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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Ylyl
>>703740460
>i lost
https://youtu.be/DKlHwl5rjzg
>>703741861
They do have lasers. And the enterprise wouldnt do shit vs the TIE bombers of this ship
>>703741666
Nice satanic trips, even better with picture content
>>703741666
Lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2lW27BHIXc
>>703740994
>mash the veggies
Wut
>>703742665
>>703742827
Obango
>>703741538
niggers gonna get it -dxm
>>703741861
this is such a joke. the enterprise is a research vessel and has nowhere near the combat capabilities of even a vanilla star destroyer, not to mention the fact that hyperspace travel is like 10000x faster than warp speed. even if the enterprise could put up a fight, which it can't, a star destroyer wouldn't even have to bother with it.
>>703742947
Starwars is better
Lel
>>703742947
if the Enterprise (3.205 million tonnes) smashes into the Destroyer at Warp 4 (101.5c), the kinetic energy of the impact would roughly be 1.5*10^30J, which is slightly more than all the energy the Sun produces in about an hour. It's literally gone from existence.
>>703743040
"better" has nothing to do with it. i honestly don't give a shit who likes which more.
you'll notice that hardcore star wars fans rarely start the "star trek vs. star wars" debates. hardcore star trek fans are worse than atheists or vegans.
>>703742695
>pol.png
>>703743180
>>703743170
...both of them are gone
>>703743180
Atheists
> i prefer the term non-theist
> tips fedora
im back
>>703743277
Thank god, I couldn't stand that champignon in red pajamas
>>703743264
Ok?
>>703743329
made me grin
>>703742947
>no shields
>beam torpedoes into the engines
>destroyer gone
>star wars fags need to step up their game
my friends, I have the most exquisite joke to share with you all..
relgion!
Literally nothing in this thread is funny, all of you should go fuck a panda.
>>703743498
a god
>>703743844
I would gladly try and fuck a panda
>>703743628
Have you not watched star wars with audio?
"Deflector sheilds" are mentioned all the fucking time, off course it has shields. It also has superior firepower, because its a warship, not a research vessel.
>>703743072
Haven't seen that gem in forever.
>>703743966
>topkek
>>703742607
lost
>>703740549
I know this should be funny but I like horses. they are good friends.
>>703744010
Lrn2greentext plz babby (;
>>703744079
"my only friends"
Ftfy
>>703742681
potato = retard
>>703743966
the real trick is getting a panda to fuck you
>>703743982
>Deflector shields
Can't deflect rocks
Can't deflect a tiny craft hitting a bridge and wiping it out
No son you don't have deflectors, you have defectors
>>703743982
>>703744087
> i will NEVER!
>>703743597
wheres the YLYL? go back to your katana collection faggot
>>703743909
>Alexander le lord
>memecenter.com
>trollface
kys immediately
räre
>>703741613
Why is the Christian always some white European cuck in these kind of photos? Christianity is as Middle Eastern as Islam. People in the ME need to be getting along better, not poor offended westerns
>>703743844
>>703743966
Someone should, they won't fuck each other for fucks sake.
>>1
Yeh moot I see your post. Sorry I had some trouble with internet explorer. Might use Netscape again.
>>703740994
mash the potatoes would've actually made sense
we can't have that
>>703742607
is it?
>>703744087
>ok baby
>is this better
>right babe
>>703744361
True
>>703744433
Better late than never
>>703743628
>at least we don't suck dicks
>>703744361
Originally all christian was sandniggers
>>703743628
Shut up you fucking heretic
>>703744562
Says the dude in the light up dildo sausage fest
>>703744217
Also, would those shields help against sustained phaser fire? Because UFP ships don't have pew-pew lazors. They have long beams of go fuck yourself. And couldn't photon torpedoes go through their sheilds if rocks can? And on top of that, what about the cloaking devices installed on every Starfleet vessel? They can use that in an emergency.
>>703744645
ausfag here have actually punched on with a kangaroo, much more brutal than this video makes it out to be
tl;dr im lucky to be alive today
>>703743343
Fuck you
>>703743844
How often is something in ylyl actually funny? If you browse the for too long nothing will make you kek
>>703744564
this is comedy gold. there's no way that isn't on purpose.
>>703743202
life tip here;
Cigs have asbestoss in them as a fire-retardant substance (FDA demands cigs have them but doesn't specify what material)
Microwave them for 30ish seconds
They're probably safer to smoke but now you got asbestos in your microwave I think so I dunno how it helped you
>>703744752
I want to see the Genesis torpedo hit that small moon / Death Star
>>703744782
I almost lost it at the "defectors" remark, caught me pants-down. Otherwise nothing anymore.
>>703744809
fuck anon are you dense?
no some guy accidentally stole someones fagpillow then the other guy accidentally ran out into the desert, stumbled across it, accidentally landed a few headshots, fluked untying it and ran away with it.
fuck
>>703745135
i lost
why film rape tho
>>703744761
NZfag here who's not a retard who gets into a fight with a national icon that could potentially kill me
tl;dr That aussie is a fuckwit.
>>703745135
Sauce
>>703745188
How is that rape?
>>703740736
Lost.
>>703745276
If you are afraid of a kiwi bird killing you, you really are a faggot
>>703742463
i know the girl who created this.
>>703745067
The weaponized version of the Genesis device would wipe out anything in Star Wars. Or any universe. At least any universe that has life.
>>703745459
Why? The cunt deserved it
>>703741423
>>703745658
Ok. Please explain.
>>703741666
>666
satan is that you?
>>703745679
He looked like he was from New Zealand. And that's reason enough.
>>703745727
It's fitting that aussie humour goes so well in a ylyl thread.
>>703745727
You can see my confusion
> image related
>>703745410
>My dad works for Nintendo!
>>703744916
This helped me greatly
>>703744916
Asbestos is safe as fuck mate
Twin towers would still be standing if society didn't turn its back on asbestos
>>703744697
>cyka
>blyat
>>703743343
I lost
>>703745087
He means it's intentional satire.
Are you retarded?
>>703742246
Lost
>>703743148
kill yourself 9fag
>>703745087
What that person meant, you colossal shithead, is that they were deliberately taking the piss instead of trying to look cool (and thus it being cringe).
Which is obvious, granted.
But you're still a fuckwit.
>>703740994
more edgy than that black sonic
>>703744342
THICC
>>703741182
Lost
>>703742630
Every day my grocery store is filled with these ptsd faggots itching to relive the glory days in Iraq. Makes me wish the soldier suicide rate was higher.
>>703742463
s e n d h e l p
>>703740587
That was the bloody Sunday massacre in Russia, filthy scrub
>>703741436
this one is underrated
>>703741814
this is shit, kill yourself you fucking normie
>>703746189
Who dis?
>>703741613
They are both full of shit because they use the same characters stories and are Litteraly the same religion told from different perspectives and both grew out of Judaism.
>>703742630
The Quran ans bible are the same book Lel
>>703747369
Ariel Winter
>>703745135
wow, never had a boner this rough after seeing 10 seconds of film
>>703746119
Minus it being a massive health hazard
>>703747369
some fatchick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoNClBHhq3w
>>703746189
she looks so perfect.
>>703743343
Fucking game.
>>703744809
It's a tripfag from /k/, mcniggerator. Galil Chan is his raifu. I had a link to his channel at some point and lost it.
>>703743628
All warships in Star Wars have deflector shields.
Silly Star Trek fag
get it?
>>703741436
Lost
>>703748188
no problem, nice dubs
>>703748160
isn't that like... four pictures?
>>703744645
is it legal to cook kangaroos in australia?
>>703742089
top kek
>>703743343
fuck you faggot
>>703748634
>>>703744645
>is it legal to cook kangaroos in australia?
Definitely, can buy it at supermarkets
>>703740460
I have that same toilet paper at home!
Fresh OC coming in hot.
>>703749035
I use the bible but it's the same thing
>>703746908
The edge is real
>>703749183
Is this supposed to be funny unironicly?
>>703749314
It's only funny if you're over 40
>>703748634
Yep. Can buy in supermarkets. Need special tags to hunt them though and only on your own property.
>>703742947
You fags take this shit way too seriously.
>>703740736
There have been studies that newer vaccines have resulted in causing autism in children. Usually after a child is vaccinated the have high fever, after that development in learning and speech are affected. Not saying I'm not gonna vaccinate my children, but definitely gonna be careful and mindful as to what brand they will get. Probably do some research first.
>>703742607
I still would tho
>>703749388
Kind of like how minion memes are only funny if you're a 40 something mom or a 60 something grandmother
>>703749446
You do know that those studies were proven as hogwash and nobody wants to spend millions to prove one person is retarded, rite?
>>703749446
Think critically you fucking moron.
>>703749446
Fun fact the original paper that linked vaccines to autism was fake and recanted, there has NEVER been a per reviewd study that links vaccine to autism.
Moreover autism is a developmental condition that you can non develope later in life it happens in utero, you have the same chances of developing autism later in life as you do down syndrome.
Another fun fact
Vaccine are generaly given at the same age autism symptoms start to become noticeable.
You will never find a paper in a respected journal that shows a long between vaccins and autism as there isn't one and autism can not develope after birth it is an in utero developmental condition that happens as the brain is first developing.
>>703742607
lost
https://youtu.be/HtH_51Gt24A
What if Gordon Ramsay acted like a cunt to the kids on Junior MasterChef?
>>703749446
Lost
I'm assuming this is a joke, if it's not please shoot yourself for being retarded
>>703745890
pleassee sauce
>>703749446
Ah, yes the old "there are studies that show that X" followed by no source.
You know, google scholar, pubmed, and sci-hub are free. Please source your "facts".
Protip: you can't.
>>703749710
Yeah, right
And next you'll tell me that they aren't poisoning the air with çhemtrails and Beyonce isn't illuminati.
>>703749971
His problem is if you look for peer reviewd studies that link vaccines and autism you won't ever find any so he has no sources to give byond blogs written by idiots and consiracy theorists who don't know what they are talking about
>>703750064
Naw m8 it's cumtrails and Beyonce is lizard people
>>703745564
he's still alive though
>>703745135
sauce
>>703742480
Underrated
>>703742607
Lost, also questioning my sexual preference
>>703742947
Always seemed to me they're under two different design regimes because their respective universes are at very different places in terms of technology level vs resource level. I always got the impression The Empire is much lower tech than The Federation but has vastly more resources. That's how you end up with something like an Imperator class star destroyer which is 1,600 meters long or something like the death star which is 160 miles across. The empire has 25,000+ such ships. By comparison the Federation has maybe a few thousand ships and most of them not even as strong as, say, the Enterprise D which is only 463 meters long. Each Federation ship is mostly a set of powerful but complex systems surrounding a very powerful matter/antimatter reactor, probably hundreds of terrawatts from a relatively small piece of tech - this produces a very manuverable ship versus it's capabilities. Meanwhile the Empire's construction is resource-heavy, it's monolith-like, their tech isn't compact but based is deployed on a huge scale. I can't imagine that a Star Destroyer has a single reactor, it probably has dozens if not hundreds of separate reactors. Attacking a star destroyer is like having to carve apart a city made entirely from whatever terrifyingly heavy materials they're made from.
Starfleet could beat back a wave of star destroyers but each one would require 50+ ships to engage it and would deplete a lot of supplies and fuel. At this point the empire would either forcefully crush them or would think up some scary shit. Like using a death star to hold a gun to an entire planet's head, which starfleet would be super weak to. It is established trek canon that starfleet is weak as fuck to terrorism.
>>703749709
fucking lost
https://youtu.be/HRYNNxBa9-w
>>703740627
>mfw thats a boy who just got circumcised
>>703741436
actually depicts the beginning of my puberty
>>703751202
Moot is best trap.
>>703742607
holy shit
>>703742607
LOST
>>703744361
Because they actually go out
>>703751552
got me XD
>>703742607
But can it trap?
>>703742827
>IsIs tank
>>703747672
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
>>703743597
that's interesting af
>>703744645
should've tapped out
>>703745135
There is more, I had a another part before. Anybody got it?
>>703744564
>Weaboo task force
Say shit about anime you get this
>>703744697
Csgo mm?
>>703745890
Sauce?
>>703745384
I fucking died
>>703745890
Sauce plz
>>703747410
Not really.
>>703751552
lost
>>703742547
Zombie* rituals
>>703742681
Because the kid is a vegetable.
Fuck me, you people are dense as fuck
>>703742718
explain
>>703741613
XDDD MANY FUNNIS XDD GOOD MEME MY ATHIEST FRIEND XDD
>>703741861
But a star Destroyer HAVE shields. You can even see the Shield generators on the pic...!
>>703740627
mods
>>703743072
shit...
>>703752692
>>703752797
>>703749798
Sauce was never found fags, I made that webm mixing the only three vids that a random anom post in 2015. Good luck if you find the entire vid
>>703753654
why do i lose to this?
>>703751552
Wat
>>703741666
Nice quads
>>703740460
I don't get it, please explain
>>703744342
Typical white supremacist.
>>703746119
SREAD THE TRUTH.
ASBESTOS IS LOVE.
ASBESTOS IS LIFE.
>>703751555
Is that making it better?
>>703741182
lost
>>703754359
It's far too early for all these feels I'm feeling
>>703754359
The poor image editing makes this even funnier. 8/10.
>>703753546
lost
>>703751552
fucking lost
>>703745410
Is she hot? Does she have big boobs? You ever sniff her panties?
>>703743148
>9gag
Son, we need to talk...
>>703743597
But did he finish him rightly?
>>703755574
those kike demons suck the blood out of the cocks after they snip it off
>>703744060
>9gag
Son, we need to have a talk...
>>703749750
Fuck off promoting you stupid channel kiddo
>>703744342
this is rape
>>703741666
Jesus repels you
>>703747181
> Mom i post it again
> No one notices
> "underrated post"
Samefaging so hard
>>703751823
lost
>>703752402
go back to imgur
>>703751555
Boi pussy, feminine penis...There are no genders on /b/ now.
>>703751552
Kekd
>>703748069
That's from a children's book.
The little prince, right?
>>703749091
kek
>>703740460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76XKABdaUIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_KBgMfXYJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsZBomvu5zA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daDk70hr8CU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prd9kROv4KU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t7-sqoX1A4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0hfJsCn6Z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAXecMNq0fQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htndhXSsTh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBe-jefmw6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y4GhYrafHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMz0C0L-G2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJaPe_iFjF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5IUIbXVElA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaYeAV4LpRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTHmse1wRJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcIiaHJsQNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E1iXFtKN5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0pfbRDKnfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPqck24nslY
