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>Find sisters dildo

what do?
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Use it
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>>703627735
let's see her panties.

I guessing she's hambeast
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in the pooper
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>>703627735
Dubs and its up your pooper with time stamp.

Trips and you take a picture of it next to your cock and send it to your sis, post results
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>>703627883
Roll
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Its roughly the size of my dick

>I could please her
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>>703627735
lightly coat it with hot sauce and put it back.
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>>703627883

roll
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Put it in your sharpie
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>>703627967
kys
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Place it in the refrigerator and say nothing
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>>703627943
this and check´em
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>>703627915
Tell your sister to use you in stead of the dildo
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>>703627735
HOT SAUCE AND PUT IT BACK
HOT SAUCE AND PUT IT BACK
HOT SAUCE AND PUT IT BACK
HOT SAUCE AND PUT IT BACK
HOT SAUCE AND PUT IT BACK
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>>703627879
roll
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>>703627943
fucking rolls
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>>703627943
Lol this
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>>703628049
this
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>>703627943
ch-ch-check em
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>>703628024
Kys
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>>703628049
Do it
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>>703627943
do it
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Rolling for trips
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Cum on it, let it dry then put it back
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>>703627943
roll
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>>703627840
Not a hambeast, can tell you that
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Someone get dubs in this thread
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>>703628184
i like this lol rolll
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>>703628023
Haha that's a good one
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>>703627735
tell her to show you how it works
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deep throat it
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>>703628190
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>>703627943
rolling for this!
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>>703627943
Rolling for this
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>>703628190
cum on her panties
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Pee on the glans part and put it back. It won't stink, and your pee will be inside her vag.
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>>703627735
inb4 OP's sister is 12
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>>703628184
This. Roolin
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>>703627943
Rollin
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>>703628190

Does your sister by any chance have another brother and 1 more sister, both whom are older?
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>>703628049
>>703627943
these
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>>703628311
Reverse the numbers m8

>>703628349
No
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>>703627883
Roll
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>>703628184
rollerino
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You should put icy hot on it.
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>>703628388
Mfw OP is the only one to get dubs
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>>703627735
smell it and masturbate newbie
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>>703627883
Rolling again
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Rub it with jalapeno and put it back
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Cum on it, let it dry then add hot sauce and put it back.
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>>703627943
woohoo, bad idea but sexy
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I wanna see what sis looks like!
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>>703627883
Rolling
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Roll
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Put some hot pepper on it :)))))))))
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>>703627883
Rolling
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>>703627883
Rollerino
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You need to confront your sister and remind her that what she's doing is absolutely haram. You must beat her with the pink peepee
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There's some pussy bugger on the ide, thats pretty disgusting
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do not give out any of sister's personal info, the board is infested with whiteknights
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Send sis a photo of it up your pooper.
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>>703627735
Jerk off on it.
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>>703627883
>Dubs and its up your pooper with time stamp.

Let's get this one rolling.
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>>703628253
Close up of the pussy juice stain please
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>>703628727
Ask your sister to use it
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>>703628727
>sister's pussy bugger
>disgusting
die newfag
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Rock and roll
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>>703627883
Rolling for this
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>>703628791
This makes sense!

...or asks sister to use him instead
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>>703627883
Roll for dubs since OP is a faggot anyway
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>>703627883
Roll
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Put it under your dad's pillow
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>>703627883
Rollll
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>>703628596
This. Plus tits.
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>>703628877
Winrar
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>>703628877
Winrar
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>>703628877
Winrar?
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>>703628877
OP here, it's not happening
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Go get a stuck.
Poke it with the stick.
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>>703628877
Winrar
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rolling for shame!
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>>703627735
Nobody said fuck yourself.. Interesting.
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>>703627883
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>>703628957
Dont be a faggot Op
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>>703627883
g
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my gf has the same one
fugg :D:D:D:D:D
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Put tooth numbing stuff on it
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>>703627735
Jizz on the end and rub it in.
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>>703628957
I rolled dubs to see this now DELIVER FOR ONCE
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>>703628957
Kill yourself faggot
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>>703627883
Let's get trips
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>>703627735
>>>7036288

Suck it.
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>>703627883

use it to make a machine, like tape a toothbrush to it and call it an electric toothbrush.
tell her you had to scrap some of her components to make a science device
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>>703628877
In pooper it goes
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>>703629066
Checked
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>>703627915
send this to your sis maybe?
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>>703629094
Kek, rolling
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>>703627735
If this dubs, take pic of you licking the bugger off the dildo
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Id dubs cum on it.
If trips fuck your ass with it and cum on it after
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>>703628877
Double dubs, do both!
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>>703628957
DONT BE A FAGGOT AND SHOW YOUR SISTER'S DILDO UP YOUR ASS
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Insert handle end of dildo in ass and cut hole in pants for cock end to point through. Greet sister with your new stubby pink tail.
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>>703629094

roll
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>>703629177
Winrar
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>>703629126
Yeah
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>>703629177
Dubs!
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>>703629021
Tits? Gind sir :DDD
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Shut the fuck up everyone dildo is going in pooper like >>703628877 said. Now lets wait for deliver
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>>703629188
Other dubs
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>>703627915
Send this to your sis
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>>703628727
You could taste her cum if you wanted anon...
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>>703628026
this
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Send pick of your sis, anon! WE all want to take a look at her!
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>>703628957
so why do u start threads like this?
attentionwhoring is only fun for us, if u are doing it right.
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>>703628023
Rolling
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Op better deliver
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>>703627735
I'd go get some habriniro peppers fresh from the store and cut them up, rub dildo all over it, then replace the dildo where you found it.Wait for the fun to begin
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>>703629094

rollerin
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>>703629177
Winrar.
Op better fucking do it.
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Lets see sis and see you send her pics
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>>703627915
send to sis!
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send sis the pick of your dick and it
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OP is a deliver and never planned on delivering. Fuck this Im out
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>>703629094

gimme dubs
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>>703627915
send this to her
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>>703627735
> send pic to sister
>recommend omnibod
>post convo
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>>703629094

roll
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Dubs
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>>703629094


roller
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Dubs = Dick pics to sis
Trips = Lick the dildo
Quads = Do both
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>>703627735
Take a picture of it next to your dick, then print that picture and leave it on her bed.
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>>703629527
Roll
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>>703629633
Mfw you got dubs
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>>703627735
Shove it up your ass and don't clean it. Give that bitch a yeast infection.
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>>703629633
Winrar!!
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>>703629633
Witnessed!
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>>703629660
kek this
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>>703629633
winrar?
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>>703629591
This
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>>703629677
>>703629633
>>703629188
>>703629177
All these innocent dubs going to waste...
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>>703627883
roll for trips
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>>703628957
post pic of your sis OP
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>>703627883
Smell it, then lick it and see if it tastes funny, and take a pic of u kicking it and send it to her
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>>703629633
OP must deliver
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Send dick pic to sister
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>>703629848
>kicking...
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Ass to mouth
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>>703629900
Dubs after dubs
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>>703627915
Gay dude showing off own dildo
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>>703627735
>file name
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>>703628727
>Lick the pussy bugger
>stick dido up butt
>cum on dildo
>put hot sauce on dildo
>put dildo back
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>>703630055
This thread is blessed with dubs
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>>703630055
>dido
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>>703627735
BLACKMAIL HER, U CUCK
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>>703630055
do eeet op.
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If dubs lather it in ketchup and slide it across the floor
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>>703629848
Won't send it tho

>>703629821
Yeh I'm not gonna plug anything up my ass
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>>703628727
send pic of your sister
send pic of your sister
send pic of your sister
send pic of your sister
send pic of your sister
send pic of your sister
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Dip it in the hottest hot sauce you can find and put it back carefully
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>>703630257
OP you're a fucking pussy and we are all disappointed in you.
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>>703630257
Send her a pic, don't chicken out
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>>703630257
Meh. At least try to deepthroat it, mkay?
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>>703630055
Wow, double dubs

DO EET NOW!!
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>>703630257
Why do u even open such threads when you too pussy to do?
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>>703630163
>Blackmail your older sister
>In matriarchal Sweden

right, you know how that would go?
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>>703627735
Nothing. Her toys are her business.
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>>703630257
what does it taste like op
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>>703630257
To OP's defense, he didn't say dubs chose.
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Just leave it out somewhere she will see it
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>>703628049
this
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>>703630566
Plastic, nothing special really
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>>703628014
Kek
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OP sucks and this thread is kill
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>>703630566
incest
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>>703627735
Coat it with pepper juice. The kind of peppers that burn the absolute shit out of you.
>lye in wait
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>>703628536
Fuck off tryhard
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>>703630468
U CANT HANDLE IT?
SO U R SAYING U HAVE SHIT REPUTATION FROM THE START? SO U R HERE, CUZ U DONT BELONG ANYWHERE ELSE?
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op your aa faggot dont ever come back here you faggot stay on reddit
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>>703627735
Make movie of you putting it in ass. Put dildo back along with the movie and a note that you hope she'll enjoy it. Also post here as proof with timestamp.
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>>703629295
Kek
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Come in holding it and offer your cock as a better, more skilled substitute.
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>>703630257
There's more than just put it in your ass...
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>>703630527
I'm inclined to agree

I'll have a jerk and maybe put a little cum on it
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>>703630933
THIS
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>>703627735
Cum on it, rub it in and then put it back.
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>>703627735
Anon? What if she bought dildo which is your size because she actually fantasizes about you? What if she left a dildo just so you can find it? Try to fuck her. Eventually thank me later!
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>>703631130

HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE

>She starts screaming
>You run in
>????
>Profit

Also, film it.
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>>703631130
Don't be such a faggot OP.

Cum on it and send her pics.
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>>703631130
u r a fag
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>>703631130
>inclined to agree
>found sisters dildo, what do?
Nigga make your mind up!
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I have no problem tasting daughter dildo
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>>703627735
Leave your sister's stuff alone. Don't be a jerk, especially not to family but not anyone. Loser.
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inb4 dildo belongs to OP
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Microwave it for the lulz
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>>703631798
pretty much this!
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>>703627735
Shovel it in your ass, otherwise kill yourself
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>>703631798
Leave this thread alone. Don't be a fag, especially not to OP but not anyone. Loser.
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>>703631130
Send this pic to her. Post results
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HAHAHHAHA I recgonise those bed sheets anywhere! I always take the piss as they are so bad.
You're busted - im letting her know.
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>>703627735
mind your own business and stop being a loser so hard
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So op. R u gonna send her the pic of ur dick and the dildo or what? Wtf man. Dubs were rolled. Do it.
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>>703627735
>>703627735
Take out batteries and replace with a note explaining that you needed them for your gameboy.
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Pic of sister
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hide it somewhere else, somewhere she notices that someone took it
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>>703632494
kek. this
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Put secret camera in room?
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>>703631798
You got a point
Just put a eeny-weeny drib on it and put it back to dry

And yes, I'm a faggot, but not in the actual sense of the word unlike many of the people on this thread

Good day to everyone
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OP confirmed faggot

abandon thread
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>>703632494
this
Somehow let her know.
Maybe place it somewhere else so she need to look for it.
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>>703632494
Kek. Roll for this

Not that it matters
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>>703632676
It'd be too funny if she became pregnant from it.
My sides would leave this universe.
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>>703627735
buy her a better one that's sad. Honestly, don't be fucking weird and alienate your family retard.
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>>703632676
Nice job op. Can we get some censored pics of her or backstory? (how you had access or why or if you've ever seen her naked etc) i do the same thing with my sis dildo. I put on her panties and bra and suck it and pretend i'm her til i cum buckets.
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>>703628049
this
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>>703628026
this
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>>703629021
Post gf and bust OP now
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>>703632676
Idea:
take batteries out.
Put empty ones in.
Next time she gets new batteries, you know what she is up to.
Optional: place all new batteries in your home in your room. Let everyone know that you are in charge of getting/storing batteries.
Now she has to come directly to you and ask for some.

On the other hand: She probably has own fresh bateries...
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>>703632673
this one
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>>703627735
wat. did you searched for or, just ... ?
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>>703633518
nice idea
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>>703627735

I have that dildo!
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>>703633654
show pic
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>>703633654
I hope you're a femanon
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>>703632676
buy another and replace it, put it in the same place you found it
repeat this a few times
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>>703627735

>Hollow out the tip
>Fill with your cum
>Wait for results
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>>703632676
shoulda sent her the pic of your cock next to it. OP always a raging faggot
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>>703633518
It's a dildo, not a vibrator
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Put a picture of your face on the tip of it
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>>703633691

You couldn't just trust me? I'm not a fucking politician.
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>>703633848
>>703630257
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>>703633881
This is /b/ you can't trust anyone
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>>703631130
Take this pic.. put it on a cheap usb stick..leave it next to the dildo.... say nothing... she'll figure it out maybe take some pics of her own and leave them on the usb stick.....
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>>703633968
roll
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>>703627735

Cum on it like 30 times
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Does it smell like pussy? Suck it get the taste of her pussy in your mouth
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show it to your parents
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Put it back and check it as often as you can, Once she has used it suck pussy juice off it
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>>703634133
tell us
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why ask what to do if u r not willing to do shit? faggot op
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>>703633968
rawl
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>>703628488
there ya go. chekd
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>>703628349
underrated creepy post
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>>703633808
It's a vibrating dildo!
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As usual OP is a faggott and won't deliver.
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>>703632673
OP here
Actually I'm planning to do this
I bought this camera and it should've arrived today, but haven't got anything yet

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SQ8-Mini-DV-Camera-1080P-Full-HD-Car-Sports-IR-Night-Vision-DVR-Video-Recorder-/281995671869

Any creepers with experience of this? I've understood that it is basically a one-day disposable camera, but I'm on a bit of a budget
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>>703627943
I have to take credit for the hot sauce. I'm the one who originally came up with the idea.
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this thread made me gay
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>>703634529
tis both you happy shopper brand onion ringss.
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>>703634529
diltrator
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>>703632676
She gon get preggers or get aids.
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>>703634529
it's a dilbrating vido
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Hiding it will be difficult, although girls are definitely much less aware of secret cameras than guys. TAPE IT TO THE SIDE OF THE DILDO AND WAIT.
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>>703634567
OP is ok with spying on his sister but won't deliver bc family and shit: what a colossal faggot!!!
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>>703628488
>>703628488
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>>703627735
dip it in hot sauce
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>>703634596
Bullshit nigga. All those tabs open to sissy threads made you gay
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Op just admit it. That dillbrator is yours
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>>703634567

It can record for one hour. How the fuck are you gonna catch her??
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>>703632676
Don't listen to him. Put fucking hotsauce on that shit.
Or better yet, put icy hot or tiger balm on it.
>>
It's a silicone dildo with a vibrator motor in it. Stop arguing and let's focus on what weird shit OP can do with it.
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>>703634976
Not like op is gonna deliver.
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>>703634976
I will stick to my empty-battery-idea.
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>>703634915
When she's preparing to go to the shower I'll visit the toilet quick and put it in a pipe pointing at the mirror
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>>703631798
>>703632111
the trips have spoken
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>>703634976
>>703632676
It's over mate, OP is a faggot
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>>703634596
Yea, no. We all know that you were already a flaming homosexual, long before OP was even born.
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>>703634567
Don't be a faggot and show pic of sis
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>>703634567
You bought a very shitty camera, you fucking cheapskate! You are unworthy of anons. KYS!
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>>703635106
I hope she finds it and your family disowns you
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>>703627943
Do this
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>>703635450
And still you are here, posting
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>>703635591
So? What is your point?
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>>703629527
This. You might be able to bang her if you play it right.
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>>703627735
Cum in her lube bottle.
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>>703636185
this
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>>703635764
That even though OP is unworthy of you, you willilngly waste your life on him
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>>703633968
Rollan for glory. OP is too much of a betafag to do it though.
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Find your prostate with it, very carefully. Put a condom on it first to ensure no transfer of potential infections.
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>>703627735
step 1
>shove up ass until lightly shitty
step 2
>leave in the middle of the room uncleaned
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Send her a text and tell her you found it and its the same size of your dick
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>>703627735
Some assembly required:
>remove vibrator
>use small drill to hollow it VERY slightly, leaving a small. VERY SMALL. hole at the end of the dildo
>Masturbate into condom
>Poke hole in end and insert to hollowed region
Repeat until results.
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>>703628184
Rollll
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