Okay, so the iPhone 7 is coming out soon. We need to think of some bullshit rumour for people to kill their phone with, any ideas?
>>703532874
Bumping for interest
Has a built in privacy setting, so when the phone is put on silent mode, your search's and web page visits arn't sent to the search engine data bases.
pedo bears get rekt
>>703533106
Eh, we can do better than that.
>>703532874
>no headphone jack
At a certain point they're prancing themselves
iPhone seven can safely be dropped onto concrete from heights at 5 ft
To conserve battery, leave in the freezer over night. That way the power isn't wasted on trying to cool down the phone.
>>703532874
Lightning port also doubles as 3.5mm port. Just have to push hard.
To get a better 4G connection when out on the streets, you need to move your hand out the way of the signal. If you throw your phone up by 6-8 feet safely, then that will be just long enough to secure you a stronger connection.
>>703532874
Claim that the 3.5mm port is still in the model, its just covered up by the case. Say something like its left there for testing devices when the iphone needs to go back to get repaired.
Then give people instructions on how to get to it, whether thats between taking the case off somehow or drilling a hole at a specific location.
>>703534169
Tell them it can be charged through the headphone jack
>>703534169
>>703534349
this is dumb as fuck, no one's going to go get a drill has to use something everyone has.
>>703532874
how about to activate the water resistant coating, you have to put it in boiling water for several minutes to create the necessary seal?
Tell them that its waterproof by default.
>>703534794
It is.
bumperinos
Tell them its now durable enough to survive a fall from 20 feet.
>>703532874
iPhone 7 can be charged using a toaster
>>703535031
Good.
Resistant to water means you can fully submerge your iPhone 7 in a tub.
>>703534878
Waterproof phones are bullshit. I tried taking a video underwater with mine and it fucking died immediately because of water damage. Tell people the new iPhone 7 is waterproof and watch how many people start throwing a fit that their phone is already dead.
>>703535169
and while you're in there, why not make some toast?
>>703534169
good idea!
>>703535050
funny but it might not totally ruin it
keep thinking people
>>703534878
I'd say it's water resistant not water proof I doubt it'll survive 9 hours of charging while in the water
Tell them that the lenses on the back of the 7 plus can be switched. Make up some reason why that would be useful. Like better zoom or some shit.
iPhone 7 can have its battery life extended by bending it
>>703535403
It's as waterproof as an s7, which is pretty good.
>>703535483
Stupid.
>>703535403
and on that note say the water electrolytes help with charging? so charging while in the water makes it stronger and less "dehydrated" feeling of the phone?
>>703535483
I kinda like this one
>>703535050
>>703535483
Combining both.
Toast it, because warmth extends metal, so more there's more space to store electricity
>>703535666
>>703535483
Samefag
Can't deny those trips though.
Tell them it's waterproof
Tell them that the iphone 7 is laced with some kind of protective sheet and that if it falls in mud or something you rinse it off with water. Make sure to say that the ports are also waterproof.
>>703536068
It fucking is
>>703532874
Say it has no headphone jack.
Kappa
>>703536279
Holy shit they fucking are
WAAAITT! LET'S SAY IT'S FIREPROOF!
>>703536422
YES, this one is actually decent
>>703536028
Underrated post
How about we say that you can bend it without causing any damage.
we could say it can survive being run over by a car.. yes?
>>703536543
Ok, people.. let's innovate from fire.
>>703536764
Underrated post.
>>703536772
Fire hardens the metal alloy and screen making it more durable. Idk could work.
Due to Samsung's phone's blowing up, apple have decided to make their phones fireproof. It can resist up to 200 degrees celsius in water.
>>703537029
Seconding this.
>>703537029
good...
>>703536411
I found the faggot.
Make a rumour that the 7 uses the same battery as the new samsung note
>>703536413
The ports aren't dipshit, you put water directly in the port it's going to fuck it up
Let's say it has a new instant charge battery and 30 seconds in the microwaved will fully charge it
The screen can still crack from fall damage but will never scratch.
Not even a razor slicing with 100 lbs of pressure will damage the screen. It's Japanese compound glass.
>>703537029
I like this fire theme. We need this.
>>703537423
This
>>703537029
this.
Dialing #8989 sends a signal to bapple servers for a free upgrade to the latest OS.
>>703537423
We already did that though.
>>703534648
What a retard. And why the fuck don't you own a drill? Are you gay?
Guys, guys, guys... it's all up to the guy who can make the most convincing looking official image from Apple with the inforamtion they like best.
>>703536764
anyone read my post yet or no?
If you press the home button down hard enough the seal will break and it will be exactly like the home button on previous models
>>703534878
No its not. Its water resistant..
They won't honor a warranty exchange from liquid damaged phones.. its splash proof at best.
>>703536331
It's water resistant, not water proof.
The iPhone 7 warranty doesn't cover water damage.
A great way to get people to break their phones is to just tell them they can go swimming with it or something.
Just a little bit of liquid in the phone is enough to fuck it up. Even if it doesn't immediately I'm sure it will slowly corrode the components inside.
>>703537029
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>>703537029
Only if someone could make a fake video of putting an iPhone 7 on fire safely.
This post was probably made by apple knowing most of its customers are stupid consumer whores that'll break their new phone then cry untill they buy a brand new one
>greedyjew.jpeg
>>703537718
I just did this and now my iPhone won't work right, what you do faggot?
>>703537029
bumpd
>>703537461
This but include the fall damage.
Use a hammer.
>>703537837
Pretty much.
lets kill the iphone 7 by not giving apple free advertising.
>>703537746
>we
newfag
>>703538147
We will now call iBanana 1
>>703536066
checked
Let's tell them the iPhone can use the Peltier-Effect to charge the battery. Therefore you have to heat up the back of the phone to 150°C for one hour.
>>703538000
Checkd
Just an idea using the fire one but lets be creative here. So here goes "If you scratch your phone or crack the screen, putting it inside fire for about 30 seconds will cause the material to fill in the gapes and fix the issue" tho the wording must be different but i hope the idea is clear for you
>>703538613
Chucked
>>703538738
Good one.
>>703537029
200 C in water.
I hope you know water starts to boil and evaporate at 100 C. Unless you have a industry grade pressure cooker or a boiler you're not going to get your water up to 200 C.
That being said, 100C would fuck some of your components up, and being in water at that temperature is is enough to kill the phone dead.
>>703537029
>200 degrees
>water
Choose one
>>703538738
Bumped
>>703538856
>>703538915
Dumbasses.
>>703539069
Faggot
>>703538856
Wtf bruv, water boils at 212 C....
>>703537029
Sorry to be a fag but chemistry says you can't put it in 200 degree water because water boils at 100 degrees and changes state to steam
>>703539199
Maybe at your dumbshit Fahrenheit scale
Ok then (BTW im the guy who said about the Samsung blowing up thing and iphone can survive in water up to 200) lets change it to "able to survive waters boiling point"
>>703538738
bump
There's a corner where you can drill 1/4 inch on the top and the headphone Jack is there.
They decided to deny customers the Jack last minute when the people who make their wired headphones didn't want to follow contract, so they didn't create the penetration on the outside body, but the specs call for it to be added to the board. Now they want to make money with the new headphones.
I mean, they microwaved them once, they'll do this too.
>>703539199
Water at sea level boils at 100 degrees Celsius, not Fahrenheit. Get your units straight faggot.
How about "The iPhone 7 has a special gel in between layers that prevent major damage if dropped" so next thing you know we have people throwing their phones at the wall thinking it will be ok.
>>703539069
Nah you are bruv, get your shit straight.
>>703539344
Oh yeah! Well at least our 0 is cooler than yours!!!
>>703534169
Fuck you beat me to it.
>>703539379
lrn 2 4chan
It's a fricken Apple product, its gonna die on its own soon enough.
>>703538738
Bumpa boop
We can say
"Apples sapphire glass 7® allows for easy gone screen repair, all you need is a match!"
say that it now has a new built in alarm, so they don`t have to put passwords, and it tells if it`s your finger or not and if it ain`t your finger, an alarm will sound and it shuts down for 2 hours
>>703538738
bump for smarter words
>>703539486
I thought we measured temperature in Ohms? Do we not?
how are we going to spread the rumor?
>>703532874
what about this?
>>703539695
>>703538738
this is a better wording tho a lighter might be better
>>703539876
Applefags will spread it themselves
>>703539876
Facebook, idiots on there will believe anything.
>>703539933
Dude you're a genius
>>703539933
this is brilliant and unique
>>703539933
Forgot the s on generates
>>703539933
Dubdubs don't lie
Wording could be improved though
Use more buzzwords
>>703539933
Also is this actually the new iPhone 7?
>>703539933
is it going to destroy it tho? wont they notice that right away since its just edge it might not be 100%
rub magnet across the back a few times to increase Bluetooth headphone connectivity strength, does that work on phone ssds?
>>703538738
"Apple's new glass sealing technology means to exposing your phone to high levels of heat will seal any cracks or scratches"
Shit wording as well but can be improved
Maybe something like "Lay a thin cloth over the screen, and begin tapping lightly with your hammer. Progressively tap harder for around a minute. Once your screen is sufficiently cracked, apply anything flammable such as kerosene, gasoline, or rubbing alcohol and ignite. This will refuse your screen and lead to your glass being nearly 3 times as strong!"
Can't we just go with the microwave thing again?
>>703539933
make the phone jet black
>>703540637
Believable until gasoline
>>703540637
Bump
>>703537029
Extremely heat resistant
They're water resistant, but they're also heat resistant because you can change the colour by applying heated water.
>>703540563
I like this one. Can we run with it a little bit?
>>703539933
you can write - put it on a heated stove for a minute
>>703541321
Don't forget to mention that it's fireproof because samnsung's phones blow up
You can change your phone color depending on the waters temperature
"Apple's new glass sealing technology means to exposing your phone to high levels of heat will seal any cracks or scratches"
Our latest innovation. Using the increased resilience of our state of the art glass technology, we have developed a way for you to seal any cracks on the screen yourself. Simply by applying high pressure heat to your screen, you will find that over time the screen will start to repair by itself.
>>703539528
bump
>>703541734
Sounds good, half a minute of proofreading/error correction and this could fly.
>>703541734
bump
>>703541623
>>703541588
>>703541559
>>703541321
>>703539933
I don't think heat will do enough damage
Make a small hole in a specific spot in the battery, then charge it, this will improve charging speed and battery life
>>703539857
Nah man water temperature is measured in farads.
It changes colors after it's been in water for 8 minutes
>>703539933
Some bits of the picture are beige some are white, cover that up to make it more believable
>>703542001
If they heat it up enough, it will.
something about improving the speaker would be best so people won't need aux
>>703539933
That missing s in generates might fuck it up
New impact reactive glass plating prevents the phone from damage from drops, falls, and other minor to moderate impacts.
Hell, I even threw some buzz words in there because apple cucks really love those.
>>703532874
Tell then the machines still install all the curcuitry for the headphones, but its the outside casing thats sealed up, and if they use a 3/16s drill bit exactly one inch from the left bottom side theyll have regular headphone capability.
If you boil our brand new phone in water at 90 degrees Celsius for 20 minutes, it will change from jet black to a golden colour.
>>703540257
Plus the font size in that paragraph is too large
>>703541734
The administration of heat should be specified, usi g a lighter wont damage the phone enough. Like I said earlier, " put it on a stove face down for a minute for the cracks to repair themselves" or something
>>703538738
sad part is, if you heat an IPS screen, pixels will go white after 10-20 seconds but heal completely within seconds. So once people see those pixels turning white, they will stop heating up their phones anyway. not enough to damage the phone
>>703535258
WINRAR
Headphone jack hidden under the battery in the far left corner. You need to drill to get to it.
>>703542449
>>703539933
Perfect wording, combine and improve. And we honestly have something here
>>703532874
you can just point out their headphone wont work on it unless you get a bulky converter and they wont buy it.
>>703532874
Tell them they have to use a dongle to use wired headphones and they can't charge it at the same time.
>>703542564
Listen to this anon!
I say we go for the drilling shit or putting it on a stove face down
>>703542564
The direct fire would not damage it? As in wrap the phone in paper and set it on fire, after the fire goes out put it inside a wet towel and let it rest for 10-15 minutes, would this not do any damage?
>>703542708
But with a stovetop!
>>703542839>>703542839
>>703542858
>>703542865
Ffs lads. Listen to yourselves. Who is going to believe any of this shit?
>>703542564
What about saying something about covering the top of the heat source will maximise effectiveness
>>703542858
well, I thought more of using a lighter, but if we expect people to throw their phones into a fucking firepit we might as well tell them to drive a car over it..
We need to find another 1/1/1970 type glitch, something that people WITH common sense would fall for...
>>703539933
>>703543212
yeah you have a point...
>>703542839
face down on the stove sounds the most believable to me.
>>703543227
If you throw in enough buzz words alot of ideas become viable
TLDR; dishwasher safe
We tell them that apple is concerned about the transmission of infection diseases through all-day phone use, especially while in the bathroom. Because of this, Apple has made the phone extremely water resistant, so that it is now the First Dishwasher Safe Phone. Think different.
>>703532874
ad campaign: Jobs got cancer and wants to share it with the world. #wirelessAccessories
>>703543688
Maybe
>>703543688
This could work
>>703543688
This is Gud
>>703543688
But noone would put it in a dishwasher...they just clean it off with a rag
Deserves a bump
>>703533611
This
>>703543960
a rag doesnt disinfect the entire unit. A dishwasher would.
>>703539933
Put it in the fridge to save 200% battery ?
iPhone 7 has dual camera setup, BUT on the front. You just have to crack this baby open, locate second front facing camera and drill the hole for it to be able to receive light.
justification: apple intended to use this but they realised every secondary camera was mounted upside down so they covered it with paint after produciton.
>>703536422
Maybe heat resistant would be more plausible. We could suggest that the phone stays roughly the same temperature even when heat is applied directly from a lighter or something. Or even if placed directly in a fire or oven for a short time. We could call it iPhone 7 coldflare technology. Then do some fucked up reasoning about the battery or something to do with conductors that is very energy efficient and also protects the phone from heating up by utilizing that heat energy which in turn cools the phone.
>>703544118
But nobody will fuckin care is what im saying...
How many of u ever worried about that ?
>>703537029
1. but it down to 100 degrees celsius
2. make a fake video showing this
3. watch all the hipsters cry
>>703543688
this actually is plausible
>>703539933
Fuck off, this is terrible and will never work. It looks like it was made by a 10 year old and it works through fire? The key to the previous tricks was that doing it wouldn't harm your phone, ie only microwaving for a few seconds or setting the date back couldn't possibly do something etc
>>703535483
Didn't one of the models have a problem with bending easily?
>>703532874
Make an image showing that the wireless headphones are heat proof up-to like 500degrees and do a really good shoop of a set of the headphones on a red hot hotplate
Get dick heads to melt their expensive headphones
>>703544276
You have to really sell on the other brand exploding
Niggers, think of something babby can do with its iphone. The previous microwave shit worked because it is easy to do. Anything related to fire or power tools wont work as well because babby will have to ask mommy and daddy for supervision and they will probably figure out its fake.
>>703544310
Idiots get and spread pinkeye from using their phones in the bathroom all the time. These are the same people who would be dumb enough to wash their phone. You arent pandering to the brightest bulbs in the box with this kind of trickery.
>>703535258
Bru waterproof phones arnt bullshit. I've gone swimming with my s7 many times, wash it in the sink once a week, and shower with it most every day, and it still works fine (though sometimes I have to shake the water out of the speaker grills)
>>703544310
That's just obviously gonna happen. No matter what is decided.
>>703532874
We should create a app/patch to brick the phone
"With this new innovative tech, we should let developers make use of it, With partnerships with great developers such as Joe King And Mike Hunt, we bring you the FlashBright app, it changes brightness of your flashlight and the color", but in reality it's a simple .exe file that bricks the device
>>703533106
>thinking this will do anything
>>703544649
>>703544516
This
>>703537395
Idk about the iPhone, but not the s7. I got sand in my micro usb port, so I ran it under the sink for a few mins straight into the port, works fine
Say that it can be synchronized with any other apple product by gently smacking them to each other.
>>703544733
>Apple
> .exe file
>>703544649
This is old you stupid illiterate faggot
>>703539933
Isn't that the wrong font?
>>703544649
Old and homosexual. You guys suck, this thread is shit, and the iPhone 7 is already on suicide watch.
>>703532874
What if we pretend it doesn't have a headphone jack?
>>703533611
kek'd
>>703538000
kek. btw nice trips
>>703539933
Pls someone get better design...
built in solar charging leave your phone out in the sun
>>703544649
wait, since iPhones have solid aluminum body, wouldn't a regular wireless charger fuck it up? It is really easy to put a phone onto the charger and if it fucks the phone up before the owner realizes the phone isn't charging this might actually work
>>703544981
>>703545029
samefag
>>703544516
nigga, someone make this a reality
>>703544941
Kek
>implyijg that iphone users>>703544941
have enough power to break plastic
>>703542001
>You can change your phone color depending on the waters temperature
>heat
>water
>>703544981
You seem upset. Did your daddy fuck you?
Did you love it?
>>703532874
the new pressure detection function that was implemented in the iphone 6 s has been refined for the iphone 7 it can now tell you your weight when you step on it
There is actually an aux jack in the phone, they just didn't put the hole in the shell.
All you need to do is drill a hole where the jack usually went
>>703545128
>Two posts within 20 seconds
>Samefag
Bleach is your only option.
JUSTICE FOR TRAYVON
>>703545306
kek
>>703545306
>caring this much about being called a samefag by a stranger
indestructible phone!!!
>>703545260
This could actually work.
>>703545238
Do you think that's enough damage?
new feature, battery rechargeable using microwave
You can improve your reception and wifi speed by carefully rubbing it with a strong magnet.
How about we focus on the headphones instead of the phone? i mean waterproof headphones since they are wireless would lure in shit ton of faggots i think
What about charging the phone underneath a pillow helps keep the energy compressed
>>703545260
thats actually a good idea ppl would do that shit
>>703545260
I posted this
>>703534349
Then I was sad because it turns out I wasn't being original.
>seriously though, I think this is the only thing with a good chance of working
>>703545465
dunno but it could crack the frame
>>703545416
U r gay
>>703545497
How about we focus on the fact that Le'monjello Al-Detroiti fucked your mom and made a halfbreed nigger baby?
>>703545416
I could use that same line of argument to you right now...
>>703545593
>>703539716
Because that won't be tested and debunked in two seconds.
one of you fags needs to make an ad that we can tweet out and shit
>>703545497
there's no way they stay in ear underwater, no over-the-ear hook, people wouldn't believe
>>703545679
You could, but I'm not the guy you are getting buttblasted over.
>>703543186
Idiots who put their phones in microwaves
This thread is literally filled with people wanting to be a part of the 'next epic iphone trolol xDDD' it's not going to go anywhere
>>703535666
Settle down, satan
>>703544961
That's what makes it great, dumbass people will download it on there computer transferring harmful I mean mystical wonders into their phones,
>>703545625
easy there newfag
>>703545758
Buttblasted? you may have stumbled onto the wrong website.
I'd call it, "Literally nothing better to do"
>>703537718
maybe instead say you'll hear some creepy ghost sound or something and you've got a great idea
>>703545416
nice tumblr meme
>>703532874
Just say something like there is a headphone jack that is internal, but you have to remove some part they'll probably break to be able to slide it out.
Put iphone into a pot
Fill it with earth
Pour water in
Watch an exotic flower grow
>>703545958
>easy there
Is that what your dad said when Le'monjello and his brother Orange'llo tag teamed your mother for the glory of Allah?
>>703540470
Doubtful. The heating will be gradual enough for the phone to show an overheating warning before any actual damage will be done.
>>703545965
>you may have stumbled onto the wrong website
>says the guy who has been here all summer
Surefire ways to fuck up iphone
-COOL it to -40F
-drown it
-shove charger backwards so it brakes the port 4 gud
>>703545995
>>703546050
>iFlower
>>703542129
Really, I could've sworn it was angstroms.
>>703545682
Can't even handle
>>703545843
true but we should somebody just needs to make an ad
>>703546288
>>703540637
Skip the hammer part (since its just too stupid) and just go for rubbing alcohol, since it's something most people have at home, and it might work.
>>703545416
Lame
Updated version of pic related?
>>703539857
>>703542129
Actually when speaking of water temperature its measured at Kelvin
What about freezing then heating the phone repeatedly in rapid succession will improve strength
>>703540838
Think the news of it being bullshit is already imprinted in the retarded demographic we're aiming for.
>>703546458
>fucked by a moose
>cucked by a spruce
I bet your a canadian pre teen.
>>703546154
How do you expect someone to cool it to -40f?
>>703533298
This has potential
>>703533611
dis
>>703546248
Are you sure it's not hertz?
>>703546660
Close, 18 and in the states
>>703533298
Dis
What if, instead of a "hidden feature" we make a warning? Like...wait a few weeks after the 7 drops and make something to the effect of...
apple and Samsung get their batteries from the same place. Apple did manage to get the newer battery and the chance of heating up/exploding is significantly smaller. However, you can completely take away the possibility with these simple steps.
>Place the phone in the freezer for about an hour. This will shrink the battery cells to allow more space for the electric charge to move between cells.
>put your phone in the oven at 215°F no more no less. This will expand the cells of the battery so the electric charge can move more swiftly while inside the cells.
Feel free to make modifications. Just a starting point.
>>703534169
yeeeees
>>703546516
What kind of strength will it improve you retarded faggot? The phone will be able to lift more?
Why not just tell people to buy a Note 7 and wait for their phone to explode?
>>703546509
Not Calvins?
>>703544733
Most believable one so far.
Here’s a little script I tippy-typed up
In Lucida Grande Font:
So, what’s so great about the new iPhone 7?
Other than the fact we’ve created the new, cutting-edge wireless earphones, improved service range, and widened our calling rage to continental scales,
We have instilled a technological revolution.
Our phones’ outer shells are created with a steel-infused osmium layer, the densest metal found, and can survive up to 100 feet drops!
What’s even more astonishing is our new heat-absorption feature, which is automatically activated whenever the phone is turned on.
It can absorb heat and fuel its life supply through such simple acts as:
Hot water
Stoves
Steam
And even near simmering meals!
IPhone 7.
The hottest new phone created.
Die newfag cancer
The new iphone 7 can stamp anything from what on it's screen on any material
Let's say you have a picture on your display.
You smash the screen on the wall or a paper and the images is printed on them
>>703547289
Just kill your self
>>703533106
Retardo
>>703547289
They're stupid but not that retarded
>>703547372
sorry, i got a lil' carried away
how about
>The coolest new phone created.
>>703536411
Páscoa?
They're water resistant, not waterproof. It will be OK in rain for example, but if it's submerged for longer than a few seconds it will be fucked. Just get them to test the waterproof claim.
>>703547201
nice
>>703538738
Not in fire but in a microwave!!!
>>703538738
Not in fire but in microwave!
>>703537718
What does that do, Android Fag here
>>703547462
Wouldnt little brats actually do this ?
Its hard to convince grown ppl but kids would love this kind of magic...hell they believe that anything is fucking possible when apple announces it
>>703547201
use this pic for it
>>703546154
>shove the charger in backwards
The chargers on an iphone are reversible faggot
>>703547760
>android
>fag
android is the best OS
>>703544605
Same
I took a video of myself doing a backflip off a sea doo and it was perfectly fine
>>703547488
your syntax is all messed up, you don't sound like a native English speaker
>>703544555
Trips speak the truth
Already spreading this on FB
>>703547795
Anyone under 6 years old, sure, but whos gonna give an expensive phone like that to a small child?
>>703544649
almost perfect, make it for iphone 7 only
>>703547919
Thank you for defending Android honor Anon, long live the superior OS
iPhone 7 now with gorilla glass, white people will think the phone is harambe reincarnate and shoot their phone. simples.
>>703548009
Yeah... No one is gonna do that. Ever.
>>703548193
You mean shoot a gorilla before blacks chimp out again ?
>>703536422
this. also nice dubs.
effective.
Power
لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ
冗
>>703548193
top kek
>>703537953
I'll work on it
If you guys actually want to try and get something running, try to think a bit before just repeating the same stupid ideas over and over.
>>703548439
probably wont work again, sadly
>>703548311
I've actually had a few people share it...
>>703538388
checked
>>703548555
Trips speak the truth
>>703547201
>calling rage
Needs fixing
>>703548771
whoops, sorry senpoogle, i'll fix it up later
The new camera installed on the iPhone 7 can adjust quickly underwater with ease and speed for the clearest images taken underwater on an apple device yet.
The camera should adjust within 2 seconds
Setting shit on fire, re-using the same thing you did last time, fucking DRILLING THE PHONE.
If you absolutely must use "heat" for this, emphasize what happened to the samsung phone.
Keep it simple, try to use seemingly harmless tools, take advantage of what they announced as "features"
>>703548438
You could have used a pic of the actual airpods
Da seed iz planted
>>703546928
Water temp measured in terms of rental cars? More like lumens.
>>703548981
no one will believe this
>>703548981
The phone in the picture isn't even the iphone7
The new iPhone 7 comes with a special hdden feature. This feature is only meant for developers but by following these instructions you too can unlock your phone's maximum potential. This will give you access to developer only apps that can be used to improve battery life, increase camera quality etc. First of all you need to submerge your phone with molten lava at your nearest active volcano. This will prepare the phone's hardware for the alterations it will recieve via the developer mode. Next you put the phone in the oven, at maximum heat for 15 minutes. This is important because the phone shouldn't cool off too quickly from the lava. While the phone is in the oven you can use this time to prepare. Go to the store and buy a letter opener. You use this tool to slit your wrists and die because the developer mode is only accessible by a developer. And you are a cum gurgling faggot and not a developer so you need to kill your self for the sake of your iPhone. After you pass, the developer will take your phone and unlock it's maximum potential and that's it- you're done. Have fun using your new iPhone to the max!
