Faces of /b/ thread
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Faces of /b/ thread
Post one without zits
this is now a hotties for /b/ thread
>>703512769
Oml op is fake but hot as fuck
>>703513581
Why get facial piercings? I would assume you were a cool guy if you didn't have them. You look like a fag.
>>703513922
>>703512769
time stamp or gtfo
>>703512769
ey bb where u from
4
Truckerfag here
>>703517693
Whats it like? Is it worth it? Thinking about becoming a trucker
>>703513922
She's kinda beautiful. What's the rest of her like?
>>703512769
>>703518015
Its a lifestyle first and foremost. Dont do it if you have a wife or kids. Your first year or two will suck because you're restricted to large carriers who can insure you. Two clean years in and you can expect 40-60k annually. I'm probably going to buy this truck next year. Gross will be 200-300k annually. I enjoy the self sufficient, self contained aspect of it. Got everything I need in here and can live anywhere I want. Microwave above the bunk. Cooker and keurig to the left (took my passenger seat out.) Fridge will go above the bunk when i finish the cabinets. Laptop and printer/scanner behind my feet cause I just finished paperwork for the week. Its not bad overall.
>>703518905
>Don't do it if you have a wife or kids
:)
>>703518614
ksi
>>703513581
Hey Sexy...
You are hot yourself.
Wish I could feel your dick in my pussy
>>703519088
Hey, this is /b/ of 2016 we're talking about. Everybody is on /b/ now.
>>703519088
do it if you have a wife and kids that you hate
I know
>>703519321
What does this have to do with his post?
>>703519407
You look cool bro
>>703519388
So you can be on the road for weeks at a time knowing your wife is fucking someone else while you still send money home? Nah bruh
>>703512769
What kind of beta would settle for a Pepe looking bitch like this
>>703512769
All she needs is a nosejob
>>703519615
Figured he was implying this is /b/ therefore nobody is married or has kids because only socially awkward virgins are here.
>>703513581
Im having a really hard time guessing your age for some reason.
>>703513922
called fake so she will answer people, funny
>>703517693
Nice beard bro
>>703513922
this bitch fat af.
>>703519407
become an actor, you will get a shit ton of work, ugly people who accept themselves live good lives.
>>703520022
Pretty sure he actually meant he has a wife or something so he cant become a trucker
>>703518905
do you have any fun stories or is it just as mundane as any other job
>>703520106
Ah, yeah you're probably right. Didn't look at the pic closely enough. Thought it was a facepalm.
>>703520039
Ty. Its due to laziness, not grooming.
I don't timestamp; I drink.
most of the married people are probably oldfags
>>703520342
Some days are boring as hell. Others are ass puckering, winter mountain driving for example. I've seen just about every combination of stupidity one can perform on the road. I've seen major accidents and fatalities happen right in front of me. Saved a 13 year old prostitute by getting her in the truck and calling the cops while her pimp followed us into a rest area where state police were waiting. Tons of shit.
>>703517693
you look too intelligent to be a trucker. I'm guessing you do this to mask your serial killing?
>>703512769
Tits out
>>703521141
>Saved a 13 year old prostitute by getting her in the truck and calling the cops while her pimp followed us into a rest area where state police were waiting.
=
>picked up a 13 year old prostitute and when I saw the cops were about to arrest me before I could murder and dismember her, I blamed a black dude nearby and the cops bought it
im secretly black
Heres me
ITT: people who look like theyre going to go on a shooting rampage
>>703521479
Along with /b/, everyones in trucking nowadays. We've got high school dropouts as well as Ph.D with honors out here. I could probably walk around this truck stop and find a former cop, a gangbanger, an orchestral musician, a computer/robotics nerd (me), or any other kind of person you could think of.
>change gear, change gear, change gear, murder hooker, change gear, change gear
vulvas out for harambe
hi
>>703521915
Hot nerdgirl fembot. keep doing ya thang babygurl
>>703521915
Your eyes position in the picture, show that you are looking directly at your own face using the frontcam.
Smile looks incincere, which insinuates that you're not entirely happy about what you're looking at.
6/10 more confidence plz
>>703521694
>knock on door after dark
>fucking lot lizards...
>"hey cutie you want some company?"
>way too young
>ask if she needs help
>tell her to get in
>leave truck stop
>get gun and phone
>set up trap
>????????
>profit
Shout out to Missouri highway patrol. I still talk to her. She's doing well.
>>703522620
Wew
Pretty much all true tho
You d
>>703522095
>Everyone's in trucking nowadays
[Citation needed]
>>703522907
Fug hit post by mistake
>>703521915
are you on some drugs? those pupils are enormous lol, seriously asking
>>703522003
What do you mean? The thought never occured! :D
Pls no bully.
>>703522907
>>703520039 this is me, feel free to talk shit.
>>703520039
A god amongst men
>>703523098
Nah i just got freaky eyes
youngfag here (not from serbia, fake location)
>>703523346
oh, thats cute:D
>>703523465
Its not even half your fucking face, why are you copying every ugly woman on facebook?
>>703522216
so where's yours?
I welcome being roasted.
>>703522977
>asking for citation from direct source
>wtf_are_you_doing.jpg
>>703523580
yo, chill, its me, and im a man lol, jealous?
>>703523528
Aw thanks
>>703521915
Lol, that smiles great, it really shows how disappointed in life you are. It reminds me of me.
>>703523762
you seem insecure.
>>703523791
you welcome
>>703523180
The fuck kindof shower curtains is them? White people, tell ya' h'what.
here u go f@m just got out of the shower
>>703523972
You what?
>>703523903
Jeez didnt think this one pic whoud reveal my depression and self hatred to everyone
>>703523947
<3
>>703523945
>>703523945
maybe a little lol
>>703524262
dat heart tho, thanks
>>703522216
Elliptical transparent bodies within a meter radius of text depicting the vile vulture is un-sacred.
having a shit day fam
I'm doing the nothing at all package tbh
>>703523654
I'd rather ask from someone more credible than a manlet
>>703521785 here
>>703512769
8/10 lose the nose ring and the unique snowflake attitude
>>703513581
6/10 caveman hipster
>>703517693
7/10 nice beard keep that shit tight
>>703517814
6/10 generic asian
>>703518614
4/10 blacklivesmatter
>>703519179
5/10 arab detected
>>703519407
2/10 sandy hook shooter
>>703520039
7/10 not ugly, not hot, average, decide wht youre gonna do with that facial hair, full beard or bald eagle
>>703520716
3/10 we play dungeons and dragons and collect comic books
>>703521207
4/10 shave, lose the glasses and youll become a 5/10
>>703521915
7/10 insecure nerdgirl fembot
>>703522216
5/10 gb2 tumblr
>>703522227
5/10 ANIME and MANGA
>>703522242
i had to turn my laptop upside down to tell if you were a dude or a chick, still not sure
>>703522274
7/10 frat boy?
>>703522478
9/10 attractive and exotic athlete, good job
>>703523180
4/10 oh the androgyny
>>703522227
I'm doing the nothing at all package tbh
>>703524641
no
>>703524641
"lose the nose ring"
>1950s detected
>>703524641
Whats a fembot tho?
>>703524641
> beard compliments
I was going to shave today too. I look so much younger when I do!
>>703524641
Hi again
i am the most handsome on /b/
>>703524860
In a society that has destroyed all adventure, the only adventure left is to DESTROY that SOCIETY.
>>703525759
yeah probably
why not
>>703526121
white snoop
>>703512769
Had a beach day
>>703525759
bit fuller jaw and thinner nose, then maybe.
>>703525860
tru.
but...but... what if we just went out for pizza? The choices we make. My graham condenser is overshooting so I gotta turn down the the reflux, bye :)
>>703526925
interesting beard
>>703521785
>>703524641
Ill do you then
> I have an unhealthy internet obsession and i hide behind multiple layers of ironic humor to masquerade the fact that i have crippling depression
>>703526576
i can't say that i really see the resemblance,but i laughed nonetheless. cheers
>>703524079
Sexy m8
make me kill myself
>>703523918
Trapping butterflies on skin... epidermis... epithelium... so cruel... like a wombat stuck... plastered to wall in uncles bathroom... glue... please don't be cruel.
>>703527453
post dick?
>>703523918
>extra toes
>>703523918
That is sexy as hell
>>703527453
"Hi, I'm Bam Margera and this is the chin strap."
>>703521915
You look like this one girl I roofied so I could practice pretending being a person that's knocked out by manipulating them from behind... dropped you off in Toronto with a fake Canadian birth certificate... do you have a very hazy memory of a guy named Crulintinik who was into collecting antique furniture covers?
Rate me
>>703527453
Not horrible actually, but how old?
>>703528226
What the heck
And no ive never been to canada
>>703525207
Girls who giv suky suk liek robot
Apparently I look gay, at least that's what everyone says
>>703525080
edgy piercing twat detected
>>703527918
pre
>>703528604
I fucked up the orientation, life is hard
>>703526587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c
>>703528751
timestamp?
>>703528845
that one guy who gets bullied at school alot, but then gets a degree, gets a good job, while his bullies are on wellfare / 10
>>703528795
...?
>>703528563
not bad, got pic in regular clothes for comparison?
>>703529187
that's fair
>>703527918
that depends, are you a hot girl?
>>703529512
That good? Rate me? Kinda insecure about myself tbh.
>>703529962
mediocre grill tbh
Dicks out.
>>703529161
Maybe if I was gonna post nudes or something. But I'm not. So...
>>703529735
nigger / harambe
>>703517693
you ever moved heavy equipment for arnett and burgess around grande prairie or fox creek?
>>703530265
have u done that?
>>703530148
Normy ass lookin' fag
>>703530726
Everyone on /b/'s posted nudes atleast once thats how you get the secret code to get in twat.
>>703517693
what up fam, been cdl for 23 years now, ATPX
where was your peter bilt?
>>703527453
Polish/10
test
hello /b/ <3
>>703530929
kek, well keep me posted pls.Dont wanna miss next time u post
>>703528378
7/10. Love how your eyes look like brown marbles in this pic
>>703531649
underage much?
>>703531812
No, but thank you very much, I try to maintain my youthful luster :-)
Why not. My mehish face.
>>703523654
you are from Texas rigth?
>>703532345
Denton
>>703532328
Chad leave
>>703528517
Damnit! I was hoping by writing such a generic scenario, I could give you a personal memory of me to build rapport on. guess odd's aren't in my favor. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And your smile's real pretty.
>>703532520
Lol I've never been called a Chad before. I may look decent and I'm kinda ahletic but I'm socially awkward betafag.
>>703521915
show boipucci and feminine penis
>>703532226
Sorry, especially hard to tell age with just a slim body to go bye.
>>703528986
don dirsepect ma twin w/ dat utta shitt
>>703521915
yoyo rancid, still cute
>>703527453
good lookin lad
>>703529973
def a 7, ur gr8 m8
>>703525013
I keep picturing this pic of you in my head.
Except you're guzzling something beside coke...
...Fruit punch. Soda is satan drink, rots your teeth, hardens your heart and shit.
>>703533121
>implying Chad is a compliment
Sup
