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32 year old guy who lives in a nudist community with my wife

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32 year old guy who lives in a nudist community with my wife and kids here, AMA. Also general nudism thread.

>Don't post anything that breaks the rules or the law
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>>703711234
do you people fuck out in public at your naked places with everyone around?
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Are all the kids nude too?
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Do you get hard 24/7?
Also are you a Pedo?
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>>703711234
do you ever do the dew?
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>A grown /b/tard family man who lives in a nudist colony
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>>703711234
Is there such a thing as an "inappropriate erection", and how would one go about acquiring such a thing?
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What's the ratio of boners to flaccid out in the open, what's the protocol if you just can't keep it down, and do most join alone or come with one or more?
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>>703711234
why dont you answer any of our questions.
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>>703711381
Nope. No sexy time in public unless you want kicked out.

>>703711453
It's clothing optional for all ages, so they generally are.

>>703711514
Nope to both.

>>703711581
Nah. Tastes pretty shitty honestly.

>>703711690
To be fair, I've been in this cess pool since before I even had kids.

>>703711758
You're expected to cover up passed a certain age. They are natural to get, but its protocol to cover up.

>>703712007
See above. I'm not very experienced in erection mathematics.
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>>703711234
Is asking this question really 1 or 2 questions?
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>>703711234
isnt it creepy for you and your kids to see and have them see your dicks ans pussies
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>>703712248
wow you sound like a massive fucking faggot holy shit dude.
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How do you go about taking your dick out for Harambe if it's always out?
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>>703711758
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>>703712248
I'm s-sure it's just a freedom thing for you a-and your family... (´・ω・`)
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>>703711234
What do you think about CFNM? Do you find it more common that men are naked rather than women?
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>>703712248
>You're expected to cover up passed a certain age. They are natural to get, but its protocol to cover up.

How the fuck is it nudism if you cover your cock up 3/4 of the time?
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whats the point of doing this?
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>>703712490
denko pls
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>>703711234
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How would you not get a raging boner seeing naked pussy 24/7?? asexual??
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>>703712611
if you are gay, you get to hang out with buff guys who want to fuck 24/7

if you are straight you are just fucked up in the head or a pedo who wants to see the kids of the people fucked up in the head.

there is absolutely nothing good about a nudist colony
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>>703711234
How do you justify your nudist beliefs when you are stuck around all the other dudes? Are you some sort of nude faggot?
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You guys are retards. When you see pussy and Vag on the daily, you get desensitized to it
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>>703712158
I try to answer in bulk, sorry friendo.

>>703712336
One?

>>703712409
Not really. Nudity is natural.

>>703712422
Sorry mate.

>>703712443
Gotta remember him all the time.

>>703712490
>>703712611
It's natural and the community is pretty good for raising kids.

>>703712537
No clue what CFNM is, but women have bottoms on more frequently. Both are usually nude though.

>>703712578
You are erect 3/4 of the time?

>>703712773
Casual nudity isn't sexual nudity.

>>703713158
I'm stuck around women too. It's a family environment, not some gay orgy.
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>>703713246
Look I may be acoustic but i get bonerdik when i see da puss
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>>703713359
wearing clothing is natural.
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>>703712980
>>703713570

Not a question. You probably wouldn't agree regardless of what I said, though.
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How long have you lived in a nudist community?
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alright, i'll bite.

What made you decide to live there?
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>>703711234

im also a nudist. its hard to find nudist in los angeles who arent just gay sex fiends. dont get me wrong, i love the erotic aspect nudism CAN have, but sometimes you just wanna be naked.

thankfully my roommate understands the concept. i mean we jerk off together a lot, but we can be naked all day and nothing has to happen. we went to a nudist hot spring which was great. next were going to a nude beach.
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>>703712773
you have a wild misconception of what a nudist colony is.

unless you can get a raging boner watching your grandparents in the nude you are not going to enjoy it
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>>703714147
wow you are a massive fucking faggot holy shit.
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>>703713359
"Its natural" is your only fucking reason?
So is taking shits and fucking but we dont just do those where we please do we?

cmon, whats the real reason
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>>703714174
I mean girls, women. You'd be a massive faggot to not get hard as diamonds seeing an 18 year old fully naked.
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>>703713359
>Not really. Nudity is natural.

actually, nudity is not natural for human beings.
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>>703713968
>>703714085
I was born here. Just decided to stay.

>>703714147
Good luck anon.

>>703714309
Community is good for raising kids (this community at least) and kids don't grow up confused about puberty and the like.
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>>703714400
Somehow i doubt they're the main demographic
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>>703713359
>You are erect 3/4 of the time?
I would be if some of the women I'm around on a regular basis were nude.
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>>703714567
Well they don't go from 0 to 60 out of nowhere
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>>703714515
Humans are nature
Humans made clothes
Clothes are natural
Also we literally have evolved around them
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>>703714986
18 yo's don't join nudity colonies dumb ass. They want money to get nude instead. Nudity colonies are filled with middle aged people and old fucks.
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>>703711234
Does everyone laugh at the dudes with small dicks?
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I feel like as a nudist I would just be cold or sunburned most of the time. I assume you guys wear clothes in winter? But that seems to defeat the point if it's so natural.
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>>703715451
as much as I hate nudist colonies there is one thing they are good at.

They make you realize everybody has a small dick
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>>703715212

>what is dying from exposure
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>>703715236
Op just said he was born there and stayed so kids will grow up there. And people tend to leave the house at around that age so there will be some 18 year olds sometimes
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>>703715236
This guy said he has a wife and kids, the kids are also most likely nudist, and they will be until they can voice their opinion (13-18)
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>>703714567
>>703715236
It's a family place, so it's all ages. We get a lot of college students as tourists though. I doubt most of them do it recreationally though.

>>703714786
You'd get used to it eventually.

>>703715451
Nope. Nobody really gives a fuck, so the anti nudist whiners could comfortably visit.

>>703715451
It's clothing optional, so people wear as the weather dictates.
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>>703711690
I fuckin lost it haha
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>>703713570
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>>703711234
So if you get a boner in front of children is it ok to have it ?
like it is just natural bro thing ?
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>>703715894
Since when did people become not part of nature? If a chimp uses a tool it's natural but if a human did the same thing then that's not natural anymore. An animal builds a den = natural, a human builds a den = not natural. Even if they were identical.
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>>703715766
Sick that kids are running around naked and seeing naked adults. But about the 18 yr old thing, that's assuming that they're attractive. And that's assuming they would stay in the colony.
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>tfw casual nudity is your fetish
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What about cock size? What if you're more a grower than a shower? I'd be embarrassed.
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>>703716317
Don't kids usually live with their parents that long? They will stay until they are around adult age.
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>>703711234
Do boys start to get more modest around the time they start growing pubic hair? How is modesty in general regarded?
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>>703711690
>>703715867
You guys owe me almost shat myself while laughing, had to contain my laughter with shit trying to come outside of me.
Scary shit surfs the chan and is in a nudist colony 32 year old already knows how not to get kicked out top kek.
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>>703715212
>Humans made clothes
As google defines it clothes are not natural.
The action of wearing clothing is debatable as being natural or not. Whether or not wearing clothing is natural for humans to do is an opinion.
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>>703716549
Sure but can't they chose to wear articles of clothing if they want...puberty and general awkwardness would probably pull them toward wanting to put on something and the want of venturing out would arise too.
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>>703711234
This topic can get you b& even on /b/. Tread carefully.
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>>703716311
clothes = made by humans
made by humans = not natural
If anything in nature besides humans made clothes then they would be natural.
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>>703717089
Then whats the point of being at a nudist colony with lil kids?
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>>703714400
I'm bisexual and have been naked or partially naked in front of other guys who are also undressing or naked and I never got erect. Normally I'm always interested in sex.
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>>703717020
I'll concede that my definition is wrong (even if the concept that humans aren't natural is stupid)
However riddle me this
>What is dying of exposure
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>>703715805
Cool. I've wanted to visit a nudist beach for years but the fear that people are going to laugh their ass off once they see my baby dick has stopped me.
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>>703716239
You're expected to cover so no one gets the wrong idea.

>>703716342
You should probably stay away then.

>>703716447
Nobody really cares. Girls might, but you don't have to worry much if you're already married.

>>703716569
Some kids get more modest around the start, but they usually grow out of it pretty quick. My oldest is nine so I don't have any personal experience with that yet.

>>703717237
Posting certain nudist pics can get you banned, hence my warning.
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>>703711234
pedos are on nudist colonies like flies on shit doesnt this concern you?
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>>703717177
Well it would just be normal to them I suppose. Everyone else does it.
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>>703716311
yes, that is how google define the term natural
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>>703711234

What's the point?
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>>703717020
>Whether or not wearing clothing is natural for humans to do is an opinion
homonids are tool users
clothes are tools
wearing clothes for utilitarian purposes (warmth, armor, sunblock) it is natural
wearing clothes for fashion is not natural
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>>703717268
Isn't a shell clothes in an abstract form? Many kinds of insect create "clothes" out of other things.
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>>703717567
Then it's a fucking stupid concept.
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>>703717501
Yeah but once puberty begins, hormones go wild and bodies change. Teens get more self aware of shit and self conscious. That is what I was getting at.
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>>703717423
so how do you get your groceries ?
what do you eat ? is it some naked guy preparing your food like in the resort, or when women are in their period do they bleed all over the chairs and you guys go oh it is all natural ? do they even use tampons ?
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>>703717398
Nobody will care if you don't bring attention to it.

>>703717471
I haven't had issues with that, so no.

>>703717715
>>703714537
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>>703717744
We are social creatures wearing clothes in a way that would allow you to attract a mate or attain higher social standing is natural.
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Where do you put your keys and wallet?

I have no idea what I would do without pockets.
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>>703717955
I dunno man, it probably leads to some awkward boners. I bet the teens fuck a lot as well.
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>>703718011
how the hell do you know? do you think they just tell you when they diddle your kids?
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>>703717471
He surfes THE CHAN he is the one that knocks !
Probably right now stroking himself thinking about getting up nice and early for a run, or to invite neighbors with they young daughters that like anime.
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>>703714147
> I mean we jerk off together a lot
> hard to find ppl who aren't sex fiends
>sex
>fiends
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Does your weiner get sunburned?
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>>703717974
There are grocery stores in a nearby town. We aren't on a deserted island or anything. And they wear tampons. Free bleeding is just a feminist thing.

>>703718167
Wife usually puts them in her purse.

>>703718247
Because my kids are never alone with adults.
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>>703711234

Is getting boners around hot 16-year-olds frowned upon, or are people realistic about it?
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>>703718893
no, i put sunscreen on it...
constantly...
gotta make sure it gets rubbed in really good...
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>>703718963
so then what's the point of not wearing clothes if that's the only 'natural' thing about your life
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>>703715894
>shelter isn't natural
>fire isn't natural
>spears aren't natural
>cooked meat isn't natural
>fields aren't natural

SO by your argument survival isn't natural
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>>703718893
It hasn't yet.

>>703719048
You are expected to cover up in general. I doubt people will question your erection if you don't flaunt it.

>>703719116
Read above. I've answered this a few times already.
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Any obese people in the colony? How is that viewed
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>>703719401

You have to cover up your erection? What kind of feminist bullshit goes on over there?
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>>703719262
>fires
>fields
these can exist in nature without mankind being around to make it
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>>703719493
>Any obese people in the colony?
yes. that's how they cover up the erection.
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>>703719401
>Read above. I've answered this a few times already.
Not really, you've just given your personal preference. I'm asking what it could possibly accomplish, it seems pretty pointless.

Also you probably live somewhere it doesn't rain or snow often.
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>>703719664
He obviously means campfires and farm fields you fucking pleb.
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Do your kids often see you naked?
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>>703719664
>the only time you can cook food or keep warm is when lightning strikes the ground

seems sustainable to me
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>>703719262
A cave can count as shelter.
Fire can be caused by lightning.
Spears are one of the weapons humans can make. Large branches and rocks can be used as weapons.
Humans and other animals in nature both can survive. Humans don't die when they stop wearing clothes. Life/organisms are Natural. Surviving and Dying is natural.
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Why not just admit you're just a fag that wants to look at naked kids

You're on /autism/ no one gives a shit
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>>703719949
Humans can survive as hunter/gatherers without farm fields.
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>>703719493
Not really. Most people respect their body enough to not let it go to shit.

>>703719650
Most people ITT seem to think not covering up is gay.

>>703719834
Gotta try harder if you're going to pretend to be me.

>>703720064
Yep. I'm almost always naked, as are they. Daughter is sitting across from me now even though she should be in bed.

I'm not even one of the anons fighting over the natural thing. No clue how that flared up.
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>>703720460
Not on a large scale. Besides hunting involves tools which apparently are unnatural
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>>703720343
It's literally impossible to keep warm in most climates without a source of fire that you can make everyday and clothing

Truth of the matter is nudists don't live in caves or hunt with rocks or wait for lightning to strike trees. The only "natural" part about the lifestyle is being naked. Saying you do it to be natural then going to the store and buying food is retarded
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>>703720601
>not covering up is gay.

Those people are faggots. Raise that flagpole, brother.
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>>703720601
It's because you said being naked was natural then someone else said it was natural for humans to wear clothes then according to the definition of natural humans aren't natural (which is fucking retarded) but if you want to take that literally then naked or not neithers natural since we aren't so therefore who gives a fuck I guess just do whatever
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>100+ posts
>zero pictures of OP as a "nudist"
because this thread totally isn't bullshit or anything...
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How is raising a family in a colony? Do kids go to school? Do you worry about driving them to soccer practice? Do you have normal social problems like teen pregnancies? Gangs? Drug use? do you have homeless people?
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>>703713359
>Not really. Nudity is natural.
>natural and the community is pretty good for raising kids.
>pretty good for raising kids
You and your community live like animals. We're not cavemen anymore, faggot. Do you also all sleep with each other to be prepared for saber tooth tiger attacks?
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>>703721582
Nudist kids shooting heroin into their Gooch since its the only spot you can't see
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>>703721732
Cavemen wore clothes
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>>703721582
Pretty good so far. They do school online, but some kids attend school outside the community. And they just play with other kids. We don't have any drug/alcohol/etc issues here, partially because you get screened before being allowed to live here.
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>>703711234

do you ride a motorcycle?
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>>703711234
i have to know, what are the community guildlines involving kids?
like how do you protect them from outsiders who will try to take those type of pictures. surely thats a concern
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>>703722440
Nah. I'm not cool enough to pull one off.
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>>703721555
Fucking this. This thing right here. You're all fucking imbeciles.
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How hard is to convince someone to be nudist? I want my female friends to be clotchless around me
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>>703721827
Wow, so OP and his community is even worse than fucking people from 60,000 years ago.

>>703722305
What the fuck? Kids play with other kids naked? What the fucks wrong with you?
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>>703711234
How fat r u?
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>>703711234
Don't u get fukin cold?
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>>703722749
I too share this commen interest.
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>>703711234
Ever snagged your nuts on a tree?
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>>703722879
you just gotta google them just type it and yes they are sick fucks also yes you can see the pictures, and yes it is FBI BAIT.
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>>703711234
What does your bitch do when she's ragging?
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>>703722688
I really don't want to see ops hairy balls thank you very much.
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What the fuck does a nudist community even look like? I suppose it doesn't look much like your normal suburban neighborhood?

Is living in a nudist community expensive? Do you ever get people that aren't nudists but are just looking for a place to live? It seems peculiar to have certain areas sanctioned off and forbidding people, that don't conform to a certain lifestyle, residence; or is the community not sctrict on being nude most of the time?
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>>703722597
Anyone who takes unwarranted pictures is kicked out and has their camera confiscated. You have to sign a conduct form before you are allowed in, so people know the rules.

>>703722749
They'd have to decide on their own. Forcing it would make you look weird.

>>703722911
I'm pretty fit, but I'm not exactly young anymore.

>>703722879
What's the issue with the kids thing?

>>703722947
Not really. I can just get dressed if it happens though.

>>703722984
Not yet.

>>703723116
I assume you mean periods. Women just use tampons then. No free bleeding here.
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>>703722984
No, but I have a gf that could participate

Does this makes things better?
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>>703723116
So when they're bleeding like stuffed pigs they just walk around with tampon strings hanging out their snatches?
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>>703723401
why not why are they supressing women in even nudist natural places with tampons ????? this needs help of the JWD
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Do people in community get laughed at if they have shitty asshole?
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>>703723546
Yeah let`s fuck up this guy supressing women on a naked resort fucking faggot didn`t provide wich one he is in so the fat cows would destroy his pedo paradaise.
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>>703723401
You don't see a problem with kids playing naked?
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Do the kids ever grab the tampon strings hanging out of the ragging bitches vagoo?
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>>703723920
Yeah, the slide could really chafe your dinker.
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Ever been standing behind an old fat guy in line for the shitter and accidently rubbed your dick on his ass?
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>>703723400
It's a standalone community. Sort of like a suburban neighborhood, but it's not very big. And non nudists visit for the experience, but I doubt anyone would sink money into a house in a community they aren't comfortable with. And it's clothing optional, so you can do you.

>>703723412
You could try it, but she might not be up for it.

>>703723546
They wear a bottom too anon.

>>703723674
People here know how to wipe, luckily.

>>703723920
Not really. They are nudist kids playing with other nudist kids. The only thing concerning to me is physical safety, but I get the sense that our concerns aren't the same.
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>>703711234
Nudism isn't natural,and I can provide evidence of that claim
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>>703724371
fuck nigger you could become real state tell The Chan were you guys are living, shit become a millionare.
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>>703724266
Not yet. I'll be careful though.

>>703724512
Go ahead.
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>>703724610

do you have a motorcycle?
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>>703724604
Imagine the deluge of fat neckbeard pedos descending on your peaceful paradise! Shit would be cash fam
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>>703724610
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/08/19/science/why-humans-and-their-fur-parted-ways.html?pagewanted=all
Scientist figure humans lost their fur coats to accommodate clothing,
In essence ,wearing clothes is more natural then not wearing them, because humans evolved to include clothing ,which make clothes part of our nature. We aren't designed to be nude, we are designed to wear clothes so are natural state is to be clothed
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>>703724604
I have kids, so I'd be wary of inviting people fRom here. No offence.

>>703724699
Nah.
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>>703724875
>nytimes
Shill
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>>703713398
Underrated post
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>>703724876
Fucker you`re from here
>>703724758
Guys dressed as my little pony, saying they some fucking make up gender would feel sorry for the kind of asian looking girls.
But would be good business
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>>703724876

do you drive something to move around town?
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>>703724875
Sorry mate but I've been a nudist for years. I'm not going to pack up and move out just because some users on a Taiwanese origami web forum told me it wasn't natural.

>>703725162
I know, but there are people here who would do anything to fulfill their "needs"

>>703725176
It's small enough that I just walk. My kids have bikes, but they are mostly for fun.
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>>703711234
How true is the Cliche, that in a nudist community most are more sexually open and that there is a lot of swinging going on?
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>>703725034
Honestly, the scientists and universities referenced in the article are what's important, not the Jewish media outlet that published it
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>>703725406
>Sorry mate but I've been a nudist for years. >I'm not going to pack up and move out just because some users on a Taiwanese origami web forum told me it wasn't natural.

I never once told you too stop faggot, you are putting words into my mouth. It's more likely you feel that it's wrong yourself and associated what I said to your own sub-conscience beliefs .
Playing on the internet isn't natural, I don't let that stop me and you obviously don't let it stop you either.
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>>703725424
There are some places meant for swinging, but this is not one of them.

I need go get my kid a drink but I'll be back. Try to be patient.
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>>703724371
I ask if it's expensive only because people tend to choose where they live based on the landmarks around them. Maybe there's a good school nearby or there is low crime rate and it just so happens that a nudist community is the only area with available housing.

That's why I'm confused on what a nudist community looks like. When you say standalone community, do you mean like how a gated community is isolated within the city it is located; or something more akin to being located on the outskirts of town?

Provided someone was comfortable living in a nudist community but not comfortable with being nude themselves in public, would they have to pay some sort of premium or meet a sort of nudist quota in order to continue living there?
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>>703711234

Another nudist family man here.
Most people don't understand.
Most are closed minded.

Just wanted to add that
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>>703714260
How deep I'll be in your girl's pussy.
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>>703726697
I just wonder what's the point? Yea you're naked but now what? Just sit around and be naked? Surely most days it's too cold anyway.
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>>703726028
We aren't strict on nudity, so you can wear clothes however often you want to. The community is pretty much it's own town because nothing else is near it.

>>703726697
Nice. Most people just ignore these threads of they don't like them, but some people will literally waste their time spamming if they don't like nudism.
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>>703727219
I just fail to see the benefits of it all. The best I can see is its a reason to have a segregated community and since its for nudist people don't really care.
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>>703711234
How much molestation goes down under your watch? Why are you guys so much into molestation? Was it the child molestation that got you into the nudist camps?
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>>703727219
maybe they spam your threads because you dont post any pictures.
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>>703723241
it's not even about OP and his balls.
he claims to have a wife.
>zero pics of the wife.
he claims to have a daughter.
>zero pics of the daughter.
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>>703714537
You were raised there and you start nudist threads on /b/
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Do you trim OP? and do most nudists trim?
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>>703727771
None, sorry mate.

>>703727825
>>703727780
My oldest daughter is seven. Sorry for not posting pics that would get me banned.

>>703727871
I do. I think most guys do, and a majority of women go hairless down there.
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>>703728148
>My oldest daughter is seven. Sorry for not posting pics that would get me banned.
you said it yourself.

>>703712248
>It's clothing optional

>>703715805
>It's clothing optional, so people wear as the weather dictates.

so you're tell me that you have literally ZERO pics of your daughter with clothes on?
and that ALL of her pics are of her nude?

yeah.
okay.
sure.
totally believe you.
*winkyface*
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>>703728472
Pushing a bit hard for little girl pics there.
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>>703728148
Lies, you guys know you're into it for the molestation / cult aspect. Just be honest.
How many times have you "traded" daughters or do you guys wait until they are a bit older?
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>>703728581
doesn't matter.
he doesn't have the pics
cause he's not nudist.
and this whole thread is a giant pile of bullshit.
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>>703728788
What you're asking for is illegal. If he gives you pics then he won't be able to diddle kids anymore in secrecy and they'll either kick him out or he'll get vanned or both.
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>>703727219
So if it's clothing optional, how many people there are actually naked most of the time?
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>>703729262
Divide the amount of children by the square root of nudity times erections = number of molesters.
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>>703728614
>>703728788

Looks like the people with actual questions left, and just the weirdos stuck around. I'm not interested in entertaining degenerates, so cya.

>>703729262
Probably 80% are fully nude and another 10% are topless women.
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Are there any hot naked women there or is it literally all ugly/old people?
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>>703711234
Have you ever jerked off to anyone after seeing them naked when you got home?

What's the kinkiest thing you've done since you've been there?

How prevalent is swinging?
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>>703729406
>is nudist
>calls other people degenerates
lmao
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>>703717744
A car is made by humans and is essentially a tool, is a car natural?

Ofcourse not.
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>>703729406
Those were all valid questions, it's pretty obvious that they struck too close to home cause that's what you guys are actually into. This is /b/ you can tell us. We already know why you're there.
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>>703729406
Clearly you guys are the degenerates which is why you said you would NEVER leave your children there with other adults. Pretty obvious that you don't trust them or that you think your children aren't "ready" for that type of relationship which is common there.

Have grown up in a nudist colony I know what your fuckers are really about.

Just be honest. Why else did you come here if not to be honest.

Seriously why did you go there then.
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>>703729406
>I'm not interested in entertaining degenerates
>makes thread on /b/
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>>703711234
Why r u ashamed of ur body
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>>703729889
Seriously, especially after he said he parades his kid around there naked.
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What's a common job? How you all pay food?
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>>703711234
Family photo?
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>>703729429
It's mostly families, so it's all ages. Attractiveness is subjective though, so I'm not sure if any specific person would be pleased.

>>703729470
Nope and my wife isn't kinky so. Swinging isn't common unless I'm completely oblivious.

>>703729876
I don't leave them alone because I'm a parent and I'm not an idiot. I wouldn't leave them alone with an adult I didn't trust, which is pretty much protocol for all parents.

>>703729889
Not all people here are bad, believe it or not.

>>703729954
I'm not?

>>703730085
Most people work outside the community.

>>703730127
Kek
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>>703730379
Do people know where you live is a nudist colony? Is it stigmatized?
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>>703730522
Most of the people I socialize with live here, so it's not an issue.
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Can I join the community?
If so where?
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>>703713246
Says the dude who watches porn and jerks off his little dick three times a day.
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>>703730784
Nah, sorry. I'm too pessimistic to post the location and expect autists not to make me regret it.
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>>703726697
She is practically wearing jogging pants
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how many dudes with huge cocks are there in your community?
and you fucking lie with some bullshitass " dude i dont stare at other guy's cocks", i know you do
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Post some pics of your nude mates.
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>>703712490
I may be a tard but i-is this the real guy?
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When your daughter is nine it's okey, but don't you think it will be more awkward when she will be older?
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>>703711234
In every question about how exceptional boners are you keep saying "your EXPECTED to cover up" does that mean you don't actually have to its just frowned upon?
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I remember show where fathers was answering questions and every wrong answer they must take of some clothe from daughters.And there was family from nude community who don't really care, that was funny
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>>703735866
were*
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Meeting with daughter's boyfrend must me weird.You see that he has huge dick and think "Is that why my daughter choose him?"
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>>703726697
Very nice. I find that picture very beautiful
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