Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703677484
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Pls respond
>>703687225
I'm a bad Idahoan, most people here eat potatoes at least 12 times a week, not counting weekends.
>>703686486
I've played MGS2, 3, 4, 4 and Metal Gear Rising
I'm gonna be one of those people and say that MGSV was the worst out of them all
Not good.
Still here, for now
>>703686995
Oh, and yeah, I'll do it, but prolly not until after midnight. That's usually when I can focus on work best
Claiming Felix
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
clooming
>best fox claimed
Calaim
>>703687494
Ah alright, luck to you going forward dude, gonna do anything else tonight?
Why would you need to focus on just printing pictures? Can't you queue them up and wait?
>>703687539
hello fellow no life
Miho claimed
Claimed, all fuckin day.
>>703687877
A Mei claimer, nice. The true question is, are you here to stay?
>>703687746
I'll prolly just procrastinate and play Dota or something, then eventually go print.
And nah, not doing digital prints, doing old school cyanotype printing.
Shits cool, just time consuming
>>703687877
Welcome back, you doing alright?
>>703687607
CCG scum
Everyone else can go fuck themselves
Claiming Saya
>>703687877
doing ok, but I'm probably not the same anon
i want the one that wetback from costarica hung himself over, she's free now right
>>703687972
I stopped dota a bit back, games are too long for me now. I almost lost my jaw when I saw they're releasing a new hero, icefrog the absolute madman.
meh, luck to you on that then.
>>703688262
yeah I don't think you are. Welcome anyway.
>>703687757
Hello
Hey little girl on your way to class
Loved by all cause you got that ass
Cutest eyes and the greatest smile
For a year, for a time, for a little while
Somebody told me that you got old
Looking for someone that's made of gold
Hey little girl on your way to class
In a year they'll be gone cause you are an ass
>>703687428
Why don't you show your state pride?
>Go to get a beer from fridge
>Friend apparently keeps cereal in the fridge
>Why.exe
>>703688448
>those lyrics
>Chris Hansen.jpg
>>703688380
so what is it that we do here
>>703688380
>tfw have over 1400 hrs in Dota now.
And ye, they released a new hero at the end of the international, and they're releasing another one sometime this fall
>>703688538
If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page
The girlies I like are underage
>>703688558
I'll just relax then
>>703688558
Talk to each other.
>>703688875
I always liked Mei.
She's just like Rikka, only more depression.
I can dig that.
>>703688448
>Keeping Cereal in the fridge
Wat.
I would show more state pride but I'm lazy and eating pizza is easier.
>>703688950
oh
>>703688558
We have a chat, watch what people do and talk to them if you have something to say. Other than that just hang out and enjoy the thread. Link some music. Bring up topics to talk about.
How'd you find this place? Why are you posting? You been lurking long?
>>703688580
Kek, I'm only at 1300. Another one? Besides monkey king? Or are you talking about pit lord?
So bring me justice, bring her to me
Help me, God, I'm going crazy
She's in my head and she's not leaving
So leave me alone
You evil whore
I won't take it no more, no more
No more!
>>703689096
I don't get it either, wouldn't it just make it dry and nasty?
>>703688538
Fuck
>Deletefiles.cmd
I am the edgiest.
>>703689147
Was talking about Pitlord and monkey King, yeah.
Pitlord is aight, but I've yet to see a standard build for him as of yet.
And I dunno how I feel about monkey King yet, granted, he hasn't been fully shown yet.
>>703689046
so much depression, makes her that much more interesting
>>703689147
>>703689117
We also question people vigorously.
>>703689340
Yeah what the fug. Your friend is a weirdo :^]
>>703689412
Please no cut :(
>>703689511
Who are you? Why are you doing this? Why did you say that? Do you think you know me? Are you joking? Is this real?
>>703688950
What if no one talks to me?
Candi
Why don't you leave me alone
And I'll be there
So come and torture me
And I'll be there
>>703689593
*cuts
>>703689147
lurking because bored, also avoiding work
>>703689641
you commit sudoku
>>703689639
yes
>>703689511
>>703689639
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>703689641
Say you're attracted to little girls, that always works.
>>703689749
Why would you do this to me ;-;
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, the beatings (disaster); it's over
As wicked as you are, you're beautiful to me
You're the darkest burning star, you're my perfect disease
>>703689412
I don't believe you
>>703689570
Other than that I think she's pretty normal.But what the fuck, cereal in the fridge?
>>703689421
Yeah, at least he's shaking up the meta a bit, from what I hear.
>>703689751
Yeah? Just killing time?
Where do you work?
>>703689818
thanks.
>>703689639
I think they are poking fun
>>703690132
you are welcome
>>703690147
So am I.
>>703690088
Hm. Well everyone's got something a bit weird about them
>>703690132
Yeah, he's p neat because he can build in many different ways, and all of them suck to lane against
>>703689147
>>703688580
What makes MOBAs so good? Or are they just addictive?
Used to play a LoL and some DOTA too, but don't think I ever figured that out. Stopped because of how toxic the communities are.
>>703690260
you shouldn't stand for such tomfoolery
>>703690032
>>703690434
Totally this man.
Goodnight.
THINK YOUR A MARTYR NOT HARD TO SEE
YOU WANT TO RULE THE FUCKIN WORLD YOU GOT TO GET THROUGH ME
YOUR IRON FIST WILL BE BROKEN, NO SOUL TO SELL
YOU THINK I'LL BURN FROM MY ACTIONS? SEE YOU IN HELL
>>703690311
I'm dying at that pic, god damn.
>My friend is wondering why I'm laughing so much and I can't show her.
>>703690370
I just find them really interesting, because they can change every match to make them unique.
And Dota's community isn't anywhere near as toxic as LoL's.
Granted, the Peruvians and the Russians that play are literally the worst
>>703690464
>
>>703690583
Good night Kyouko
>>703690583
Goodnight.
>>703690627
Hi Alice. Sorry the last two times you said hi to me today I left. How're you doing?
>>703687428
Shoot, I might me a 'ho' myself
>>703687466
Not good enough. SEND IT BACK!!!
>>703687539
Ello Ello
>>703688448
The one and only star, Fox girl
>>703689096
But pizza is a party meal or so I thought
Ladies, gentlemen, foxkin, https://youtu.be/SAHvLAJ-5aQ ,
I made it home safe
Trist claimain
>>703690370
It's a fun timekiller. I played all of the main mobas. They're all great. The key is to not care about winning. Just play to have fun, if someone gets angry, laugh. Enjoy your time. It's a game, after all.
And if you can't do that, remove the community out of the equation, invite your friends, play with them and have a good time. If they take it seriously too, then you guys need to lighten up.
>>703690434
Getting angry or replying seriously would lead me nowhere and lead the thread down a bad mood. It's better to just mess around and have a laugh.
>>703690583
Night, rugachan.
>>703690583
nighto
>>703690611
Its my second favourite pic next to pic related which is my wallpaper
>Mfw your friends will never understand.
>>703690533
well, I should probably go, but i'll be back, in greater numbers too, no more tomfoolin!
>>703690733
That's okay, things happen. I'm not doing too bad, how are you doing this evening?
>>703690795
You seem pretty cool. You are welcome back anytime.
>>703690745
Yea. How're you Trist?
>>703690861
I'm pretty well myself, just doing some laundry and watching YouTube.
>>703690627
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>>703690960
Karen looks angery in that.
>>703691058
>>703690963
Laundry, a classic way to spend the evening. How was school?
>>703690965
At least someone will be with me for once
Wow you are all dumb TinkerBell is clearly best wafiu dumbo
>>703691262
Tinkerbell is a jealous whore.
>>703691332
No man she is the best, I enjoy watchin cartoon tinkerbelll
>>703691416
Post a damn picture then
>>703691147
What does that even mean?
>>703691262
She's a nice loli, and considering an average penis would be like 10 times bigger than her whole body, makes it all the more hotter. Good pick.
>>703691236
School was fine. Just about as expected.
>>703691262
Tinkerbell's a fucking slut. Shows her ass off every chance she gets.
Not gonna lie, I'd slam that fairy ass.
>>703691530
Can't explain,
What's come over me come over me
Can't explain,
Why it's so hard for me, so hard to see your side
>>703690614
CYKA BLYAT POLUCHIT' KHOROSHIY GREBANYY PEDIK ZADNITSU
>>703690745
That songs not supposed to be happy, its more about dying.
But hello!
>>703690780
I have to hide my power level, so mine is just a picture of a bear.
>Tfw not even that many gun people around here and 95% of them are fudds
Killmenowtbqhwufamalam.jpeg
>>703691530
>>703691564
>fucking fairies
I feel like there's an analogy to be made
>>703691564
>>703691530
Ikr would smash 10/10 times
>>703691564
Did I hear ass mentioned?
>>703691697
I WON'T
SEE
YOUR
SIDE
>>703691697
cyka blyat idi nahui
>>703691262
>>703691721
Meowmel is clearly best waifu
>>703691530
I know what you mean, I'm pretty happy to be back in school though
>>703690963
I'm doing very well. Got some foods and a fruit shake over here. Tomorrow is my first day on the weights
>>703691697
...whaaaa?
I made a pun about starfox and the vid isn't a music video. Confucius is u
>>703691719
>>703691721
>>703691756
>>703691912
>>703691058
Angry? Can Karen even get angry? Would almost pay to see her like that.
All of you are disgusting
>>703691963
I guess it's slightly better than doing nothing all day, even if just by a very small amount.
>>703692149
Stop that.
>>703692202
Hello, not Lucina
>>703691697
Nobody has questioned my wallpaper, but my lock screen is completely different, its a cool winter background.
>Mfw there are like two people who would see me differently if I told them what I do here
>The rest would just be like "Oh."
Kek.
>>703690745
Perhaps you are. It depends though, because you also gotta like guns.
Look at that shit has me cuming 24/9
>>703692257
Gimme yo money now.
>>703692260
You too big boi. ;)
>>703692260
Nobody cares faggot.
>>703692257
>
>>703692260
I know I am
>>703692202
Welcome back, Yuuki.
>>703692149
love me some ass
Go look at some regular porn weirdos
>>703691262
Tinkerbell is fucking disgusting Jessica Rabbit is where it's at
>>703692407
you seemed to have misses the refrain from posting porn
>>703692385
What's up man?
You people need to get a new hobbie I dont understand why you like looking at cartoon women
>>703692338
>>703692385
Here you go.
>>703692644
>Stop liking thing i don't
Stalin best waifu
>>703692644
>hobby
>love life
>>703692644
You make it sound like we also don't look at pictures of real women.
Contrary to popular belief, you can enjoy anime and manga and not be retarded about it
>>703692407
Can you even read, retard?
>>703692644
Nobody cares faggot.
You're the one of 4chan looking at animated women
>>703691949
Meowmel is best husbando, not waifu. Come on now.
You guys are a bunch of disgusting people
>>703692919
Meowmel is best girl
>>703692904
Stills would work too
Dont call me the faggot looking at imaginary women go suck your dads cock
>>703692904
what
>>703693050
Nigger do you even know what website you're on?
>>703692399
You know it, boi.
>>703692271
kek, alright, I'm done.
>>703692593
Not much, caught me as I was leaving, enjoy your time.
>>703692724
Welcome to the thread, if you're new. Welcome back if you're not.
Goodbye for now, all.
>>703693223
Aww, see you later!
>>703693182
YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED
Pizza just got here, Hawaiian and triple meat
>>703691999
I posted lyrics, never cared for Star Fox
>>703692260
Kk
>>703692316
Ya bastard, I can't say anything that isn't 100% normie.
>>703693182
I have no dad though
>>703693223
Goodbye.
>>703693223
Goodnight
I'm on horny, loner chan
Hello everyone
>>703693182
Do you even know how to reply you faggot cuck?
I don't know what's going on, but the shitposting is pretty funny
An you're #1 on my list for horny loners
>>703692271
It's way better than waiting to go to sleep
>>703693411
Hello cute fox
>>703693309
I'm lucky enough that I found a group of people who accept me as I am, I can make as many Hitler jokes and fucked up jokes as I want, and they don't care cause humor.
>Also they're weebs too so its cool to do weebshit
>But I never bring up /waifu/
>Ever.
>This is my one secret.
Anon I love you
Hitler best waifu
I don't know how to reply but I do know that you need to go do something else instead of sitting here jerking off to animated women
>>703693542
Hello Alice, nice pic
>>703693605
Once you leave /waifu/ for the day, it stops existing, this is the golden rule
>>703693741
Holy shit man, do you even know where you are? Welcome to 4chan, an image board designed after Japanese style boards. There's worse shit people are doing here than this. This is the Degeneracy Board otherwise known as /b/ otherwise known as Random Board. Learn to reply, Learn To LURK MOAR faggot, learn the lay of the land. Holy shit its newfags like you that make this board so shitty because nobody knows how this board works. Get the hell out of thread if you don't like it.
>>703693309
Gotcha
I wasn't adding to the song; I wanted to make a little intro for you.
>>703693605
>TFW will never be you
At least I have a reliable raifu :^)
>>703693959
>pets the fox
How are you doing this evening?
>>703694227
I'm pretty well, how about you?
I'm an old fag who has been around this site for 6 years + and its people like you that make this board so shitty. I am a continuous user of /b/ and I think that you sir are too uneducated to realise that this is all imaginary and you should go out and get a new hobby
>>703693959
That's how I do
>"What is /waifu/? I have never heard of this place. That sounds weird, I enjoy anime but I would never do this."
>>703694202
REeeeeeeee
>>703694404
AN OLDFAG WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO REPLY? FUCKING KEK
Yeah nice try faggot, you're newer than a fucking summerfag if you can't even REPLY.
>>703694343
>No petting? :(
Not doing too bad, not sure if I'm going to call it an early night tonight or not. I did take a nap earlier so I'm really thinking about staying up a bit later instead.
>>70369434
>pulls out cock
morning bitch
>>703694202
>sacrificing accuracy for compactness
>Ran-sama
Can someone tell me goodnight?
>>703694404
>>703694494
This is a guy in my discord just trolling calm down he hasn't been on 4chan before
>>703694614
Gnight Friend
>>703694642
Nah I know that, I'm just engaging for the sake of boredom.
>>703694614
Goodnight beautiful
>>703694614
Good Night bby hope you sleep tight
*cough* kys *cough*
>>703694724
Okay have fun
>>703694432
good thing nobody I know knows about /waifu/
>>703694499
Do you have stuff to do?
>>703694853
Not really no. I'm just kind of going with things for now to see where it takes me. So far nothing interesting has come up
>>703694432
Don't worry, Elle is top tier raifu
>>703694556
?
>>703694853
Nobody I know, knows of it either, a few know of 4chan, but they don't go on it because they're scared of it.
>Ignorance is bliss.
>>703695104
Elle is the best raifu ^^
>Galil is second best raifu
>Galil is most relaible raifu though
>Galil also a cute.
>>703695421
>>Galil is second best raifu
I will accept the fact that you have an opinion.
>Elle a cute as well
>Very nice to her friends, and big titty
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>703694982
Thread is pretty slow right now
>>703695104
Galil sacrifices a lot of barrel to be short
>>703695421
>TFW L85 is inferior to the AUG in every way
>>703696189
Sup
>>703696319
It's you!
>>703696189
Hey there Shinoa.
I should note that I was just being a memer with Karen earlier, no hard feelings between us.
>>703695952
Our opinions make us who we are ^^
>Galil definitely good raifu, helped everyone during the attack
>Very cute and likes to have fun.
Elle is very resilient, she's tries hard ^^
>>703696189
A Smugga.
>>703696193
>TFW L85 is still super cute, always tries hard to help her friend, doesn't have split personalities, and is close to FNC.
>AUG will always be jealous that Elle is closer to FNC.
>>703696189
Welcome back Shinoa
>>703696193
Exceedingly slow. I thought I was going to have to bump it
>>703696572
And now i retire.
I was leaving subtle hints in this thread. ~
Love you shiro. Do well tomorrow.
>>703696877
Sorry, I may have not noted you previously due to filter.
Love you too. I will try my very best to do well.
>>703696877
Good night Yuuko
>>703696586
If I had to pick a raifu, it'd be M14
QT commie killer
>>703696615
seems like there's less than 10 people here now
>>703696319
Gorgeous
>>703696572
Oohhhhh okay dude cause that came out of the blue
>>703696586
An Eli
>>703696615
Thank you alice
>>703697414
It does seem that way. I wonder where everyone is this evening.
>>703697461
Where you go?
>>703697461
Well, how was your day today?
Calamity-masu'd
>>703697777
>noticed
>>703696193
The Galils barrel is only a little shorter than other rifles, M16 has a 20 inch barrel, Elle has a 20.4 inch barrel and Galil has an 18.7 inch barrel.
>>703697414
M14 is good, but the puns. THE PUNS.
>>703697461
Whats good?
>>703697572
I went to take care of business before coming to thread cause that'll cause unnecessary interruptions
>>703697642
Pretty busy lol. Your's?
>>703697777
Checked
>>703697939
Somd food sounds good right now. Just chilling currently. Yourself?
>>703697572
sleep, gone, who knows
>>703697777
>lucky 7's
Calamity-masu'd-ed
>>703697909
Elle is shorter overall
>>703697939
Puns are the best