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Alright /b/ OP from last thread is Kill, let's keep this shit going
Dubs Decides Name
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>>703719676
Kitter Ket
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he got it /thread
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>>703719777
Wooow that was fast, Dubs decides Minion, Spell, or Weapon
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>>703720033
Spell
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>>703720080
Reroll
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>>703720080
Come on work with me for ONCE life.
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>>703720033
Minion
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>>703720169
Nice atleast i got 69 in digits, not in real life.
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Riven main
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secret
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>>703720225
This
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>>703720475
Wish this had one lol
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minion
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>>703720033
Weapon
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Secret
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>>703720033
Minion
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Weapon
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minion
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>>703720766
winrar
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>>703720766
Oboi another weaopn
Next up we got Mana Cost, Attack, And Durability
Dubs decide
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>>703721030
0 mana 1/1
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>>703721030
2/3/2
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>>703721030
6/6/2
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ALREADY ROLLING 4 PIC
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>>703721030
0/0/0 cause the card is useless
>check em /b/
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10/20/1
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>>703720033
Minion
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>>703721030
10 mana 1/1
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>>703721030

2/2/1
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>>703721512
rerooll
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>>703721030
0 mana, 30/30
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>>703721030
0/0/0
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>>703721030
2/1/8
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>>703721564
roll again
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>>703721030
0 mana 6/6
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0 mana 0/100
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>>703721030
8/1/1
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10 mana 1/1
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>>703721655
oh man
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>>703721655
Winner
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>>703721655
Bruh
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>>703721655
Lol'd
Closest I can get is 0/99
Next Up is Pic, the fun part
Get those dubs kiddos
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>>703722096
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>>703722096
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>>703722096
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>>703722132
>>703722096
re roll
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>>703722096
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>>703722096
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>>703722222
witnessed
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>>703722222
witnessed
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>>703722096
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>>703722096
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Lol some faggot posted before last thread died
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>>703722222
Holy fucking shit balls
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>>703722222
Check'd
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>>703722222
no fucking way
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>>703722222
beautiful
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>>703722222
One Card to rule them all
Dubs decides text
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>>703722663
Gain +1 attack each time you kill a ket
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>>703722663
Kills every nigger.
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>>703722663
This Kitter shit in yo litter.
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>>703722663
Battlecry: Destroy all friendly minions. Gain +1 attack for each
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>>703722663
They Don't Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do
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>>703722663
battlecry:draw a card
gains 1 attack per fatigue
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>>703722663
Gain +30 attack if your opponent is a nigger.
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>>703722821
Gonna reroll
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>>703722663
Gain +3 attack each time you play "THE GAME" card
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>>703722853
reroll
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>>703722827
reroll
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>>703722866
Fucking worth it
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>>703722857
reroll
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>>703722663
Each time you attack your opponent's hero, add a 69/1 ket minion to your battlefield. ANUS.
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>>703722867
Rerawl
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>>703722663
>each loss in durability removes a random card in your opponents deck from the game
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>>703722663
Every time attack summon a Killer Kitty


Killer Kitty

1/5
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>>703722866
good shit
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>>703722866
Damnit we almost had a good card
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>>703722866
shit get.
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>>703722663
Can only attack minions. You can remove 1 durability to give this weapon +1 attack. you may do this any number of times.
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>>703722866
wasted get
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>>703722866
shit re roll, gaining attack would have been useful somehow
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>>703722663
Has +1 Attack For Each Point of Spell Damage You Have. Attacking causes durability to be removed by 1 per point of attack.
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>>703722983
lol balanced. 49/50 weapon for 0 mana
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Summon a 1/1 ket everytime you take damage on during your turn. You can attack multiple times.
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>>703723059
that can kill one minion a turn and you take face damage.
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>>703723059
its essentially gorehowl except it starts at 98
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>>703722857
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>>703722821
>>703722866
Nice one faggot
Aight finally we got Class and rarity to take care of go go go
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>so many good possible card texts missed the get
I'm mad
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>>703723144
winrar
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>>703723260
Hunter rare
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>>703722222
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>>703723260
Mage and common
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>>703722663
Gains +1 attack for every 1 durability lost.
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>>703723260
hunter epic
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>>703723260
priest common cuz fuck arena. Hire me blizz
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>>703723260
Priest common
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>>703723035
>>703722968
>>703723017
Well where are your dubs?
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>>703723260
Druid.
Rare
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>>703723399
>>703723411
fuck so close
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>>703723260
Rogue Epic
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>>703723260
Hunter epic
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>>703723399
If dubs ignore this one and go with this one
>>703723411
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>>703723260
Hunter Legendary
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>>703723522
dubs don't lie
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>>703723522
It should so obviously be hunter tho
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>>703723260
Reroll on this
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>>703723522
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>>703723712
Yeah because "this kitter shit in yo litter" just screams hunter flavored
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>>703723712
But it's a worthless card, so obviously priest should get it.
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>>703723522
true get
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>>703723399
Going with this don't give a shit
Priest arena is an overused complaint anyway
Alrighty then, who wants to make more cancerous cards?
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>play blingtron
>opponent gets kitter kat
>that belongs in a museum
>profit
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>>703724079
mee

i chose the mana/and shit
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>>703724079
do it
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>>703724163
>they play deadly poison
durability op
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>>703724079
This entire thread has my ribs hurting, thank you anons.
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>>703724345
Deadly poison x2, tinker's x2
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>>703724185
Show me the dubs then you can do whatever you want fucko
Allrighty, Name first
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>>703724554
Harambe
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>>703724554
Flamewreathed Faceless
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>>703724554
Moonman
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>>703724554
OP go fuck yourself
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>>703724554
Yousef Shahwan
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>>703724642
reroll 77 get
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>>703724554
Kitter Ket 2.0
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>>703724673
reroll get
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>>703724079
Well just make a warlock card and call it Testicular Cancer it's a legendary minion that "Enrage: Spreads to another organ. Combo: Shuffle ProstateCancer into your deck. Inspire: Spread Testicular Cancer to the enemy Hero's family. Taunt."
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>>703720475
This
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>>703724722
thats a fucking long name
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>>703724700
Win
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>>703724837
shit didn't even see that, though this was win
>>703724722
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>>703724700
Close enough /b/ro
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>>703724900
4mana 7 7
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>>703724900
Minion, also stop stealing dubs
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>>703724900
minion?
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>>703724900
Minion, Spell, or weapon Yo, forgot to write
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>>703724900
Minion
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>>703724900
Minion
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>>703724999
ez
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>>703724900
Give me minion
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>>703724999
Nice Trips
Mana Cost, Attack and Health now
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>>703725277
stop stealing dubs REEEEE

also 4 mana 7/7
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>>703722222
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
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>>703725277
8 mana 14 atk 14 health
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>>703725277
1/33/7
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4 7 7
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>>703725447
rr
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0/0/0
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1/6/99
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>>703725277
4 7 7
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>>703725277
6/1/9
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4 0 7
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>>703725277
5/4/6
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>>703725277
7 mana 4/4
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FOUR SEVEN SEVEN
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>>703725361
4 mana 7/7
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>>703725755
Weiner
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>>703725755
Winner Winner
Turns out this card is Preeetty gooood
Pic Go
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>>703725979
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>>703725979
THE CARD THAT STARTED IT ALL
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rawling
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>>703726019
wow I really like this art... it would suit the card well... re roll
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>>703726051
Roll
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>>703726019
This
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>>703726019
reroll
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>>703726019
Rolling
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>>703726051
Reroll
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>>703726019
nice pic re roll
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>>703726019
Re-roll
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>>703725979
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>>703726153
Reroll
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>>703726019
Roll
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>>703726019
check em
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>>703725979
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>>703726019
Roll for this
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>>703726245
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>>703726019
Rolling this
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>>703726051
rollin
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>>703726019
This one
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>>703719676
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>>703726322
nice
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>>703726322
ayy I have a good feeling about this card
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>>703725979
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>>703726322
Lel
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Well, this card looks overpowered. Thank fuck Blizzard's competent enough to never print this shit.
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>>703726322
Lol those are some nice rolls
Card Text is up Next
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Overload: (2)
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>>703726677
huh
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>>703726677
That was fast
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>>703726677
Overload: (you)
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>>703726677
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>>703726677
Are youfucking kidding me
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>>703726677
>>703726677
the will of /b/ has spoken
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>>703726677
God damn that was fast
Alright, Finally we got Class and rarity
>inb4 priest common
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>>703727011
Shaman common.
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>>703727011
Priest common
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>>703727011
Hunter Common
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>>703727011
Shaman, Common

>inb4 it ends up being priest legendary
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>>703727011
Priest common obviously
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Priest common
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>>703727011
Shaman Common
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>>703727011
Paladin Legendary
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>>703727011
I think it should a common be for the M. Night Shaman class
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priest common
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Priest common.
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>>703727064
Priest legendary

meme magic wills it
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Priest common pls
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>>703727052
This
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>>703727050
re roll, let's make a balanced card together
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>>703727011
Neutral Epic
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>>703727052
Roll
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>>703727052
Rolling
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>>703727195
Re roll
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>>703727011
legendary mage
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>>703727011
priest
common
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>>703727052
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shamn common
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shaman common, priest fags btfo

[spoiler]just kidding priest legendary[/spoiler]
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>>703727243
This
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>>703727011
fuck you niggers rogue epic
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Cmon Priest common
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this is stressing

priest epic
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>>703727362
This
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Warlock rare
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>>703727360
roll
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Priest
Common
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common shaman
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>>703727064
reroll
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>>703727011
why did OP steal all the dubs

anyways shaman common
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>>703727555
WIN
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>>703727555
winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrar
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>>703727555
Finally priest gets a good card
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>>703727555
FUCK
ITS NOT FAIR
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>>703727599
win
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>>703726019
R0ll
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>>703727639
Why would Team 5 release a card like this? The absolute madmen
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>>703727666
Check em
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>>703727555
PRIEST OP
Anyways, I think i might have one or two of these left in me, Roll for Next name?
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>>703727964
Longcat
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nigger
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>>703727964
delet dis
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>>703728011
GIVE US A CHANCE
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>>703728011
Fucking Already
Minion, Spell, Weapon
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spell
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>>703728191
Weapon
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>>703728191
Minion, beast
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>>703728211
GODAMMIT
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>>703728211
would u stop pls ur meme magics r 2 much
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>>703728285
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>>703728191
Minion, duh
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>>703728191
winion
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>>703728211
Wow fuck slow your goddamn roll
First spell of the set doe kids
Next up Decides Mana cost AND Pic
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>>703728551
420
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>>703728551
6 mana
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>>703728551
0 (friends)
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>>703728551
7 mana
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>>703728551
911
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>>703728551
69
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>>703728551
111
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>>703728664
reroll
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balls
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>>703728717
re roll
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>>703728551
4 mana
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>>703728551
11 mana
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5. And a pic of titties.
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69
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>>703728551
0 mana
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>>703728664
rolling for pic. 8 mana
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>>703728664
roll
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>>703728551
69 mana
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>>703728551
this pic 5 mana
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10 mana
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>>703728551

3 1/2 mana
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>>703729080
roll
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10
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>>703728551
69 mana .
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>>703729233
kys
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>>703729233
Fuck You
Card text Is up next, try to be better than this guy
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Choose one: Destroy a Nigger; or be a fucking faggot. >>703729584
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>>703729584
If you have a Kitter Ket equipped, give it +4 attack
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>>703729584
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703729584
This minions health doubles at the start of each turn.
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>>703729584
Deals damage to opponent hero equivalent to all mana spent this turn
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>>703729584
Costs (1) less for each fugg :D
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>>703729584
reroll >>703729757
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>>703729747
ah yes a combo card. reroll
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>>703729584
Give a friendly minion +4/+20 and make it a beast.
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>>703729584
suck my dick
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>>703729584
Your turns now can take up to 30 minutes.
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>>703729584
being attracted to feminine penis does not make me gay
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>>703729896
re roll for this and better make it warrior
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>>703729584
cyka
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If kitter ket is equipped, spent durability becomes atk.
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>>703729999
why
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costs 10 more mana for every card in your deck
set opponent's health to 1
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>>703729999
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im just here for the dubs
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>>703729999
Are you literally Shitting me
Someone please roll Quints to overrule this
In the Meantime Class and Rarityyyy
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>>703729999
I hate you
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Gonna need a new thread.
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>>703730296
Forgot Pic cuz I'm a faggot
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>>703730296
Warlock Legendary
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>>703730296
Ruski common
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>>703730296
blyat
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>>703730288
checked and recorded, go on your way anon
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>>703730296
Druid epic
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Deathknight
Uncommon
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>>703730667
Rerollllll
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>>703730351
neutral rare
please end this card already
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>>703730351
Rogue
Rare
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>priest legend
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>>703730667
re roll, this card deserves this
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>>703730667
best
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>>703730667
Re
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