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You are in the South tower of the WTC, the last two digits of your post number determine what floor you're on.
Floors 1-30 safe.
Floors 30-60 better hurry.
Floors 60-75 slim chance.
Floors 75-85 point of impact, you are dead.
Floors 85-UP might as well jump.
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>>703514866

I'll be fine.
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jumping no matter what floor
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Roll
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>>703514866

pls luckerino
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>>703514866
Nice dubs! Roll
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>>703514866
roll
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mememe
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everything's gonna be alright.
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>>703514866
rolelrino
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r011
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>>703515009
Luck is on your side, friend.
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Roll
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rollllll
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>>703514866
WOOHOOO
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efsdcfvc
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asdfadsfx
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Let's go
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Roll
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fine
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asdas
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Lucky roll
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>>703514866
rollerino
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU
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>>703515196
Well fuck
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>>703514866
k
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>>703514866
Roll for 99
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How dead am I?
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>>703514866
I got this.
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lets roll
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>>703514866
Just got off an elevator
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dead i am
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>>703514866
big bucks no whammies.
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If I was in floor 85 or above, I just would've swung outside and rappelled down to a lower floor, below the blast zone.
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Rollerino
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Let's do this
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>>703515102
Fuck yoy i hope a jumper lands on your head
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Holy shit, original Thread here. Nice job OP, you mighty faggot. Roll.
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ez
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Syria get
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Roll
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Im safe
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It will be ok
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>>703514866
i will survive
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Rolling
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>>703514866
rollin for 1 baby
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boogerman to the rescue
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rolling
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Desu
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>>703514866
roll.
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DED
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Am I gonna survive?
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roll
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Rotolo
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Roll
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Roll
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>>703514866
I want to fly
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>>703514866

stay safe
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Roll
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>>703515373
Using what extremely long piece of what?
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rool
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>>703514866
Roll for death
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Ground floor
But I'm going to stick around to see how this plays out
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I'm sure ill make it
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Roll
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Easy
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>>703514866
Oh boy, its that a fucking plane ?
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Damn nigga!
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>>703515373
>normal casual office worker in 2001
>has climbing gear at the ready
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Bring it on shitskins. Im invincible.
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>>703515608
Fucking win
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>>703514866
MY NAME IS خسشةشغخةشةش AND THIS IS JIHADIST BASE JUMPING!
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>>703515499
Do a flip
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Oh my god is that a plane?
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Yolo
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>>703514866
Roll
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roll
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Roll
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27 get
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roll for death
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>>703514866
roll
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Please let me die. Btw great dubs, check em.
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Do a flip
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>>703515499
99 nice.
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>>703515499
Fucking jump
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Another day in the office-OH FUUU
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>>703514866
>>703514866
Kek grant me life!
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Thank god i got out in time
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>>703514866
Rolio for the polio
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>>703514866
Roll
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>>703514866
ill be fine nigguh
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RNGesus hear my prayer!

06 get
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roll also checkem
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>>703515587
Haha yeah gonna do a backflip.
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Roll
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>>703514866
If dubs then parachute
If singles parakeet
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OH FUCK WHAT WAS THAT
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I believe I can fly!
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Roll
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>75 pls
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just a regular Tuesday morning, cant wait for Friday
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>>703514866
Roll
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Let me just just put something in the fax machine and......
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Roll for the jews
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Daily reminder those that died in the towers deserved it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXriphg1Yqs
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>>703514866
rolling for 99
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Well, I'm dead either way
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Rollin for dad
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Go go go
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>>703515625
Topzoz
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roll
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>>703515499
Okay I'm fucked, rollin
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rall
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roll
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Rollerino pls be alive
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>>703514866
rollin
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Fuck, let's roll.
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Allahu akbar
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>>703514866
If 69 black lives matter did 911
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DAMNIT BUSH
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>>703515550
Damn right! (y)
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Rollin
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kek, rowl
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>>703515844
checked
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>>703514866
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Ey
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roll
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the sad part is that people who escaped the towers but got caught in the huge debris cloud are dead or dying of lung cancer right now
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Kek
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>>703514866
im feeling lucky
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I win
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Huh I'll okay
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>>703516294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM
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im gonna jump anyways, dont care what floor
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I'm fucked
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i want to die
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rull
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F
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rollin
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24
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I have no regrets
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>>703514866
i wanna die
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Winrar
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well, i want to live
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inb4 99
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Let's hope I die!
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bump
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>>703514866
roll
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>>703514866
Roll for 80
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Im making it
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is it me, or is that plane flying a little low?
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plot twist - i'm the pilot
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>>703514866
Wiiii
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>>703514866
rollo
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>>703514866
ALLAHU AKBAAAR
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Ayy
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>>703514866
I'm a lucky guy so I'm fine.
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kill me
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winrar
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hi
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rolling
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>>703516666
CHECKED
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>>703514939
bottom floor jump
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>>703516666
Q U A D S
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>>703514866
rocklin
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>>703516666
>quads
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>>703516666
O shit
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I have failed in each search engine for years in my quest for the animated gif of Squidward getting mad and hitting a golf-ball that changes to the impact of the planes on 9/11. There any niggas out there who have it?
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rollerino
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I'm afraid of heights!
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Roll for life
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>>703514866

rawlin
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>be me
>be 26
>Have degree in buisness with a minor in finance
>work at WTC
>be an economic adviser at Merrill Lynch
>make 6 figures a year
>can barely afford a 2 bedroom apartment
>have Waifu
>have baby right now
>have another baby on the way
>cant afford
work on 70th floor of one world Trade
>on the phone 90% of my day
>my hair is 40% grey
>live 2 blocks away from wtc because I am lazy
>rent is 4K a month
>wife just had kid
>found out last month she is pregnant again
>going to have 2 kids
>shes a teacher doesnt make shit
>mfw when I am Adult
>mfw no one will knock down my tower again

please mussies knock down my tower
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>>703514866
"Boy that field trip sure was fun."
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ded
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I'm pushing you guys out of my way
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Hoping to jump. I've always wanted to fly
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roll
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>>703516666
Quads brings be a personal helicopter to pick me up, what did I tell ya?
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>>703514866
goin' for tha jump
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rolle
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rolling please!
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Fuck might as well try my luck
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>>703516666
he brought his climbing gear to work
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rollerderby
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>>703516666
:O satanic quints of safety
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Lynch nigs
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>>703514866
rolling!
come on let me live
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Roll 911, flying the plane
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>>703514866
heeeelp
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Rolling
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Roll
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>>703514866
I want you all to know you'll see me hell after I jump and you're a bunch of faggots
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Might as well jump.
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>>703514866
pls no
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Allahu akbar
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Ro0ll
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Memes are fake and gay
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rawlin'
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let me die
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rollo
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Am I safe
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>>703514866
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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try me faggot
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ya whatever
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rollin
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>>703516981
BETTER GET TO FLAPPIN NIGGA
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I'm sure today's just like any other.
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>>703514866
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Niggers
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roll?
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>>703514866
im safe xd
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>>703517043
yey
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>>703514866
Easy. Survival is no prob when you've followed Bear Grylls for YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS!
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rolllll4
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EASY
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>>703514866
rolling!
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>>703516902
Fuck me, I was so close
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I can fly...
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lets fly
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rollo
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just gonna take the stairs fam
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Roll
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>>703514866
Roll
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>>703514866
doin' a flip
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>>703514866
easy
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>>703517199
Jinxed it
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Let's see
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>>703515499
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rollins!
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>>703514866
ok
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>>703514866
Fuck you faggots, I live!
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>>703517199
RIP
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>>703514866
75-85 please
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Rollan
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roll
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>>703514866
finally, people who aren't affended by 9/11 jokes.
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Lel
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Good thing I have a parachute
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Hitler did good :D
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Gimme 85
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>>703514866
We dead boyz!!!
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last one was 86, see how fucked up I am...
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rollo pollo
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No sand nigger is going to get me
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I'm safe.

rolling for Ground Zero
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r
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Bush did 9/11
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Praying for death
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>>703514866
nice dubs also roll
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Kill me
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rrr
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>>703514866
I only just got in the building.
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Gvcvv
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>>703514866
Rolll
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May Allah save me.
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>>703514866
JUMP
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>>703514866
Allahu akbar
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85UP PLeaSE
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>>703514866
Kill the sandniglets.
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>>703514866
Rerolling to not get cucked
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Halp
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roll
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Re roll
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>>703514866
mom pls
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>>703514866
Rol..
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>>703514866
get
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roll
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>>703514866
Floor 90 get
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>>703514866
allahu akbar!
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>>703514866
PLZ no ded
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>>703514866
Aloha akbar
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Nope
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I asked for this
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>>703514866
roll
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Yaaaasssssss
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>>703514866
My last day is finally here! Just need to finish some paper work
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>>703514866
Ohh shit I'm outta here
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>>703515499
Lololol
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>>703514866
Roll out!
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>>703514866
Rollan'
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Rolling for Jesus
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Roll...
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Inside job
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Feeling fine on floor 99
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lemme die
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>>703514866
Rooollerino
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99 get
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Top floor get
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r--rollin.
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>>703514866
stop being such an islamophobe
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>>703517584
Hahaha sorry buddy nice try. Rollin for safety :)
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>>703514866
nigus I am free. All yall mofos gonna die
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>>703514866
e d g e
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Rolling for slim chance, I like danger.
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>>703514866
nigga we gon be aright
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roll
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>>703517987
Well fuck
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Oh boy
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>>703514866
Roll
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roorroro
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99 get
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>>703514866
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>>703514866
easy peasy lucky man walking give me floor 89 please
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Just a few more emails to send out and I can go home to the wife and newborn
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i will live
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roll
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>>703514866
At least I'm not gay
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>>703514866
Roll
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get
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xvXCvxv
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>>703514866
50 down get
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this is a turrible game
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Investigate 3/11
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keep rollin rollin rollin what
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I am Osama bin Laden
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>>703514866
oh shit boy
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>>703514866
Rol
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niggers
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Roll
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>>703514866
F
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rollin rollin rollin what
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>>703518021
That's the most horrific thing I've ever seen
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>>703514866
rollng
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>>703517665
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO SILLY FAGGOT!!!!

I'M SAFE. >>703518021 I'LL SAY HI TO YOUR FAMILY FOR YOU IF I SEE THEM!!!

Happy 9-11 you dub son of a bitch!!! Have fun up there still trading while those buildings are about the come down!!!
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>>703518420
Keep
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What? ITS THAT A F*CKING PLANE!?
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>>703515390
Youre gonna be that jumper aren't you
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I would love lo live in NYC
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>>703518420
Wowwwwww
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>>703514866

00 ground floor get
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rollinsky
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>>703518420
420 blaze it fgt
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Am I jumpman
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