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>>703671114
How does it feel to be Hitlery's Ashtray?
>>703671114
Where the fuck is my wallet?
>>703671114
what happens to your cock skin when you sick fucks cut it off ???
What, you think you're some kind of fuckin' celebrity?
>>703671114
FREE PALISTINE
>>703671403
I'm with you dude I'm not of those Zionist jews of shit
>>703671192
idk
>>703671114
whats the meaning of life ?
>>703671114
When did God decide that he had enough animal sacrifices?
>>703671169
>>703671274
Pretty damn good, now thanks to him we control the USA and we have our own land.
>>703671114
Where do you hide you're jew gold? Do you have a fake jew gold pouch just around your neck so that when you get mugged on the streeet you actually give them the fake one?
>>703671598
idk lol not a religious jew
>>703671550
if you ask a jew that it's clearly making money
>>703671114
why does America kiss your ass ? what have you got on them ?
>>703671114
how can i be jew too?
i need the money
>>703671114
why don't you all just fuck off ?
>>703671701
Well I don't go out I'm just another /b/ro
>>703671784
u can try to join us but all the business are taken
>>703671774
well we cried a little bit after the Holocaust and we bought the American medias that's it
>>703671403
Free Palistine?
I'll take three.
>>703671899
hey that's pretty mean at least I'm delivering not like other faggot OPs :(
what gas company do you use ?
>>703671750
>not a religious jew
than stop calling yourself a jew, goyim
>>703671968
but i don't know how to enter nigger
also the business are plenty of room in argentina
>>703671980
Hadn't heard that one
>>703672132
I'm culturally a jew
>>703672047
we hire a local company, it's cheaper
>>703671114
Wow - the gene pool is nearly empty.
is it true that if I say beetlejews three times a jew will appear ?
>>703672312
Yea but a bad jew, ultraorthodox :/
>>703671114
Why do you claim that you are semitic when most of you guys are gingers? Do you get triggered when people remind you that you are khazars who don't really have a legitimate reason to go to the middle east and fuck shit up?
>>703671114
are u still waiting for the prophet?
>>703672413
a bad jew lol name a good one ?
>>703671114
This is fooking Neil Goldman from Famguy IRL
>>703672614
The Liberal Judaism is dope
how bigs your nose ?
>>703672588
U are waiting for that heretic Jesus to come back to earth no? lol
>>703672585
I don't really care about the ethnography, we are God's choosen people lmao
>>703672864
jog on mo ham head
whats your view on islam ?
>>703672978
I don't speak Hebrew as I said I'm not religious I'm only into making money and running my own bank someday
>>703672864
no.
he's waiting for me... and u too in the end
>>703673108
I respect man Islam is not a bad religion, but the goatfuckers of ISIS are scum
>>703671114
Why are you guys so cheap?
Why do you whine and complain all the time?
Why do you guys get so defensive about stereotypes when you're all mostly attorneys, doctors, finance and entertainment? How is that a bad thing?
>>703671114
why are jews so successful as compare to blacks?
Sup faggot.
How comes middle east people hat you guys so much? I've met a lot of British Muslims and they're all crazy anti-jewish.
>>703673232
a jew a Christian and a goat fucking muslim walk into a bar which one wins the holy war ?
>>703673488
Lol don't generalize I'm not complaining about the racist jokes and I don't really care about stereotypes, everyone likes money
>>703673702
We had nothing to do with the Holy Wars only christians and muslims died, but fun fact jews control Jerusalem now :D
>>703673580
They lost Jerusalem that's why
>>703673232
islam not bad religion.... top kek
kill the infidels
beat ur wiwes
during ramadan eat after sunset couse god's sleeping don't see.....
>>703673900
Ok I guess lol good dubs man
>>703672132
what is an ethnic Jew?
>>703674081
The son of a Jewish woman :D
>>703671114
מה לעזאזל עשה לך רק מזוין אומר עליי, מנוולת קטן? אני צריך לדעת שאני סיימתי בראש של הכיתה שלי הקומנדו הימי, ואני כבר מעורב בפשיטות סוד רבות על אל-Quaeda, ואני יש יותר מ -300 הרוגים אשרו. הוכשרתי בלוחמת גורילה ואני הצלף העליון בצבא ארה"ב כולה. אתה לי כלום אלא רק יעד אחר. אני אחסל אותך לעזאזל עם דיוק שכמותו מעולם לא ראתה לפני כן על כדור ארץ הזה, לסמן מילות המזוינות שלי. אתה חושב שאתה יכול לברוח עם אומר חרא כי לי דרך האינטרנט? תחשוב שוב, מזדיין. בזמן שאנחנו מדברים אני עמך קשר הרשת הסודית שלי של מרגלים ברחבי ארה"ב ו- IP שלך הוא להיות לייחס עכשיו אז כדאי להתכונן לסערה, רימה. הסערה שמוחקת את הדבר קצת פתטי אתה קורא את חייך. אתה מזיין מת, ילד. אני יכול להיות בכל מקום, בכל עת, ואני יכול להרוג אותך יותר משבע מאות דרכים, וזה רק בידיים שלי. לא רק שאני מאומן בהרחבה לחימה ללא נשק, אבל יש לי גישה ארסנל שלם של חיל הנחתים של ארצות הברית ואני אשתמש בו כדי מלוא שלה כדי לנגב את התחת האומלל שלך מעל פני היבשת, חתיכת חרא קטן. א
>>703674081
Anyways it changed now you are jew also if your dad was not it doesnt only depend of the mother line
id rather be a nigger than a jew,
id rather be a nigger than a jew,
id rather be a nigger ,
id rather be a nigger .
id rather be a nigger than a jew,
>>703674279
Haha I don't speak Hebrew but I know you translated the Navy Seal copypasta
>>703674279
>implying he's an actual kike
>>703674390
Niggers are hungry, jews run banks
>>703673711
yeahhh but jews REALLY like money. And you guys do complain. Constantly. I'm always ashamed when I go out to eat with a lot of my jewish friends. They'll constantly nag the waiter for little things, then complain that they didn't anticipate what they wanted when the guy leaves. And don't get me started on tips. I always end up paying out because they calculate exactly 15% and then begin deducting for every minor infraction. To the point that I pitch in extra to cover their cheapness.
So when I mean complaining, i don't mean you specifically. I mean jews in general, about everything. It's too hot. It's too cold. These germans are trying to set me on fire. it's just bitch bitch bitch.
And you guys are all in finance. I work for a very large trading firm. Like every 3rd persons name ends in berg or witz or stein. And this month October the office is going to be a fucking ghost town as all the high holidays fall then.
So yeah. Jews are kinda jewey. And the guys are really fucking hairy too. If they were hairier, they'd be Jewbakka.
>>703671114
opinion on sionism.?
כּוּשִׁי
>>703674578
Oh well maybe I act that way too and I don't know maybe we are made that way, I guess we are demanding people lol
>>703674515
id rather be hungry than a jew
id rather be hungry than a jew
id rather be hungry
id rather be hungry
id rather be hungry than a jew
>>703674771
sup my כּוּשִׁי
>>703674682
I don't like wars about religion, Israel should be a secular state and everyone should be free to go there and pray
>>703675082
this. Multiculturalism for Israel. They need some enrichment from vibrant African youth
>>703671275
We save it to eat later on.
>>703671114
How is Ari doing?
Where's your Jew gold?
>>703671114
Jew B. Jew B. Jew
Where are you?
We need some help from you now.
Jew B. Jew B. jew
We need you
To pay all that you owe now.
Come on, Jew B. Jew
I see you
Pretending you've got no money.
You're not fooling me, cause I can see
You'r jew gold horde, oh honey.
You know we've got an economy to save
So Jew B. Jew be ready to pay bills
Don't run for the hills!
And Jew B. Jew, if you come through
You're gonna have yourself a kosher snack
That's a fact!
Jew B. Jew B. Jew
We need you
Get ready and be willing
If we can count on you
Jew B. Jew
You'll be much less of a villain
on a scale of 1 -10 how big is you nose ?
>>703671114
Why do I always hear about rich/influential/famous jews trash-talking whites all the time and promoting multiculturalism? Do you actually hate us white volk? I mean I don't hate jews, except those cocksucking bankers/media owners
>>703671114
How does it feel knowing your Jew masters, your own kin, let Hitler kill millions of your brothers in order to further your master's power. That they wouldn't let Hitler deport the Jews to anywhere but Israel?
How can you serve the Jewish elite when they don't even give a shit about Jews. You realize they're all secular at the top right?
Also - Jew - religion or ethnicity? Which comes first...
>>703671968
>we cried a little bit after the Holocaust
And that's it. I do not believe any of this anymore.
>>703676105
so you just hate 98% of jews then
i'll just leave this here
>>703671114
Is it true you know the history of your ancestors?
What is your opinion of fiddler on the roof?
ACHTUNG, JUDEN!
>>703676582
i'm gonna fap to this
>>703676105
>except those cocksucking bankers/media owners
complains about capitalism...would trade places with said hatred in a second...
>mfw
Have you spent your Jew Gold, yet?
>>703677167
good goy
why is Israel doing so shit in the Paralympics ?
>>703671114
Fuck you, kike
>>703677344
jews don't spend
>>703677650
that's not a question
>>703677704
Right, right.. it's not KOSHAH!
when you gonna rebuild the temple of solomon so world war 3 starts?
or are you just a bunch of pussies?
What do you think of Zyklon B?
>>703671114
I have a couple of questions.
What the fuck is your problem?
Why do you people think you're more important than everyone?
Why do you people think you're the only actual people on earth and everyone else is cattle?
If you're god's chosen, how come you're all balding, have poor eyesight, and are generally just plain ugly?
Why do you give money and weapons to ISIS?
If you're so fucking smart, why do you believe in god?
Why are you trying to erase white people?
Why do you say "never again" but ignore genocide? Does "never again" only refer to jew genocide?
You know the holocaust is bullshit, right?
Why do you people keep causing, funding, and profiting from wars? Shekels > life?
What the fuck is up with circumcision? Seriously, your god puts foreskin there, then you think he wants you to cut it off?! WHY!?!?
>>703673900
Proof?
We will stop you
>>703672413
ALL JEWS ARE BAD JEWS
>>703671275
They collect enough to make a wallet, but when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!
>>703671465
Good for you anon. Have no problem with Jews, only the ones who support Israel's actions
>>703671114
How do you feel about the fact that there are twice as many whites with iqs over 140 than there are Jews in the world?
>>703671114
you guys are not white but more muslim than white
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You roll up her sleeve
>>703679745
The brown Jews are the cool one's the white one's are the insane Zionists.
who would win ?
pic related
>>703671114
You suck op. Barely answered any questions. Such a Jew.
Does your grandpa freak out whenever he takes a shower?
>>703679048
>why do you people think you're more important than everyone?
we are
>if you're god's chosen, how come you're all balding, have poor eyesight, and are generally just plain ugly?
only jews have superior genes that's why our iq is higher than yours good goyim
>If you're so fucking smart, why do you believe in god?
only intellectuals believe in god
>Seriously, your god puts foreskin there, then you think he wants you to cut it off?! WHY!?!?
so that we can use your mother's lips as a replacement
>>703681847
Bro you're gonna get 'causted again if you stick with this attitude.
Also answer my question:
>>703679720
>>703681847
Answer my question Jew boy
>>703679720
Do it. You won't. Pussy.
>>703681847
Shalom Israel.
>>703671114
How do you feel about Ethiopia
Do you believe there was Giants roaming the earth or did David just kill a tall lanky cunt.
Am I Jewish for having a Jew grandmother on my fathers side? I was not raised to have any religions input
How do you feel about the Kabbalah
>>703682544
the holocaust never happened to jews
it was all goyim cattle masquerading as us for our own benefit, we get money from the holohoax and at the same time by killing non-jews we practiced eugenics
jews were born to rule this earth, to rule over dumb goyim
we are smarter, richer, funnier and more attractive than everyone else
we are gods
>>703684809
How come I fucked a Jewish girl then? Why wouldn't she want a Jewish man if you're more attractive?
And what about this?
>>703683951
What about the studies showing Jews being predisposed to a number of genetic conditions such as Tay Sachs due to your inbred genetics?
>>703684809
>> Genetically the same as goyim yes some how better
>>703684809
Jews are the real racists in this world. Whites just want to live in peace. It's you sickos who ruin it for everyone else. No wonder everyone hates you.
>>703671114
Please die?
Jew hate just doesn't make sense to me. Like, I get that there are bad Jews out there just like there are bad members of any religion. I get that Israel has done some seriously deplorable things and have some serious explaining to do (although /pol/, don't pretend you give a shit about Palestine, we know you don't), and I get that Zionists can and will act like dicks just like any other religious extremists.
But think about every Jew you've passed on the street today who was just going about things like everyone else. You probably didn't even notice them. What exactly were they doing wrong and more importantly, why should you care? Not giving a shit is easy, it takes effort to hate.
>>703684809
Is this you?
why are you a jew
>>703684809
As long as there are Jews like this I will continue to hate Jews. They are elitists supremacist ugly rotten scum. Yes there are good Jews but anyone who defines themselves as a Jew is scum in my opinion. I am proud to be white but never would I ever say we are absolutely better than other races with no exception. That is narcissistic and sociopathic thinking.
>>703685774
>>703671114
Monsey or Crown Heights?
(and why on G-d's green earth, would you choose one of the worst representations of our people to use to get questions?)
>>703686051
I'm pretty sure that was b8, or if not, just some complete lunatic. He speaks for himself.
>>703672795
Liberal Judaism will be the downfall of Judaism, just like Liberalism is the downfall of everything else.
>>703673579
Because Jews have talents that svartzim do not possess...like the ability to work, and hold a job.
>>703671114
You know the holocaust is bullshit, right?
>>703686542
I fail to see how liberalism is to blame for that.
>>703686542
>tfw the Now guy has a much better jawline than John Wayne
>>703686827
6 million Jewish souls say otherwise.
>>703687504
Yeah, 6 million bullshit artists getting holocaust benefits every month.
>>703686827
It's not like anyone ever bothers to explain how.
>>703688097
Who's paying them?
FREE PALISTINE
>>703671114
How much would the answer be?
>>703688240
Stop playing stupid. Coming from a culture that values education, you can put the pieces together yourself. Yahweh, you can't even be honest when posting anonymously.
>>703688097
hurr i spent 5 minutes on youtube watching tgsnt, david cole and eric cunt videos and now im smarter than all historians
>>703689114
So you don't know either?
Is sasha grey a jew?
>>703671114
I feel like I have a Jesusy look.
This Jew straight up rekted all you neckbeards.
Today op was not a faggot
>>703689836
Hi OP. How are you?
>>703689996
Not op. Ya turd
Nice try on those quads tho chimp
>>703689832
You have a roy from it crowd look
>>703686827
kek.
Germanfag here, I live like 20 min away from one of the larger "Vernichtungslager". One of those that had been running the big ovens, you know.
There had been many more much smaller "Konzentrationslager" around, where the Jews and Gays where just collected and/or had to work.
Those smaller camps did not have the "Vernichtungsmaschinerie" (German is a wonderful language, isn't it), as this would've been way too expansive.
Dead bodies do not burn by themselves, you would have to heat the oven, to deal with the ashes etc
In large, I can see why this is considered a total shitfest for humanity by most sane persons.
>>703690113
>lives 20 minutes away from Vernichtungslager
So you live in Poland then?
Because there are no Vernichtungslager outside Poland.
>>703690322
So, even if a German tells you they are real and you can visit them any time, even then you try to play the total denial card?
>>703690569
Germans are the most indoctrinated about the Holocaust of anyone.
>>703690714
Are we? so sou try to take the last bit of proud about my heritage from me?
>>703690569
I am in the holocaust is real and it happened camp, mate. Hence I know a thing or two about the subject. And for one, all nazi run extermination camps were in Poland.
>>703673232
ISIS they are not even humans
>>703690906
lol yeah sorry. Germanic paganism is cool. You're also some of the tallest and strongest people on Earth. And schnapps. And Jaegermeister. And the car was invented in Germany. I'm German American and I'm very proud of it. I think we're the greatest people on Earth.
>>703690906
Just eat some schnitzel. We still sacked Rome.
4. For my own part, I agree with those who think that the tribes of Germany are free from all taint of intermarriages with foreign nations, and that they appear as a distinct, unmixed race, like none but themselves. Hence, too, the same physical peculiarities throughout so vast a population. All have fierce blue eyes, red hair, huge frames, fit only for a powerful exertions. -Tacitus
>>703691602
powerful sudden^
Can you teleport your friends into your magic land where there are real people?
Can we be friends, please jew? I want your magic jew powers for me that i have heard about. They are something I'm enacting an agenda to obtain as they will benefit me so that one day, jew, when I join you and your fellow jews I can enact my agenda of enslaving humanity into being able to interact with eachother without jew magic.
One day.
>>703691602
It originally is ruddy hair not red hair meaning reddish.
>>703686542
This is what capitalism gives you. All the companies constantly massaging your brain telling you you are a special little snowflake as long as you buy our shit.
Oh, Revolution, where art thou?
>>703671114
y u such a kike niguh?
>>703671114
How many Nobel Prizes do you have?
