If you could have amy one item, fictional or not, what would it be?
>>703687939
One set of Namekian dragon balls.
Wish one: godhood. No more need for wishes.
>>703687939
the babel fish from hitchhikers guide
that shit would be so useful
>>703687939
Replicator from star trek
>>703687939
>not picking the Starship Enterprise
Whut du fuk is wrong with u?
I'd be smoking bluntz, exploring the galaxy n shit.
>>703688124
How is one item a set? What you should of asked for is like a giant dragon ball magnet.
>>703687939
Hermione's wizard sleeve
Philosopher's stone.
>>703688249
Good answer.
I would want a death note
TARDIS and sonic screw driver
>>703687939
The doctors sonac screwdriver, it's basically a make everything better plot device, can't go wrong.
>>703687939
a girlfriend
>>703687939
The black pearl
Jetpack that didn't kill the user. Patent that shit, live comfortably forever. Jetpack or hovercar.
>>703687939
Everything....All of it.
>>703688737
Beat me to it, you miserable bastard. Go to /r9k/, worthless scum-bro.
>>703688866
Now were talking, with a steering wheel and a machine gun that shoots galaxies.
>>703688918
I wanted the real one. you can still have the fictional
Dubs
>>703688124
my first thought too, but a set isn't one item. maybe a working genie's lamp. i'd go for mastery of reality bending since godhood could unexist you if he goes all monkey's paw on you, or have other binding consequences
Singles
Erron Black's revolver. Never runs out of ammo. Regenerating bullets, i guess.
a woman
>>703688452
Planet express ship is best. Seems indestructible plus it banged bender. Enterprise looks queer
>>703689211
You wut?
>>703689102
My point still stands, you're a fucking robot. Go home.
>>703688866
>>703689338
I don't like it. It's ugly.
Portal Gun
>>703689541
Damn. Good choice
>>703689447
>>703689338
>>703689211
>>703688452
enterprise needs a crew. whereas even fry could pilot the planet express alone
>>703689447
ur ugly
>>703688737
I would also like a woman who loved me. Obviously such a creature is one of PURE FICTION!!
>>703689799
Dubs is true
>>703687939
that gorilla
Pic related. Then I could finally erase the corrupted hard drive of reality.
Okama Game Sphere
I would get garam be back
>>703687939
leadership over the jew bankers.
/thread
i own the world
I would like this because why the fuck not.
>>703687939
About treefiddy
>>703688249
That would not be useful. We'll have real time universal translators in 10 years. Tokyo will be handing them out for the 2020 olympics, a little device for your neck that will transpate between japanese, english and 15 other languages.
You wasted your choice.
no?
A sandwich
My arm.
I don't want anything else, I just want it back.
I don't care if I lose the welfare and have to work like a mule the rest of my life.
I don't care if I lose the girl who can't leave me out of pity.
Just give me my arm. I would do anything to be whole again.
>>703687939
A Shaw-Fujikawa Translight Engine.
I will donate it to science and we will develop slip space technology.
You're welcome for advancing space fairing technology by hundreds of years.
Happiness
A gf.
>>703690397
Whoa whoa whoa.... easy guy... geez.. sorry...
>>703688124
your wife's pussy on my breath
>>703690397
Stale copypasta. Fuck off, gimpy. Literally kill yourself if you don't have an arm.
>>703690287
Is the best option.
Infinite ammo
It can be use it almost in almost every place
Helpful in real life
>>703687939
Infinite improbability drive, I certainly hope it comes with instructions on how to use it
>>703687939
invisibility cloak any other answer is for cucks
>>703690397
Please, be fake
I would want a copy of greed island w/console
>>703690231
They will be as shit in ten years as they are today. It's simple linguistics, there is a natural unaccountable variation to language.
A lightsaber
>>703690601
You need nen though to use it.
I mean, I love HxH. But you just wasted that shit, nigga.
>>703687939
Fing-longer!
>>703690287
>>703690543
It's much less useful and fun without the boots with it...
>>703690624
You would end up like >>703690397
>>703690397
Zozzle
>>703688249
Probably best answer. All wishes for overly powerful items can lead to disaster. You'll drunkenly crash the Enterprise into the moon, or with all the money in the banks destroy the economy and have everyone want to kill you. Jet packs will kill someone and you get sued.
This? You can go anywhere in the universe and understand any sentient being's language. No one will want to murder you over it, and it's not powerful enough to cause any damage. In terms of practicality, best wish
>>703689541
>>703690287
It only works on moon surface right?
>>703688452
Too bad space doesn't exist since the Earth is flat.
>>703690397
You should ask for this
>>703690397
I'll give you my arm for all your money/neet bux faggot
>>703690397
Idk if real or not but i'm srry man
>>703690830
Then I wish for a round earth
If only to see him once more.. And at best? My wildest dreams come true.
>>703690912
I was thinking of Jaxx from Mortal Kombat, but that works.
A large spacecraft capable of FTL flight with cargo holds stocked with technology and whatnot (cure for cancer to blueprints to build more of the ship to robots, etc).
>>703689018
Kekd
Right now I want a big greasy hamburger.
I'd love to own a StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet | Crimson Web (Factory New) in CS: GO.
Bioboosted armour.
Best choice
>>703691096
>>703691035
Try No Mans Sky
>>703687939
the tsar bomba
>>703687939
>not choosing pic related which could replicate anything. Including the Planet Express ship and sentient life.
Pleb
>>703691111
Most realistic thing to want here yet it's still completely out of your grasp.
>>703688715
ONE item. You tarsdis.
>>703691112
Nice! Tekkaman suit would be tight too
>>703690830
>Too bad space doesn't exist since the Earth is flat
Holy fuck I know we're on /b/, but fuck this flat earth b8 is stale as fuck.
>>703691139
Better make sure it's the one with the Mr fusion. Then Libyans ain't the forgiving type
>>703690524
I'd be too afraid of a monkey's paw situation there
>>703687939
The Dragon Buckler, which would give me the ability to transform into the DragonRanger. The flute-dagger would give me access to DragonCaesar, which I can use to defend the earth from evil.
>>703690231
>within 10 years
>2020
>pretends to be intelligent
>can't even add
>>703690287
yeah, working only on the special surfaces = crap
>>703690397
we'll get our bodies back one day.
>>703691340
A giant mecha dragon is a bit overkill to stomp on some Jews. Just ask for a fucking Death Note.
>>703687939
THIS QUESTIONS IS WAY TOO FUCKING VAST AND WHOLYDFUCKING SHIT /b/RO.... WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU FUCK MY RAIN THIS HARD WHILE IM THIS FUCKED GOD DAMMIT,,,,,,, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY POSSIBLITITIYULYIES OF THIS SHIT HAPPENING ARE??????????????LIKEFUCKAKESSAKESMAN WTFAREYUOUONABOUTIMMAFINDYOUANDRAPEYOUIRSISTER/,MOTHERYOUFITTHLYGRIMBYWHROESLUTEPEICEROCESHITI MMMAFUCKINFINDYOURANDMURDERYOURENTIREFAMILYTHENSHITONTHEMHEADTOTOTTTTOEBEAYBYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
welcome to /b/ 2005* it was lit
if i could push a button to murder every single person on 4chan /b/ expect for myself, i would push it so fast that a fucking rattlesnake wouldnt be able to catch my fuckin finger niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The gun "A light shining in darkness" from fallout new vegas
>>703691500
>death note
>use it once to wind up in Purgatory
nah fam
>>703691274
>fuck
>fuck
>fuck
Fucking potty mouth over here, holy fuck.
>>703690830
dang got me there
then i wish for space
>>703691401
>>703691139
He has one of these. That's how he knows about it. Just forgot what year he returned to
>>703691401
>doesnt understand the word within.
The elimination of desire and subsequently, true inner peace.
>>703691505
IM THE SAME FAGGGOT POSTING A REPLY TO THIS SAME COMMENT SO IT CAN GET MORE POPULAR FUCKSKEAYOUFUCKINGWHOREIMMAFINDYOUNIGGAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>703688452
>be me
>get Constitution-class Starship Enterprise
>no crew
>immediately crash into moon several lightyears away
>can't call Triple A
>die
I want the painting from this movie. They never show it, but everyone who sees it is captivated by it. Must have it
>>703687939
A "Full Dive" brain computer interface with its own built in virtual world I can be the God of. Allows me to access information from the internet subconsciously, and I can shit post in my sleep.
I'm the only guy in the world who would have one at this point so there aren't any digital infections that would work in me yet.
>>703691592
You can't go to either Heaven or Hell when you use it. If you're here chances are you would end up in Hell.
Instead, you get to - tentatively - become a Shinigami. Not that great of a destiny but it should be better than eternal torture.
i would like the most useful instrument
Triforce from legend of zelda, it grants the user ANY WISH so i could wish for a million more triforces and live the rest of eternity fapping.
>>703691631
How the fuck is that possible when the year is right the fuck there in the post?
One of this Zoids fuckers. They look cool as fuck
>>703688516
I agree. A death note.
>>703691708
This. What a tard.
A nigger that works
>>703691807
granted
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>>703691799
But I don't want to be a shinigami. I want to be a ZyuRanger and fight Bandora.
>>703691801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y
>>703691855
YES SOMEONE ELSE WHO REMEMERS ZOIDS. I FUCKING LOVE/LOVED ZOIDS. HAD ALL THE GAMES AND SOME FIGURES.
>>703691505
Fuck out of here kid. Go back to Facebook. You're not welcome here.
>>703691855
Yuuuus, I change my to zoids, a fucking puma one
>>703691936
▲
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Thanks
>>703691708
>the post I was replying to didn't even fucking use "within" I added that you cuntrocket
>>703691807
It only grants wishes if you're some god-tier Buddhist balance master. Else you get a piece of it; the most that resonates with you. So you become a giant pig. Congratulations.
>>703690830
yo, i invite you to build a fucking rocket and fly into space bro
GOPRO it and upload it to youtube as you're dying, then ill know how it goes aight lil nigga bitch ass faggot fucking piece of fucking nigger shit that was ate by a stupid fucking half nigger spic then cut out by some dumb gook nigger and diguested as some type of cum shit cuz you so gay you fucking faggot
yo i wonder how many faggots actually read all that, btw you're a waste of air/life/kill yourself and the rest of the world will happily live ooff of what ever the fuck ytou left behind you stupid asss niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiabitch
>>703691709
Still gotta eat faggot.
Your an organism that requires consumption of something. Only way to continue being organized dust of the earth is to absorb other organized dust of the earth. You only stop this by dying and your dust decomposing, thereby losing its organization.
An 8/8 ;-;
>>703692031
Hurrr taking things so literally and not understanding the meaning of the post contextually durr hurrrrrrrrr
Chaos emeralds
>>703687939
All knowing heads up display glasses. To know anything about anything, anytime, anywhere. Watch unsolved mysteries and know what really happened.
>>703692075
Implying im not already.
>>703688866
This is the only correct answer.
>>703691592
Once? I'm gonna EARN whatever I get for using the damn thing.
>>703692180
>don't take me literially
>I am from the future
Pick one
>>703687939
Polar express
>yiunwobt understand anyways
>>703692146
>Still gotta die faggot
Fuck man I'm working on it
>>703691941
I forgot how fucking awesome the green ranger looked
>>703692153
Oh shit, brother. I feel this. And 8/8 is the best I've ever been with. Here's sauce for you, of her. This is after she got a bit thicker after we started dating. Still miss that sweet ass, Jen.
>>703687939
Sasha Grey's butthole
>>703691801
Why when you can have http://www.kabar.com/accessories/77
>>703692322
You wanna fuck kids on a train, we get it.
>>703692031
>Cuntrocket
Quality name calling. I wish I could come up with the perfect/most original insult every time. Just go into the hood and either be declared king, or torn limb from limb after I deliver the most punishing yo mama joke of all time
Dubstep gun
invisibility cloak.
With it you could pretty much do anything you want and as long as you're smart enough you can do it without arousing suspicion. You would never have to work again, you could sit in on government security briefings, watch emma watson shower. The possibilities are freakin endless.
I would like to own the Internet and have complete control over it.
People can't just not use the Internet anymore, but it would be mine.
Infinite money. Infinite power. I wouldn't need anything else. I'd control most of the world.
>>703692289
Jeeeeeeesus christ they were obviously fucking around. You're taking a joke post and trying to apply literal context to it. Biggest waste of time ever. Holy fuck. Obviously this dude isn't from the future, just trying to have a bit of fun. Wow.
>>703691980
i loved me some zoids, but the one game I did get was abysmal, i'm pretty sure i returned it the same day
>>703692544
Different anon here. Cuntrocket did impress me pretty well. I'm gonna remember that one.
>>703692582
>implying you won't go straight to the morgue and wait till the lights are out to make your move
>>703689541
Or gravity gun to turbo Lynch niggers with
>>703692439
I am sure you are telling the truth
Any spell book from Skyrim.
>>703692475
For fucks sake Carlos I don't think you know how this works...
>>703692544
you toadfrog
>>703692738
Yeah, you try hard to find any other instance of this image. OC, mofo.
>>703692821
Window licker
>>703692475
No it's from futurama. Isn't the first thing that comes to mind is the actual thing that is in your mind?
Low blow.
>>703692658
What? A cartoon game was shit in the early 2000? Wow
>Pro tip, spiderman was decent
>>703689989
what from?
>>703692925
you (object)(verb)
>>703692837
Prove it.
>>703692544
Protip: combine an insulting word with a silly word, reinforcing the insult is optional
Ex: cumfarmer
No shit, why didn't I think of this sooner?
A Green Lantern ring.
>>703688431
>Replicator from stargate
Have you not seen the show? Worst idea in the thread.
>>703687939
eternal youth in an undistructable body. then you can have anything else if you're patient enough. ofc you get to watch everyone you love grow old and die.
>>703692837
Considering you clearly haven't found another instance of this singular image, I believe I just have. All the "proof" i need to provide.
This guy
>>703691782
Fuck I miss Ritchie flics
>>703691884
Most unrealistic post in this thread. Keep dreaming wyte boi.
>>703690819
you're stupid. he has the fish so he can all of a sudden travel to another planet? he'll just have a very good version of google translate, and you call that the best wish
>>703693153
How could you possibly confuse star trek with stargate? Illogical
>>703693113
Good formula to remember. I'll keep that in mind
>>703687939
The Dark Saber
>Granted I'd probably never use it out because I have no training
>>703693474
Jizzpooter
>>703693289
Pic unrelated btw i just grabbed a random image. Good job declaring yourself a cunt.
>what's an 8/8
>>703688124
Wishing for godhood would just make you disappear since, you know, god doesn't exist and all *tips fedora*. You should wish for omnipotence instead.
>>703691320
>This.
Ever seen Deepthroat?
>>703693113
Queerphone
Faggotbrush
Cuntcup
This is too much power for one person.
An item with the capabilities of every item mentioned in this whole thread + a solar powered cocaine/weed/lsd synthesizer.
>>703690231
translation student here. they predicted we'll have real time trasnslating computers in the seventies. then again in the 80s. guess what happened in the 90s? so yeah, not yet. if you think otherwise, try to google translate something from finnish or kazakh or whatever. and google is one of the better ones out there.
>>703693247
This is great until an asteroid fucks shit up before we invent interstellar travel. Then you just talk to whatever chipmunks or fish survived for 76 million years, waiting for something smart to evolve
>>703692774
Have fun bro.
Donald Trump's tax returns.
ive wanted he clockstopper's watch ever since i was a kid. still think about in my late 20s
>>703687939
The Meseeks box
>>703693113
I thought of ass astronaut
>>703691483
underrated post anon
>>703693630
Aaaand you're just shitposting yourself into oblivion and making zero sense. I don't have to prove myself to a random /b/tard I posted a pic of a girl I dated for 2 years and you chose not to believe it for no reason at all other than to be a twat. Enjoy that entitlement.
>>703690397
then don't be a cunt and wish for teh tecknology to restore body parts. so we can get all them arms back and so ppl can chop their dicks of hoping they'll grow back bigger.
>>703690428
tnx, obama
Odin's ring. It endlessly reproduces. Never ending supply of gold
>>703693785
Who let you near a computer Hillary? You need rest.
>>703693945
Wut
A girlfriend who doesn't lie or cheat.
>>703693359
It's the one that giving it solely to one person is best. Giving one idiot complete control of an interstellar ship, when this is the first day any human has ever seen one, is not going to end well.
All of time and space? Easy answer
>>703694064
XD oh you. Ohhh you. Later, fellah who can't think up a single response.
>>703689820
Kek
>>703693117
>implying you have the willpower and imagination
>>703688124
senzu bean. then the guy who wished for the replicator can multiply em.
>>703687939
A dank meme generator, in my moms basement.
A piece of matter that has consistent mass that I can make into any object with my imagination, and reform it into something else
>>703694378
You underestimate me.
The suicide booth from futrama
A Nintendo DSI :3
>>703694147
we can reverse engineer that ship and advance technology by centuries. and even by your standards almost anything beats a fucking translating fish.
A sex robot
>>703694290
I'm not gonna argue with you boy. Thats what the point of the "wut" was. You can keep going but I'm going to bed.
>>703691230
Have fun being declared an enemy of the state and shot dead for harvesting nuclear weapons.
>>703687939
Black destroyer
>>703687939
The real portal gun.
A whole universe of women, and they all want some time with me.
>>703694590
Nigga, if you had willpower you wouldn't be browsing this shitty website and would actually do something useful and improve yourself.
>>703694689
I agree, but the spirit of the question wasn't "humanity gets your wish". it's you getting something, one person. How long before some NEET crashes his star destroyer into the high school where that girl made fun of him?
>>703688866
This is the only correct answer in the entire fucking thread. Not taking the Infinity Gauntlet is a waste of a wish.
Rick's Portal Gun
I know I'm grasping at straws, but I want an OP that isn't a faggot.
>>703694590
how would you recharge?
>>703691777
Kekked and chekked
>>703695088
it's his choice to share the technology with people who can actually understand it rather than just try to drive it himself. what's the point wishing for something only you can use? that'd be like having money you can't spend.
>>703694378
if fucking ryan reynolds could do it....
>>703690183
ultimate fingerbox platinum edition?
ITT
>>703695027
It's because I don't have my Ring.
>>703695319
I'd use the ring to immediately find the nearest recharge lantern OR substitute, then find a way to harness it.
Time traveling machiene.
a big chunk of alien meat. sell it to the government.
that or a hard drive with all of russia's classified data
>>703687939
NZT, so I can develop my own NZT.
Then I'd become Limitless.
>>703695690
and the real GL Corps member whose Power Battery you're trying to jack would squish you under a giant hardlight boot
>>703695152
>>703694932
How would you even know how to use it? If you just pick a dimension at random, you'll probably just end up killing yourself by teleporting to the sun, outer space or a planet with rape monsters or some shit.
>>703687939
all might's hair
>>703695937
>Unlock 100% of your brain
>Still an idiot
>Use 100% of your brain to google why you are only a little smarter
>Realize people use the majority of their brain, why the fuck would they have it if they didn't?
>>703696030
>tfw get cucked by a Green Lantern screaming "STOLEN VALOR!!"
Fine, I guess I'd go Yellow.
>>703688469
yeah when they dont exist yet the magnets gonna help attract all zero of em
>>703696032
If Morty can get to Birdperson with it so can I.
Seems like a trial and error kind of thing. I would risk death for it.
death note
>>703690019
IT'S SPHERICAL
An amd gpu that isnt shit, a bit fictional but it doesnt matter
you obviously have not thought this one out. Saturated gold market, value plummets. Brilliant
>>703694052
>>703690397
>>703691483
Top Kek
I guess it's not technically an item but personally I would want a stand
>>703695094
Yeah, because it worked so well for Thanos.
>>703688431
hope you have a fusion generator to power it retard
>>703688741
anon, its a real ship they just put some set-pieces on it.
Easy
>>703697268
THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO WITH A GIANT KEY
>>703690183
What is your pleasure sir?
>>703697358
IT'S A GIANT KEY WITH MAGICAL POWERS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Rinnegan
>>703696984
You did read the part where OP said real or not, right?
The planet Arrakis
Gum gum fruit. I'd master the rubber man powers, go to war with the Rothschilds and finally wipe those kikes off the planet with gear 2 in one night.
Pic related.
>>703697462
BITCH, YOU AINT GOT MAGIC POWERS, ITS JUST A FUCKING KEY
>>703697476
You better hope that comes with an instruction manual, or some sort of training video cause you won't be able to use that shit
>>703697476
enjoy running around for twenty minutes until the ONLY FUSION CELL IN THE WORLD depletes.
>>703687939
i would want one of these
>>703697887
>implying
you didn't need training in 1,2, Tactics or 4
A girlfriend.
>>703697268
>>703697358
>>703697462
>>703697826
My fucking sides
>>703690428
But then the military would have to kidnap our children just to defend us from annihilation.
>>703687939
Perfect health.
>>703696601
amd is for poor shitters
>>703698107
You also realize that if you even had that shit you won't know jack dick about how to operate it. That's like getting a plane if you are a sailor, and as >>703698042 said you are shit out of luck after walking twenty to thirty minutes
>>703694052
>Never ending supply of gold
>implying that's a good thing
Gold wouldn't be worth shit and you'll basically just be endlessly reproducing dirt.
>>703696846
What? Like a tripod or an easel? Maybe a podium?
Or you want to take a stand as in protest something?
>>703694932
>>703695152
>reddick and mordecai
wew
>>>/plebbit/
>>703692466
>http://www.kabar.com/accessories/77
fucking tactical spork kek
>>703697681
You also get the worlds biggest cock with that fruit. It's a win-win
>>703687939
A house outfitted with star trek hollodeck emitters and everything i need to run that shit flawlessly for the next 1000 years. I can sell holodeck vacations at whatever price i want to whomever i want to sell the vacation to and i can live there in my own room with my own independant program running.
Do and be whatever i want whenever i want. Fuck any girl i want live completely naked if i want wearing only holographic clothes when people show up. So that i can greet them. I would take scans of all the women to include their interactions so that i have a personality base to work from and add in some nymphomania i please. so i could fuck them later at my own pleasure
Anything i want any time i want. However i want it.
Anything else is kinda pointless for basement dwellers like us.
The holovacations brings in money the money pays for taxes and food and water and sewage and garbage disposal and padds up my bank account.
Its perfect.
>>703698793
Not if you don't tell anyone you can get hella money until people find out. Its not like those cash for gold places have a quota that they stop at, and even then you can just go somewhere else.
>>703688516
>>703691873
Edgy.
I'll take King Tut's golden tomb.
>>703687939
The Green Lantern Power Ring, because I could make literally anything I want, become the reigning superpower on Earth, and enforce justice in the truest sense. Fuck you, niggers.
>>703692439
Jen H
Scp-001
>>703699635
Winner
>>703699667
Whats the H stand for?
>>703698302
I'm fine with that.
Lets fight the Covenant.
>>703692475
What? Are you fucking stupid? That's not even a pun. Just a pathetic shitty fucking ''joke''. Kill yourself.
>>703687939
A portal to equestria.
>>703691112
I beleive that you and i are of a certain special group of individuals whom have all shared... A unique experience?
I think that in the interests of further exploring our... UnderstAnding of these ExperienceS that We should CommUnicAte.
>>703688452
As awesome as that would be all I want is a fully functioning holodeck. Bye bye world, fuck you.
>>703691522
Yes. Definitely. I would use it everyday. Buy a conceal and carry permit.. Take it everywhere. So that I can remember that if any guy or gal try's to mess with me, I'll have a piece of the desert right by my side.
We should all worship the desert, fuck God. Our true master is the barren mark of land we all hate. But I love it. I would rather be there than here.
>>703694052
could liquidate an ounce or two a day indefinitely without affecting the market
>>703691112
I know what you are
You can not hide from us forever using a mortal form
Guardian.
You must return to our shared realm eventually. We will be waiting for you.
We will kill you.
You cant stop us forever.
You cant keep from us what is rightfully ours.
>>703688516
At the price of your soul, ok
I want to have a stand so bad. I want a stand and I want to fight other stands with my good buddy who will also have a stand then we can do bro things after and during
>>703700070
shit i accedently put that in my porn folder
>>703699825
Her last name. Hawker pretty sure
i want money
>>703700000
Nice dubs
A magical lamp with a wish so i could become a real girl.
A MOTHER FUCKING TARDIS or portal gun
>>703700000
quints
Rick and morty portal gun
>>703687939
The ability to grant myself any wish at any time with no limits
>>703799999
>>703700000
checked, I was the first btfo
>>703701251
Not bad quints either. Kill yourself quints are always a win.
>>703687939
Rick's portal gun, go to different dimensions and pick up all your shit
Definitely a time machine
>>703692962
Polar express retard not Planet express
Jesus fucking Christ the fact that he wrote train didnt even tip you off faggot
>>703687939
I would give my left nut for one of these.
