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Dubs decides what I say.
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pic of what you sent before
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Aight
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>>703632229
This is a picture of what I sent before...
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>>703632119
She looks kind of cute gimme her fb so we can actually get some noodz kthx.
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>>703632944
Winner - although that was a mad shit response.

Dubs decides what I say.
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Tits or gtfo
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I'll meet you.. in return for nudes right now...
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I got herpes around my dick,i whant you to lick it!
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send nudes pls
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>>703632119
I'm going to fucking shit on ur bear chest and make you eat it lol
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pics or I'm gone
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>>703633154
absolute madman.

if dubs say "haha, meant that for the other girl"
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MUMMY I NEED CHICKEN TENDIES REEEEEEEE
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I'm going to rape you
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>>703633638
Roll
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Fuck me harder daddy
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You rancid swine, show me your udders NOW
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>>703633154
You promise you really care about me? If so, I need to know you trust me. Trust me with your body, intimately. I need you to show yourself to me.
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>>703633677
>>703633711

Fucking double doubles!
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I care only about the snoosnoo
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>Send her this pic
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>>703633677
>>703633711
checked
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>>703633711
Hahahaha fucking kek
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>>703633677
>>703633711
nice
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lol I'm showing my buddies on 9gag how unstable you are were laughing at u rn u dumb whore xD fucking hell
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Its it weird that my tits produce milk? Someone times when no ones home i milk my self and change the milk in the fridge with my tit milk. Im no gonna lie when i was at your house i replaced your milk? I jerk off to the thought of you drinking my man milk.
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>>703633677
Well done - she is fuming.
Dubs decides what I say...
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>>703633899
Winrar!!!!
Kek
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People who still fall for this
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>>703633597
Roll
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>>703633952
lol, she is fucking mad baby
Get ready Sarah, I'm coming to blow off some steam
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IM GONNA KILL NYSELF IF U DONT SEND TITS RN
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>>703633952
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>703633711
Double doubles eh? Fair enough.
Dubs decides what I say...
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>>703633952
THIS
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Where are the nudes she's sent to you previously?
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>>703634087
seconded
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>>703634134
This is fake and gay
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>>703634100
CHECK EM
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>>703634100
WIN
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What's her Instagram?
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>>703634100
Guaranteed kek
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>>703634100
Checked
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>>703633899
Anon got
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Why would you do this to a girl like that? This Has to be fake
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>>703634100
/b/ you're just all full of cunts.
Dubs decides what I say.
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>>703634416
She's probably a girl he met on omegle... had one of those hopeless romantics from Finland never fucking off until I did that... she never even showed me her tits
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ay bby wan sum fuk?
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>>703634158

Judging by the messages he asked for them and she didn't want to send them because she doesn't want to feel like a whore so he's mocking her on /b/
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Im sorry,i still love you
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>>703632119
>>703632428
>>703633154
>>703633952
>>703634134
oh fuck I'm dying
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Rolling for "its all a prank, got muh camera right here. You're gunna be on YouTube!"
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Im sorry. I love you.
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>>703634478
I'm so sorry, I've been acting like a massive faggot because i have Tourettes :/ lets go out to dinner sometime? You pick
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>>703634478
im sorry it was a joke send nudes
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>>703632119
she seems like a crazy bitch
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This is b8 faggots
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show me your memes
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>>703634531
roll
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You're too old for me anyway
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>>703634585
rolling for this
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I always thought you were cute.
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>>703634562
Roll
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>>703634588
YES!
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>>703634585
this.
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shit I realized I'm in love with you. Now show me your tits
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>>703634588
Dubz
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>>703634624
reroll
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>>703634585
roll
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>>703634588
Winrar
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What colour are your nipples tho
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Listen baby cakes, all I ever want in life is dem titties, should you be able to meet my demand, and thou titties are mildly adequate, I'm sure we can be A-OK, okey dokey? K thx bai bby, bff 4 Eva, Hitler did nothing wrong, dicks out for harambe, praise allah, deus vult!
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>>703632119
OP seems like he could be a pedo. this girl looks 14
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>>703634666
oh yeah, satanic trips
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>>703634679
Kek, rolling for this
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>>703634695
Or OP is underageb&...
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>>703634679
Reroll
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>>703634585
Also rolling for this
"It was just a joke, lol.
Send Nudes"
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>>703634679
Roll
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>>703634666
Satanic trip get
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>>703634679
Rollarino
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>>703634793
Roll
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>>703634679
Rolling
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>>703634144
Checked
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>>703634877
Winner Winner chicken dinner
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>>703634877
Winrar
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>>703633638
Roollin
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>>703634144
I know you were pointing out how funny this game is but for the sake of the game (and your dubs) here is me saying "THIS."
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im sorry about that, i got autism.
But ofc do i want to be in a relationship with you babe.. So now that we're partners will you send me some nude? Love you
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>>703635013
post quicker you faglord
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>>703634877
Winnnnnnnaaaaa
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Tortilla de patata
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>>703634478
OP Is obviously a cunt, argued with this girl, wound her up then came here cause he ran out of mean things to say. Why don't you give me her number and i'll show her how real men fuck. You are welcome to come and take notes
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Wanna meet up and have sex for real? if you dont send me nudes we have to do something, right?
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>>703635013
So many winrar & Op says "THIS"
great job edge lord.
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>>703634199
Mate - I wish this was fake - this bitch is crazy.
Nice Dubs though.
Rolling dubs for what I say...
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I'm sorry, I'm just afraid I'll fall in love with you. I do like you, I'm sorry.
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>>703635153
Beta fucking whiteknight.
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>>703635250
You fucked up Harry
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i love you
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I want to eat the corn from your shit.
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>>703635013
Send dick pic
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>>703635309
Cuck faggot
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i love you
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My penis is 5.8inch we could still work things out?
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Shh, babygirl...let me guide my hard cock into your smooth vag
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>>703632119
im gay and im into men
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my ass is ready
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>>703635354
Roll
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>>703634588
Sorry - so many Dubs and so slow at typing. Well done friends and I hope you're keeping up.

Dubs decides what I say next.
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Im gonna kill you tonight.
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>>703634588
OP THIS
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pic related <send it faggot>
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So hey, do you have a younger sister?
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Show me your memes
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I have an extremely small micropenis, wanna see this?
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its just a prank, theres cameras over there :DDD
dont worry you're being recorded, putting this all on youtube :D ;D
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Bitch please
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>>703635398
Roll
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lol new phone, who dis?
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>>703635443
Off by one.
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Send Nudes
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Send tits and I'll fix everything for you
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i love you.
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>>703635352
reroll
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let met fist fuck you,to show you that i am realy sorry.also harry is a huge faggot
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>>703635507
roll
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>>703635519
Roll
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>>703635577
winrar
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>>703632119
i have a small penis
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Fuck this im on blog tv with my fucking hands up, I'm not starting my fucking self. You fucking stupid bitch. This stupid fucking justice, our fucking righteous fucking nigger, Alex, is doing this shit. You fucking nigger. I swear to fucking god i'm gonna jumpcut Yo, everybody type in the chat "Alex is a stupid nigger". Just type in the chat "alex is a stupid nigger". Fuck him, fuck him.
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hahah it was just a joke !!!! :DDDDDDD
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Flash a titty
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>>703635577
czech em
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>>703635507
Roll.
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>>703635630
i kek'd
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>>703635577
WINRAR
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>>703635367
Nice meme.
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>>703632119
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>>703635577
this will fix it
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>>703632119
show me ur tits and i'll forgive ya
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It´s not my fault, my other relations always worked like that, I enjoy admiring beautiful girls like you
Please share a piece of ass with the likes of me
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>>703635655
Winrar
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>>703635666
check'd
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So hey, do you have like a 4 year younger sister?
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>>703635666
Thanks mr satan
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>>703635705
rawl
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Send her a pick of your tits
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>>703635666
checked
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>>703635666
Checked
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>>703635699
Winarrre
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I think it's funny. I've been laughing for the last hour that your mom died of cancer. I don't give a fuck about any of you, I am in this for your money and your money only. That's all I care about. I only do this show for money, that's it. I don't do it to entertain people, that's just a fucking scam. Uh.... I don't give a fuck about any of you. I really hope you die of cancer. I hate every single one of you. Fuck the fans. No sarcasm, no joking, fuck the fans. Thank you.
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>>703635519
Roll
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>>703635507
rollin for dubs
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Trump or Hillary.
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>>703635743
Two Satanic trips in one thread. >>703635743
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>>703635699
Winrar!
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>>703635577
WINRAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>703635482

I'm confused, is there a reason you let the retards of this website reply for you and ruin any chance you have at actual sex?

Seriously why the fuck would anyone do that.

"Sex... or making a roll thread on 4chan... well clearly 4chan is the winner here"
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>>703635666
666
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Send her something funny
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>>703635519
roll
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boards.4chan.org/b/thread/703632119
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>>703635865
because you dont stick your dick in crazy
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>>703635865
Off by one
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I'd only fuck you if you were dead
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>>703635903
Roll
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>>703635772
kys nigger
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Come on bitch, show me yah azzhole. All the cool kids at school are doing it. Or are you not a kool kid? ;)
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>>703635788
Winning
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>>703634585
She tried to make me scared - oldest trick in the book - you won from reroll and this is her response.
Roll dubs for what I say.
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>>703635868
You can have sex whenever you want, but you can't make a thread this fun, man.
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This is the most autistically fake shit I've read in my life.

> inb4 sup /b/ro u never had a girl crazy about you b4?

Op just kys plz
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>>703635788
another winrar. nice
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I want to licc your vag
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>>703635912

At this point in my life I would stick my dick in a trap.

Kill me
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callate ya coño, pirate de una vez
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>>703635865
trading sex for the kek's... are you that desperate you fucking virgin?
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OMG you guys are so mean :'( she didn't do anything STOP IT! ive never been to this website and im new, and i cant believe this. stop fucking rolling. IF YOU GUYS ROLL "DUBS" whatever the fuck a dubs is, I WILL KILL MYSELF. what about that? :'( meanies
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Sorry, I only fuck downies.
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>>703635981

Roll
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>>703636014
yea your tits are tiny anyways
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>>703636014
you first
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>>703633597
motherfucjing roll
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Just try to get nudes. This shit is fucking boring..
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>>703636014
Que
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So hey, do you have a younger sister?
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>>703636063
stream it faggot
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>>703636100
OP pls...
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>>703636100
Winrar
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>>703636014
i wanna get up in that cunt.
i wanna spend my life with you
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>>703636014
I'm not into traps.
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you look like a man
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>>703636100
winrar
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>>703636059


Half this website is... seriously where the fuck have you been? this is /b... not exactly Grade A people on here.
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>>703636100
Winrar
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>>703634877
Congratulations.
Roll dubs to decide what I say.
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Sorry sorry
I want you to have sex with my wife
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>>703636155
holy shit the dubs have spoken
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>>703636100
O fuck
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>>703636063
hahaha lol so funny XD
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>>703636043
virgin cuck go an hero
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>>703636014
That shit don't matter I have been caught with cp
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>>703635666
>>703635666
>>703635666
>>703635666
>>703635666

WINRAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>703636200
Naughty dubs
>>703636199
More dubs
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>>703636100
noice
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oi m8tey i just goofed a poofer in the splidge bridge my dear queen mafia boss lady. bls forgibe:DDdddD

>roll
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OP, who is this girl? How do you know her and how old is she
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>>703636220
Lemme see those tits
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>>703636266
Dub-ception
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>>703636222
more trips reporting in, checked
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>>703636100
WINRAAAAAR
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>>703635903
Rollin
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I'm gonna stretch you out, over my lamp.
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You passed the test babe :). Lets see those nudes ;D
I love you so much omfg
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I thought you were some the last 50 messages go fucking kill yourself then and stop wasting vital oxygen
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>>703632119

Wait.. I didn't mean any of that, lets met up and see where it goes, why don't you take a seat, have a seat?
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>>703636244
I'll take a raincheck but thanks.
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>>703636100
go for it op
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Why can't we just have sex, jesus.
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>>703636220
So do you have a younger sister?
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>>703636220
Fuck you what a waste of dubs
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>>703636220
I often think about you while I milk my prostate
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I'm sad and alone
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>>703632119
Tell her you like Hyperscat
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>>703636444
Trips
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>>703636220
>microscopic penis
ouch
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>>703636444
Checkef
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>>703636433
Hahahahahaha
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>>703636433
winrar
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>>703636063
Go be an hero
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I hate my life
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ayy lmao
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>>703635940

REROLL
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"Send her link to thread" -Anon
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>>703636349
Kek
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ffs OP there are dozens of winrars, get your shit together
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>>703636443
Lol roll
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>>703636444
nice
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I sexually Identify as lightning Mcqueen. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of roaring over the desert making hot sticky roads on disgusting gravel. People say to me that a person being lightning McQueen and winning the piston cup is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install headlights, tires and an engine block on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "McQueen" and respect my right to go over the speed limit and kachow needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a McQueeniphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>703635522
>Show me your memes
Roll dubs for what I say.
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>>703636433
>>703636433
>>703636433
WINRAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Send her zis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfa5UlZAL8
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>>703636545
Rolling
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>>703636545
what the fuck
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Looks like it's time to spread your nudes across social media bitch!
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>>703636247
SATAN HAS BLESSED THIS THREAD!
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Why are these OPs always massive faggots.

>whats a meme?
>you're in serious trouble
This is like a really bad porn. Abandoning ship.
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>>703632119
say: Bitch ima be fine red bull gave me redwings
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I actually do want a future with you. That right now was just my faggot friend who was jealous of you liking me. That comment about my small dick really hurt me... you should know how self-conscious I am about that.

Since you never want to speak to me again I will just off myself now, I guess. Why does shit like this always happen to me?
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>>703634523
Roll
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNYf894ZM8U
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I said I want your memes god damn it
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i'm high sorry, i will always love you.
i can send you my dick pic if you want to
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OP WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>703636575
By memes... i mean tits
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>>703636657
roller
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R.I.P HARAMBE
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>>703636657
Roll
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>>703636644
Winrar
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>>703636575
Who the fuck is Henry?! YOU FUCKING ASIAN PROSTITUTE I KNEW U GAVE ME AIDS. FUCKING DIE U DISGUSTING CUNT
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>>703636575
>bye henry
>bye harry
>is this even harry
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>>703636545
This is actually damn funny
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>>703636657
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
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I sexually Identify as pasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting in a box, waiting for someone to boil me alive. People say to me that a person being pasta and being boiled alive is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon superglue meatballs to me and boiling me alive, then pouring pasta sauce on me. From now on I want you guys to call me "tortellini" and respect my right to be boiled at 212° Fahrenheit. If you can't accept me you're a pastaphobe and need to check your water boiling privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>703636575
"I'm trying to increase me alphanumeric entropy"
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>>703635577
Thanks for saving me from the shit dude.
Roll dubs for what I say next.
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>>703636575
I am asexual
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>>703636644
Kek
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>>703636575
Stop being a faggot and take these >>703636433
>>703636100
>>703635577
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>>703636657
rollrollplasROLL
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>>703636575
>Henry
>Harry

WTF is going on ??
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>>703636705
Dis
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You should consider literally killing yourself you fucking waste of blubber. If I were in close proximity to your mouth-breathing, disgusting obese body I wouldn't hesitate to cut off your fucking legs & shove them up your acne-covered asshole you ugly fucking whale.
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Wait sorry, my friend took my phone and was fucking with you. Im sorry Caterina, I really do care about you and I want to make love to you.
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Im going to kill you
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>>703636782
roll
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Abandon thread. OP is a faggot and stopped delivering
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OP is taking forever because he's using a fake SMS editor and pretending to be a preteen gorl
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>>703632119
since were breaking up o just wanted to give your aids back
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>>703636804
I'm sorry
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>>703636716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7n2VC45-88

EDIT: harambe related
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Little cat more like little pussy
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>>703636822
Winner
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>>703636804
Im sorry baby, I'm just nervous and don't know what to say. I don't know how to tell you the way I really feel...
in my pants
>>
>>703636822
listen to his dubs ffs
>>
>>703636657
rollus maximus
>>
Post dubs, eh?

If I get em you're gonna post this...

"So I'm mad at you right now! So mad that I went on an Internet site called 4chan, and tried to get some anonymous bastards to say nasty things to you. Now, I'm sending you their responses, to piss you off further, and so that I can look like the coolest homo at a sausage party. To be honest, this kinda makes me a pathetic faggot. Also, it's very probably illegal, so you should totally take screenshots of this conversation to the cops. They'll chuckle real hard before bursting through door with a search and seizure warrant, and you could probably get a restraining order against me. Totally do it. I'm such a stupid ass faggot. PLEASE! PLEASE"
>>
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You should consider literally killing yourself you fucking waste of space. If I were in close proximity to your autistic, mouth-breathing, disgusting obese body I wouldn't hesitate to cut off your fucking micropenis & shove it up your acne-covered asshole you ugly piece of shit.
>>
>>703636804
Im not messing with little Cat. Im messing with big Pussy. Now.... WHERE ARE DEM NUDES BITCH
>>
your tits are tiny anyways

//come on dude
>>
>>703636888
8 is great
>>
>>703636822
Real talk
>>
>>703636657
rollerino
>>
>>703636888
Trips check'd
>>
>>703636644
Take the dubs and use them fag
>>
>>703636657
rolling
>>
>>703636940
>>703636848
>>703636756
>>703636545
Roll for one of these
>>
Oh fuck man my friend stole my fucking phone. I am so fucking sorry
>>
>>703636100
>>703636433
sent these you fucking faggot
>>
>>703636657
roller
>>
>>703632119
>>
>>703637015
rolling
>>
>>703636804
OP actually try salvaging this failed relationship and if you end up having sweet, savory, intamate sex with her, film it and sell it as a romcom porno
>>
Please it was all just a joke I really care about you
>>
>>703636657
ROLL
>>
Dont be such a bitch op :(
>>
fuck off or i will cum inside you
>>
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>>703636657
Rolling this
>>
Look I'm sorry, I'm just really stressed and depressed, I have been having a hard time even getting out of bed since.. Since we lost Harambe. It's been so hard without him. I'm sure you understand.
>>
>>703636822
dubs
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>>703636657
ROLL PLEASEE
>>
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>>703636888
Congratulations.
Roll dubs to decide what I say next.
>>
>>703636545
roll
>>
>>703637088
WINRAR
>>
>>703637015
rollio
>>
Confirmed fake and gay. Just reverse searched her photo came up on porno ID website. OP is a faggot.

Sent from my Android phone
>>
>>703637057
Sell it to Nubile.
>>
"So I'm mad at you right now! So mad that I went on an Internet site called 4chan, and tried to get some anonymous bastards to say nasty things to you. Now, I'm sending you their responses, to piss you off further, and so that I can look like the coolest homo at a sausage party. To be honest, this kinda makes me a pathetic faggot. Also, it's very probably illegal, so you should totally take screenshots of this conversation to the cops. They'll chuckle real hard before bursting through my door with a search and seizure warrant, and you could probably get a restraining order against me. Totally do it. I'm such a stupid ass faggot. PLEASE! PLEASE"
>>
I am addicted to disabled porn I must go now
>>
ive already kill myself over you can you leave now?
>>
>>703637015
roll for this
>>
>>703637116
OP YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT FOR NOT POSTING THE OTHER ONES
FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS THREAD
>>
>>703637144
This needs to be sent
>>
>>703637144
Fucking checked!
>>
>>703637144
winraar
>>
>>703637088
WINRAR
>>
>>703637148
Roll
>>
>>703637144
Meh.
>>
>>703637136
This
>>
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
>>
>>703636644
Omg this op fucking this piece of gold she will over react so hard
>>
this shit aint real retards
>>
>>703637015
roll
>>
>>703637199
Checked too
>>
So am I getting nudes or what
>>
Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one two three four?
[Lifting a finger up for each word] Pay me my money!
>>
So, do you have a younger sister?
>>
>>703637088
Do it
>>
I'm sorry my friend had my phone. He is really immature. I LOVE you caterina, and I'm sorry for everything I've done. Let's just be together.
>>
>>703637116
I'm sorry, I got carried away with some friends.
Let me make it up to you, I'm not like this.
You free right now? I know a good place where we can grab a bite and I can show I'm not really like this.
>>
>>703637200
>>703637199
>>703637255
lmao
>>
>>703637015
roll for this
>>
>>703637260
rolling

also OP I want to see the profile picture
>>
So, do you have a like 4 year younger sister?
>>
>>703637178
OP IS NIT PICKING THE THINGS THAT HE KNOWS WONT GET HIM IN TROUBLE. FUCK THIS THREAD
>>
>>703637279
roll
>>
Jesus dude relax, I was just fucking joking to see how you would react but looks like you are some sort of demented psycho bitch. Good riddance.
>>
Do you faggots realise OP is having this conversation between himself and the fictious cat on his sms editor.
>>
ROLL FAGGOTS ROLL AND DONT STOP ROLLING for this:

sometimes, I just want to suck your boobie and shit in your hand like a newborn baby. I want you to call me little cat. I will call you my mommy. as I shit i would like to receive a hand job with my own fecal matter. and you have to say "baby is all dirty" for being so ready to leave me. Why was it so easy if i mean so much to you?
>>
>>703637088
Win
>>
reply please
>>
>>703632119
boobs please.
>>
>>703637344
Rofl win
>>
Do you enjoy the pleasures of hyperscat?
>>
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>>703637088
Strangely - this worked.
Roll Dubs to decide what I say.
>>
>>703637144
Waiting for screen caps.
>>
>>703637412
Rollin
>>
>>703637344
Checked
>>
>>703637412
Reroll
>>
>>703637422
i'm harry potter, do you wanna see my cock? :P
>>
>>703637422
Do one of these already
>>703636100
>>703636433
>>
hello ! :DDD
this was my brother... such a funny man XD
id like to invite my best friend (yes you :DDDD) to dinner tonight :DDDDD
tell me if you can cum (XD i mean come sorry)
>>
>>703637422
A video of what?
>>
>>703637483
this
>>
>>703637422
Give me something to make a video with
>>
>>703632119
You post in trap/sissy threads, don't you op?
>>
>>703637422
Make a vid of you cutting your wrists.
Remember; follow the street, don't cross it.
>>
>>703637477
WINRAR
>>
if you dont fucking leave cat im seriously just going to fucking kill myself thats how much i hate you just fucking go
>>
>>703637057
roll mf
>>
>>703637363
>>703637363
>>703637363
>>703637363
>>703637363
>>703637363
LOL FLIP THE SCRIPT ON HER ROLL
>>
Make vid now, smile and say hello. And also dont be a fag anymore. She loves ur idiotic fat ass
>>
>>703637344
Winrar kek OP DO THIS
>>
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>>703637231
Roll
>>
Send her an anomolus legion video
>>
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>>703637136
OP here - nice try faggot.
>>
You wont care anyways if I sent you a video because your not into childporn as much as I do. Sorry your too old
>>
>>703637422
OP can we have a normal ending? Now try to make things out to see if the bitch will forgive you. Please, i'll pay you $5
>>
>>703636934
Whiteknight request denied by KEK.

Fuck off niggerdick
>>
>>703632119
Baby pls i know i hab the small pennis but u are love my smalle dicke and balls
>>
>>703637231
roll
>>
>>703637422
OP >>703637477
>>
You know, i've aways kept this to myself but i have tourettes syndrome. It's not something i want to be reminded of but when i start hurting peoples feelings that's where i have to stand up for myself... I'm Sorry.
>>
>>703636859
nopchk
>>
New thread where?!?
>>
>>703636782
roll for physics
>>
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here's your video bitch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVqF_49aNpI
>>
MAKE A NEW THREAD OP
>>
Oh you had to ruin the fucking fun you nigger
>>
"WHY were you so ready to never talk to me again if i mean so much to you? That's not okay. "
>>
>>703637796
Roll
>>
>>703637422
I really really like your profile pic, mind if I save it ?
>>
Bump
>>
>>703637477
>>703637499
>>703637566
>>703637644
>>703637688
>>703637744
what´s up with dubs in this thread
>>
>>703637744
win
>>
*Insert bee movie script here*
>>
>>703637808
ROLL YOU CAN ACTUALLY GUILTY GET THE NUDES
>>
My real name is lez dickleton

You are part of a web based show that helps sad young men feel loved. We were going to pay you several thousands of dollars and set you up on a vacation date to Hawaii with your man here if you showed him your tits. But you've lost and he's taking the walk of shame. To be a contestant on the next episode send us your email and we will be in touch!
>>
>>703632119
OP, you're too much of a pussy to post this, aren't you?


>>703637144
>>
>>703637919
rOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlllll
lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>
404 get
>>
She is hot
>>
my name isnt harry..... sorry
my name is OP and i do not like delivering
>>
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>>703637144
The aftermath of this...
Dubs for what I say.
>>
>>703638081
Whatever kys bitch
>>
>>703635903
Roooollll
>>
Inb4 404
>>
>>703638081
I LIKE TO SUCK BIG FAT BLACK COCK
FUCK ME IN THE ASS
>>
Not being a white knight but op you could of gotten nudes for us you cuck.
>>
>>703637616
4chan has a payment system now? Wow, cool!
>>
>>703638081
My real name is lez dickleton

You are part of a web based show that helps sad young men feel loved. We were going to pay you several thousands of dollars and set you up on a vacation date to Hawaii with your man here if you showed him your tits. But you've lost and he's taking the walk of shame. To be a contestant on the next episode send us your email and we will be in touch!
>>
>>703638155
Pls dont send this, this is so anticlimatic kys newfag
>>
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>>703638155
Another point for the autists
>>
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>>703637199
Congratulations!
Roll dubs to decide what I say.
>>
>>703638081
Why'd you ignore all the dubs you faggot?
>>703637477
>>703636100
>>
>>703638081
Need to see the comment in blue.

Pics or it didn't happen.
>>
>>703638081
Let's fuck, get it out of your system and you'll be over it.
>>
>>703638155
Win
>>
>>703638181
how does that make him a cuck you nigger
>>
>>703638081
Looks like I'm leaking your nudes to family and friends bye LOL
Bye LOL
BYE LOL
BYE
LOL
BYE
Y
E
LOL
O
L
>>
>>703638209
My real name is lez dickleton

You are part of a web based show that helps sad young men feel loved. We were going to pay you several thousands of dollars and set you up on a vacation date to Hawaii with your man here if you showed him your tits. But you've lost and he's taking the walk of shame. To be a contestant on the next episode send us your email and we will be in touch!
>>
>>703638081
Nothings even happened to you, you over sensitive attention whore, die In a fucking KFC
>>
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys. .
>>
>>703638209
How about we just stop all these Shenanigans in you show me your tits
>>
>>703632119
What the fuck are you doing OP
>>
>>703638254
This
>>
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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys..
>>
>>703638213
//i posted >>703636100 still waiting for OP to deliver
just in case im getting dubs again:
yea your tits are tiny anyways
>>
Post her noodz
>>
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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys....
>>
>>703638213
BECAUSE OP IS A PUSSY
>>
>>703638386
aw, rip dreams
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