ylyl
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ylyl
>>703509170
10/kek, I read that while taking a shit
>>703509170
This made kek a lil
>>703509170
Fucking crying at the bar from laughter. People wondering why. Kek/10
>>703510787
Fatty kek
>>703510981
Another fatty kek
Anti Kek
>>703510981
An entire tree does not count as vegetarian, especially when it's still got birds and squirrels in it. How many times do I have to fucking tell you that, Kelly?!?
>>703511192
someone should slap that man
lets make this a ernie and bernie thread
>>703509170
I lost already, fuck you OP lmao
>>703510685
It's funny because it's true
>>703511192
>>703511363
You must like her,
Pic related then
>>703511511
My personal favorite
>>703511721
Haven't seen this one before. Made me grin
>>703512289
Jaws 2016
>>703509170
high fiber shits are awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G8-3XIYVE8
hahah,great thread
>>703512555
And with that get im out
>>703513287
kek
>>703513287
fag
>>703513627
Thanks for joining us tonight Bill
>>703513639
>discourage anything but porn and waifu threads
>"uhg why is /b/ so shit
>"hah I'm a god damn hero"
Why do you even come here?
>>703512289
Here is the full episode if anyones interested: http://www.speedvid.net/ocbdvok6xt1f#
Just close the ad that pops up and your good
>>703513768
Thanks, Lori
>>703513903
So you just admit that you have nothing to offer and are just as bad?
Okay.
>>703511721
Lost at I have no brother
>>703514047
John: I really, really, really like this image.
>>703514160
Alright then.
1 man spam LUL
>>703514288
John, haha
>>703513287
blig reppley
>>703512289
thicc af fam
>>703514650
I really really like this image
>>703514772
Thanks, Lori.
>>703509170
best fucking thing ive read on this board in awhile lost/10
>>703514985
Haha where did you find this one
>>703515055
DUBS
>>703515098
Oh, somewhere online haha. It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining us tonight Bill
>>703509170
i was pissed off and feeling a bit down, but you made my night OP, thanks
1 man spam. fucking nigger
>>703515169
I really, really, really, like this image.
>>703511721
saved, thank you kindly sir, many keks were leaked
>>703513287
that's fucking grand
gg
made me laugh purely by doing that
11/10
>>703509170
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>703515412
If you hate ylyl threads so much why do you bump them constantly? You're literally the only one even doing anything.
>>703509664
End yourself
10 shillings if you can guess how this ends
>>703511721
Yep, that's datura.
Wouldn't recommend it.
>>703509170
My Sides
>>703511312
lost
>>703514772
Kek, that the FBI tip line?
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
This has to be the most cancer/potassium filled thread I have ever seen.
Fucking banana men ruining every single thread.
>>703511721
lost it at
>i have no brother
>>703514690
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>>703515169
This got me so wet, source? Or can I just save it?
Hahah
>>703510898
If you've got something to say, spill the beans, otherwise, take a hike
>>703516855
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>>703516694
>Posts pic from resent thread that was clearly fake
>>703516694
Wat
>>703509170
Honestly the first time ive ever lost. That guy paints such a beautiful picture with words.
>>703515516
For once, this is completely and entirely appropriate. Most of the time, it comes after 1-5 bananas, but this... this is just bananas.
>>703513206
C-c-c-combo breaker!
>>703515622
Already knew how it ended and I don't live in some shitty third world country that uses anything but dollars. USA! USA! Oh shit it's 9/11
>>703511312
kek
>>703511733
Shoots militants who protect themselves with civilians as human shields?
Part 1
>>703509170
>not enough water/10
This is just ignorance not humour.
>>703509664
FUCK ME THAT'S SO SAD
>>703518212
HOLY SHIT FINALLY FOUND IT
>>703515546
Pathetic human don't know they are it themselves.
600lbs dude, will die soon laughing about that 100th time he spammed a ylyl thread with banana pictures from 2015.
Just abandon thread while the fat fuck enjoys himself.
why phil collins
>>703511363
hue
>>703509170
lol xD
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
>>703518466
I found part 2 a long time ago and I finally found part 1 yesterday in another ylyl
>>703513287
fuk
>>703512213
Satnija
>>703509664
get that shit out of my face i came here to laugh you motherfucking cunt
