ITT: We are in an office.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: We are in an office.
Mornin' Bill.
Who wants their mail?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBrYvX5MojQ
Anyone want to take shots
Why is there mold in the coffee pot?
Who clogged the fucking toilet again.
You don't have to be crazy to work here... but it helps!
WHO TOOK MY DIET COKE!?!?!?
>>703590792
You know you need a cover sheet on your TPS report, BRIDGET! That ain't new, baby!
Time to meet in order to decide when to meet again so we can meet about the meeting
>>703591487
Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays
>>703591536
*cough cough*
That plane is awfully low for such a beautiful New York morning.
I don't know who keeps putting their cigarette butts in my coke, but they better stop!
>>703591792
Kek
Who the fuck ate my frozen pot pie? I even put my name on it you fuckers!!
Question: which bear is best?
TIM, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! GET IN MY OFFICE!!
Alright lads i need to go to the toilet for the next 3 hours, see you after lunch
>>703591792
Did you oversleep yesterday Frank?
>>703591536
I think Hugh did it
Hey, pal. You don't mind if i use your computer alone while you're at lunch do you?
I swear, if one last person finishes the pot of coffee and doesn't brew a new pot, I will fucking burn this office down.
Stop DDoSing the printer you fucks.
>>703592267
NEVER!!
>>703591987
>>703591989
>>703592118
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>>703592222
>>703592245
False. Black bear.
>>703592245
Calm down man. Did yah here that anon here
>>703592222
Just won the quadtery? He'll just buy us a starbucks.
im looking for Sarah Conor. has anyone seen her?
>>703592410
Yeah. Why?
To the guy who's been eating my sandwiches. Just so you know I jerked off in today's. Hope you like special sauce
Hi, I'm new here. Do you want to know my name?
>>703592410
Try HR new guy.
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>>703592500
No.
>>703592479
Can all you faggots shut up, Trying to play Warcraft over here.
>>703592500
I swear to god ill punch you in the face right now if it starts with any letter A-j.
OMG.. a plane just hit 5 stories below us!
>>703592645
It's Hugh Mungus.
Did you hear that sandy finally asked tom about whether they should meet up with sarah because of her new proposal towards eric about richard's party next month?
>>703592644
Can you send me some gold?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STAPLER
>>703592765
Thank God we're all the way up here.
>>703592500
Fuck off and get me a coffee you faggot
>>703592772
Wait, who's banging?
Hey guyz...i sent a group email to the entire office...lol...check it out,
>>703592870
>>703592900
>>703592911
>>703592965
>>703592969
WEAPONIZED AUTISIM
Delivery of a 40 lbs of rape in a box for Hugh Mungus
Where do I find mr Hugh Mungus?
>>703591130
>>703591394
>>703591487
>>703591536
>>703591590
>>703591827
>>703591967
>>703592772
....imma shoot up this whole place tomorrow I swear...
>>703589427
GUYS WHY IS THE WIFI DOWN, IM TRYINGTO WATCH THE PARALYMPICS
>>703592969
Steve, is this your dick?
>>703592856
>When co-fag asks for gold
>>703592969
Bill fuck you I told you a thousand times to not send group emails. Nobody cares about your faggotry stuff
>>703592460
dont worry about it
>>703592565
thank you
>>703592969
Haha well memed friendo!
>>703593103
right here chief I'll sign for that
I need 40 lbs because I buy it in bulk
>>703592969
Goddamnit Steve we don't want to see a picture of your pet hamsters dick
>>703593141
Have you tried to turn it off and on again?
-IT-
>>703593164
......maybe
THOMAS! THOMAS.. GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH
Time for breakfast. Anyone want in on this nutritious beverage?
Nectar of the gods, this is.
Hi, I'm Rick, the new GM.. Hope you guys don't mind working late Saturday :):)
>>703593318
How do I do that? Steve normally does IT.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE IT GUY?! I CAN'T LOG INTO MY BRAZZERS ACCOUNT!!!
>>703593408
GM? what is this a fucking dungeons and dragons game?
NEEEEEERD
>>703593377
you are why we kill the humans
>>703593350
HEY KEN! HAVE YOU SEEN TIM. THAT PIECE OF SHIT IS FUCKED UP THE HAGGEN ACCOUNT!!
>>703593473
Brazzers is NSFW it is blocked
-IT-
>>703593377
>>703593350
Thomas is in HR, down the hall.
>>703593408
Hey Rick! I'm going to pass but thanks!
>>703593408
Fuck you Rick, you inaudible cunt, I'd rather stick my dick in a fucking wasp hive
>>703593415
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-IT-
>>703593490
What's your name buddy? I'm reprimanding you!
>>703593521
He said something about 4:20 and went to the stairwell.
>>703593529
Let's beat the shit out of the Tech guy for blocking brazzers
>microwaves fish, eats tuna salad
>takes major dump in toilet
>whole place reeks of fish and shit
>>703593529
Everything was way more fun before you got here Steve, Fuck you
-Accounting-
>>703593635
GUYS THE IT GUY IS SPEAKING ARABIC, I THINK HE'S A TERRORIST!
>>703593588
>>703593587
Both of you. My office.
>Now
>>703593644
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO!?!?
>>703593644
I'm Mike Cunt, call HR and ask
and I'm not your friend, buddy
>>703593718
>>703593492
There's a sensitivity meeting on Thursday. You might want to stop by.
>>703592771
Humongous what... says SJW feminist seattle-inhabiting pseudo-reporter
>>703593805
I'll be there
>>703593764
Mike get in my Office Now!
-CEO-
>>703593777
Yeah ok cunt boii. Rick the GM doesn't give a fuck. I'll fire that ass with the quickness
I seem to be on the wrong floor, can someone help me?
>>703593764
Haha! I'm actually done for the day, but it was great meeting you! See you Monday!
>>703593926
>Yes boss?
>>703593805
Pam already took the sensitivity meeting. She has the most sensitive nipples ever
There's 3g of ricin mixed in the coffee sugar
Just letting all of you know that we have a mandatory staff meeting tomorrow at 3. Hope to see you there. -Muhammad
Anyone mind if I turn up my salsa music? No?
>>703593686
Oh shit. That nigger sparking a blunt without me? That mother fucking piece of shit!
>>703593635
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>>703589427
TPS REPORTS!
>>703594044
Robot: Power Down.
>>703594007
Are you a fucking Nigger?!
Working at a average job like this?!
How the fuck did you get here! Did you steal someones life you stupid nigger?!
"Alright Gentlemen and token gender diversity lady who has a feminine penis, we all know why we're all gathered here right now. Monday has already begun in a large portion of the world, and we here at Anoncorp Inc. don't believe in common misconceptions like the idea that the workday begins the same day that it starts. I'm here at my desk ready to go at 11:33PM Sunday night, and you know what? I want to wish you all another happy Monday. Now get to work faggots!"
Reply to this post or your mother gets demoted in her sleep.
>>703594031
My office, now!
>>703593961
Staff room is down the hall to the left. Don't touch Tyrone's lunch.
>>703594143
"Email Deleted"
GUYS, LOOK OUT THE WINDOW WHAT IS THAT
>>703594044
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>>703594124
>No boss I'm just trying to make a living.. It's hard out here for a pimp.
>>703594197
>>703594229
A million dollar view, you Jew bitch.
DID YOU SEE THAT THING ON TV WHERE IT WAS LIKE WOOOOOM BAM KABAM BOOM BLAH BLOOAODGHHGAHDIGAIETUOIAEUTOIUAETOIUEOAITUOIEAUTOIAEUTOIUETAOIU
THEN THEY HAD FOOTBALL AND WE WON
WE WON
WE WON
WE WON
WE WON
WE WON AT FOOTBAL
WE WON THE FOOTBAL GAME
WE WON THE FOOOTBAL GAME
DID YOU SEE THAT OTHER THING ON TV?
\
Did anyone else get a memo today?
>>703594229
glad i dont work there
Everybody get the fuck down!
>>703594349
Huh?
>>703594349
go ahead. make my day
>>703594349
no! you get down!!!
>>703594349
You know who likes to get down?
Your fucking mom going down on my cock. Now sit the fuck down and work like the mindless drone you're suppose to be
>>703591770
kek
>>703593377
Brendan Ostbo?
>>703594349
this is my office pal
>>703594349
Hey let's sing a song!
>>703594562
GUYS ??!!! Who sealed the glory hole on the bathroom? I swear this is why we can't have nice things
FUCK
>>703594528
really good movie.
>>703594629
What movie ?
I made extras in case anybody's hungry
>>703594697
Falling down, read the filename
>>703594605
DID YOU HGHGHGAHDKDAGHIADGUIDAUGIAUDOAISUIHGiadhgiah THE FOOTBALL GAME?
wOOOOOOOOOO
WOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOw
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WOWOOWOWOWO TV TV TV TV TV TV
>>703594697
${filename} you retard
>>703594697
idiot.
>>703594697
Falling Down
>>703594271
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>>703594602
>>703589427
Guys I can't make it to cheese pizza Mondays so um... save some for alright.
>>703594726
No thanks, I'm good.
>>703594892
No go away
>>703594905
Haha cookies on dowels
>>703594225
"Tyrone, you know it's against company policy to delete emails. Every time you delete an email, a Jew gets their gold. Undelete that email and archive it properly this instant."
Reply to this post or your mother dreams of black cock in her sleep.
>>703594814
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>>703594986
Sit down, Birdman!
Yes i think i can be a valuable asset to your company. Graduated top of my class with my major in shit posting.
Hello
>>703595061
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>>703595169
You get that thing I sent ya?
>>703595027
Deleting emails is not against any policy, shit lord. You sound like a racist xenosphobic sexiphobic homophbic islamophobic piece of deplorable SHIT!!!! WHAT FUCKING DIFFERENTCE DOES IT MAKE??
>>703595315
Do I know you?
>>703595409
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Why dont they just switch to Apple? I never have these problems at home.
Blowjob monday is awesome
>A coffee, Ben?
>Strong and black, just like my peenus weenus, darlin'.
>>703595490
Why don't you lick my balls?
>>703595490
see you at 6, i'm going to break your fuckin' apple
>>703595418
I can't say that we've met before.
Drink?
>>703595409
> wipe the server, with what, a cloth?
>>703595570
after that we can go for coffe.
>>703595490
>Why dont they just switch to Apple?
Because we're not a gay company. If you want to suck cock do it on your free time
-IT-
shit guys, come at my live tonight
>>703595591
Got my kekkles flowin
>>703595571
You got any tallboys?
>>703595333
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>>703595409
"Tyrone, you just got your black ass fired. Lucky for you, a new position just opened up, it's directly in front of me on your knees learning how to serve a real man. Does that interest you or will you be not feeding your children again tonight assuming you remember which are yours?"
Reply to this post or your mother replies to this post.
This job sucks. Is it 5:00 yet?
>>703595947
It's 8:15, get back to work you degenerate.
>>703595947
I'm sure it's 5:00 somewhere in the world
>>703595892
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>>703595892
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psss squidward
Guys calm the fuck down. I'm trying to make this sale.
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>>703596355
I JUST GOT ANOTHER CHECK! YES!
>>703596391
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Fucking machines taking over the office
>>703596355
why you doesn't come here girl?
>>703596581
may i fuck them?
>>703596704
goddamnit
>>703596506
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>>703596581
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>>703596818
ctrl+alt+del
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>>703597033
>shutdown
>>703595777
Xander Crews
>>703597047
Do I have to call THE motherfucking doctor?
>Mondays
>Work days without birthday cake
>Italian restaurant down the street has 45 minute wait to seat me
GET IN /b/rothers
https://discord.gg/0idl0SAiWVrzKMLz
https://discord.gg/0idl0SAiWVrzKMLz
https://discord.gg/0idl0SAiWVrzKMLz
>>703597393
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>>703597590
whats in there
>>703589427
somebody call the IT guy, the printer isn't working again
>>703598048
This >>703597656 is the only printer that needs fixing
>>703598200
i don't speak nintendo
Who the fuck is calling me/
Hey guys did you hear? Jim has got it bad for Pam. ;)
>>703598430
What? No! Jim said he liked me when we were fu..um..nevermind.
>>703593777
and im not your buddy, guy!
>>703598328
Fuck someones looking for me
>>703591971
Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
*looks around to make sure no one is looking*
*drinks out of flask*
Hi, I'm from the copier repair company, I'm here to fix the roller on the HR copier, can you point me in the right direction?
>>703589427
No.
>>703589427
Salam alaikum, infidel- I mean, coworkers!
The next set of even dubs will detonate my bomb. Only odd dubs can defuse it.
>>703591487
Dude fuck you lmao Holy shit
>>703599113
Oh shit nigga take that outside
>>703589427
>goes into kitchen to make coffee
>there are people in there chatting and generally in the way
>try again in 15 minutes
>>703599113
I will give you 70 virgins and 12 goats if you can defuse your own bomb in under 30 seconds, but you cannot, because even all of the might of allah is incapable of such a feat.
>>703599199
Ayyy thanks dude >>703599113
Where's security when you need them?
Have a good life fellas!
>>703599054
OH yeah its right over
Who's running the front desk?
>>703592347
Kek on Dwight
>>703599347
Mark said he'd handle that today but I ahvent seen him
Front desk here. How can I help you?
>>703599327
Thanks. I'll just be a few minutes, I don't want to keep you guys from your work.
>>703592638
Underrated kek
Who the fuck called hookers to work?
>>703599416
Marks out sick, I'm from the temp agency... >>703599433
>>703599539
Why is my wife here? Did she get hired, or something?
>>703599433
>>703599270
Goodbye. See you on the other side lad
>>703599461
QUICK SOMEONE LOCK HIM IN THE CLOSET!
>>703599433
I've been dispatched from the county police station, we have reports of a man posing as an employee of a copier repair company swapping out HDDs of HR copiers and using the thousands of photocopied driver's licenses, birth certificates, and passports to steal identities, you haven't had anyone like that through here have you?
>>703599598
Been looking for that gif for awhile now thank you bbygirl
Oops, wrong building.
>>703599656
He didn't sign in with me, no keycard, no leave... Jackass
Ugh, the AC here is too cold
>>703599266
God fucking damn it, you killed us all, Jerry.
>>703599933
>>703599679
Nope we have not officer
>>703600059
I'm sorry, we received a call from this office, are you telling me that your company has been intentionally abusing the 911 system?
ALLAHU AKBAR, I AM BACK
Only trips can defuse my bomb! Dubs detonate! Muhamhahahahahad
>>703600162
ARE YOU DETAINING US? I'M RECORDING SO TRY ME YOU FASCIST PIGS!
>>703600162
C-certainly not officer
Is the cop gone?
>>703599943
Fuck you too Colin you Canadian fucking bitch
Hey guys, look what I found on Nicks flashdrive
>>703600773
That's my daughter!
>>703600867
That's my wife's daughter!
>>703599679
N..n...n...no sir n..n..nothing like that here, but go check PolCorp two floors are up, I hear shady things about them
[Muffled Sieg Heils coming from two floors above]
The representative from Japan is here. Think she's down for a little "cultural exchange"?
>>703601762
THAT'S SEXUAL HARRASSMENT! YOU BETTER GET READY FOR THE PAIN TRAIN!
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER!!
-Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
Hello,i'm new here. You know,it's been tought to get a job here.Started in brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of 1 billion dollars.
>>703602215
Trump is that you?
>>703601055
>>703600867
But how can you recognize her when it's only her ass?
>>703601762
Depends... does she watch jojo?
Oh shit daddy got busted
>>703602215
nice memez dubs
>>703594602
What a fucking beta cunt ass bitch nigga
>>703589427
Which of you office servitors is known as Theodore Howards of Human Resources? I demand to speak with you in person.
*sneezes loudly*
What the FUCK do you mean you can't do your job Pajeet? Transfer me to the USA you fucking Pooloo piece of shit.
>>703604419
I'm Ted. Waddya what now tin man?
>>703600773
Sauce?
>>703605585
I have come to inform you that the maintance ritual for the photo coping device is complete. After speaking with it's machine spirit, you won't be experiencing issues in the near future.
So I had mexican food last night and... long story short, shitter's clogged again. Sorry guys.
>>703606133
Jésus, how many times must you do this to us?
Oh for fuck's sakes. Damn vending machine ate my dollar. I just wanted a fucking pepsi
>>703605915
Nicks flash drive. Damn it Steve, cant you read? That's supposed to be your job!
>>703606628
Hey, leave him alone. It's not Steve's fault for being dyslexic. Rather, it's his mother's fault for not swallowing.
Oh boy, can't wait to cash all of those ones and zeros in this thread in for some cp. keep bumping this so I have plenty of time.
