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Post strange or autistic things that you do
>>703671584
Purposely shit a certain way so the toilet water splashes against my ass.
Shit in the shower.
>>703671584
Pretend to be black on a vietnamese knitting e-group
I wear womens panties and then pick my ass with them until there is a lot of skid marks. I then smell them and pretend its a female's before i fap
make sexy faces at myself in the mirror
after shower i stand in front of fan blowing in to my ass to dry it. usually i brush my hair and teeth while on it. i just hate when the hole stays a bit moist and stinky.
I sometimes forget to breathe and don't realise until about 30 seconds later.
>>703671584
I play warframe
>>703671584
how did he get his gut to do that?
>>703671584
I'm on /b/
>>703671584
I live alone and sometimes I talk to myself.
It makes me somewhat concerned for my sanity.
>>703673767
Cheeseburgers.
>>703671584
>sniff my panties, especially when they are really stinky
>eat the discharge in my panties
>stick a finger inside and smell/taste my discharge
>sniff my pads when I'm on my period
>I use a DivaCup on my heavy days and then feed the contents to my dog
>>703671861
reply with related pics for no reason.
When I walk into the center of a room I get really self conscious about the way I move my head. My neck then starts to somehow cramp and when I try to look around casually I'm trembling weirdly. Also I don't like the way my nails look so I always hold my hands in a way, that nobody sees them. Furthermore I always feel like people get really annoyed if I try to say something that goes on for more than two sentences and then I don't say anything at all.
>Beta autist reporting in
>>703674499
He must have closed a mcdonalds then for it to be that big.
>>703674544
gross. lose 100 pounds.
>>703671944
not sure which is more strange , pretending to be black or a vietnamese knitting group
>>703672408
winrar
That's whole new level of autism
I don't answer the door when someone knocks/rings.
>>703674427
you're probably good. most people talk to themselves at least every now and again. try to get out when you can and if you're into it, lay off the weed when you get to doing that shit. frfr
>>703674810
Being a wigger is normal now a days but still gay as shit
when im home alone i pretend im a ninja
>>703671584
I have sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation
I never ever talked to myself out loud
i walk around at night looking in windows and going through peoples garages and homes. i go in and watch them sleep for a while, then head home.
>>703675160
inb4
>>703671584
I Shit, wipe, waddle over to sink, wash hands, then pull up pants
>>703675160
You disgusting bastard.
I photoshop nudes of everyone i know, then print them out and hang them in my basement.
When I get stressed out or think about something I don't want to think about, I will say out loud "shut up" over and over again to drown out my thoughts. Sometimes I will also say out loud whatever Im thinking to drown it out.
>>703674519
Reported
I flip my testicles over my penis when I sit down to poop or pee.
>>703671584
Hump mattresses when I'm bored, not really in a sexual way
Save almost every picture and sort them
Squat on a stool when I poop
Make weird stretching faces when I'm alone after an awkward situation
Eat and drink from plastic cutlery and plastic glasses
Wash everything several times
>>703672408
Good God man
That's pretty messed up
>>703671584
I sometimes sit on my porch
>>703671584
When I chill, when I'm high or when I'm drunk sometimes my hand gets just a bit in my pants, gets awkward when people around notice it and think I'm trying to masturbate
>>703671584
I surf /b hoping to find pleasant company and intelligent comments. Hasn't happened since be was made every year its just more autism and less intelligence. Some day maybe.
>>703675510
>Squat on a stool when I poop
https://youtu.be/KlEovr29KBU
>>703674696
I used to do the first neck thing. Fapping at night instead of morning helps
I've gotten rid of most my autistic habits, but one I still have is biting my nails. So ashamed of it.
im attracted and hold online relationships with multiple amputees.
>>703675574
..what.
>>703671584
Eat naengmyeon for dinner every single night.
>>703671584
I buy dolls and take pictures of them.
>>703675571
porch monkey
I spend 20 hours a day posting a funny picture of a banana all over the internet.
>>703675945
Looks pretty delish anon.
>>703674427
Faggot everyone talks to themselves a bit
>>703675684
Yeah pretty much like that, it doesn't go out otherwise. Can't believe they actually sell that shit
>>703675160
Fucking monster
>>703676085
I told myself that but I wouldn't listen.
>>703676058
It really is! And it's not too high in calories. I've had it every night for the last 40 days.
>>703674519
/thread
I sometimes watch movies in german although I don't understand shit.
>>703672408
There was a time when people like you would be put in the autist zoo so that young children could throw popcorn at you
>>703674696
I get really self conscious about the way I walk when I sense someone's behind me. Also avoiding eye contact when using public computer labs with back to back monitors is a pain.
>>703675443
Pics for proof fag.
I eat boogers
>>703674928
Meh. Pretty normal if you're not expecting anyone.
>>703674499
Kek
>>703675160
With the lights off though, right, you're not that fucked up are you?
>>703675977
i don't know why this is so much more sad than a real pedo
>>703673767
Alcohol.
Strict diet of alcohol all day, every single day.
I've only been drinking heavily about 6 years and I've started to get a bit bloated.
>>703676190
What's the recipe? I'd love to make it myself.
>>703674928
Fucking savage
>>703675464
That might be a problem
>>703676774
It's the carbs in beer, and there's no way thats just a beer belly
I make shit up and post it on 4chan.
>>703675131
Me too, wan make some fuk?
>>703675977
Post some, faggot
>>703676777
Oh shit nigger
>>703676995
>>703676884
I use
>buckwheat noodles
>dongchimi broth
This is pre-packaged, but a certain type of soy sauce can also be used
>kimchi
>green onion
and as a side dish, either
>white radish
>spinach
>bean spouts
or
>seasoned radish
Served cold, with ice.
>>703677136
>>703675884
I uhm... How does one even comprehend this? The shit loving wanker above you is more normal than this
>>703676889
Does it sound like one? It feels like a really bad habit I can't break for some reason
re arrange familys egg cartons so they are in rows of two because some maniac takes them out from all over the egg box
if im in a car and somebody turns the radio on i have to set the radio volume on an even number.
>>703672877
Shit I need to try that
>>703676777
Wut
>>703677211
>>703674802
I would weigh 15lbs if i lost 100lbs
>>703676777
Timestamp
>>703675977
>>703677136
Could be anybodies images.
Timestamp your doll collection. I know you have them all on a shelf lined up and posed if you're serious.
>>703677602
bull shit. we know you are a massive ham beast.
One time I got fat. Like 300 pounds. Bought a big bed and slept alone in the middle of the bed for 5 years. Then I got fit. Like 200 pounds. Kept same bed and met women. Told them I'm not the kind of guy to sleep around so you can crash here with no pressure if you can't drive ( alcahol and drugs a lot ) and a lot of times they stay.
After all those years of being fat and lying in the middle of the bed, it sank in a bit. So when a chick stayed the night we both naturally ended up cuddling in the middle even though we started on the ends apart. They feel my hard cock and can't resist. I am currently sleeping with 2 different women and working on the 3rd all using the same strategy. Winning
>>703676777
Why is nobody checking or shaming this man?
>>703672877
baby wipes
>>703677328
Spins like schizophrenia to me, buddy. I ain't a doctor though. Go ask one.
>>703675574
cool
>>703677730
fiction until timestamped
>>703677730
cause its probably fake and i dont know what im looking at
>>703676468
Fucking uber kek
>>703672877
Never heard of a towel?
>>703676777
>>703676931
same fag
>>703673554
I'm so sorry anon
>>703677816
Not schizophrenia by a long shot, more like impulse control issues.
>>703677730
RIS it's fake
>>703677692
>had to get fat to make a giant dent in his bed to get women to roll against him when they sleep
>winning
just stop
>>703676190
Can you give me a recipe bro ?? :)
>>703678030
You stick your towel in your ass?
>>703677816
>>703678178
Meh either way I don't think it's worth telling a doctor about. Don't want them to think I might need some mental help when it very well could just be a bad habit Im having trouble breaking
i save every picture i ever come across online. i've got 12tb of unsorted pictures.
>>703678397
see>>703677169
>>703678437
No I don't stick it in fuckwit. Geeezus
>>703678645
fiction
>>703678397
>>703676884
Recipe's here
>>703678745
i wish. i set it up so its automatic.
>>703671584
i crank my pecker 2 this
>>703674544
women are fucking gross
>>703678773
tnx man! :)
>>703674544
And people fucking wonder why traps are popular.
>>703678649
Get you a girl that eliminates the need for a wallet
I use the clock like a magic 8 ball...
>multiples of 3 are yes
>42 is a MUST DO
>10 is a must do, but lesser
>23 has the same weight as 10
>12 and 13 are yes
>44 is a big NO
>22 and 40 is indecisive
>17 as a child
>18 as an adult
>48 and 52 are strong yes's as well
>>703678932
no doubt. there's unlimited photos and videos of them spreading their asses and jamming stuff into their buttholes and pussies online. who does that shit>?!
>>703678835
screenshot s nigger, provide them.
>>703676777
what the
I have an extreme habit of creating patterns from numbers I hear or shapes I see. Sometimes i'll hear someone say something like "i need two of *insert thing here*" and i automatically start adding that specific item to itself until I cant anymore, or until something else happens. I'd say at this point I can't control it
>>703679285
Fuckin Einstein over here
I enjoy pooping like one would masturbating, but not in a sexual way.
I jerk off like 30 times a day everyday.
>>703678894
mor pls
>>703674696
Are you me?
>>703676777
shit just got real
I try to find really broke losers and buy them food and encourage them to stay unemployed slackers. So far I've funded several guys and they all still hit me up for food and money. I think society needs more needy slackers. Kik: leanmusclebrah if you're unemployed, I wish I could stop doing this but I can't.
>take diarrhea shit
>don't wipe ass
>workout
>itchy ass
>wait until can't take it anymore
>go into bathroom
>annihilate itchy asshole with toilet paper
>pure bliss
>better than orgasm
>better than shot of heroin and I've tried it to be able to compare
>afterglow similar to sex
>face flushed
>endorphins flowing
>kind of hard to breathe
>slightly bloody asshole if you did it too hard
>feels even better stoned or opiated
>>703677692
Cuddle hustle worked a good 80% of the time.
Nice strategy anon
>>703676777
what did he mean by this?
>>703676777
Neat.
>>703679627
That's pure autism and so are you.
I like to smear peanut butter all over my butthole to ease the pain when im shitting. It works surprisingly well.
>>703677169
Cool, thanks. There's a China town by me so I reckon I can get that. Should be fun at least.
I always stand up to wipe after I poop. I have done this since I was little.
I carry a pen and paper notebook with me at all times and write down really bizarre invention ideas and predictions of the future. I've made over 4600 notes and I'm publishing them because I don't know what else to do besides patent them.
>>703679861
Are you me?
>>703679061
>implying this is a woman
>>703679861
I thought this was normal? I've done this all of my life..
>>703671944
Top kek
>>703678337
Shut up faggot.
It was a bi-product of being fat. He didn't get fat to achieve a dent in the bed so he could lose weight and use it as a secret strategy to get pussy.
Stupid shit sipping boner.
>>703679861
truly horrifying
OP: I never use lube or tissues when I fap.
I just rawdog it and shoot everywhere.
Then I eat it.
>>703679853
>China
Good luck, at least. Shouldn't make too much of a difference, as long as you get the kimchi.
>>703672408
>posting an edgy story which should sound "cool" to impress fugly tards on /b/
>>703671584
oink
>>703679936
I'd read that.
>>703680138
how was that edgy in any ways
your being edgy by claiming somethings edgy when its literally not edgy at all kek
>>703679602
Fucking bollocks I hate that, it's a damned vicious cycle because the little cuts from scratching make the itch come back worse and it's so hard to ignore.
I talk to myself a lot. Or I laugh a lot at all the fucked up shit I did from my past. I don't know, I guess I really don't have any good ones.
Some of you are better off dead though.
I pull out my nut hair with my fingers and roll the hairs into balls and throw them in the floor
>>703676774
Yeah there's medical issues there. I'm skinny fat and about to die from decades of alcohol abuse but I'm only chubby not fat and nothing like that.
>>703671726
nooooooooooooooo
>>703680115
Well the China town caters to basically all the asian subgroups. It's just Chinese came first I think, there's an Asian supermarket there.
I put cardboard cutouts on a rumba so that I can pretend I'm not so lonely.
To the point, in fact, that I genuinely believe there's someone knocking at my door when the rumba knocks into my door when I fap.
>>703680400
Me accept not savage enough to leave on floor.
>>703678649
What. The. Fuck
I get into arguments with myself and lose
I have a problem with my lungs. It causes me to make deep vocalizations almost like I'm gagging or coughing. Whenever I orgasm I sound like the laugh Bowser makes in Super Mario 64 when you die. It's cost me most of my relationships I've been in....
>>703680656
But... you also won?
>>703674918
hello summer
>>703680444
Even better if you have an H Mart nearby. It's Korean-owned.
I used to love Japanese food, but Korean tends to be more filling and less expensive. Not paying $10 for 6 pieces of sushi, when I could pay $7 for a bowl of Jjajangmyeon.
>>703675283
What the fuck, so everyone just ignores this post like it never happened.
Greentext us a story anon.
>>703679456
>>703680138
lol u triggered cuck
>>703679602
why not
>>703680212
Thank you. I published a sample of 100 of my weirdest inventions free on smash words if you want to check it out. Ramblings of a Mad Scientist.
>>703680809
Stfu
>>703680809
You say that like picking through trash and watching people's tv's through their windows is a weird thing to do.
>>703680827
oh god
>>703676777
cant see any nudes, fegit
>trips tho
>>703673554
You're beyond help kiddo.
I piss in the sink. Have been doing that for 14 years+ now, kinda afraight someone will sometimes find out lol.
>>703677351
I do both as well
>>703681205
well we all found out
>>703674427
We're social creatures, it is bound to happen. Maybe call your parents if you still have them around.
>>703679066
how do you remember all of these rules? What if the hand isn't on any of the following numbers?
>>703681265
true detective shit
>>703680797
I live in the uk so there isn't one of those.
Every night, for the past 5 years, I finger my butt with soap to clean my ass.
>>703675512
I have seen this before somewhere
>>703674928
Good on ya, it's probably some thief anyways
>>703675671
if you would stop posting that be a first step
>>703681459
>to clean my ass
ok
>>703676895
You're fucking retarded. Alcohol has more calories per gram than carbs. Stop falling for the retarded carb meme.
>>703676421
why?
>>703681435
Oh, shame that.
>>703671584
What the fuck is the source of this photo?
>>703681205
everybody does that. if you have cheap fixtures/drain they will get corroded quickly and people will know.
>>703679285
Inorite.
It's like every series of calculations goes on until it fades into a numb, indistinguishable line. And that line becomes the substrate for the next series of calculations. At some point I started making predictive models of people's behaviors, just based on tracking and compiling who's twitches / nervous ticks / gestures spread where, not terribly unlike subconscious meme tracking, and that's when it when it started getting funny.
>>703676777
fak n gay
http://cargocollective.com/eleanorbull/Stalker-Room
I have a camera with 65x zoom. every time one of my neighbors is outside i take pictures of them. through the window. i do it everyday.
>be me
>always was curious how cum would taste somehow
>first time masturbating just put it in my mouth after and eat it
>continue rest of life eating my cum always after i masturbate
>i know shit is fucked up
>......
>>703681602
Its literally the only way to clean your ass with a 0% percent chance of streaks.
>>703682015
i'd say it was successful.
>>703676777
WITNESSED!
huhnfnfnffh wtf
>>703681602
is it itchy?
>>703682071
Never be ashamed for what makes you happy. I eat my own cum as well, it helps with cleanup, has protein, and isn't wasteful.
>>703675443
PICS OR GTFO B8
>>703671584
Looks like porposelully eating during constipation for s bowel blow out
Pretend to be a paraplegic by crawling around my house without a single muscle in my legs.
>>703682315
i got fat from doing that. like a gallon a day.
I play pokemon go
>>703682315
are you being serious or just trolling me around?
cuz i am not lying lol i seriously do that shit.
>>703682216
Naw
It feels kinda weird though
Not pleasurable like one would imagine, probably because my finger isn't long enough
>>703682315
Indeed. Apparently the Dangers of Masturbation involve losing out on energizing hormones that would otherwise be wasted. Well, problem solved!
I always count and/or manipulate phrases or sentences I hear. I like to have them occur in multiples of 5. The way I count them depends on how I need it to turn out.
The "w" is what this all hinges on. It's very unique among letters in that it's the only one with more than one syllable. It's also the only one that if written out phonetically would be two separate words. That's how i make it work, by counting letters, syllables of letters, and by working phonetically with words.
Punctuation is also counted and under the same rules that are being applied to the "w".
>>703682422
Everyday
>>703682375
Amateurs
>>703675494
Totally normal. Keeps them from getting splashed.
>>703682428
nothing wrong with that bro.. just drink something before you kiss your mom
>>703674544
I somewhat understand everything else, but to your dog?!
>>703682315
I make my dog eat my semen because I'm too lazy to clean it.
The semen is cleaned up and the dog gets a treat.
Win Win
>>703682558
pro tip.. place one square of tp where you are going to shit.. (maybe 2 if you are new to it) no splash.
>>703682515
I think you might have legit autism friend
>>703679861
BUT SERIOUSLY HOW CAN YOU EVEN DO IT SITTING DOWN?
>>703671584
>Start completely useless and meaningless threads on /b/ and then wait for people to respond.
>>703682505
so its actually good im doing this... im a genius.
and how many protein is there in sperm?
>>703682741
I think I legit do
>>703672408
Nearly as messed up as a Vietnamese knitting group
>>703682881
Delet this
>>703682646
like how do you make your dog do it? he gives you oral sex kinda on the end?
>>703671584
I wear diapers and go in them then pretend I have a mommy taking are of me as I change myself.
>>703672954
Alzheimers?
>>703683047
timestamp a diaper
>>703683000
checked... will delete. in 2 minutes.
>>703671584
f5in this shit so hard
very fine kek
I occasionally like to bend over, and squeeze my penis between my thighs, and pretend I have no dick.
>>703683012
No. I just shoot my load, and the dog can like.... tell when I've cum. So when it knows, it comes over and just licks up the semen.
Nothing sexual involving the dog. It just eats my semen.
>>703674499
Shut it randy
Occasionally role play stories in my head with me as the protagonist.
Usually Dragonball or Dr Who based.
>>703681205
kek'd so much at this photo
>use piss jugs, when it's full i pour the piss down the shower drain
>cut the tops off of milk jugs and shit in them then pour water in it so the shit doesn't stink, then i'll cover it up with a small towel until i take it outside to dump the shit and burn the jug (usually leave it in the bathroom for like a week before emptying in which case gnats are usually infested in it)
>have fapped to pictures of my face before and sometimes make "cute" faces in the mirror to admire how cute i look
>pick scabs off my scalp and eat them
>drink almost on a daily basis, but if someone asks me if i drink i tell them no
>have my own set of memes that i'll often say aloud to myself when i'm alone and start laughing hysterically at them
I'm conscious of the way I walk to the point of if I think about how I am walking it makes me walk weird with a limp. I like the taste of my boogers and believe it helps my immune system. I will only eat one thing on my plate at a time. If I don't hit .00 when I'm pumping gas I get mad and keeping pumping more gas until I can make it .00 of I can't pump any more. I think I have small anal leakage as there is poop in my boxers often. I still wear them until I feel like changing them. I don't believe you can successfully have more than 1 friend, takes to much time and energy.
>>703674544
... Are you obese? If not, marry me
>>703671944
Kek af famalam
>>703683262
every single guy ever has done this on occasion
>>703682515
I do similar shit all the time but can't really explain it. Must be autism tho
>>703671584
I have a fantasy world I day dream about all the time almost like an on going series.
>>703683572
>>703676777
Trips of Truth
>>703682428
Nah no trolling. You gotta cum-brother here friend.
>>703681726
>I'm an autistic fag.
>I enjoy hearing german (sometimes I add subtitles)
>I don't try to learn it cause I'm a lazyass and I don't think that learning it would be very useful.
>>703683120
If you say so. Would you like more?
>>703681329
>Maybe call your parents if you still have them around.
Both died from cancer.
>>703676481
Holy shit man back in my freshman year of high school this happened to me. Everytime I felt someone was looking at me walk i would start walking like a fucking retard and putting force on one leg. looked like I broke something and I had people telling me are you ok but it only made it worse cause now I knew they were also watching me walk.
it's frustrating but you'll get over it with time and confidence
>>703683948
put one on!
>>703683754
You fucker.
Im sure many many more do that. Im really committed to that world.
Mind sharing how your world is? what world, setting, characters etc.
i do this daily when i buy my bag of oreos.
>>703683442
I fart into the couch cushion then kneel in front of it and inhale deeply. Like, multiple times a day
>>703676777
It's like everyone forgets there's a built in Google reverse image search.
Almost every night since I was little I've sit on the toilet fingered my asshole until I induce bowel movements while massaging prostate cock gets stiff but not fully erect and continue to finger fuck myself started shoving random cylindrical objects small shampoo bottles large broom sticks in my ass at about 10 YO thought I was gay for years, grow up move out have several gay encounters glory holes craigslist gay clubs get fucked in Ass several times until I realize im not gay,just love making my self shit whilst massaging prostate... Still do it to this day happily married 3 kids no one knows my secret ....
>>703680669
that's a blessing from satan himself my freind,you've only sampled a little of the gift given to you by our dark lord and savior you need to engage with it and try to understand it more become close to it and really understand what you've been given is to be treasured and held close to your heart don't waste your talent and if people shun you for it so be it they were weak minded fools anyway and you know it.
>>703684110
O-ok. A-any other requests?
>>703684301
its like I didnt give a shit and a bunch of people got trolled.
>>703677393
Use a hair dryer it works much better
>>703671584
>pic related
lol
Nothing but numbers in my head all the time. Its always money and making sure I don't lose any.
If by a certain time of the month I'm making enough I get to sleep even if I know that what I'm shipping next month will more than make up for it.
I know I sound like an idiot, but I don't sleep much even though I should.
>>703684135
Yes sure. I've never have before though. In it have powers and I'm in a group with others like me and we do shit what we want to. It's almost like a hero based carton but its in depth and I try to be clever with it. I formed a much better life there.
>>703684026
And now you continue the proud tradition by acting like a faggot on /b/
>>703681333
It fluctuates. Recently I've added 14 to the "big no" category, and I'm considering all numbers ending in a 4 be the same.
>>703671584
i sometimes piss in the sink because i dont want to run all the way to the toilet (i have a sink in my room)
>>703684403
Yeah epic troll was epic
>>703683754
I do this too, ever since I was a kid. Fantasy prone personality. It's how Lord of the Rings happened.
>>703684403
except you promoted that post a 1/2 dozen times
>>703683000
Meme magic at work
>>703676777
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>>703682149
function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write(x*y)");
>>703681789
Like I said, there's quite a big asian community round where I live so it should be OK.
>>703684609
that's how they would want it
>>703678649
Please tell me there is more of her?
>>703684835
function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write(x*y)");
>>703685089
function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write(x*y)");
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>>703685225
Script nigger
>>703672877
I do that with a portable air conditioner. Cold air in ass, lovely.
I watch the same episode of Rugrats every night before I go to sleep. It's been the same episode every night for over 19 years. I had it on VHS, then moved to DVD, and now it's on my Plex server. Whenever I travel I load it to my phone so I won't have to go a night without it, even watch it on planes
>>703685419
Which episode?
>>703684392
called my bluff, good job weirdo anon!
>>703684516
the world I was daydreaming about USED to be about superheroes + aliens and stuff, but that was back in childhood. Now its a different world. its 4 am where I am now, so I cant really explain mine.
That daydreaming used to be what helped me through hard times.
(the way we are telling this is borderline autistic, and Im obviously not an autist, but had it been someone else saying what I am right now, I would have had doubts.)
>>703685560
The big house, Tommy goes to daycare and makes friends who help him try to break out
>>703680508
>>703685628
Anytime. I can keep going if you wish.
After a particularly hard or stressful day at work, I'll pop in Warriors Orochi 3 and just run around as Lu Bu or Lu Meng for a few maps killing everything. Stress reliever.
>>703671584
I wave goodbye to my poop as it flushes down the toilet because I feel like I'm losing a part of myself.
>>703685666
Checked, keked and hailed
>>703685942
not my kind of thing, but you can do what you want anon. i just wanted to see some evidence of truth.
>>703675283
For real wtf man thats weird
I expect a greentext
>>703686284
Alrighty. Well now you know.
>>703686286
>>703675283
i second this
>>703684392
Yes, kill yourself tonight you fat fuck
I rehearse what I'm going to say 20 times before i talk on the phone and I still manage to fuck it up
>>703672954
I do that a lot. Sometimes i wont remember til my head starts hurting or i get dizzy and light headed.
>>703682515
>>703683691
I do this too and I'm actually extremely socially capable. 5s, 10s, 25s. Sometimes it gets annoying. Sometimes I time my steps-per-surface to it. I can do analytical stuff and art stuff equally well. So probably not the autisms, probably you just like order.
>>703685635
Sometimes I in mine I just normal everything things but its more pleasant. Like being rich and going shopping or having a great conversion or relationship with people.
>>703674427
When im alone i repeat random words or phrases to myself for hours on end
>>703674427
This...
>>703678337
Jealousy detected
>>703676777
Good gawd man!!!! It has spoken!!
>>703675574
what the fuck is this?
...intriguing
>>703685089
>>703685225
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