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>Mysterious piece of metal flings out of Hillary's pant leg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZl9j580tM

WHAT COULD IT BE?
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Compression artifact disease.
It is pretty common using cheap shit camera technology, but is perfectly treatable.
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>>703505688
its her concience
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>>703506327
compression dont make no sound artifacts sounding like metal falling, nigga
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>>703505688
cockring, obviously
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>>703506549

*nigger
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She's a robot
She has no emotions
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>>703505688
that's where she keeps the fetus juice to power her robot body. she's like the 6million dollar man but way cheaper and bitchier
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>>703505688
Its a cough lolly. Its her hidden tell.
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I hope she has a stroke.
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>>703505688
Industrial tampon obviously
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She's a robot
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shes a robot alien whos come here to take over the world thats her screw
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>>703505688
ILLUMINATIS
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>>703505688
a coin?
a roach?
a tampon?
a leech?
a joint?
a key?
who knows?
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>>703505688
JET FUEL CANT MELT PIECE OF METAL FLINGS OUT OF HILLARY'S PANT LEG
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>>703505688
Its a camera artifact, look between the naked legs on the left at the same time
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>>703508315
This guy gets it
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>>703505688
my question is why does she have to me carried into the van?
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her oil plug is constantly falling out. i swear these old robots were designed to fail.
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>>703508794
BECAUSE SHE'S DYING YOU FUCKWIT
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>>703505688
I wish i could develop film in my pussy :(
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>>703508794
shes dying
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>>703505688
Her screws are loose
The old hag is falling apart
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>>703505688
Holy fuck you people are seriously retarded. How many of these threads do you have to make?

This only confirms that paid Trump shills are all over the place on /b/, because no one else is buying this Alex Jones tier bullshit.
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>>703505688
CONFIRMED.

She's a fucking robot or cyborg.
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>>703509537
>says the hil-shill
gb2 wherever you came from k
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>>703509537
feg detected
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>>703509499
I love all the dudes who try to block the view real quick. All they did is make it more obvious.
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nobody mentioning the snuke in her snizz
the fuck is wrong with you
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>>703510824
Totally agree
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>>703509537
i invite you to download my version of your image, which is a tad smaller but not as poorly compressed as yours.
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>>703505688
I don't see what you're talking about. Do you mean that dark discoloration right behind her left knee?
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>>703505688
Why do you think it looks like metal? It could be something else, couldn't it?
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>>703512199
Not what it looks like but what it sounds like on the video with audio in it.
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>>703512291
>what is video editing

please tell me that you're really not this stupid
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>>703506828

the six million dollar snatch
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>>703509499

looks like she can't get in gear. guess her clutch is worn out.
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>>703505688
Shes a robot
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>>703509537
>conspiracy
>actual video proof of something happening
you're a retard, hillary shill. I'm enjoying every moment of your meltdown scrambling to damage control
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>>703505688
You know what, if Hillary turns out to be a cyborg or something, I'm donating to her campaign. That would be the dopest thing, having an artificial POTUS.
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>>703513179
She just tripped, and you guys all go crazy saying she's having a stroke or a seizure. Really? Do you not see how retarded you are?
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>>703513179
>actual video proof of something happening
SOMETHING HAPPENING

IT'S SOMETHING
IT HAPPENED
SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED GUIZ

IT'S HAPPENING
I DON'T KNOW MATE
SOMETHING
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>>703505688
i hope she dies
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>>703513790
everyone knows what happened, ctr. you can see her dangling foot being dragged into the car. she was unconscious or paralyzed and they threw her in a van to cover it up.
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>>703505688
I think it's the shell casing from when she assassinated Kennedy on the grassy knoll. She must carry it with her at all times as a reminder/keepsake.
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>>703514097
>everyone knows what happened
actually, no. We don't. We know she lost her footing, and was dragged into the car, but we have no idea why.

>m-m-muh corrækt teh recuurhd
sure, I earned many shekels today, you totally outed my kike ass, but we still don't what exactly happened and why.
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>>703514470
she didnt lose her footing, ctr. she was literally being dragged and held up by a nurse and the poll she was rested upon. and everyone can see it with her own eyes.
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>>703514718
>everyone can see it

mmmmm okay
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Her balls of steel rubbing together metal filing is result.
Donald Trump has a big pussy
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>>703514718
>she didnt lose her footing
yes, she did. She starts to sway, probably dizzy or fainting, and loses her footing as she is dragged into the car. Anyone can see that something is wrong, but exactly what and why we don't know.

remember to write "ctr" again when replying, that way you can tell Trump you did your bit to re-correcting the record, should you ever meet him. I'm sure he'll be grateful.
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>>703509499
story?
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Oh my..... I love watching CTR scrambling in full on panic mode. This is the best entertainment I've had all morning.

topKek
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>>703507151
>>703507151
kek
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>>703513642
explain why needed to be carried into the van and her people start surrounding her to keep the cameras out? what are they trying to hide? do you even care?
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>>703515438
sorry ctr, but look closer. she literally cant even get up from the poll shes posted up on. they forcefully pull and lift her from the poll, then they try to drag her into the van but they cant so she just drops and her legs are limp being dragged.

everyone can see it with their own eyes, CTR.

its over
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>>703515575
they say she had some sort of heat stroke, dehydration. Looks like it.
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>>703515740
thanks for re-correcting the record, bro. The Trump campaign would be helpless without the likes of you.
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>>703515917
just for the sake of argument, what if she had a bad knee to begin with. if you're not feeling well and your knee is throbbin...
also, looks like her shoe kinda came off. pretty hard to walk wtih half your shoe off.
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>>703516141
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>>703515939
>sorry ctr, but look closer. she literally cant even get up from the poll shes posted up on. they forcefully pull and lift her from the poll, then they try to drag her into the van but they cant so she just drops and her legs are limp being dragged.
I never contested that, man. That's pretty much what I just wrote.. are you seriously so high on re-correcting the record, that you don't even read what us evil hill-shills write?

>its over
you sure? What if it's just heat stroke, like they said? Then what? And if she dies, or becomes incapacitated, then what do you think will happen? That's the really interesting part.
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>>703516416
In light of all of her other odd behavior, no....
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>>703516461
re-correcting the record, now with memes. Shits taking of, man.
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>>703516660
re-correcting the record
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>>703516416
plenty of times i've had a sore knee and worked another 8 hours into the night. if you can't take two steps and lift your own weight, and say things like "what's an e-mail?" or " i don't know where those phones went" then i'm afraid you're unfit to lead a summer camp, much less a country
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>>703516674
>>703516792
>>703516141

topKek

>shilling this hard

Way to correct the record, 2 shekels have been placed into your account.
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what's a camera artifact? not a fat lesbian so know nothing about cameras other than they are magic and steal our souls.

LOOKS LIKE A MAGNET! see the giggle as it lands?
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>>703517099
>can't argue shit
>imma just type HURR CTR
>I won again mom!
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>>703516416
She literally went unconscious dude. Her support staff had to drag her into the car with her toes dragging on the ground. Her staff was comatose man.

Oh and the stuff coming out of her pants leg was a turd. She lost control of all bodily functions including her ClintonAnus that opened freely and let loose some stool.
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>>703517162
wat
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>>703517162
you can't hear a camera artifact, shill.
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She's been collecting vibranium
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>>703517320
>Oh and the stuff coming out of her pants leg was a turd
a turd doesn't go "clink" when it hits the ground, dude. Unless she ate a bolt of course, the fuck do I know.
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>>703517269
I don't have to argue faggot. I have video evidence.

But you libtards don't believe evidence even when it's put right in front of your face.

And you like to claim that you're the intellectual ones.
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probably her 4th blackberry phone
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>>703517320
>including her ClintonAnus
wut
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>>703513642
Get the fuck off /b/ you shill.
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>>703517269
rad and edgy
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>>703517510
>internet videos are real

nice re-correcting the record
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>>703517483
She's on a smorgasboard of pharmaceuticals, most of which dry up turds like bricks.
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Europoort here. If you want to keep your routine in the US, it's simple, keep those sandmonkeys out. ALL OF THEM. They are not sad. They are grasshoppers. Filthy disgusting inferior pieces of shit. Out continent is going to shit all because of liberal bullshit. "They are people too". NO! Do yourself a favor and don't vote Hillary. She'll lure more muslims (=sandmonkeys) in. They have zero respect for anyone, just what they believe and want is important to them. They're super childish and lack reason. They can't have a normal conversation without screaming discrimination or Allahu Akbar. There is no mutual respect, even our cops and health care providers are cursed at and disrespected in general.

Just warning you all, US media is not reporting how bad it is in Europe right now. I feel a civil war coming up within a couple of years.
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>>703513642
Oh shit! The Bolsheviks on the Clinton News Network have have spoken; what they say must be true.
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>>703517269
the only thing here that needs correcting is your political opinion
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>>703505688
>OP starts thread on interesting thing coming out of hildawgs pant leg.
>"awesome, this looks really weird, I wonder what it is"
>scroll down
>partisan cancer ensues

WTF, why does this shit always trigger the shills and team choosing faggots to come out of their hole? Go back to pol you fucking tumors.
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>>703517510
>I don't have to argue faggot
of course not, you've learnt the magic words "CTR".
>I have video evidence
for what, exactly? that she became dizzy and had to be carried into the car? I know that, but I don't why. If you do, spill the beans.

tell us.
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>>703517877
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>>703517355
I still have no idea what a camera artifact is you stupid nigger.
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>>703517762
that's why you're here, to re-correct the record.
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>>703517877
Your mother will get cancer next week if you don't reply to this post
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>>703507474
stenography?
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>>703517877
fu
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>>703517762
>the only thing here that needs correcting is your political opinion
and what is my political opinion again?
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>>703517795
>partisan cancer ensues
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>>703517953
>i have no idea what blank is
>but you're dumb
kek awful b8. you idiots are getting worse
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>>703517635
sure, but bricks doesn't go "clink" either when hitting the ground. Only metal makes that sound. I think it's some contraption attached to her legs, to keep her upright.
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>>703518039
everybody you know will die if you don't reply to this reply
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>>703505688
It looks like she has foot drop (a type of foot paralysis usually caused by a stroke). People suffering from foot drop usually wear a metal/plastic brace around their ankle to support the foot. this would be consistent with the metal thing falling out of her pants, assuming her brace broke somehow.

>source: my grandma had footdrop
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>>703509499
Nice, I like the alternate angle.
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>>703505688
she shat herself lmaooo
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why do the security & handlers crowd around to block the view like that? its obvious its her weakness, not an outside attack....I can see her handlers being all secret about it but why is the SS going so far about it?
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>>703517944
Sure she just tripped or lost her footing.

Sure she she didn't cough up anything into the glass of water..... shopped.

Sure she didn't have a micro seizure when those reporters were questioning her.... just her being silly, because you know she's always doing that.

Sure she didn't have another micro seizure on the stage at the convention.... damn that silly Hillary....

Sure she didn't leave the democratic debates for 25 minutes.....

.... It's all a vast republican conspiracy.... amirite?

Now tell me again, which is more plausible in light of all of these events.

>inb4 DERP: none of them happened.
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>>703507625
underrated
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>>703518154
lacking specific knoweldge but being able to learn from someone doesn't make me dumb.

it means I did not and still don't know what a fucking camera artifact is!
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>>703518500
sure kid
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>>703518275

she's using FDR's leg braces.
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USB WITH EMAILS ON IT
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>>703518400
>It looks like she has foot drop (a type of foot paralysis usually caused by a stroke).
true, could be a herniated disk also. Causes the foot drop too.
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>>703505688
obvious reptilian
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>>703517877
Your whole family will die by tomorrow if you don't find a way to give me a billion dollars. You will die last of the worst fucking diseases ever.
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>>703518500

Oh lawd. Found the Alex Jones follower.
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>>703505688
Probably something someone was holding, but we only see the reflection of it when it is almost on the ground so it gives the illusion it came out of her pants.
Also we can hear the sound of the metal thing when it lands, and by the noise it had to have fallen from a higher distance than from her foot.
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>>703518319
everyone you care about will die tonight if you don't do don't do reply to this don't reply do
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>>703518587
kek
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>>703505688
i should have joined the institute
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>>703505688
The dudes pant leg moves too
Not a fucking tin hat society guy, but this shit is intresting
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>>703505688
you silly ninnies she clearly releases her right hand and drops it. you can see it fall outside of her pant leg.

probably a pen cap
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I worked in a funeral home for several years. After my career took off and I could no longer get up at 0200, put on a black suit, and go give grandma a ride from her home to one of the three funeral homes I worked for I volunteered at a hospice that I frequented. I saw that they took outstanding care of dying patients and their families. I will tell you this: people with inoperable brain cancer or other brain injuries have identical behavior to Hillary Clinton. I recognize everything from the weird facial expressions, the coughing fits, to going from an intellectual discussion to passing out and shitting their pants in the space of thirty seconds. She is in a lot of trouble in my opinion but it is just my opinion and I'm not a doctor.
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>>703518500
>Sure she just tripped or lost her footing.
I never wrote that, bro. I wrote that I don't know why she staggered and fell, and had to be carried into the car. I've written it numerous times now, but apparently you fail to comprehend simple sentences.
>Sure she she didn't cough up anything into the glass of water
I never wrote anything about that, but I'm sure you know that, as well as you know that I'm not discussing any of the other episodes right now, but the film clip at hand.
>.... It's all a vast republican conspiracy.... amirite?
I doubt that, why would you say that? Oh right, that's what you wanted me to say, but since I didn't you had to say it yourself. Google strawman argumentation.
>Now tell me again, which is more plausible in light of all of these events.
I don't know, just as I've told you before.

maybe she is really dying, maybe she's just getting to sick to continue her run, maybe it's just stress, wear and tear. But, and now I ask again, if she dies or has to pull her candidacy, what do YOU think will happen then?
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>>703508794
Epileptic seizure.

>>703509537
This nigga knows. This is the future of advertising. Just stop for a moment and imagine the future of internet -- and 4chan.
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>>703505688
Who cares about the speculation, some NY anon, GO FIND IT!!
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>>703518761
Aren't you a special little snowflake?
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snopes already debunked this as nothing more than speculation.

try harder trump fags.
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Doo doo
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>>703505688
It's something on the leg of the person in front and to the left of her, watch the person walk by and watch their leg.
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>>703518587
leg braces, yes, that's what they're called. I guess she actually are using a pair, though maybe not exactly FDR's.
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>>703511135
Sorry only one (You)
Most people here are autistic but not that autistic
Southpark turned really gay after season 8
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>>703519682

but the metallic squeaking sound that's made when she walks isn't made by the braces, but by her dried out twat.
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>>703518876
logic, you just applied logic and reason to this subject.

go away, you're scary.
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>>703519514
Stop farming horseshit. It won't grow.
It's epileptic seizure. Google it.
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>>703519870
clearly the sound was edited on the the video later you pleb.
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>>703515994
Yet she never took off her jacket, as one might do when they get hot
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Holy shit
Even if you hate Trump why would you vote for this CRIPPLE

America stands for CRIPPLED WOMEN

America stands for NIGGERS

Get your shit together people, vote white, vote Trump
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Doctor confirming Hillary has Parkinson's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a60kchXkiAI
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>>703520026
alright, epileptic seizure it is, you're the expert. So, now I ask again: if she dies or has to pull her candidacy, what do YOU think will happen then?
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>>703520346
>it's on the internet, so it's real
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>>703520112

did any of her aides even offer her a bottled water?
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>>703520112
>Yet she never took off her jacket, as one might do when they get hot
if she's all dizzy and confused with beginning heat stroke, and maybe hoping it'll just pass, maybe she didn't think about taking it off. Idunno, I've never suffered a heat stroke, I'm from the frozen shores of Denmark.
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>>703520239
Is it the choice of the new generation?
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>>703520580
probably, why wouldn't they? Not everything is caught on film.
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They said she was "Overheating" now she got metal falling outta her pants? Is she a robot?
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>>703520863
They had to change her oil...... she's all better now.
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>>703520959

they forgot to flush her radiator.
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>>703517627
you think main steam news is the internet?

wow this is what happens when you live life being connected to it sense birth
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>>703520441
It's real
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Wish trumpfags would explain why I can hear the metal falling before SEEING the "metal" falling, and why it teleports to between the unclothed legs on the other side of that metal pylon.

But I"m SURE that's the Hillary conspiracy part of it, and the 'metal' falling out is real.
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>>703521519
yeah, that's what he just said. If someone on the internet says something you agree with, then it's real.
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>>703521431
>you think main steam news is the internet?
>you think main steam news
>main steam news
>main steam
>steam
dude lol
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>>703521934
dude it's a typo, don't be such a pedantic dumbcunt
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>>703521431
>>703521934
AWW MAN i fucked that up
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>>703508866
DUBZ CONFIRM THIS
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>>703522328
uh, that would be 5 typos
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>>703505688
run hillary, run
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>>703521934

you missed his >>sense birth

because it the context which it was attempted to be used should be SINCE birth.
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>>703522499
yep English isn't my first language sorry

but i would hope my point got across


funny the posts defending it arnt me
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This is all just a grand scheme to make everyone forget about the real 9/11 tragedy.

Now people will remember it as the day that Hillary tripped.
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>>703522328
sorry bro, but fuck.. it's one helluva fun typo.
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>>703515994
Heat stroke in 70 degree weather? Yeah NYC is brutal hot in September. ....
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>>703522741
>the day that Hillary tripped.

She tripped balls.... er uh bells... er uh metal clinking as it fell out of her pant leg.
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>>703522645
I know, I just liked "main steam news" better.
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>>703522456
shit happens, my man.
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>>703520437
She won't fucking die of epileptic seizures.

The worst thing that can happen is a PR disaster where she soils her pants and bites her tongue out on national TV. Epilepsy isn't lethal unless you bleed out of your tongue stump, or fall in a pool of water and drown. Both which won't happen because there's MIBs following her every movement.

If you get a stroke you permanently lose a part of your brain -- which will greatly affect your ability to do things. She would be basically retarded, as in HURRFFF -kind of retarded if she had strokes every now and then. Even a single minor stroke can take your ability to do anything ever again. These are not strokes.

...For fucks sake anon. How can you now know this?

Anyway. Why isn't she on a pill for the epileptic seizures? My bet is that she's on something, but in her case the seizures are such a problem(PR disaster) that she needs to be operated. This of course can't and wont be done until the president has been chosen.
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>>703505688
That's a fucking Doll.
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>>703518095
Duh
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“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.”
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>>703517877
uh
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>>703518039
>>703518319

wuh
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God I hope this bitch dies.
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>>703523284
right, good, now we've cleared that out too. So, I rephrase my question: what do YOU think will happen, if she has to pull her candidacy because of health problems?
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Someone at google want Hillary to win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFxFRqNmXKg
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>>703522975
She tripped over a "basket of deplorables".
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>>703505688
METAL???? ITS SHIT OR PISS
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>>703524106
What do I think will happen?

Well, my educated guess is that we'll have to put the presidential selection on hold -- just like in 1859.
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>>703520239
Crippled women can't stand
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>>703508013
A turd
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>>703524833
Exactly. Obama will remain in command for another term, until the next scheduled election in 2020.
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>>703505688
It's one of the bolts holding her together!!!
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>>703524836

ha.
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She's a terminator sent from the future by Skynet. The flesh layer is starting to die and fall off, so stuff like this can happen.
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>>703516531
>>703520674
>>703520863
>>703515994


>"""""""""""heat exhaustion!"""""""""""
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>>703511927
shes in long pants not the woman in skirt
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>>703525064
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She's just dieing to get into the White House!!
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CONFIRMED: Hillary Clinton has pneumonia. Her doctors just released a statement.

It explains the coughing episodes, the stuff in the glass, and her being constantly tired.

Perfectly plausible if you plebs know anything about pneumonia.

So fuck off with these ridiculous conspiracy theories.
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>>703525300
Not that hot! Wearing all the clothes to hide all the medical shit taped or is hanging off of her body.
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>>703525064

and it's the nuts that support her.
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>>703515994
>heat stroke
>70 degree weather
Yeah fuck that lame ass excuse. I double layer in 115+ degree heat and I have never had any issues. This bitch is dying and we all know it, stop trying to cover for her you fucking shill.
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>>703524833
>put the presidential selection on hold
I didn't know that was an option, I'd imagine something like her her choice for vice president would run, or maybe they'd dig up Bernie again. Forgive my ignorance, I'm not American

>>703525017
>Exactly. Obama will remain in command for another term
seriously? No, really.. seriously?
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>>703524545
Kek.
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>>703525946
Top kek!!!
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>>703525946
>the nuts that support her.
Alright, that was good.
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>>703515917
This obviously demands an investigation and multiple congressional hearings!

/republicans
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>>703506486
>lawyer
>conscience
nice try, retard
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>>703515994
By "they" are you referring to Republicans who hate her?
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>>703525869
Wait wut?

Then how did she open that jar of pickles?
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>>703514830
>your autism is showing
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>>703526571
well we had a re-count didn't we? so only when democrats raise red flags they are considered valid?
>let's not ask questions
sure thing, m8. kys
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>>703508109
Summer's over faggot.
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>>703519269
Why would you do this, come on the Internet and lie?
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>>703513642

I get that this is bait, but that's no trip. She was leaning on that pillar thing like a corps. They were already practically carrying her into the van before she fell.

Something's up, and the coverup makes it more suspicious.
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>>703506327
>>703508315
>>703508529
>>703509537
>>703513642

thank you for coming along to correct the record
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>>703527037
Calm down, her doctors just announced that she has pneumonia. This explains all of the "erratic behavior" that you keep claiming she has.
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>>703519641
>snopes already debunked this as nothing more than speculation.

Hey, look everybody, I've just found the retard!
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>>703527172
I'm not bright enough to make this up Anon. I wish I was but I'm not.
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>>703525869
this.

turn on the news faggots. turns out the alex jones bullshit has all just been debunked.
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>>703527084
My point is that for being so fiscally conservative, Republicans waste money on congressional hearings against her which never find anything and cost the tax payers money.
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>>703519269
why would you do that? just come on the internet and be honest? what are you some kind of internet jesus?
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>>703514470
>actually, no. We don't. We know she lost her footing, and was dragged into the car, but we have no idea why.

Lost her footing? Look at the video m8ty. She never had any footing to lose. She was in collapse mode before they even started to carry her into the van. She was being held onto by that woman as she leaned on the post, while the others got her van ready.
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>>703527620
like we aren't wasting more money on a million other things every single day. this is literally a drop in the bucket for something so important as this.
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>Pneumonia explains everything.

Only it lasts for a few months, and this has been going on for a period of years now, so no.
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would you trust hillary to suck your dick without biting it?
#I'mWithHim
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>>703517877
aaaaaaaaaa
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>>703518039
what the fuck
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>>703527879

and if she really has pneumonia and isn't home getting bed rest, then either she has a shitty doctor, or she's a fucking retard for being out when she is so sick, regardless of running for the president.
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>>703518761
fucking have my imAginary billion dollars
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>>703527793
That's a moot argument when you consider that Trump surrogates and Republicans use the argument "one is too many" when referring to the mass epidemic of rape and murders that the Republicans think illegals are committing.
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hillary can suck on my cock in the oval office
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>>703518039
kys
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>>703526802
nah, just the media -read it somewhere.
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>>703528208
while she puts a cigar up your ass?
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>>703525017
>Obama will remain in command for another term

What is the 22nd Amendment?
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>>703527037
who's the dude who records her right up close and practically follows her into the van? i wanna see that footage
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I can't believe all the people who think this is actually an election. Hillary is gonna win cause she's a corrupt manipulator and the election was rigged from the start. Face facts.
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>>703528570
He wasn't recording anything... looks like he's texting or something
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>>703528520
That's for normal circumstances, a candidate dying before the general election would certainly not be normal. There are several other provisions in place which could cause Obama to have an extended term too. Again all in cases of out of the ordinary circumstances.
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>>703528192
holy shit i don't even want to continue this.
>rape and murder are similar to lying and being deceitful in order to further your own agenda
well you might have a point if you're talking about the countless people that have died under mysterious circumstances surrounding her campaign
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>>703507151
kekked
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>>703528861
you sure? the way he angles the phone looks like he's recording a lying cocksucker
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>>703528898
https://www.quora.com/What-happens-if-a-partys-presidential-and-vice-presidential-nominee-both-die-or-are-otherwise-incapacitated
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>>703529006
Are you sure? Cuz it looks like he's texting a lying cocksucker
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>>703517877
fuck
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>>703505688
She's a synth!
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>>703528773
Well considering that Bill Clinton is one of the electors who make up the electoral college, and he has not recused himself of the responsibility due to conflict of interest, I would tend to agree that the fix is already in.
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>>703509499
kek
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>>703529469
tf is a synth
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>>703517877
Yours will now that I've replied.
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>>703529584
whatever happened to those two actors?
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I'm calling bullshit on the whole pneumonia thing.

The first debate is in 2 weeks, and I think this is a political move to keep Hillary from having to debate Trump, while at the same time attempting to explain all of the health questions.

Too convenient, and like someone else said, pneumonia only lasts a few months, not years.
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>>703529769
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Synth

your welcome you cunt
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>>703529909
They both committed suicide.
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>>703529769
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>>703513997
this guy ! hahahaha
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Everyone knows hilldog's a robot. Look at the way she talks, it's obviously one of those Internet cleverbot programs.
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>>703530110
I'm not surprised
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>>703530110
They're both still alive.
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>>703529454
maybe he's doing neither, because he's a lying cocksucker.
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>>703529990
>it's always a conspiracy

do you even understand occam's razor anon?
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>>703518844

Anyone who questions Lord Clinton is an 'Alex Jones follower'

Gotcha, mate
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>>703519269
So what do you think she has? What do you think is the reason for all the cover up? I get it, they want her to be president. But that doesn't mean there aren't other dems qualified, Biden for example.
Why is everyone covering up everything she does? The epilepsy, e-mails, the Clinton foundation laundering scheme. I just don't get it .
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>>703505688
its not metal its flesh and hairy, its a tail trust me on this one i know all secrets
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>>703530353
The Weekend at Bernies actors are still alive, but the Weekend at Hilary's actors both committed suicide under questionable circumstances.
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>>703517877
fuck
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>it's allergies!
>it's just a dry throat!
>they're just lozenges!
>she just felt tired!
>it's just a heat stroke!
>it's just pneumonia

It's over. Trump is running unopposed now.

Trump is going to win and there's NOTHING any of you can do to stop it. Hail victory.
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>>703530678
kek
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>>703530193
That's a "synthesizer". I'm talking a "Synth" like a Synthetic Human.
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That was hillaries true form, the hill-bot body it was using malfunctioned so it had to abandon ship, if you pay attention youll notice she only fully collapsed after it dropped out her leg.
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>>703519797
yeah right, this last season was one of the best yet. I love their dedication to continuity as it stands right now.

>3 more days
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>>703530860
occam's razor
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>>703530901

both are machines that make annoying noise.

we're both correct.
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>>703517877
dfd
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>>703529990
$50 says she'll cancel the debate.
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>>703527412
> doctors just announced that she has pneumonia

Unfortunately, she was making her 'Deplorable Trump' comments when she was allegedly being treated for pneumonia.

Try harder, shillary shill.
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>>703530565
anyone who questions Alex Jones is a hillbot shill from correcting the recuuurd

sure thing
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>>703531050

tried shaving my balls with an occam's razor; ironically it turned out tougher than i thought.
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>>703530636
She's a reptilian
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>>703531056
>make annoying noise
80's music
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>>703527620
>My point is that for being so fiscally >conservative, Republicans waste money on >congressional hearings against her which >never find anything and cost the tax payers >money.

Or, Clintons are really good at evading justice?
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>>703531056
Fair enough.
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>>703531224

kek'd
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Meh, shes an old lady, they feint when the stand up too long, no big secret.
Why shes running for the top job, when being secretary nearly did her in I dont know.
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sure kid, the most plausible explanation is that she's dying right in front of everybody's eyes, and when she didn't die anyway and went on to become president, then Alex Jones will reassure you that she did die and was replaced with an actor/clone/cyborg or whatever, just like Miley.
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>>703531698
>just like Miley

or Mandella
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>>703505688

It's a piece that has fallen off of her industrial strength menstrual cup. They are so big they have moving parts. Commonly used on huge cunts. Normally, menstruation would have ended with menopause but liberal pussies weep perpetually.
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>>703517680
We must share brains. Im in the US and i think the same thing. Keep those fuckers out.
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>>703505688
Why are they pushing her into the car? You can tell shes being forced. Look at the way she moves, and the position of her body and the ends that grab under her arm or pressed against her back.
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>>703531880
vote for Trump then
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Be sure to remember what you read in this post, for it is the truth. Hillary Clinton has Parkinson's or some other form of degenerative disease. The metal object that fell from her pantsuit is actually a catheter. She was in the possession of one due to the fact that she is no longer able to control her bladder. Her staff also carries medical supplies around, and there is a man personally responsible for carrying a dose of diazepam in case she needs it at all times as well.
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>>703531698
When Hillary wins, Alex Jones will make the claim that her people used the large hadron collider to travel back in time, and right the election.
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>>703509499
whoa what the. thats not good...
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>>703530620
All the people I knew who acted like that died. (You have to have a prognosis of fewer than six months to live in a hospice here in murrica). I think we are way beyond Parkinson's or epilepsy; I'm thinking at best an invasive non-malignant brain tumor and more likely a glioblastoma. As far as why they are still carrying her around in that condition? I have no idea. People who are much better versed in politics would have much better theories than I do.
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>>703532046
some campaign manager in their ear pieces shouting 'get her out of sight, fast'
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>>703513642
confirmed faggot
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>>703531826
>Mandella
who, Mandela? He dead, breh. Don't give me that mandela-effect shit either, he died in a plane crash with The Big Bopper and Buddy Holly.
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>>703532217
Okay there Alex Jones......

This dumb-fuckery has already been debunked. She has pneumonia, not some reptilian disease or other major issue. Nope, it's just plain old pneumonia.
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>>703532309
I wouldn't be the least surprised, if he'd say that.
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>>703514470
>actually believes shilling will work here
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>>703532217
damn homie
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>>703531361
The bottom line is that you won't be happy until they are locked up despite having never been proven committing crime. Republicans did a great job brainwashing people to hate Bill and Hillary. They've been in politics almost 50 years now and haven't been indicted on anything. How many millions of dollars in tax money do you think has been spent on them alone?
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>>703528903
You're kidding right? Do you also believe the conspiracies about lizard people and the bat boy?
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>>703532217
>catheter
>metal

kek, clearly not a med fag. but hey, thanks for playing.
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I have alot of money riding on trump, so hopefully this will cement it, but both hillary and trump are fucking horrible. The only reason trump is better is that hillary is she is really aggresive against russia for some reason.
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>>703508315
BUT THAT DOESN'T SUPPORT MY IRRATIONALITY!
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>>703532309
>hardon collider

ouch!
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>>703523284
You can indeed die of an epileptic seizure, doctor.
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Parkinsons explains the shaking, the pneumonia is aspiration pneumonia which is common with parkinsons, the pneumonia explains the weakness, and the coughing, including the green shit the other day.

The big nigger gorilla man injections is diazepam, its to prevent or lessen seizures, the ones she gets from her brain injury and blood clot from a few years back hence the Zeiss Z1 galsses today (anti photo epilepsy) and the fresnel glasses a while back (anti double vision from seizure/stroke/brain damage)

Its all in connection

Also she takes Modfinil which is a parkinsons med


>Hilary drops out
>Bernie comes in
>election is obv rigged
>only choice for Illuminati is Bernie win


mark my words faggots
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>>703517877
hey
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>>703532667
They've been in politics almost 50 years now and haven't been indicted on anything.

Maybe the fact that all the witnesses end up committing suicide has something to do with that.
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>>703518039
hey
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>>703532217
catheters have no metal parts.
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>>703533227
the odds have gone down so much now tho
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>>703531853
Thats fucking vile bro.
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>>703533070
the list of ways you can die from a seizure is almost as long the list of ways you can die
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>>703533227
dam
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