What does girl butt taste like?
It must be pretty sweet, since they never have to poop.
>>703679307
It can be a bit funky. You know you've got your tongue on an asshole. But most of the time it just tastes like skin.
>>703679307
Depends on the girl. If she's a slob, it will taste and smell like poop. If she's clean and healthy, it won't really taste like anything.
>>703679307
>girl
>they never have to poop
Wew lad
You're in for a rude awakening, when you grow up kiddo
Salty milk and coins
>>703679628
fuck off nigger
Taste like poop
>>703679307
honey and graham crackers, anon.
>>703679307
It tastes like ass.
> dummy
>>703679307
Ass tastes like . . . . ass.
Porn stars have clean assholes because of taking lots of laxatives and massive enemas for a day before shooting. Normally they aren't like that.
>>703679307
Her butt tastes like win
>>703679646
Neither if those are optimal, a dirty one is disgusting and there's no point in licking a clean one
It's best when it's slightly sweaty with that nice hint of musky aroma
>>703680305
>Neither if those are optimal, a dirty one is disgusting and there's no point in licking a clean one
>It's best when it's slightly sweaty with that nice hint of musky aroma
nice hint of musky aroma
>>703680214
This is a virgin talking right here.
I eat my girls ass about every day. And i don't mean licky licky. I mean I stick my tongue as far in as I can and spread her like a cave. If you know any sort of anatomy, you'd know that the tongue doesn't reach far enough to touch where poop is stored, that is unless she has to take a massive shit at that right moment.
If she has already pooped, and it's been at least 30 minutes since she pooped, and she has showered, there is absolutely nothing to fear. It tastes like skin.
If she just pooped, I don't care how good she thinks she wipes there'll be particles, so stay away from that until she showers.
Now this is all considering you won't finger her, only eating her ass.
If you finger her and eat her ass at the same time, that's a different story.
There's been times when I finger her so deep i touch poop inside of her. And as soon as you do that you'll wanna stop eating her ass because that means trouble lol.
But there's also days where I go all the way in with my fingers, and feel nothing, smell nothing because there isss nothing. So I'll finger her, eat her, fuck her super deep and then eat her again without a problem.
This has been the case with numerous girls btw.
>>703679307
Like shit, what else
Girls poop as just as much men. Ive lost track of how many times I've walked in the bathroom after my sister's and gave been assaulted with the most rancid stenches.
They've even had the audacity to forget to flush a fee times...
>>703680476
>>703680305
Sup my fellow olfactophiliacs?
im 12 years old and what is this
>>703681322
fucking expert on eating ass
>>703679307
tastes like shit but that's besides the point
>>703679307
sauce on this can't find this on evilangel.com :(
>>703681476
>>703681322
>>703681580
I am a fellow ass eating expert, this guys expertise is slightly greater than mine as i was unaware about the fingering part. Although it has cleared up to me how a girls ass smells worse after anal sometimes.
Ass tastes like ass regardless and it depends if they clean them before hand or they don't wipe correctly.
>>703679307
I don't know.. I only have sex in the missionary position with my wife on friday nights for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>703681683
Jessie Rogers - Too Much Anal
she's a butterface imo
>>703680305
This
>>703679307
Imma need some sauce
>>703682148
yeah stick with Zoey Monroe or Marsha May.
Same style and both do anal I think for the same producers but Marsha's like a 10
Girls poop?
>>703682148
thanks m8
>>703682403
of course not. they absorb most of their nutrients and sweat out their waste
Their cheeks are solely made for attracting men, and to take dick in their buttholes
>>703681322
lol this guy is living in a dreamworld
sad fact is, he doesn't even know it
>>703679307
>What does girl butt taste like?
Depends
Every girl's butt tastes different. That's the whole point. Humanity's a buffet, just waiting to be sampled. So what are you waiting for? Ya' never know until you try!
>>703683223
I get it... "Depends" lol
>>703679307
I tastes like ass
>>703683319
Backpage dot com. It's an all you can eat smorgasbord.
>>703683319
>So what are you waiting for?
No girl will even let me get near her butthole..
Id have a better chance of asking my sister to let me lick hers
>>703681322
Can confirm, veteran ass eater is correct.
This is coming from a guy who straight up doesn't care if he tastes girl shit, so trust me--I know the difference. Unless she's doggin', the immediate pocket inside her booty hole is going to be as clean as any other part of her body. After pooping, the body reuptakes any leftover material and pulls it back into the stomach basically, for digestion. So, even without enemas / all that nonsense, a butt's just going to taste like a butt. Mostly salty, with a few bonus pheramones that are unique to her flavor.
Do you worry about if her mouth tastes like snot when you're kissing? Do you worry about if her cooch tastes like urine, if you're giving cunnilingus? It's whatever mang. Bodies have self cleaning features, and if you really want to get educated on what it is you've been ingesting during *any* form of sex, the sheer amount of lifeforms being exchanged is enough that a few undigested food particles are going to be the least of your worries.
So eat up anons. Decay, and molding in the crust of the Earth awaits you anyways. Get it while it's good.
>>703679769
Grown up here. Girls don't poop idiot.
>>703679307
IF IT'S NOT RECENTLY CLEANED BEFORE YOU LICK- LIKE SWEAT AND SHIT.
IF IT IS CLEAN- LIKE A BATTERY TOP.
ALSO, NO ONE HERE HAS LICKED AN ASS.
>>703684310
Licking butthole is one thing, but licking one from someone who takes semen and has multiple tongues on her body daily is a no no.
I'll pass.
>>703680305
agreed
>>703684548
Then how do you know faggot?
>>703683612
Based, anon. Thanks.
>>703684548
Speak for yourself, I had to drive a drunk friend home once & I went to town on her ass when she passed out.
It was really sweaty, and had some brown specks but i was so horny I didn't care. It was sparkling clean when I was done with it
>>703684560
This is why you will never get to lick a girls butthole. Take a chance.
>>703679307
kinda salty, and if you get your tongue up in her rectum, it kinda tastes like that metallic pussy flavor. I'm usually drunk when I do this though.
>>703685010
>It was really sweaty, and had some brown specks but i was so horny I didn't care. It was sparkling clean when I was done with it
This guy gets it.
>B-but what if it's dirty?
Then fix it.
>>703684903
I LICKED ASS BEFORE...MY MOM'S
>>703685010
WOW!!! SO FUCKING EDGY.
>>703684548
Yeah, it is kinda like a battery top if you really get in there; good comparison, anon!
>>703685215
go on....
>>703683850
Crush up xanax in sisters drink. Wait for sister to pass out. Lick her butthole. That's what I did.
>>703685252
I only groped her butt a little, and licked it since she had on a skirt.
It's not like I fucked her or anything, now that would be wrong.
>>703684309
Steph Kegels
Also knows as the big booty girl in the library
>>703682148
butterface?
are you insane??
>>703685252
I mean, ehs story got me feeling edgy ifyouknowhatI'msayin'lol (i'm talking about my penis.)
Here's moar butts.
>>703685555
Holy Quads Batman
>>703685555
dat quad
>>703685409
SHE'S MY STEP MOM SO NOT REALLY THAT EXCITING.
>>703679307
If she showered first, skin.
If she didn't, but hasn't taken a shit since the last time she showered, sweat.
If she's shit since the last time she showered, it will taste like shit.
Considering it's OP, it's going to taste like sperm in the mouth of a cuck.
>>703685555
Quads confirm; anon just helping a friend out, since she was inebriated and didn't clean properly.
>>703679307
honest answer man:
it actuallty tastes kinda sweet. like not candy sweet.. but .. it's good.
>>703685555
SPEAKING SERIOUSLY- I WONDER IF LICKING A PASSED OUT GIRLS ASS IS EVEN ASSAULT? I MEAN IT'S LIKE LICKING SOMEONE'S HAND EXCEPT IT'S THE ANUS. TECHNICALLY THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUALY PART BY LEGAL DEFINITION
>>703685438
Wow, I never even thought of something like that.
No xanax, but sleeping pills should be easy enough to get. It's risky af though
>>703685818
FOUND THE VIRGIN REDDITOR
>>703685885
Only get in trouble if you get caught.
>>703685708
THAT'S HOW YOUR DOG'S ASS TASTE?
YOU GUYS WATCH TOOMUCH PORN YOU SHUT IN LOSERS.
ASS IS NASTY 99.9% OF THE TIME. IT HAS TO BE RECENTLY CLEANED AND THEN LICKED OR IT WILL BE A FUCKING DISASTER
>>703685897
why do you capslock so much
>>703685618
butterface might have been taking it a little far but I still think she's average af.
She's not exactly ugly, but she's far from gorgeous too.
>>703686285
POST YOUR PIC. LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF STUD GETS TO CALL THAT CHICK "AVERAGE". I'M CURIOUS IS ALL.
>>703680305
This indeed, it's part of what makes it hot.
>>703686059
this faggot is back sup cuck
>>703686429
Meh, I'm pretty average too but I'm a man so there's a difference. My sole existence isn't based on how I look.
Any average joe, can graduate make good money and fuck qts easy.It doesn't work in revers,e
>>703686656
NOT MUCH KISS LESS VIRGIN. STILL TRYING TO FUCK YOUR 10 YEAR OLD SISTER?
So being that sadly few of you know..when a girl..and a boy for that matter have orgasms. Their pelvic floor contracts. Put a finger in her or your bunghole and cause an orgasm....somehow. you will feel a pulsing at the anal sphincter in a rhythmic pulse that is too quick to fake. This feels good on your penis..finger.. and fucking out of sight on your tongue. Get her a vibe and tongue drill that shit after she has a shit and a shower..or go dirty.. idgaf.
I've licked a lot of girls buttholes. They all tasted like skin. Smell and taste are different. Some of them smelled a little like shit but I couldn't taste it. If she hasn't had a shower in a while there's a sweat/salt taste.
>>703686703
LOL!!!!! SPOKEN LIKE SOMEONE WHO WILL BE ON 4CHAN, ALONE AND AT 400 POUNDS, 20 YEARS FROM NOW.
IT'S 2016 YOU FUCK FACE. WOMEN MAKE MORE $ THAN MEN YOU DUMB FUCK. THEY PICK AND CHOSE BASED ON LOOKS AND STATUS. LOOKS ALWAYS MATTERS FOR MEN AND WOMEN YOU DUMB FUCK. STOP TAKING LOVE ADVISE FROM YOUR 4X DIVORCED MOM.
>>703686703
To live around so many white girls that must be thin and call that average. You don't know how well you have it.
>>703685834
Assault is an unwanted touch by any nature. So yes it's assault. They did not consent.
>>703686902
I KNOW.....THE TASTE OF SHIT IS SO DAN SUBTLE THESE DAYS..GTFO YOU DUMB KISS LESS VIRGIN
>>703687025
WHEN SHE WAKES UP WITH A CLEAN ASS, SHE WILL BE HAPPY AND WON'T CARE.
>>703687007
YOU BELIEVE THIS FAT FUCK? HE'S PROBABLY NEVER EVEN HELD HANDS WITH A FEMALE OUTSIDE HIS BLOOD RELATIVES.
>>703687025
>unwanted touch
Who's to say it was unwanted? They didn't say no either,
>>703686957
Yep.. If you want women no problem get famous. Even if you're good-looking and rich you'll have a hard time. Be fat, ugly and famous though.. pussy rains from heaven.
>>703684947
WHat kind of dalmatian plush is that?
>>703686746
>gets bullied
>goes on 4chan to release anger
i can literally hear you smashing your keys
>>703687261
BEING FAMOUS TRIGGERS SOMETHING ELSE IN WOMEN. YOU CAN'T BUY FAME. MOST WOMEN ARE ATTENTION WHORES AND BEING BESIDE A CELEBRITY THE ULTIMATE ATTENTION WHORISM. DIFFERENT ASPECT....HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE FAMOUS THIS WORLD? .00001%
>>703681322
And your breath smells like shit, dumbass
>>703687154
I wish I could fuck a few of my blood relatives.
Seems like if one of them decided to go prostitute with a strong drug habit, I might have a chance. Isn't that fucked up?
>>703687433
AHHH...12 YEAR OLD BALDING FAT FUCK IS BUTT HURT BECAUSE HE GOT CALLED OUT SO FAST. MAYBE NEXT TIME CHAMP.
>>703687643
swing and miss newfag
>>703687591
NOT REALLY. IT'S CALLED SEXUAL ATTRACTION YOU DUMB FUCK.IF A CHICK IS HOT, YOU WANT TO FUCK IT. CASE CLOSED.
>>703687735
NOPE...THAT WAS A HOME RUN CUPCAKE. DON'T WORRY TOO HARD BUTT HURT BABY. MUMMY WILL BE HOME FROM THE BINGO HALL SOON AND SHE'LL TUCK YOU IN.SHHHHHHH...JUST DREAMS SOON...
>>703687866
lol cucked
It tastes like pussy. Kinda salty, kinda tangy.
But she loves it way more cause it excites her
>>703687976
HOW MUCH DOES SHE WEIGH?ESTIMATE BECAUSE I KNOW MOST COMMERCIAL SCALES STOP AT 280 LBS.
>>703687866
Damn dude I bet you can't wait for your 16th bday.
>>703688079
cucked
>>703684309
>gets cholera
>>703688163
i'll get there 4 years before you....and it looks like it'S heading outside of the ball park....yes another HOME RUN...SORRY CAPS LOCK WAS OFF...CAUGHT IT TOO LATE
>>703688346
literally cucked
>>703679307
hate to break it to you
>>703679307
Wipe finger on your own butthole then lick it. Mystery solved.
>>703688466
DUDE, YOU ARE EXPLAINING WHAT ASS TASTE LIKE TO 12 YEAR OLD GUYS WHO ARE BALDING AND ALREADY ON CHOLESTEROL MEDS. DON'T BOTHER.
>>703688523
WHAT??? THAT'S WHAT MOST OF THESE GUYS DID ALREADY.
>>703688597
how've you been kopy u cuck
My gf says that it's semi pleasurable but the whole thing revolves around the sense of discomfort that it provides inside her guts. It's like being nervous and excited and knowing that you're getting off on doing something dirty. I love to make her squirm so occasionally I tie her and tongue her butt. She can't fight back and loves the feeling of helplessness.
>>703681913
>I am a fellow ass eating expert, this guys expertise is slightly greater than mine
top kek this should be a fucking banner
>>703688684
IN A MENTAL INSTITUTE
>>703679307
It tastes like an armpit, so if she's clean then it's a clean sweaty taste
>>703688799
how do u feel about brit stealing your girlfriend
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>>703688466
That isn't poop, it's just ice cream.
Girls don't poop retard, it's porn. all fake
>>703682148
have any webm's of her you wanna dump?
>>703679307
Smells like a lil mustier armpit and tastes like skin with a little tang and salt.
Is it possible to lick your own ass to find out?
>>703679307
The girl butt I eat tastes like shit because I ask them to push it out while I'm doing it.
>>703684947
Is this legal? Tf?
>>703684309
Fucking Nurgle cultist
>>703679307
shut up virgin fag.
>>703681322
you're fucking gross man
>>703689663
There's nothing gross about a girls butt virgin.
>>703682403
Go ask your mom and find out
>>703689663
He's right.
>>703689930
You're right.
I don't even care if she's showered. Shit doesn't even taste that bad unless you're eating it. Just makes it even hotter.
>>703690723
Ikr, it's not like you're eating a log from her ass. A few brown spots on her rosebud is nothing, just lick it off.
More flavor to savor, & it's not going to kill you.
>>703690723
>>703691494
seriously seek help, your probably rolling but that's fuckin gross if srs
>>703691714
I'm not.
>>703691494
My fuck buddy doesn't even want to wipe her ass anymore.
>>703687541
Being famous is relative.
I've been "famous" within groups, once you have options you grow out of the whole she's hot I'll fuck her.
Instead it's "Can I listen to her for ten minutes and not want to bash her head in?"
>>703679307
jesus lol she is so fucking disgusted that guy is licking her fucking shithole
>>703691494
Got any more?
Meh depends. Would lick my exs ass a lot and it would vary. Most of the time it's just like a skin hole that you can slip your tongue into and not taste much but if she hadn't showered in a while and I wanted to be dirty it would taste a little off. Not terrible but meh. Wasn't that bad
>>703679307
>>703679307
just ate, if it's clean its like skin , if its not well you get it
>>703692661
Carrots have a very mild taste. Mostly water.
>>703679307
Strawberries
>>703681322
This.
This is exactly how I do it with my girl.
The deep ass eating while spreading it wide, the fingering, the deep tonguing after during anal sessions as well ass ass on mouth facesitting, and the odd occassion of putting small food like sweets or grapes in her ass and eating them out.
and the best part is, I know I'm living the dream...>>703683103
>>703692200
TIL: KISS LESS VIRGINS HAVE FEMALE LIKE FANTASY'S TOO
>>703692791
>>703692856
TIL: FAT KISS LESS VIRGINS DON'T KNOW WHAT FRUITS VEGETABLES OR AN ASSHOLE TASTES LIKE
>>703679307
Tangy, shouldn't taste like poop. Not bad but not good.
Definitely fun though.
Guess it depends on the girl to though only done it with one girl.
>>703693333
wew, I've just noticed how bad my writing was, I've had a couple spliffs
>>703693333
quads of truth
>>703693333
Dude, yes. Ass food is the best.
>>703693333
TIL: KISS LESS VIRGINS ARE SO SHUT IN THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE SHIT COMES FROM OR THAT A "FINGER IN AN ASS" WILL PRODUCE FECES EXCEPT IN PORN STARS WHO JUST HAD A FRESH ENEMA
>>703692455
Yeah, but my folder is way to huge to pinpoint them out.
I really need to start naming or tagging them or something
>>703693739
Yeah. Just make a scat folder.
It's pretty awesome mang. I make my fiance shower or use baby wipes beforehand, but sometimes drop her pants while she's laying on the bed playing vidya or watching Netflix, and generally won't bother.
Mostly she tastes clean, but a time or two I didn't care for the taste much, let's put it that way.
>>703684947
theres more of this right?
>>703694671
TIL THAT KISS LESS VIRGINS MAKE THEIR MOM'S INTO "FINANCES"
I'd eat girls asses out for $
Not many are interested not many of my ads get serious replies only curious
>>703694671
Don't be a pussy. Lick her shit.
>>703693739
From 8 seconds, I'd love to know what it feels like for a girl to push out her ass like that with my dick in.
I've had my fair share of anal with my girlfriend but I'm not confident I won't get a shit dick if I asked her to do it.
>>703695344
WHERE DO YOU PUT THE ADS? MOST WOMEN DON'T EVEN ALLOW IT. DON'T LISTEN TO THESE KISS LESS VIRGINS ..THEY HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED A FEMALE MUCH LESS LICKED HER ASS
>>703694671
>I didn't care for the taste much
Why even bother then, if you don't like the taste maybe it isn't for you
>>703695835 (you)
I've only done it with my tongue instead of my dick. I asked her to push her ass out with I stuck my tongue in and it felt really good and I could get really deep.
>>703679785
Kek
