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Coffee/smoke/sex
TS3 bitches
Any of you faggots from the north east?
E14
If you were really English you would know people don't go for coffee. We go for drinks.
Faggot American student just about to start uni and has no friends confirmed.
DT2
RH16 reporting hopefully
OX14. My girlfriend and I are actually looking for a woman to join us for a threesome, so if any are nearby that would be great.
>>703629724
Looking for sex on /b/?
Good luck faggot
>>703629724
I would strongly advice you to use tinder to find a 3rd girl. Make the profile in your gf's name and say in the bio what you guys want. Believe me the amount of girls that will match with you is higher than you would think. Could always use 3nder which is dedicated but there isnt as big of a user base.
YO51... North Yorkshire.
>>703629428
I use to live in Tower Hamlets, good luck fam
>>703630002
Funny you say that, we've been using 3nder and we have matched with two other couples. We'll have to travel up north but it'll be worth it :D
And yeah, people seem to be more willing to see you if you have a girl with you.
>>703629440
where do you live faggot? people do go to get coffee in metropolitan non-inbred areas
>>703630307
London you fucking pleb and Manchester in term time. Two biggest metropolitan cities. Maybe old, wanna be trendy cunts go for coffee. But everyone else goes for drinks. Even in the day time.
BS3 Bristol, down to drink or smoke
>>703629440
>Postman Pat confirmed.
DE1
>>703630472
well fair enough then. I live in London too, but it's not far fetched that I thought you were some northern philistine.
>Birmingham is 2nd most populous city btw
>only posers drink coffee? Do you work in a mine
>>703630786
BS34 Here, Hang around redland/cotham most nights, how old are you?
19/m here
G75 Glasgow action
>>703629285
TS2 nigga
>>703630472
Birmingham has more people but Manchester is bigger socially, academically, financially and culturally. Pretty much every way that isn't raw size.
I've been at uni here now for two years and its a good city. Definitely not full of idiots in the city centre and surrounding boroughs. You're clearly not as civilised and mature as you think you are Mr. IDrinkCoffee otherwise you wouldn't think all northern people are philistines. If I wasn't moving back to Islington because all the good journalism jobs are in London. I would happily stay here in Manchester. Especially over Birmingscum. Get with the times man.
Ne12.
britin is gay
>>703631424
No shit fam. Fancy a smoke tonight?
G66
>>703631243
66 here where is 75 too lazy to check
L4 where are the scousers at
>>703632690
>Jail
>Robbing stuff
>Fucking your sister in a phone box
>Fucking your mum while she licks your sister
>>703631706
Manchester is bigger financially than Birminghamistan.... you wot m8
>>703631706
I think you replied to the wrong person, you meant me.
Jeez calm it, I like the north (it's produced The Stone Roses and The Smiths) and I don't actually think it's full of plebs. I mean Liverpool was voted most cultural city in Europe at one point.
I was just being facetious to mock someone who actually thinks drinking coffee is pretentious. People who think others only drink coffee for image are stupid, that view is outdated. I drink coffee and tea, but coffee has overtaken tea as the most common drink
>>703631706
I'm just about to start at Manchester Uni. Move in to Owens park on the 17th, any Uni Life Prof Tips?
cb23 - cambridge
up for a smoke
>>703633140
Explain why you think it isn't. Multiple football clubs. Massive universities, media city, world famous cultural city, multiple museums and art galleries, big tourist industry. How many foreign people do you hear saying "Im going on holiday to Birmingham? How many international students do you hear "Im going to study in Birmingham"? Fuck all. London, Manchester. Thats how it goes. According to 2007 census its actually bigger than Birmingham and is growing faster. Birmingham just has more people within the city limits coz its physically a bigger city. Dont get mad coz you live in Birmingscum.
>>703633512
Don't come here. Manchester is a cesspit, don't bother.
BN17
Anyone in TS wanna smoke up? Hmu
>>703629428
E13 here lol
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzKd8MPBRSs
>>703633512
Just prepare yourself for the Owens Park tower challenge. Its a shot on each floor as you run down the stairs and down a pitcher on the ground floor.
1. Don't go to IQ bar even though its on your door step.
2. Font is a solid bar for pre-drinks. £2 Cocktails.
3.Owens Park area is the epicentre of a massive rape epidemic in Fallowfield so be carful. Even for dudes.
4. Dont sleep with anyone from your floor. Floor above and below is fair game.
5. Clinic on site (lol)
6.Be ready for the bad rush because Owens Park/fallowfield in general is the epicentre of freshers week. Even getting off the site is a task within itself.
7. Don't wear nice shoes. You're going to stand in chunder.
Good luck anon. You're literally living in the thick of it.
>>703633804
You just didnt do it right.
>>703634278
Agreed. I studied in Manc and fucking loved every moment. It's a great city.
>>703633618
I live in Reading faggot.
All your points are retarded, you could apply everything you've said to any major city in Britain.
You keep believing Manchester is actually important though. Maybe you can start another indie guitar based band where you all sound constipated.
London W11
Can obtain some fun stuff, am good looking (so im told) and am bi, anybody down for an adventure?
>>703634212
Also 8. Take a jacket. The girls wont and its surprising how easy it is to sleep with a girl if you lend her your jacket. They really dont expect it and it sort of dazes them.
>>703634683
literal cringe
NW4
>>703634511
Or just a J and some vidya, I aint the pushy type
LE5
>>703634872
what vidya u got
>>703634683
carry a bowl of eggs with you, they won't be expecting that
>>703634683
And put a condom on before you go out, so you're prepared.
>>703634783
>>703635007
Don't get angry you went to a lame uni.
>>703629285
TS5 reporting in nigger
>>703635180
>went
i still going to uni lol
PR8 here
>>703635235you down for a smoke?
>>703635111
good advice, make sure you've got one unraveled and ready to go
>>703634999
Mortal Kombat(waiting for a challenger that can actually beat me, no lie)
Fallout 4
Battlefield 4
No mans sky (havent even popped the plastic yet)
How do these work? Two 17 stone neck beards in all black both carry flowers to identify each other before dressing up as women and posting trap threads?
>>703635298
If the thing you picked up on was my use of a word in the past tense rather than justifying it by what uni you go to, you totally must go to a really shit one.
>>703635520
>smoke
Filthy habit, also it depends... Are you gonna murder me when we meet?
>>703635660
I'm sure one carries a red balloon.
>>703635580
ps4 or xbox1?
>>703635707
i go to uni in london, dont care much for the "uni" lifestyle ive made most of my friends through clubbin and most have jobs
>>703635851
Brambles farm hotel? And nah bro am I fuck.
20/M btw
>>703635944
Ps4
G11
Glasgow
Smoke...Fuck?
>>703636099
how old r u?
do u go drinkin in pubs n such?
>>703629428
me too fam....yolo
865 east tennessee woooooooooo raise hell praise dale
Are there many Americans in Manchester Uni?
>>703634393
Obviously never been further north.
Manchester is the worst northern city.
>>703636098
I'll be there at 6, bring condoms because I have like 3 Syrian refugees who need to get their dick wet. You will know is when you see us :)
>>703629285
Ts1 faggot
>>703633910
wattup
>>703632690
L36 :)
>>703636252
28 and no not often, why?
>>703635180
Getting this sensitive and using the status of your uni to feel superior.
>neckbeard detected
You mean you've seen other people pick up girls by offering their jackets, while you watch from your window and cry/wank yourself to sleep.
>LSE 3rd year checking in
>>703637069
im 21 :/
LE9
>>703637697
And?
EH54
>>703630786
might see u around then pal im bs6
Bumping to keep brirish thread alive
Pe31
DN15 REPPIN
Come on where are the real fuckong scousers?
Fuck the South
Yorkshireman in LN4
HU5
>>703638678
My Nigga! LN6
>>703638150
where abouts?
got kik?
SE4 1DQ
ST2
>>703638380
pe30...kik?
>>703629285
DH3 over here
>>703638724
Haha yeah right and where the fuck do live then?
>>703637703
LE10
>>703628459
nobody from wales ?
>>703638144
nothing rlly, im p bored tbh so i wudnt mind get a pint or something at pub tbh
but yea i live in east and i cycle, n shep bush is kinda long tbh
M16 mosside pow pow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTX-s5eGtLw
>>703637000
Behold the mighty trips
>>703630786
tfw miss living in Bristol
>>703638925
London, and Manchester during term time.
Gy4. I keep hoping that my ping will echo..
TD1 over here niggers
>>703639052
M14 fam.
>>703638988
post them
>>703630154
m/f?
>>703639223
my g, you ever go antwerp mansion? good nights and good for shotting too
m34 im a dealer... a poker dealer that is
>>703639252
np12
>>703639017
Learn FUCKING English you 12 year old cunt.
Hahaha /b/ros I found this guy on omegle I told him I'm a milf who's husband is outta town he's in India +919059389228 do your best and post results
>>703639117
Londons a fucking hell hole give us our taxes back fucking criminal! !
>>703631022
Sheep shagger
>>703639223
Dont really like it there. Went from 2011 to 2013. Not been since A-level results night in 13.
>>703639497
Sorry bruh. Ill ask my dad.
hu go uni ere
sick doe fam
safe
>>703638881
Vulcan Road, Brockely.
You're student at Goldsmith's
>>703639671
no worries bro. if you're not scared you should go big western in mosside. gets deep sometimes but it's fun
Any Telford or TF7 tards here?
>>703634212
its all about fifth for cheeky nights out
>>703639881
I went to Trinity and Loreto so I learn to handle myself.
>>703630472
Im a northern philistine, i occasionally meet people at cafes to drink coffee...
FY7
>>703628459
DA16
>>703639487
mm yea not taking english test here m8
calm down
>>703629724
OX14 but male.
>>703633512
Don't trust street dealers. Find the number for a guy called Bunny (lol not posting it on here) and use him if you want to take drugs. He's always around and has a fleet of drivers etc. You'll get his number somehow within a few months.
Sound Control is a a decent club. Antwerp Mansion like another anon mentioned is good, but not for some. Haven't been for a while though. I heard they were making it less squatty.
If you have any taste or respect for yourself don't ever go to Fifth Ave unless you're purely out for pussy/dick.
Explore the Curry Mile. Buy counterfeit garms from New Bury Road. Meet locals - they're not all bad. Don't judge Man Met students. Explore outside of Fallowfield/Central - there's a lot about that many students don't see. If you or a friend drives go to the Peak District.
The pub opposite Gulliver's in the Northern Quarter (i think it's called the something hotel or w/e) has great poetry open mic nights if that's your thing.
Enjoy it!
>>703629724
Not OP but other OX14 and down to smoke
>>703641103
LOLLL used to pick up off bunny when i went to college in manchester. jokes, his weed was nice but hes a fucking cheeky paki who will make you wait around for ages sometimes
NR30
This place is suffering
>>703629428
E14 here as well, one of the 4 ugly towers <3
>>703629285
TS4
UTB
>>703634683
This. Surprised me how well it works.
DD1, anybody kicking about Dundee?
cm1 represent
>>703641299
inorite, he's long but he's ite if you don't have a mate who sells. Always found if he was actually in the car he'd have the nice chop but his boys always bashed it up.
I wonder how much he paid for that number that had like 7 3's in it
RG4
Cf11
My regular fuck just had a meltdown.
Need someone new to be horny at.
>>703628459
OL16
CV5 6PJ
>>703642286
OL12 reppin smallbridge
CW2
CREWE FAM REPORTING IN BRRRRAP
>>703628459
CA7 4QH
>>703633998
Ayy am e13 too
>>703634968
Paki detected
DD1
>>703633618
birmingham is the biggest shit hole in europe, who the fuck cares about birmingham?
its full of dirty niggers and sandcoons, id rather eat shit than set foot in that polluted islamified shit hole
SO51 - Reporting in
>>703641715
Me bro.
KA26 anyone nearby?
Ct1 here
>>703633998
Ayy hmu e13 too
>>703632690
yers chief, im a mad wool me
bb11
BH1 good to see im still the only man in Boscombe with internet.
>>703642325
It's a traaaaap?
>>703642325
You live in Coventry? CV6 here
>>703629285
ts10 badboy reporting in
>>703640785
mans like Welling in the ends
Bexleyheath here mate
>>703629428
E3 here cuz
>>703638894
St1
SR4 reporting in
>>703628459
bn25 here, only fags from brighton seem to be close to me.
bb18 here boys
>>703628459
n8 london
>>703643546
Is your name Lizzie Bee by any chance?
CM18
>>703631895
NE6 here bud
From London and Iv never been for a coffee
>>703630472
i agree. pint and chill at pub. any North londoners?
Rg21
>>703637360
>LSE
Zhang Wei, is that you?
>>703642910
>BH1 good to see im still the only man in Boscombe with internet.
lolz, im also BH1 but i live not in Boscombe
>>703643963
>CM18
I used to live here too.
>>703641389
>NR30
you in yarmouth, buh? go get yourself some rock and candy floss.
NR4 here
>>703644335
no, no it is not, try again
>>703644365
Wanna meet up and fuck?
>>703643203
I am so sorry
>>703637360
>Getting this sensitive and using the status of your uni to feel superior.
>LSE 3rd year checking in
Sounds like you're the one using your uni to feel superior, Cheng
>>703629285
Fucking north east?
You're in Yorkshire with them postcodes apart from the Durham fag
Sr5 reporting in yes I do like kids
Yes I do like drink and certain drugs
>but this mackem is no smakrat
>>703635483
Shit son me too, glad the airshow has pissed off and its quiet again
S1
NE31
W1A
>>703639573
Im not welsh?
WD17
>>703644580
You can see your pussy in that pic. Confirmed not trap
BT63 fuckerssss
>>703628459
de24
WHat the fuck ever. Lets smoke sex coffee
>>703637360
>LSE 3rd year checking in
Shine my shoes, peasant
Any coventryfags here
>>703638988
Iawn mate, LL65 here
>>703644492
dude look back and see the guy I was replying to was asking what uni I went to.
I'm white English of Irish decent btw, not that I consider being Asian an insult.
You know why there are lots of Asians at top universities? They work hard and have a culture that supports good work ethics.
>You're probably a fat sweaty cuck
>>703644792
CV6 here. where abouts are you?
No Stokefags?
>>703637000
l36 too where about man?
Moving to G11 at the end of the week
>>703642795
wools are dirty inbred mings
>>703632690
yes scouser here
SW3 Any anons close?
>>703637360
What do you study at LSE?
>>703643675
Sr5 pal
>>703642478
CA1 here
No GL?
>>703644749
BT9
>>703644759
nice try faggot, let's see a picture of your halls or the dinning room, unless you're talking out of your arse.
I was only mentioning it as a rebuttal to some Manchester fag.
>>703643804
I'm Haywards Heath are you near there?
>>703644759
was it worth it for all the public school arse raping you had to to take to get there?
>>703644995
hahaaha fewming you la, fight me
>>703644050
Walker?
NG15
>>703645120
economics
>>703634683
Do you put it over puddles so she can walk without getting her shoes wet, Walt?
eh48
BS2
>>703645345
>Was it worth it to guarantee my intellectual and social superiority and the best career prospects?
You betcha.
>>703644426
NR3 m8
>>703645582
BS2 / m * I've got smoke for sale :)
>>703645453
Why did you choose to study Economics instead of a proper degree?
>>703628459
TR niggers
GL1
PE3, Paki maszive!
>>703645621
so you admit you were molested at school
>>703645799
Ayyy! GL2 here
>>703641715
DD1 as well man. What street?
>>703640014
Here. I'm TF4
WV10 any wolves lads?
cv6
>>703645710
I don't even know how to explain how retarded you are.
>what is a proper degree? Mine's a bachelor of science
>what degree do you study?
>>703642325
cv5 here too. hello.
>>703642621
Not been recently, then?
Custard Factory, Post Box, redevelopment around the new station, best city in the country for a curry, canalside bars around by Brindley Place
>>703644580
Cv6 here fancy meeting up the memorial park?
>>703645353
what type of wool thinks they can get away with trying to say la hahaha. Whats your postcode lad
I live at 83 Caulfiflower road m8
>>703645922
Nice! Which area is TF4?
Madeley, here.
>>703646131
whomever this is took these photos from this girls blog.
http://www.mysticthorn.com/2013/09/last-days-of-freedom.html
ST4 Lookin to hook up
AB53
Reppin teuchters!
>>703646309
St1 here
>>703644455
You silver-tongued devil
>>703644756
Sup Derby fag?
>>703628459
PO30
>>703646131
you gettin catfished son.
facebook> /MysticThornOfficial/about/?entry_point=page_nav_about_item&tab=page_info
>>703631895
Ne24 here
>>703646084
keep talking muhammed
>>703646245
Aqueduct, pretty close
>>703646024
Law.
Also,
>calling economics a science degree
GTFO
>>703629285
TS19
Sup fuckers
>>703646787
Nice. How is that area? Looking to move.
Also, male or female and how old, fam?
>>703646869
sup ts3
PE21. Down for a smoke
>>703638736
Oh shit ma boy HU5 aswell
>>703645968
>>703646131
CV6 here too fam
>>703647048
It's alright, quiet.
I'm male, 27. Yourself?
>>703630175
Where up North?
>>703647204
22 and Male.
Shot in the dark, are you a car guy?
B77
>>703647074
m26 not an edge lord.
>>703646691
White. But you're funny. I like you
>>703645234
Oh snap.
>>703632105
Who is britin and why do u hate him so ?
Ze1 fuckin doubt it
>>703644580
>>703646545
got a sauce on this?
>>703646163
AK1 lid
Se1
No cunts
>>703645922
Why are you on /b/ and not curling a turd out on the doorstep of Lucy Allan
>>703628459
Ts 25 hartlepool
>>703629428
I used to live on Borewick ave.
>>703629724
OX17 and male, can I watch?
Anyone from Southend?
>>703649933
Lets hope not.
>>703649933
No but I would visit her Southend
>>703649987
Kek
>>703645234
No bogtrotters required.
OX17, Rural motherfucker.
>>703630786
bs4
>>703628459
Po13 and yes please to all three
>>703650123
Rural motherfucker? Try Ze1 shit stabber
>>703638927
LE7
>>703638302
Bs6 Yo!
Rm3
>>703646857
economics and law provide similar opportunities probably more from economics.
And I'm not saying it's in the field of science but it is a bachelor of science which means higher paying jobs
NE16
>>703644426
Yep, fucking sucks man, all we get right now is tourists and a burnt down bowling alley.
>>703647065
>PE21
jeez you guys don't even have books or motor transport there yet
>>703629285
Ts24
Ze1
Byo sheep
>>703650464
>Ze1
I said rural, not nowhere near any fucking thing.
>>703629724
RG1 here, Pics?
>>703649190
wow what's it like up there?
>>703651233
Cold, lonely and shite
>>703651181
I'm near stuff. Like rocks and water
>>703640014
Walsalll
>>703651294
ha ha ha, I live near a canal and a quarry too.
>>703634783
M'lady
gu1?
>>703651293
sounds like it. Don't worry bro you've got us
CF24 conts. Peint?
>>703642067
RG7 here, got any local nudes?
