What's the most productive thing you've done today?
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What's the most productive thing you've done today?
I jerked off after getting home from a graveyard shift, took a shower right after and jerked of lf a second time before laying down to sleep
Masterbate twice
Just masterbated a third time to beat those two other guys
Jerked off a fourth time just now.
Changed oil in car, cleaned bathroom, went to work.
>>703705695
What a Fag.
>>703704834
melted some metal to some other metal
You jerkoffs can't even spell masturbate.
>>703704834
Got a haircut.
>>703704834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_KBgMfXYJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsZBomvu5zA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daDk70hr8CU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prd9kROv4KU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t7-sqoX1A4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0hfJsCn6Z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAXecMNq0fQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htndhXSsTh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBe-jefmw6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y4GhYrafHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMz0C0L-G2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJaPe_iFjF4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5IUIbXVElA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaYeAV4LpRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTHmse1wRJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcIiaHJsQNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E1iXFtKN5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0pfbRDKnfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPqck24nslY
Installed some smoke detectors.
>>703704834
changed oil in truck
worked 8 hours
worked on a furniture project for a while
started a new diet plan
exercised
>>703704834
i just reach lv110
My best friend is having a hard time recently, we barely see each others because he's working alot. I went to see him after work on his way home.
That made his day.
Of course i fapped for the whole afternoon too.
>>703704834
got drunk in the morning
>>703704834
worked, you dumb faggot.
>>703704834
Technically I was 'on the toilet'. Pissing in a bottle does count, right?
Went to work.
Came back from work.
all these madfags gripe about summer and how /b/ is cancer now
i see the good old /b/ of yesteryear
>>703704834
Jerked it. Worked. Talked to 2 new women. Offered food at work. Redid my resume. Napped. Skipped a few cigs.
>>703706879
/brofist>>703706879
>>703704834
One more day helping to chart the course for the largest tech company merger ever.
>>703704834
Chocked the chikken off just now
Took my psychiatric medications ate and dowlnloaded kik to fuck with someone... Productive as fuck
I called a lady back and found out I'm getting hired.
Woke up
>>703707396
Who?????
took a practice LSAT and got a 167. whats up b
>>703704834
work 10 hours. that and shitting.. that was pretty productive
>>703707479
Grats bro
>>703704834
wrote out several articles of the US constitution with my fountain pen.
So nothing really
>>703704834
Rage-destroying my house.
>>703704834
deposited $10,550 in checks to make payroll tomorrow. Did homework with my kid. Grocery shopping. That's the extent of my productivity today.
>>703704834
Mixing my upcoming self-produced album
>>703706277
It's a school night, why you still up boy.
>>703706765
Get it brother!!
>>703707598
Thanks!
Medical test for work
>>703707479
solid! Merkia at work! #thanksobama
I jerked off like 6 times after work.
My life is complete.
>>703707834
reading some bullshit on hand tools
>>703706335
No, im pretty sure its.......masterbait.
jerked off in netsh & powershell a bit
>>703708063
>>703704834
i got my breast implants :3
got drumpf supporters butthurt. say no to racism (2016!!!)
>>703708136
Tell me Grandfather, what was the world like before the internet?
>>703704834
I drove to get some fast food because I'm too lazy and tired to cook today. That's about all I've done.
>>703704834
Went to work
>>703708136
that guy died
>>703708222
were you born with tits and a vag or are you working on becoming a woman?
>>703705039
Yo are you me???
Worked a little late, typical for Monday. Went to my daughters gymnastics class. Wife cooked Japanese style chicken tendies (marinated all day, deep fried, fucking delicious). Played with my kids after dinner, watched a little football after they went to bed. Turned it off when I saw that faggot from the 49's taking a knee. Came to bed, chatted with the wife, browsing /b/ on my phone before going to sleep.
>>703708340
Freal
Started the pre-production of a lyrics clip Im going to make in after effects
>>703705039
>>703705073
>>703705178
>>703705503
Kek
>>703704834
I made a pizza for my mum
>>703707205
Its been years since i lost.
>>703708410
Fucking America! Bless you brother. Living the dream right there
>>703708355
working and succeeding
>>703708428
yee, too much cocoabutter
>>703708691
Well good for you. I ain't into that shit but those tits look great!
im at my 4 hour shift at the hotel today
>>703704834
>>703708410
Sounds good.
>>703708825
thanks!
Helped my brother move
Helped my friend move
Helped gf's friend move
Helped mom move some stuff to storage
Helped dad move stuff out of storage
>>703708691
More please, thank you i might love you.
>>703708270
almost no noticeable the edition
almost
>>703704834
woke up, worked, took kids to soccer, practiced guitar for one hour, ran one mile, fapped to 4 chan, gone ask my wife to fuck latter tonight. end of day
>>703704834
I added 300 miles worth of overly rich automobile exhaust to the atmosphere.
Gonna warm this bitch up. Burn the shitskins in their desert hell-holes, flood the coasts and drown the libtards.
Feels good to contribute to global warming. Feels real good
>>703704834
>went to classes
>took and passed a test (I'm sure I passed)
>reviewed kanji
>exercised
Moored up the USS Boxer and USS Harpers Ferry returning from a 7 month deployment.
>>703706413
more
>>703709051
Were you really just born identifying as a woman? I mean, to cut your balls, that's pretty hardcore. You can't just tuck em' and fuck em? You got the tits, save your money and keep that plow rod!
>>703709037
If any of those niggers had raped a woman or beaten their wife on the sidelines during the national anthem, I promise you I'd have been mad as hell.
Literally at work and have done nothing but browse /b/
>$52 /hr
Not much. Fucked this hobo in the alley. Went home to fuck my sister. And now i'm on here
>>703709811
The first time in my life saying this so it ain't easy... but I'm gonna need to see some dick or GTFO! No way tits like that are on a man
>>703704834
Played starjew valley all day while netflix
>>703709811
How about a pic with actual lighting
>>703710056
agreed I aint buyin it
>>703709883
The man was expressing his god given freedom to protest an issue he feels in his heart is right. Regardless of if we agree with the nignog or not, I gotta admit theres nothing more American than that.
A true Patriot questions his government and its agencies.
>>703709811
Yep. Theyre perfect and im in love with you. Thank you so much for that.
>>703710462
>god given freedom
??
>>703704834
1) Did some banking, moved $ from an investment account into checking.
2) Bought a welding mask
3) Made an appointment to see an admissions counselor for an MBA program
4) Bought groceries
5) Washed a load of dishes and clothes
6) Decided to kick out and break up with my dead weight-ass girlfriend.
>>703710462
Fuck you fag... Yeah real American sitting down while the anthem plays
>>703710993
It's the idea that man isn't our final authority and that we are naturally born free really only having to answer to God for our actions but are enslaved and over-encumbered with tens of thousands of man made laws which can change on a whim.
>>703704834
Delivered 50 moving boxes, helped move a few fence panels, arranged to mow edge weedeat 2 lawns tomorrow.
>>703711084
Truly brainwashed. People like you who religiously stick to the trend of US jingoism and elitism without thinking critically about the causes and consequences of such behaviour will be the downfall of our great nation.
Enjoy your chicken tendies, brother.
>>703711080
I like your priorities
>>703711995
No "brother," as if that man has any idea of the common struggle he is referring to like people are getting shot for being black... You're just an idiot, he wants to make a name for himself, that's it you're reading into shit that isn't there,assuming he's smart. Right now it's just cool to be in with the BLM/SJW shit and that's not jingoism...
Started class in MIG welding today and nailed it!!!FACT!!!
>>703704834
Just sent a $1.6M quote to a customer.
>>703711084
America stands for many things to all, as is evidenced by the constitution written by our forefathers.
Freedom, equality, fairness and justice, to name a few.
We have the rights as US citizens to stand for whatever we believe is right and just. To some, that means taking a knee during the anthem. As abhorrent and unpatriotic as it seems, it is simply a show of freedom. A beautiful thing, regardless of whether or not you agree or disagree with the statement being made.
It makes me proud as a citizen.
I've run a few 911 calls this evening. Nothing too crazy/special tho.
>>703704834
I saved almost three hundred bucks by wanking it in the shower instead.
>>703713086
America < Wetfarts
>>703711995
My bad forgot quotes on the whole ppl getting shot stuff.. Now let me see your buzzword list.
>>703708691
Those look fake af
Got a nidoking after 3 months of grinding. It's been a good day.
>>703712742
I dont agree with what he stands for, however, i do agree with his right to do so. I do not let it anger me. In fact it makes me proud of my country even more.
His demonstration does not affect you or me in the slightest. However the fact that he can protest during our sacred anthem reaffirms my love for what our country stands and fights for.
Freedom.
>>703713086
Oh right so fuck it just never stand up then and be a proud citizen, cuz that's working fine for us these days when we take flags down and celebrate everything
You type that shit like you believe it..
Ever heard the whole fight for something or you'll fall for nothing... That's you
Made like 150 lbs of craft chocolate and restrung my guitar and alienated myself from the stupid open mic in my towm
>>703713827
Right, you say people are "brainwashed jingo elitists" like a conspiracy theory
>>703714110
Looks like something some weird pop musician would play
>>703704834
got up for work at 6:00AM, got home at 10:30PM
Quit smoking hash and played Farming Simulator.
>>703704834
Cleaned and rebuilt an old lady's Hoveround and detailed her van.
>>703713885
You chastise me for not doing exactly what kapeournick believes he is doing.
Fighting for something he believes is right. And il fight for my country and the rights that allow him do do such things.
Defend it from people like you who want to turn our great and free nation into a segregated, fascist state.
Many believe that the people who sit or knee during the anthem should be lined up and executed. Like we are North Korea or Bumfuckistan. I will gladly give my life to fight against that rising tide of perceived "American elitism and jingoism".
woke up
>>703704834
I used jet fuel to melt some steel beams.
Wait, that was yesterday.
>>703715004
Yeah course you will, as you roll over and compare a salute to the country of freedom (as if there was no way to get a point other than refusing to getting off a bench) to North Korea's killing people
"I'll give my life so he can post his PC BS" sure that's noble but your sitting on a pc in a well conditioned room saying that knowing that that'll never happen.
>>703704834
Cooked dinner.
Fan in the freezer went out I was freaking! As parts stores were closed. But wait is that a fan in the broken ice maker? Is it the same type? Why yes it is! Spindle was slightly larger, the drill press took care of that!
>>703704834
your mom's a really hard worker
Studied then went to the gym, then grocery shopped.
>>703716385
I never said that i compare a salute to state sanctioned killings. You have not read my opinions thoroughly and have drawn wild conclusions as to what my point is. But as i have mentioned, these are simply my opinions, and you have shared yours. These are the freedoms I am proud of my country for.
Thank you for talking with me, brother.
Also I dont have air-conditioning, dont need it where i live.
Have a good rest of your night.
>>703709468
Here's our first one.
https://youtu.be/O7kqrH5SqC4
Went to school and work
>>703704834
reported someone for posting a picture of a child
>>703706277
me too! I made a rod stock holder for the shop. Stick welding practice
Went to class, sat in on an extra lecture and then played a round of tennis afterward.
idk
Went to my Aikido dojo and taught a couple of white belts how to perform ukemi the right way.
>>703704834
school i guess
>>703717427
eventful
Went to class, cooked lunch, went to work, taking a dump, going to clean up some of my house, take a shower, and head to bed after drinking a couple beers.
>>703704834
Learned basic Git functionality.
>>703717596
Keep practicing anon. Looks like you need to work on getting the weld on both pieces of metal. Still looks better than what our maintenance crew manages on stuff that's supposed to support people from dying.
>>703704834
Worked 11 hours then came home and fucked a single mom that I've been banging for a couple of weeks. About to head to bed.
1 - I got a blow job from a girl I don't really like but she's into me teaching her how to give good head.
2. Played some guitar.
3. Visited my kids.
4. Made peace the my ex's new bf (mother of kids)
5. Arranged a date tomorrow with my other gf.
6. Checked my bank to check if my tenants paid there rent on time. (They all did)
7. Booked my flights for febuary in Thailand/Vietnam and Philippines to go on my annual 3 week fuck fest with young Asians.
Pretty constructive.
>>703704834
Either graduate week informal orientation. Or started called in an investigation on why my mailed packages of books arrived empty.
>mfw book box came and then see empty
i got high
>>703720713
kys
>>703704834
Finished an assignment for Operating Systems.
So a smelly hippy with a forgettable cock that loves to travel and has kids...
>>703717596
Looks like hammered dogshit.
>>703721111
I had a shower twice
Nice quads
>>703720442
0/10 please try again after reading the requirements.
Went to an interview for a tech support job that pays around $15 an hour.
>>703720442
Oh I also contemplated the Mandela effect and decided it's bullshit
>>703704834
Sauce on that grill?
>>703704834
Had sex with the girl i have a crush on's mother.
Bounced a fat drunk dude from the club
>>703704834
Went to the bar with the girl I love because one of her friends died this past weekend
>>703704834
took my dog out on my off day kek
>>703704834
Set up my job orientation so I can get paid healthcare hours for my grad school application.
>>703721524
Is that good pay for your state
>>703720442
i bet your body is just crawling with stds
>>703704834
Configurar Matlab con Arduino y obtener datos en tiempo real :D
>>703707795
You make payroll on a Tuesday?
>>703722030
Yea - my cock head is permanently red
I flipped the burger at the right time
>>703722180
Fast food places don't flip burgers. Just fyi.
>>703704834
I ate three times this day.
Woke up, like 10 minutes ago
I rebuilt an apartment's deck because the retard tenants set the damn thing on fire. Also removed some flooring to try and get rid of the dog piss a tenant left behind for us to clean up.
>>703721524
Considering most similar jobs within 50 miles pay about $10.50, it's not that shitty. (Rural Tennessee)
>>703721942
That's not good for any state.
>>703722295
Who said I work in a fast food restaurant?
oops
>>703721942
See
>>703722411
>>703722387
Dogs + rental property = bullshit. Always. And always.
>>703707396
You deliver the mail, don't you?
>Took dog to the park
>Watched football the rest of the night
>drinkin and smoking with roommates watching batman forever
>went to three classes
>finished speech for one of them and practiced it
>finished miscellaneous schoolwork
>set an appointment for a meeting with school newspaper staff
>set a reminder to attend a political lecture on-campus
being responsible feels nice
>>703722680
Well now you can say it was posting a sick gif on 4channel
>>703722638
Yea, this dude did not take good care of his dog at all. The dog ate the corner bead right out of the wall and stripped the window sill down to bare wood. He must've never walked him because there was piss all in the laundry room and garage.
got my car fixed $1100, and watched the entire first season of Mr Robot
Moved my shit out of my exes apartment finally.
>>703723007
How much of it was broken?
>>703722387
I rent out some property and it doesn't bother me as much that people are fucking lazy and don't clean up after there dog. No what pisses me off more is that they own a dog and don't care enough about the dogo to take it out to go piss and shit, instead they leave the dog inside and it suffers because its scared about pissin and shittin inside because they'll get yelled or hit by the owner when they do. Fucking terrible people
>>703722906
Yea fuck that. I don't rent to dog owners. Cats usually just fuck up carpets at most.
>>703723114
None actually. We've been very good. Just finally got over there to grab the rest of the shit.
>>703723436
So you kept that hoe in her place?
>>703723698
I guess?
>>703722902
Well shit I better keep it up
Threw out the last of my cigarettes.
>>703720442
Sounds like a good life.
>>703724478
Good luck bro!
>>703724915
Thanks man. Tired of feeling like death warmed up all the time.
I got hired today and made an original recipie.
Get on my fucking level
Instaled Adobe Muse
I only killed 2 Jews... :(
>>703704834
I worked 11 hours at my job then came home and cleaned my house and made myself dinner
I dont know..
Re mortared a fallen stone from a gate wall.
Fixed a gate valve amd some other irrigation issues.
Helped my friend with a car issue.
Ordered some things for the house online.
Got with my fuck buddy.
Average kind of day
>>703704834
Had a job interview today. They offered me the position right then and there
>>703704834
I vaporized an apple with electricity. Come at me
>>703704834
Checked my mail and googled stuff for my job.
Watched the last Transformers movie (it was shit)
And told 4chan that dubs get to choose what to do next. And nobody answered me
got a smoothie, a ham breakfast burrito, watched Shooter for the tenth time, and went to work.
>>703729851
I just built a high voltage power supply, anyone want snap chat proof?
>>703707396
nerd fag kys
>>703707549
Why do you hate your life? If you hate it now just wait 3 years
>>703704834
Made 3 pounds of jerky.
>>703709051
Nice pooper
I hanged me a filthy Nigger!
Hanged that dirty nigger from the tallest branch I could find. He cried like a bitch until the neck snapped.
Niggers not welcomed in my state!
>>703704834
who is grill?
>>703704834
Got a max cape on OSRS and then sold my bank, because the game is dead. Profited over 100K (ran gambling rings/clans).
