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Shitty car mods/ricer thread. Post what you have.
>>703692778
Lol holy fuck, imagine how much that weighs
>>703692849
fuck I want one
>>703692778
I'm getting exhausted just looking at it.
>>703693049
Shopping cart/10
>>703692778
>Shitty
Shitty? Please, that's a fucking legend of a car. I'd personally drive that fucking thing around just to troll.
2fast2sanic
>>703693049
>When your civic sits too low and you need a ladder on the back to see why traffic is stopped
>>703693049
>>703693049
>>703693224
Babystroller/10
>>703692849
That thing is cool.
>>703693392
I like it
>>703693049
>>703693545
TOP KEK
>>703692849
looks like a smart car fucked an avalanche
>>703693800
Is that real cause I think I found my reason 2 live
>>703693392
Autism/10
>>703693800
>86 inch W900 sleeper on a pick up truck
Why tho?
>>703693049
>>703693710
Australia/10
>>703694149
>Autism/10
Niggerism, more correctly.
>>703694459
this meme was funny for like a day.. god damnit fucking normies
starting mini dump with my exhaust
>>703694056
It's real, and not difficult to do. Lengthening truck frames is common and mounting a sleeper is simple work. Start with a crewcab dually, order suitable channel, splice per typical industry practice then add your sleeper, which is large but not particularly heavy.
Kinda lame for not using a real medium duty truck but it's an amusing toy hauler.
>>703694680
>talks shit about overusing harambe
>uses normie
>>703693899
A fellow houston bro
>>703694712
>>703692778
Bet a nigger owns that car.
>>703693173
Nice. Chortle
>>703694834
That's just hilarious.
>>703694927
unpainted hoods are always hilarious.
>>703694834
>>703694728
custom tailights tickle my ricer fancy
>>703695046
Ouch, that's gonna be an expensive repair.
>>703695119
>>703695063
it's carbon fiber, paint likes to fade off them fast & some primers can ruin the cf
>>703692778
Got some dubs put in my Van last week. What you think?
>>703695280
>>703695362
>>703692778
would legit use as a trashcan if I passed it
>>703695063
Are you for real?
>>703695454
>>703695299
Also related, by dash.
>>703695280
so i guess the joke is on anyone that buys one.
a body panel you cant paint. come to detroit with that shit, you'll fit right in.
>>703695046
Somebody tried to do their own timing eh? RTFM Faggot!!!
>>703695519
>>703695544
If the entire car was like that it'd actually be really fucking cool
>>703693392
Orig size brakes
Stoopidt phuch
Ded
>>703695046
How does this happen
>>703695653
It's supposed to reduce weight. Still lame as fuck but there is a reason for them.
>>703695362
why does this remind me of a fiddler crab?
>>703693392
Dat unsprung mass
God some killer tweeters embedded into the seat fabric. Costed about $400.
>>703693899
i would drive this, and i aint even weeb
>>703695742
it is and it's mine.
>>703695752
That looks kinda cool
>>703695046
Hi im a huge faggot, and what am I looking at here?
>>703695876
be real, people only get it for cosmetics. is the carbon fiber on the headlights for weight, oh thats right they were added on for looks only. ADDED WEIGHT obviously that owner is not interested in the extremely negligible gains, so it fits perfect itt "Shitty Car Mods/Ricer Thread"
>>703696004
I like it, I like MR2s as well.
>>703695752
https://youtu.be/xmUZ6nCFNoU
>>703694931
messed up fasbric-broken switch on door-halfassed radio setup
at least the torn racer's bucket seat sorta fits in
>>703695362
gawd... who would ruin a genuinely nice car like that...
>>703696004
nice mr2 but whyyyyy
>>703695046
>>703696085
Seconded, I have no clue as to what those are.
>>703695752
probably as cool as an ice cream truck could ever get unless the ice cream was being served by a gorilla wearing sunglasses and a form fitting leather jacket
>>703696085
A bunch of bent engine valves, probably from some broken timing belt or pure retardation.
>>703695837
If your timing belt snaps, or if your engine starts knocking real bad (i.e. installing turbo, change timing for higher octane fuel, fill up with regular).
>>703695653
weight reduction, they can weigh half as much as stock hoods in some cases, which on any car used for racing is something that'll make it worth it to you.
>>703696004
How do?
>>703696313
you're not even going to mention that it's an auto?
>>703695752
>>703696297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o5tJiIOBBI
>>703696004
Nice
>>703693899
Also Houston here, the weird nigger-type asian kid that drives that is a faggot.
>>703695237
>>703695684
>>703695837
>>703696085
Bent valves.
This is what happens when some river faggot buys a gates timing belt for his 2jz, then leaves the timing cover off for all his gay ricer buddies to see his "sick as fuck JDM belt" but never tightens the tensioner and immediately revs the piss out the car the second he starts it after changing the belt.
Then I buy the car for cheap.
>>703695454
if someone sends me 400$ i will install this on my integra forreal
>>703696641
It's really shitty/ cheap holographic sign vinyl i bought online. h&h sign supply. i don't recommend it unless your fine looking a fool.
>>703694309
fuck yeah fuckin oath. legit im sitting here in australia thinking that is a mint looking ute would rip sick skids/10.
>>703696085
You are looking at what happens when you fuck with or don't maintain an interference (as opposed to free-running) engine.
>>703696910
>>703696008
that thing is rad
>>703692778
i would grab a trashcan, and empty it in those tubes
>>703696961
>>703696548
if i gave you two identical cars in every way, but one had a hood half the weight, you'd never be able to tell the difference. and for the amount of money spent its retarded.
999/1000 people get it for looks.
>>703695299
cover that spkr box in some shag or something and ya wouldn't know... I say whatever works /b/ro
good job...
>>703695536
.......
now this is just. . . . . . . . .
unacceptable ........
yup......
>>703696860
I wish they still made "utes" for us Americans... For some reason car companies think we won't buy them... I'd buy a 2017 El Camino!
>>703692778
is that a fuel like going into the exhaust. that probably shoots mad flames.
>>703693128
>I don't get it what's modde...
>holy crap
>>703693192
legend
>>703696687
LOL yup. The car is an auto and he drives it like its a manual
>>703695536
touch screen tho.
>>703696963
hella rad
>>703696509
I bought a rebuilt motor from a wrecker and this happened within 15k miles. Went from a v6 to a 4 cylinder pretty quick, the timing was all fucked, truck was pretty snappy though while it lasted.
>>703696313
Valves are also bent cuz timing belt went out lol
>>703696548
bullshit, 10lbs out of a 5000lbs car makes functionally 0 difference.
May this audi rest in peace
>>703697129
its just sitting there
>KYS
>>703696761
I assume that fuckery like this is common?
>>703693128
how is that even legal?
>>703693049
>>703697411
theyre just trying to justify rice, which is really sad and the definition of ricers. its the same mentality as saying race cars have big spoilers for downforce, so its functional and ok to have one.
>>703697194
SSSSHHHHHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT
>>703694712
1991 Nissan 240sx?
>>703697433
Looks like something straight outta Hot wheels Highway world race
>>703697779
Still looks retarded
>>703696761
Im not a car fag, what you just said is gebrish to me
>>703695752
>>703697703
Definitely an s13
I don't think there are any un-ruined ones left :(
>>703697457
Now that is fucking awesome!
>>703694834
>Massachusetts
I hope when that thing inevitably goes flying off the road due to the inept driver, it kills his family, and another family in Massachusetts. Fuck that entire state, and their shitty driver.
>>703697516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfpUjfp2_XQ
I seen a hatch civic styled like pic related, except exhaust was heat wrapped. It was pretty cool for a show car. Really clean.
>>703694890
Looks more like a rat rod to me rather than a donk.
>>703697896
Hot wheels was my childhood. But yeah, looks like trash
>>703697569
it's not
>>703694890
Nope. That has to be a Mexican.
>>703698058
I thought Massholes were the worst. Then I moved to Florida with all the Floridiots. They make me wish for Massholes!
>>703698378
>Be like me
>Live in mexico
>never see such a shitty
>on a daily bases sees cars that need screwdrivers to be jammed into the widow so stay closed.
>never seen a lowrider that shit
>>703693128
i bet this is in houston too. damned niggers. i hate that shit, they also like to swerve. damned niggers
>>703697972
>implying that's not cool as fuck
>>703697075
well if you had a carbon hood chances are you have other things done for weight reduction aswel.
and a non scientific rule of thumb is every 100lbs off your car = .1 second faster in a quarter mile
>>703697411
>>703697637
for my car, a used carbon fiber hood I was looking at for $400 weights 15lbs rather then the stock 40lbs. so 25lbs of static weight saved on a car that weighs sub 2500lbs & leads to a better weight distribution since the car has a 55-45 front heavy distribution stock
>>703698655
Mexicans In the US are different then Mexican Mexicans
>>703693128
Missing the right front already I see.
>>703698655
My buddy at work is Venezuelan and he's literally had a pencil stuck in his rear window since the day I met him. Granted that was only three months ago, but still.
>>703692778
jesus christ i was so drunk i thought that said harambe
>>703697947
If the cam timing is off, the valves can be down in the combustion chamber as the piston is coming up. Boom, piston smacks into the valve.
>>703695046
haha fuckn' fucktard
>>703697703
1993
>>703698005
bought mine as a pre-molested & crashed track car as to preserve good ones since I was just gonna SR swap & race it.
If I ever got a stock one I'd keep it stock to daily
>>703699048
you waste 400 dollars on that, and ill spend 400 dollars on something that makes power.
>>703693392
>ruining a crown vic
>>703696509
Knocking won't bend valves. And the timing you're thinking of for knock is ignition timing. The timing that will bend valves is cam timing.
>>703693710
is that a camero with a flatbed?
>>703699310
He probably never going to fix it either. Too busy dealing drugs and pulling drive bys
I only save Awesome upgrades,... so Fuck you op
>>703699729
$400 isnt alot to spend on a car performance wise, and it's something you don in conjunction with other power/weight mods
>>703697194
>>703699950
>>703697545
Very.
not changing your timing belt, over-revving the engine, etc.
>>703700021
>>703693128
H-TINE HOLD IT DINE
>>703700109
>>703697457
back to the future III?
>>703700021
>Peterbilt
not a Kenworth, but Truck rat rods are pretty sweet
>>703700191
>>703700241
>>703699729
I agree with this. weigh saving has its place. removing the interior is free and likely your biggest loss in weight. gaining power is easier and more efficient than loosing weight.
>>703699969
you're trying to justify a rice mod. 400 dollars for that is awful bang for buck. people get it for looks otherwise they'd get a fiberglass hood.
>>703700238
idk. lol, just a sweetass pic to me /b/ro
thx for the info tho
>>703696004
Eurobeat intensifies
>>703700241
not sure there is an upgrade here, but looks so awesome!
>>703699841
That is one of the new El Co's. Only for sale in Kangarooland. Because Chevy honestly thought they wouldn't sell in North/South America. What dipshits.
>>703693128
>what's wrong with that ca...
>holly shit
>>703700495
:D
>>703695693
does that guy like Angelina Jolie?
>>703699969
$400 would be a good deal on a CF hood but could be better spent depending on where in a build you are and what you're building for.
>>703692924
why?
>>703700279
fucking gorgeous
>>703696412
you seen those holographic Japanese lambos? i'm kinda going for that, but super cheap and shitty but still kinda cool.
>>703700109
>only saves awesome upgrades
>posts this
>>703700279
What Unholy Fuckery is this?! Someone needs to have a metal pinned to their damn chest, then shot dead.
>>703697102
You would know because it would sound like shit.
>>703700238
My order for favorite trucks would have to be Peterbilt, then Kenworth, and finally International.
>>703701024
Because Niggers.
>>703700520
leave it to chevy to be fucking retarded
>worked as car salesman for couple years
>6 months of last year/early this year couldn't see a single one of their pickups because they fucked up the seatbelts and windshield wipers
>>703698858
>>703700449
speedy speed boy.mp3
>>703700279
WTF am I looking at
is that 4 turbos? or is it 8?
wtf seriously?
I need lots of specs on that shit
This is in Dallas, this is an old pic too. Looks even crazier now
>>703701242
*sell
>>703701313
Read file name
>>703693049
that would make the car go slower with all that drag
What a buffoon.
>>703700612
>>703701161
Kenworth, Peterbilt, then Freightliner, are my top 3
>>703701434
It's made to look cool, not go fast.
>>703693800
imagine all teh girls you coudl hump and dump along the road though
alright, nutted, now get the fuck out
>>703701069
for that car,. it is awesome
>>703701244
>Pic related
>>703701081
lmfao
>>703695752
I kinda like this one.
THIS...
>>703695299
I think dubs are wheels dip shit.
>>703701580
>not go fast
>>703701055
that's pretty cool
>>703701507
not sure if real tho
>>703701415
thats insane
>>703701852
fukkn sweet yo
>>703701906
whats the most fun car you guys ever drove?
I know they are nearly universally hated but the NA miata my high school gf had was a blast
her dad was a car guy and did the sleepy eyes headlight mod too
>>703696416
cylinder head valves, bent by fucked timing belt, most likely
>>703697211
How?
>>703702112
.... lol
>>703700279
8 turbos. No engine. You fart in the intake and the turbos amplify the power and use recirculation valves to reamplify unused gasses to perpetuate the system. Trust me. My uncle's friends dad's cousin worked on cars
>>703702112
>that caution
>>703701541
What made me fall for Internationals was this one gorrrrrrrrrrgeous truck I saw parked in front of my warehouse. The trucker was sleeping in the back in his cab but fucking christ, I was staring at her for ages. She was identical to pic related, but I just got this from google right now
>>703701728
>civic
>awesome
Pick one, ricerboi.
>>703694712
>/o/ detected
>>703695046
Never seen a bent valve, BROKEN valves yes, NEVER a bent valve.
>>703700612
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>703702352
>civic
>photoshopped monster civic
pick one.
>>703695046
60k timing belt intervals aint nothin to fuck with
>>703696459
pure retardation like engine overspeed
down shifting at 100 km/h from 5th to 2nd gear
>>703693800
Redneck cringe
>>703695454
>>703701906
Not that bad actually.
>>703692849
Niners baby!
>>703701728
i drive a chevy silverado u derp
act like u knw ppl on the net.... ffs
kys troll
>>703702599
still better than nigger cringe
at least its somewhat useful
>>703702267
but you can see the valve covers in there.
its just a octo turbo car. one turbo per cyl.
>>703694459
Dicks out for Harambe
>>703695046
Can confirm, not cheap. Person I bought my car from fucked up their timing belt install. 6 valves bent to hell cause he didn't tighten the tensioner.
>>703702301
Yeah, I like how they kinda went back to the original nose/grill style.
My Dad drove a kenworth, so it's in my blood. I've always like the style and classic look of the flat nosed Pete's, and the classic White freightliner cabovers.
Cabover's are my week spot, I love all of them, but white freightliner's the most, next to the Kenworth K100
>>703700205
back to the future, everybody hop in
>>703692924
Brotha need a ladder to get on that shit!
>>703695536
looks like beavers got it
>>703698445
>calling us massholes as an insult
We use the term ourselves
>>703701852
Now I sort of want a new Beetle. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
>>703694834
Now that is some late-stage 'tism.
>>703702450
happen quite often
pistons hitting the valves due to fucked camshaft / crankshaft timing
>>703699220
No it's not, look closer
>>703696548
Any car that's worth modifying in the first place has an aluminum hood, and there's no way a carbon fiber hood with a fiberglass base layer actually weighs less than the stock hood.
OEM aluminum hoods weigh basically nothing.
>>703697045
>deez nuts
Some chick I know owns this
>>703702864
Awwwwwww shiet son. The flat nosed Pete's are my fucking favorite. Fuck wind resistance. They look sexy as fuck. I don't know if you have an Instagram, but if you do, follow the page @kenworthw900l. They post some of the most gorgeous and beastly Kens I've ever seen. Occasionally they'll post a pic or 2 of another brand, but they're all upgraded and modded to the tits. I can legit just sit on my phone for hours just staring
>>703694931
Nice automatic.
>>703700495
precurser to the lambourghini
From the back it looks EXACTLY like 70's style lambourghini
the fat wheels make it look so bad ass
>>703703331
>>703693392
>>703692778
Is that the galesburg wallmart?
>>703700274
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
>>703701729
>>703696004
I would do this for a short amount of time on my 86 tbh
>>703694453
>sonic
>niggers
>>703701215
This is actually in Saudi Arabia.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/26ymjp/i_live_in_riyadh_i_drive_by_this_car_every_morning/
>>703703288
#stancelife
>>703703333
nice quads
nothing wrong with a navy recruitment car
>>703703381
.... precursor to Lamb.... I don't think so m8.....
nice try tho
>>703703345
The classic style of trucking from the 60's-2000's is what I like the most. Like the movie Convoy
>>703695544
Car looks pretty stock, photoshop filter.
>>703701906
tastefully done.
>>703698825
Probably. The faggots from Louisiana are the worst about doing this shit.
This piece of shit.
>>703703333
Fuck yeah, Navy quads!
>>703701729
I remember watching him ram into every traffic barrier this side of London with that fucky thing.
>>703693392
nigger hooptie
>>703703746
Sooo sand-niggers?
>>703703180
>Any car that's worth modifying in the first place has an aluminum hood
>>703703846
That page has a bit of everything so I hope you enjoy. I gotta be up at 0400 for work so I'm heading off for tonight. Been nice talking to you, friendo. Cheers.
radical
>>703701507
My invention I like to call the Ski-Wheeler.
>>703697972
reminds me of the micro machines
>>703703791
That's the thing, it was a POV. Someone did that to their own car. It was just some guy at the Commissary.
>>703697194
I'd pay good money for watermelon car.
>>703703836
ya, i think so ass face
![ccjzwm22i72lcidm8v6vx00x2.1000x577x1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cn7MrKm.jpg "ccjzwm22i72lcidm8v6vx00x2.1000x577x1[1].jpg")
>>703696004
Cool.
>>703700279
When it looks easy...
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HXFMIM8.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>703703381
That car is half american , ford had a hand in them. Goddamn Pantera's are such cool looking cars
>>703692849
>Three axels
Kek
![Hoopty[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/edQ9Clz.jpg "Hoopty[1].jpg")
>>703702768
kys
When I first saw these I thought the door handles were decals/paint of UFOs attacking the skyline.
>>703693392
gotta go fast
>>703704758
classy af
>>703692778
The whistles go woooooooooooo
![7337264_orig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YnzliQd.jpg "7337264_orig[1].jpg")
"Sshhhheeeeeeeiit!"
>>703695299
wow, those are some good dubs checked
>>703703836
or here is a better one, cock and balls across your nose
Learn your cars before you fucking contradict a master.
>>703701852
Wow, someone actually found a good use for these horrid cars
>>703704983
lol
>>703704793
Why?...
>>703704708
nice icon, get a real pic faggot
also
>>not precursor to shit
>>703697545
Far more common then they should be.
Some diesels also run belts. They can fail spectacularly when said belt fails. Throw away deal, then. Bend rods, fucked head, valve gear all fucked.
![kbeer1188403574[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4FKDND7.jpg "kbeer1188403574[1].jpg")
>>703705448
"Sshhheeeeeeeeiit!!!"
>>703704909
>>703704983
>>703705234
>>703705312
>>703705448
fuckin niggers
>>703705751
>>703693128
Hmm Mercedes, is it th-
OHMYGOD
>>703705312
Pretty sure ive seen this in Fort Wayne on South Hanna
>>703702719
Rednecks are the white niggers.
>>703694834
>shitty car mod
This was my old Corolla
>>703700612
3spooky5me
>>703705420
video game??? seriously.... goddamn you dont stop... fuck you 12yr old
take off that fedora and try this nifty tie on, it comes with it's own tree
>>703706124
>>703706330
> be me
> chilling in the break room during lunch
> decide to impress coworkers
> put down my dunkaroos and stand up
> "I just fixed up my ride, anyone wanna check out my sick mods?"
> nobody responds or even looks up except for the unfortunate guy that was already looking at the poster on the wall near me
> "c'mon down to my office brah"
> show pic related to guy, who had turned the other way down the hall when i wasn't looking on the walk over
> i beamed with joy in my empty room
![315-1024x783[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IZYxYrF.jpg "315-1024x783[1].png")
"Ain't no nigguh gwayne tuh beez stealin'
muh sheeit!"
