hot! Wouldn't date out of my league though, my confidence couldn't handle people looking and talking.
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>>703763755

I consider myself dating out of my league currently. I'm not particularly bad looking, she's just beautiful. But we're both weird and have good chemistry, so I guess it works.
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>>703782480
Timestamp shoe on the head with her. Otherwise you're the dumb shut-in stalker.
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>>703782870
You sir give me hope! Don't worry what people say you got yourself a rocking ass girlfriend to show off!
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>>703763755
Most of her friends and family tried to convince her not to date me.
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>>703763755
Nice chair.
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>>703783425
Fuck! How'd that feel?
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>>703764307
Cuz they rich
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>>703783585
Thanks got it off craigslist.
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>>703783055
Nigger we've been dating 2 Weeks and we're both at work. You care to much about things on the internet to not be the shut in stalker.
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I think i've been both ways.
I was one of the best looking guys at my school, and alot of girls fancied me. But due to no game/other interests i never pursued it. I dont wanna sound too full of myself, but thats just how things were. Alot of 9/10 girls, one in particular 10/10. And this was at literally the best grammar school/sixth form in the UK, girls there were clever, not slutty, hot but didnt know it type of thing.
3 girls in particular stand out. i had a shot with one of them, a woman i consider to this day the best looking girl i've ever met. but she lost interest when i found out i smoked (so i guess she wasnt that great). another one i pulled the casablanca line on at a party, y'know the line i'm talking about, and made out with. but she was too sensible/sensitive. the third one was perfect, but i left to go to uni shortly after making a move on her. i've kindve drifted..

when i was 15 i went out with a real dog for a year. well, she werent that bad, probably 4/10. she loved to give head, and i had bad phimosis at the time, so my dick really must've tasted bad. but she never complained. she loved to party, and for what its worth we had good fun. my parents didnt like her, and many of my friends told me i could do better/she was ugly, which pissed me off alot at the time. (pissed off at them).

the next girl i was with for 4 years. actually only broke up back in jan. gorgeous half asian/english girl, remarkably clever, and beyond caring. i treated her badly in hindsight, i couldve done alot more for her. i imagine most guys would fall in love with her. everyone i knew was exceedingly happy for me. and i did it mostly through alcohol tbh. when your a first year at uni, alot of girls will flock to you if you can prove yourself to be the life and soul of a party, and booze kind've made me that guy.

i've changed alot since college, i definatly dont look as good as i used to. if there are any college kids reading this, dont abuse alcohol to get confidence.
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>>703774648
monster dick?
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>>703763755

I've always dated out of my league, it's been fun and exciting at the start of things, but then turned into complete shit because of WAY too different lifestyles.

I try to adapt to them as much as possible, relate, lie and manipulate. At some point they see me for what I am and then they KEEP going because we've gotten in too deep to stop. Then at some point the fighting starts, the bitterness sweeps in, and they know they can drag themselves away. The longest I've kept the ruse on was 2 years and 7 moths, then I wait around for years and get a new one. And then it just repeats.

Just don't do it, it's incredibly stupid and a waste of life. The last one to dump me was what I thought was my soulmate too, so i slacked on the lying and tried to change a little, but a liar is always a liar I guess
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>>703784522
Wow anon that was real af
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>>703784693
This actually sounds a bit like me

But it seems like they never realize I'm a shitty dude until I dump them.. Then continue to fuck them for a year in and off while they think we might get back together
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>>703763755
I feel as though I dont have a league and just like real life I talk to whomever I want
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When I was in high school I started dating an ugly (I'd say 5/10) American girl for about two weeks just because she helped me learn english and she was extremely persistent. I tried to keep it a secret but some people found out.. it was too embarrassing for me so I just started dating another girl and never talked to her again, she eventually moved back to the US.
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>>703766535
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>>703763755
i'm dating way out of my league for 6 and a half years now. always feeling unworthy of her.
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>>703763755
I don't date, not my choice. I always end up being everyone else's wing man because the pressure is too much for me to ask someone else out
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>>703764540
you need therapy
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I don't really feel like she was out of my league, but my ex wife did get frequent comments about how I lucky I got. Pic related, she actually sent a message suggesting we get back together just earlier this morning
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>>703773949
>>703774540
>>703774602
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Once dated girl I thought was out of my league. In my experience it's more about dominance than looks. Girl was very hot and dominant. Didn't like her personality, started dating because she showed interested, but my plan all along was to dump her because I know that she's spoiled little princess. Best thing is until I started dating her girls weren't really interested in me, but as soon I was taken I had opportunities coming. After I dumped her I gained massive confidence boost which helped me a lot. Turned my life since then. Even got a brand new bimmer from my dad. Best part is she saw me driving with my cousin from other county, got jelly, went clubbing and ended up in a gangland.
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>>703763755
>>703770028
thats a fucking couch you tards
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>>703763755
Pic related is my current girlfriend. So yeah I would say I am dping pretty well for myself
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>>703791561
you dating an egg?
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>>703791799
What?
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>>703764102
Rekt
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>>703791561
Looks like fatter Alexis Texas without makeup.
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>>703791561
Really makes you think
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>>703771027
If you can remember a woman by her perfume, they can too. Smell is actually the most powerful way to make you remember something.
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>be me
>not a complete manchild and/or social retard
>have a job
>responsible
>have hot wife because i can function normally in society
>feels good mang
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>>703763755
No, I've always dated below my league, but that's because in hindsight, I have self-esteem issues, but so did all my ex's. Dayum.
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>>703793226
Can't stand perfumed/cologned people in the gym. Like dafuq. I'm trying to get a pump not a boner (no homo).
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>>703776194
>well educated
>marine biology

That's housewife-tier. She's an obvious daddy's princess, and that shit is annoying.
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>>703764133
Same though, my first three were way beneath me but I was young and awkward and didn't know how to talk to the girls I actually wanted.

Still don't regret it though, only regret losing my virginity to my second girlfriend. Should've either manned up and fucked the first one (we were both underage and didn't want to risk kids or our parents finding condom wrappers) or waited and fucked the third.
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I'm not sure, the three gf's I've had were 8 or 9/10 imo. Alot of people throught the years always said they were pretty too. I've never thought about it much bc I dont think I'm totally hideous. No idea what I have going for me anyway.
Getting a hot bitch is weird though because you basically won but you know for a fact she's being checked out by others especially when you aren't with her. I guess that's kinda the downside
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>>703763755
>/B/
MOOOOOOODS
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>>703767625

Not enough oxygen during childbirth
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>>703770055
Looks they just realized they havent showered in weeks.
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>>703784375
Post a pic of you too toghether you must have one in your phone
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>>703784375
And one of you with timestamp
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There's no such thing as league only type... is what I tell myself to help me sleep at night.
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I managed to get this one girl's number a few days ago who I'm pretty into. After a couple of convos though text, she hasn't replied in 2 days. Am I curved or what? I went to high school with her.
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>>703791108
Damn anon. Thats the kinda looking girl I wanna have.
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>>703784522
>this was at literally the best grammar school/sixth form in the UK
So you went to Sharnbrook too!
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>>703775324
If the "gem" is pic related she's more like a shiny rock.
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>>703796625

she's wayyyy out of my league by the way
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>>703765404
>doesn't matter
>had sex
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>>703763755
I said her that i loved her.
>She believed it
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>>703797617

>choking on tears so hard he made a typo
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>>703776064
That's deep
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>>703775254
Why would someone shit in your bed like that and why the fuck would you take a picture of it?
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Younger girls love older guys, do you see what they have to put up with in the 18-25 bracket these days? Whiny little entitled faggots with stupid hair or semi retarded social shut ins
Girls want to bang their daddy not their annoying little brother
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Yes. Be funny and innocently pick on her little quirks she has. Have good hygiene and at least try to make yourself presentable. Ask to hang out with her or if she wants to grab something to eat after work. Drink alcohol. That's it. Into their pants you go.
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