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celeb thread 2
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Wanna massage her feet and legs all day..
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>>703589616
where my meg boy at? I need someone taking her mouth if I get to go at her from behind, bro.
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Every man's dream...
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>>703589962

Last for me. Dunno if this is her or not.
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Why is she so perfect? I wish I had a girl.
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>>703589776
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>>703590393
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>>703590393
I know that feel anon.. I know it..
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>>703590491
Massage her feet.
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>>703590454
Pic ruined.
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>>703589776
oh my god.

she just keeps getting better.
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>>703590701
There are so many girls for Chad only.
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>>703590768
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M-My m-mistress s-says a-a s-sissy l-like m-me i-is a-a useless entity... She s-says she w-will n-never f-forget the w-way I-I subtlety pursued h-her w-with h-honeyed w-words and l-lies... And wh-when h-her h-hands are w-wrapped a-a-around m-my throat th-the only thing that k-keeps me i-is h-how I-I m-made m-my wretched h-hide m-mean s-something t-to her...
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Let's make this thread a better one.
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>>703589963
I've been told I look like her. I also play a Shit load of video games and fuck men in the ass with a strap on. I have a degree in biology. I like to party and I'm fairly intelligent.
Super stoked to be me. :^)
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>>703590942
Hmm...
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>>703591438
now that's a face I'd fuck
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>>703591456
Makes you think.
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>>703591567
Yeh. I just want her. That's all I want..
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>>703591555
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>>703591151
Wh-When she th-thinks about h-how she i-is trapped like a-a prisoner t-to a-a half-man l-like me i-it dr-drives h-her crazy... I-I g-guess I-I c-can understand wh-why she w-would b-be upset... I-I am not v-very beautiful, wealthy or famous and she c-could've sn-snapped h-her fingers at any t-time t-to easily g-get a-a man l-like this before she m-met m-me...
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>Thanks for taking me out on this ice cream date anon! I really like you.
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>>703591972
This is the best birthday ever anon.
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MEW here, what would you anons do to me?
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>>703591872
I-I believe th-this i-is why she g-gets s-so m-mean to me sometimes... I-I try m-my best t-to be understanding a-and I l-let h-her k-kick m-me around l-like a soccer ball... I-I d-don't want t-to upset h-her i-in any w-way and g-give h-her cause t-to leave m-me...
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>>703591151
Every fuckin thread without fail
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>>703592130
dude she cheats on you daily
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>>703592085
Finally get you tf off of 4chan and go jack off to mew pics
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>>703592239
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???????
>never reply to that stuttering meme.
>it's bad news.
>I believe you may have just ruined this thread.
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>>703592422
fuck sorry
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>>703591972
>Thanks for massaging my feet while I eat ice-cream. You are the best anon!
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>>703592422
This.

From now on NO REPLIES to stutter cuck.
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>>703592546
ur welcome bb
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My fav
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cute lil ass too
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>>703592875
That was just wishful thinking. I normally don't do role playing.
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>>703593037
me too, thanks
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>>703592945
Still needs work down there.
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>>703593087
needs spankings
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>>703593071
Alright.
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>>703593087
>>703593206
idk. I like em young with a little cute ass.
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>16 posters
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>>703593361

who doesn't?
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>>703593483
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My girlfriend is better than any celeb.
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>>703593575
post a pic or fuck off
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aye yi yi
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>>703592224
>>703592239
>>703592130
W-We h-had j-just p-purchased two i-ice cream c-cones fr-from the store and w-were cl-climbing into the c-car when I asked her i-if I-I could have a-a taste o-of her c-cone... "Sure," she said as she g-grabbed my c-cone instead, raised h-her legs up in the car seat, p-pulled d-down her p-pants and r-rubbed it b-between h-her cheeks on her asshole... "There!" she shouted a-as she g-gave the c-cone back and o-ordered m-me t-to consume it u-up c-completely... I-I w-was t-t-too scared t-to s-say anything s-so I-I d-did it...
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>>703594210
I-I-I just sh-sh-shit my p-p-ants
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Imagine the smell of those fishnets...
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>>703593361
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>>703594499
Her sucking a kids finger?
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>>703595391
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>>703596008
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>>703595671
My dick will never be the same.
>thank you anon.
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>>703596133
My pleasure. I also enjoy that picture, she just looks so... compliant.
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>>703596072
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>>703595874
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>>703596250
I have ached for ages to see our angel in pure white clothing.
She looks divine in every respect of the word.
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>>703596338
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>>703594499
>>703594210
She always t-tells me I'm the worst thing to h-happen to her and her life would b-b-be s-so much b-better without m-me for sh-she could actually find a real m-man... I-I know she w-wants s-someone h-handsome and r-rich... I-I always f-feel like I'm ball and chaining h-her t-to a-a miserable l-life... B-But I-I'm t-too selfish t-to l-let h-her g-go...
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>>703596584
30mile anon?
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>>703596465
anybodyy have the second from last on the top row (red shorts)?
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>>703596338
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>>703596758
nah m8
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>>703596861
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>>703596861
So a new Dove poster. Or at least one I don't recognize.
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>>703596598
She's j-just t-too beautiful t-to leave though... Every m-man in the w-world w-wants h-her and h-hates m-me f-for having h-her...
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>>703596989
guess so
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>>703597062
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>>703591455
But you're on 4chin so you're a waste of carbon, just like the rest of us.
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>>703597164
Well then. Glad you post her.
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>>703597164
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>>703597122
She tries h-her b-best t-to b-be mean t-to me b-but h-her f-feelings often g-get in the w-way... I-I h-hate t-to say i-it because the difference b-between u-us is v-vast b-but I-I believe she l-loves m-me m-more than I-I do her... I-It m-makes n-no sense h-how s-such a-a great w-woman w-with everything c-could f-fall s-so hard f-for a nobody l-like m-me...
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>>703597223
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>>703597645
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>>703597496
no problem
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>>703597798
What do you like of her the most?
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>>703597867
Just think she has a cute, innocent look. I like the idea of providing an antithesis.
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>>703590871
that is so pathetic man, get a life
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>>703597281
Meh. I'm comfortable with who I am.
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>>703597790
<3 her
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>>703597982
True. That's why I love her.
And what body part of her?
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>>703598049
cum buckets to her all the time
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>>703598087
Lips.
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>>703598216
The only right answer.
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>>703598314
Though her whole doll-like look in general is good
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>>703596758
I'm here now
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>>703598205
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>>703598409
Indeed. Her eyes are close second for me.
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>>703598409
Liv or Maddie?
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>>703598489
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>>703598488
Sauce?
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>>703598616
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=89LVQapB6Yg
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>>703597519
I-I d-do m-my best t-to accept all the punishments she meets out t-to me but I-I hate when she deliberately h-hides the toilet paper and m-makes m-me beg h-her t-to t-tell h-her where she "misplaced" it...
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>>703598488
>>703598595
Hey. Dovebro here.
You know my answer already. :p
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>>703598674
That's Liv. You are a Dove fan but you don't know Liv or Maddie...
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>>703598917
I dont give a shit who she is. She just looks pretty.
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>>703598853
Got you covered
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>>703598751
When she's really h-having an o-off d-day she refuses to unlock the toilet p-paper from the bathroom cabinet and t-tells m-me to use m-my hands...
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>>703598917
Come on, he is new here. We shouldn't be rude to him because of that.
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>>703599001
Heretic.
>I'm leaving this thread
>I don't even want to lurk anymore
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>>703599004
>>703599058
Nevermind. I changed my mind.
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>courtesy justice
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Qt
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>>703593087
No she doesn't. Not everyone needs a fat Kardashian/Rhino ass.
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>>703599058
of course we should
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>>703599006
I-I don't know why every morning af-after w-we wake up she has t-to stand over m-me, squat down and bl-blow a h-huge hellish smelling fart r-right in m-my face... She always smiles and l-laughs at i-it though and s-says i-it's h-her way of welcoming m-me up every morning...
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>>703600519
I know.
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>>703600638
I guess I-I'm just born to suffer inextricably a-at her h-hands everyday...
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>>703600977
I-I don't know h-how she g-got s-so beautiful though... I-I w-would n-never h-have went after h-her i-if I-I wasn't attracted b-by h-her unbelievably beauty... I-I'm s-sure h-h-her beauty i-is w-well appreciated b-by h-her many a-adoring f-fans... She h-has g-g-great use t-to me a-as a-a trophy w-wife...
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