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ITT: Post your secrets
>>703586823
my cars friend tried to mom me in the finger of my back
i'm gay but i can't tell my gf of 5 years
All I want is to be double penetrated with a dick in my mouth, by hot dudes with big cocks. It's the only porn I can get off to besides rape and throat fucking. I can't tell my boyfriend and it'll never happen unless I go cheat on him, and I'd probably get an std and feel horrible after.
>>703587317
are you a m or f?
I sniff my little sisters panties while I touch myself. I'm a girl.
>>703587377
Girl.
>>703587537
How old is your sister??
>>703587590
i see, are you hot?... why will it never happen? have u asked him if he would be into it? what makes u want this so much?
>>703587537
how old are you? have u ever been with a girl before?
>>703587317
the std issue can be avoided pretty easily, but the feeling horrible? probably
pretty common fantasy tbh. ever mentioned it to the bf before? even if he's not that into it, he might be willing to if you trade it for an ffm threesome
>>703587537
ever wear them while you touch yourself and then put them back in her drawer?
>>703587746
pics you slut. and of your sister
>>703587904
I'm 19 in December. and no, I don't know how to initiate lesbian stuff. I think about it all the time though. I know she's bisexual, too. I feel like just asking her outright to fuck me.
still hung up on an ex from 5+ years ago
I've been hearing voices for 3 months but I don't want to tell my mom because her father had schizophrenia and killed himself when she was 14.
>>703588077
do u think you're bi too? what would u want to do with a girl?
>>703588077
do you live together? if so, just set it up so that she walks in on you fapping, or 'accidentally' leave a browser window open with some lesbian porn or similar. gauge her reaction and work from there.
I still love you, I wish I could be the friend you wanted after we broke up but I loved you too much so I had to cut you off. It was better for both of us that you just think me a jackass. I'm so sorry, I love you.
>>703587317
My g/f did this before we met. Still gets to me. Dunno if I can marry her because of it. Fucking whore.
>>703588225
u should anon so that you can get help. theres lot out there and it can be controlled. also it can be hereditary and you should tell her asap so it doesn't get worse and something bad doesn't happen...
>>703588225
How old are you anon? Entertain the idea that we can work something out to get you a script (provided you want it) without your mom knowing.
I'm a guy I sexted with my brother on a gay hookup site
>>703588360
what did she do? how do u know?
Emma Watson asked me if I love her, but I didn't found the answer; I wish myself to have AIDS and cancer, but I already do.
I jerk off to pictures of girls i went to school with that i took without their permission
>>703588450
I'm 18, but I'm currently living at home till I transfer out of community college into a 4 year school. How would I get a script without her knowledge?
I want to cheat over my sexless relationship
>>703588835
Go to the doctor and ask them what the rules on confidentiality are. They will explain to you and you can decide if you want to talk more
I've helped 3 ex gfs get fucked by a friends dog
>>703587849
Idk, you tell me. Sorry for the awkward pic I'm in the hospital. And he is too jealous and would probably throw up if he saw another penis in person. I won't cheat on him, in any case.
>>703587914
How could it be avoided? I mean condoms, obviously, but I'm not gonna put one in my mouth. And I've tried asking if he wants to bring another girl home. He doesn't.
I look at the social media profiles of hot girls from my school and look for pictures with their feet.
I want more nutshack episodes.
>>703588077
have u ever tried complimenting a girl to see what her reaction is? what about hooking up with a guy and getting him to find a girl to bring in on it to get yourself some pussy to lick?
>>703588360
Get over it
>>703589032
It's popular to fuck a dog?
>>703589095
Forgot pic
>>703589095
what pic? ive had 4 mmf threesomes and 1 mmmf.ill give u some details if u want kik me: loverofallover
>>703589181
More girls than you realise have tried stuff when they were younger. Mostly licking their pussy by the family dog.
>>703589257
timestamp fag
>>703589409
It's true. I let my dog and my aunt's dog lick my pussy when I was like 13. Not really proud of it tbh
>>703589257
Tell him your fetish. My gf was in the same position and we have find our way
>>703589257
>>703589095
>20160827
going to need a timestamp rather than an old pic anon
aside from condoms, just dont put an ad up on craigslist and fuck the first guy who replies. There are a lot of guys into that shit who'd be happy to take or show a recent std test. if you're hooking up on something like fetlife it's completely expected.
>>703589525
christine?
>>703589441
I don't see a pen and paper lying around anywhere. Also I don't care if you believe it's really me or not.
Once when I was a teenager I had to share the bed with my mother during a trip. I woke up during the night with the biggest erection I'd ever had and my mom's tit in my hand.
She takes pills to sleep so I just... masturbate while touching my mom's tits.
>mfw after cumming I remembered my mom said she didn't have any pill for that night
>>703589525
Didn't you enjoy it? Never been tempted to try it again since?
All the girls I've opened up to have tried it when they were younger and always wanted to try it again but we're too worried about silly stuff.
>>703589672
Nope
>>703588835
There are a number of anti-psychotic medications that work for one thing, and are able to be prescribed to treat something else entirely. Whether or not that would work for--what is, at worst, schizophrenia, and is, at best, chronic auditory hallucinations--I couldn't say. Whether or not that would be relevant depends on a lot of different things. If this is a real problem, and not just bait, you should be able to get whatever you need to live a life like anyone else, and there might be a way to do it without causing your mother any undue distress.
Don't give specifics, but what's your medical insurance situation like? Are you covered under your parent(s), government insurance, or are you not covered?
Though, I guess I'm sort of jumping the gun here anyway--how seriously have you thought through what her reaction would be if you were to say that you wanted to see a Psychiatrist?
>>703588835
where are you at?
I know some confidential psychs who'd help but only in a few states
>>703589588
what did u guys do? what did she say to you to tell you and what was your reaction?
I'm currently living with my little sister and were in a romantic/sexual relationship. We tell everyone were married and even have a kid together. No one knows we're related.
>>703589765
shame, haven't seen her for ages.
you're definitely not alone in that case.
>>703589752
No, I'm kinda grossed out by the memory. Not into animals at all. I just wanted to know what it felt like to have my pussy licked, I guess.
When I eat a couple of spoons of blackberries, and then going to drink some water, the water feels sweet like sugar.
My bf pressures me into things I do not want to do, and now its leading up to sex, and im worried i wont be good enough for him
>>703589752
did u try it? how did it happen?
>>703589934
what do your parents and family think? is your kid fucked?
>>703590003
what kind of sex things?
>>703590003
post a pic and we'll evaluate you (no charge)
what kind of pressure/things? does he react badly if you're reluctant and say no, or do you just go along with it and not tell him how you feel?
>>703589257
you're hot. I'm sure you could find some guys to do that. how would u want them to fuck you? where would u want them to cum?
>>703590024
I'm the guy who helped his ex gfs.
Tried shit loads with them, though.
>>703590124
Parents are dead and we dont have any other family. Kid is perfectly healthy, nothing wrong with her in the slightest.
>>703589959
You should try it again, cast aside any feelings of being grossed out. The dog is doing it because he knows your enjoying it and if it feels good, why be grossed out?
I have a really bad secret /b/...
>>703589690
this is a man
>>703589959
did it feel good? did u cum? did u want his cock in you too?
I'm batman.
>>703587277
You would feel immense freedom if you told her. It will suck in the short run, but life's all about getting through shitty short term shit for a greater long term reward. You and her will both move on and grow from the experience. Really, all you're doing is preventing her from finding happiness with someone who can love her back.
I used to lust after my stepdaughter. I would take her panties she left on the bathroom floor and chew the nasty crotch and fap. I used to listen to her fucking guys in the next room and fap. I downloaded nudes she sent her bf and I would fap to them also. My wife never knew about any of this.I'm glad to be divorced and away from that toxic situation.
>>703587277
how is the sex with her? how long have u known ur gay? would having a mmf with her help?
>>703589805
As of right now I'm under my mothers insurance. I honestly have no clue how she'd react if I told her. I never knew about my grandfather until about a year ago. She'd never mentioned him once my whole life. My dad owns a lot of guns and I know she hates them because her dad killed himself. She's the type of person to overly react or completely brush something off, sort of like denial. If I knew how she'd react I would tell her but I just don't know what she'll do
>>703590514
Spill it.
I'm white and like an Eazy E song
>>703590429
not the anon you're replying to.
being turned on by taboo things in theory doesn't mean you're going to like them in practice. it's really common to get off on shit (incest, rape, beast, hardcore bdsm, whatever) that would disgust you if it happened in real life
after you try it and find out it's not for you it can kind of ruin the taboo fantasy side as well.
I put mustard on sausage.
>>703589823
I live in Tennessee
>>703590854
thats not a secret you silly
>>703590741
Every morning...I break my legs
Every afternoon I break my arms.
At night. God. The night. I fucking lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
>>703590854
YOU BASTARD
I'LL BET YOU EAT SAUERKRAUT TOO
>>703590887
Same
My girlfriend lives with her two sisters, just themselves. They are 19, 20, and 24. My girlfriend is the 20 year old. When they arent home I use my key to the place to go in and jerk off using their panties, and bras, I then bust a nut on a clean pair of panties so one day they were it and I know my cum is touching their pussy.
Its weird but I never use my girlfriends panties, in comparison her pussy smells terrible. The oldests smells the best, she is a virgin, and the youngest is a little whore.
Sometimes I cum in lotion, on their toothbrush, drinks, food. Ect. I find it hot to think of them rubbing my cum on themselves, or consuming it.
>>703590974
You poor bastards.
>>703590930
No one is around to see it tho
>>703590943
poor fish );
>>703591041
does the underwear smell like their pussys? are they hot?
>>703591041
>>703590562
I know that feel, bro.
I don't have secrets. I tell my girlfriend everything.
>>703591282
whats this and who's small dick is that?
>>703591282
she's hot! more
>>703591248
I jerk off with their dirty panties. They are all 8/10 to be honest. Hot with and without make up, all kind of similar looking.
>>703590887
sorry anon, don't know anybody around there.
at your age it's probably a good idea to talk to somebody soon, though. schizophrenia can change over time and the earlier you learn techniques to manage it or get some drugs to help, the easier it'll be later on.
Your mom might react badly, but if she found out you'd been hiding it from her (and odds are, one day she will) she'll probably react pretty badly then too. Hiding it doesn't help anybody long term.
I just started my first job. I have severe social anxiety and feel like I can't do this. I want to fucking die and it is making me stressed out to where I'm physically ill and have been throwing up. I want to quit but I can't.
I fap to Facebook pictures of a poly chick I know who's pregnant by one of her bfs. I imagine both her guys fucking and cumming in her with the one dude's baby brewing in her uterus. They posted pics to Facebook of both guys hugging her belly from behind. So fucking horny right now.
I'm obsessed with traps. I really want to get fucked by one, suck her and swallow the cum. I don't even care if people think it's gay. (Don't like men so not gay)
>>703591480
ever thought about trying to get help for the anxiety? what type of job?
>>703591553
is she hot? post a pic?
>>703591466
Pantie discharge is loaded with pheromones
>>703591607
100% gay
>>703586823
I had an abortion when I was seventeen
>>703590887
Anon, it seems like >>703590974 might be able to hook you up. You know anything about the insurance plan you're under right now?
that's some medical-grade anxiety you've got there anon. what's the job and how old?
if you live in aus I can offer very specific advice to help, if you're somewhere else I can offer general
>>703591466
wow that s great. got any pics?
>>703591688
She's not hot. She's nerdy. I've always had a thing for her even before she got hooked up in a poly relationship, but I must fap from afar.
>>703591635
I used to go to therapy but stopped bc I felt like it wasn't working for me, and I can't open up to even a therapist.
I take 4 medications but I don't feel like there's a difference either.
I work in fast food currently, as a cook. You constantly have to talk to coworkers but I don't and the lack of communication could fuck up things. I just don't want to do it anymore.
>>703590943
Tragic
>>703591466
do the panties smell better depending on how long hteyve been in the laundry for? or depending on what they did while they were using them? do they ever smell bad and kill your boner?
>>703591835
still they prob have crazy sex all the time. thats hot in itself.. any chance u could get in there and make her airtight?
I love my ex dearly and resent but love my current gf of 5 years and recently my ex confessed her love to me and I'm in a shit spot with no one to tell.
>>703591901
download an app called mind shift. it might have some suggestions for anxiety
>>703586823
My wife convinced me to have a second kid even though I didn't really want to. He was born last year shortly after I watched a stranger shoot his ex girlfriend in the parking lot of where I worked. The day that I returned from leave, a co worker died from heart failure. I was threatened with termination so in December I gave my notice and got all of my saved vacation time in one lump check. I spent most of that check on weed. I've yelled at, squeezed, and seriously considered hurting my youngest child. For about a year, all I could focus on was watching that woman die. I'm at the hospital with my youngest to see if there's anything inside his lungs from when he choked on food this morning. I say in the stairwell and cried like a bitch for half an hour while my wife stayed with him for a bit. I'm somewhere between wanting him to be OK and wanting myself to be dead.
>>703592016
fuck them both and don't tell anyone.
>>703591997
I'm married and my wife knows them, not bloody likely. If I were single I'd totally pursue her.
I convinced my ex gf to finger her younger sister
>>703591913
I have no idea how long they have been there, or what they were doing in them. My girlfriends I can't even fap to, its disgusting.
>>703591748
Basically nothing. I'm positive it's good though considering my parents work pretty high up in healthcare. Is it possible to get drugs on her insurance without them knowing?
Sometimes I post fake information in data mining threads
>>703592161
Maybe if I didn't have crippling anxiety lmao
I'm a nurse(male) in a hospital. Most hospitals are understaffed and our mine was no exception. About 8 years ago we hired a nurse, another guy. He seemed cool and he usually worked the late shifts with me which was good because we had almost no body to cover those hours. One night on break we got to talking about our sex lives. I admitted I was in a bit of a dry spell. To much time at work to really date and all. He made some small talk back about dating but then his face got real serious and he said your a cool dude I like you , so have you ever considered spending time with with some of the patients in the convalesnant wing (coma wing). I was confused and told him I did my work in that wing fast and got out like everyone else. He said no I mean "spending time" with a female patient. Alone. I laughed since I thought he was joking but admitted yea sometimes I thought about it. He asked if I ever did anything. I felt like I could trust him and would deny it anyway if it ever came up so I told him about the time I came to work a little drunk and fondled the boobs of a really busty patient who'd been in a car wreck and coma for six months. I asked him if he ever had. He smirked at me and asked me if I'd seen the 19 year old who had a series of seizures and was unresponsive. She had just come in a few days before. I said yea the blonde he then said the words that would change my life. He said he had sex with her twice already. I called bullshit of course but he was insisting he was serious. We did a bunch of talking and came up with plans to always take the late shifts when possible and one of us always try to be shift supervisor that night. And we always volunteered to cover other duties in the convalesnant wing. 8 years later and we have had sex with probably hundreds of patients. Our hospital doesn't do long term care for comas it's a transitional type of wing to give them time to see if there will be improvement. So we always have fresh inventory.
>>703588225
>>703588835
>>703589805
This might be the best and easiest thing to do: >>703588960 It shouldn't be difficult to figure out what your options are as long as you have an idea of what your insurance plan is like--a lot of plans fully cover psychological services.
The only issue would be if it shows up in documentation, and even then you should be able to skirt around the issue until you know the best way to sort your situation out. In the long run, it's probably better to lay it out with your mother at some point.
In my opinion, it's more important to see if you can get some sort of treatment now, and you can deal with how she'd react later. In spite of her experiences, your mother would probably prefer that you get what you need, rather that try and do something for her sake, at your expense.
>>703592313
why cuz your gf smell bad and her sisters' smell good? does your gf's pussy smell like her panties do?
I'm kind of a pedophile. i like girls from 11 to adults. i want professional help but those people are nuts, they have a lot of issues besides that and the amount of self hate and delusion is amazing. I'm not a monster. i know people that young can't consent and aren't interested in any of that
i get depressed everytime think about how I'll have to deal with this my whole life. you have no idea of how lucky you are
I love my significant other, but I'm not in love with them.
>>703589032
Everytime with this shit
>>703592975
did u act on it? if not then you're not a ped
I used to be friends with a couple but stopped talking to them for a while til his wife started working at Applebee's I visit after work for dollar zigrnback. Started talking one night to her after her shift and she kept wining how he just couldn't "make her happy". Went to drop her off at her place but immediately turned around and went to mine. We fucked for a couple hours til she had to head home before her husband came home. Every other week she comes over now and I've been busting in her recently. She just took a paternal test and she's pregnant. She's keeping the baby would won't dare utter a word to her husband. Gonna be fucked up when she has a white baby and her husband is Mexican
I fucked my brothers gf whilst he was asleep upstairs
>>703592657
this has to be bait... but it rustled my jimmies enough to say "wow that's fucked"
>>703592824
Pussy smells fine, i eat her out all the time. Love to 69, and have her amazing thighs squeeze my face at the same time, but her panties don't turn me on at all when I smell them.
>>703586823
the pain of shitting gives me a boner
>>703593153
I'm not a molester anon. but the attraction is there and it will never go away. i don't know what's wrong with me
>>703592329
I'm the guy who posted the original question.
It's feasible. I'm not absolutely sure on the billing, but if confidentiality is the biggest thing, I'm fairly certain that they don't list specifics in the bill. They may list whatever psychological service you go through, but I'd assume it's general (Someone with firsthand experience should chime in). It's almost guaranteed that psych stuff would be covered under your plan. If it's only reported in a general way, you could (and I'm not going to advocate lying) say that you'd like to see somebody.
I'd put some calls into different psychiatrists. If you do a little legwork, and see if you can find a bill for your parents' insurance, or make a direct call to the company, you should get almost all the information you'd need.
>>703593345
It's not bait. I'm op. Working in the medical field really dulls your empathy. You see what people do to themselves and each other everyday and you kinda accept that's how humanity is. The girls I have sex with aren't girls or even people to me. They are more like living sex toys. It's terrible to say I know but I never once have felt bad.
>>703593595
condoms y/n
>>703589119
Same
>>703590308
Well then it's fine, have a good life
>>703593394
ah i see. well her sister do prob because they are the "forbidden fruit" and hers don't because u can lick that pussy whenev u want...
>>703593882
do they ever get pregnant? do u have any pics of their pussys?
>>703593882
Seems like a bad idea, surely they can still get pregnant. If one does they're gonna realise someone fucked her, and that it was most likely staff
>>703593882
I call bait.
>>703593882
kek
good work getting riddled with stds anon
>>703593668
Usually yes for convenience but I bust in all of them raw at least once usually more. I can bathe and clean them up after and mix in what drugs I need for pregnancy prevention before hand. But I opt for the oral a lot because it's way easier to clean no risk or preg and I Can pop in to do it more than once a night.
>>703593882
That's not me
i raped a friend and got away with it
Im a 23 yr old male diaper fetishist. Im laying in bed in just a diaper and a tshirt watching a movie.
>>703586823
I'm going to take over the world.
>>703594238
then use a trip for these things
its one of the few times tripfagging is ok
>>703593570
Thanks anon, I'll get around to looking into this tomorrow and hopefully soon be able to tell my mom.
>>703594147
what's your youngest? oldest?
>>703594238
No, it's me
>>703586823
Although I'm a seemingly "classy" guy I'm a giant dickhead and takes advantage of almost everyone and I get what I want.
nutted for a 9yo on omegle tonight, first time i've blasted for sub12, a real drainer as well. She was impressed.
I used to jack off in high school alot during my sophomore and junior year. Hell there were times i would jack off in class to the girl sitting in front of me with a big ass coat on to hide the motions. Was pretty retarded in hindsight but i never got caught which is lucky for how often i did it
>>703586823
I got my bf's gf pregnant
>>703594859
...dude
>>703586823
I'm not in love with my Girlfriend anymore and I just keep trailing her for free shit until I have enough money to leave her by leaving the city
>>703594460
The oldest was a 67 year old stroke victim. Had a severe stroke no one found her for days. She never regained consciousness. She reminded me of a college professor I had so I went for it. Was an ok expierience. Pussy was better than I thought. She didn't really have boobs but what little she did have still had wrinkles. The younger in willing to admit to and talk about was a 13 yr old. Her dad crashed an atv with her in the back no helmet. Her whole head and face were a purple mash of twisted flesh but her body ( besides a few bruises) was pristine. She had nice c cups a smooth flat stomach and firm ass. Hers was one of the tightest pussies I ever had. I loved and hated cumming with her I loved how it felt but hated it was over. She died 6 weeks after arriving but I wasn't on shift.
>>703594859
I was that 9 year old, very impressive indeed.
>>703592657
do you clean their pussy afterward or cum outside?
>>703595301
underage b&
>>703595344
Sometimes one sometimes the other. Sometimes I use there mouths.
>>703591607
If you wanted to fuck a trap in the face or ass, I could back you up on the perhaps not so gay part, but if you want to suck a dick and swallow cum, you are actually gay. Or bi perhaps, but you like cock, so, yeah...
>>703594432
Good. Your well-being should come first.
The stigma for something like that can be bad, but it doesn't make you different from anyone else. Everybody has their demons, anon.
>>703595434
It was a while ago now.....gallons of man goo
>>703591720
I've got some spare time, want another one?
Also, my secret is that even though I'm happy enough with my gf, she isn't as dirty/kinky as I need so I've been fucking a whole string of the nastiest sluts I can find, I've found we're actually getting along really well and when I feel like some regular, straight in the vag fucking, she's always reliable. Best decision I ever made, even though she'd never be able to handle it if she found out.
I'm about to have a baby and I masturbated in the hospital restroom, right by the nursing room during my wife's labor. I feel like a bag of shit.
>>703595476
how do you clean the inside of their cunt? its bound to leave a puddle afterward if not cleaned right?
>>703595799
I give them a complete bath. I also use douche kits to clean the bargain completely out. The sheets get tossed into a giant laundry basket.
>>703595273
things that never happened
>>703596241
yup
Im still in love with three women who are not my wife. One is a total stoner and probably doesnt remember me. One is struggling in her relationship and likely doesnt think about our short history. The third, I don't even know if she is alive (I think so(i hope so)). Yet almost every day I think of one of them and wonder if one is thinking of me.
>>703586823
I sold some classified information to the soviets back in 1972, still got a lot of that money
>>703595756
your not you have to wait there for hours for a shitty kid still though
I'm so fucking depressed. My medications don't work, therapy doesn't work. There's nothing for me here.
I fell in love with a guy i worked with and he had feelings for me, its been a year since ive talked to him and i just heard he got a gf. theres this guy that likes me and he actually really sweet and funny. I go for it. It was nice for about a week until i heard the guy i fell for wished his gf was me..idk what to do bc ik i will only love him and look for him in other guys, and the only reason why we arent together is bc of my age. (im legal)
>>703595756
wash your hands or risk bathing your newborn in the bodies of his unborn brothers and sisters
>>703596951
r u hot? post a pic of yourself so we can see
>>703595273
>The younger im willing to admit to and talk about
no need to talk about it, just give us a number - how low?
>>703595273
You're fucking sick.
>>703596951
picture?
>>703595273
bullshit... a 13 year old wouldnt be in the same hospital as a 67 year old... thats what childrens hospitals are for.
Lying faggot
I ate my first pussy when I was 8 years old. My bestfriends(at the time) 15 year old sister made me. (Meredith)
I sucked my first dick at 10 years old. Another bestfriends 14 year old brother told me we would both enjoy it. (Joey)
I had sex with a girl for the first time at 12. She was also 12. (Brynn)
I had sex with a boy for the first time when I was 14. He was 14 also. We took turns fucking each other. (Chris)
I'm 32 now and still talk to all four individuals.
>>703596487
I'm the same way. I am obsessed with the women of my life. They are so beautiful and I am just so listful for their beauty and beautiful bodies. It makes me feel like shit, but I can't help it.
>>703596487
Every day feels like I am drifting farther from who I am.
>>703597379
Implying every city and town has a children's hospital.
Hopefully yours has a school for 'special' kids.
>>703596487
I'm the same way. I am obsessed with the women of my life. They are so beautiful and I am just so listful for their beauty and beautiful bodies. It makes me feel like shit, but I can't help it. >>703596671
Thanks. That mAkes me feel a bit better?
>>703597425
It feels like you have a place in your heart for all of them but you not enough space in your life.
>>703595476
Now i know its bait.
>Coma
>Use mouth
>Breathing/Feeding tube
Not a real nurse and probably one sick fantasy.
>>703596487
>in love with 4 women
what are you casanova?
>>703588078
Because its taken so long, you probably only remember the good times.. Get the fuck over it anon! You are missing out on great New opertunities
I come to these threads only for QG
>>703586823
I once fapped while sitting in my snow-covered car on a 15 minute work break back when I was a kitchen cook a few years ago
good times
she sleeps here
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>>703597700
I don't understand this use of the word?
>>703588078
>relying on other people for personal happiness
>>703597735
what's your end game with that?
you have his contact details outside of here but don't use them, and here you say like 5 short sentences to him max before fucking off or going quiet.
you sure you're lurking these threads every day just to mostly ignore a guy who you could speak to far more easily?
>>703597613
implying there arent such things as ambulances to take kids from shitty towns without childrens hospitals to an appropriate facility for their care
>>703597918
He means you bought a new house.
Casa nova, get it?
>>703597735
QG?
>>703592657
Is your name Buck, and did you come here to fuck?
>>703587277
fucking coward kill your self
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>>703598186
Queef Games
>>703597695
>>703598062
We all know its a lie.
Stop being salty ass fags.
>>703597695
Not everyone is on s breathing tube some breaths on their own just fine
>>703587590
whore
>>703598050
Do you need an end game to click on this thread when you scroll past it? Life isn't a chess game.
>>703593303
How did you pull that out? He must be a heavy sleeper.
>>703598261
Its alright man.
Sucking dicks isn't a problem. Shit over half the people on /b/ are gay.
>>703586823
After wanking to the memories of childhood molestations I eat my own cum
I'm 2 years married and about to have a son. And this Venezuelan girl started working at the restaurant I work at. She has the most beautiful ass I have ever seen. Like the best ever. I think she flirts with me. I think it turns her on that I am having a kid. I know it's basic human instinct to be attracted to fertile humans. She has a tight stomach and perky boobs. She is also super nice and sweet.
I masturbated thinking about her. Fuck, I thought I would never Cheat on my wife, but if she initiated anything I wouldn't be able to help myself. That ass is fucking amazing. I wish I had photos :/
>>703592657
I would murder you faggot.
i've cheated on my military husband probably around 50 times. he came back from deployment in august and he doesn't know anything
and here
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>>703598626
with the same or different men? how do u meet them? how is the sex with them?
>>703596881
do you know why ?
Are you anxious ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDyvClUsCJU
>>703598626
kys now
Personally know someone who had this happen and he found out...
We were deployed to Afghanistan in 2011. He managed to make it home a couple of days early.
He was sitting on his couch waiting for his wife to come home from work when he heard the front door open and someone disarm the alarm...
(before his wife got off work)
Turns out it was the dude that had been fucking his wife the entire time we were deployed.
He was a great dude, married with 4 kids and it absolutely destroyed him.
>>703598626
You know the rules. Tits or gtfo
>>703598334
nobody used the word need m8, just querying the fact that those words do not at all match the actions.
'I just like the dangerous anonymous feeling' is an acceptable answer, as is 'I'm a hypocrite' or 'I just like stringing people along' or 'I cant bear to lose any shred of male attention because of my daddy issues.' it's the perfect thread for that shit
>>703598784
some were regular some were new, meet them online and at clubs. sex has been good or bad but the cheating feels great.
>>703598958
dont be upset
>>703597909
> I'll bite. Not close enough to me. Anyone?
>>703598626
hey again anon, haven't seen you for a while. back for some more hot abuse?
>>703598626
you need to fucking kill yourself, you guilty reptilian cunt
>>703586823
I cannot let it show but I'm fucking heartbroken and it makes me feel physically ill
>>703588002
underage b&
>>703599101
It was my way of saying there's no end game, I don't get anything out of 4chan. Do you? Do you leave 4chan feeling more satisfied than you were before? Regardless, though, I don't have daddy issues but I do have comparable attention issues, so you're not wrong.
>>703598667
> Now I'm really curious. Who's near Lubbock at this hr?
>>703587317
Kill yourself you stupid fucking bimbo
>>703594300
How did you get away with it? Did she not tell?
>>703597963
>making other people happy
I used to creep. Got caught by this one girls parents when they turned the back lights on. Her dad chases me but I was fast as fuck. Great story of anyone wants to hear it
>>703599188
real life would be better but yes
>>703599250
reptilian? lol
head here
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>>703599108
if youre gonna be a cheating whore thats one thing... but doing it while your husband is deployed is a whole nother level of fuckery... I sincerely hope he finds out and murders you
>>703599420
were you...
FAST AS FUK BOIIIIIIIIII?
>>703599420
story time
>>703597909
>>703598667
> underrated posts
>>703599108
totally understandable. he's prob gone far too long at a time... are you hot ? anything you only save to do with husband?
>>703599302
yep. 4chan provides a nice outlet that I cant find anywhere else in life. it scratches an itch.
but you're still ignoring the question - you say you join the threads just for one person, but you never really talk to that person. You just...like to be in the same thread as them but don't want to make contact?
and yeah, I remember your story and know all about the attention issues.
Just going off memory. No guarantee they're in the same places, but they haven't made the news so who knows?
>>703599108
Hmm, too bad you're not my wife. I'd love for her to cheat on me and come home with a pussy full of someone else's cum.
>>703599612
Yes his deployments are rather long...
unfortunately no :( id rate myself about a
I'm kind of fat, like 220lbs on a good week.
(pic related)
I've found most of the guys I fuck off CL posting in the casual encounters section. Its been mostly 50+year old guys.
I work at a university and I have a nice friend 8/10, on a friday we went out of school to eat, we drunk some beers and the we came back to the laboratory where she was running an experiment, we continued drinking in the lab, alone, 11 pm, unexpectedly she kissed me and we started touching and kissing then she offered me sex and started to undress and finally we started to fuck until we heard some noise outside the lab and quickly get dressed again. Everything occured while her husband was in a business trip in China
>>703598626
Kill yourself and rid your husband of your disgusting life
>>703599848
cuck faggot identified
>>703600055
nice timestamp anon
good to see this is all 100% real and we dont need to question this any more
also checked
>>703598626
Good. He's likely doing absolutely nothing and being called a hero or killing Syrian children. Either way, you're probably fucking a better guy than him.
>>703599612
i'm average
>>703599848
i hate cucks, be a man ffs
>>703600055
lol nice but not me
>>703600195
pretty close though amirite?
>>703600195
Average? Yeah that means you're a fucking disgusting pig
>>703600112
i might
>>703600251
sure, whatever you like
>>703600265
yes
>>703600195
well then as a whore who admits to cheating on her husband 50+times posting a picture on here for some /b/tards to wank to shouldnt be too out of the question right?
>>703600396
Why do you even come on this thread? You're just an attention whore. Does this really make you feel better?
>>703600173
true and funny
>>703600449
correct
>>703600505
yes
Another one is under a fancy white house in turkey. Can't take credit, heart attack did it.
>>703600396
c'mon piggy lets see those udders...
>>703600396
would u post a not revealing pic so we can see what the men who fuck cheating wives get? thank anon
>>703586823
I ate the last microwave pizza..
>>703600734
You monster!!!!
>>703600667
Hope you don't have kids
>>703600667
wow what a piece of shit you really are... not afraid to admit to your degenerate cheating lifestyle... but afraid to post a picture of your nasty whorish body because a bunch of faggots on /b/ might make you feel ugly
I download torrents and dont share mines.
I killed my parents when I was 11. Aside from foster care my life is pretty normal.
>>703599108
Jody are scum, and you're worse for fucking them.
I cum on food and give it to female friends.
>>703600680
> I'm listening
>>703600888
you should learn to read
>>703601103
what did I miss?
Cheating whore openly admits to niggering her husband while deployed...
She gets called out, and refuses to post a pic, out of fear of her ugly ass getting called out.
>>703600667
Your husband is cheating on you too so it doesn't even fucking matter. Your marriage is shit
>>703599420
Ok story time.
>be me, 10th grade
>live in rural area
>hot senior with bubble butt lived close to me
>I would creep on girls and get away unnoticed because it was out in the country
>go to her house through the woods
>hanging out around in the backyard waiting for her to go to her room
>her room had thin curtains so I could see through but she couldn't. It was perfect
>watch her brother go into his room and getc in bed
>I'm standing in the yard when suddenly he stands up and looks in my direction
>ohshit I forgot I was silhouetted against the sky
>drop to the ground and lay there trying to blend in
>maybe he didn't notice me?
>BITCHYOUTHOUGHT.gif
>flood lights fill the yard
>"HEY YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" yells her mom
>get up and bolt. Safest way out is by the side of the house where she is
>trip over logs in their yard while she yells
>"s s sorry" I wimper
>finally make it to the front yard
>HER DAD COMES BARRELING OUT OF THE GARAGE AS I RUN PAST
>shit my pants and go full sonic
>outrun him like nothing
>im clever so I dart into the trees after the bend in the driveway. They'd never expect me to hide so close.
>adrenaline kicks in and my eye sight fades to black
>their car drives by and I hear them talking to the neighbors
>wait a bit longer before adventuring through the forest back to my house
>see them coming out of my development as I near it
>she texted me and her friend did too but I denied it
>had to go back and get my bike from the woods by their house later
Tbh creeping was the most adventurous, freeing thing I've done. I felt like I was king of the night, detected by no one as I saw their titties and ass. Good times.
>>703601215
keep rereading until you get it
>>703601263
he is not
Seriously don't get why everyone is jumping down this bitch's throat for cheating on her degenerate, baby killing boyfriend.
>>703601347
Ignorant slut. Of course he is
>>703601419
elaborate
One was found, but the wrong cod.
>>703601482
You're inadequate in every fucking way. That's why you seek validation by letting guys that don't care about you fuck you. You're a waste
>>703601602
thats not an elaboration of what you said at all
>>703598667
I call bullshit
>>703592119
Now you understand that you love your kid. It shocked you back into your senses. Who you were before witnessing the shooting.
>>703601485
actual cod was?
I hope you will never know. Twenty eight years flies by when you're having careful fun.
>>703602007
don't bother, he's gone. His kid will be fucked up just like his father. This is the reason I'm not having kids, too much chances to fuck up.
>>703601011
how do?
>>703601602
girls fuck badboys because those are the ones to make a move. Lrn2b/assertive/ and how to flirt and escalate you nerd
It wasn't suicide.
don't think I'll ever be ready to date someone else after the divorce. When I look at women now all I see is the evil
>>703602341
What did you do
>>703602475
greentext
>>703602288
Thanks pick up artist
>>703602821
just saying. Not making a move used to be my problem, leaving girls waiting.
>>703602475
They are fucking evil. Or at least they hover in the gray area between evil and completely retarded
My asshole neighbour left his snowscooter middle of lake due mechanical problems. I took some salt to the spot and made a circle of salt around the scooter. He just couldnt realize how that ice melted under his scooter
>>703601318
>go full Sonic
Kek'd. Git gud at MGS to the point where you can fuck her without getting caught
Not:
>>703601419
but I was going to say the same. When I was deployed to Iraq, everyone hooked up with barracks rats. Legit, there were a few women that were walking mattresses. no one ever said anything, just understood.
BUMP LIMIT!!1!
NEED NEW BREAD!!
I hide my internal turmoil and serious emotions behind a façade of sheer autism in order to prevent the spread of pseudo-depression and because I hate it when my friends and family worry about me. All my close friends that I see frequently know me as an idiot that bumbles around, everyone else knows me as stoic, helpful and deep.
Also I don't mind Nickelback. To be fair though I have only heard two of their songs.
>>703591041
I do this as well. When my step daughter has her friends over. I even rub cum into their flip flops. Just thinking about my come touching their skin makes me diamonds.
>>703594859
nice, I came in my own mouth for a 13yo once, but 9, dayum thats young.
