The catch: your captors are ISIS.
If you haven't seen a movie or wish, you can use video game character instead or even worse, Youtube person of the last video.
Good look, anon.
I'll be fine.
>>703617656
Seinfeld...... I'm pretty sure that means I die quickly
Fucking Seven of Nine
Them bitches gon get assimilated and shit
Ray Donovan
I like my odds
>>703617656
CAPT JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo
Captain Picard. I'd just get beamed up.
>>703617656
I think I'll be ok
I should be fine unless my captor turns out to be Black Goku
>>703617860
>>703617854
>>703617757
Mah Trekkie niggas
Pablo Escobar.
I think I'm gonna be alright. As an added bonus, ISIS wI'll be wiped out too...
>>703617656
>>703617656
Louis bloom from Nightcrawler
he seems capable but at the same time i think he would kill me after or something
thats thing i watched on tv was the live broadcast of 9/11 and the last person i saw was the high jackers. if they can steal a plane with box cutter they should be able to kill isis and rescue me no problemo
Dutch from killjoys. Im safe.
>>703618007
>would probably just film you being isis'd to death
>>703617903
Heh.. tonight it was the Captain. It was almost Malcolm Reynolds.
am i fucked i cant honestly tell
Guess he'll find me, eventually.
I'm fucked
>>703617656
pablo mi hombre is gonna save me
The mariner from Waterworld
yeah I'll be fine
well i wont be fucked or saved just a dinner for two
>>703618011
Except they would be bros with ISIS.
Prepare to be executed on live TV by Osama bin Laden and the new and improved Mega-ISIS.
>>703617656
I am fucked...
Bill Nye the science guy. You can say im gonna be home in no time
>>703618240
Death to kidnappers.
H20 delirious im cool with that
>>703617656
Im fucked
Well unless ISIS competes in spelling competitions, I'm pretty screwed
>pic related
Saitama from One Punch Man... I think I'm pretty safe.
Ross Kemp.
Jotaro, I win
>>703617656
Was watching a nature documentary. Bears vs. captors?
>>703617656
Monkey D. Luffy
Isis say goodnight
I'll be just fine.
Ayy lmao, I usually end up with some shitty character in these threads, but NOT THIS TIME.
Based Captain Chandler yo.
>he watches blatant american propaganda
Well, I like post apoc stuff, eat a dick.
>>703617656
It's a 60 year old forensic biologist ;_;
>>703618232
>implying Ricky wouldn't just give them hash coins and everything would be ok
Honestly you'd prolly be walkin away with a few extra cigarettes
Have you ever gotten tossed around and rough fucked by an Arab? It's hot as fuck. Being a captive of ISIS would be a dream come true. I've even been suicidal lately so if they killed me that would be even better.
>>703617656
Blastphemous HD. Pretty sure I'm fucked.
>>703617982
been watching narcos lately. Pablo is the fucking man.
Symbologist Robert Langdon from The Da Vinci Code. Im actually not sure if I'll live
Nick Cage from The Wickerman.. Im gonna be burned alive for sure
>>703618373
yo isnt osama dead?
He is fucking coming
Pablo Escobar. Am good
>>703617656
He got this
Batman.
Lego Batman.
Hmmm.
>>703618788
Psshhh.
Fool that you are, for you believe what the chemicals in your brain tell you is real...
My god is stronger than your god
>>703618763
He would tell the Muslims exactly why their religion is fucking stupid backed up with some historical facts
You would die even faster
cool
>>703617656
save me, trebek!
I've only been watching movies. It's Leonidas and da 300 Spartans
>>703617656
JOHN CENA
isis is gonna get fucked up big time quite often right here
>>703619044
I mean ISIS has guns so...
Feel pretty safe
Not bad I think
Captain Keith from Deadliest Catch
Guess I'm fucked
Agent Gibbs from NCIS.
He's either going to save me or build some shit out of wood while investigating my murder.
>Damn it, Leroy Jethro, hurry.
>>703619185
id prefer elliot, he gets shit done. THis bitch is still chasing shadows.
>>703619100
and i also dubbed
>>703617656
I think they got this shit
>Captain America Civil War
Who's coming to save me?
>>703617656
Reviewbrah would not only save me from ISIS, but he'd still find time to review Wendys Summer Berry Salad during the rescue because he is just that awesome!
Idk if im fucked or if its just gonna be funny to watch
>>703619313
Forgot to attach damnit
The Doom guy. I think I'll be just fine
he cares for his ppl.
>>703618970
Ray-luhn Geevins!
>If only I could talk like Boyd...
Dr. House.. uhm
>>703619381
faggot
>>703619112
The truth is I would be alone with Ray Charles not the 300 abs
>>703617656
Cleveland from family guy. i may be injured but ill be found in 30 min, the real pain starts when he tries to make jokes
>>703617656
Todd In The Shadows
>>703619405
Nigga I'm watching Doom atm
>>703617656
Mary Berry
>>703617656
win?
well
theyre fucked
>>703619602
they shall know fear...
>>703617656
Captain motherfucking Picard, im fucking saved niggas
Henry.
Hey, Mr. Goatfucker, can I have some popcorn, please?
>>703619222
Those are nice trips
I'm good m8s
>>703617656
I'm so fucked. Last thing i saw on tv was the movie Hoffa. My rescuer is dead.
>>703617656
Might as well kill me now.
>>703617656
Pablo Escobar is going to save me, suckaz
Fuck yea. I'm saved. Longmire is rescuin me.
>>703617878
Same. It'll probably be fun too
>>703618338
>implying he'd poison his body eating your fat unhealthy ass
oh shi-
>>703618583
no, it would be the nature show host.
>>703617656
Dr. Who. I think I'll be fine. Or die, because I'm neither british nor a woman in my mid 20s.
>>703617656
watched deadpool last night.
il be fine.....i think they might kill me for being annoying before he gets to me.....
>>703617656
Why took so long, Boss ?
>>703617656
I'm fucked
Heh.
With this guy the whole of ISIS were to bid this world adieu.
>>703617656
Rory Gilmore
>>703617656
Saul Goodman, he will haggle the niggers down to a price i can afford... probably they will chop off my arms...
This will go well.
I'll receive backup from the Peaky Fookin Blinders. Odds for being rescued are decent, but not 100%.
The Winchesters. Yeah I'm good
Although pretty related, I think I'm screwed - ISIS probably does not care for a Hollywood motion picture
Penn Jilette. Yeah, I think I'm good - That magnificent bastard wouldn't let me down.
Wait...
fuck.
Fucked
>>703617656
They are so fucked.
I guess that the cast of this is the end is going to be saving me
probably fucked
i guess it could go either way
>>703617656
Guts.
I think I'm good.
>>703617656
well im fucked
don't watch tv, have to use frisk from undertale
... RIP me
>>703617656
Homura Akemi is coming to save me? Isis is fucked
>>703620556
don't worry, only plebs watch non-interactive media
Holy hell, I seriously have no problems whatsoever.
>>703617656
>>703617656
Motherfucking Paw Patrol! Chase is on the case!
...I have a 3 year old...Im not watching it on my own fyi
Omar comin'!
>tfw
>>703620287
> walks up to the front, juggling knives
> they try to shoot him, teller pops out of nowhere and catches all the bullets, turns them into goldfish
> penn makes them dissappear, and continues to work his way to you, by the time he reaches you he has vanished a large sum of men
> ransoms them to your captors
> makes allot of money, frees you and aires it on television to get even more money
i think this is how it would go.
>>703617656
The Doctor.
I'm fine.
Harvey specter. Guess im good
I really don't know
>>703620685
Brilliant.
>>703620660
> because of stupid kiddie tv shit, there is no real violence and noone dies
> you get rescued because of the rating system disallowing the character getting shot and killed
that is actually pretty lucky
>>703620746
which one?
Rick & morty
Guess i'm fucked
>>703620918
fuck, not you, i was trying to ask this guy >>703620742
which Doctor.
Gordon Ramsey. I suppose he could just pay my ransom and that's that??
Uhhhhhhhh
>>703620987
Tennant.
>>703617656
Larry Fitzgerald
>>703621029
>implying he wouldn't come berate the nigger cooking food for the camp you're being held in, announce he's food-poisoned every one of the terrorists, and cause them all to forget about you to kill the cook
>>703620643
Hahahaha, he's a coward, you are fucked !!!
hm...
They are fucked...
>>703617656
HAHAHAHA!
HA!
"ARE YOU READY TO BE FUCKED MAIN?"
I win.
I just started watching RWBY, which one of the girls is the main character? Though I think I'm safe if the PVs are anything to go by
>>703619666
checked
>>703617656
I'm gonna be just fine
>>703617656
totally fucked, zoidburg
Getting rescued by the Face that runs the Place!!!!!
>>703617656
Pablo Escobar. Damm, tha'd be good.
"Please Supergirl, they've tied me up and even put a cock ring on me. Can you get it off?"
Filthy frank
>>703622042
wow, liam from TBFP got ripped
completely irredeemably fucked.
Fucking Larry David. It was good knowing you /b/ros
Denny Crane, At least he has guns and likes to shoot people
>>703622147
You still watch duckman
Oh my 90s!!
rachel duncan
not bad
1987 RoboCop.
I'll be absolutely fine.
>>703617656
Dora the explorer...
The kidnapper must be swipper
>>703622277
the last episode is a cliffhanger, this hurts
>>703617656
Iker Jimenez and the UFOs will save me.
Ayyyy lmao
>>703617656
Eli from Book of Eli
So he actually started the religious war, this changes everything
>>703622122
>xray vision
>she laughs and flys away
i'm okay with this
>>703617656
Isaac from Afterbirth. I'm really fucked
Brian Regan. Im fucked.
>>703622423
HA!
...how'd you know? :(
>>703617656
>implying Isis isn't already at the end of their shitrope by the time bobandy arrives
>>703622391
>>703617656
Yeah I think I'm in good hands
Green Arrow!
>>703617656
Homer Simpson Kek
I am fucked.
>>703617656
I'll be fine
ISIS are history
>>703618085
He's the one who arranged the kidnapping all for a some drastic journalism
>>703617656
Raymond Reddington
The Prince of all Saiyans will save me
>>703617656
Bart Simpson.. Could work out I guess
>>703622824
Not really
>>703620021
>not sexy momma Lorelei :(
>>703622824
bummer dudes as head gets sawed off
This kid from Modern Family
He has my trust
>>703617656
Last tv show characters: Lego Ninjago
Last game: Donkey Kong
Last YouTube video: Commedian Harmonists
I guess I'm saved. Kong and the Ninjas will wipe out ISIS, and the Commedian Harmonists will keep them from wanting to try again.
>>703622784
Underage ban
>>703622949
Show rules apply.. Bart would save me by pure luck
>>703623051
The only catch, it will be bloodless – and take five seasons to succeed.
>>703617656
Arnie swarzennegar
Quaid in Total Recall
I'll be celebrating Christmas this year
>>703617656
Mad Max from the road warrior is going to save me, this could work as long as he doesn't run me over in the process
>>703617656
Well fuck
>>703623208
Either that or its all in your head
>>703617656
I might be ok.
Super stoked Raymond Reddington is coming to save me
>>703623051
This is some high octane autism, I'm not going to lie to you. At what point before posting this did it stop being a good idea to post, but you decided to just power through with it anyways?
I'm good and safe
>>703617656
that's okay i watch russian news
>>703617656
Fucking Jeremy Kyle over here.
>>703623439
Kek
>>703617656
>Your captors are ISIS.
Ok so i just walk away?
I guess I'm fucked either way.
>>703619381
You're the gayest cunt.
Fuck yeah
>>703617656
The entire cast of American horror story asylum... I am not sure if I am gonna end up better if I get rescued.
>>703619580
faggot
pretty sure this can go either way for me
>>703623671
Pretty sure you lack brain cells in that case.
>>703617656
if its the last person/people i saw then its these guys. They'd probably spend an entire season making it to me and then instantly die.
>>703617656
the cast of friends >_>
>>703623768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_k681IUS0M
blaring over intercom as an apache descends onto your location guns blazing
>>703621758
shit show
It was Goku. I'm a-ok.
Frank Fritz and Mike Wolfe.
>>703617656
>>703623954
If you live 12 episodes.
I think Kirito can handle it.
>>703617995
Kys before he gets to you
Abby and Ilana from Broad City, I'm dead.
Jimmy Fallon?
>>703617656
John wick
>>703624172
You watch broad city, You deserve it anyway.
>>703619327
Spider man
Don't watch tv so I will use a video game char. Which would be Hyperion from Marvel Future Fight. I think I'll be just fine.
>>703617854
>>703617860
>>703617903
you fellow trekkies listening to the greatest generation podcast?
it's two guys making dick jokes about TNG
Piper from charmed comes to my rescue. Then i get inducted into the great world of magic!
>>703620510
Win?
saw narco so pablo is comming, i can just chill
theyll die rescuing me so its cool
>watching random shit on tv while eating breakfast
>My Cat From Hell
>whynot.jfif
>Galaxy and an army of ill-tempered housecats come to my rescue
>ISIS will be trained to become docile like well-mannered house cats
>they will release me
>Jackson Galaxy hailed as a hero throughout non-Muslim world
>becomes leader of the Alliance Against Islam
>rest of the world gets cute brown catboys (or catgirls if you're some kinda queer)
>rape is a thing of the past
>religious persecution no more
>earth enters a new age of peace
>we go to the stars with our microwave hotdogs and subjugated cat people
>UFP 1.0.2 catgirl hotfix
>all because I watched My Cat From Hell today
>I'm okay with this
No problem. Playing rainbow 6 right now and technically these are the last people I saw on tv
Samcro is coming to save me. Cool
>>703624694
youre fine nigga
>>703617656
Fucking hell, I'm well saved. MythBusters reruns.
They'll get me out. Maybe even in one piece.
Pic unrelated, just one of the best amiga games ever.
>>703624751
Lol yup
>>703617656
K
Ashens. I wonder if he's gonna use the Game Child. Or Poundland stuff.
>>703617656
The Dovahkiin.
I'm fucked. Butt fucked.
Ahh, the pain! Somebody stop the pain!
chris redfield
Michael Caffee
I don't really now
>>703617656
I watched a document about Hitler.
>>703617656
the plus side is they'd probably film the whole thing
The Soprano crew. I'm probably fine, depending on who kidnapped me.
>>703617656
Tracer coming to get me fuck yeah
Well, last played MGS:V.
I'll be juuuust fine.
>>703617656
Not sure how i should take this. Gonna be rescued by bunch of cs go characters played by NIP. I wonder if it's going to be terrorists or counter-terrorists.
>>703617656
Chef's Table France on Netflix. I don't think those frenchmen, even though they're quite resistant against stress, are of any help here. :(
I'll be okay last game I played was batman arkham knight so batman's going to save my ass
>>703617656
Idk if I'm fucked or saved
>>703625581
You going to get fultoned. Balloon or wormhole?
>>703617656
Islam will save me thru conversion insha allah
Sovietwomble fgt
>>703625860
Same.
I Give it 50/50
i may either be fucked or completely fine depending on his mood
>>703617656
You know.. I think ill be ok
loki... hmm i dont know if im fucked or im gonna be ok
>>703617656
I'm ok with this. At least, if I die, I know he'll get my captor and their families
Oh dear god why is Bojack Horseman trying to save me?
>>703624618
i might be alright.
gets me out just before my beheading
Sherlock fucking Holmes.
yay me
I'm probably going to be ok.
>>703617656
pretty sure ISIS is fucked
>>703618748
Sucks that he and all of his friends die.
I will be just fine, ISIS is fucked.
>>703617656
ITT:
>"hurr durr I'll be ok"
Oh boy......
Haha, lol. They don't stand a chance!
>>703624090
It's always cut close, but Goku saves whoever it is at the last second.
>>703625860
>watching cartoons past legal adult age
I, for one, think you are fucked
>>703626976
I think anyone would be fucked against him.
>>703617982
same, i think pablo can handle some sandniggers
I put my trust in First Encounter.
He's gonna drink their milkshakes.
Last show I watched was Criminal Minds, so I guest I'm being rescued by the people whose job it is to rescue people from kidnappers.
>>703617656
Murphy Brown (Candice Bergen) I think she'd kick some ass, get me out safe.
>>703617656
>Captain Jack Sparrow
Could be worse
Wayne from letterkenny
I think he at least stands a chance
>>703617656
Naruto and Sasuke after they die, talk to the Sage of Six Paths and are brought back to life.
I'm good, these guys fuck shit up.
"Whitebeard" Edward Newgate is coming for me!!!!!
>>703622729
And to bang the news reporter
I'm not worried.
![Furze[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w3lz39W.jpg "Furze[1].jpg")
>>703617656
colinfurze
He'd probably stop ISIS being ISIS in the process
no problemo
>>703617656
>Hillary Clinton.
Dammit.
Charlie Day
>>703619327
In the same boat as you anon. I guess it's because it's a captain america movie he'll be coming for us? That would be pretty great!
What the fuck would they even do?
>Dante
Isis isn't ready for this level of CUUHRAAAYZZZY
>>703618186
Probably i mean he lost a fight to duck fucking phillips
>>703627816
Fra?!?
>>703628862
wat?
>>703617656
>>703617656
"ISIS is gonna get a piece of my mind I'll tell you h'wat"
Thank God for Stan smith.
>>703617656
Well I'm fucked they won't even try theyll just fuck off and buy punisher comics
>>703628894
Nothing. It was worth a shot though
