Secret story time thread
tell us your secret stories you wont tell no one us
i'll go first:
>be me
>fap to bella thorne more than anyone
>fapping spree for about a month
>fap so much tell my friends
>think im wierd
>doilooklikeicarenigger.png
>google again ready for fap
>read her info by accident
>scrolls down
>is only 14
>PEDOALERT.AVI
>PEDOALERT.AVI
>Never speak of it or do it again
i am ashamed i am a pedophile guys, whats your secrets?
>>703635213
If anything you're a hebephile
14yos these days look like adults and act like hormone controlled sluts so don't be ashamed
>>703635800
so i dont have to killmyself for being a dirty pedo for fapping tot his?
and this
and she only turned 18 this year which makes iteven worse cuz i fapped to her for LITERAL YEAAARS!
lets just face it fellow anon, i should kill myself
>>703635925
Why do you even care if she was 14 or not? If she's hot she's hot. that's that
but not without one last suicide fap
>>703636449
Because according to most people if you get a boner from this:
>>703635967
your a pedo
maybe i should stick with classic gay pedo shit instead of that... i should just accept my fate
>>703636539
most people don't know shit
don't worry so much about what others would think
whatever
you are getting whiney and that's annoying
>>703637142
So you're saying it is okay to fap to her? i need someone's blessing mang i have no reason to live other than eating and fapping pl0x
>>703635925
you absolutely should kill yourself for fapping to that.
I don't care how old that thing is either.
>>703637480
So im not a pedo im just an autist?
>>703637321
I fapped to preteens doing gymnastics on YouTube and I still live
so go ahead
I've unintentionally had thoughts of my neighbor's 12-year-old daughter flash into my mind when fapping.
>i didn't ask for this
>i don't want to
>i feel gross afterwards and have to stop
>i'm worried i'll become comfortable with it and start fapping on purpose while thinking about her
>>703637729
is she hot?
got pics?
how can you feel gross when fapping to something as pure as a child?
>>703635213
i was molested alot as a child. i remember the first time, must've been around 9, remember beast wars playing on tv
>have a blonde babysitter
>always nice. smiles, hugs, pretty color, pretty smell
>been around for what seems like forever
>one day mom goes to see a movie with some friends
>remember watching cartoons, her next to me
>feel safe
>feel her hand on my thigh
>i sit there speechless, spiderman tshirt on, as she touches my dick
>"don't worry, just checking your temperature," she says.
>"I don't.... okay," i murmur, confused
>after a while she pulls down my pants. "I think you may be sick." she takes off her shirt. teal underwear; the color has since aroused me.
>starts playing with my dick
>first boner that i clearly recollect
>she kisses me, taking my hands and planting them upon her breasts
>i like the feeling but don't understand what's going on
>"You need to take my temperature now," she says. "Do i feel really hot?"
>i shake my head, not knowing what to say
>She licks my lips, then both of my cheeks.
>Before i realize it, she's kissing and licking my cock
>She sucks it, moaning. "You are so hard. I think i can help you."
>feel an internal flash; my heart races and i feel release never known before
>She pulls my pants up. gives me twinkies. More smiles. Hugs. Asks me if know what a secret is
>>703638051
Your post gave me an erection.
>>703638051
why couldnt i be molested
>>703638051
This is a secrets thread, not a things that didn't happen thread
>>703638296
im the OP, and damn that gave me the hard peepee and i didnt even look at a kid so ill let it slide
>>703638296
if he was really molested I feel bad
>>703638296
>This is a secrets thread, not a things that didn't happen thread
I think anon thinks the secret is that in never happened
>>703637987
This, it would be weirder not to fap to her.
>>703638467
I was molested when I was 11 years old by a 16 year old girl that was raped by her father. I never told anyone that story and I'm not going to green text it. I guess that's a secret, but it not that it's a secret exactly, it just never really comes up
I work at a grocery store and every time I have to check a hot girls ID I try to remember her name or write it down when I can so I can find her online and fap to her pics.
>>703638858
Holy shit, I do the exact same thing, but I work at a AT&T store
I ain't getting too into details but this dude pulled a gun on me after I picked up less than an ounce of weed off him for a road trip so I came back with some friends and a replica AK, tied dude up, and dropped him off in the middle of nowhere ass naked halfway between Phoenix and Reno
>>703638858
i thought everyone does this?
>>703639142
I worked at a grocery store, but I never thought of doing this. I think I'm just autismo. I remember some guy who was of a questionable age yelling at me because HE forgot his ID.
>Classic customers!
I was actually date-raped a couple of weeks ago but i'm too embarrassed to say anything.
>my roommate threw a party
>got smashed
>partially know related; a friend of a friend
>2am and i'm fucked up
>smoked a blunt with a few people before they left
>related sticks around and gave me a drink that tastes fucking sour and strong, claiming it was a combination of all the open containers
>offered to help clean up
>less work for me so i shrugged
>spilling cups into the trash, i suddenly felt dizzy and sleepy
>I grabbed a hold of my dick and felt it growing for reasons beyond me
>I needed to lay down
>tumbled into my room and crashed on my bed
>i'm falling unconscious when i suddenly felt someone flip me onto my back
>my belt was undone. i tried to focus but can't. my pants were pulled down
>"What's...happening," I groaned, feeling fingers wrapping themselves around my erect dick
>a shadow hovered over me. "I don't think," i managed to utter before she planted herself down upon me
>a trail of drool oozed itself passed my lips as she rode me, my eyes rolling around
>she gasped and moaned
>i blacked out just when she began to kiss me, sloppy tongue rolling around my mouth
>woke up hours later alone
>laid out across my bed with my pants down
>dick smelt like sushi
>saw no condom
>got tested
>positive for gono
I've confronted the girl but she denies everything. No one would believe a man claiming to have been raped by the opposite sex.
This is as good a thread as any to bring this up, I suppose. I'm 50 years old. My live-in girlfriend of 4 months is 19. I lied about my age on the online site where we met, but she knows the truth now. She has a fake ID, so we've lied to all my friends and my family about her age (they think she's over 21). Oddly, her parents and family know the entire situation and are relatively ok with it.
Not so much a secret as bragging, I guess. Lol. But while our age difference is pretty drastic, we do hide it a lot and most people who know us think we're within 15 or 20 years apart, rather than 30.
Any questions?
>>703639279
>No one would believe a man claiming to have been raped by the opposite sex.
You are right, and I basically had the same thing happen to me, the bitch was trying to get pregnant . Good luck
>>703639279
Pic related?
>>703639376
The only people that care about the age difference is feminists and sjw , the rest of us are like good for you gramps , live the dream
>>703639551
Thanks, /b/ro. I think
>>703639441
That's fucked up. Idk what I'd do if she showed up at my doorstep pregnant. Prob punch her in the face on impulse. I want to get justice, but most likely won't.
>>703639546
Yes. Not all rapists are attractive.
>>703638051
Do you have a pic of her by any chance??
>>703639551
I'm neither, but I think it's weird.
Rule of thumb being n/2 + 7. n being your age, this will tell you the youngest person you can date without it being weird.
I have a file on my computer filled with stolen nudes from my female friends phones and computers. I took some of my other friends pictures off facebook and had them cock tributed. I jerk off to them all the time.
>>703640181
Lots of people think it's weird. By the rule of thumb you quote, I should date no one younger than 32. But what if I meet this awesome person who turns 32 in 3 months. Is it still weird? What if it's a year and 3 months? Etc. etc.
We've both thought it through and even have our concerns about it occasionally. But for now, it's the most beautiful relationship either of us have ever been in. And oddly, we "fit" when we go out. Like, no one thinks I'm her dad or anything, we actually make a pretty decent couple.
bump
bump for tits
>>703639627
I'm not trying to insult you, I hope I'm banging 19 yo's when I'm 50
>>703641236
The only people that care about age are women, and male sjw. I honestly don't care is a 50 year old is dating a 20 yo, and no self respecting man should, I mean have you seen what 50 yo women look like?. Men age like a fine wine, women age like store bought milk.
>>703639781
>Idk what I'd do if she showed up at my doorstep pregnant
the joke was on the bitch that tried to get pregnant by me, I'm sterile ,you on the other hand, there's nothing you can do, you'd still have to pay child support. Odds are you are mildly successful and she seen you as a meal ticket
>>703638270
according to feminst standards for men, if a woman were to make a sexual move on a man without asking for consent first, it's technically molestation. The difference is you're just more alike in age.
>>703635213
I pick my nose and eat my boogers, when no one is around
>>703643576
Reading this gave me an erection
>be me approximately 1,5 years ago
>be at this party with friends from school about six or seven of us
>get wasted and have a lot of fun
>around 5 or 6 return to friends house to crash.
>4 of us stick around to crash in the living room
>me on inflatable bed annoyed because I wanted the couch
>this stupid bitch passed out on it
>she's a 7/10 nice tits and very thick in the good way.
>everyone's asleep can't sleep feeling horny
>I grab my dick and play with it but can't get off without porn and phone's dead.
>get crazy idea
>walk over to couch with dick in hand carefully maneuvering past two other sleeping people
>stand over bitch's face with dick in hand
>start jerking off but still not enough
>grab on of her tits and play with it a bit
>put hand between legs and stroke
>her mouth is half open
>put dick against lips while stroking
>get really into it start dragging my dick and balls across her face while furiously stroking
>try to get dick as far in her mouth as possible but teeth blocking my way
>keep rubbing dick against lips while jerking
>almost there
>pull my pants further down and put asshole on her face/nose try to fart
>I'm too pussy to actually fart because I'm afraid she'll wake up but keep ass to nose for a bit while still jerking
>feel tension building turn around again
>rub some more against her lips
>I feel the cum moving up
>shoot an average load on her cheek stand back a bit
>hate myself for not charging my phone because I can't take a picture now
>go to bathroom to get paper towel and clean dick
>go back to bitch look at here sleeping face with my cum on here cheek
>she'll never know
>wipe my cums of her cheek and go back to bed
>see her at school next day and can't stop envisioning her with my cum on her cheek
Tried to do it again a couple of months later, but she woke up, she talked to me about it and wasn't happy. We actually became friends for a while after, but lost contact after school was over.
>>703643617
I always wanted to try a sword fight with my erect penis, but I'm not gay
>>703639279
If really true, at least write some sort of brief statement with incontrovertible timestamp saying what happened so if she is pregnant it doesn't look so much like you made it up to avoid paying child support.
i once came so hard and so much it literally caused me severe pain and had to go to the doctor
>>703639781
protip: don't punch her in the face, punch her in the stomach
>>703642504
No worries, man!
>>703641236
I definitely agree, for obvious reasons.
>>703635213
You're not a pedophile. Pedophiles want to fuck children.
A hot woman is a hot woman whether she's 12 or 70. It's totally normal to fap to hot women.
>>703642706
In my last post, meant to quote you here. "I definitely agree, for obvious reasons"
>>703639376
So when she hits her sexual peak, you'll be in your 70's. That'll work. How's your bank balance? Loadsamoney?
>>703638198
Fucking same god dammit
My secret is.. I actually know the names of the three guys that jumped and assaulted me last Friday night. But the way police reports work here, they'll get access to all my info if I file specific named reports against them.
And I know they're part of a local criminal gang with 30 or so members.
That's why I pretended I don't know their names to the cops today, and just described them VERY thoroughly. Don't want their fellow shitheads to hurt me or my family.
Call me a beta if you will, idgaf. At least those fucking sandniggers ain't getting any info on where my children live.
>>703635213
Totally legal in Germany.
>>703635213
She's 18 now, so you fine
>>703645428
>4chan logic
>viciously masturbate to kids
>tell people that once they turn 18
>makes it okay
oh /b/, how i love thee
Let me tell you a story about how I turned out this shy Filipino girl. It's a story I have to keep secret because most normal people would judge me for it but who cares lets go:
>be me
>looking for some pussy on a dating app
>there's this one girl who keeps texting me but she has no picture
>no pics so I don't care
>no other girls are responding
>get desperate
>ask her out
>she's excited
>ask for pic before we meet
>She sends one
>she's like a 6/10 not a fatty tho so that's good
>ehh fuck it i'll take her on a date
>I go to pic her up
>lives in a shitty apartment complex
>take her to some korean bbq place
>she's 19 only been living in California for about a year
>her english is good but sometimes gets confused
>can tell she's lonley
>she doesn't have many friends
>She's really bashful and shy
>evil thoughts in my head
>I know she's submissive in bed
>I take her home
>Kiss her before she leaves
>Tell her I'd love to see her again
>she seems excited
>thinks I'm sweet
>has no idea how much of a whore I'm planning on treating her
gonna continue in another toast
pic unrelated
>>703646306
cont now m8
i accidentally came on justin beiber when fapping i didnt know i clicked on another image while :(
>>703647549
Now you're an inadvertent Belieber
>>703646306
Continued:
>Take this girl on another date
>nothing really happens just a basic date
>she's a little dressed up, can tell she likes me
>I don't give a shit about her
>dates over, drop her off.
>this time my goodbye kiss is more aggressive and I grab her ass
>She's a little nervous but she likes it
>I'm done with dates
>My texts get more sexual
>tell her how much I love her lips
>I get her all horny
>one night I say I'm busy but I can see her after
>I'm not busy I just don't want to take her out
>I meet her outside her place
>She wants to get in the backseat of my car
>"no"
>I find a tree to kinda hide behind and pull my cock out
>she's stroking it but still wants to go in the car
>lol I'm not giving her my dick till she proves she's my whore
>"Get on your knees and suck my cock"
>she does it
>she's shy but is trying to impress me
>I grab her hair and fuck her face
>She gags a few times
>"I need you to take all of it"
>She tries really hard but she can't
>that's fine I just like hearing her choke
>I'm gonna bust so I tell her to look up and me and open her mouth and stick out her tongue
>I bust on her face and tongue and get some on her shirt
>"good girl"
>she swallows what's in her mouth.
>She stands up and asks if I have anything to clean her up with.
>"no"
>she's just awkwardly standing there with cum on her face
>it's pretty late so I tell her I have to go but she was great
>She just walks back into her crummy apartment like that
>she texts me the next day saying she's never done anything like that before
>"did you like it?"
>she says yes
>"good girl, I've got more things I want to do to you"
should I keep going?
>>703648234
YES
>>703648234
Yeah boi
>>703648234
MORE EPIC BREAD TOAST
>>703648234
CONT FAG
>>703636058
lol stop being so pathetic, all you did was fap, its not like you harmed anyone or anything in the process...
other than your social status among your friends that is, you disgusting peed0
There's a pool on the roof of my apartment complex, it's right in the city so I usually bring chicks back from the night club strip to go skinny dipping at like 3am. Occasionally while I'm on my own, I like to get naked and dunk only my balls in the water, or at least dunk them first. Having the chill hit them without letting your body acclimatize is a real rush, and I enjoy watching them recoil back towards my body. I generally only do it while I'm high though.
>>703635213
No way she 14 mang
>>703635967
Wew lad
>>703637575
You're neither. Just chill out. You're good.
>>703648234
continued:
so the first time I fuck this girl is pretty uneventful
I fucked her doggy style without a condom in the back of my car
guys
it was the tightest pussy I've ever had
holy fuck was it tight
I don't think she'd been with too many guys in her life. God I wish I still had her around.
anyway I fuck her a bit in my car and bust on her face again. this time I was nice and had some tissues. now that I got our first time out of the way I was ready to really start emotionally manipulating her and degrading her.
So lemme tell you about the time I fucked her in my room.
>at this point I don't take her on dates anymore
>I'm a bartender so sometimes she waits up for me just to give me head or a quick fuck at like 3am after work
>I never stay over at her place
>she's never seen my place
>call her and tell her tonight is special she can stay over at my place
>She's very excited
>She's over at my place and as soon as she puts her bag down I start making out with her and taking her clothes off
>I bend her over while she's standing and make her put her hands on the wall
>I'm pulling her hair to make her arch her back
>I slap her ass and ask "are you my little whore?"
>she doesn't say anything
>I stick my dick in her and she gasps
>I slap her ass harder and start thrusting
>"Are you my little whore?"
>she lets out this meek little "yes"
>"Say it" I demand while I'm pounding her
>"yes, I'm your little whore."
>I could tell she didn't like saying that
>"again"
>"I'm your whore"
>"good girl"
She loves it when I call her a good girl so it's my reward for her slutty behavior
I'll continue in another post sorry If i'm taking too long
>>703638051
That's a really good story anon
>>703638051
MOAR
>>703638722
>not going to greentext it
Well ok I'll take those dubs back and you can fuck off
>>703638858
An this was one of your "customers"?
>>703650327
By God, type faster!
>>703639279
9/10 kekt fam
Be me
be 12
liked to flash cock
flashed it to a woman about 35-40
came to my house
threatened to complain
blackmailed to show nude
I'm 45 and I'm seeing a 22 year old. First off it's not all its cracked up to be. Her music taste are shit absolutely no work ethic. Her friends fucking hate me and call me dad. It's hard to hold a conversation like equals - it's always like a teacher / student conference. Her body is tight and I love to fuck her - I mean she's fit and energetic and I'm well endowed and have been financialy very blessed but I occasionally want more than just a sex toy. Everybody I know tells me how lucky I am and calls me perv etc. but they don't realize how hard it is to date someone from this fucked up generation. I called up an old flame the other day and we met up. I was so happy and I even talked her into sex for old times sake. I almost puked when I saw her naked body. I am very lucky - maybe I will die before she leaves me.
>>703649943
>>703650024
she was though, google it
>>703646306
Yup, Filipino girls look shy but they are the easiest in my experience. And the most romantic too. There are a lot of them working in my country (nurse majority). I dated like 6 of them from tinder. And 5 of them I got my hands all over them by end of the first date. And now I still keep in touch with a 34 years old filipino single mom. I used to be very active with her. Every few days I came over to her rented room and did all kind of positions i could think of (her favorite was standing doggy against the window and look at the view outside). Taught her how to give a good bj too.
Pic related. She whatsapped me this photo and wrote my name on her hand when she was horny.
>>703639279
Wat. That's aunty Kim doe
>>703642092
Kek
>>703651063
Daddy ? ;__;
>>703639376
No, no questions. Other than post a pic of this slut
>>703643709
Damn. Should've had a charged phone God damnit
>>703651380
LUMINATE CONFIRM 9/12
>>703644878
Whyd they jump you? Also I wouldn't have snitched either. Get some of your boys and go get some fucking get back dude.
>>703652296
He's clearly a beta though, anon.
I have three different fuck buddys that don't know about each other
>be in college
>taking 3 courses
>each one has a hot spanish chick in it which is what i'm in to
>i flirt with all three thinking i will get at least one to flirt back
>mfw they all flirted back
Fucked the first one only once, she's more of a relationship type so its harder but she has a bitchy personality so once i know i'm at the end of my fuck buddy rope and the start of my relationship rope i'll jump ship
Fucked the second one three times so far, she's really quiet but when she does talk it's always something sexy, all three times it was on campus in her car
Fucked the third one 9 times, she is a total freak and i'm pretty sure she's fucked her share of guys before me, gonna have to cut her off soon though because she's starting to make sexual gestures at me and obviously rubbing up against me in class and that hurts my odds for future fuck buddy candidates
I'm always thinking about if they ever found out about each other i would have three pissed off latinas after me and we all know how that would end
Btw can post pics just request which one
>>703650327
continued:
>I keep pounding her in this position for a bit because I know it's hard for her
>she's on her tip toes and just the tips of her fingers are on the wall
>my fist full of her hair is practically what's holding her up
>"your pussy is so fucking tight"
>"I'm not tight you're just so big"
>the fact I didn't have to prompt her into saying that was great
>I pounded her really fucking hard for a minute after that
>I'm done with this position
>want my dick sucked
>I pull out and say "I need you to taste your pussy"
>My dick is very wet and she hesitates before sucking it
>"You love sucking cock dont you?"
>she gives a meek nod
>I pull out my phone and start recording
>she stops and looks worried
>"are you filming?!"
>"you love being fucked like a slut don't you?"
>she doesn't say anything just looking up at me with some big sad eyes
>that's just what I want
>I shove her face back onto my cock
>she continues sucking but seems less enthusiastic now that I'm recording it.
>I make her gag on my dick a bit before I ask her again
>"do you love sucking cock?"
>she's all meek "I love sucking cock"
>I shove my dick in her mouth "say it with your mouth full"
>"hhhrrrmmmph mmmph rummf hmmmf"
>I don't know what I expected
>I make her tell me she loves being fucked like a slut
>I lay her down on my bed for a change and fuck her
>I realize this is like the first time I've fucked her while she's facing me
>of course I'm still recording on my phone
>she's looking away I can tell she doesn't like it
>I put two fingers in her mouth and tell her to look at me
>I'm pounding her pretty hard holding my phone up recording her sad looking face
>somehow she manages to cum even with how uncomfortable I'm deliberately making her
>I fuck her in about every corner of my apartment
>I make her say she's a dirty slut and my little whore
>pussy is too tight I need to nut soon
>"I'm going to cum on your face"
>she doesn't say anything but her face clearly indicates she's not happy
>>703635213
I ate a slug.
>>703653093
More
>>703651833
You don't even know how much I hated myself because of that. Oh well
>bump
>>703635213
I cut myself and coated my face with it. Then I used the excess blood as lube to jerk off.
>>703639781
>Yes. Not all rapists are attractive.
lol she looks like a goblin of undesired sex
>>703652578
Kek but I still wanna know why
>>703653051
Yes please and second one she sounds the most fun / hot to me for some reason
Bumping this bitch
Not much of a story but I'm pretty sure my sister knows I fap to her
>>703653958
I do know. I've done similar shit under similar circumstances. Iktf anon.
>>703654966
Why? Not judging just curious
>>703653093
continued:
>I turn her around and fuck her doggy for a bit
>"you can't wait for my cum, can you?"
>"yes, please cum inside me"
>"no"
>I jackhammer her doggy and i'm about to bust
>I pull out and she turns around and gets on her knees
>I bust all over her face and she coughs a bit
>I'm still recording on my phone.
>I make her keep sucking with all the cum on her face
>that's the best
>I'm done. I tell her to blow a kiss to the camera
>she doesn't do it
>haha alright
>she goes to the bathroom. she can't wait to get the cum off
>it's kinda hot watching her clean up in the bathroom naked
>I get hard again
>I walk up behind her as she's wiping her face in the mirror
>I give her a hug from behind and she smiles
>for a second she thinks i'm sweet until I bend her over
>I stick my dick in her and start fucking her
>I pull her hair so she's looking right at herself in the mirror with cum smudged on her face
>"do you like being a slut?"
>"yes" she closes her eyes
>I can tell she doesn't like looking at herself like this
>it makes me harder
>i pound her harder
>She's gasping
>"you better cum if i'm fucking you this hard"
>"nnhuuhh" is all she can manage to say
>I'm really pounding her pretty fucking hard at this point
>I slap her ass hard "You better cum right fucking now"
>I thought I was being kinda ridicules but she does it!
>she fucking came on command
>I could feel her tight pussy twitching and getting wetter
>I kept pounding her for a while but I couldn't cum again
she took a shower and we watched some movie
I told her she was a good girl and when we went to bed she wanted to cuddle and I kinda did it.
in the morning I made her give me head and she swallowed
I told her I was busy so I hadn't seen her in a few days
fucked her in my car a few times
one day she asked if I was seeing any other girls
yes I was
it made her sad and she stopped talking to me for a couple weeks after that
we text every now and then but she has a boyfriend now
>>703655550
She's fucking hot. What makes you think she knows lad?
>>703655779
This is good shit bro
>>703639376
What do you guys talk about? Do you even talk or is it purely sexual? Just wondering.
>>703655821
she's seen my brother/sister incest porn browser history like 2 years ago, and she recently saw that i have a bunch of her photos saved on my phone
>be me
>in high school
>mom's friend is going away on vacation
>needs me to housesit
>eagerly agree
>daughter is 10/10
>blonde, cheerleader
>every day, go over in morning to feed cat
>jack off into her underwear drawer
>take home dirty pairs, intended to wash them all in one load on the last day
>mistime it
>oh fuck, they're getting home this afternoon
>i've got like 2 hours to clean and replace like 12 pairs of panties
>wash wash wash
>hurry the fuck up, laundromat!
>dry dry dry
>run over to house
>phew, not home yet
>start running up stairs
>hear front door open
>shit, charge like lightning down the hall
>throw panties in drawer, close
>walk casually down hall
>hey, have a good trip?
>daughter walks past me, into my room
>comes out, holding a pair of panties
>must have dropped while i was running like mad
>anon, what are these
>just stare at her, thinking of something to say
>just get out of my house, anon
never gets mentioned again. never heard about it form her mom nor mine. must not have told anyone. secret's safe with me and Kim.
>>703655779
While this is a good story, you didn't really "turn her out" broski. It could've been so much more than what it was. You could've done everything sexual under the sun with that slut. Literally everything. That feel when you walk around and see her, or stumble upon her Facebook and see her and some dude, even if you had a tiny speck of feelings for her, it doesn't matter cuz you know you've forcefully dryfucked her in the ass on a Sunday at her parents house with the blinds open and her dad outside mowing the grass (or whatever the fuck). Still a damn good story tho. How old are you fam?
>>703655765
The reason is super cringy. It was super years ago, but since this is an anonymous board, I'll tell you with lots of shame.
I was feeling really edgy, and thought "What's something super edgy that I could do right now? OH, I COULD JERK OFF WITH BLOOD!!" And I did it. The face smearing was impromptu, and still, to this day, I don't know why i did that part.
>>703655821
>>703656227
any girl who isnt fully retarded knows boys fap to pretty much every girl they can regardless of their relationship. And the girls like the attention so everyone wins.
>>703656227
What was her reaction like? What was your reaction to her reaction like? I don't have any blood sisters but I've fooled around and fucked both of my step sisters. One is 4 years older than I and the other is 12 years older than I. Any interest in maybe a short greentext? (at work so on phone)
>>703644073
Underrated post
>>703655779
additional notes on the filipino girl:
once on my birthday she offered a threesome with her friend. Her friend wasn't very cute though.
I ended up turning them down because a much hotter 8/10 girl was down to fuck. She wouldn't let me degrade her but I got a finger in her butt.
I fucking DROPPED my phone in water
the phone that had all these recordings of me busting on the filipino chicks face and her reluctantly saying shes a slut. I was SO SAD.
maybe one day I'll be able to fuck her again
She was really only like a 6/10 but I loved how easy she was
last new years she was in the bar I work at and I got a kiss from her even though she just started dating her new boyfriend.
looks like he makes her happy, which is good because I just want to treat her like a whore.
pic semi related
I fucked this girl in the ass which was great because she tries to come across as a classy dame but I did some degrading shit to her
>>703656404
DUDE you should've just been honest with her. Not about jacking off into them but told her you were sniffing them or some shit like that. Sluts love to be someone's reason to jack off, whether they say it out loud or not. It's ALWAYS the case. Idc who it is. Whether it gets labeled as creepy or not has to do with your looks and how confident you were upon revealing it. Sheeeit. Still a good story tho. Bet those faps were legendary
>>703657232
well i assume she knows i was doing something with them. jacking off, sniffing, whatever. and she was probably ok enough with it, which is why she didn't tell anybody. at least not that i heard about.
>>703656525
I did dry fuck her in the ass once in the back of my car.
She couldn't take the pain though so she blew me.
I was fucking her for a while, I just wanted to share the night where she really got it good for the first time
I'm 26
>>703657065
Any good stories with the alleged "classy dame"?
anyone actually fuck their sister in here?
>>703656553
Eh that's not really edgy or cringey man. Everyone does weird shit when they're younger and alone. This is something I've never told anyone, and I literally can't even imagine doing anything like it ever again. But I put peanut butter on my D&B's and let the family dog lick it off when I was like 14. I had already lost my virginity by then and gotten plenty of head etc so I guess that's why it's weird. I didn't even cum from it tho, was too weird and I felt disgusting for doing it. I felt bad for even having the idea in the first place, so ofc me being me I let the dog finish licking the peanut butter cuz she loves peanut butter and I felt bad.
>mfw
>>703655715
Well at least we have the memory. Until our mind goes that is. Care to share your story?
>>703657065
>dropped phone with everything on it
>>703656792
there really wasn't any reaction (that i noticed), she just told me to delete my browser history and laughed. was too awkward to talk about it.
this time she was on my phone on instagram, and i had all apps closed so when she gave me my phone back i saw that she had opened the photo app, where i have all her pics
>>703657351
Damn dude, any reason it particular you didn't pursue the pussy afterwards?
>>703657065
how big are you?
>>703658397
i was a freshmen, she was a senior, and also had a boyfriend.
>>703637321
>being beta enough to need permission from others in order to masturbate
>>703658122
I guess so. Teenager years are when you are supposed to find out who you are, so I guess it makes sense. Thanks mungo; now I feel a tiny bit better about it.
>>703657434
Nice man. I was just using that as an example, that's some shit that my ex gf and I used to do from time to time. She didn't really care about exhibition fucking or anything, but she fucking LOVED having me ravage her pussy in her room with the door unlocked and all of her family home. She'd go nuts and be down with anything I could conjur up lel. Never did quite understand what that was all about with her but in both the time it was happening and in retrospect, I don't give a fuck
>>703658655
No doubt Broseph Gordon Levitt
>>703635213
How old are yoi
>>703658155
Yeah gimme a min. I'm the anon on phone so it'll take me a minute. And just in case if this gets pruned or some faggot comes to my office, I stg I'll start another thread when i get home and hope y'all find it. Keyword is "dickcheese parmesano"
>>703658363
She's so hot man. I don't blame you one bit. And although I can tell you don't really care already, font let anyone tell you you're a freak or whatever. Shits human nature and those who say otherwise are lying to you and more importantly to themselves.
>>703639781
Dat's the ugliest bitch I ever done seen!
>>703658495
Fakkkk. I assume you're much older now? Things change when adulthood comes along. Should try and hit that man
>>703658874
I'm 26 also btw meant to say that
>>703657505
yeah I was fucking her in a lot of outdoor places because at the time I didn't have a quiet place to fuck without some shitty roomates interupting
one day after a date we went to her room
she's rich and has a big house
on the way to her room I meet her dad and her brother bahaha
she's really dirty and horny
she would scratch the shit out of my back when we fucked
in her room after she rode me for a bit I told her I wanted to fuck her ass
she was just like okay
I'm gessing it wasn't her first time
went in raw no lube, took a few minutes but sure enough I was fucking her in the ass
I made her tell me that she likes getting fucked in the ass
I also choked her a bit
after I busted in her ass there's a fucking knock on her door and it's HER DAD
she put her dress on really quick and opens the door just a bit and talks to him for a second and then he leaves
>>703659389
thanks anon
lowkey jealous of whoever took her virginity
>>703639376
>>703639279
>>703639376
Almost similar situation. 47 and fucking a 24 year old on the side..
And to the anon who was raped by a woman. Not doubting you at all. When I was 21 I worked for a married woman in her 40's (pharmacy) and she would flirt all of the time at work.
She shows at my place one night at 2am saying she was having probs with her husband and needed to 'talk'. We have a few drinks and next thing I know I am waking up next to her naked in my bed. She had a great body, nice tits but she was insane. I know something happened but no way to prove it.
Was freaking out because her husband had money and was 6'10. Thought I was gonna die. So paranoid I quit my job and moved.
>>703657065
I've had a few girls like that, and the funny thing is I always end up missing them. At the time I couldn't care less but as soon as they're unavailable (various reasons) I miss them like hell!
Like, there was this one girl H who would do anything for me, it's not nice to rate but she was decently attractive. Urgh, i feel bad typing this out.
Anyway the point is if she was available like she used to be I'd go back to not caring again.
Anyone else know these feels?
bawmp
When I was in high school, I was that weird kid (overweight, quiet, wear all black and brown, young for the class, etc.) I was in "the academy", a group of nerds who wanted to be chefs, engineers, or mechanics. Only guy who wanted to be a chef. Spent years with these girls, pretending to be shy and innocent and shit. Chef girls love that stuff. By my senior year, had nudes of all 17 of them. Deleted them when I turned 18, because I didn't want to risk any possible legal trouble. Still haven't told current girlfriend, who was friends with a lot of these girls.
this one time at band camp i bumped a dying thread
>>703660679
I feel you man
I always want the pussy I can't have
don't feel bad dude what kinda stuff would she do for you?
>>703661826
me too
>>703659228
Lol nice
>>703661826
bampan
>>703635213
Bella Thorne isn't all that pretty (an LA 5), not talented... she was a fuckable actress when she was too young to fuck, but now? Watch for her on infomercials.
Young Bella was best Bella.
>>703662905
i agree tbh fam
>>703640931
That's awesome. How many girls? Stories on how you go them?
When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. Ive never told anyone irl and i dont think she has either. we fucked quite a few other times also which wasnt a secret but no one knows I was her 1st
>>703663961
Story?
>>703644878
Poelenburg??
>>703661826
kekked
>>703664254
I put my penis in her vagina
>>703664576
>Poelenburg
hahahaha memed
>>703635213
Meh I just post censored nudes of a friend's gf
>>703664943
Came
>>703650327
This is an awesome story. It might just be the best story I've ever read. Please, continue with your AMAZING story. I can't wait to read what happens next.
>>703635213
>Be in college
>Roommate is a gigantic shitbag
>Brings party sluts back to our arm at least twice a week so I have to find somewhere else to sleep
>The one time I lie about needing the room empty (I really just wanted some peace and quiet for a few hours) he finds out and gives me a gigantic wedgie
>Tells me he's going to a party and not to wait up for him
>Finally have the room to myself for the night
>Notice he left his phone on his desk
>Don't think anything of it at the time
>He gets home at around midday the next day
>I didn't have class that day so I was just chilling
>Only ones in our building
>His stumbling bull-in-a-china-shop footsteps tell me he's still drunk
>I hear what I know is him falling all the way down the stairs
>Minutes pass. The footsteps don't resume, but I can hear him calling for help
>Remember his phone is still on the desk
>Put on headphones, crank up the volume and pretend to be asleep
>About an hour later, someone else from our building got back and saw him
>He got taken to the hospital with a bunch of broken bones and a concussion
>No one ever found out that I knew he'd gotten hurt and didn't care enough to do anything
>Regret nothing
roll
>>703635213
>>703635925
>>703635967
>>703636455
wtf? took one google search she's 18. whats the issue
My friend made me promise to keep this story within our group.
>be me
>at a festival with a group of 19 people
>2 friends decide to go to the gym at the nearby town for the whole day
>everyone is kinda pissed off with them because all they've been doing during the festival is trying to get laid, and been ignoring the rest of us
>friend needs a piss
>too lazy to go to toilet so pisses in a Pringles can
>his piss looks really cloudy so he decides to transfer it into a plastic bottle to inspect it further
>500ml bottle filled up to about halfway point
>someone says that it looks kinda like apple juice
>we all look at eachother, obviously having the same idea
>pour enough vodka into the piss bottle to cover up the smell
>pour some daiquiri and other mixers in to try and change the colour
>now looks nothing like piss
>friend makes drink that looks exactly the same
>wait for friends to come back from gym
>they come back
>wait a bit
>someone suggests a drinking game that allows us to target specific players
>nominate on of friends that went to gym
>give him piss drink and other friend has drink that looks similar
>target gym friend in game
>after a couple of sips he says "this tastes like shit"
>everyone covers up their laughter
>he gets like a quarter through and we say he's lost
>we say loser needs to down the rest of their drink
>he downs rest of piss drink
>as soon as he's finished, nobody can contain their laughter any longer
>he asks "what is it?"
>a friend replies "Oh nothing Piss Lips"
>years later and he still hasn't lived down the nickname amongst the group
>>703665961
I finished the story bro keep reading the thread
>>703639376
My brother was kinda in the same boat. He was/is going through a divorce and he was fucking a girl younger than I am. He's 18 years older than I am and I was in my early 20s at the time. Lucky bastard
When I was 19 my gf taught her 12yo sister how to put on a condom using my dick. She showed her then let her practice quite a few times
>>703667146
did it give you a boner
>>703667320
well yeah, you dont put condoms on a soft dick...
>>703666455
Tell another awesome story.
bumpz
>>703667570
You do if you just need to piss and don't wanna get up. Then you can throw them at passing schoolchildren when they stray too close to your lair.
My former friend and I shared a dropbox where we showed each other nude pics of our gf's. It then turned out the pics of his gf where shooped. He then blackmailed me to send more material of my gf, otherwise he would publish the rest. I had to film her when she was masturbating and when her vag was filled with cum. Now he wants me to make a video of me changing her diaper after she has pooped in it and I dont know what to do. My gf doesnt know about this.
>>703668282
why would i do that when i spend so much time and effort to lure them in?
>be me at 14
>friends place night time
>their dad is drunk and asleep
>friend being boring
>sleeping 12yr girl on floor
>creep up to her
>pull her pants down
>tongue her ass out
>try and flip her over, she moves and mumbles doesn't wake up
>scared look at friend, still playing computer
>flip on side, feel up little tits
>smells pussy not game enough to lick it
>start rubbing dick but chicken out
>put her clothes back to normal go to bathroom masturbate for 20mins
>nearly get caught
>regret not doing more
>>703658464
why do you ask?
>>703667572
I told another quick story
right here:
>>703659603
>>703666411
When i fapped to her she was 14
>>703669463
i fapped to her back in like 2005 tbh
