What's one sexual fantasy that you want to do or fulfill before you die?
>>703474380
Watch my gf be eaten out by another woman and then pounded by a giant black cock and have multiple orgasms.
>>703474380
Sleeping with my first gf again when we're in our late thirties/forties. Catch up and apologize for being such a naive cuck.
>>703474380
to have sex
>>703474509
fucking cucks man...
thank god most of you are social outcast autistic faggots that can't reproduce.
>>703474661
Would love to watch you kiss and fuck my girl and then jack off into your tight little ass hole
I'd like to suck a dick outdoors.
>>703474970
haha, if only you had one. this is your true fantasy.
Threesome with gfs best friend
>>703474627
this
>my penis in a vagina
>>703474380
Have a big black bitch in sweaty latex wrap me up in saran wrap, sucking my cock while she presses her shiny ass over my face so all I can smell is her body and the rubber before I suffocate
>>703474380
Fucking exactly 23 girls at once, no more, no less.
Rough bdsm w/ friend
>>703474380
Fuck a loli or a midget girl
>>703474380
Well, I've had threesomes and foursomes (chicks only)
I've had threesomes with twin models (no condom)
100+ girls have swallowed my cum (including the twins - same load!)
I've pissed on three women
So I don't know, I've fulfilled most of my fantasies. Maybe fucking a dwarf girl? a handicapped girl? just for the sake of saying I have done that in my life...
I have a friend who is super cute, but had no luck in relationships. She'd be a great mother. I think she's still a virgin. Daydream about this a lot:
>friend wants a kid but doesn't have a partner
>wants me to be donor, but not just give her sperm in a cup
>wants to experience sex
>wants me to fuck her until she's pregnant
>go around and regularly fuck
>slowly teach her, taking time
>eventually she lets me do anything, 'cause I'm helping her
>>703474380
To fuck a cute asian girl wearing a tight shiny swimsuit
>3 cute loli girls in school uniform
>black tights
>pale skin, small tits, slim, nice long legs
>go someplace kinda public where there's a chance we'll get caught
>they slowly strip each others clothes off in front of me
>just down to panties
>one walks over to me
>unbuttons my jeans
>looks straight in my eyes while her hand slips into my pants
>as soon as she touches my dick I cum and start farting
>>703475349
>Fuck a loli
T H I S
>>703476656
YES
>>703475467
>a handicapped girl
>>703474380
I want to jerk off over a fat smelly SJW who's bound and gagged with duct tape in my basement
Bonus if she's unwashed and wears glasses
>>703475467
Tried too hard and showed us your virginity.
>>703474380
think i speak for all men
two bitches + cocaine + expensive alc + weed
>>703474509
same
>>703474525
but that'd be the ultimate in cuckery
>>703477576
Id seriously kill a cuck if i found one. Youre the eptime of what evolution did not want you to be.
>>703474380
Consensual sex in the missionary position with a legal member of the opposite sex
>>703474380
Cheat on my right hand with my left hand
>>703477576
damn, putting in work.
>>703474380
have sex with a 14 year old.
gape her soft anus.
http://www.riorelax.com.br/tr/Lara-Araujo/images/v-Lara-Araujo-3176590.jpg
>>703474380
>have a daughter
>condition her to have separation anxiety from me as a baby/toddler
>one day when she's 14 and we're alone I slip a tiny amount of m into her drink
>by the end of the night her body's all mine
>>703474380
Some hugs maybe. I'm getting old.
>>703478113
Been there done that! 3 times! 14/14 highly recommend it.
>>703478113
Probably this.
>>703474380
I want to fuck Miss Piggy in the ass
>>703477576
ha ha white devil american scum, we chinese are slowly taking over the world and will rule, all american cities will be look like detroit
I've already fulfilled mine tho
>>703477080
Used to have sex with a girl who was in a leg brace. It was awesome. Need more of it.
>>703474380
To retire comfortably with my wife after decades of a happy marriage where we raised three beautiful children. Then we enjoy growing old together while spending time with our grandchildren and traveling. Also I want to tie her up and force her to watch me fuck hookers.
>>703477835
the absolute madman
>>703474627
I'm not even that ambitious, a bj will do.
To cum inside a woman the morning of her wedding (to someone else).
Impregnate a complete stranger who I'll never see again, and doesn't know my name.
Eat a girl's pussy while she's on an important phone call and can't just hang up.
>>703478881
All along, that was the glue that held the family together.
Convince my girlfriend to let us have a mff 3 some
>>703479027
The first one is pretty good. I like that.
And to attend the wedding, as well.
>>703479027
>To cum inside a woman the morning of her wedding (to someone else).
Done it and they're still married
>Impregnate a complete stranger who I'll never see again, and doesn't know my name.
Done it and I stalk her on Facebook to watch my kid grow up
>Eat a girl's pussy while she's on an important phone call and can't just hang up.
Think I'll give that a try
>>703479205
Sure you have
>>703479027
Its always the truly fucked up shit thats the hottest.
>>703479387
You'd be suprised how wealthy and well adjusted some of us are. Only true idiots presume to know other people. Of course for you to feel good about yourself you have to expect we're all fat neckbeard virgins or cucks. It's how you cope with your own inadequacies. Alas, this comment will be ignored by you, to your own detriment.
>>703479205
Part of me wants to kill you because i could be the husband, and the other part of me wants to be you because thats hot as fuck.
I dont know how to cope and i dont know which side of myself will win.
>>703479565
Not even that guy, but i believed you until you made that comment. Youre too retarded to pull that off.
>only true idiots presume to know other people
>for you to feel good about yourself you have to blah blah blah. Its how you cope.
Quit projecting you self hating shit.
>>703479565
>implying everything on /b/ should be taken at face value
Sorry man, you sound upset.
Jesus, some people's fantasies are weak as fuck.
Where's all the really fucked up shit?
P.S. If you think this message refers to your own fantasies, it's probably fucking weak. Up your game, perverts
>>703474380
Have a threesome with 2 14 year old girls or a 14 year old girl and her hot mom.
>>703479876
Or
Have a threesome with the girls while the mom is tied and gagged to a chair and made to watch with a plug up her ass and a vibrator taped to her clit.
I'll tell ya what I'd do... Two chicks at the same time, man.
>>703479205
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>703480044
Shut up, apparently he actually did those things, he said so.
fuck my 9/10 cousin who came onto me a few years ago and foolishly pushed away b/c I didn't think it was ok
>>703475467
It's a lot shorter to write "I'm a virgin"
Same point
>>703479590
Here's the story:
>12 years ago
>she was an ex and I still wasn't over her
>I saw her out with her friends the night before the wedding
>she's wasted and so were her two friends
>two of my friends have her friends occupied so I can talk to her one on one
>we are at a bar after midnight and she starts going on about how she's not in love with her fiancé and thinks about me
>WHAT THE FUCK
>so we go behind the dumpster in the back of the bar and I fuck her
>she Thanks me and says she needed that
>her friends take a cab home and she gets married later that day
>totally messed with my head
She tried to Facebook friend me a couple of years ago but i declined. Don't need her crazy in my life.
>>703480123
Damn bro.
Maybe you've still got a shot though.
>>703479746
>>703479763
The most annoying thing on /b/ nowadays are all the fucking stupid assholes falling for copypasta. It's like 4chan has been invaded by stupid underage b& faggots who can't even detect the most basic forms of irony/sarcasm.
Thanks alot, people who put 4chan out in the open every time they has the opportunity.
>>703474380
this to happen when I go for a massage. http://www.youporngay.com/watch/7687436/gay-straight-guy-massage-seduction/
Forced crossdressing by two dominant girls. Petplay involved.
>>703479979
Or while the dad watches tied up and get the daughters to suck him off and then I force him to swallow my cum.
>>703480320
where's the copypasta?
>>703477576
Millennial degenerate.
>>703480320
>i was faking it
Nice try. Being a retard doesnt count.
>>703477576
>703477576
haha her head is getting smashed on that wall.
>>703480595
The most annoying thing on /b/ nowadays are all the fucking stupid assholes falling for copypasta. It's like 4chan has been invaded by stupid underage b& faggots who can't even detect the most basic forms of irony/sarcasm.
Thanks alot, people who put 4chan out in the open every time they has the opportunity.
>>703480261
seriously...was in the bathroom about to get in the shower after a swim, she comes in pretending to look for something, gives me a "fuck me" look with her eyes, standing in the doorway in a bikini that was way too small for her fit, toned body.
>>703480486
OMG yes. I want this too. I want to be a rubber pony while they ride me and tell me how cute and shiny I look.
I would like to rape a woman while she lies on the tongue of a giant with its mouth open then as I cum the giant would pull its tongue back in, sliding her off my cock as she is taken into its mouth to be crunched up by giant teeth
>>703480535
The millenials have some serious self esteem issues bruv. Id blame it entirely on them because its the opposite of fixing the problem, but fuck, these retards are the result of a fucking team of people. The generation before them fucked up too.
I think my top one is a road trip where I just travel around the US, going to rest stops naked; into stores naked; flashing people driving past; masturbating in my car; etc. You know, act completely wild constantly, but basically be out of the state/town before anyone can really do anything.
To have another girl eat me out while we're at a restaurant or in a store or somewhere else really public. The restaurant is definitely my favourite scenario because it's happening in plain sight and I might even have to talk to the waitress while it happens.
I'd like to get drunk and go wild at least once... strip at a party or in a club or something.
>>703480493
Mmm, that could work as well. Maybe dress him in their underwear too?
>>703480787
Tits or GTFO
>find family with teenage son and daughter
>tell mother and daughter if they don't make son and father (respectively) cum they all die
>watch quality incest and fap
>>703480794
No that would be gay.
I want to be sealed in a vacbed while a girl sucks my cock and covers my breathing tube by her wet pussy
Wearing a plague doctor mask while fucking a girl who also wears a plague doctor mask and ask her "WHO'S YOUR DOCTOR?"
I want to fuck a skinny ballerina then strangle her with her own leggings.
Am I fucked in the head?
>>703480980
Well fuck you then, you're no fun
>>703476731
Jip fuck a loli is about it for me as well
>>703478192
Have daughter, raise in small room, don't teach about the outside world. Make her think that room is all that exists, pretend to be the good guy, gain her trust. No clothes, ever, so she's 100% comfortable with nudity, ensure she doesn't think of me as her father... Fuck the shit out of her every day while maintaining her sanity and happiness.
Fuck my friend's mom.
>>703481018
That kinda appeals to me as a fantasy too
Also gymnastics girls with shiny leotards in a similar scenario
>>703480896
No and No
>>703480934
I feel like it would be good to also force the father to make the daughter cum, and the son to make the mother cum. Would be a harder, messier, more demeaning task to complete.
Two lesbians. sisters. I'm just watching
To govesomebody a blowjob and swallow
doing it with a female horse,
apparently its completely legal in my state, most who get prosecuted for it are prosecuted for other things, like trespassing or public nudity, the act in of itself isn't a prosecutable offense.
>>703474380
Have a big dick and actually matter during sex for once.
>>703481121
Why do you like flexible girls in leotards? And why must they die at the end?
![f0uxlurl1ej2ugefl8l5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3pGlNCp.jpg "f0uxlurl1ej2ugefl8l5[1].jpg")
>>703481209
>Two lesbians. sisters. I'm just watching
Happily married with kids and an active sex life. I know I'm dreaming but hey whatever.
>>703481456
kill yourself
I'm a crossdresser and I want a threesome with two other crossdressers
I wanna be spitroasted by them while dressed like a lil girl
pic kinda related
>>703481306
I've got nothing to do today
>>703481484
The taboo aspect of the fantasy. I like wide eyes and struggling. Better if also gagged and mmmphing
really plain actually, I just want to fuck a guy in the butthole with a strap on
>>703481039
You gayfags are the worst and we oppressed you for a reason. You spread your gayness like the bubonic plague.
>>703481548
what are you saying this is worse then masturbating while seeing your wife having sex with a negroe?
>>703481513
you savage
>>703481687
So let me get this straight, you want to RAPE and MURDER a young gymnast for your pleasure?
You are probably sick enough to exploit their flexibility and fuck them in all sorts of messed up positions. What would you do with the corpse?
>>703481739
kek, you're the only faggot around here.
Have fun being afraid of what you don't understand for the rest of your life
>>703481722
This can be arranged
>>703481879
obviously fuck that to
>>703474380
I didn't get to have sex while on x so there's that. Girlfriend was probably freaked out because of the eyes.
>>703482077
kek dubs
>>703481919
No i totally understand. Im gay af.
I want to wear this outfit and be forced to lick a woman's smelly cunt for hours
roll roll roll
>>703482077
I can fap to that, got any gymnasts in mind?
>>703474380
Fuck a very passable trap wearing a pink latex catsuit in the asshole while on adderall and viagra so it feels even better but without the stimdick problem.
>>703482520
I wanna try that too. Catsuits are fucking sexy
>>703482503
Beth Tweddle
With a plastic bag over her horsey head
>>703482777
Oh I bet she would probably piss herself as she dies. Aly Raisman does it for me.
>>703482777
>>703482503
who cares if they are gymnasts? just as long as they have a killer body when they are out ill force em into position
>>703474380
I just want to have sex at least once....
>>703483210
You don't mind dislocating a few joints? You can't bend somone's legs behind their back if they are not flexible.
>>703483286
buy a dog
>>703483320
why should i mind? they deading anyways
>>703481050
SPOTTED THE PEDOPHILE
>>703483411
wow turn yourself into FBI or something with that sharp perception
>>703483398
Pose their corpses in provocative positions? I like it you sick fuck
>>703483520
Yeah, turn yourself into FBI, man.
>>703474380
Have sex with a real girl
>>703474380
I just want to not die a virgin. That is all.
>>703477576
>>703477576
i'm convinced that the influx of cuck shit started as a tumblr raid and continued as a troll
>>703475615
i actually did this for a friend... after a couple months she started to realise im sterile and asked if both of us could get tested.
tests confirmed i was sterile (had it done at 18)
still fucking her for some reason, she adopted
>>703481050
Sounds like Wolfgang Priklopil.
>>703483646
i knew you would, takes one to know one
I want this Dominant sheboon to smother me under her huge sweaty ass
>>703483877
no it started when people started to spam the cuck insult around, then people caught on that this trigger the fuck of people and started spamming actual cuckolding shit
honestly you brought this on yourselves.
>>703474380
give blow job and lick cum together with my gf
>>703477835
For the sole purpose of procreation?
>>703483854
I'm sure that sex is too much overrated nowdays. It is just not that worthy as it seems from the fuzzbuzz around, bro. So go on, don't be afraid to die without.
>>703484379
If i'm feeling WILD, yes.
>>703479205
Doesn't know your name / complete stranger
>>703481569
Are you me?????
>>703480666
Because this shit hasn't been around forever for everyone to find
Fuck a trap
Have a threesomewith two sisters
Fuck in public
>>703474380
Beat the shit out of a guy in a fight then fuck his girlfriend on top of his still barely consious body, don't let her orgasm without her screaming how much better I am
>>703484747
Oooh, hello. Do you like shiny clothes too? If so, we may be the same person.
>>703484497
you're missing the point
>>703477576
Nope you dont, get ready to take anti monkey pills for the rest of both yer lives. Also id just leave her now, because everytime you turn around (without you knowing she will have another dick in her ass) of any color. You are brilliant, bravo way to fag looser.
>>703474380
I want this girl to fart on my dick
>>703484967
he sure is, i feel you
I've thought about this, and I want to please 7 women at once.
1 on my dick
1 with each hand
1 on my face
2 on thigh strap ons
2 riding each of my feet
>>703485118
go to her concert and ask her to then?
>>703485218
Concert?
>>703485340
aint that the lead singer in baby metal?
>>703485046
look at this retard get triggered
>>703485409
Don't know them, sorry. Do they dress like that too? that'd be amazing
>>703474380
threesome with my girl (she's bi) and another girl, fuck them both in the ass going from one to the other, wtih them both taking turns to peg me too
I want to meet an 8 foot tall supermodel weightlifter woman who dresses me in little boy clothes, chases me down in a park, ties me up and throws me in her van, takes me back to her mansion dungeon and uses 50 different techniques to molest me over 3 weeks. Whenever she is not raping me I am left chained up with only video games I had when I was 13 like super mario land, Kirby pinball, clayfighter and stephen king/Tintin/Asterix books to read
Real shit. Just wanna fuck my boy(born female)friend. Was gonna do it tomorrow but he won't fuck me if Im sick. I need help anons I need to not be sick by tomorrow.
I wanna be put into one of these
>>703485774
go to sleep, don't drink any alcohol
>>703474525
It would be great to be able to show her how much better at sex you are
>>703474509
literally kill yourself, no joke.
>>703485698
not really they are a metal/rock/emo´ ish band and shes 18
name Suzuka Nakamoto
band Babymetal
she looks amazing imop
>>703474380
I want to shove a pineapple covered in monkey shit up this girls ass and one up her cunt of A girl that ripped me off and robbed my apartment.
The scam
>the girl pick's a guy up at a bar
>Goes home with him
>Fucks sucks and has fun
>while guy not paying attention drugs his beer/drink with sleeping pills (she used 4 100's on me)
>Once Guy is out for a half hour calls her brothers over
>They go threw the apartment and take everything of any value they can find
>cellphone's, computers, TV's, cash, tools, food, anything.
Only reason she got caught and my apartment insurance covering me is my phone was Nexus 6 and has tracking enabled even when its off. Then the idiots sold the phone just before the emie was locked out of all carriers.
they also fucked up in running the laptop and using auto fill password for bank account and e-transferred themselves money.
I also had a empty gun box and receipt, even though I had sold the gun a week before I told the cops that they took the gun too, so they got swat raided.
>>703474661
Cuck here. Happy family man, although not sure the next one is going to be mine or not.
>>703474380
To be 100% seduced by someone, to not see it coming at all but then totally going along with it after she lays a kiss on me. That night would end in prostate milking after hours of strapon sex and creampies.
>>703480535
Were you born before 1980?
>>703486148
What if I told you I could build a machine that could do this
Fuck a black chick for an entire night.
>>703478113
This, really.
Threesome with my hot sister and a 14 year old
>>703486105
Green text story and post more of her.
>>703485897
If this works thank you.
>>703486299
Same here
>>703485118
So you have a thing for Asian chicks with Downs Syndrome then
>>703474380
To have a sexual encounter that makes me feel loved and accepted after it's done instead of ashamed and pathetic.
>>703486503
>instead of ashamed and pathetic.
youve been doing trannies?
>>703474380
fuck a tranny
>>703486287
>cylon.jpg
doubt
>>703478599
that woman is Korean though.
>>703486587
No, just women I'm not dating.
>>703486479
Why not... if she's tight, cute and wears that shiny swimsuit i'd get all up in her pussy or ass
>>703486643
the fuck is the problem then you queer?
>>703475076
Did this one the other night for the 3rd time. Shit is amazing
>>703486591
I'm a tranny and I love to be fucked or sucked while i'm tied up and gagged with a plastic bag over my head
fucking Miranda Cosgrove and Jennette McCurdy.
>>703477791
I'm right here. Let's meet up, internet wizardfag.
>>703486870
Don't forget Nathan Crest and Jerry Trainor ;)
I want to fuck Melissa McCarthy in glasses.
I'm going to seduce my best friend and ride his huge cock while he shoves his tongue down my throat
fucking a really muscular woman
i want to get peed on by a woman
and then fuck her
then shower and fuck her in the shower
>>703477576
I want sauce.
My theory is that she is a squeaker rather than a moaner.
They (i.e.: whores) tend to squeak with black guys...as if they revert back to their childhood when they weren't supposed to play with the blacks.
>>703486084
what's a 100?
>>703487522
I've done that
>>703479027
all 3 nice, would happily supply my wife
For an older women (Im 29, so around 50+) to piss all over my face, body and cock while she is smoking. Then we fuck while i'm still wet and she continues smoking.
Think I've found an escort for this, so shit is cash.
i want to have sex with a 10 year old girl
penis all the way up her cunt
i want my crush to dress me up like a girl and force me to please men
https://www.reddit.com/r/mbewnrop/comments/4z1l21/hollywood_dreams_sara_luv/
I want to fuck this all night long
>>703475467
id like to say some of the same mess someday
where do you find these females what makes them open to share ass with you .... do you just beg for it
>>703487507
>>703487972
of all the things in here this is prolly the only thing i wont do
>>703476656
i posted this on the /r/4chan reddit page!
this
>>703487657
nice! good for you
There's ANR thread on /soc/ that has me thinking. I've never been into that, so it's like I'm exploring a whole new (kinky) world. Might be interesting.
Knock up a minor
Am I the only one who would hit this?
Sure, i'd want to make sure she couldn't move or speak but I always feel the urge to fap to that angry bitch face
>>703488458
Are you a lesbian anon?
A harem situation where there is at leadt my wife, a red headed Irish girl and a cute japanese virgin are subjected to my wildest bdsm whims.
Also my 1st gf and make her do whatever she refused to do in bed with me.
>>703488571
I fucking wish!
>>703487855
this
but she has to want it
rawl
>>703487644
the highest Mg of that type of sleeping pill some one can get
>>703481569
Done this, it's really great. Being a fag is amazing, all of us want sex all the time :D
roll
re
sfdV
>>703487507
here you go, they call her "Mulher Melancia"
>>703489114
I know, I love it. I've had sex with another trannyfag, but two at the same time would be amazing.
Much easier to get us into kinky stuff too. Women can be such a chore
>>703474380
I want to fuck a big cat, preferably a lioness.
ds
satgsrg
>>703475615
>>703475615
You know, I relish on reading that my experiences are so outrageous that regular chumps like you can't even fathom the reality of it.
Makes it all worth it in a way
>>703489508
It's too dangerous.
>>703488995
Are you telling me she gave you 400 mg of melatonin? Or lorazepam? Because 400mg of lorazepam will kill you
Lose virginity
>>703487972
This seems easily attainable. Why have you not already done so?
Pic related, with moar bondage
Posting in this bread because jet fuel can't melt dank memes
>>703489759
you might as well give up now
>>703477666
ive had coke parties with a skank who wanted to drink smoke weed and smoke coke
after all things were setup we went ahead and shared a drink she.started spreading her legs at the table where she just got high and gave me a kiss, she jumped on the bed and just gave me head for a bit, next thing im eating pussy after playing with it for a moment or two ... bitch said hold up go in their and shower before this all goes down .... so I shower up
welll lets just say that this bitch started bringing girls from all the other rooms before the end of the night
these girls from the other rooms just kissed me on the cheek with a blah kinda smile and it was on like donkey kong
id say about 12 women came into our room to party and play ... shit even the hotel manager showed for a bit for a beer and left with another in hand.
the shit I tell you is no lie Its also no lie that I dont know any of the bitches names, it was a totally hollow experience and the most feeling I got was scared when I went to the doctor when I fell ill
6/10 would do it again
>>703477666
HAIL SATAN!
I want to suck and be fucked by a shemale/trap/ladyboy/cross dresser
>>703489771
Those blow up ponies are ridiculously expensive for what they are.
I'm not even a brony, I just like the thought of fucking something so weird and perverted that if anyone found out they'd be disgusted. The weirdness is what I get off on
I also dress in women's latex lingerie, a shiny swimming cap and duct tape my mouth with kinky messages written over it for the same reasons
>>703475615
All I'll say is, I've worked in fashion a few years ago... you wouldn't believe the amount of young impressionable chicks gravitating around this business.
It's just so easy when they think you have power and/or connections
>>703490280
If it's truly your dream then save up for it anon
Suck dick for it if you don't have a job. I can't imagine it being more than $700
>>703489325
No fuckwit, she is thick not muscular
finger a 12-15 year old in her school uniform. Mainly just because I had ample opportunity to do it back when I was that age but I was too much of a pussy to do it.
Also to generally just have consensual sex with a human female that actually likes me.
>>703489688
was lorazepam, After cops raided their home they found the pills and the girl snitch on her brothers and mom. It was a family thing they where forcing her to do she said.
She was prescribed a certain amount and theyy had done two other guys that week, with the amount of pills that where left, without more victims the cops said each victim was given 4 each. Her statement also said she crushed up 4 and put it in my tall beer can. I didn't even finish the beer and i was out cold.
Pic related 100%
I've barely enjoyed any of the sex I've had, it's all had far less feeling than I expected so I'm just going to keep the dream alive assuming it's because of the condom
Having sex without a condom would be it for me I guess
>>703486727
He wants love.
>>703485138
All that and yet you probably wouldn't be able to 'please' any of them.
>>703490791
she gave you 4 10 mg tabs. Which is still ridiculously high I take 2 mg at night with 40mg melatonin and it knocks me the fuck out
>>703490485
Wouldn't mind sucking dick for a living either - I like the idea of doing it so I can afford girls rubber clothing and an inflatable pony sex doll
>>703477524
>>703480164
This post was in response to you:
>>703489642
>>703488056
This post was in response to you:
>>703490309
>>703490991
you underestimate me
And even if it's hard that's why it's a challenge and something for the bucket list
Like half the anons in this thread are thinking way too small. No mention of fucking in a tank or while sky diving or in the middle of the Louvre, or having 4 hot women blowing you and two competing to lick your ass
Where have your balls gone? Where's the ambition?
>>703491204
as long as you're okay with a ton of stds
Then again maybe you are as that would make you more repulsive except to other Pozzies
>>703491105
the pills the cops got that she said she gave me say 100 on them
>>703491580
I have a rubber fetish. I suck through condoms only because I love the feel, taste and smell
>>703477576
I could live with that as I would be the bull in the situation
fuck off sissy come over so I can cum in your mouth your bitch just aint shit either
>>703491599
I don't know what to tell you, Lorazepam only comes in 0.5 - 10mg tabs
And it's a controlled substance so they usually only give out 30 at a time so people can't use them for rape without going a few sleepless nights, which people who use lorazepam fucking hate, trust me
>>703491698
good luck getting clients with those limits
Maybe offer to clean their place up a little too
>>703491599
>>703491105
may not be the same sleepers then, Canada we may have a different rating system than where you are? may be another generic brand. I won't know 100% for another week or two. this only happened 12 days ago, raid was 9 days ago.
Cops found so much stolen property in their apartment, mom was a hoarder of stuff they stole
>>703491250
ahhh I see
Have multiple women openly compete with each other for my sexual attention. Obviously never going to happen, but that's why it's a fantasy.
>>703491941
I wish I could pull that cute girls shirt down juuust a little bit
>>703491941
The bitch is going to go through some hard times, offer to "help her out" later and then when it gets time for her to ask what she can do for the money, produce the pineapples
I believe in you anon, realize your dream!
>>703474627
this. hope to get a gf that would let me creampie her harry pussy and then pee.
>>703474380
i want to fuck the last female before she dies and humaity along with that fat cum bucket slut
A lifelong loving kinky partnership with this woman.
>>703492465
>harry pussy
Good thing yer a wizard
>>703486105
seconded!
Fuck, you guys are boring. Bunch of fuckin virgins who'd cum and start farting if a girl even looked in your general direction
I'm out
>>703474380
three some with twins
I have done
Many many 3 somes
a few 2 somes
one 5 some.
(all girls and me)
and to top it off, age range 14 to 15 8)
But now that im older. Before i bucket, I wanna do a threesome with twins
Now i have dated 3 sets of twins. the last twin was a freak and offered her twin. but they were not identical.
I want identical twins. Not fraternal.
>>703492465
pee in her or she pisses on you?
>>703492693
not yet.
>>703492791
Go to Thailand, make arrangement with poor family
DP a bbw
>>703492791
>I want identical twins
Just get your wife to do IVF and wait 18.75 years
>>703478919
how about a smile from a girl?
>>703492914
Well, that is a long way to travel and the odds of that happening are slim
(im being serious) identical twins
>>703492992
I'll settle for an expression that isn't horror, disgust or fear.
Threesome with my gf and her mom
Threesome with my ex and her younger sister
Threesome with gf's best friend and HER younger sister
Fuck my sister
Find nudes of all my female friends
Fuck a number of different celebs
Suck sissy cock
Suck big cock at a gloryhole
>>703481306
Mine as well
>>703493509
Okay, you can lie or you can tell the truth. SOME OF US (im the one that did a 5 some)
are telling the truth. But whatever man.
If you are banging that many girls, you aint sucking dick. So thats how i know your lying. Unless your a lesbian.
to be in a gay threesome, especially the one in the middle
>>703493642
>What's one sexual fantasy that you want to do or fulfill before you die?
>want to do
>>703474380
Threesome with two of my lesbian friends who both are curious about sex with me.
1. to be fucked by two girls while tied down: one riding my dick with her pussy, the other riding my face like her life depends on it. When I cum inside the girl riding my dick they swap places and continue until they are satisfied.
2. to fuck a sexy t girl doggystyle while jerking her cock. and other kinks
>>703481306
I wish I knew a dominant fag who would make me suck and swallow
>>703486820
Sounds fun. How feminine are you?
>>703474380
being a guy yet I would love trying to suck off a horse and eat the full load of cum too
may sound weird but still
know someone who would love me
Participate in gangbang, then wanna end it with a bukkake to the chicks face
>>703495238
so you're a faggot?
>>703493509
Done GF and mom (wasn't GF just local slut)
Done sisters
Nope, but GF and best friend
No way I'd fuck my sister but when we where kids we experimented.
Found many not all, I like to get my friends to charge their phones on my computer, it installs silent backup on their phones and then copies everything (texts, call logs contacts photos).
Only fucked one and not proud 'Sarah Silverman', I pulled my foreskin right back, she couldn't tell I am uncut.
No thank you
NOPE never
>>703495136
Crossdresser, not trap or full time.
I shave body hair and wear wig and makeup - still a male but try my best to look as femme as possible.
Too tall to 'pass' though... but love kinky bondage play and latex/plastic
>>703492791
I'm the one who banned the twin models. I actually fucked 3 sets of twins but while all of them were attractive, only the one set were models and I fucked them without condoms.
Generally a great experience to live but they were not the most skilled at sex however (had to take charge).
I've also fucked two other sets of "regular" sisters, but my best experience was one of my three foursomes where all three girls were sluts and focused on me.
That was incredible, even a bit teaching physically with three bodies on you. That's a memory I'll keep the rest of my life though
I want to ass fuck this 22yr old slut from around where I live and kick fuck out of her after cos I hate the cunt
Gangbang my gf with a couple of my friends. She's not interested by the idea and I briefly mentioned it to a friend and not sure if he was interested. Couldn't tell
To have a fling with a teenaged girl below the age of consent, but one who is obviously sexually aware. It wouldn't be her first rodeo.
I'm a middle-aged man. The risk is the thrill.
Go to an adult arcade and sit in a glory hole booth. I want to suck and get fucked by at least 20 or 30 guys in one night. The fantasy part that'll never happen is that they're all decent looking guys with great dicks.
I've actually gone to a place like that before, but only got to suck 2 dicks. Everybody else just wanted to suck dick and nobody wanted to fuck.
>>703495809
i would be interested
>>703495815
backpage dude
To fuck 3 chicks one with huge tits and another with a fat ass. To cum inside both and then get drunk.....and fuck again
To be bound, gagged and hung by my neck while a fat girl sucks my cock and ignores my struggling
