>campus socialists host a barbecue
>sir would you like a free sausage
>no thanks but i'll buy one
>>703629360
triggered
i love socialists, they are a great source of entertainment
>>703630449
They want to take all your money, then spread it around and tell you it's from the system. Hilarious
bumping with boobs
Might as well be celebrity boobs. OP are you still here?
It never ceases to amaze me when the OP who starts a thread abandons it.
>>703629360
Just so you know, asshole, if it was socialist, you already had payed for the sausage. It's not free, even in the superior socialist countries, like Finland and Norway etc. You're just too fucking stupid to understand.
>>703630783
Relax man, I'm not OP btw. Don't take socialists seriously, their logic doesn't work.
Both major economic systems have flaws, but a free market is the best thing that works so far.
Free market systems can cause economic depression, but socialism fails on so many other levels that it doesn't even deserve a chance.
Ask any macro economics person. On paper, socialism looks good. But in reality inequity exists at all levels and socialism fails EVERY time.
All it takes to ruin the socialism formula is for one person to work harder than another. They become dispondent when they aren't rewarded for it, then resigns themselves to only doing the minimum.
Homer Simpson incarnate. QED.
>>703630783
Norway and Finland is social democracy its different , its kinda like usa just with a bit more market regulation and healthcare and free schools etc
also it works much better here in Norway because of oil money and because we are so few. it might not work as well when you scale it up.
So you paid for a free hotdog at what was likely some kind of charity fundraiser if this story even happened at all.
You've punctured my very core with your edge.
>>703630766
yeah... why do they do that?
>>703631642
But that isn't true Socialism. They alter the formula by selling oil on the free market. That introduces revenue into the system.
Doing business with China is the same thing. Using their slave labor in our market gives them money, and props up a communist regime. Both sides 'win' (until you look at the long term results, that is).
>>703631642
USA is not so much a democracy as a Capitalism, in that money votes, people don't actually have a say.
>>703630766
Why would that be amazing in any way. It's simply the way some people do things and it's pretty common on here. Not even surprising.
>>703629360
dont share your misunderstandings of socialism, you just keep that all to you
>>703631860
My guess is that they have a short attention span, and when it doesn't catch on they move on to another thing, like a squirrel.
This was meant to be a troll thread, clearly. Nobody would take the bait, so OP fagged out. I, however, don't give a shit at all, recovered the thread and put it back up to pg. 1.
> Happy Birthday, OP, you knob end
Joke: whats the difference between a sausage and a cock?
>>703632006
you're mistaking political systems w/economic systems. Rephrase your remark.
>>703632034
Not taking your bait. I'll be amazed at any fucking thing I want, thanks
>>703632227
Off by five, but go ahead. I don't know, what?
>>703ll632172
yeah, i guess you're right. Still, very rude.
Well done on saving it for the rest of us.
>>703632468
My pleasure. Here's Lilly LeBeau taking a pic of a huge dick
>>703632227
>>703632432
Whats the difference between a sausage and a cock?
>I don't know, what?
Oh, I that case then, do you want to come around to my place tonight for hotdogs?
>>703632598
Oh come on! Isn't some troll going to disagree with the size of the dick now? HAHAHAHA!
> That's not such a huge dick....zzz
>>703630783
>being this mad
>>703632614
oh, I get it! HAW HAW HAW
It's a variation of the old 'do you know how sperm floats' joke, brilliant work
Wasn't this about socialism? Nevermind, that's so boring anyway. What's the next joke?
Do we have any Brits in the thread? If so, you'll get this:
I have to go post a letter, keep the thread alive for me please until i get back. OP is gone anyway, take over for a few minutes.
When i get back i'll take requests on what to post. You WON'T be disappointed
> as long as it's legal
>>703632886
That's my only sausage based joke I'm afraid.
Take this socialism based joke instead:
Q: Will there be any theft after we reach the communist stage of development?
A: Yes, but only if, after socialism, there is anything left to be stolen.
>>703633103
You better deliver faggot.
>>703633103
Aye, aye Cap'n
>>703632700
how fucking autistic are you?
>>703632886
>the old 'do you know how sperm floats' joke
What is this joke 'new OP'?
>>703629360
>Hello my brother, you want a free meal?
>No, I like to buy one.
>Thank you for your glorious donation to the socialist cause. Your donation will be remembered and honoured for the rest of the BBQ.
>>703633337
Damn, off by 4 this time
ok, I'm back. What kind of CFNM jpgs do you want?
>
>>703633824
same premise as the joke above, but in the middle of the joke you say 'you know how sperm floats when you're in the bathtub?' and when they agree, you laugh at them for jacking off in the bathtub....
>same stupid shit
>>703633382
Don't you want some CFNM pics, anon?
>>703634583
haha! Never heard that, will try it on some semi-lame occasion just for guffaws
>>703634641
>CFNM
whats that stand for?
also *yes*
>>703635475
Clothed Female, Naked Male
>>703634768
sauce?
>>703635689
yes, yes, I see it now!
How did this become a keen interest of yours if I may ask?
>>703636287
One of my fantasies is being stripped naked by a group of women, and it went from there. I have dozens of sub folders
>>703635947
the sauce is ingrained into the jpg, it's cfnm.net
I'm not much into the degradation, just the enjoyment of women of my junk
>>703637333
I got trips!
And who doesn't like a blowjob?
CFNM blowjobs are the best
Here's just a small list:
CFNM blowjobs
(add cfnm to all of these)
beach
strippers
handjobs
medical
captions
bodypainting
bachelorete parties
anime
bdsm
jpan
looking at it
dick measuring
small penis humiliation, SPH
swimming
sleeping
laughing at it
>>703637172
fair enough. Seems legit. Enjoying the pics.
Any situation that would require a woman to pull a man's pants down and look at/hold/or more to a man's penis
All models are over 18, so bite my ass
> janitors are quick to ban, slow to learn
>>703632006
>the USA is a capitalism
>is a capitalism
>a capitalism
>>703637750
Great, glad to see it.
>>703637953
Yeah, we alrdy covered that he mixed up politics with economics, read the thread
>>703637862
Surely you can get this to play out quite easily by getting yourself a (or a few) female doctors?
>>703637949
ugly ass bitch and a fucked up dick.
>>703638096
You can have a lot more fun with medical students
>>703638187
Thank you for your contribution.
Perhaps a little game for you?
Create a familiar phrase using only the following words:
off, fuck.
>>703638187
Oh, you're going to have to troll a little harder than that!
This is adorable! Like I'm related to the subjects or even if that's my dick! hahahaha!
>>703638374
haha, yeah I guess so!
more medical, sort of
My medical CFNM folder has 832 jpgs in it. That's just one folder. Heck, the unsorted folder has over 20,000 files in it.
For some reason, witnesses are all over the place. I guess that fufills the exhibitionist fantasy
pardon my boner, Doctor
This could go to medical degredation pretty quickly, and I'm not into that
Not a big fan of Gladirex stuff, but some of it is okay
Some things I've noticed about this fetish:
Women take off the mens' clothes
The men don't object (duh)
the men don't use their hands
Most of the time it ends up in either a blowjob or handjob
thanks anon, enjoyable and enlightening. Got to dash
A lot of the time the man is forced to jerk off in front of women
>>703632006
That's an oligarchy faggot
>>703639494
Right, then.
Be sure to have your testicles examined twice yearly!
Biology class was never like this when I was in school
She was breathing on my dick!
Miss, will the Dentist be in soon?
Wow, you're the nicest nurse I've ever had!
Another category is CFNM beach, where the girls wear swimsuits, but the guys go naked.
The girlfriends like showing off their bfs.
>>703639850
fuck you
Some of these are from Euro beaches where it's not a big deal.
You have to understand that here in the USA you get branded a sex offender for life if you only urinate in public.
Thanks for the bump
Honey, please don't play with my dick in public!
>>703637172
I know this video
Please girls, it's just a wiener
They are both enjoying themselves
Anybody still in here?
topless is okay too
Her: Have a look at my boyfriends' wiener!
Hasn't seen his dick in several years
No Grandpa, I DON'T want a hug!
Nudism is a great way of achieving ED.
>>703640960
there's nothing wrong with getting a helping hand every now and then....
That musta been a hell of an operation on that bald guy on the right. It left a huge scar
Take it down a notch, Juan. What part of 'Be Discreet' don't you understand?
omg, a striped dick
>>703641783
White > nigger in dick size for once
the only reason to look at a body painted person is to see their junk
I never thought i'd type this:
My balls are bigger than Superman's
>>703642199
I've never been so bummed out to find waldo in my life.
>>703631306
B.S. in Econ, can confirm that is all very true. That being said, pure capitalism hasnt existed in the US for a while now. We have crony capitalism like where big pharma is so sheltered from the free market that they can decide epi pens are suddenly 600 bucks and AIDs meds are 700 bucks.
I would love for you to paint my balls
>>703642508
yes, agreed. To further your point that the USA isn't pure capitalism, I'd point out that utilities like natural gas and electricity are govt regulated.
Also, I don't have a degree or anything so let me ask you this:
Would the interstate highway system be an example of modified socialism (regarding govt. regulated transportation system)? How about Amtrack? There isn't any competition for rail travel. Couldn't BNSF (theoretically) hook up a few passenger cars to their freight trains?
Unrelated: This pic is fun. I'm a big fan of pasties, and being nude in public
This guy is my hero. Sure, the bodypainting is fun, but I bet this muthafucka had more than 1 set of hands on him when it was time to wash it off!
>>703642936
>modified socialis
I'm not the econ guy.
Building roads is not socialism. That's fucking retarded.
Socialists actively lie about this because their shitty little philosophy is such a pathetic failure they have to pretend that basic state services that have exsted since Sumeria are "socialist." Roads? Socialism! Law enforcement? Socialism! Schools? Socialism!
It's all deeply stupid, because they're deeply stupid.
>>703643221
I can't refute that. I made the 'socialism is stupid' argument at the top of the thread when I said they are Hilarious. It's just unrealistic.
When I equated the infrastructure to make the point that it was socialism, i think the farthest you can argue about highways is that a coundtries' infrastructure is explicitly NOT a part of a capitalist system (in its' pure form).
The one argument that's been made here is that both of these systems (capitalism and socialism) are both inherently flawed.
>>703631506
>that critique
Wow, did you just finish seventh grade?
The anon above who mentioned Norways' socialism also mentioned the influx of money from oil.
Without it, there wouldn't be an external income source that keeps the economy stable.
Without that external supply (correct me if I'm wrong, degreed Econ anon) the economy could not maintain itself over time.
>>703643920
Why don't you look up the meaning of QED and find out
Here's an iconic CFNM handjob shot
>>703640285
Cap d'Agde
>>703644517
Can you fill us in on that place?
>>703644460
One lucky son of a bitch
>>703645314
Yeah, and it's almost like an afterthought.
There's more in this video of him fucking at least two of them while they play video games.
>>703645609
"play"
>>703644655
Just book a holiday over there. It's in France
