You are in the South tower of the WTC, the last two digits of your post number determine what floor you're on.
Floors 1-30 safe.
Floors 30-60 better hurry.
Floors 60-75 slim chance.
Floors 75-85 point of impact, you are dead.
Floors 85-UP might as well jump.
>>703514866
I'll be fine.
jumping no matter what floor
Roll
>>703514866
pls luckerino
>>703514866
Nice dubs! Roll
>>703514866
roll
mememe
everything's gonna be alright.
>>703514866
rolelrino
r011
>>703515009
Luck is on your side, friend.
Roll
rollllll
>>703514866
WOOHOOO
efsdcfvc
asdfadsfx
Let's go
Roll
fine
asdas
Lucky roll
>>703514866
rollerino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU
>>703515196
Well fuck
>>703514866
Roll for 99
How dead am I?
>>703514866
I got this.
lets roll
>>703514866
Just got off an elevator
dead i am
>>703514866
big bucks no whammies.
If I was in floor 85 or above, I just would've swung outside and rappelled down to a lower floor, below the blast zone.
Rollerino
Let's do this
>>703515102
Fuck yoy i hope a jumper lands on your head
Holy shit, original Thread here. Nice job OP, you mighty faggot. Roll.
ez
Syria get
Roll
Im safe
It will be ok
>>703514866
i will survive
Rolling
>>703514866
rollin for 1 baby
boogerman to the rescue
rolling
Desu
>>703514866
roll.
DED
Am I gonna survive?
roll
Rotolo
Roll
Roll
>>703514866
I want to fly
>>703514866
stay safe
Roll
>>703515373
Using what extremely long piece of what?
rool
>>703514866
Roll for death
Ground floor
But I'm going to stick around to see how this plays out
I'm sure ill make it
Roll
Easy
>>703514866
Oh boy, its that a fucking plane ?
Damn nigga!
>>703515373
>normal casual office worker in 2001
>has climbing gear at the ready
Bring it on shitskins. Im invincible.
>>703515608
Fucking win
>>703514866
MY NAME IS خسشةشغخةشةش AND THIS IS JIHADIST BASE JUMPING!
>>703515499
Do a flip
Oh my god is that a plane?
Yolo
>>703514866
Roll
roll
Roll
27 get
roll for death
>>703514866
roll
Please let me die. Btw great dubs, check em.
Do a flip
>>703515499
99 nice.
>>703515499
Fucking jump
Another day in the office-OH FUUU
>>703514866
>>703514866
Kek grant me life!
Thank god i got out in time
>>703514866
Rolio for the polio
>>703514866
Roll
>>703514866
ill be fine nigguh
RNGesus hear my prayer!
06 get
roll also checkem
>>703515587
Haha yeah gonna do a backflip.
Roll
>>703514866
If dubs then parachute
If singles parakeet
OH FUCK WHAT WAS THAT
I believe I can fly!
Roll
>75 pls
just a regular Tuesday morning, cant wait for Friday
>>703514866
Roll
Let me just just put something in the fax machine and......
Roll for the jews
Daily reminder those that died in the towers deserved it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXriphg1Yqs
>>703514866
rolling for 99
Well, I'm dead either way
Rollin for dad
Go go go
>>703515625
Topzoz
roll
>>703515499
Okay I'm fucked, rollin
rall
roll
Rollerino pls be alive
>>703514866
rollin
Fuck, let's roll.
Allahu akbar
>>703514866
If 69 black lives matter did 911
DAMNIT BUSH
>>703515550
Damn right! (y)
Rollin
kek, rowl
>>703515844
checked
>>703514866
Ey
roll
the sad part is that people who escaped the towers but got caught in the huge debris cloud are dead or dying of lung cancer right now
Kek
>>703514866
im feeling lucky
I win
Huh I'll okay
>>703516294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM
im gonna jump anyways, dont care what floor
I'm fucked
i want to die
rull
F
rollin
24
I have no regrets
>>703514866
i wanna die
Winrar
well, i want to live
inb4 99
Let's hope I die!
bump
>>703514866
roll
>>703514866
Roll for 80
Im making it
is it me, or is that plane flying a little low?
plot twist - i'm the pilot
>>703514866
Wiiii
>>703514866
rollo
>>703514866
ALLAHU AKBAAAR
Ayy
>>703514866
I'm a lucky guy so I'm fine.
kill me
winrar
hi
rolling
>>703516666
CHECKED
>>703514939
bottom floor jump
>>703516666
Q U A D S
>>703514866
rocklin
>>703516666
>quads
>>703516666
O shit
I have failed in each search engine for years in my quest for the animated gif of Squidward getting mad and hitting a golf-ball that changes to the impact of the planes on 9/11. There any niggas out there who have it?
rollerino
I'm afraid of heights!
Roll for life
>>703514866
rawlin
>be me
>be 26
>Have degree in buisness with a minor in finance
>work at WTC
>be an economic adviser at Merrill Lynch
>make 6 figures a year
>can barely afford a 2 bedroom apartment
>have Waifu
>have baby right now
>have another baby on the way
>cant afford
work on 70th floor of one world Trade
>on the phone 90% of my day
>my hair is 40% grey
>live 2 blocks away from wtc because I am lazy
>rent is 4K a month
>wife just had kid
>found out last month she is pregnant again
>going to have 2 kids
>shes a teacher doesnt make shit
>mfw when I am Adult
>mfw no one will knock down my tower again
please mussies knock down my tower
>>703514866
"Boy that field trip sure was fun."
ded
I'm pushing you guys out of my way
Hoping to jump. I've always wanted to fly
roll
>>703516666
Quads brings be a personal helicopter to pick me up, what did I tell ya?
>>703514866
goin' for tha jump
rolle
rolling please!
Fuck might as well try my luck
>>703516666
he brought his climbing gear to work
rollerderby
>>703516666
:O satanic quints of safety
Lynch nigs
>>703514866
rolling!
come on let me live
Roll 911, flying the plane
>>703514866
heeeelp
Rolling
Roll
>>703514866
I want you all to know you'll see me hell after I jump and you're a bunch of faggots
Might as well jump.
>>703514866
pls no
Allahu akbar
Ro0ll
Memes are fake and gay
rawlin'
let me die
rollo
Am I safe
>>703514866
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
try me faggot
ya whatever
rollin
>>703516981
BETTER GET TO FLAPPIN NIGGA
I'm sure today's just like any other.
Niggers
roll?
>>703514866
im safe xd
>>703517043
yey
>>703514866
Easy. Survival is no prob when you've followed Bear Grylls for YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS!
rolllll4
EASY
>>703514866
rolling!
>>703516902
Fuck me, I was so close
I can fly...
lets fly
rollo
just gonna take the stairs fam
Roll
>>703514866
Roll
>>703514866
doin' a flip
>>703514866
easy
>>703517199
Jinxed it
Let's see
>>703515499
rollins!
>>703514866
Fuck you faggots, I live!
>>703517199
RIP
>>703514866
75-85 please
Rollan
roll
>>703514866
finally, people who aren't affended by 9/11 jokes.
Lel
Good thing I have a parachute
Hitler did good :D
Gimme 85
>>703514866
We dead boyz!!!
last one was 86, see how fucked up I am...
rollo pollo
No sand nigger is going to get me
I'm safe.
rolling for Ground Zero
r
Bush did 9/11
Praying for death
>>703514866
nice dubs also roll
Kill me
rrr
>>703514866
I only just got in the building.
Gvcvv
>>703514866
Rolll
May Allah save me.
>>703514866
JUMP
>>703514866
Allahu akbar
85UP PLeaSE
>>703514866
Kill the sandniglets.
>>703514866
Rerolling to not get cucked
Halp
roll
Re roll
>>703514866
mom pls
>>703514866
Rol..
>>703514866
get
roll
>>703514866
Floor 90 get
>>703514866
allahu akbar!
>>703514866
PLZ no ded
>>703514866
Aloha akbar
Nope
I asked for this
>>703514866
roll
Yaaaasssssss
>>703514866
My last day is finally here! Just need to finish some paper work
>>703514866
Ohh shit I'm outta here
>>703515499
Lololol
>>703514866
Roll out!
>>703514866
Rollan'
Rolling for Jesus
Roll...
Inside job
Feeling fine on floor 99
lemme die
>>703514866
Rooollerino
99 get
Top floor get
r--rollin.
>>703514866
stop being such an islamophobe
>>703517584
Hahaha sorry buddy nice try. Rollin for safety :)
>>703514866
nigus I am free. All yall mofos gonna die
>>703514866
e d g e
Rolling for slim chance, I like danger.
>>703514866
nigga we gon be aright
roll
>>703517987
Well fuck
Oh boy
>>703514866
Roll
roorroro
99 get
>>703514866
easy peasy lucky man walking give me floor 89 please
Just a few more emails to send out and I can go home to the wife and newborn
i will live
roll
>>703514866
At least I'm not gay
>>703514866
Roll
get
xvXCvxv
>>703514866
50 down get
this is a turrible game
Investigate 3/11
keep rollin rollin rollin what
I am Osama bin Laden
>>703514866
oh shit boy
>>703514866
Rol
niggers
Roll
rollin rollin rollin what
>>703518021
That's the most horrific thing I've ever seen
>>703514866
rollng
>>703517665
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO SILLY FAGGOT!!!!
I'M SAFE. >>703518021 I'LL SAY HI TO YOUR FAMILY FOR YOU IF I SEE THEM!!!
Happy 9-11 you dub son of a bitch!!! Have fun up there still trading while those buildings are about the come down!!!
>>703518420
Keep
What? ITS THAT A F*CKING PLANE!?
>>703515390
Youre gonna be that jumper aren't you
I would love lo live in NYC
>>703518420
Wowwwwww
>>703514866
00 ground floor get
rollinsky
>>703518420
420 blaze it fgt
Am I jumpman