Let's have a cringe thread
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's have a cringe thread
>>703743474
>a little extra
>at a lost for why
in denial 101
>>703743765
Fucking nu-males
>>703743607
taping his sign to the grass, 10/10.
>>703743591
what is even happening in this guy's head? i mean fuck, did he think she would get turned on at the thought of him tugging his pin dick to her and msg back..
>>703743607
Such a punchable fucking face.
>>703743607
I wonder if anyone joined
>>703743765
is that his gf in the profile pic? ..he's doing quite well for himself.
>>703743902
ill post more punchable faces
>>703744080
>>703743949
topest of keks
>>703743949
Moses is pure gold.
>>703744119
>>703743921
Look how far away he's set up from the other stalls. I'm guessing he turned up without permission, demanded to be included, was denied and then set up his stall at the far end of the space.
Who would be seen leaving the crowd to go walking along across that empty space to talk with him?
>>703744148
>>703744148
holy shit ..im staying away from this guy, obvious warrior
>>703744176
>>703744188
>protein - 36g
GAINZ
>>703744331
I had to skip leg day because of diabeetus.
>>703744188
saturated fat too, even worse, wtf are they putting in this thing
>>703744148
We're no strangers to love...
>>703744331
38g achtuelly. Practically a super protein shake.
>>703744363
Top kek
>>703744176
>>703744148
That's a sick van.
>>703744188
Looks great.
>>703744188
>Trans Fat 2.5g
Triggered, there should be equal rights for trans fats!
>>703744210
>>703744210
>the receding hairline
>the poor attempt in covering up
>the round ass face
>that dumb expression
>that fucking god damn slice of toast hanging out of this fucking retards face
>the obese body type
I'm at a lack of words
>>703744046
I bet 'she' has a cock.
>>703744579
you know what makes it cringier? the fact that someone numbered the posts although they are in order
>>703743902
"Furry club, huh, well, at least he doesn't look like a fucking asshole --- wait, no, he really does."
>>703743949
Yes, Moses, Yes!
>>703744148
I want that coat
>>703744148
Jewish Highlander?
>>703744737
God damn, I read that as "Curry club" and was thinking it isn't really THAT cringy, but now...
>>703744841
Connor McBris
>>703743607
For a moment I thought it read 'Curry Club' and I was like 'Well that's a bit weird but fine, what's the hassle?'
>I'm too dumb for this world.
>>703744925
>>703744883
Wait wha-
>>703744947
Welcome to the hivemind
>>703744455
checked
>>703744640
>toast
It's literally just bread. The guy took a slice of bread and put it in his mouth and took a picture. Sad thing is this whole picture was probably planned months in advance.
>>703744947
They aren't the only ones. I've never had curry but even I read that at first.
>>703744607
who the fuck leaves their sleeping baby unattended?
>>703745062
Millennials
>>703743591
Fuck, that's a cousin of someone I know. That's cringe in real life
>>703745024
Its toast, it just looks like white bread because the entire top is slathered in butter
>>703745153
>>703743949
Moses, first prophet of kek
>>703743607
sure does make it appealing when you have sunglasses that say 'furfag'
>>703745153
>>703745062
- White trash
- Niggers
- Refugees from Syria
- Gypsies
- Russian tourists
- Bipolar women
- Junkies
Atleas in my city the list looks like that.
>>703744210
15 people like it. when i post something nobody likes it. so how is this cringe when my faggot worthless 4chin life is worse? fuckoff nigger.
>>703744607
That's it. I was planning on not doing it and getting a therapist but this does it. Today I jump off a bridge. Humanity is lost.
>>703744739
i don't think that guy understands the concept of atheism...
>>703743818
Hahaha i have never noticed that.
Fucking wow.
>>703744883
He actually reminds me of the leader of the local BDSM club. Yes, he's *very* public about it and hands out cards trying to recruit people, fronting the whole thing as some sort of lifestyle choice, while the fact is the only way he can hope to get his dick wet is by hooking up with girls even cringier than himself. He actually outcringes most things I've seen in these threads, pity I don't have a photo.
>>703745397
They never do.
>>703745388
he probably talks to people who share his interests. he could be a genuinely nice person besides being weird.
>>703744578
>>703745397
Like most fedoratipping neckbeard faggots who believe there's a contest going on.
>>703745527
Why do people think it's a good idea to make these?
>>703745527
>>703744640
HOOOOOOWWW CAN YOU SEEEEE INTO MY EYYYEES LIKE OPEN DOOOORRRRS
ive been shadow banned
>>703744475
this will give me nightmares.
thanks
>>703745592
Is "funny" and "cute".
>>703744148
You want my virginity?
You will have to best me for it!
>>703745603
>>703745478
What is with all these people making BDSM public lately?
>>703745527
"When suddenly fedora" WTF Fucking fat fucking FAT ASS. I want to punch his fucking teeth right out of that fucking retarded mouth I swear to god I'm going to fucking rape his dogs
>>703745592
"People"?
>>703744148
Im tempted to call this one a win tbh.
https://youtu.be/tVfKnnkg4qc
fat time
luv this thread
>>703745774
>>703745748
for real tho. that van is provoking my envy.
>>703745669
Kek
>>703745797
>>703745514
dont talk shit about boogie, boogie is awesome
>>703745697
Guess it's the flip side of modern indivitualism. We're supposed to be open and proud about everything, and some people don't have much else to be proud about other than what allegedly floats their boat.
Not his dead wife, that was some faggot on reddit started that rumor
>>703745832
>>703745871
>>703745888
>>703745603
He looks like a banana.
>>703745517
his tard stare put her in a wheelchair
>>703745774
holy fucking shit
>>703744739
I pity "science" obsessed atheists. Science is so beautiful and exciting, and they ruin it with their desire to make everything as boring as they are.
>>703743576
>three waifus
>>703745888
>>703745911
check them fat trips n dubs
>>703745697
Probably some SJW bullshit about respecting unorthodox sexual practices. They have to be close to hitting the bottom of the degeneracy barrel at this point.
>>703745870
If the dead wife rumour was true, his friends are pretty shitty demanding pictures and asking to meet up.
>>703744176
Your typical ShartMart customer
>>703745951
>>703745985
>>703744188
No-one who looks up nutrional facts will eat this thing.
>>703745999
>>703745888
>>703745911
man, im on a roll, more trips,
>>703744119
that is one ugly merchant
>>703743949
This is a win you mong
>>703745963
It isn't true, it was literally one reddit post.
>>703745888
nice trips
>>703746035
>>703745999
cringe? looks more like comedy to me, pretty good too
>>703744188
Holy fuck. That actually gave me a slight panic attack.
>>703745716
godspeed anon
>>703745999
>Tired of not being able to go to the mall because everybody thinks I ate Taylor Swift
>>703745871
>Butterknife boi
>>703746064
Did...did they fuck?
Do I even want to know?
>>703745911
It's never good when the guys have bigger breasts than the women
>>703746081
Yeah, the cringiest thing here is probably the people thinking that she can't possibly be joking.
>>703745832
Is that whale picking food off its clothing? It should be illegal to enable this level of obesity. I'd fucking slash its tires for him.
>>703745871
Is that Magda Szubanski?
>>703744579
I didn't know this is a rage thread
>>703744188
holy shit. that is more than twice the calorie amount i take in in a day. that's disgusting.
>>703745603
ylyl
>>703745514
The thing is that boogie is being ironic about his white-ism
>>703746267
You only eat 1200 calories a day? Are you a skeleton or just a manlet?
>>703745716
Lost to this cringe OC
>>703745388
Just surround yourself with weeaboo losers Anon
>>703744607
Trans people are completely mentally stable gaiz!
>>703746178
It's his dad
>>703745871
raise yhell and eat cornbreead yee eyeeee
>>703744637
This has to be the retard class.
>>703746064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
>>703746397
so yes?
>>703746397
so did they fuck?
>>703746331
i'm 5'7'' and around 123lbs. the shitty thing is just that all my fat goes to my tummy so i don't want to eat much.
>>703744475
why is it hard as fuck too? like ready to nut in someone's knee hole
>>703746466
tragically this dude has a man made vagina and is still a dude. i don't care how many traps you faggots fap to. this piece of shit needs to go.
>>703746494
Do situps
>>703745517
Good god the grease.
>Implying she wouldn't dismiss him right away because of his disability
she looks half shrek
>>703743949
fucking lost
>>703744578
This isnt cringe, this is just sad
>>703745514
He's assembled the five jewels of beetus! God help us all...
>>703745985
>armpit hair
Fucking hell
>>703743833
Honestly dont get this one
>>703744637
is this what american special ed looks like?
>>703743949
>>703744013
>>703744210
>>703744995
str8 winners
>>703745153
omfg milf
>>703743765
His gf looks fucking hot
A guy like him with a girl like that
Fellas this proves there is hope for /b/ after all
>>703745392
write the suicide letter saying tumblr and their gender libtard bullying bullshit made you do it.
>>703744578
this makes me feel hollow inside.
Thanks for reminding me I'm still alone
>>703746732
it's standard schooling
>>703746872
At least you don't pose with a girl you like with a big shit eating grin.
>>703746816
>hot
>>703744637
Holy shit my sides. This is hilarious, man.
>>703746928
true
>>703744995
>>703746494
How about doing more than just sitting on the computer all day?
>>703743818
I didnt notice until i read this holy fuck i lost
>>703745951
I wouldn't like her when she's angry
>>703744188
I'm an overweight fuck and that's more calories than I eat in a day
America what the fuck are you doing
>>703746035
How the fuck do you get forearms like that?
>>703743474
>unironicly drawing a red LoL with an arrow pointing to a random word
>being just as cringe as the fat virgin
>>703747095
Fighting Bluto
>>703745888
You can see the eternal hunger in her eyes
>>703745514
You leave him alone, the man is a saint
>>703747095
lymphedema
>>703744578
the only cringe is heR G8ABT SPATULA HANDS WTF IS SHE A MAN
>>703745951
he looks like a downie slav
>>703747044
how do you know me? well i do need to find a job but i'm depressive and so on.
>>703746035
that are her arms, the rest is fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZrDKd1WIM
>>703747049
>Hurr I hate le cod xdd I play bf thats best gaem ever rite 9gag??? XD
Fuck off you bandwagonning childish faggot. Ghosts is one of the worst CoD games but still better than other modern FPSes.
>>703743949
>>703745716
Don't involve the dogs faggot
Dogs are sacred.
>>703743866
>check your fedora privilege
Fake asf
>>703747244
This isn't funny, just sad
>>703747385
i'd still fuck her though
>>703745697
Well, trannies and fags dont have to hide any more so why should they?
>>703747244
>when the head teacher makes you wait while the aspie kid has his 5 minutes of attendance
>>703745856
Fuck that fat fuck boogie. He needs to stop fucking eating.
>>703747512
>BDSM = LGBT
what?
>>703747512
they should though
>>703747433
>i like arcade shooters because i was born without reflexes and basic motor skills and cant handle having more than one situation thrown at me over and over again.
>tactical shooters suck because i suck at them
fuck off faggot bf is the best fps game so far
>>703747577
No, he's trying to say that if one group of sexual deviants is accepted then these ones should be too
>>703746151
> Tired because I ate Taylor Swift
>>703747456
you little nigger bitch
>>703747665
>BF
>Tactical shooter
>>703744637
is there a version with sound for this?
>>703747711
why the fuck did he shoot the dog?
>>703744176
>>703747734
>>703747665
Reflexes and motor skills are the cornerstones of arcadey FPS games you fucking cretin
>>703747785
dog was clearly aggressive
>>703747665
>implying
>>703747711
Edgy 12 year old detected
>>703744578
Poor fella. I've been there, but had enough self-awareness to get out of it.
>>703744119
>#FormOverFunction
is this white nigga serious?
>>703746702
The code red is the worst.
I know its red poison. But it tastes so fucking good.
>>703747665
Man battlefield is another arcade shooter, slightly less than cod
If you want tactical get insurgency, arma or squad
>>703745951
i'd say yes, because she looks like a tengu
>>703747711
You really showed him! Pansexual faggot..
>>703745774
his guts want to get out of there!
>>703747984
bitch looks norwegien at best
>>703748005
im actually omnisexual you little prick
>>703744148
Go go gadget FUCK MY HAT IS GONE
>>703747711
BAHAHAHAHA Oh look, a pussy ass nigger who likes to pick on things smaller than him. You are not going to die peacefully.
>>703745911
>>703746725
A norteno flipping off a sureno gang tag. At least I think so, either way it's gay as fuck
>>703744176
I don't see what's wrong with this guy, maybe his hair is a little weird and- ohhhhhhhh
>>703747847
Nah mate, dog wasn't being aggressive at all.
Dudes just a chickenshit with a gun.
>>703748199
You can see the sorrow already setting in because he knows he'll never be near naked females again without a currency transaction taking place.
>>703748148
bahahaha oh look, another 14 year old who still hasnt realized that karma doesnt fucking exist.
its cute really
>>703748227
This +1000. The only people who don't like dogs or go so far as to abuse animals are simply pussies who are too chickenshit to attack humans. They are sub-human.
>>703745177
doubts dont lie, but please, prove it
>>703748227
you're literally blind.
that dog came charging out of the door.
there are leash laws for a reason
>>703745697
Sweet watch, doggo.
>>703745774
>>703745774
>>703745774
Why does his fucking belly look like a burn victim!?
>>703746035
suuuper
>>703748261
Uhh nobody said shit about karma you twat. I can just tell with your attitude that you will not pass away peacefully in your sleep. You're a coward, and cowards always die unpleasant deaths.
>>703746494
the "fat goes to my tummy" thing is just because you don't work out. if you work out the fat won't go to your tummy. it will instead be muscle going to your everywhere. try it sometime.
>>703748298
Shooting it is going way to fucking far though
>>703744148
Cringe thread. Not pure fucking alpha!
>>703748345
how do cowards die unpleasant deaths if not from an influence of supernatural force?
or do you have proper statistics to back up the claim?
>>703748298
Stupid nigger, leash laws only apply to a dog that is not on the owner's property. That pussy ass nigger is just that, a pussy, like you.
>>703747785
Because he's American. They like shooting living things for no reason.
>>703748385
yeah you be the kind dog loving chap everyone likes and try to baby talk it as its charging you before it lunges for your throat and you realize its a pit bull.
just go in with the "all dogs are good dogs" attitude and im sure youll be fine
>>703747817
Cheeky cunt
>>703747283
>pepsi
>>703748400
Nobody has done a study as far as I know, it's mostly just anecdotal and an opinion formed from dozens of articles I have read over the years. Simply put, you are sub-human, and you should be treated as such.
>>703748435
i hope a dog rips your throat out one day you white knight faggot.
>>703747711
ATF?
>>703748452
You don't fucking shoot it like a coward, especially when there is a fucking occupied house behind it. You it down with your body like a fucking man. Literally kill yourself you disgrace.
>>703743725
>lots of attention
I don't know but I just can't hate people like this. I feel they are trying hard and I should at least amuse them.
>>703748369
god no, i don't want any muscles. i want my fat to go to my butt for example. that could really need some fat but no it has to go to my tummy.
>>703748298
>>703748452
>>703748511
>I'm a fucking coward and dogs scare me.
>When I'm scared I should always shoot, because me being scared gives me the right to kill someone elses dog while I'm on their property.
>I'm afraid of fucking everything.
>>703748452
I live in AUS, nobody has gun. If a dog charges me, I deal with it. If i die, Natural selection is weeding out the weak bastards that can't survive a dog.
>>703747958
Maybe he is a brony,but this is sad
>>703748617
Ugh disgusting trap detected
>>703748508
so many articles you've read over the years claim that cowardice people tend to die worse deaths on average?
what are you reading?
the bible?
>>703748511
Stupid nigger. That fucking monkey is not only NOT a cop, but the nigger shoots the dog on the owner's property WITH THE OCCUPIED HOUSE ON THE OTHER SIDE. This is why niggers shouldn't have guns. I have been attacked by a large dog, and I handled it with my hands, like a man. Hang yourself chump.
>>703745774
Dafuq happened to Jon Snow?
>>703748645
This.
>>703748645
which is why intelligence puts us at the top of the food chain. but we are intelligent enough to know that we can be taken down a few notches ourselves. so we prepare.
guns are and extension of our knowledge.
survival of the fittest. except in this day and age the fittest is the smartest
>>703743591
Pretty alpha tbh
>>703743474
He is pretty much okay actually
>>703748673
Are you being intentionally obtuse? I'm simply talking about people who do something cowardly or wrong and then they turn around and get fucked up a short time later. It is nothing more than coincidence but there is something to be side for people with bad attitudes and sticky ends. If I were to jump out of a plane a dozen times a day for the next ten years chances are one day my chute won't open.
>>703748773
Uhh no, you twat. Not when a person with an IQ of 65 like you is able to purchase a gun at his or her leisure.
>>703748452
If you can't stop a dog that size charging at you without a firearm you deserve to die.
>>703748645
Don't argue with Amerifats anon, they love shooting things.
>>703748801
"Hello, I'd like to apply for the open position."
>>703745385
What city are you from?
>>703748789
then thats chance and has nothing to do with your character.
you related cowardice people to bad deaths.
then claimed you dont believe in karma.
then proceeded to prove it scientifically, with an analogy based on chance.
an equal chance any human would have regardless.
>>703746035
The worst part about this is that she looks she would be kinda hot if she was thin and normal.
Shut the fuck up about gun issues, you're all the cringy ones here
>>703744579
>Music can't have viruses
>MFW
>>703745797
>377 people liked this
>>703748855
im sure his job description didnt include "gladiator battles with lakriesha's hound on tuesdays."
ignorant fuck
>>703743607
First rule of furry club, don't talk about furry club.
Fresh OC coming in.
>>703743591
Alpha as fuck
>>703749006
what are the other rules
>>703748801
that guy must have an awfully dry mouth and bad mouth hygiene.
>>703748974
I suppose it did include shooting other people's dogs because he's too much of a pussy to handle it himself.
>>703743474
Know what's really upsetting about this one? The guy's potentially a handsome man if he wasn't so fucking fat.
>>703744578
She's there for him, always...
... unless of course she's busy banging a guy with hair on his head
>>703744176
If I saw someone like that id think to myself that he just lost a bet.
>>703749093
>the pic
That doesn't change the fact that they are chinks
>>703745774
At Five Guys burgers no less...
>>703749078
he shouldve used a harpoon.
>>703743607
>his glasses say "fur fag"
>>703748896
>Sweet gif
>being this stupid though
My point is this. The type of people who take pleasure in abusing living things are, logically, more prone to finding themselves in situations where personal safety is at risk, either by other people, the target of abuse, or authorities.
A person who sells drugs is more likely to be arrested for trafficking, and a murderer would be more likely to be killed by a person defending themselves than perhaps just a random person they run into at the store. etc. etc. etc.
>Pro Tip: Just think logically
When I said "cowards" I wasn't talking about some dude that hides out in his basement because he is afraid of the world. I was talking about people like animal abusers, who are prone to dangerous and irresponsible behavior.
Cowardice comes in many shapes and sizes.
>>703749255
>>703748773
>survival of the fittest.
>when guns are so the weakest can survive
>>703748328
>>703749351
I almost puked
>>703745392
good
>>703744579
I get so mad every time I read this.
i hope these cringelords frequent /b/ so they can see themselves getting shit on
nothing would please me more
>>703744841
Now we need hitler-kurgan..
>>703749354
to make everything you just said true, then "cowards" would have to be impulsive as well.
and saying thats a general statistic without evidence is meaningless.
you're pretty articulate though. props for trying to build that bridge to win the argument.
>>703749093
>1 black
>2 white
>1 man
"Asian women"
>>703744210
Anime and muslims really will destroy western civilization
>>703745514
Fuckin love boogie, man. Seems like such a genuine dude.
>>703749724
Once you burn coal, you get the aids
>>703749639
"Winning" the argument is not my purpose. I am simply calling a spade, a spade.
>>703745388
15? did you go to college? I keep my fb friends below 400 and have massive deleting sprees of people I dont care for and every post ive made has above 50.... maybe your not funny?
>>703745153
Top kek
>>703749508
the fuck
>>703749351
>>703749870
Not the guy you were talking to, but, maybe most of the people you know are just morons? I am willing to bet top dollar that you have a lot of millennials on your FB, and being confident in that assumption tells me all I need to know about the people liking your shit.
>>703743474
is this cringe? Its me, I got high and though I was a hilarious but it seems kind of like a faggy cringe thing to do?
>>703749900
check 'em
>>703750025
>>703750030
thats me, judge how you will... kinda cringe tho
>>703746494
how are you fat at 123? what's your bmi
>>703750030
go away normie
>>703748801
He could have 12 potential dicks in his head 2 in nostrils, 2 in nose piercings, 2 in mouth, 2 in side piercings 2 in bottom lip piercings, 2 in ears
>>703750086
>>703750030
Okay, not going to lie, that was pretty funny. 6/10
>>703746035
>>703747334
>>703748328
It's just spinach weight.
>>703749724
Oh my goodness, I haven't noticed the white guy for a few moments. I am speechless.
bamp
>>703750292
Nicely done. <3
>>703750292
story/sauce ?
>>703745062
It's actually quite common in Denmark.
>>703743765
what!
>>703750292
wheres the cringe? shes not wrong
>>703750142
normie = funny? Im wierd as fuck, I just went to a party school and luckily got attractive so bitches started talking to me. I still wank on 8ch master and mother and love my anime just like the rest of us
this is catwoman basketball scene level of cringe (from Sony's conference): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu_NSh8WBF8
>>703750130
18.5 i think. i'm not fat. i just have this pouch of fat on my tummy i really hate.
>>703750562
what would that be on the richter scale?
>>703748801
Fucking idiot. Welcome to the welfare state...
>>703750607
what do you usually eat? Do you do any sports/exercise?
