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no gays
I'M GAY
>>703688786
bull shit
Gays ruin everything. Paying rent used to be something that normal people did, now it seems only degenerate AIDS monsters pay it.
>>703688627
I'm worried for those people's mental health.
Also nobody has the time to individually dress them all. The bastards breed like hell.
I better not see some gay shit in this thread OP
I must sleep soon
I can't disagree.
>>703689043
>The bastards breed like hell.
I KNOW
I found a maggot in our pantry, and I about tore all the walls down to find more. BUT, I only found one, which greatly worries me.
I pitched all of my food, and my roommates didnt do anything. I swear we are going to have a worse bug problem soon.
If someone was dumb enough to do something like that, they do not deserve money.
>>703689180
G'night Barry
>>703689405
You can try making traps for them where you leave something sweet and preferably stick at the bottom of a bottle and put a funnel on top (make sure the bottom of the funnel is narrow and doesn't touch the sides) to curb their numbers. Don't bother with any electrical zappers; they're not particularly attracted by visible or UV light.
Obviously best way to get rid of them is to not leave food exposed.
>>703690100
Does leaving raw meat sitting out for weeks on end help curb their numbers?
>>703690100
My older roommates and I got rid of all of our flies, and now with the new roommates, they are horribly messy.
I have only found the maggot, and no flies since. So I am in weird predicament.
We leave small plastic cups out with apple Cider Vinegar in them and a slice of an apple. On top, is a usually a form of plastic wrap with a small whole in it, and once a lot of them have crawled inside with wrap aluminum foil on the top so they die.
>>703690599
After four years of sharing a flat/house I am so glad I can now live on my own.
Maybe he's a lone, intrepid explorer.
I guess people in countries hotter than here will be more familiar with that trick. I've never heard of someone in the UK having a fly problem.
>>703690985
Having roommates is a blessing and a curse really.
I surely hope so.
do you lot not have bug problems?
>>703691628
I can't see it being a blessing unless they're your friends. Then you can stay up late talking about stuff while watching movies.
Nah. Most often when it's a problem it's something like a wasp's nest growing where it's not welcome or moths ruining clothes.
>implying moths ruin things
rice sure does take a long time to cook
>>703692158
My current roommates are friendly which is really nice to have. They just arent sanitary when it comes to the kitchen.
wasps are horrible to deal with, bees are a lot easier. I dont think I have ever had to deal with moths however.
We get a lot of Cicadas and beetles in our plants in the spring, Monsanto is based in the midwest for a reason you know.
>>703692626
doesnt it usually just take about 10 minutes or so?
>>703692626
Get a rice-cooker like all those damn slants I used to live with had.
>>703693067
i believe the proper term is slopes
>thinly veiled fur thread thinks it can escape the wrath of spiderman
Nice try faggots.
>>703693061
Sounds about right.
Moth larvae have eaten quite a lot of our clothing over the years. I'm still puzzled as to how they actually get to it all.
Oh well I guess there's always pests in the garden. I was thinking more about them infesting your home.
>>703694098
GOOKS. CHINAMEN. CHINKS. I miss them. They were nice, polite flatmates. There was one girl who must have been like 5 foot who I used to (unintentionally) scare because she never heard me coming in to the kitchen.
>>703694235
What is this
curry is one of those amazing foods where it never changes form throughout digestion
>>703695248
A testament to your terrible cooking.
>>703695488
IT TASTES LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS
>>703695599
It tastes like cotton fibre? Disgusting.
>>703695787
cotton picked by hard working americans
come pick my cotton dev
>>703695884
> that makes it any less disgusting
Learn to cook.
Will you provide sunscreen?
>>703696276
what do i need to cook for
when i get married my wife will do all the cooking
no dev you have to get a tan in order to make it look convincing
>>703696400
Because you're not a man if you can't cook for yourself properly.
>>703697152
i've been cooking for a little under a month now
>>703697407
Not well by the sound of it.
We all picked the cotton, but we never got rich
>>703694539
ive only ever soon one moth I really particularly cared for, it looked like a luna moth.
We have a lot of land around our state dedicated to strictly agriculture, so we get a some insects in our homes sometimes from it.
And asians are always polar opposites, theyre really either really great people, or cliquey as can be since youre not asian.
>>703697593
you don't know that
>>703688694
I'm not gay, I'm a homosexual.
>>703697735
Not always, no. Besides, you'll often find foreign students hanging amongst people from their own country since it's the most immediate and apparent common ground and no doubt some find that less intimidating than trying to socialise with other people when they start uni.
>>703697815
You described your curry as being identical to your excrement and tasting of cotton fibre. You also almost burnt your dorm down trying to cook chicken.
I love you oso anon
yay
>>703698745
THAT WASN'T EVEN MY FAULT
I now have 4 months to cut all of my fat and maintain a BW of ~70kg. dammit
>>703698745
regardless of common ground or not, theyll tend to act like that
I much prefer my study at home. I don't have to socialise and don't have to deal with other students next door.
>>703699656
>>703699656
>>703699656
abs(this)
Having my own desk and my own room is amazing
>>703699076
Your feelings are wrong and you should feel ashamed.
>>703699319
Who was cooking? You. Therefore it was your fault.
>>703699411
> regardless
If they didn't share race/nationality in the first place they wouldn't be able to group together based on race/nationality.
Please notice me Oso anon
Eisen is for sure anon posting
>>703699911
BUT SOMEONE ALREADY HAD SOMETHING BURNT IN THE OVEN THAT CAUGHT FIRE
>>703699944
hi
eisen would not stoop that low
>
>>703699911
im just saying, its just kind of how it is, I would be the same way.
>>703700172
why didnt you clean the oven?
>>703700369
nobody cleans the oven
100% not gay
>>703700480
so then why did you not then?
At least you can actually cook sort of. Chet will tell you, I burn myself multiple times a day.
I am dangerous in a kitchen.
>>703699767
I have to share with cats though. One of them is sat on my books as we speak.
>>703700172
You were negligent in not checking that the oven was fine to use.
>>703700369
Then why say that it is a specifically Asian thing? It's not. We had large numbers of Cypriots, Poles, Romanians, and Americans who did it too.
>>703700588
my desire for chicken tendies overwhelmed me
>>703700606
damn does it feel good to know i'm better than you
This is now a blacked thread for you white losers that become traps just to be able to experience sex once in your life
>>703700480
Did the right one get the left one pregnant?
>>703700810
it's just a tummy rub
>>703700790
>>703700962
>>703701015
Why do you cucks always have to ruin every thread?
>>703700606
Have you though about charging it the book for relatively stealing it?
No one likes a free loader.
>>703700775
it just seems more relevant among them for some reason.
>>703700780
I understand your pain, when ever I try to run the self-cleaning option, i feel as if our apartment is going to burn down.
>>703688694
sauce on the originals?
>>703700775
i don't know if you've ever felt love in your life, but when you know that there's gonna be hot chicken tendies soon...
something primal takes over.
>>703701132
i cannot handle that sort of pressure
>>703700780
I was not emotionally prepared for this comment.
>>703701132
I can't do that. She has a death glare.
>>703701132
Possibly because the language is even more impenetrable when they talk amongst themselves.
>>703701312
"Tendies" is a stupid word and I hate you for using it so much.
I'll have you know I love Tay and his booty.
>>703701601
you should have known better
>>703701760
you don't know anything about the magic of chicken tendies
well i mean
a less obvious love.
>>703701312
Neither can I, I usually keep a really close eye on it when I do. We have a heat leak in our oven too, so we can feel the heat coming out through the stove top.
its freaky
>>703701601
Tay, youll have to stand up and show it whos boss, your local resident has to pay rent.
Threaten it with the idea of the adoption of a dog.
>>703701760
makes sense tbh
>>703702162
FUCK OFF.
Booty love is the only love that matters and you know it.
>>703702364
What seems to be more of an Asian thing however is to have nights where they get together in a large (like 5+) group and have a big meal cooked by the host, taking turns for each event. So that may also be part of it.
>>703702162
I'm starting to wonder who exactly is the bully.
>>703702364
But I have two cats to charge. There's strength in numbers.
>>703703015
CHET
HE'S A MEANIEPANTS
>>703702364
run hide & never cook again
>>703702895
tis better to love in booty than never loved at all
>>703702895
its a very traditional thing to do really, youll see it the middle-east countries and hispanic ones.
Our family will tend to do it some Sundays here and there.
>>703703015
I hear a Great Dane is in greater worth than that of two cats.
>>703703279
Who will cook then!?
surely you wont since you told me you wouldnt
>>703703414
me cooking for you was never up for discussion
>>703703279
I don't know. The tables are turning...
>>703703325
But my cats are pretty great. They're fluffy and only poop everywhere occasionally.
>>703703703
i've had to grow a thicker skin to live with his bullying
p.s. your cats sound like literal butts
I just remembered the Irish engineering student (ethnically Chinese) who kept pestering me whenever he were both in town and he was drunk. He was a member of the Afro-Carribean society and the hip-hop society. Good dancer but always had to remind me how that he no tolerance for alcohol because he was Asian.
>>703703279
So wise.
>>703703325
Again, a lot of people do it. Asian students did it far more regularly at our uni though.
I feel families doing that is an entirely different kind of thing since that can be tied in to family obligation.
>>703694235
Sit down son,
Lets talk about that god damn watermark
>>703703922
show me the best doggo you have, chet
>>703703821
HIS CATS ARE KAWAII AS FUCK, YOU LITTLE BASTARD.
>>703704060
you seem to have missed the joke
>fluffy and only poop everywhere occasionally
>like butts
ha HA
>>703704048
This is doggo well behaved and best because he eat vegetables to grow even stronger and well-behaved so he will be most popular at doggo school.
>>703688694
>Come to shitpost a mental illness threat
>Deduce, it's a Circlejerkers thread (why aren't you fucking dead? >>>/soc/)
Guess my work was done for me.
Tay, dont let domes bully you
>>703703593
then who was cook?
>>703703703
do they not have a litter box?
>>703703922
i still think that americans will tend to eat with each others as friends more than you realize.
>>703704390
>that sentence
>>703704473
nobody
you'll just have to live on oatmeal and toast
>>703703821
I guess it's true. Bullies come from bullying...
>>703704473
They have two. They only poop in specific places though, sometimes I think they do it because they get annoyed with how my mum handles them.
>>703704951
gimme your lunch moneys
>>703694235
I have to know what this is from
> "they get annoyed with how my mum handles them."
I saw Tay throw one his cats like an American football once.
>>703704243
If that's what a butt is to you, you may be incontinent.
>>703704473
For all I know British people do it as much. I eat out about less than once a year.
>>703704502
You ask for best doggo and I delivered.
>>703705071
I will end you.
>>703705206
i'm sorry. take this catboy as compensation.
>>703705071
I don't have any.
>>703705206
I only play. She's constantly picking at them and hurting them in the process.
>>703705319
YOU WOULDN'T DARE
I AM FAR MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU
thats amazing
>>703704592
no
I refuse to do such nonsense
>>703704951
makes sense, cats can be spiteful.
another reason i would rather get a dog tbh
>>703705206
Tarantino would agree that eating together is a centerfold piece of society
>>703705412
well get some
and then give it to me
or ELSE
>>703705455
I'll feed you to the fucking 'gators, child.
>>703705412
Yeah. Play American football. Or get them to do Nazi salutes. Or force them to do the Han Solo smile.
>>703705461
I must live on the fringe of society then.
>>703705883
What's the han solo smile?
>>703705585
Or else what? You'll have to do a bit better than that.
>>703705883
None of that hurts them, though.
>Demos is still posting
>>703706361
i'll lick you
>>703705883
Do you not eat with fellow students for lunch?
so?
>he named himself after a vegetable
did you abandon the animus completely?
No. I post there daily and far more than I post here.
I can post in both places at once as I am now.
>>703706019
https://youtu.be/kOemDJIdBrY?t=1917
>>703706361
It hurts their pride.
>>703706440
There's no point when I don't know when I can have lunch. I have my lunch break outside and it usually only takes me 10 minutes.
>>703706432
Jesus, alright. There's no need to go that far.
>>703706747
>Horny Goblin Fartscapades
oney is cool
>>703706840
CLOSE TO THE MOUTH.
you double dipping slut
>>703706747
i mean, do you get some social interaction at least?
demos, adultery is not something to joke about mkay
i read the scarlet letter i know a thing or two about adults.
>>703706432
What?!
>>703706994
You listen to Sleepycast?
>>703707047
Not really. I say hello to people as I walk past. Everyone's too busy.
Wasn't The Scarlet Letter that book Easy A spoofed?
>>703694255
>declares Spider-Man thread
>posts one Spider-Man
the scarlet letter took place in the 1800s, squash..
>>703707323
i've listened to a couple casts while sleepy
Yes, I am glad you know your literature
>>703707323
man that blows, do you listen to podcasts in the lab?
how do you kick cabin fever?
I've seen Chet's MP3, it consists of 5 playlists of the Cheeky Girls.
>>703706994
I am in desperate need of an adult right now.
i want to put death grips on chet's ipod
>>703707750
Yes. It was about the nun that fucked the priest and wore a letter or something.
Easy A was a movie that spoofed this concept of sexual prejudiced.
its like you want us to go deaf
George put Death Grips on my MP3 and it was hell.
> I would pay for an iPod.
Not all of us fall for marketing.
I got a Kubik mp3 player for £15 and it's excellent.
>>703707750
You are slightly cooler than I thought.
>>703707835
Yes. I listen to Sleepycast, Plague of Gripes bitch about Dark Souls, and Neuropod WHICH WAS CANCELLED AS SOON AS I STARTED LISTENING TO IT.
I have to walk between labs constantly, I read in my office, and I go outside for lunch.
>>703708088
hey aren't we the same age
>Also
>what the fuck are makoto's toes
>>703708255
oh
i have not seen the easiest of a's
>>703708318
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>703708462
i know you secretly think i'm a really cool person dont lie
>>703708088
I'll be your adult.
>>703708608
I just realised what you actually wrote. I withdraw that remark. You're so uncool.
>>703708462
well thats good, do you enjoy yahtzee croshaw's podcasts?
>>703708462
That dog needs a diet.
>>703708608
Well I hit 20 this year. Doesn't stop me from needing an adult.
>>703708814
You already have someone calling you daddy, no?
DADDY
NO.
>>703708828
I didn't know he made them but I haven't found him entertaining in years.
>>703708907
You only have yourself to blame.
>>703709546
Isnt it time for you to go to bed?
>>703709648
theyre lovely, theyre called the Drown Out Series, he has even done a darksouls one too.
Theyre Nefel approved too.
>>703709648
i blame the government
it's corrupt, y'know!
WHY AM I ALWAYS DOING MORE DPS THAN MY ENTIRE TEAM
AHHHHHH
because you stink
>>703710028
Is that unexpected?
>>703710431
yes
i am playing a prot warrior
i should not be outdpsing the rogue, mage and warlock
>>703709648
What name do you prefer, then?
>>703709920
Post your taint.
>>703710599
Brzęczyszczykiewicz.
>>703709945
i'm a big boy
i'll sleep when i want to.
>>703710898
YOU STILL HAVEN'T SHOWN ME YOUR VOCAROO
>>703710517
Are they getting DDOS'd again? Tried to play earlier and was having issues.
>>703710917
no youre not, you need sleep to grow strong
>>703711305
nah
its just a little laggy
who wants to buy me a faction transfer
im tired of playing this shit alliance
>>703711327
i want something to put a fat smile on my face tho before i go to bed
He will never be strong. Unlike doggo who eats his vegetables.
>>703710990
I never recorded one.
>>703711526
>>703711487
I can give you a fat lip before you go to bed.
we can only hope at this point
>>703711487
I unironically like some of your pictures you post
though its not often
>>703711790
you mean nothing to me
>>703711621
;-;
One does not need to like Matsu to appreciate cuteness.
>>703712130
I appreciate your cuteness.
>>703711959
I'm sorry. Would you like another vocaroo by Captain Dickhead?
>>703712278
What cuteness? I have no idea what you're talking about, officer.
i wish someone would appreciate me like that
>>703712278
NO
actually yes
Not while you're a big bully.
i'm just really dominant is all
that is screen cap worthy
>>703712402
I can see it all over your person.
>>703712419
You'll have to wait until tonight then.
>>703712645
>>703712645
>>703712645
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/
the whole thing is amazing
>>703712900
>wait until tonight
o-oh..
cant you make one and send it to me onn skype so i get it in the morning
>>703712888 (checked)
>>703688694
>'no gays'
>he says while posting anime
It's okay, you can step out of your closet now.
>>703713189
>its the anime that makes it gay
kek
>>703713169
what is your image trying to convey?
>>703713354
>"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
>>703713110
No because I'd have to turn on my PC and I want a nap.
>>703712900
Get out of my webcam.
>>703713504
why, thats a lot of (you)'s my dude
words arent that hard
>>703713544
Don't be stupid. I'm at your window. Nice PJs by the way. I like how they accentuate the buttocks.
>>703713327
Linking an image of anime in your post makes you gay, regardless of whether or not you're actually gay.
Not that that's a bad thing.
i dont know what the fuck is happening in physics atm
>>703714444
czech'ed
