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why is it wrong to fuck dead girls? they're not gonna care lol

women should be allowed to donate their bodies in the event of their death so men can pay to fuck their body, and the proceed would go to the family

it just makes sense
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>>703518736
don't cut yourself on that edge op
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I would only fuck fresh dead female body, and I'll still show respect. I would fuck her gently and not rough, and also kiss her but not hard.
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>>703518736
It depends, got any pics?
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>>703518852
no i mean like

you know how they prep the body and stuff to make it last longer

they do that, and then you can just go there and fuck the girl

they could even have like warm rooms to keep the bodys so they're not cold when you fuck them

and then the family would get all that money which probably pay for the funeral and then some so the girls death isn't so hard on them

like zero drawback, everyone is happy
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>>703518736
nice ass
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>>703519638
why would you pay to fuck a dead girl??
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>>703518852
>>703519055
>>703519698
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>>703519884
bruh i feel you

that's what made me think of the thread in the first place, i just saw it looking at some crime scene photos and i thought,

"you know that's a sweet ass, that such a waste that she's just going to get lock in a box for the rest of her life"

and then i started thinking about like a dead brothel for guys to go and fuck dead chicks

i mean i get why people are kinda weirded out but i think it's a good idea
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>>703520259
I wouldnt say im triggered, more like of a "what the fuck"
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>>703518736
Louis CK has a bit about this. He even sings a little song.

"You can come on my face and pretend I'm your grandma. I don't care, 'cause I'm dead..."

I kind of want to be fucked while I'm dead drunk. Or pretending to be. Maybe I'll set that up.
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>>703520215
well like, think of it like this

there's a hot 10/10 you know and you always wanted to fuck her but then you find out she died of like, drug overdose or something

well now you can fuck her all you want (as long as she consented to let her body be fucked before she died) and the money aspect is just so her family gets something back from having their daughter/sister/whatever fucked
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>>703518736

Tell me more about yourself.

How old was your first sexual experience?

How old were you when you started wanking?

How old were you when you first started thinking about necrophillia?
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>>703520836

havent had one yet

27

whats necrophillia?
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>>703521192
>How old were you when you started wanking?
>27
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>>703520836
first time? 15 iirc
wanking? around 12 i guess
necro? this is it right here, this is the first time. 28 now man

what's with the questions bro? i'm just saying there's no reason to let perfectly good pussy go to waste when there are better solution

>>703521192
this dude ain't me bro idk why he's answering my shit
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>>703518736
This is super creepy, and disgusting.

But I guess if your some anti social fucking weirdo it makes sense.

If your to strange for anybody to fuck you
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>>703521192

>Posts thread about necrophillia
>"what's necrophillia?"

I think I'm through with you.
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>>703521492
Why are YOU answering MY shit? i will have ur head fredrik
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>>703521492
Just like there's no reason to let that perfectly yellow corn in your shit to go to waste.

Better start eating shit now.
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>>703519638
They only put makeup and shit on the bodies as far as I'm aware. Also, if they were kept in a warm place do you even begin to comprehend how bad that would smell?
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>>703518736
Op you're one sick fuck, autism detected
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>>703521622
like i said man, the dude ain't me, i'm the real dude

>>703521772
there is actually people talking about processing shit because the body wastes some of the healthy nutrients and so there's still some stuff to be abosrbed in it, so they want to recycle shit

but nah

i'm willing to say this thread is a little creepy but it's not "eat shit" creepy
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>>703522006
how is eating shit creepy? you want to fuck a dead body and pay their relatives...
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>>703521492

You're trying to be edgy and shocking with your sudden reasoning.
You finally had the nerve to talk about it openly, but even though this is an anon site you still have a sense of embarrassment and don't want to go into the details you've been comfortable with inside your mind due to the repercussion of judgment by an army of anons.
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>>703522154
because who the fuck eats shit, that's nasty man
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>>703522226

the actual fuck are you talking about dude?
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>>703519638
>warm room
>decaying body

yes
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>>703522426
you know its treu
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>>703522601
no they can stuff them to stop the decay

like in taxidermy with pets and stuff

that's what i meant by treat the bodies, they can make them last longer and be still good for the lovin'
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What the fuck am I doing with my life reading this , so you're willing to have other faggots jizz ooze on your Cuck of a dick because guess what faggot they are dead they can't clean up after themselves
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>>703522006
Just got to Syria or Africa, maybe it will be easier in the 3ed world. Faggot weirdo
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>>703522841
obviously the people in charge of the facility would clean them after each use

come on dude are you even trying
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>>703522815
...so you wanna fuck a statue?
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>>703522252
Who the fuck fucks dead bodies? That's nasty man.
>>703518736
Have fun with the numerous diseases you can pick up from corpses!
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It would make far more sense to keep the bodies chilled until a few minutes before they are going to be used. A warming device could be inserted in the desired fuck hole so that it is nice and warm for the customers dick.
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>>703523054
After each use?!! What the fucking fuck is up with that brain of yours
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i should have known nobody would feel me

only like two other posters got me

>>703523188
and this dude, he knows, he feels me
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>>703523287
Agreed. They would probably only be good for one use. Dude would get to go crazy on her ass and leave out all his fantasies because you know she's dead. Even if you fucked her up a little bit, as long as you didn't mess up her face, she would be good for a funeral.
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>>703518736

I thought dead bodies shat out their last turds while being dead? Her asscrack looks rather clean.
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>>703523401
well like I'm a necrophiliac myself but... like its only really in fantasy, more or less I'm into other aspects of necro tho, since my other fetishes are symnophilia, feet and limp play
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>>703521421
This post. Kek.
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>>703518736
lelel OP can't ever get a living girl so he'd rather fuck a dead girl instead of remaining an eternal virgin.
Seems like somebody is pissing his pants imagining a living girl could see his ugly body naked.
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>>703518736
You may start a zombie apocalypse
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>>703523488
nah dude, something just isnt right about mangling a dead body like that. to fuck it is one thing but fuck it up? that's like a whole other thing

>>703523606
idk who told you that man, never heard that before
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>>703523985
dead people void their bowels when they die, yes
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>>703524370
she didn't? is she alive

is my entire thread a lie
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>>703524500
Well, it all depends, I'm pretty sure. Seems that the girl did not, but definitely dead
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>>703518736
Because it sucks. Cold, stiff, un-responsive. It's basically just masturbation, but with a bad smell.
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It would be kinda awesome to do so, but it is unrealistic. Even if you would only heat up the vagina before use, it would just start to rot.
Maybe inserting a fleshlight inside the vagina, but then. Why not just fuck a fleshlight behind your computer screen?
Or maybe a body in a seperate isolated room which you can touch with gloves and a fucking device. Like a gloryhole or virtual reality.
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Dead sex aside, its usually taboo to fuck the dead cus the relatives become quite irate. They often feel its disrespectful.
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>>703525644
yea but money talks man
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>>703522815
how are you going to keep the body from drying out?
humans are mostly water last time I checked
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>>703525891
maybe they can be stored in water or ice idk

maybe vacuum seal to keep the moisture
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>>703518736
Hot vagina is definitely better than cold tho
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>>703524948
Wtf moar
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>>703526368
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>>703520340
>rest of her life

Fucking what?
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>>703518736
That's pretty practical.
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>>703526532
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>>703526753
these are all from like deviantart
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>>703518736
I agree ! This man is not completly fucked up in his head !
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>>703526338
That's a matter of opinion.
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>>703518736
Even though I don't see the point in masturbation with body parts or bodies, I agree with your point. As long as there is no desecration of the grave of a deceased, and proper care is taken as to not offend the surviving families it should be legal. The technicalities and the execution of this makes it very impractical though.
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>>703518736
What the actual fuck dude?
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>>703526635
thought i was the only one who caught that
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>>703522815
Stuffing the body would take huge amounts of work. Formaldehyde or other preservatives are sometimes used, but it's hardly recommended with heat or anything in there. You clearly don't understand funeral practices.
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>>703518736
Because you are literally fucking rotting meat.
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>>703527449
you know what i meant my dudes

>>703527495
where there is a will there is a way, and where there is money there is always a will
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You can cum on my face and pretend I am your father I dont mind I am deeeeeead
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I can understand someone voluntarily having themselves drugged to sleep so they are out for a couple hours or even just one. So that they can be used for someone elses sexual fantasy. But actually fucking a dead girl? No. No. No. Nope not gonna do that. That is fucked up. I do not see how people can be into necro. And i once knew a creepmaster who "fell in love" with a comatose girl that he barely knew kinda because she went to his church. And he had decided to visit her every day while she was out tripping balls in dreamland. Im pretty sure he did some seriously molestery stuff to her while he was alone in the room with her.
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>>703524370
Not in all circumstances. If there's nothing to purge, nothing will be purged. Cause of death may affect this, but also the position the body is in.
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>>703527728
So what, newfag? Some people like it, some don't. But I have to admit there is something unhealthy about this, I give you that.
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>>703520340
>that's a sweet ass, that such a waste that she's just going to get lock in a box for the rest of her life"

dead. rest of her life.

just so you know edgy op dude. its supply and demand...
also imagine signing your body up and then nobody wants to fuck you even dead...as your lower you beloved daughter into the ground and you have to look at the cardboard coffin as you lean on the wooden cross and think my daughter was to ugly to afford a simple pine box
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>>703527713
Not if the hypothetical business gets a customer every 6 months and a volunteering donor every 10 years.
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The only thing i would be ok with as far as fucking a dead girl is concerned.
Would be to fill her vag with that stuff they use to make a casting of the inside and outside of a girls pussy.
Then make a pocket pussy from that casting. I could understand that as far as being able to fuck a dead girl goes.
And that is the only thing i would be ok with as long as the most was made pre mortem or post with her pre mortem written and notarized consent.
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>>703524948
Moar plox
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>>703528016
Newfag? Bitch im an oldfag! Just because im not down with your sickness doesnt make me new.
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>>703528322
is the anime acceptable?
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>>703528336
Then you are so retarded you still don't understand the purpose of this site and is still a fucking brainwashed sheep. Just kill yourself right now. You already wasted your life.
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>>703520622
>the money aspect is just so her family gets something back from having their daughter/sister/whatever fucked

People don't want their memory of a close one tarnished or something. Noone (i mean no normie family) would let you do that basically. Could happen to people who don't have a family i guess. But then what's in it for them, who would you pay... Just thinking out loud
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>>703528743

well the body would go to a business and it's not up to the family it's up to the daughter, like when she's found dead the body is claimed by the business because it belongs to them as of time of death
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>>703520622
If I had a friend that died of a overdose, not going to lie I'd probably fuck her after I calmed. I'd call the police afterward.
The bad thing about dead bodies is their shelf lives though. No one wants it if it's hard & decomposing after a few hours
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>>703529025
btw relevant necrophiliac comic http://www.sexylosers.com/series/shiunji-and-the-suicide-girl/
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>>703522252
>who the fuck eats shit
Depends on the circumstance.
If ScarJo sat her pillowy butt over my face and started shitting, I'd eat it with a smile on my face
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>>703529025
Body claimed by a business ??
Do you live on the Island from world of Demise ?
>TITI
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>>703529525
look man i'm just spitballing here, no need for all the technical babble. there clearly isn't demand anyway if this thread is an indicator so fuck the whole thing, just an idea i had

>>703529465
you're into what you're into, but that ain't my bag of hot fries, man

unless she shits ice cream or something idk i could get behind a girl that shits ice cream
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>>703528601
Oooooh edgy. Wow you shure showed me what for. You must be like. The ultimate anon. I mean like.... Wow yer so amazing that you get off to necro and shit. Ooooh. Yeah yer right i should like everything that you like because ive been here for so long. It makes perfect sense. Its not like im an individual or anything. Its not like i have my own prefrences.
Noooooo obviously everyone on her is into the exact same stuff. As this whole thread perfectly illustrates.

You mad bro?
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>>703529818
Just find a girl who eats nothing but ice cream, that way you know her homemade chocolate is au naturale
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>>703529465
Gross, she's not even that fine... definitely not shit eating fine.
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>>703530188
post a pic of a girl you think is "shit eating fine"
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>>703530188
Taste is subjective
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>>703524948
Do u have part II????
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>>703524948
Fell from a human pyramid or what?
Greentext?
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>>703530168
Such autism. I've never said that I liked necro.
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>>703530534
Nope, there were more pictures but the account on DA was taken down and I can't find em anywhere...
>>703530605
Hm? What d'you mean?
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>/b/ getting this shocked over a necro question

I thought summer was over?
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>>703530945
probably wants a story about how she died and why she's in a cheerleader costume
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>>703524370
That's hot, that just leaves room for my dick cause her butthole would be the first place I'd fuck.
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OP's the kind of guy that would buy a real doll and put in the freezer before he fucks it
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>>703524370
I remember that south park episode
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>>703518736
Feminists would still call it rape
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>>703519638
dude just buy a fleshlight or pay a whore. Way cheaper.
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>>703518736
have you considered killing yourself because I'd really love to get in touch
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>>703530904
Know what? I dont even care anymore. Because arguing with a hypothetical individual on my phone who may or may not actually exist nolonger holds any interest for me.
So go and get a big fat wibbly wobbly slantey rubbery dildo the same size as your butthurt and shove it up your dick for all i care.
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>>703528585
Watching anime in general isn't acceptable
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>>703531993
You lose immersion though.I want to have some jiggly tits and butt cheeks to grab & watch jiggle when I fuck not some plastic with a hole in it.
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>>703532652
>still writing two whole lines
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>>703532652
Muh english.

I don't exist. We are all samefagging. This is the reality.
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>>703533216
"Probably"
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>>703531976

ikr lol
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Like this?
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>>703524948
>oh boy!
>another pair of socks!
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>>703519245
This post is too funny
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>>703518852
He sorta mind raped me to.
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>>703530314
without hesitation
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>>703533596
What the fuck, no way, that can't be real...
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>>703533658
unf, greentext where serial killer steals socks.That hits my fetish to be honest
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>>703533596
Yes, more like that
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>>703533833
Dubs tells the truth. It's fake.
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>>703533596
saved
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>>703519245
Include me in the screencap
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>>703520622
If she was hooked on drugs, she probably wouldn't be a 10/10
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>>703518736
Well I see your point anon, your are of course ok with me having sex with your mom after I smother her right? And your grandma after she's dead right? Glad we are on the same page
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>>703533833
it's shopped,but whoever made it did a pretty decent job
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>>703522815
why dont you just buy a fuck doll OP. Same thing
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>necrophile

> thinks it's okay

kys
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so many new friends im warm with hapiness
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Bodies used to freak me out, I didn't go to any funerals as a kid, then I saw my dead grandma and I was like, fuck thats nasty.

Then I met /b/ back in 07, wonderful guy and there was this thread going on, I didnt peek but I think the OP was saying something along the lines of an Ape who raped a chick even after she died. I didn't check the pics cuz ew, but something with Dead Bodies and Sex started connecting in my brain.

Then I got introduced to the best game that has ever been made The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I got into modding and naked mods? Fuckyah.

However I couldnt get the concent of any Bethesda made NPCs and I didn't want to break the immersion by adding a sex craving companion who clearly doesn't belong in Tamriel.

But, I could kill them and undress them and that excited me.

I got a Anyone can be Follower mod and I started to hoard women and kill them in my sweet pent in Cheydinhall I mean it was everywhere just about what I was feeling each day. Redguard? Nord? Orc?

Then my aunt committed suicide and I went to the funeral, she was a 7/10 back then. And when I approached the body I thought to myself...Yeah I could do that.

So thx Bethesda for making me a Necrophiliac
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>>703536472
and back to reddshit with you,faggot cancer.oh my god,i wish every cancer faggot on this site who doesn't belong here would just die instantly
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>>703520215
Because op can't fuck one that's alive
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>>703536659
is that a cd fetish
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>>703519638
Why would I pay to fuck a dead girl when I can do it at home for free?
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>>703536472
cuz you think its ok to be as retarded?

No. Kys.
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>>703537227
Well, you can't, so your point is moot.
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>>703526023
>Vacuum seal
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Because you know, instead of that you could have her organs donated to help others. It can't wait because of decay.

Furthermore, are you really desperate enough to fuck a dead woman? Then again I am stupid for asking that considering this is /b/ and shit like pic related gets you off.
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>>703520508
Are you my ex?
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>>703521192
I can't stop laughing
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>>703537101
Looks like some kind of amateur software distribution place.
Or, they are selling pirated shit.
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>>703523401
I'm may not be a necro but I feel you bro
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>>703541151
>they are the same for everyone
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As apposed to fucking corpses why not just go to the vegetable ward in a hospital and rent out some comatose vaginas there not rotting in the literal sense but you can do what ever the fuck you want to them
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>>703518736
>not sanitary
>would be cold
>would probably grab your dick because of the whole stiffening thing
>also defiling human remains
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>>703541151
Non-consequentialist ethics are bullshit.
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>>703519884
LOL!! xD
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>>703541522
god, dude
this reminds me, I used to fuck my sister when she was in a coma
Why did they fucking bring her home?
I can't even look at her anymore without getting a boner.
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>>703542019
b8. But at least make up a greentext for us, ya pussy
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>>703542019
you should tell her
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>>703518736
>OP I would pay tree fiddy to skull fuck yo momma.
>Then I would take pictures of said skull fucking.
>sneak into her funeral
>project skull fuckin pictures onto wall
>........
>profit
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>>703533833
>>703534184
ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING NEWFAGS
oldfag here, i remember this pic to be of one of the many ones where people was fucking corpses , i was expecting some of that ITT, fucking 4chan has been dead for so many long :´(
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>>703520340
rest of her life she dead son get some living pussy
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>>703521192
you gotta be bait fam?
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>>703518736
fucking government
who are they to tell me that I can't fuck the corpse of my dead sister?
fucking tyrrany
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>>703521585
you realise where you are right?
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>>703519638
>pay for the funeral
Mr and Mrs Smith, it is time to bury your daughter. Her corpse has been fucked to shreds and is dripping cum. We've made all the cash off her that we can.
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>>703532804
Then pay to fuck a whore instead of a corpse. It'd be much livelier.
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>>703543648
But whores have diseases..
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>>703543915
you know you can catch shit of corpses right?
also have you heard of condoms?
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>>703543915
>But whores have diseases
why do you think we have been burying or cremating corpses for thousands of years?
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tbh
if I came across a dead chick that was still warm
and had no obvious injuries or decay
and I was certain that no one would ever find out
I would fuck it
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>>703544067
>also have you heard of condoms?
Fuck condoms

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>>703544279

She'd have to be very recently dead for me, like literally no longer than 30 minutes dead. Also, I wouldn't eat her pussy... that'd just be gross.
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>>703544297
dude if you are fucking strange you where protection. are you dumb or stupid?
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So you found a corpse and you want to justify your rape of another human, dead or alive?

Sure why not, send the checks to their families and remember to state the reason behind the gracious donation
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>>703518736
because they're in no condition to consent, which makes it rape.
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>>703544551
>are you dumb or stupid?
I'm one of those things, but not the other
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>>703542019
dude green text that shit sounds like some good wincest
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>>703518736
How has this thread not been deleted yet.
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>>703519245
...and people say there are no more gentleman, ha!
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>>703544617
>justify your rape of another human
You can't "rape" a non-sentient glob of inanimate matter. Rape is the forcible fucking of someone against their consent.
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>>703544942
its not even bad its just people talking about the merits of necro shit
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>>703544744
>because they're in no condition to consent, which makes it rape.
so people who use sex toys are raping the sex toys?
#animateobjectprivilege
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No lube, dude, dat pussy dry, doe he worms mite be awesome
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>>703545059
>>703545059
You what how when why what?
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>>703532695
Neither is wanting to fuck dead girls.
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>>703543915
Not the good whores.
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>>703532804
>jiggle
>dead
Pick 1
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>>703543915

>Wants to fuck a dead corpse

>DOESN'T want to fuck a whore because she *might* have a disease
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>>703545454
But then you can't fuck those whores without a condom. Non-condomless sex is bullshit
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>>703545577
Does fat suddenly stop jiggling when you're dead?
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I believe some Arab country lets husbands spend time with their dead wives. For "grieving."
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>>703546354
Yes. As someone whos had a fair amount of experience with dead things, you guys really aren't factoring how long it rakes for rigour mortis to set in, it's not a heap of time.
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>>703518736
It's your right to fuck her dead or alive whenever you want.
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>>703545960
Renting a corpse would be expensive as fuck. If you spent the same amount of money on a premium whore who's clean you wouldn't need to wear a rubber.
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>>703544551
Atleast I know how to spell wear
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Like this doesn't happen. Talk to people who work in a morgue or funeral home.
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>>703520259

This isn't feminist/SJW cringe thread, autismo
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It's wrong because the family would care and dead people are creepy as hell, especially if they don't look dead but you can tell they are.
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>>703546863
Ah ok, I thought rigor mortis only affected muscle.
I can't really imagine, a sweet butt suddenly becoming hard
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>>703549100
Most of the jiggle is because of both liquid and muscle flexibility, after death you start losing both fast.
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>>703518736
>it just makes sense


10/10 lol
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>>703519638
George R. R. Martin actually wrote a story kind of about this
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>>703542531
anyone claiming he is an oldfag is a newfag

that picture is an obvious shop

go kill yourself now faggot
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>>703518736
It's a school night. Off with you.
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>>703537227
I found the married guy!
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wtf is this thread
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Get a bit more gory guys
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>>703521829
They embalm corpses, take all the fluids out and stuff so they dont decompose
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>>703552545
I want to send this to my brother on my phone. Can someone make it 999 kb for me?
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Why pay money to fuck a dead girl when you can buy any sex toy once and keep re-using it
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>>703518736
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>>703528167
Just put the business in Massachusetts. That place is full of degerates.

>how much for this succulent threeway OP?
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This thread is relative to my interests.

>>703553078
>>703552951
>>703554157

Summer fags go to bed school is tommorow.
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I love the total disregard for life in this thread to do as you please to a diseased organism.

No sarcasm.
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Pussy not fresh
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Stinky dead fuck holes that don't orgasm
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>>703518736
You can't be a functional human being.
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